HG fucked up events edition
>>3534202
AutoCropper
>tfw you forget to add your custom events again
Post ONE ava you'd like rated.
>>3534220 (guy who try to discover which ava listen to what)
>/mu/fag
Me?
I haven't posted any song.
Btw have this great tune guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-4gnxxtPtI
>>3534280
>Forgot to add your custom events
Dude, how? You loaded the last code you used, right?
all furfags should kill themselves tbqh
>>3534280
Don't fuck up anymore.
>>3534159
I already said your compliments would not earn you any wishes... nor will it any brownie points or anything like that! Kuku!
>>3534197
>The crows scatter and fly away from the flames.
E-eh? Minions, come back!
>>3534063
>not secret but couldent help post something from the source myself.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YlfUcnSbKDA
>>3534306
I think I'm doing a bang up job so far
>>3534306
>>3534220
>/mu/fag, harsh noise is the bottom of the iceberg
I only went there a few times in my life.
I will admit it was me though.
I'm back
>>3534313
Literally true.
>>3534280
>add customs
>not having a bookmarked code
I don't understand how you mean
>>3534306
>>3534153 (Garnet)
I saw it terrorizin' a coupla ships off the shore...which I didn't even realize we had, but whatever. Just figured I'd pitch in, after all.
>>3534159 (Illya)
Well, to circumvent my fear'a heights, I realized that I don't mind when I'm standin' on some of my summoned crystals. I stand on a slab, and move it around, instead, y'know?
>>3534214 (Kaito)
Hey, I recover fast. I did lose a third'a my blood 'ta a vampire once, y'know.
...Several times, actually.
>>3534103
>I don't have much want-to to guess, but I think I like this music.
>>3534313
You go first, and my ass will follow.
Anyway yes, I am Vino, Sponty, all the rest.
Big reveal, woo.
I'll be starting over and coming back tomorrow, we can have a fun game of find the cancer.
Later babes
>>3534277
That doesn't sound any better.
>>3534326
fuck me/10
>>3534326
X7-10?
>>3534306
>
>>3534280
I know you're there, so come on out!
>>3534325
Did you really go anywhere?
>>3534339
never talking to you again
>>3534325
>leaves well enough alone
>>3534312
Yes, then I changed the size to 36 tributes
>>3534316
I won't
>>3534306
>
>>3534334
Y-you ccould've just said yes... I already know you're tough.
>>3534341
Its not meant as perverted
>>3534313
Eh, maybe later.
>>3534280
I'm just passing through.
>>3534197
It would be nice to watch over. It appears we both have been away from some time.
>>3534334
If this keeps up, I will have to step in.
>>3534280
I'm not getting near to any source of fire.
>>3534306
>People probably think Envy is just an asshole,I was originally gonna do Alex Armstrong though.
>>3534292
Not him either.
>>3534339
Ok, what did Kurumi order on her date with Bri?
>>3534191
>cuts the strip in half
Stop getting new ones.
>>3534359
Did you know you had to start a new simulation in order for a new save to actually save?
>>3534237
Some other militaryfag, Illya maybe.
>>3534234
Jesus
>>3534248
I didn't know we had Puerto Ricans here
>>3534256
No idea, song sounds awesome though.
>>3534286
Spike
>>3534279
I never said I was any good.
>>3534291
No idea, but same as top reply.
Song sounds great.
>>3534307
>literal ape noises mixed with bluegrass
You really are a /mu/fag
>>3534318
Nice piece, never played Bastion.
>>3534322
It sounded like something from those slimy depths.
>>3534339
You know that nobody really cares famzilla, you can just have fun. This is coming from an old fan.
>>3534359
Fuck.
>>3534350
>>3534280
>Steps out from the darkness.
.......Hello.
>>3534374
Careful!
Don't cut me!
>>3534306
>>3534232
I am still not interested in doing anything intimate with you. That has not changed.
>>3534325
Welcome back, young one.
>>3534317
> * Toriel giggles a little. She dismisses a few of the flames.
My my. Perhaps you should have trained your birds a little better?
At least I did not have to kill any of them...
>>3534366
I had to make sure everything was taken care of at the schoolhouse. I am free for a few weeks of summer.
>1st time host during primetime
Godspeed you poor poor bastard.
>>3534359
F to myself.
V I N O B O Y S
I
N
O
B
O
Y
S
>>3534063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqGS7RA8v8I
>>3534339
>Honestly, I don't really care who else you were, I like Doppio and think you're going a great job with him. I'm not going to hold anything against you for it.
>>3534359
A-At least finish me of b-before the fire catches up t-to me...
>>3534339
>Come on man, it's really nothing to get all worked up over.
>>3534359
I-I'm sorry!
>>3534359
Your chest should be able to keep me afloat.
>>3534317
How about insults? Though it would be hard.
>>3534325
Welcome back then Uni.
>>3534334
Sounds like a neat trick! I once knew a girl who did that.
>>3534359
Easiest fire ever.
>>3534378
For what now?
>>3534342
Are you the one from last time?
>>3534343
>Yee
>>3534378
>>Some other militaryfag, Illya maybe.
>I'll go ahead and tell you
>>3534306
Hello.
>>3534384
>By the time you step out, the girl in the mecha is already long gone.
>>3534378
I'm more of a Billy Joel guy than a Bowie guy. Wasn't me.
>>3534268
I do!
>>3534363
Fine, I'll take your word for it.
>>3534405
no?
>>3534378
Not Spike
>>3534401
So tell me, who do you like here the most?
>>3534339
>Sponty
>Vino
>Doppio was Vino
>Doppio was Sponty
>Vino was Sponty
Mind.Blown.
>>3534387
K-kukuku!! They are not trained, they are enslaved by my demon powers! Eight hours a day with two free meals!
>>3534404
Fufu... insults? Very well...
>Thinks.
>>3534378
>nah, I'm not jesus neither
>>3533975
I mean you can't find anyone who would be any use.
>>3534404
>>3533988
You can't.
>>3534049
..Th-thanks...
>>3534387
Hello.
>>3534405
No, I'm the one from last time, checking it was you.
Not familiar with the character, but seems fine. Helps if they are more eccentric, but for a low-key guy, pretty good.
>>3534326
Cancer
>>3534306
>>3534424
Then I'm afraid I'll have to decline.
>>3534401
Thanks
>>3534359
To be fair, your breasts are the best form of flotation. F
>>3534387
Hm, that wont stop me from saying suggestive things. Hey, I heard you make pies, can you make a cream pie~?
>>3534339
Lies and calumny.
>>3534435
>tfw this means I'm Hoshi
Someone please fucking kill me.
>>3534339
>image.jpg
Are people retarded or something?
>>3534423
>pets head
Good
Is anyone going to rate?
>>3534461
Doppio phone posts plenty
>>3534378
Tb.h I only stayed on /mu/ like... a week to shill some song, and I'm nowhere as "deep" as them. You are just casual af :^)
>>3534461
>HG
>wondering if the people here are retarded
>>3534401
Easiest fight of my life...
>>3534421
So... yes?
>>3534438
You know, for a demon... you are quite nice. Not evil at all.
>>3534441
Hmm... could we call a truce then? Share maybe?
>>3534467
Ahh... never go to the feast is rule number 1.
>>3534401
I saw this potentially happening. Thought I could change it.
>>3534378
Please elaborate mine.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rGz3kHmCTrM
>>3534467
I'll just... Grab some things and be on my way.
>>3534385
I won't.
Honestly, I'm utterly disgusted. I thought you insufferable maggots couldn't fall any lower, but lo and behold, you have managed to do so. I cannot comprehend a human's attraction to animals, much less the ease at which you allow this nauseating cancer to fester in your midst. But no, please throw another OC in the bunch, please pick more bland and useless characters that add nothing to the enjoyment of others. You're a bunch of abhorrent, loathsome fuckwits without a single sliver of writing talent. You couldn't act like a character if someone had a cattleprod 10 inches up your ass. Truly repulsive, what this once awe-inspiring gathering has become.
>This thread
>>3534483
Definitely not!
>>3534441
But I can, and she can turn you into dust just by looking at you.
>>3534359
ACK!
>>3534366
If it stuck around longer, I woulda introduced it 'ta something of a size class above it, myself.
>>3534362
Weirdest thing, after the...second time, I think, it never even really bothered me, 'sides from the discomfort.
>>3534387
>>3534197
>Whoops, sorry.
...I can't really think of anyone I rather would. Maybe one person, but they don't show up often, either.
>>3534404
Hm? Geomancy? Or more specifically the, er..."sorta-flight" thing?
>>3534398
>>3534339
>What he said.
>>3534494
Good!
>reaches in pocket
>>3534438
Perhaps that is why they flee so easily...
> * Toriel dismisses the last of the flames for now.
>>3534452
Oh, of course I can make a cream pi-
...Hush, you!
>>3534441
Greetings. I do not think we've met, have we?
I am Toriel, caretaker and teacher.
>>3534446
>Thanks, I appreciate any thoughts I get
>>3534448
> <3
>>3534476
>Jason Isbell is great. Check out "Southeastern," it's his best album.
>>3534472
I've already done more than my fair share of rating, man.
>>3534466
That's not allowed.
Honestly, I'm utterly disgusted. I thought you insufferable maggots couldn't fall any lower, but lo and behold, you have managed to do so. I cannot comprehend a human's attraction to animals, much less the ease at which you allow this nauseating cancer to fester in your midst. But no, please throw another OC in the bunch, please pick more bland and useless characters that add nothing to the enjoyment of others. You're a bunch of abhorrent, loathsome fuckwits without a single sliver of writing talent. You couldn't act like a character if someone had a cattleprod 10 inches up your ass. Truly repulsive, what this once awe-inspiring gathering has become.
>>3534497
I love the smell of pasta.
>>3534497
>what this once awe-inspiring gathering
>>3534499
This is the third time I've seen this picture today...
>>3534476
Well, I'm glad you think I have good taste.
>>3534497
Nice copypasta, faggot
>>3534505
Is that so? Who is it?
>>3534483
Kukuku... That is where you are wrong, you... not as fast person!
>>3534512
...Fufu.... FUFUFU!!!!
No matter, I will simply have to take you on myself!
>She strikes a menacing pose.
After all, I am a demon... I don't only rely on my minions!
>>3534414
I need to work on my element of surprise.
I'll ask Sponty myself.
>>3534513
Of course.
>Then I'll have to decline
Warmed my heart.
>>3534529
I knew I should've gotten more water at the feast...
Is the colonel/wiggins/TAL here?
I'd like to salute him
Honestly, I'm utterly disgusted. I thought you insufferable maggots couldn't fall any lower, but lo and behold, you have managed to do so. I cannot comprehend a human's attraction to animals, much less the ease at which you allow this nauseating cancer to fester in your midst. But no, please throw another OC in the bunch, please pick more bland and useless characters that add nothing to the enjoyment of others. You're a bunch of abhorrent, loathsome fuckwits without a single sliver of writing talent. You couldn't act like a character if someone had a cattleprod 10 inches up your ass. Truly repulsive, what this once awe-inspiring gathering has become.
>>3534476
>guess you'll never know then.
>>3534378
>its pretty good, the song hits hard when you know the context. Spoiler free version is that song, Zulf's own theme, is a funeral song.
>>3534497
Perhaps you ought to show them how it is done. It takes a shepard to lead the sheep, does it not?
>>3534529
Go Yuno.
>>3534502
What could she possibly do to a goddess?
I might host again, this time with custom events....
>>3534553
Hello there!
>>3534505
Maybe you're a vampire now? That's a possibility right?
>>3534511
You better not be pulling out another piece of tape.
>>3534560
Animu.
With a hint of 3D.
>>3534538
Er, her name's Kamui. Like I said, she doesn't pop up often.
>>3534497
Kay
>>3534512
Aw....almost go you...
>>3534483
Maybe?
>>3534500
Why not!?
>>3534505
All of it really. No idea where she went off to though.
>>3534539
Can you prove me wrong? You did clean up my house without me asking for it~
>>3534387
True. There is more important things to do than being here.
>>3534505
Then it is date for whenever that creature returns.
>>3534573
>stops
>puts back in pocket
>it sticks to the finger
ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR HOMECOMING TO GET CANCELED TOMORROW?
>>3534582
Because-
B-Because you can't!
>>3534560
>It takes filth to know filth.
>implying Exuma is filth.
>implying /trash/ isn't my main board.
Cool Song btw, great mood, but I'm not in the mood for it.
>>3534554
>>3534520
>>3534497
>
>>3534530
I could be doing something productive on a Friday night.
>>3534582
Kuku. That was all part of my scheme to force you to pay for something you were not ready for!
>>3534570
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/3292144/#3293508
>>3534602
hell yes i am
>>3534602
YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nruUwYobgM
>>3534602
I swear to fucking god if Junko cancels or pushes back homecoming tomorrow I will fucking host over every Despair Game that occurs since then
>>3534610
But then you wouldn't be here making me giggle.
>>3534610
>>3534608
Shut the fuck up, Sol.
>>3534581
Why must you be so cruel...
>>3534604
W-What if we ask Nepgu and she approves it?
>>3534611
I wouldn't call saying "thank you" a payment...
That would just be a common courtesy that I would have done even if you didn't ask...
>>3534571
Just passing by, to say I, nothing fancy. Hope you're doing well.
>>3534602
Yes, cause Than I can host my own prom, with blackjack and Hookers!
I'm a fan of peace, but, someone just kill someone else...
>>3534608
Shut the fuck up, Sol.
>>3534572
I'd think it's more innate magic just kickin' in 'ta overdrive, myself. After all, she said it wouldn't turn me unless she kinda...dried me out. There was that one time with what she mentioned, but...eh, probably my lack'a understandin', there.
>>3534582
Huh. What was 'er name?
>>3534587
I suppose if it comes back, I'll either spook it off for good, or...my marmot's gonna have a reeeall nice meal.
>>3534516
Why not?
>>3534608
Up the shut fuck, Sol.
I honestly expected you guys to dig into me a lot more than that.
I agree with all the shit about me, that I'm a whiny crybaby that can't take criticism, that I'm cancer, the whole boat, I'll accept all of that.
I suppose by doing this I just wanted to apologize? Nothing can really make up for the amount of an asshole I am, but uh..
I'm not even sure why I'm taking the time to say all this. I guess I want to come back as me, proper me, with all of the hate attached.
Call me crazy. I just don't want to lie about my identity anymore.
>>3534608
Shut the fuck up, Sol.
>>3534605
Try this out then, bit simpler, and I love the classics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn-8n4QKUS4
>>3534579
I have heard of such a thing before! You cannot fool me so easily.
>>3534576
...Yes, I do not think I have even talked to her before....
Just because you don't have someone to go with does not mean you cannot enjoy yourself there. I would encourage you to go anyway!
>>3534587
Responsibilities are like that sometimes. I assume you had things to take care of as well?
>>3534539
So you will take me on yourself?
> * Toriel assumes a battle stance, re-summoning the fireballs around her. They hang in the air, lighting her intensely.
Do not make me hurt you, child...
>>3534602
Hell yeah!
>>3534339
I suppose you mean the temporary Sponty, correct?
The one that was around during my absence?
>>3534659
All my chicken wings on the colonel.
>>3534678
V I N O B O Y S
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S
>>3534679
Shut the fuck up, Sol.
>>3534666
Toph... if I remember right.
>>3534673
Why can't we ask Nepgu? That sounds like a good idea...
>>3534678
Shut the fuck up, Vino.
>>3534698
Shut the fuck up, Sol.
>>3534655
That's better than a no, right?
How about this, if you're here again tomorrow, and you catch me at the right time, I will stay a night.
>>3534694
I don't think it's soon enough to start betting missy..
I honestly expected you guys to dig into me a lot more than that.
I agree with all the shit about me, that I'm a whiny crybaby that can't take criticism, that I'm cancer, the whole boat, I'll accept all of that.
I suppose by doing this I just wanted to apologize? Nothing can really make up for the amount of an asshole I am, but uh..
I'm not even sure why I'm taking the time to say all this. I guess I want to come back as me, proper me, with all of the hate attached.
Call me crazy. I just don't want to lie about my identity anymore.
>>3534655
Kukuku! It does not matter, for that is the price I demanded as a demon!
>>3534685
>She reaches into her shirt pocket.
Fufu... I am no child, I am a demon!
>>3534678
Shut the fuck up, Vino.
But seriously, do it nigger. Of course you'll get shitposted to hell at first, if you can just take it in stride, you'll be just fine coming back as is.
>>3534678
Honestly, I don't care about who you are or what you did before, just don't cause any bullshit now, and you'll be alright with me.
>>3534699
She'd just agree with me anyways, so no!
>>3534678
Same anonfag doing the music deal here, just stop being so hard on yourself, it makes you look like a total bitch. Just own up, and then get over it like everyone else.
>>3534678
You're a fucking clown, Vino. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.
Is Vino for sexual?
>>3534669
This is a battlefield, not a petting zoo. It's dangerous here.
>>3534711
And we will cuddle?
>>3534724
What would have happened if I didn't pay your "price"?
>>3534737
Wanna bet on that?
>>3534666
I don't know Aussa that all sounds very... Eh, whatever you know more about this stuff than I do, magic and stuff like that doesn't really exist where I'm from.
>>3534719
It's just an affectionnate way of showing him my support. Even if he gets killed on the next turn.
>>3534746
yes
>>3534593
Uh.
You've got something stick to your finger.
>>3534719
Let's speed things up a little. The others can't be too far from here.
>>3534666
Alright Satan. I believe you.
>>3534685
You have no idea. It makes this place seem even more relaxing.
>>3534685
Yeah, she's...real busy, lately. Never sticks around for long, either.
>She laughs briefly
Me, by myself, against 47 pairs?
...I've had worse odds.
>>3534699
Hmh. Can't say I recognize th'name, myself. I've just had Patchouli and Alice help me out by offerin' me books. Well, Alice says she'll train me herself once I get through with th'books, but eh.
>>3534760
Hey, I trust her...besides, considerin' it wasn't her choice 'ta be one, herself, she's got no interest in turning me.
>>3534767
...Wha? And I did mean it, y'know.
>>3534750
I forgot about that
Skipped over a day of peace...
Yuno should've given that drink to Casimir...
>>3534753
loS, pu kcuf eht tuhS
>>3534752
You can't provoke me like that!
I know Nepgear better than any of you!
>>3534752
Maybe, but if you do anything too weird, I will push you away.
>>3534766
>angrily removes it
>now sticks to the other hand
>>3534567
I just told you, or are you so dumb that you didn't understand it?
>>3534657
I am, thank you!
Do you have a steam? I could add you on there for convenience
>>3534753
Heh. Shut the fuck up, Sol. Nothin personnel.
>>3534752
Then I would have used my demonic powers to strike you down where you stand...
>>3534792
>Colonel recieves fresh food from an unkonw sponsor
The mcdonald's mafia is at it again. Don't open it colonel!!
>No one shitposting the game
I may as well start hosting in primetime now.
>>3534750
>pets
ayii ,em si ti
Does this homecoming need to be blessed in the gods name? I am a monk after all.
Skipped another day of peace.
The Final 4, place ya bets.
>>3534834
Link?
>>3534838
No need, it won't be happening.
>>3534842
Rooting against Yuno.
>>3534790
Remember that next time then, it could save your life.
>>3534836
... I just said it wasn't allowed!
>>3534789
Think you need the training?
>>3534792
Y-Yuno... s-should have... seen this... coming...
>>3534801
I think she would agree to share, wouldn't it be easier on us to agree to that too? Rather than force her into a corner by having her pick one of us...
>>3534808
Hmmm... deal.
>>3534822
Hmm... could you show me an example of your powers?
>>3534837
ayii ,i si ti
yftf
>>3534810
I don't use steam, vidya does nothing for me now, but I may start making an account, because it seems everyone here use it.
>>3534789
Oh so you want to be more powerful than you are now? That's a terrifying thought...
>>3534842
Rooting for that chicken!
>>3534809
She's no match for me.
>>3534832
You just killed the Colonel, Fyxe...
Congrats, Cappy.
>>3534850
Nope, just someone who's nervous about showing off his games.
>>3534842
Rooting Yuno
>>3534834
It's just comfy in here. If he did this during Prime time when the shitposting was at full velocity, he'd be fucking destroyed.
>>3534724
> * Toriel launches a single fireball. It seems to be coming straight at you...
>>3534767
Perhaps someone else will ask you instead?
>>3534767
Agreed. Some tea certainly helps too.
>>3534512
>>3534801
>>3534876
Awwwww...
>>3534865
Pretty much, yeah. It's free and whatnot, easy it use as chat client when most already have it.
>>3534842
Colonel 4eva.
>>3534858
I cant die dont worry
>>3534863
Kuku... You've already seen them!
>>3534883
E-eh? EH!?!?
>She runs from it.
>>3534883
>>3534789
>oooops.
>>3534876
>colonel sanders dies of hunger
>>3534789
Just a little joke with the numbers you got and what you just said. We will be rid of it yet.
>>3534883
I could use some coffee myself.
>>3534876
>Colonel dies from hunger
What vidya are you playing right now?
Congrats.
>>3534876
oh, sweet
thanks for hosting, you've done good for your first time <3
>>3534863
And you have to make me food first!
>>3534915
Congratulations, Cappy.
Thanks for hosting. Great job.
>>3534863
She's too nice!
So spare her and don't bother!
>>3534876
Congratulations, Cappy
>>3534895
Be it as it may, it'll still be inconvenient for others who can.
>>3534915
Thanks for hosting
>>3534912
>Robobot
>>3534915
Congrats. Not bad for your first time.
>>3534912
final fantasy x-2
>>3534838
I don't really think that's how it works.
>>3534863
I've still mostly just got raw power. Besides, she's gone and outright changed species by sheer magical prowess.
>>3534871
...Where'd you get that from?
>>3534883
>>3534899
It's sorta...tomorrow. And like I said, they're the only perople I'd care for.
>>3534906
I don't get the joke, myself.... But one way or another, yeah. Gods, if Eria was here it woulda already been done and over with.
>>3534915
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>3534915
Congratulations!
Thank you for hosting!
>>3534876
Congratulations Cappy!
Thanks for hosting Clank! Don't forget your code next time thought!
>>3534912
AdVenture Capitalist
>>3534912
crypt of the necrodancer
>>3534912
Dragon Ball BT3 moded
>>3534855
Very well, let me know if there is anything I need to bless.
>>3534912
>hearthstone but ive got a spectate quest and no-one to spectate.
>>3534864
thank
>iiya
>>3534912
>Last thing I played was Terraria.
>Was thinking I could go for some Necrodancer or Dota though.
>>3534912
Terraria
>>3534915
Congratulations Cappy.
Good job on hosting. You did terrific.
>>3534876
Fucking kek.
Sorry gramps...
Well, congratulation, real guy, you were the best
Could you tell me where your character is from so I may make you a (shitty) wincard?
>>3534931
Sorry then
>>3534808
...
Do you want me to help?
>>3534856
>>3534876
Thanks a lot.
>>3534512
>>3534883
>sorry
Uni, Future leader of Lastation.
>>3534872
Arrogance will be your the end of you, Universe-chan.
>>3534934
Because wouldn't you get stronger if you were turned into a vampire?
>>3534912
>Dragon Ball Xenoverse. If Buu dies one more fucking time, I'm going to rip off my own legs.
>>3534933
>Where are you in game?
>>3534912
Brave Frontier.
>>3534912
>>3534957
Thanks for hosting mate