/robutt/ - Robophilia General
>Huge, phat, robot ass edition.
A network where robophiliacs and technosexuals "cum" together and connect their feelings to post pictures, write stories, and discuss the electrifying act of making hot, circuity love to machines.
>>3518408
>>3518418
>>3518433
>>3518444
>>3518408
>robutt general is back
oh boy!
This thread isn't dying.
Cushioned for your convenience
>you will never have a sentient power armor wife
Why even continue on
Robot and guests
I don't understand robot desire.
It's like lusting after a screwdriver or wrench.
>>3534995
I can't speak for everyone here, but for me at least it's a form of xenophilia. Attraction to something that looks human, but isn't. Same for a lot of stuff on this board.
>>3534995
Neither do I, it's one of those things I just started liking one day.
Out of actual lust for their hard cold emotionless exteriors, or simply because I had to move onto something less normal in my masturbation cycle.
>Set a text to speech program to read a JOI script I found
One of the best faps of my life
>not wanting a jet to pin you down and fuck you hard
Anthro robot ladies a shit
>>3536382
>>3539712
Damn
rakihiro's drawing some lewd borgs for me
can't wait for this to get done
>>3542978
>syndie_mediborg
Oh boy, can't wait for people to shitpost about this in-game too
this is the thread for me
I need to draw her more
>>3543905
You'll have to tell me what they say these days. I used to play on /tg/ station but I haven't played SS13 in general for a long time now.
>robobutt and robovag are soft organics instead of angular plates, hydraulics and wires
More like robo cosplay.
>>3546590
I like it better if it just looks like a plugged-in silicone fleshlight or something that makes more sense.
Pochincoff almost nails it sometimes, but then he just adds in nonsensical squishy bits for no reason.
>>3546664
Only gook that ever does it right is Knidroid
Shame about the censoring
>>3548525
I was rather fond of Bonii (sp), but it seems like he stopped drawing robots years ago. Not sure if he's even actively drawing anymore.
>>3549957
That some Roodaka?
>>3549957
>eating out robot pussy
you think she would excrete flavored lubrication for such actions?
>>3561351
dem legs
>>3561428
robocosplay: the thread
Ya'll have fucking low standards for robotics and mechanicals.
hey, is that guy who was working on the robot h-game still around? does he have a site anywhere?
>>3561721
I know, right? soon they'll just be posting Aegis or something pleb-tier.
I have an odd fetish for omnipresent AIs.
Not literal godlike beings, but girls like glados or shodan who have no real physical form.
I think im a fan of the fact that they can aontrol all of the machinery they are connected to, which they could use in all sorts of lewd ways while they talk dirty.
>>3561870
Same senpai.
>>3561870
I bet you would have been a fan of the show Eureka then. The protagonist lived in a house where everything was under AI control, and there was some lewd shit going on sometimes.
>"open the door, AI."
>"no."
>*strokes sofa* c'mon...
>"..."
>door slowly opens for him
Also, you might want to check out Space Station 13 sometimes. You might get lucky and get to hack the station AI to become your omnipresent waifu.
>>3562037
>You might get lucky and get to hack the station AI to become your omnipresent waifu.
That's pretty cool, I'll check it out.
I like the idea of an omnipresent AI who is in love with me, but goes full shodan around people she dislikes or those who threaten me.
>>3562795
borgs and the station AI players are typically bound by Asimov rulesets. This is why they're popular to hack when you're an antagonist, cause then you can just make up laws for them to follow.
>you will never have your own vicious ho starfighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8jcIO6qY1g
y'all gotta stop lettin' this general die
anyone got any more male stuff?
>>3573795
I've got this
I would enjoy it a lot more without the lactation, though.
need more METAL GEARS
>>3573795
Sure, some of varying quality
>>3575512
I want a pet MG Ray. Maybe a foot high at most.
br-w9 is cute, CUTE
>>3578322
>>3578322
What is that from?
>>3578640
Contra Rebirth. It was a downloadable game on the Wii.
going to post something a found hope it fits in here
The Adventures of Sweet A-10 and Hella Pilot (By A-10)
Give your credits to:http://a-10writer.tumblr.com/
“So I’m supposed to fly you? How the fuck do I do that?”
The confused pilot, in his 20s, sat on a crate, opposite the A-10 to which he had been assigned. This particular plane was notorious for going through pilots faster than any other due to ‘unexplained mechanical faults’ and risky aerial maneuvers.
“Y’see this?” It turned to its left slightly, showing the mechanical seams on her back, still looking at him, with that predator’s grin on its face. “I can make these split apart. You climb in…and then you can take me for a spin, yeah?”
The pilot scratched at his hairline. “There’s nowhere near enough room for anyone in there,” he stated flatly, pointing at its fuel tanks.
It frowned again, but this time, more in utter confusion than anything else.
“I…what?”
“Those.” The pilot poked the pliant synthmetal ‘fuel tank’. The A-10 jerked backwards.
“Don’t do that! They’re…er, volatile!”
The pilot crossed his arms. “They’re breasts, aren’t they.”
“N-no…”
“You’re a GIRL plane, aren’t you?”
The A-10 went through several facial expressions, from ‘confused’, to ‘incredulous’, to ‘disbelieving’, to ‘incredibly angry’.
“NO SHIT. NO…SHIT.” The A-10 yelled at him, jumping up and shoving him backwards over the crate. “MOTHERFUCKING SHERLOCK EINSTEIN, ARE YOU? Oh my God, how long did it take for you to figure that out?” it yelled, before walking away, head in its hands, muttering, “I’ve been paired with an idiot…an idiot…” over and over again, until it found the hangar wall, which it started to gently bang its cockpit against. “Of all the pilots…I’ve had aces, masters of their craft, and now this dipshi-” It froze as it felt a gentle hand run down its back seam, unsealing it with a hydraulic ‘hsss’.
“W-what are you-”
“Shh. No words. Only flying now.”
After about fifteen seconds of absolutely nothing happening, the A-10 turned around irritably, to see the pilot staring into its back, with the confused expression on his face again.
“Are you fucking teasing me? I-”
“What’s that?”
“What’s what?”
The pilot reached inside it, poking the object in question, which caused the A-10 to shudder violently and collapse against the wall. “Th…t-that’s the fuel intake, dumbass.”
“That doesn’t look like a fuel intake.”
“JUST G-GET THE FUCK IN.”
“Can you tell me how the FUCK that happened?” The general shouted over the table, sending the bespectacled techie another half-foot back out of spittle range.
“Er, it might have been paperwork. Or, um, maybe it w-”
“DON’T GIVE ME MAYBES, CARLYLE.”
“R-right you are, Sir, the facts are I don’t exactly know why he was assigned to her,” the techie continued, nervously fidgeting. “B-but another fact is that no matter how you look at it, it makes sense for him to…er…fill her needs.”
“It’s an IT, not a SHE. When you start assigning gender to artificial intelligence-even if they decide to assign it to themselves, and force people to give them ‘upgrades’-it goes WRONG. Every FUCKING time, haven’t you seen the reports?” The general continued yelling, gently watering his desk, the papers on it, and the carpet. “IT is an IT until I say OTHERWISE.”
“W-well, putting that aside, he seems to have a higher psych rate with her than any of the previous pilots. I-it could have been something to do with the fact they were all, er, female.”
This hit a sore spot with the general-this plane was a killer.
It was no secret, on this particular base-its ‘kill tally’, unofficial of course, rested at ten. It would seem to go fine at first, a few successful test flights after full integration…then one day it would return to base and ask someone to drag the comatose, engine oil-soaked pilot out of it. They were sometimes bruised, sometimes scans showed neural degeneration and brain damage, other times it couldn’t be explained. The last one that was ‘offered to the beast’, as the engineers called it, was completely purple, it was so covered in bruises. The only reasons the A-10 hadn’t been decomissioned were the potential advantage it could give, come wartime, and that they were worried about what it would do should it find out about the plan.
The only reason pilots wanted to even bother with it was one of three things-the firepower it presented, the prestiege one would gain from being the one to tame it, or because they were ordered to, like the first few. The current pilot, however, was a mistake. He was supposed to be a pencil-pusher.
“What’s that got to do with it, huh? Rather than spout statistics, how about you FIX the problem?”
The techie cringed again. “I, ah, I’m on it, Sir. You can trust me.”
The pilot pointed the beretta handgun at the A-10, which continued giving him an disinterested frown. Due to the noticable lack of lips, it always seemed as if it was grinning or frowning.
“Please, don’t make me do this.”
“It’s what I want. Hurry the fuck up and get over with it.”
The pilot moved his aim from its general chest area to its head, calmly and smoothly tightening his finger on the trigger. “Well, okay.”
“Wait, n-”
The handgun fired, the 9×19 parabellum round slamming into its head at around 380 metres per second, sending it jerking back and bouncing off the wall of the hangar with a hollow ‘clunk’. It staggered and caught itself on the wall as the pilot put the gun’s safety back on.
“You STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. HAVE YOU NEVER FIRED A GUN BEFORE? EVER?” Its head flicked back forward, as the gunshot’s echo bounced around the hangar. “DON’T FUCKING AIM FOR THE HEAD, AIM FOR CENTRE, OF, MASS. DID YOU WANT TO DAMAGE MY SENSORS YOU DUMB SHIT?”
The pilot opened his mouth before being interrupted again.
“I SAID, AIM FOR HERE. CHEST LEVEL. God.” The A-10 snatched the gun out of the pilot’s hands and leaned into his face, violently violating his personal space, frowning.
“I just thought…”
“YOU THOUGHT WRONG. WROOOOONG. Not that it matters,” the A-10 replied.
Have a WIP
page 10 bump!
live damnit
wish there was more Eva stuff, too much material of the pilots rather than the machines
>>3589471
>refueling
Unf.
rakihiro is a pretty cool guy
>>3591465
oh he added more detail to it, neat!
>>3591732
I got a couple more borg ideas lined up for him. I just hope he doesn't mine me hogging his commission queue with my strange requests.
>>3592300
borg is pretty out there. but i guess any new content is welcome
>tfw yu BUMP
so lets sparks some discussion to revive this thread
if you were to carry on a conversation with a machine how would you prefer them sounding while speaking to you?
-a calm and monotone synthesized voice?
-a perfect normal human tone?
-mircosoft sam?
-beeps and boops?
human tone
>>3597106
Somewhere between Legion, Glados and EDI
Human but with a synthetic touch
>>3597106
Synthesized, for sure. Although I would find it cute if when they moaned, they'd do it it beeps and whistles.
>>3589549
I loved her as a child... she was so sweet
we need more Sorayama
im running out of images to bump the thread with..
what kind of material should the ideal robot waifu be made out of? steel,iron,plastic,carbon fiber?
share your thoughts.
>>3601956
Hard metal with slight padding over breast or ass if they're present at all. If they have some sort of shell over the mechanical goodness then something pliable enough to pass for flesh while still being able to feel and hear the machine inside.
>>3601956
My ideal robowaifu would be made of carbon fiber and iron armor platelets with some soft, malleable material for her breasts and ass.
>>3601956
insulated cloth
bump
Sketchy thing I did a few week ago but forgot to scan
>>3605440
pretty nice. love me some busty aeromorphs
>>3606634
it looks like its coming along well, cant wait
>>3605440
>thick plane girl
>>3606781
>>3607137
Just need to add more frames to the bounce but I'm done for the night
buuuuuummmmppp
https://e621.net/post/show/924196/3d_-artwork-android-animated-bed-breasts-cum-cum_i
>>3612492
porn of HK-47, thats new
remember kiddos safety first
also bump
>>3614835
where's the robot
>>3616361
the girl on the left is an android from the persona series
>>3620154
I don't see no robot there
>>3620221
look up Labrys and then maybe you'll get the picture
>this thread
>>3627598
Damn it, now I miss /m/'s Nyorobotics threads.
>>3573795
here
>>3642175
Well warframes aren't exactly robots...
>>3546590
This. OP is a fucking pleb.
>>3642612
true, I thought it was close enough
>>3642175
warframe, i thought it was genji
>>3647155
Genji's a cyborg, man.
>>3647889
I know but for a sec i thought It was genji, but is also a long time since i played warframe.
>>3620725
>robot indents like it's made of flesh
Someone tell me why everyone ITT is doin' it wrong?
>>3649717
You're one to talk, Mr Slap An Impossible Face On An Inanimate Object And Call It Sexy
So, /robutt/, the ultimate question...
Who is best girl?
>GLaDOS
Dominant, knowledgeable, a lover of science, and willing to do what it takes to get shit done.
>Exuberant Witness
Sweet, protective, and impossible to get down. Always seeking new experiences
>>3650232
Inanimate objects are sexy, though. I would've uploaded some proper clang if I had my full folder.
Here's a rare example of "draw a girl, call it a robot" done right.
>>3650473
if you can get by the whole "murder you for science" kinda thing, to each his own i guess
>>3650473
GLaDOS for sure.
>>3650473
GlaDOS. That voice, man.
>>3518408
>sahelanthropus
>talking
>>3518408
do anthro planes count?
>>3659294
As long as they looks robotic and not "Human with a propeller head".
>>3659400
all of these are human with a propeller head thou
you guys aren't cranking it to actual machines. just the furry equivalent
>>3659400
>xb-70 valkyrie planetits.jpg
Uh...
>>3671554
Baby don't hurt me.
Still can't believe someone did this plane exhaust request
Do Warframes count?
>>3678260
No, they run on magic and weeb shit.
>>3597106
My ideal robowaifu wouldn't have much human resemblence
I could pilot her, but she could operate autonomously as well
Her voice would be like Glados'
>>3678941
Top Tier Taste anon.
I'd love to just be drifter with an overprotective, tender AI lady controlling an Atlas Titan.
>>3680100
Honestly, all the titans are fine, but I like the balance and aesthetic of the Atlas Titan.
I just want my robowaifu to carefully hold me in the grip of a giant death machine.
>>3650810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qlyqizEdlw
>>3678941
>>3680100
I want a cute robo-waifu with the body of a killing machine
>>3683626
MONITA IS CUTE
CUUUUUUTE
bump?
>>3680100
A strider with the voice of glados
>>3691498
>>3691502
heh
>>3691568
I'm shamefully aroused.
Where is my piledriver Waifu?
>>3536070
tfw no ship waifu
