/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Mommy Edition
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o [Open]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
When will Zuke and Tang fuck?
IT'S A DRAW
TAKE THAT POORTUGAL YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS CUNTS
Now this is an edition I can get behind!
>>3460464
>zuke18
When will Zuke and you fuck?
Here we go.
>>3460450
We'll be back, baby!
>>3460501
I'd be okay with a threesome with her and the fish.
http://imgur.com/a/9JROV
put this in the OP
post rubis
>>3460464
I want to put Zuke on a diet and exercise schedule.
![[ffg]'s Vaginaposter.png](https://i.imgur.com/LwfB2aR.png "[ffg]'s Vaginaposter.png")
hey Penisposter let me introduce you to /ffg/'s Vaginaposter.
>>3460567
>>3460569
Don't bully
>>3460525
>A Sardonix/Peridot fusion
Would her extremely pointy head be the weapon?
>>3460567
>>3460582
>>3460592
She'd be pretty qt if she lost a bit of weight
She's tired /sug/
>>3460596
Yes. No hammer/drill trick weapon, the fusion IS the drill.
>>3460618
It would be healthier for her to lose weight but she always cute regardless
>>3460650
What's keeping her from resting?
A fear that she wouldn't be able to get back up?
>>3460503
>>3460650
tired from what? stroking her horsecock all night?
>>3460560
Put this in your mouth and pull the trigger.
>>3460567
Those rubies are too muscular, I like my rubies small and squishy
>>3460726
She has to stay awake for Steven.
It's not time to rest yet.
>>3460650
Maybe she just needs a blowjob.
>>3460656
>Sardonix/Peri has no front and back side and no legs, she has four arms around her "shoulders" that all stick out at perfect 90 degree angles and four arms around her "waist" that are much the same
>Her entire method of movement involves her using her strange limbs to constantly rotate herself and move around underground like a giant, humanoid drill
Neat
>>3460818
No doubt that'd help
>>3460464
Hopefully soon so Zuke will stop boarding Lapis scenes while masturbating.
>>>/co/83775819
It's time to stop.
And yes it is the same album.
kek.
who of you guys linked the Pearldong gallery in the psedo /sug/ of /co/?
>>3460618
You can say that about far too many people.
>>3460728
Thanks, saved that image on my phone.
Saving images from Twitter is superior on PC.
MOMMY
EDITION
>>3460918
I agree, horse cock posting should be a bannable offense.
>>3460974
Pearl put her dick in that big beautiful woman
There's a pain inside of me
An unstoppable force, blind and furious
Pushing me forward without restraint
I'd love to calm down, to soak it in
to take what I have and love it like nothing more
But the drill has no heed for sentiment
It continues to move forward without hesitation
destroying all in it's path
Please, don't let me hurt you.
I'll always love you.
>>3461032
>>>/myspace/
Any news on episodes? Haven't been keeping up
>>3461050
Next episode scheduled for June 2018
>>3461012
ROSE IS FOR CUTE!
NOT FOR SMUTE!
>>3461032
I remember my edgy high school poetry too anon
>>3461032
Mom?
>>3461082
Come on, you know Rose used Pearl as an all too willing stress reliever
>>3461050
Zuke pretty much directly confirmed that the Summer of Steven is still on during a stream last night, and lightly hinted that she might know an exact date. Matt's said before that he's found out within the week of an announcement, so if Zuke DOES know something we could very well hear some news in the next few days!
Also Colin's first episode should air this summer.
>>3461121
Rose is a beauty, not a hoochie!
Le know nothing man
Another thread and thank you for all the smiles
>>3461163
Don't be sorry, Anon. If nothing else, time will help to ease the pain.
>>3461208
Jesus christ
Here's Amethyst!
>>3461163
It's people like you who make it a fun time in these thread; there's always something new, always someone complaining about something, and I love it. Keep on doing ya thang
>>3461228
And if time doesn't, death will
>>3461252
threads*, rip
>>3461032
I love you
>>3461163
I like your poetry, faggot.
>>3461252
What episode is this from
Here's Pearl!
>>3461336
>>3461336
I wish I saved that Crossed pic
Would have been perfect for this
Keep up the horsecocks guys, you're doing great!
>>3461377
i think i've pretty much run out of ones to post though
Reminder that you will never have your own Pearl.
Here's Steven!
Here's Concrete Heat!
The last hiatus with /trash/ was better.
We weren't as dead and this shitposty from one guy.
>>3460487
kinda like this version of lazuli
>>3461317
Dexter's Lab? A Beard to Be Feared is the episode, I believe
>>3461394
I think I might draw some, maybe, for some reason this horsecock posting got me motivated, huh.
>>3461415
He looks like shit
>>3461419
We went from 100 to less than 60 in a single hiatus, and never recovered.
>>3461419
It was a little too /soc/ sometimes, but I agree.
>>3461419
If you want, I can make a /sug/ in [s4s]
>>3461441
Still better than Lapis.
>>3461469
Oh so it can be spammed with s4s memes only and not else?
Go ahead and waste the effort.
>>3461471
Lapis is shit but that guy is even more shit
>>3461469
>>3461480
After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy.
>28 IPs
so we are practically dead?
>>3461448
Sugar had to eat them in order to sustain her powers during the hiatus
>>3461505
Yeah
>>3461502
Yes that's one of them.
Thanks Shirts.
>>3461526
Yeah but that's the only thing that was posted there and nothing else.
That place died quicker than /trash/
>>3461526
It's funny the first time you read it, but it quickly loses its charm. When it's spammed a hundred times in a thread it just becomes tiresome.
>>3461505
Nothing to talk about, shitposting gone rampant, even I'm thinking of leavingif we don't hear anything by Saturday.
Fuck hiatuses and fuck CN's scheduling department.
I can't believe SU, Dragon Ball, GoT, Breaking Bad and The Prince of Bel-air are all in the same universe
>>3461502
Hah, mere child. You are but a beginner. New to the face of this world. Hahahah, I bet you still laugh at Mama Jokes! Typical 'memer' I will rid your face off of this planet if you play with me in such ways. I use my meme, THE meme of 2016, I call it. Behold
>>3461577
Carlton best husbando
>>3461577
I can't believe you're still shitposting this.
>>3461577
Is Carlton a gem ?
>>3461594
Remember that episode where Steven took the bullet for uncle Phil?
>>3461403
and Here's Bizarro Steven and Bizarro Greg
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/742824828369928192
Would this show be better if Zuke was in charge?
SOME
>>3461625
Good thing Walter was there to drive him to hospital. Giving up his drug deal with the Namekians to help Steven.
>>3461694
It'd all be perifags and lapidot shipping so no.
>>3461694
No and anyone who thinks so should kill themselves but not really because life is very precious and you shouldn't just obey random strangers on the Internet like that for no reason.
>>3461705
Yeah, but because of that the namekians didn't meet the drug quota Frieza set and he destroyed their world.
Atleast some of them managed to survive and reach Essos
>>3461694
I wouldn't mind if she was in charge of more of the comedy, she's done some pretty hilarious moments in her episodes.
>>3461694
Zuke should be the co-director with Sugar.
>>3461776
And yet even she could make the top comedy episode.
>>3461734
Doesn't sound so bad.
Is this memeland
>>3461788
Couldn't. Goddammit.
>>3461772
This show jumped the shark after season 28
>>3461694
Yes, I want a world with more happy lappy
>>3461793
t. Perifag.
Run along now gremlin.
>>3461796
yes, welcome
Zuke ruined this show
>>3461811
t. Lapidot, cuz.
>>3461829
She saved it
>>3461788
Yeah, she's not always the best, but she does have some amazing moments. If she oversaw more of the comedic moments that'd be cool.
Also I have a feeling that we haven't hit the peak Zuke comedy episode, if her tweets are anything to go by.
>>3461788
Alright, /sug/.
>Best Episode for Comedy
>Best Episode for Feels
>Best Episode for Horror
>Best Episode for Action
>Best Episode for Lore
>best boarding teams overall for each of those categories
>>3461857
Too many things.
>>3461800
>that episode where Pearl and Piccolo raped Tyrion while Will watched
What the fuck were they thinking.
>>3461857
I was gonna type it out but im just gonna tell you that's too many things instead.
>>3461857
Log Date/Hit the Diamond
Rose's Scabbard
Sadie's Song
Super Watermelon Island
On the Run
I dunno
>>3461857
Yeah agree on Hit the Diamond
impossible to decide
Gem Drill
Jailbreak
uh The Answer I guess
Zuke/Hilary
Joe/Jeff
Raven/Paul
Joe/Jeff
Joe/Jeff
>>3461857
Rising tides Crashing skies
Friend Ship
Keeping it Together
Super Watermelon Island
On the Run
>>3461920
>uh The Answer I guess
Actually I think I'd go with It Could've Been Great. It revealed very little but it just had that feeling
>>3461915
>Sadie's Song
kek
>>3461966
Someone should kill Lars
>>3461920
I hate the way Raven and Paul draw the characters, and they always get the serious, important episodes. I just want them to go away.
>you will never be the most attractive person in the Crewniverse
Does anyone else have a rape fetish?
>>3462022
Ian?
>>3461942
It was actually pretty good for the lore we got
>how the Diamonds look
>the Diamonds' role on the homeworld.
>space-faring species yadda yadda
>homeworld's original plan for earth
>how homeworld viewed fucking up other worlds for resources (through Peridot)
It was Great
>>3461920
>gem drill
That episode was surprisingly beautiful actually.
>>3462022
Becky is beautiful
>>3460464
Ah yes. Tang. The disgusting shipper who likes four-dicked furries.
Disgusting.
>>3462040
No, subhuman scum.
guys
guys
post perifeet
>>3460560
>Saving all of Zst's horsecocks and putting them on a folder
That's a new low chris
>>3462040
No, rape is a pretty big turn off for me actually.
>>3462022
I want to fuck Steven, the real one. Is that bad?
>>3462083
Are you black?
>>3462083
>>3462083
Gross
>>3462094
For what reason in particular
>>3462059
It was, after Steven stopped having a panic attack and borderline hallucinatory visions of swirling ghostly faces emanating from a monstrous agonized forced fusion of millions of half-dead Gems.
But yeah, that ending was really pretty.
>>3462126
Not really for any reason that I can articulate, it just is.
>>3462046
>They passed up a perfectly good time to develop Ruby and Sapphire and instead made them sing about their discovery of Earth and different gem Fusion
FUCK YOU
I'M THE ORIGINAL STEVEN
>>3462162
I see.
Thank you for answering the question.
>>3462176
>>3462127
The spooky faces were pretty scary but compare that to litterally an abomination with a quick flash of agonizing gems screaming then forming to a chimera.
>>3462119
You never change do you
>>3461694
No, she would turn this show into Nichijou 2.0 and fuck that shit.
>>3462176
You're not allowed here Steven, leave
>>3462227
Do I?
>>3462248
Yes
>>3462111
>>3462265
Right.
WAIT JUST A COTTON-PICKIN' MINUTE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY2wRBcLOzc
>Now, everyone can see me burning.
Diamonds can burn easily due to their carbon-based nature.
>Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.
Guys, this song isn't foreshadowing plot at all! It's foreshadowing lore. The lore about Pink Diamond.
>>3462270
:^)
>>3462297
Sure
>>3462273
>PD burned to death
Somehow I doubt that's where they're going with this
>>3462248
don't pretend to be me
r00d
>>3462040
No, tho I like when Jasper is depicted being violent with her partners because who the fuck thinks she's gonna gently cuddle and have vanilla sex.
>>3462273
No, that's not a reason to not skip sadie's song
>>3462313
>Haven't you noticed I'm a star?
>I'm coming into view as the world is turning.
>Haven't you noticed I've made it this far?
No anon, she didn't burn. She was cast into the fucking sun.
>>3462315
I like this
Is there more?
>>3462360
>I like this
kys
>>3462273
>yfw it's actually foreshadowing how the fandom will inevitably try to see it as foreshadowing even if it isn't
>I can't help it if I make a scene
>I've got them dazzled like a stage magician / When I point, they look and when I talk, they listen
>Haven't you noticed I'm a star?
If Connie died, would the show become better?
>>3462392
Yes
>>3462354
Oh.
So she did burn?
>>3462406
That didn't answer my question
>>3462354
Rest in fucking piss Pink Diamond
>>3462360
a lot more on tumblr somewhere
>>3462401
I guess you could look at it that way, although to in order to truly burn you'd need an adequate amount of oxygen.
>>3462313
>Huge lore drop episode that shows video footage/latent memory/something of Rose Quartz burning PD alive
>It doesn't show her actually burning, just cuts to Steven looking absolutely horrified as the light of the fire reflects off his eyes and he's forced to listen to her screaming
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Sugar did try to pull some shit like this.
>>3462392
>Steven becomes edgy and brooding for at least half a season, possibly forever
>morbid and serious atmosphere replaces the lightheartedness and optimism that define the show
>she would probably be given a death in battle and thus become the eternal Mary Sue
no
>>3462443
>Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Sugar did try to pull some shit like this.
Because, let's face it, you're pretty fucking stupid.
>>3462392
maybe
>>3462445
But what if she died of old age
>>3462480
Then we would need a serious time-skip, which will definitely make the show worse.
>>3462427
Keep posting it. Do you know the artist's name?
>>3462491
And what if she died in an accident
>>3462487
NOT A GEM
Sometimes I think about how Steven feels about the show. It must feel weird having your sister write fanfiction about you all day.
>>3462469
Well aren't you the ornery one.
>>3462510
It'd need to be in battle to make Steven forgiving Yellow Diamond harder.
>>3462510
Are you jacking off to this conversation?
>>3462494
http://notomoe.tumblr.com/post/145857650845/ive-put-off-posting-su-lewds-for-a-while-but-i
The folder is getting way too big, I should probably put a whole day to remove accidental thumbnails and general garbage that accumulated in the whole thread downloads I did that one time I got lazy
Have some garbage I found while doing some maintenance
>>3462526
Look at that joyous Jewish grin.
He's dead inside.
>>3462575
>Am I?
A-are you?
>>3462526
I really want to know what his reaction was to this scene
>>3462469
Are you forgetting the first cluster screaming in pain as it attempted to reform itself? How about Frybo getting stabbed in the eye and crawling out of the restaurant covered in Ketchup?
The show has gotten pretty fucking dark in the past.
>>3462594
No, I don't think so
Let me check
>>3462564
How big is your folder, anon? Mine has ~17,000 files.
>>3462491
not the Connie-hater, but I think we're going to get a time-skip at some point, with Peridot more aquinted with the BC population, a teenager steven, a backstoy about Lapis leaving at some point, with Jasper nowhere to be found since her defeat at hands of ewoks in the Battle of Endor, I mean since she was defeated by tribal watermelons in the watermlon island. then some arc about Jasper actually making her way to the cluster and trying to fuse with it because "mah powah potential"
>>3462556
Thank you
>>3462607
Doin' god's work, son.
>>3462605
Did somebody say frybo?
>>3462649
no problem fellow peridonut shipper
>>3462670
>>3462658
Well, no, it seems I wasn't jacking off
>>3462629
60,047 at this very moment
>>3462685
>>3462708
i doubt all of yours are manually downloaded and manually named though
>>3462273
I'm more inclined to think its related to Rose Quartz
> I can't help it if I make a scene,
Rebellion
>When I pose, they scream and when I joke, they laugh.
The utter devotion of the Crystal Gems
>I've got a pair of eyes that they're getting lost in,
>They're hypnotized by the way i'm walking,
>I've got them dazzled like a stage magician,
>When I point, they look and when I talk, they listen, well,
Again her total control over them and most importantly? the power of a stage magician is false, its all smoke and mirrors, Rose wasn't as in control or perfect as everyone claims. She lead by raw charisma and her compelling personality rather than actual leadership competence
And there wasn't anyone that didn't listen to her.
>Everybody needs a friend, And I've got you and you and you
3 Friends, Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst
>So many, I can't even name them, Can you blame me? I'm too famous.
She hasn't shown any signs previously of caring about the lost vast majority of the crystal gems, the others beyond those three were just serving her, in her eyes.
Basically the entire tone of it is of an incredibly charismatic but disinterested and aloof person, one who was charming, but not close to those that followed her, who made mistakes and yet is thought of as perfect.
Someone more interested in themselves than those that care about them.
>>3462732
>>3462575
And then, ultimately, he still forgives Yellow Diamond even after he gravely wounds her and chooses not to repair her, causing her to live her life as a weakened wretch for the rest of her days.
>>3462737
that'd be a huge wast of time
>>3460464
Soon hopefully
It'll do wonder for her anxiety.
If GREG died, would the show become better.
>>3462672
With some inspiration and the support of some Anons I'd be happy to bang out a peridonut fic if anyone's interested
Did anyone save that pic of Pearl in neko lingerie with Dewey and can repost it please?
>>3462747
I've actually given that some thought too, but felt like throwing out an alternate theory for the sake of discussion in these meager times. I agree that it's probably more about Rose, but then
>Now everyone can see me burning.
becomes a lot more mysterious.
it's a thankless job, but I won't stop until the lewdness has been extinguished
>>3462816
Not gonna lie, I'd read it.
>>3462815
>>3462603
Will we ever Steven naked again? Or Connie? lol
>>3462841
>not being a death knight
Anon
>>3462846
Any suggestions on stuff you want me to include before I start? Otherwise it'll just be me bullshitting
i wonder how many horses pearl has fathered
>>3462880
Peridot eating the donut at the end
>>3462880
Sadie and Lars walking in as she climaxes and witnessing the horror
Well shit, Iseenudepeople, the fellow who made that peri blowjob comic got banned off tumblr. Someone spam reported their porn blog and then they got banned for evasion when they tried to make a new one. They even went and took down their sfw blog.
I hate that websites moderation
>>3462867
Steven and Connie are not for sexual
I just got photoshop and have no idea what I am doing.
Send help.
>>3462867
Probably not Steven, definitely not Connie.
>>3462945
DRAW THINGS
>>3462945
Pearl raping a horse
Love you /sug/
I hope your day went well. That it was stress free and enjoyable. I hope you are able to find some time tonight to relax and unwind. You all deserve that much
