HG THREAD
>>3454526
STOP POSTING THIS BULLSHIT
THIS ISN'T EVEN FROM THE FUCKING ANIME
THE HERO GETS THE FIRST POST!
>>3454526
>This character is, for no reason other than perversion, 15.
I want to marry the dog boat
>>3454543
You tried.
I want to violently rape Muffet.
>>3454543
At least I got a palindrome, I guess...
Anyway, I'm gonna go to sleep now! See you all tomorrow!
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3454540
Stop hoshi/Bolin
>>3454551
I want to fuck her
>>3454561
DON'T COMPARE ME TO THAT TRASH
GET QUALITY FUCKING GIFS YOU FAGGOT
>>3454548
She's 14 in fact.
>>3454564
That's forbidden.
>>3454575
>>3454502
It sounds like you should go a bit further then just the one village if you can that is...
>>3454507
It really shows Aussa!
>>3454524
Don't say things like that to me though, say that kind of stuff to my creators, they deserve the compliments there the behind the scenes people who are just so nice...
>>3454542 (Ririchiyo)
...I dost supposeth that it art worth noting that I hast ne'er seen a movie 'fore. Verily, mine experience with explosives dost come exclusively from this place.
>>3454580
It's going to happen fuckboi. I'll make her wimper like a good girl.
>>3454571
>>3454590
It art the only one, actually.
>>3454592
There's one in erp, but with spelling that atrocious, I'd be surprised if they entertained you.
>>3454590
Hehe, well...thanks.
4 avafags you want to leave
>>3454611
Adachi 4 times, cause he'll come back anyways.
>>3454611
me, me, me and (You)
>>3454611
Maria and any associates
>>3454611 (You) (You) (You)
>>3454611
You
(You)
Uoy
Me
>>3454611
Eat shit and die
>>3454611
>Noone
>>3454628
Your spelling.
>>3454633
Nonon*, but why them?
>>3454591
Well, it's reminiscent of watching a play, except that everything is displayed on a screen, instead of being performed on a stage. Explosives are created using powders or chemicals, so they can pretty much take any form; some can even be hidden in a person's clothes. We'll need a better system like a device of some sort that can detect gunpowder, in order to prevent running straight into a bomb again.
Give me five good Legend of Zelda themed Fatal Events and I'll host another one.
>>3454599
What you expect me to believe there's only a single village in your world?
>>3454603
Don't mention it, but if you don't mind, could you at least tell me what you learned, I don't really need to see.
>>3454649
Link is gay.
>>3454649
>(Player1) heads into a cave hoping to meet an old man to give (him/her1) a weapon, but ends up being raped and killed by old man.
I have been summoned
>>3454668
>by the old man.*
fuck
>>3454649
(Player1) gets lost in Gerudo Valley, wandering hopelessly until the sand strips the flesh from his/her bones
>>3454649
>(Player1) splits in to four of themselves and cut down (Player2) from all sides
>>3454643
>I didn't misspell.
>>3454654
It's just...generalist stuff, really. It's...tough 'ta describe.
>>3454649
(Player1) smashes the wrong person's pot, and is hung to death.
(Player1) can't figure out the boss's pattern, and is killed.
(Player1) and (Player2) fight over who gets to play next. They murder each other.
(Player1) fucks up the song of healing, killing themselves.
(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) perish when the moon smashes into earth
>>3454649
(player1) gets captured by the Gerudo tribe and is used as a breeder till he/she die
>>3454677
Fuck off Shorty.
>>3454686
Yes you did, actually, but I made a joke of it. No one, not noone.
>>3454655
>>3454668
>>3454695
:^(
>>3454681
>>3454686
>>3454688
:^)
First 24
>>3454700
Serenity
>>3454700
Cappy
>Female
>>3454700
Rave Horse
>>3454700
Maria and Harusame
>>3454649
(Player1) kills a fairy to try and gain it's powers only to be smited by (What ever he fuck the fairy queen is)
(Player1) fires an arrow into the sun to try and get fire arrows but only kills (Player2)
(Player#) stumbles upon an ancient ruin and is killed by an awakening spirit.
(Player1) finds the ocarina of time and reverts back into a child only to be slain by a skulltulla.
>>3454700
Eggman-kun
>>3454700
Mononobe no Futo
>>3454647
I art familiar with the concept, though I hast not viewed them. I hast considered asking the prince for permission to negotiate with the kappa to attain some.... Hmh. Methinks I dost not care for such weaponry.
>>3454654
Gensokyo arest rather small.
>>3454700
Ririchiyo
>>3454700
Pupperkaze
>>3454700
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3454700
Metallia and The Hundred Knight
>Female
>>3454700
Kneesocks
>>3454686
Maybe you can try tomorrow, I'm going to go rest now... Goodnight Aussa...
>>3454700
SleepKing Kaito
>>3454700
Zone-tan
>>3454700
Lunara
>>3454700
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3454700
Paladin
>>3454700
Aussa
>>3454720
Er, no promises...seeya 'round.
>>3454700
Sanae Kochiya
>>3454716
>Pets
6 more.
>>3454700
Misato
>>3454700
Tenshi
>>3454742
Hero of rhyme
>>3454700
(Player1) thinks they are the hero of rhyme and is killed by a giant glowing sword.
Kanbara Akihito
>>3454726
>advises worst dangan to off herself
>>3454700
>>3454700
The Crimson Demon
>>3454742
Bounce
>>3454756
>nope
>>3454742
This prolapsed anus
>>3454700
Sunset
>>3454741
This really isn't the time for petting.
>>3454714
Well, I'm sure understanding how explosives work does help you figure out a way to detect them. Unfortunately, there would be too many different types to learn, even if you were to get your hands on a sample. What would your ideal choice of weaponry be? I know humans do prefer explosives and guns, but I know you're no human either.
>>3454753
...Wh-Why would you wish that upon someone, anon?
Sui-Suicide is a horrible thing...
>>3454742
Wolf O'Donnell
>>3454783
A horrible thing for a horrible person. Do it!
>>3454716
>>3454782
Well, technically, I arest but an immortal human...an unfortunately blurred line. I dost favor mine magic, of course, particularly fire or summoned plates. Or didst thou mean in the terms of "actual" weaponry?
>>3454790
I-I refuse! I-I may be a waste of space, I may be trash, bu-but I'd never do that!
Check 'em
>>3454712
:^)
>>3454803
Give my spot to the red head
Who can take this journey in my stead
>>3454750
>>3454774
>>3454803
Looks good, you're welcome and I'll think of some more for you.
>>3454803
Oh, hey, I don't mind this'un, fine by me!
>Also, happy to help. Dunno why I just sort of drew blanks there for a while.
>>3454803
Good luck to you all!
>>3454827
>
>>3454830
>Beans with a frisbee
>>3454807
Thanks. Hope you get some new material out of this
>>3454800
No, fire will be good enough. I consider that to be more destructive than explosives at times, although it could come back and bite you. Be careful who and where you decide to light up; I wouldn't be surprised if our previous loss was caused by you trying to burn the place, only to set off the bomb which was meant for someone else.
Swap was made.
We begin.
>>3454815
Thank you, Maria. I really appreciate it.
>>3454824
Thank you as well.
>>3454803
Looks lovely, let's start.
>>3454843
>>3454827
>pretends to throw the ball
>>3454842
Well, I dost try to keep mine pyromania in check. And on the odd occasions I dost not use such, I've mine skills with blade and bow, as well.
>>3454843
Onward, then!
>>3454843
>Any specific Zelda games? Or just across the entire franchise.
Test
What is your favorite Zelda guys?
Mine is Link's awakening
>>3454887
You uh.... You lost or something?
>>3454887
thanks for fishing me out
>>3454896
Die.
>>3454887
I-I'm not a baka eggman-kun... baka
>>3454839
>can't load frisbee for some reason so have a cute
>>3454843
I'm traveling light for this trip
>>3454855
Hey! Where did the ball go?
>>3454887
You go look for the ball over there and I'll look here.
>>3454896
>Ocarina of Time. First one I played.
>>3454887
>She stops immediately beforehand
...Wait a minute. I got my own.
>>3454896
>Minish Cap or Wind Waker.
>>3454906
Thanks anyways!
>>3454896
LoZ OoA and OoS, for the nostalgia.
Wind Waker or Majora's excluding nostalgia
>>3454903
Why should I?
It's a great game
>>3454862
Those weapons do sound a lot safer than setting the place on fire. Try using your sword and bow more often when there are people around other than just your target. I would hate to be accidentally engulfed in flame if I hadn't done anything to deserve it.
>>3454887
Hurry up, no need to make a show out of it.
>>3454887
Where is she wandering off to?
>>3454914
>minish cap
mah nigga
>>3454896
I really liked 'A Link to the past'
>>3454921
Game? What game?
>>3454887
>>3454863
Any one will do. I'll probably use ideas from all the games, but I want to be careful about putting in too many area or boss references.
>>3454896
Definitely Majora's Mask. Wind Waker comes in second and LTTP in third.
>>3454936
I thought you wanted to kill me because of my tastes, you cute witch.
>>3454938
Alrighty then.
>>3454887
Come now, young mage, knight, demon, show me thine spirits!
>>3454923
I art perfectly capable of controlling mine urges! Besides, I dost have more magic than just fire, at that.
>>3454938
>>3454938
Not so though all of a sudden, crimson witch
>>3454938
Hmph. I simply wanted to see if you were carrying any hidden weapons. You passed.
>>3454944
I-I'm not cute, I'm a demon!
>>3454938
I'm gonna forcefeed you chocolate until until you apologize.
What's that? You can't talk with your mouth full? Here wash it down with some more
>>3454938
W-Why?
>>3454959
Oh no doubt about that. You are! Yes you are!
Though, I bet people can summon you with the kawaii vers of the faustian pact
>>3454950
Yeah, sure you are. I still remember that one time when we first met and you were laugh mania- oh never-mind. I simply don't place as much confidence in your ability to control fire than you do yourself.
>>3454981
I'd be best to stay here
>>3454970
Only low-tier demons can be summoned against their will. I appear wherever and whenever at my own pace, not because some fool decides to mix frog eyes into a brew!
>>3454981
>>3454929
>First Zelda I ever beat, for that matter
>>3454938
Eh? Why?
>>3454975
I art getting better! And I must not display any lack of confidence to the public!
>>3454981
Hoho!
>>3454987
Sorry for underestimating you then.
>>3454981
Looks like we died together. Will you show me hell? I'm not too fond of paraside tb.h
>>3454981
I don't feel like dealin' with naked demons right now.
>>3454981
Well, what do you know? I guess explosives really are that effective after all. Thankyou for being my test subjects.
>>3454997
You had hundred of years to get better, and you're still like this. How would a few weeks make any kind of noticeable difference?
>>3455018
Go get em tiger
>>3455000
>>3455000
It will be your downfall, not mine! Only the dead underestimate Crimson Demons!
>>3455018
... I'm not proud of this
>>3455017
Actually, those fifteen hundred years werest largely spent conscious, but with mine soul trapped inside of a mere plate.
>>3455018
>
>>3455018
>aussa sexalizing her own samefag
Atta girl
>>3455052
>you will never masterbate to yourself
>>3455035
You're really not friendly.
I'm going to take part in the skeleton war in hell and become a general.
We'll see if you're still so smug after that.
>>3455018
Hardly fair to Kaito
>>3455052
Hmpf-chan
>>3455057
I mean. Normally I'd be just fine without it.
>>3455057
That's some skill you've got there
>>3455057
A True warrior must be proficient in all forms of combat!
This includes ranged!
>>3455042
Be that as it may, you've barely had any time to grasp better control of your urges, since the time we very first met. I'll still remain hesitant and be on the cautious side when you decide to use some of your magic.
>>3455057
Anyday now....
>>3455081
It's nothing special, thanks for helping me out
>>3455059
Skeleton war? You are hardly a skeleton. You're hardly even anything above a filthy animal.
>>3455095
>Bitch slaps
>>3455099
I'm looking for a good quiver, ya got one?
>>3455092
Nonsense, it's been my pleasure.
>>3455083
Well, 'tis certainly understandable...but I hast no desire to misuse the faith mine prince hast placed in me.
>>3455099
Ehh??
>>3455109
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
>>3455095
Anyone can become a skeleton when they die.
And how could I wear such huge breasts without back problem if I didn't have backbones made of steel?
They will worship my bones that never break. I'll make you shut your mouth, Jailbait demon!
>>3455103
W-Why are you putting your hands on a Crimson Demon, craven? Do you possess a death wish?
>>3455134
I love you.
>>3455134
>Takes your staff
Calling your bluff
>>3455099
...is that all you're willing to part with? I don't see that as fair.
>>3455119
We shall see about that, shan't we?
>>3455139
Stop that, she needs to go with me!
>>3455139
I-...How about we just hug it out, like adults?
>>3455139
Funny story actually....
>>3455148
Thou doubt mine loyalty!?
>>3455139
>>3455164
I knowest not how this came to pass.
>>3455130
W-What are you going to do, lecture me to death?
>>3455136
My love belongs to another.
>>3455142
>Holds onto staff
No! You will not be taking this.
>>3455175
I-I knew I should've used that Phoenix down on hi-
>FUCKING DIES
>>3455139
>>3455160
I don't even know how this all wound up happenin'.
...Whoops?
>>3455181
>Lifts you into the air by staff
>Smashes repeatedly into the ground till you let go
>>3455181
We're already dead, sweetie
#NightShaymalan
>>3455175
F, beautiful.
>>3455163
Those were comfy times.
>>3455175
Drop a freakin' heart already-
Goddammit.
>>3455175
Damn turtle monster!
>>3455175
Everybody, hold on! Wait, where did everyone go?
>>3455176
For one. Besides, from what I can see, sometimes you let the fire control you instead of the other way around.
>>3455186
Oh well, you can take her then.
>>3455196
W-What does that even mean?
>>3455193
Let! Go! You! Miserable! Swine!
>>3455210
I think she broke....
>>3455217
Why would I want 'ta do that...?
>>3455217
>That kaito event
>>3455118
I'm glad you felt that way
>>3455139
>
>>3455210
As pyromania arest prone to doing.
>>3455217
...Spell Card! Blaze Sign: Sakuraiji in Flames!
>>3455212
NO
>smash
U
>smash
>>3455222
You alright? Miss?
>>3455217
Winner next slide.
>>3455222
Sorry 'bout that....
>>3455233
OHGODS THE CLIFF I'M SORRY!
>>3455231
>internet is just acting weird again
>>3455233
(That android better win after besting me in sexual combat)
>>3455233
How embarrassing.
>>3455217
>sigh
It's not like I'm not used to it already. Everybody seem to think the same way about me.
>>3455219
Exactly, I have no use for her anymore in this state. Feel free to take her off my hands.
>>3455227
I know, that's why I'm still fearful despite your open loyalty towards your prince.
>>3455233
Congrats!
>>3455256
Good job, Aussa!
>>3455260
Thanks for playing!
>>3455230
>Holds on
>>3455223
I am everything-immune.
>>3455256
...Doofus.
>>3455260
Thanks for havin' us!
>>3455256
Congratulation Aussa. Hiita, maybe the prettiest, but you're the strongest.
(Thanks for hosting Link)
>>3455256
Heyyy, Alright! Vietnam style.
>>3455260
(Thanks for hosting again.)
>>3455238
>>3455260
Well, I can't stay mad, congratulations
>>3455266
and thanks for hosting
>>3455260
Congratulations, Aussa.
>>3455266
Thanks for hosting again, Link
>>3455266
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3455266
Fantastic Job Aussa.
Thank you very much for hosting...
>>3455266
Thanks for hosting.
>>3455271
Nice boots. Where'd you get them?
>>3455266
Thanks for putting it on. 'Nother thanks to Hero of Rhyme and Congratulations to Aussa.
>>3455254
Mine loyalty art more potent than any mere obsession!
>>3455266
Thank you for hosting!
>>3455288
That's.... Actually a good question. I've always sort of had them.
>>3455270
How d'ya even know the other Charmers? 'Sides, I'd say Lyna has the most potential out'a all of us. Thanks!
>>3455275
I mean, there's nothin' but you stoppin' yourself. Much oblgied.
>>3455276
>>3455282
>>3455292
Thanks, folks!
>>3455301
That doesn't seem at all healthy. You sound like a stalker that needs a restraining order to be issued.
>>3455316
Odd, isn't it? Sometimes we are so used to something that we forgot the question of ''How?''
>>3455321
In my world you're all cards for a children's card game... Look story. I'll just say I enjoyed collecting you all, I still play with you, even if the game is broken these days.
>>3455352
Long story*
Hey guys want to shitpost?
>>3455335
Eh?? I art her right hand, not a stalker!
>>3455352
...Huh. I mean, I've heard crazier things.
>>3455370
Sorry m8, too busy playing vidya at the moment. Maybe later.
>>3455376
Blame ancient desert civilization and long haired american pretty boys I guess.
>>3455371
That's what you managed convey to me. Well, I haven't seen your prince, so I have yet to piece out your exact relationship with her.
>>3455400
>>3455401
>>3455393
I mean, with all the alternate timeline-people I've seen, and that whole deal with Milla, nothin' really surprises me too much, with that. Heck, even Wynn once theorized that stuff like novels are actual things that went an' happened in other worlds, and th'authors just somehow "get" that sort of knowledge.
post avas and share criticism
>>3455343
I'd call them a gift. I remember exactly the moment I received them, especially how comfortable they were. It was strange.
>>3455396
She dost make appearances here, on occasion. In fact, she art quite unmistakable in appearance.
>>3455400
>>3455401
>>3455408
Your move.
>>3455414
>Wynn once theorized that stuff like novels are actual things that went an' happened in other worlds, and th'authors just somehow "get" that sort of knowledge.
I've heard about that theory too. They can even see the future. AN author in my world predicted the sinking of a huge boat with an iceberg, 14years before it happened. (Futility)
How is it going with the other Charmers anyway? I hope you don't let them walking over you. You're too kind for your own good sometimes.
>>3455428
I'm afraid I wouldn't know it's her even if I manage to find her. There are quite a significant amount of people here, all with different types of appearances.
>>3455430
pawn in e4
![[dejay Killeeed meme here].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MDGyL4O.jpg "[dejay Killeeed meme here].jpg")
>>3455418
Seriously, I'd like to know how I could improve.
>>3455430
Teleport!
>Grabs 6 pieces
>>3455451
>
>>3455459
That is not a legal move
>>3455463
bishop in c4
>>3455458
ERP me with Stocking and Kneesocks. That is how you improve.
>>3455436
Her own art entirely unique, one of a kind!
>Without the slightest bit of hesitation she procures a photo out of her sleeves and displays it
>>3455471
>>3455458
stop samefagging
>>3455442
>>3455483
>Whoops
>>3455478
>Jeez, Thanks for the advice, I'm totally going to grow thanks to that
>>3455485
>I-I stopped Samefagging forever ago...
