Zootopia Thread: "It's Not 'Gay', It's Theater!" Edition
Post how you're totally not gay and all of this stuff is just play around... or maybe not.
http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
asse
It's not gay if he's prey
Well this is new and hot.
What is even going on here
>>3452464
dicke
>>3452447
salsa?
>>3452490
guac is better tbqh
>>3452470
HE DID IT
HE POSTED IT AGAIN
>>3452477
Gotta love that bunnalingus.
>>3452497
I concur. I can't even eat most salsa. It's pretty pathetic.
>>3452500
The absolute madman
I would cherish soft, hot, sweaty sodomy with that wonderful fox so much, and I think it would be just fine so long as this is before he proposes to Judy or her to him.
>>3452497
Queso is top tier
NIGGERS
>>3452469
A prey hole is a prey hole.
Pastebin anon here, will be on later today to update the paste.
How hard is Ksykotic's erection going to be when he sees that he made thread OP again?
>"Man, how does Remmy have so much luck with girls?? Every time I see him he practically reeks of sheep pussy "
>>3452541
>>3452469
Now this is a meme I support.
>>3452490
it was a request for tapdancing lol
>>3452553
"ohboy,jpg"
>>3452544
Just looked at it again.
Jesus Christ, there's a lot of fics mentioned... should we have votes or something?
I also feel even more anxious now if/when I finally upload something to Archive of Our Own how it will compete.
Post sexy no-homo Nicks
>>3452589
haha so you made it?
>>3452553
My erection is about as hard as this grilled cheese i'm eating
M E L T E D
>>3452541
Antlers and horns are just there to give you something to hold on to.
>>3452564
Actually this takes on a new meaning. Originally it was meant to imply Remmy's secretly a girl, but with the sister angle, it could be something even worse.
Color anon heading off for the night. Almost 3 am here. Should've been asleep a long time ago.
Requesting Nick gifs
>>3452613
Requesting gay fun of an offscreen fellow giving Nick's wonderful fox meat a nice pawjob.
Alternately maybe something where he's giving the pawjob while some third party is massaging his body.
>>3452630
Requesting Nick gfs
>>3452629
Good night, man. Thanks for all of your work.
>>3452630
>>3452649
>fangs
it's like you didn't even bunny
>>3452646
>>3452567
>"Should I get a condom or something, damn"
>"What, are you worried that 'she's' going to get pregnant?"
>"Shut the fuck up, dude!"
>"... please... harder..."
>"You know it, you little bunny you"
>"Nice skirt on 'her' too, hah! Someone's repressed!"
>"... I'll... I'll get pregnant with as many kits as you... want..."
>>3452646
But webbums are better
>>3452615
It's evolution telling us that they're made to take our dick. It's natural.
>>3452629
Sleep well, man.
I still think several anons would lovingly suck your dick, maybe think of that while resting.
>>3452533
JEWS
>>3452544
Mind me requesting for a fic to be added?
http://pastebin.com/GUGRzEa0
>>3452637
Uh sure I'm always down for >gay lewds
but i'm a little lost on your request, do you just want a disembodied hand giving nick a handie?
>>3452675
What about sheep wool? Doesn't it get in the way? Is that a sign you shouldn't fuck them?
>>3452673
Wallow Wallow.
>Walla Walla
Goddamn, the amount of detail in this movie never ceases to amaze me.
>>3452694
He's beautiful.
>>3452668
>Awkward gayness,
>Implied breeding
Theres gay, then theres that. I'm just looking for a meek prey boi
>>3452691
The wool is rounder, flatter, warmer, and all around different in the crotch area, and especially around their mounds. It's subtler but nature knows what its doing.
>>3452532
This man. This man gets it.
>>3452691
More cushion for the pushin'.
>>3449407
On to
>Judeon
(3 hours later, if you're still here anon)
Good night, thread!
>>3452490
I hate his hair.
But I love his fat ass.
>>3452687
Sure thing, will save the link.
Should be on to do the update about 1 PM. Going to bed now.
Night /zoo/
>>3452727
Awww. I was hoping to see more of you tonight! Good night, see you when you get off work. ;3
>>3452688
I wasn't quite coherent. I badly need to get off computer. But, yeah, if you could draw a handie (maybe from a lucky human dude, heresy I know) or pawjob (maybe from another, smaller fox) while there's hands or paws giving him a back and chest massage that would be sweet.
Think of an erotic massage parlor where your dick is serviced and also your back gets rubbed by another attendant, is what I'm thinking.
>>3452731
I just wanna give him a haircut while fucking him.
>>3452704
where did this come from?
More sloth because?
>Fics where they get Nick and Judy's ages wrong.
I dunno why it bugs me, but it does. Like the fic I'm reading says Judy is 22 and Nick is 26
>>3452726
>Judeon
I was going to bed but now i dunno if I should wait.
>>3452745
Target exclusive bonus feature about Wilde Times
https://mega.nz/#!GgpFVIxA!EZvum9n_6DQINyAEGS_qtM6CbklEbCjuZ9SCzY4C8gs
>>3452726
Hah, still here. Alrighty thanks.
>>3452751
Prepare to be let down then either way.
>>3452732
Hey thanks! Have a good night.
>>3452743
will do fampai chum buddy pal
check back later
>>3452763
what... does thay mean anon...?
>>3452771
More sweet creamy delicious gay in the thread please.
>>3452746
I bet you could do all kinds of stuff with her before she even noticed.
>>3452706
Top tier fetishes.
>>3452778
cool
also *umf*
>>3452786
You'll have to wait and see. As I will (and I'm drawing it)
>>3452747
>>3452755
>>3452764
>There will never be more Calvin & Hobbes comics
>There will never be a comfy Zootopia comic strip to look forward to
>There will never be another source of childhood wonder and cynicism
>There is probably Rule 34 of Calvin and Hobbes somewhere out there
End me senpai
>>3452749
>fic has Judy being questioned for shooting a suspect in the head in a fire fight instead of shooting for the legs
I don't think the author realizes that police shoot to kill when they shoot. Especially if the other guy is shooting at them. You don't shoot to cripple
>>3452789
>>3452771 is my favorite pic, theres nowhere to go but down.
>>3452813
Probably?
You do know that term comes from someone discovering Calvin and Hobbs porn?
>>3452829
Joy?
>>3452813
>probably
I was gearing up to post one, but then I remembered shota is globally banned.
So you get off lucky this time
>>3452829
Hey you know that picture with Adam sandler and a gunner
>>3452837
There's stuff with an adult Calvin you could have posted.
Or with side characters (like the mother, or babysitter)
>>3452746
I wonder if her dreams are slow too.
>>3452851
Wait, are you asking for Adam Sandler porn?
Because I am not helping you out there mate.
>>3449882
Note to self: stop obsessing over details in sketches
Some of you guys requested comfy.
Another night, Another stream.
Thank you all for watching.
as a remainder
Next movie lineups:
Wednesday
Rango
Monsters, Inc
Ratatouille
Friday
prince of egypt
Mulan
Aladdin
>>3452898
10/10 comf
Now I want ice cream
>>3452898
Damn, that's cute.
>>3452898
That is really sweet.
Nice.
>>3452630
>>3452630
>>3452898
>Obsesses over details
>Forgot Nick's damn tail.
killme.jpg
>>3452630
>>3452960
>ywn be embraced like that by Nick.
Well, it's a gif, and it does have Nick in it.
>>3452630
Late to the party, but I did the random animal generator and got a Silver Fox.
>>3453015
cute. CUTE.
>>3453015
>dat one fang
Looks good
>>3453015
10/10, would pick up and nuzzle
>>3453015
I'm such a sucker for chest fluff
>>3453015
Aw, how cute!
>>3452919
>the reflection in his aviators
Fuck this movie is so good
>>3453015
well at least i ain't the only silver fox anymore.
adorable pic.
>>3453022
>>3452751
>>3452760
>>3452786
>>3452812
IT LIVES!
Whose comfy tonight? We all comfy? Tell me how comfy you are. Scale from 1 to 10 and why.
>>3452960
When the hell does this happen?
He does kiss Finnick in the ice cream shop, but he doesnt hug him.
Reminder: The Great lord Nick accepts all.
>>3453094
its a deleted scene
>>3453090
6 because I'm at work and it's 9 in the morning but that's offset by thinking about lewd not incestuous sheep shenanigans
>>3453094
the bluray extras
>>3453094
It's from the extra scenes. It's not a completely rendered scene, you can see his fur clipping through his shirt.
>>3453090
I'm okay? 6?
>>3453100
Hope you have a good day at work! Is it a job that you like?
>>3453122
You sound uncertain. What's on your mind?
Have a winter cozy comfy bunny
>>3453090
7. Hanging out with a good friend tonight and talking with my boyfriend on Skype.
>>3453131
>>3453135
Are you a grill?
>>3453131
I should probably be sleeping. I'm also likely going to get fast food when I return this thing at the library, which isn't too healthy. On the other hand, I'm listening to good music and feeling somewhat relaxed. I'm thinking about how much I want a boyfriend, but that's... I mean that's something I do as much as I breathe and doesn't feel bad per se.
Just leaving this here.
>>3453131
S'alright, it's not crazy engaging but I don't want to quit when I wake up in the morning.
>>3453090
7,listening to Ukrainian radio stations. pic unrelated
>>3453145
Sometimes you can indulge yourself with some fun stuff like fast food. Don't feel guilty about it: you know that your health is important, so that's the first step.
And we all would like someone to be with. Its tough feeling lonely, since its something you go through alone. What do you want most from a boyfriend?
>>3453154
Glad to hear! I hope that you're working for something awesome.
>>3453185
Good tunes playing?
>>3453015
>A silver fox
Like George Clooney? (but seriously, that pic is cute and comfy as hell)
>>3453090
4. Mostly horny. Desperate for something to masturbate to I'm now looking at a "my own clone" ram fucking his own genderswap. It's not great. Someone post something actually hot.
>>3453090
4pm, kinda comfy. no idea. 5? naked, organizing files, thinking of setting out before the sun goes down in an hour, Real Time playing in the background.
>>3453090
3 or so, been feeling down for a while now.
>>3453090
2
I'm tense, nervous, and sick with something making my entire nose/throat sore and itchy and my eyes ache.
This really shouldn't bother me like it does
>>3453297
That man is absolutely tiny.
>>3453297
This is like three entirely separate brands of heresy.
>>3453297
>>3453313
Honestly, it's kind of impressive.
>>3453213
Oh, I'm the person that keeps talking about having "my own bunny guy", probably to the point that people get annoyed. Well, I'd like him to be patient, kind, and tolerant. I've gone on already about the cutesy things I think a lot about doing to him like picking him up entirely, massaging his back, warmly kissing his neckline, and other tender things.
I'm probably going to sleep / nap shortly. How are you doing?
>>3453297
delet
>>3453279
If it makes you feel better, you can share your thoughts.
>>3453282
Being sick is the worst. I hope you're taking it easy. Drinking plenty of hot water with lemon and honey?
>>3453341
I've been gone all day, haven't seen those posts. Doesn't sound annoying at all, sounds cute.
I'm stoned as shit. Tomorrow will be a wonderful day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKvbOuZ58AM
>>3453297
I get why so many elements would be a problem, particularly how she's really your standard anthro bunny here-- looking not much like Hopps. But I unashamedly like this for clear-cut personal reasons.
>>3453360
Well, I'm glad someone enjoys it, lol.
>>3453359
>If it makes you feel better, you can share your thoughts.
don't think it would and i'm already talking with psychologist but thanks for the offer
>>3453376
It's something beyond Zootopia, man. It's that human and anthro interspecies romance. That love. It just touches something.
>>3453376
Hope you feel better, anon
>>3453428
I can get behind that.
>>3453428
Speaking of, someone mentioned Weaver's Mike and Bonnie as a good human x anthro match, but I don't think they ever actually, you know, got together? Maybe I just missed it. If that person ends up reading this, fill me in.
>>3453428
yes, it certainly touches SOMETHING, anon
Reminder that Bellwether is for pred dick
>>3453464
Is this even Bellwether?
>>3453297
I just want human Judy with fox Nick.
Reminder that this happened
>>3453522
Because while human Nick and bunny Judy is technically possible, it involves a much bigger size differential.
>>3453448
You didn't miss anything. They never "got together" and that Anon was just talking about the pairing in the context of shipping them.
>>3453541
>human
barf
5AM and I'm trying to finish coloring this Nick & Finnick thing
>>3453523
>Happened
More like consistently happens at least five times a week in their apartment. It's not always in her mouth though.
Nick don't be slav
It's 6am est
I have work in 4 hours and I didn't sleep at all
Turn to browse zootopia memes and porn
>>3453818
I am the same way
I should be working
>>3453807
Who is the Artist?
>>3453823
The bad thing is
The no sleep thing been a recurring thing for me
Go 3-4 night and I'll sleep fine but then randomly, can't sleep at all
>>3453807
Sorry didn't check, randomly on my twitter feed
>>3453833
eventually it'll hit you and you'll sleep for 18 hours straight
>>3453840
It's what happened last time
>>3453523
What actually is she saying?
>tfw no gideon bf
>>3453863
as long as you don't mind getting fattened up by pie
>>3453849
"Don't even think about it."
>>3453908
Which is weird because he's very clearly considering it
>>3452497
This pretty much. Unless we're talking papaya pico de gallo.
>>3453863
>>3453881
>he'd fatten Nick up
>>3453150
Is it possible that Nick and Gideon are cousins?
>>3453974
>all foxes are related
racist
>>3453974
>incest
well that'd make it even hotter
hey, anons, anyone getting Wildlands?
>>3453979
Has anyone drawn Judy getting double teamed by Nick and Gideon?
>>3453081
Its... BEAUTIFUL!
Judy's siblings being super gossipy about her sex life once they learn she's banging a fox is something I want a lot more of.
It's super late but I wanted to draw one more me (I guess?) for the night after the warm reception.
>real /zoot/ hours who up
dumping my shit cause why tf not
okay last one and i'm done shitting up the thread
>>3454152
I don't know why I like it, but I do. It gives such a comfy feel or maybe because I like the sea.
>>3454179
DUDE
>>3454172
This will be forever in my nightmares.
>>3454145
qt patootie
>>3454172
And I was considering sleeping soon. Welp.
>>3454145
Your art is super cute, is there a main place you post it all?
>>3454145
Aww, she's super cute. But I can't help but notice something is missing.
>>3454192
>>3454196
>>3454197
>pic related
>>3454194
LMAO
>>3452470
You really did post it for me! You're a saint.
>>3452646
>tfw no Nick gf
>>3454224
ONLY THE VILLAIN GETS TO BE WHITE
>>3454440
It's funny, because they almost never draw Bogo has a black guy even though he's one of the few black actors in the movie.
>>3454220
Yeah, I have a specifically art tumblr called purrcipitation where I toss a lot of my stuff onto.
>>3454460
meh, I prefer everyone to be default white.
Why isn't the lost Senator Armstrong version of Doug your favorite character, /zoot/?
>>3454440
>black country girl gets scared of black city guy that her black parents gave a anti-black spray for
c'mon guys
>>3454568
>still using race parallels
>first white cop
when will you stop?
>>3454604
first woman cop.
>>3454622
>forgetting the elephant and probably one or two of the tigers
>the instructor for police academy was woman too
>>3454638
the problem is the main concept of "bunny cop" is having no strength to do anything, same applied to the argument of irl female cops, firefighters and soldiers.
please, keep up with the class.
>>3454622
>I'll continue twisting and tweaking the narrative and interpretation so that I can pidgeonhole big and important message into "lel race war"
you can just stop
>>3454646
Human woman are smaller and weaker than human men. Lowering the standard is weakening the whole group.
>>3454669
ok.
>sociopolitical debate on a thread about a kid's movie
Let's get things back on track.
Post comf if you got it
>>3454788
>>3454788
>>3452715
So I think that I finally might have possibly, just possibly, had a dream that had something to do with Zootopia.
Unfortunately I can't really remember anything about it. Not even sure if any of the characters were there or if I was just thinking about the movie.
I need fuel -- anyone got good green-texts of dreams they had about this movie where you actually interact with the characters?
>>3454979
Evolution has clearly set the path for us. When you manage to get your fluffy little sheep girl down and lying on your bed for you, you know what you see? It's that there's this natural trend for the wool to get more smooth, so much smoother, and to just seem to naturally guide you to her wanting slit. She's just so normally neat right at the entrance, with her mound being a kind of magnet due to the flat wool. I can't see why any predator would even hesitate.
>>3453015
>mfw scalefag
>mfw I will never use the mammal generator and join the autism
>>3455012
and Im a sucker for green eyes
>>3452935
Omg alec thank you! This is great
Don't get me wrong I like your bondage stuff but comfiness and more common things like cuddling kissing or normal sex are very welcomed at least for me.
>>3455013
Then don't?
>>3455013
Pangolin.
Guys, so 'Zootopia News Network' is our 'Equestria Daily'?
Or what?
>>3455191
Seems like it
>>3455054
> Rehabilitating Bellwether with your dick.
>>3455213
> Dawn is on one of her rants again.
> Give her the D.
> "I can't even remember what I was mad about."
AND SO ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED.
>>3455225
Thanks to the POWER of PREDATOR COCK!
Bellwether is ugly
>>3455255
JUDY'S TITS ARE FOR SMALL AND CUTE
>>3455294
I actually prefer it when she has no tits at all.
But little tits are okay, too.
AMEPИКAHЦЫ Oтвaли , MЫ CДEЛAЛИ ЭTO ПEPBЫЙ CУКA
>>3455312
Пoчeмy aмepикaнцы вceгдa вopoвaть poccийcкий вeщи ?
>>3455312
I will sum up every single episode
>Volk tries to eat or fuck Zayats
>>3455310
I'm honestly pretty torn on the matter, but when it comes down to it both can be perfectly cute but if she DOES have tits, then they better be small and adorable
>>3455294
BUNNIES DO NOT HAVE NIPPLES THERE GOODBYE
>>3455354
>>3455287
>>3455368
What do you think Judy's breath smells like?
Anyone here possibly interested in looking at a male Judy "Jude" and Hopps thing that I'm working on?
http://pastebin.com/Pf9z9uWs
Does anyone have a gif/webm of Nick tugging in his ears from the deleted ice cream parlor scene?
>>3455113
mammals
>>3455553
Are you saying they aren't?
>>3455529
Thick predator semen.
>>3455553
are you an idiot?
>>3455553
Yes but they're scaly.
>>3455613
There was an armadillo in the movie, and the place Judy stays in is The Grand Pangolin Arms