HG thread
dont get it
>>3443256
>>3443256
F
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Golden_Spurs
>>3443155
I know it is friend.
>>3443159
>>3443163
Get it soon, it's definitely worth it.
>>3443174
Of course he is. Why wouldn't he?
>ez repost
>>3443187
>Rin smiles.
There's a first time for everything, don't you know?
>>3443231
I have a feeling we are of different times, so to say. In my age we no longer bow to king nor queen, only the richest man to wear a suit.
>She idly swirls her glass.
Alcohol has taken a different path in my time also. More efficient methods of production and more discovered ingredients help mix up the industry.
>>3443289
>>>French warfare
>>3443236
Ah, but I'm not anything natural like that, you're not going to make any friends acting like that.
>>3443256
F
>>3443231 (Bronn)
In her case, she wanted one of the particular powers that the use of the shrine maiden's yin-yang balls would grant her, and our boss figured they'd be fine with parting with it for her services. Never told me what exactly it was, for that matter.
>>3443212
Whaat? No way, you gotta be kiddin'.
We're the biggest, most feared gang in all'a Italy!
>>3443300
Hello.
>>3443306
>Frenchies getting their asses kicked
How can you NOT like it?
>>3443314
>he shrugs
I don't know much about Italy.
>>3443150
I don't need liquor.
>>3443159
Vague. Busy with what?
>>3443201
Haha. Love is precious. Especially young love.
>>3443291
>I'm walking over to a store tomorrow.
>>3443256
His battle is over. Rest easy.
>>3443300
Here goes.
*drinks the whole glass straight*
Whew. I don't remember your name.
>>3443256
>Kicks open the coffin, takes their prized possession
Why should I care for the dead? They've done nothing for me.
>>3443308
Who gives a rat's ass about friends. They only slow you down, and get you kill. The best you can use them for, is a human shield, and even then their worthless.
>>3443284
The only way I could see a samurai winning is if they prolong the battle long enough to tire the knight out. Knowing how samurais acted, though, it'd probably never happen.
>>3443284
How to win any duel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jETLCm7k3sU
>>3443331
For real? Where ya from?
>>3443231
>And there links the problem of the question. Which knights/ Samurai, what year, what's the playing field like.
>>3443255
>Samurai plated armour is still half the weight which can make a huge difference.
>>3443335
Don't cut yourself on all that edge, kiddo
>>3443316
Soviet, right? It's been some time since my last visit.
>>3443334
It's no trouble. My name is Rin Asougi.
>Rin takes another sip of her drink.
I would be lying if I said I remembered yours.
>>3443355
>pets
>put away katana
>grab kanabo
>break knight open like a can of beans
>>3443367
It has been. How are you?
>>3443361
What edge? Their's no blade even near me.
hey em why dont you guys make a game, i would do one but i have to leave soon
>>3443300
I s'pose we are. Heh, no kings? Seems gold's doing all the ruling, then. Was to be expected, I s'pose. Thing is, kings an' queens are rich as well. Where else would they get the money to hire assassins to kill their rivals?
>He laughs, and takes another swig
You mean there's other stuff like this?
>>3443313
Ah. Payment in power. Must say, gold's serving me just fine.
>>3443359
Aye. I prefer mobility meself. Fancy armor an' a big sword don't mean much when you're dead before you can make your first step.
>>3443379
There*
Damn my speech!
>>3443374
Alternatively
>grab battleax/ halberd
>pop open samurai like campbell's chicken noodle soup
>>3443370
>pets back
Ok who would win. 4 legions of Roman soldiers or 8000 samurai.
>>3443374
>>3443356
The Commonwealth. You might know it as Boston.
>>3443333
Saving the world. And failing to make a game here.
>>3443367
Right.
*she grabs her own head*
Woah. I'll try to remember that. My name´s Garnet.
>>3443334
Gah...! Garnet this is torture, don't embarrass me anymore..
>>3443335
Well I'm sorry you feel that way, but that doesn't give you an excuse to go around insulting others.
>>3443396
Wouldn't it be mauls of some sort that are more similar to the kanabo?
>>3443417
Sounds like the usual.
Good evening citizens
>>3443359
When a knight can move almost as quickly as an unarmored opponent, there is not much of a difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hlIUrd7d1Q
Plus, knights have more expierence fighting armored opponents. The samurai would be ded, m8
>>3443427
A mace would be the closest
>>3443427
>mauls
Fuck I mean maces
>>3443438
Sol. Would you care to host?
>>3443377
The last few weeks have been a blur. I blame all the drinking.
>>3443391
Oh, of course. I only bring a small selection with me, my own personal preference. I've sampled plenty more drinks than this before in my life, though.
>>3443417
Garnet, Garnet, gotcha.
You should have taken that in a little more slowly. You don't seem like much of a heavy drinker.
>>3443416
Boston?
Like.. America Boston?
>>3443391
This is why I carry this around
>takes out and turns on lightsaber
Light, agile, can cut through anything. Heavy armour doesn't do much if you ask me.
>>3443414
>Romans. Numbers alone.
>>3443439
Imperial.
>>3443443
>True enough I suppose. Good food for thought though.
>>3443426
I'm not looking for one, nor do I want one... Gods. This is so mundane. Where's the action, the killing!? I did not die, just for this...
>>3443414
Probably legions out of sheer numbers.
Samurai did have the advantage of steel swords but still, doesn't mean much against those numbers.
>>3443415
FUCK YOU WEEABOO! ONLY GREEK AND ROMAN WEAPONS HAVE CONQUERED BARBARIANS! COMMIT THE MOST COWARDLY ACT IN WHOLE WORLD CALLED SEPPUKU
>>3443453
I know how that feels. Sunday night is the drinking night to forget me
>>3443379
You seem to be pretty intent on doing things just to offend people. You know. Edgy, like a Sonic OC
I looked all over /trash/ for the Fuhrer and all I have been able to find was this hat.
Can anyone tell me where the Fuhrer is?
>>3443391
People are driven by odd things. Hatred of human life, granting of unique abilities, the concept of upheaving of the old ways....
>She shrugs briefly
Boredom, on occasion.
>>3443482
The who?
>>3443374
>You've got a point. Though, it's a relatively slow weapon by comparison.
>>3443482
He's down the hall I think. ask the red haired wrestler, he knows for sure.
>throws dirty needles at everyone
MEDICINE. GET YOUR MEDICINE HERE!
Good afternoon everyone...
>>3443460
>>3443464
>I didn't even talk about the Pila spamming. Well how about 6 centuries?
>>3443426
It's adorable. I didn't think you would have trouble with that.
>>3443438
Same for you I assume.
>>3443453
I will be fine. Though I can't remember what happened the last time I had this. It couldn't have been too bad.
>>3443497
Heya!
You got a phone?
>>3443493
AH! AMERICAN TEENAGER REBEL WEAPONS!
>>3443454
I'm not aware of any other Bostons.
>>3443460
Hello again bounty hunter, how goes things?>>3443482
Who is this "Fuhrer"?
>>3443493
>bounces off armor
I do not require Medicine.
>>3443497
Afternoon child.
>>3443477
What are you even on about maggot? The hells a Sonic or an OC? Are those the divine beings of the afterlife?
>>3443493
I need no medicine! I am in perfect condition.
>>3443493
>it bounces off of the ROLLING SHIELD
You realize that's extremely unsanitary, right?
>>3443448
>Give me a second to set up.
>>3443493
No thanks, Zlatan is fine!
>>3443497
I'm Zlatan! Who the hell are you?
>>3443236
H-Hey! Let go of my head!
>>3443514
A-A phone?
>>3443521
Hello sir... that's a lot of armor... isn't it heavy?
>>3443462
Didn't you just pick a fight with someone? Why don't you go ahead and act recklessly until someone stops you. That's a joke.
>>3443497
Good afternoon Hinata, how are you today?
>>3443505
Oh, are you saying a lot of people are falling for me? Ah I'm kidding, I'd feel bad if that happened...
>>3443525
>maggot
>remember we had a tf2 soldier ava
>i miss spy, too
>>3443491
>>3443521
The Fuhrer. Supreme ruler of the third reich. I must inform him of something urgent.
>>3443492
I can not find the wrestler
>>3443525
I'm basically saying you never grew out of the phase of life where you did anything in your power to rebel
>>3443549
Afternoon!
>>3443542
I-I'm Hinata...
>>3443556
I'm doing good, Kaito... How about you?
>>3443560
Didn't Spy pop up around a week ago?
>>3443474
Drinking night is every day for me.
>>3443497
Good afternoon. Care for a drink?
>Rin sips some vodka.
>>3443505
I hope it doesn't affect your performance too badly in the upcoming game.
>>3443560
>Spy was a good host
>>3443520
Guess you got a point, me neither. I'm just not real familiar with America.
>>3443549
Yeah, a phone! Torurururu!
Torururu!
Your phone's ringin', miss.
Torururururu!
>>3443547
>grabs the mage by her head
Shockingly enough, your head is squishy.
>>3443591
I miss his faction games.
>>3443570
>>3443492
Make it fast, nazi fella. I have to go in 15 minutes.
>>3443582
if he did, i don't remember seeing him
>>3443586
You need to take break.
>>3443547
Why should I? You said you were a demon yes? Show me your power, Now!
>>3443556
Hehehehehehe... that's great idea!
>>3443560
>Don't even bring up spy, I miss that bastard.
>>3443575
Shut up! I'll show you maggot, that I have!
>>3443570
Never heard of either of them.
>>3443497
>>3443439
Well, things just got a bit more active, here. Welcome, both of you.
>>3443591
>6 minutes inbetween jpg compressed slides with eyesore backgrounds
yeah nah
>>3443498
>Samurai obviously. Once again numbers alone.
>>3443521
Pretty well if you ask me. Haven't won anything lately, but enjoying myself.
>>3443580
What the hell kind of name is that?
>>3443608
Where can I find the fuhrer?
>>3443549
It is not child, I am a Space Marine and this is nothing for me.
>>3443570
You look like a soldier. You can inform me. I am a Supreme Grandmaster.
>>3443613
Thank you Rika. How are you faring?
>>3443617
To rest once in awhile is good.
>>3443518
>pokes at it with a stick
Hmmmm, now what are you supposed to be?
>>3443521
Ohhh my! What peculiar armor! Are you one of the knights of the old? My! What's your secret? You don't like you haven't aged past 19! You're not doing any dark arts are you, hmm?
>>3443525
Poppycock! No one is in perfect condition! Not even I! Now take the needle, son! Its for your health!
>>3443527
Now, now. Who's the Doctor here?
>>3443542
Bah! You look quite pale, Zlatan. Perhaps you're succumbing to evil forces??
>>3443617
>They are near a river.
>>3443638
...Who? Who the fuck is the fooo-hur, fella?
>>3443611
By calling me a maggot like that, insulting me without a second thought, you're only proving my point
>>3443576
How have you been, soviet?
>>3443586
I-I don't drink... sorry...
>>3443596
I'm not really sure what a phone is...
>>3443613
Hello miss... Thanks for the welcome
>>3443625
G-Game? Hinata is my name...
>>3443645
A space marine? You mean from, like, outer space?
>>3443596
I'm going to assume the current year for you is 2016?
>>3443651
A man from the future
>>3443598
>>3443611
I-I can't concentrate with heathen limbs on me!
>>3443657
>Changes character from the celtic warrior to the misunderstood austrian for you
There we go.
>>3443663
Great my friend!
>>3443580
I'm fine, but you might want to watch out, there's some weirdo here that's trying to pick fights.
>>3443611
Honestly how do you get joy out of this stuff? It's unnecessary.
>>3443651
Haven't you heard? Zlatan is a god! Not a evil one though.
>>3443663
Well it's a shit name.
>>3443651
You're not a doctor, you're a quack
>>3443668
I don't know what you're trying to prove, but you should think about getting your soft skull checked out by a doctor.
>>3443657
The Reichs chancellor.Hitler.
>>3443645
You could be an agent for Fegelein.
>>3443679
VERDAMMT NOCHMAL!
>runs away
>>3443709
REMOVE THE FASCIST CANCER!
>fires down
