HG thread
First!
>post yfw Panty was actually Clownpiece this whole time
>post yfw Clown has been with us longer than we though
Shitty Bill
>>3428378
THE PLOT
>>3428378
GOD DAMMIT HOSHI LOOK AT THIS OP
>>3428385
So I can expand my swamp obviously.
>>3428392
To die you annoying brat.
>>3428408
>>3428413
Plot twirl
>post yfw you're not in the MUGEN
>>3428357
>>3428320
>Thank you.
>>3428315
>Thanks. I'm starting to think I have too much free time on my hands, but whatever.
>>3428347
>No Ocelot in mugen. Unless you have another ava that's in MUGEN?
>>3428409
No game yet, m8. This is just a hangout thread until someone hosts.
>>3428392
>clap clap
Looks like even you can do something properly once in a while.
>for the anon in the last thread
I COULD pick her up if there would be no objection to it
>>3428431
Fuck.
>>3428418
I don't see that happening any time soon. No one here will ever get close to doing it.
>there is no Mugen in MUGEN
>>3428408
>>3428378
Reminder that big boobs are gross and that flat is justice.
>>3428431
>Shame literally none of my avas have a mugen, but whatever. Can't wait.
>>3428418
No one wants a swamp here... it would be unpleasant.
>>3428435
You know what else I can do? I could tell everyone your dark secret.
"Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear."
>>3428468
>pedophiles actually believe this
>>3428468
Remove the loli and I'd agree
>>3428435
Praise me too!
Wha-huh? Where a-Oh! That's right, I decided to take a nap here. How is everyone?
>>3428331
She nods, putting it back into her sheath. She retrieves the paper and pencil she'd been given, writing something new on a fresh page.
"Friend?"
>>3428353
She accepts what the girl had to say, unsheathing her knife and digging the blade into the floor. Slowly, it becomes apparent she was writing something.
"Chane Laforet," it said.
>>3428392
...Subaru.
>>3428475
Go ahead and I'll never look in your direction or talk to you ever again.
>>3428491
You're also good at regularly failing miserably.
>>3428479
This """"""""""argument"""""""""" is getting boring, find a new one.
>>3428478
I highly doubt you'd be able to do anything against the sevens sins of this world.
>>3428492
You look like you had a lot more happen to you than just sleep.
>>3428458
I could just shove your head into the muck of my swamp and make you into fertilizer for everything to grow. Dead or alive.
>>3428474
Swamps aren't unpleasant you little baby! Their wonderful and great sources of energy.
>>3428506
Then you admit to being a pedophile?
>>3428510
What do you mean, sir?
>>3428502
Yes?
>>3428505
That threat hurts a lot more than any physical pain you've ever caused me.
>>3428516
Put a shirt on
Someone post Muffet's ass.
>>3428492
It is you again.
>>3428493
Chane. I will remember that. You seem to know how to use weapons.
>>3428493
Friend?
>She nods.
I will be your friend. You would be my first friend actually. For you to remember. My name is Chikane Himemiya. Don't forget it.
>>3428492
Everything is well Akitsu.
Think Clownpiece would care if I picked her up?
Reminder that some anime girls have breast cancer
Watch out
>>3428534
....
My sword.
>>3428456
>>3428473
>>3428459
>Sorry about there not being characters, but I hope you like it when it's done.
>>3428534
>>3428502
>>3428478
What?
>>3428492
Zlatan needs a home.
>>3428545
Probably not. She doesn't ava her much anymore.
>>3428511
or you could not do that. I like the route where we become friends instead.
>>3428533
You look like you had a rough night. Your shirt's all buttoned weird, and it looked like you got into an altercation.
>>3428527
Now go and be happy about it somewhere else.
>>3428534
Good. It's supposed to do that.
>>3428492
Next time take a nap somewhere else and not here.
>>3428545
Do it
>>3428430
>>3428555
As long as Mokou is in it
>>3428521
Nah, I'm just sick of debunking it every time it comes up as if it's some "hah! Gottem!" when in reality it just makes you look like a moron.
>>3428511
That's not really an insult considering I'm way younger than you... But the only people who like swamps are hermits and witches.. or both.
>>3428553
>>3428516
I'll say it again. Too big for the body
>>3428571
Not gonna happen. Just stop being so fucking stupid.
>>3428579
I'm the Greatest Witch ever you retard. The Great Swamp Witch Metallia.
>>3428545
>Do it, give me a reason to use Stocking outside of bullying Souda
>>3428539
>>3428554
Yeah...I don't have it.
>>3428559
Ah, what a pleasant memory that was!
>>3428573
But could you ever go without talking to me? You implied that you'd hate if I stopped annoying you.
>>3428555
>I bet we will, keep up the good work.
>>3428573
I don't wanna!
I wish loli and shota were allowed on trash. It makes no fucking sense that we can have cubshit threads but not loli.
>>3428521
Liking flat =\= pedophilia. I'm not even a fan of loli and I can understand that.
>>3428577
>attracted to children
>not a pedophile
Hah! Gottem!
>>3420653
>SIPS COFFEE
YOU STILL HERE?
>>3428540
She nods her head and keeps up her small smile, clawing another word onto the ground. It read, "trained," and she looks back up, presenting the word to her.
>>3428542
She turns back to the previous page and circles your name, running two fingers over it before holding it to her heart.
>>3428602
I don't remember saying something like that.
>>3428611
Nobody cares about what you want.
Well, it's getting late here so good night everyone !
>>3428614
This guy's got it. A cup is best cup tbqh.
>>3428613
This. I want my /ss/
>>3428599
If you're so great why have I never heard of you? And I suppose it's only fair to tell you my name as well, I'm Kaito.
>>3428614
Stop being so reasonable l'm trying to garner an over the top reaction from him
>>3428599
I didn't do anything that would count as being stupid. You're acting so hostile for no reason.
>>3428625
I guess it's lost forever, huh? Sorry about that. I'll buy you a new one.
>>3428632
Remember when I offered to stop coming around here as a wager? You denied that pretty damn quickly.
>>3428571
Do I really look that rough? It occasionally happens when I sleep in odd places.
Not that I sleep in odd places often! I mean, just places that aren't home.
>>3428639
goodnite
>>3428625
Yeah that was a great game. that trio stayed strong till butterfly betrayed Crimson and Subaru got impaled
>>3428621
>drawings
>children
bored now, come up with your next ad hominem
>>3428648
I need that one!!
Post big anime boobs
>>3428632
You care what I want!
>>3428626
Heh... that's kinda of cute and in a strange way. I promise you, that I will keep you safe. And when we're in the arena, you still think of me as a friend.
>>3428657
Th-The legendary Super Saiyan?
>>3428648
Don't play stupid kid. This entire fucking conversation started because of you making one dumb decision to prove how dumb you are.
>>3428644
Cause I'm stuck in my swamp for being so great and feared you idiot.
Subaru pick me up in your Subaru and let's hit the fucking road mate.
>>3428657
I remember the outcome.
>>3428664
Do not.
>>3428658
>ad hominem
Hoshit detected
Opinions discarded
>>3428649
You certainly did look that rough. You didn't have a nightmare, did you? That could have easily caused your messy look.
>>3428662
I'll buy you the best sword money could buy...if I had money. I'm a little broke right now, so this will have to wait a couple years.
>>3428664
>>3428626
I need some advice on how to use a chainsaw.
>>3428675
Naw, that can't be Broly, I kicked his butt super hard.
>>3428669
I just want to die. Where do I fit in?
>>3428677
That was by talking to you, right?
>>3428678
Get on my back and we'll leave.
>>3428684
Clockwork.
>>3428639
Sleep tight Oce.
>>3428702
With the rest of us.
>>3428648
Maybe I did that because that winning condition was just unbeneficial for me, in a way that it meant nothing.
>>3428671
For the two seconds while I refuse one of your offers.
>>3428702
With me
Meanwhile, on bizarro /hg/ ...
>>3428685
It's the key to my time machine!
I had to sleep outside!
>>3428674
She nods, looking down at the paper and scrawling another response.
"I will too," it said simply, before she added another line. "Like partners."
>>3428698
She raised her hand to her mouth and smiled, mimicking the motion of a laugh. "Paper?" She etched into the floor.
>>3428677
Then why are you here? There's no swamp here...
>>3428724
First 48
>>3428709
Rei? Is that you?
>>3428639
G'night, Ocelot.
>>3428639
Nighto.
>>3428699
>DIO
>Broly
Holy shit they do kinda look alike
>>3428724
It's perfectly fine if you ERP in here. No one will mind.
>>3428639
Good night sweet prince
>>3428707
By screaming out that you were the first bloody idiot to step foot here.
>>3428729
That's what you think but I've been doing some work already.
>>3428724
>>3428639
Later.
>>3428714
Then you wouldn't mind if I stopped talking to you then, right? I don't mind. I have other people I can talk to while ignoring you.
>>3428726
It's nice sleeping under the stars, isn't it? I bet you felt one with this world!
>>3428724
Why does Garnet shitpost so much?
>>3428685
You may be right, but now that I try to recall just what I was dreaming about, nothing is coming to me. Dreams are interesting things, aren't they sir?
>>3428707
>Hops in the backseat
Take us to the fuckin' McDonalds m8.
>>3428712
>>3428720
Neat lads, hop on in the Subaru and lesgo. I need my daily dose of burgers.
>>3428724
Everyone has a succesful life without misery, pain, agony, social disorders, autism, special ed, meds on the fucking cabinet that has to be taken every damn day over and over, a job that is actually satisfactory, a study that isn't complete dogshit, parents that actually care and most and important of all, we wouldn't be on fucking 4chan wasting our days.
>>3428708
I don't actually give a shit
Heterochromia> tit size anyway
Post more multicolor eyes
>>3428763
...
>>3428724
Sweets are gay, I'll stick with my healthy food thank you very much.
>>3428740
>I know right?
>Powered up DIO is literally Broly
>>3428724
I would never harm a fly, let alone kill a person.
>>3428763
...M-my sword!
>>3428714
Why are you so cold anyway?
>>3428724
I'm important.
>>3428724
Thank god that doesn't happen much
>>3428770
>Heterochromia
Anon. I like you, heterochromia is fucking based.
>>3428784
Dio came before Broly
>>3428724
I love humans!
>>3428728
Yes... like partners.
>She sat on the ground, and was looking straight at her.
>>3428787
I've no reason to not to be that way.
>>3428724
Armpit fetish is disgusting
>>3428751
I'm sorry, but please refrain bringing your... 'landscape' with you.
>>3428796
Dio also came in your mom
OH!
>>3428754
>Content person
Oh really
>>3428724
I sure wish you'd all kill yourselves
>>3428816
>hi-fives
>>3428798
>scrathe near ear
Who's a good boy
>>3428724
>Is an edgelord
>>3428798
>Not I love dragons
>>3428724
Anons are competent humans capable of making an intellectual and informed statement that broadens the mind.
>>3428769
>social disorders
A mere concept.
>>3428816
Aw yesh
>>3428751
I don't see anything wrong with that. I think you're against having fun because you don't know what fun is.
>>3428767
They certainly are! Sometimes they almost feel too real, and that's the scary side of them. Every time I...er, pass away it feels like reality, when really it was just a dream...
>>3428769
Hold on there, buckaroo. You better not think about eating in my car. I just cleaned it out yesterday.
>>3428786
You know what's better than a sword? Knives! You'd be a lot better with a knife instead of that heavy sword.
>>3428724
I love being able to talk.
>>3428724
Hey guys I'm back
>>3428796
>No shit?
>Anon I'm just saying that Powered Up DIO looks almost exactly like Broly, or if you wanna be like that, Broly looks almost exactly like Powered up Dio
>>3428724
Sunset? Who's that?
>>3428832
....This hurts.
>>3428724
Everyone is so hee-nice to each other, ho!
>>3428816
ROASTE
D
>>3428802
Yes you do, we're friends!
>>3428816
>Summons Za Waldo Jr.
>Rapes you in stopped time.
Get rekt
>>3428816
>Dio will never cum inside your mom
>>3428816
>>3428838
Pass away? Did you mean pass out?
>>3428838
I need my sword!
>>3428724
Matoi is a shit waifu.
>>3428724
I hate her
>>3428724
First 48 for the Hoshi tournament
Chingchongpingpong.png
>>3428728
Ugh.
*she takes some paper out of her pocket*
I was holding on to this in it attacks me again. But this is more important.
>>3428724
Fast food is a plight upon humanity.
>>3428724
>>3428889
Speak up faggot
>>3428859
>The faces when getting raped by Za Waldo Jr. and Za Waldo Sr.
>>3428724
fuck matoi I want kamina back /s
>>3428724
Burgers taste like shit. I wish that every one of you die in a horrible car crash.
>>3428724
I never get dubs or off by ones.
>>3428724
I am landing this plane. With everyone on it
>>3428858
It's just based on a paper. I'm not forced or intend to be kind towards you.
>>3428864
S-Sure! Let's go with that! Passing out is a real hassle, isn't it?
>>3428865
Let's calm down and think rationally here. There's no way I can get your sword now, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow.
>>3428724
This place is awesome
>>3428724
I hate you guys, I hate singing, and I don't want you guys talking to me.
>>3428889
>>3428889
>>3428900
>my computer is lagging and I couldn't tell
I finished my games and there is nothing special about them
>>3428799
She sits next to you, scribbling another sentence on the paper.
"Tired. Where to sleep?"
>>3428879
She takes the paper and begins to scrawl a sentence on it.
"Chainsaws are inefficient killing weapons."
She'd go on to write an explanation.
"Barely cut bone. Not like in movies. Too loud. Knife better. Anything better."
>try showing gf normie anime again
>jojo is hella popular let's try that
>hated the art style
>stopped watching because kiddo Dio was TOO MEAN
I don't even understand
>>3428724
>I hate this place.
>>3428925
I need it tonight!
>>3428724
I am not the creator of the universe. But a simple bus boy.
>>3428724
Here we go again...
>>3428911
Best one.
>>3428936
She's unsalvageable. Dump her.
>>3428724
I want to live, my existence is fulfilling and enjoyable
>>3428835
It isn't a mere concept. Do you even know how many people walk into my mother's practice with social anxiety or disorders that prevent them from an actual social life? People that are hiked up on meds in order to have normal social interaction as they have disorders preventing them, trauma's kicking in once it happens or simply not enough courage that is hindered by their emotional spectrum being pressured into a state of rejecting social interaction and thus avoiding it like the plague?
No matter how you face it, even autism and sorts can be considered to be a social disorder. It isn't a mere concept as it's been proven that several conditions can be malignant the longer they go on without treatment or help as it creates escapism and isolation of oneself.
>>3428838
Nah mate, we gonna park that car and chill the fuck down with a burger you know what I'm saying?
>>3428936
have you tried Madoka?
>>3428853
Good
>>3428922
So you wanna be that girl that has no friends and 20 cats?
>>3428936
Dumper her, she's shit.
>>3428935
You can sleep anywhere really. There's no hotel, or inn... just the ground.
>>3428968
>mfw trying to read this
>>3428975
I didn't like Madoka, so no, but she also made fun of me for watching little witch academia
>>3428944
You can wait till tomorrow. It won't kill you to go one more night without your silly weapon.
>>3428968
Are you trying to sell me an idea of yours? I'll have you know I'm not very good at making dreams come true. You might have better luck eating McDonalds with someone who's a little more influential than I am.
>>3428925
It can be, particularly when you're supposed to be watching out for something.
>>3428936
>trying to introduce someone to anime with cartoonish looking art style.
come on dude... they'll see that, automatically think cartoon, automatically hate it because the whole childish idea. Plus now you've set yourself back
>>3428978
I already have a friend and multiple acquaintances.
>>3428935
That is upsetting. My friend seems to be really fond of it..
>>3429000
I need it now!
>>3428936
Your GF is beyond normie. Beyond salvaging. Ditch her
>>3428976
Why must you generalize like this?
>>3428829
GEEEHEHHEEE QUIT TOUCHING ME WITH YOUR IMPURE HAND
>>3428831
>I only just thought of that. Maybe next time
>>3428936
She has shit tastes. Dump her.
>>3429002
And that something keeps getting into trouble, and needs the help of someone else to get them out. I know exactly what that's like...
S-Say, what's your name? I'm Subaru, in case you wanted to know.
>>3428724
>doesnt hump
>>3429005
It's worse than I thought.
>>3428936
>>3429004
>Leave her.
>>3429020
It's good to offend as many people as possible.
>>3429034
Y-Your opinion doesn't matter.
>>3428724
Ramsay should not kill himself.
>>3429016
Tell me why and I might go and get it for you.
>>3429040
In that case, but me some fries and 3 number 46's.
>>3428936
You should have shown her ep 4 of bebop (or whatever the vicious one is)
>>3429004
She likes "Lelouch of the rebellion" but l don't think anything else
>>3429057
Alright, got it. Hit the McDrive mate.
>>3429031
That sounds like a real problem. I'm Akitsu Maru, it's very nice to meet you.
>>3429057
...
I-I've been holding it for over 24 hours.
>>3429070
>she likes code geass
Dump her and her shit taste.
>>3429050
Well screw you then. You think i'm gonna let this pass by just because you have some nice sweet anime tits?
K I finally made one. Can I join the cool kids club? c:
>>3429050
This
It's satisfying as hell.
>>3429088
No, I'm going to get away with it because I'm a shitposter and do what I want.
>>3429090
Link?
>>3429090
>BB Finally on a waifu chart
Oh man, this is a good feeling.
>>3429071
>drives at a cooling 40mph on a 65mph road
We should get there in...30 minutes!
>>3429075
It sure is!
Tell me a little about yourself, Maru-tan. Your appearance has me interested!
>>3429080
W-Wait...you're not talking about "that", are you?
>>3429090
Put me in the middle and you'd be golden!
>>3429110
Those are some weird nipples
>>3429112
Not me, m8. I made one ages ago. I don't even have it saved anymore.
>>3429090
I respect your tastes, anon-kun, even if it's a big meme.
>>3429121
...
>>3429053
I hope it's not too late...
>>3429121
Alright. I'm holding on tight, hungry as fuck though.
IM LIVIN IN A 21ST CENTURY
>>3429137
Y-Yeah...I'll go get it now.
>rushes off to get your sword
>>3429121
Please refer to me by my full name if it's not too much trouble, and what do you mean about my appearance sir?
>>3429090
I have no idea who this could be.
>>3428989
She frowns and returns her attention to the paper, scrawling a singular word.
"Cold."
>>3429007
On the paper, she writes, "sorry," holding it up to the girl for her to see.
>>3429162
>Follows.
>>3429110
Aren't we all dear?
>>3429135
>Yea, I was friends with a lot of these people before they became meme'd.
>>3429154
FIGHTING CRIME IN A FUTURE TIME
>>3429153
>he starts going slower
You're not of a different race, right? I see some cops up there and I don't want to get pulled over.
>>3429170
I mean you look like you're an interesting person to talk to! Your uniform looks neat, and I figure you have a few good stories to tell.
>>3429203
I'm 100% Japanese like you. If they complain we'll say we're Australians, they always get away with everything.
