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/sug/ - Steven Universe General

No Canadians Edition

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw

>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde

Shorts:

>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg

>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU

>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI

>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo

>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsp3k8S3ZI0

Games:

>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html

>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html

>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html

>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
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>0 memes
>1 fag

Autism
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I want to beat Lapis' titties like a pair of bongos!
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wow
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>>342465
stop the laptis bullying.

just look at her.
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>>342477
I've run out of ways to abuse Lapis without getting fetishy so fuck it.
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>>342483
>laptis
kill this
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Pear's butt
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>>342511
could you imagine the look on her face and the tears welling up in her eyes the first time you open palm clocked her in the face?
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post Garnet
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Could Himalayan Rock Salt beat Pearl in salt contest?
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>>342547
fucking ratchet ass jigaboo ghetto cunt
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>>342549
Nah
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Pearl's behind
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>>342489
It is pretty much a less extreme version of Ruby and Sapphire's compensating for each others' personality flaws through fusion.
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hellO! It's me again! what is your favorite chapter of my beautiful fan fiction so far? just added chapter 12 btw

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11632922/1/Sad-Pearl-Time-Travel-Mystery-Adventure
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>>342627
wanna fuse?
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>>342634
pearl behind
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I really like this image.
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I'd like some Garnet, frankly pearl is meh
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guys someone send me a text with just "hi".
i don't know the numer is there any way to get info on it?
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>>342680
LOL! I misclicked an image that is actually my least favorite.

This is my favorite lewd SU image.
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>>342690
say hi back you pussy.
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>>342690
call yourself and ask for your number idiot
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>>342680
NOT FOR SEXUAL
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>>342680
My favorite, wish they drew more of that
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This thread is getting too dank for me I think I'm just gonna go.
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>>342710
I liked the part where Pearl is eating out Amethyst and Amethyst grows a dick directly down Pearl's throat.
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>>342757
bye bye
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>>342699
Where's the Connie version?
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>>342821
Nonexistant, which is odd because the splooge seems to like doing loli.

I'm not in to loli though so I'm cook with Dr. Maheswaran.
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Is there any porn involving Connie's dad, Mr. Maheswaran?
I know I should check paheal but can't do that at work, I'm on my phone rn
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/trashug/ was a mistake, nuke it now and wait for the series to start again like the others.
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>>342771
don't get me started on how some porn artist gets the exact feel of the characters reaction to that situation but some how some way doxy did.

pearl is an utterly depressive submissive wreck probably due to the last 12 years with no rose.

now the headcanon you have to do to to justify why the gems themselves would go into futa fuck mode is too far out for me to want to partake in on a purely sexual level.

but on an emotional level yes everyday.
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>>342610
I had honestly not seen that before. Thanks anon.
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>>342489
Sure, I can try.

Amethyst likes to follow her whims and impulses. She's very spontaneous -- she doesn't schedule, she "feels it out" and "goes with the flow," so to speak. She doesn't project herself into future situations (which makes her end up in messy ones sometimes,) but it comes with the advantage of being really flexible with what's happening. However, that "anything goes" attitude results in a kind of aimlessness/

Pearl, on the other hand, is meticulous, obsessive, and gets carried away in the excitement of whatever emotion she's feeling -- to use an analogy, her concentration is like a laser and she aims it towards whatever she deems important in a systemic fashion. She likes things orderly and laid out. She plans and does so to alleviate concerns about future misfortunes, but it's at the cost of flexibility; she's prepared when things go as she expects, but when they don't she's out of her depth and overwhelmed. She obsesses over the future.

Of course the characters in SU are dynamic, so this changes as time progresses. But still.

Together, they -- or, rather, as Opal, she -- can respond flexibly to situations at hand while having a clear goal in mind. Pearl's precision and cause-and-effect intellect with Amethyst's adaptability and ease of self result in someone who is confident, quick, and effective in achieving her goals.

However, because Pearl has difficulty broadening her perspective (she gets swept away in particulars and current emotions) and Amethyst is the type get bored and stop trying at things, Opal tends to be distractible.

Basically, Opal is ADHD genius.
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>>342668

Pearl butt
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flockmod
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>>342965
You're welcome mate.
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>>343000
>Pearl, on the other hand, is meticulous, obsessive, and gets carried away in the excitement of whatever emotion she's feeling -- to use an analogy, her concentration is like a laser and she aims it towards whatever she deems important in a systemic fashion. She likes things orderly and laid out. She plans and does so to alleviate concerns about future misfortunes, but it's at the cost of flexibility; she's prepared when things go as she expects, but when they don't she's out of her depth and overwhelmed. She obsesses over the future.

>She obsesses over the future.

thank you very much for giving a detailed explanation for the suffering pearl notion that she's constantly transfixed with when and if steven will die if he isn't killed by homeworld.
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>>343084
*your
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>>343117
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>>343140
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>>343156
thanks m8
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Never get into physics kids, it's living hell.
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>>343186
fuck off Para
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>>343186
Ap Physics C in senior year had me getting up to go for an internal scream nearly every classtime.

What makes you say it, anon? Are finals coming?
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>>343209
Controversies aside, that looks like shit.
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I'm a mess /sug/.
I blame myself for my best friend being taken away from me. I should've been there, and I wasn't. I could've stopped it. But now they're gone, and I'm left here alone with the scattered few friends. I know I have my responsibilities in this torn family- I'm both the stoic protector and the comic relief. I have to pretend nothing bothers me when I'm ready to fall apart. I have to be there for the people I love knowing good and well they won't be there for me should I ever need a helping hand. I have to pretend everything's alright and joke around to make sure no one I love goes too far off the deep end. I give them someone to laugh at and to lean on. But I'm constantly breaking down and crying alone.

The worst part? I'm a Lapisfag. My days are numbered. You guys may make me want to jump off a fucking bridge sometimes, but I love you guys. Seriously.
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>>343186
i rather fap to scat than amethyst
- Charlie manson
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>>343186
>just study art they said

>tfw [spoiler]peridad[/spoiler][spoiler]was right about you[/spoiler]
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>>343209
>Butch Hartman joins SU for season 3
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>>343226
TL:DR
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>>343265
Peridorito
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>>343260
>WHITE
>PEOPLE
>KEK
>TOO
>WHITE
>4
>ME
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>>343221
Nah, luckily for me almost all my exams have already passed. It's not that hard to be honest, just wanted to whine a little bit and post best dorito.
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>>343186
>tfw international studies major
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life, all I know is that it'll be away from this place.
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>>343265
Wait what
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>>343265
Whoa
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>>343209
what the fuck happened to her hands
also this looks like those alt reality daria credits pics
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>>343265
>>>/rules/
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what are those
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>>343242
At least SU doesn't have Ted Anderson... Yet...
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>>343336
I'm holding out for Dobson
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>>343283
Oh, nice.

How is it?? Math makes me a bit barfy so I don't think I should pursue it, but it's always been a big dream and interest of mine.
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>>343324
is just a timing , nothing witchcrafts or aditional bulshit
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>>343265
You fool!
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>>343353
andrew preston killed himself, or was gonna to
not joking. he was suffering from severe depression
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i think pearl is gonna flip when amy and peri fuse to save steven from the cluster
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>>343226
>>343226
love you too

even if the feeling of occasionally wanting to self terminate because of you is mutual
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>>343265
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>>343388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
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>>343355
Calculus was rape from day one; you either got gut on the first week or just gave up and re-took it next semester. The other subjects (geometry, algebra, physics and computer science) were a breeze, but lately algebra has been turning quite... esoteric. I still love it tho, mainly because it's interesting as fuck, but also because it actually presents a challenge for me, and forces me to study and do shit.
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why do we always get the depressive faggots and the other general get the chill drawfags
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>>343265
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>>343353
You could get Amy Keating Rogers, she did just leave ponies after all....
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>>343437
because that's the show in a nutshell
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>>343414
it is inevitable
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>>343437
Are our drawfags not chill?
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>>343398
Thanks anon. I know I've done my fair share of shitposting which probably made people contemplate an hiro-ing.
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>>343382
I tried to look into it and found this
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/tom-preston
>Editor’s note: Images in this entry have been removed due to cease and desist order from Andrew Dobson. We apologize for any inconvenience and for more information, visit KYM Forum Thread – Office of Cease & Desist Records.

F U C K
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>>343437
>>343458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKbV8NcyCrk
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>>343226
>best friend dead(?), blames themselves
>protector complex
>comedic relief, sad clown af

Are you all of the Gems neurosis' piled into one sad Lapisfag?
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>>343512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xgtfVv7W90&list=PLt4eGp15AsOhE54NKYVEfSldMghhELGxF
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>>343548
existence is suffering
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>>343226
Literally me

Like for real I sympathize with you.
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>>342654
No.
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>>343548
...I knew there was I reason I latched onto this show so easily.
>>343586
I'm so sorry anon. At least you aren't alone.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SANuu2zwbeo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x84X18LREg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cAT-gSP4gw
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>>343287
Is that a weapon to surpass Metal Gear?
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>>343670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFvASiMTDz0

Reminds me of this.

"Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far away from here."
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:^(
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>>343575
get out of here with your meme rap
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>>343722
>>343575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsW4NSpsBM8
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>>343722
>defective
>accepted by sweet girl
>has special tree
>went to war
>watched that girl date someone else
>fell in love
>she's gone because someone stuck a dirty dick in her
>now they're left with the son, all alone

Forrest Gump or Pearl?
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>>343758
nobody cares, you're replying to a post nobody cares about. why are you doing this!?
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>>343807
Pearl IS Forrest Gump
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>>343807
S H I T
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>>343807
either or is grounds for constant sufffering
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>>343807
>>343821
Does this explain why she's retarded?
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>>343811
death grips are shitand your taste is bad
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>>343821
oh my GOD
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>>343860
Please stop, nobody cares about meme grips.
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>>343884
fight me irl u pasty fuckin geek
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>>343853
kek
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>>343807
This is literally the most horrifying realization I've had about this show. I do not know how to deal with it.
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>>343894
you sound scary, so no.
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>>343807
Oh fuck...
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>>343807
forrest gump is overrated anyways desu.
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>>343928
just like pearl
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>>343940
kekd
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>>343940
just...dont..please?

it's already bad enough.
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>>343807
Jesus fuck
Someone screencap this shit
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>>343928
It was great at being a tearjerker, which is why it won out over the objectively better Pulp Fiction and Shawshank Redemption. I mean Forrest Gump is great but those two movies are clearly better. But the academy loves sappy shit so
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There really should be a SU version of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STjjwHFW5jY
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>>343969
wow, was going to bring up the academy, thanks for saving my time, buddy.
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>>343916
don't fuckwith me , boy
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>>343988
ok, flavor flav, what ever you say...
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>>343964
Why the fuck is easier said than done with you supreme faggots
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>>343964
seconded
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>>343807
>copypasta from reddit
fucking faggot.
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>>342547
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>>344009
>copypasta from reddit
literally what
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>>344011
Nice
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anybody got that pasta that was posted at the very start of the general?
tt was an inb4 for all the crap that used to be posted both ironicaly and unironically at the thread all the time.

like "nth for cold tea, x is best gem" something along those lines
desustorage and rbt didn't catch the old /sug/ threads
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>>343226
remember you could kill yourself anon

Cold Tea Anon, Lapisabuser, and Pearlfapper are waiting for you in /sug/ hell
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So, who here /fallout4/?
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>>343940
BOOM
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>>343807
Wasn't the kid in Forrest Gump his biological son? Steven is just Pearl's, along with Garnet's and Amethyst's, adoptive son.
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Best human
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>>344067
tomato, tomadoptive son
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>>344060
>steven using kirby
I knew he was a tier whore
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Just figured out /sug/ was even here. So how has this being a nsfw board changed things
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>>342652
CHAPTER 12

Connie is sitting on the toilet trying to wrest a turd from deep within. "HURRY UP IN THERE" says cunnie's mom. "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HURRY UP TAKING A SHIT MOM
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE DO YOU THINK THERE IS JUST A BUTTON I CAN PUSH TO MAKE IT ALL COME OUT AT ONCE? THAT IS RIDICLOUS MOM YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCTOR
BUT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW POOPING WORKS" "Connie PLEASE we have to go or we are going to be late" "Mom I'm TRYING to hurry but you don't seem to understand
the situation I'm in. I can no more hurry this process than you can. That's 0. There is a 0 percent chance of hurrying this up. It is a natural process. If you really
want to hurry this up go get me a dull butter knife and I'll see what i can fish out. Is that what you want, mom? A knife up my ass? Because that's where I'm about
to be if you don't lay off right now."

Silence.

A butter knife slides under door.

She was being sarcastic but connie is spiteful. She puts the knife up her ass and jiggles it around a bit before sliding it back to her mom, totally covered in
poop, a smug smile on her lips.
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>>344070
That's a snake.
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So do you think we're ever gonna go a season without an outfit change or what?
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>>344112
There are fangfags and /ss/hipers. Asides from that, it's the same shit.
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>>342652
>>344113
CHAPTER 13

pearl busts through the tree house door all fuckin excited. Not ina good way though, in a bad way. She is bad excited. She is bad excited because what the hell
was ruby doing in the goddamn woods? Where is sapphire? is she on her way? if the gems discover the tree house and the research she is doing she is totally fucked man.
she sullenly opens the door to roseler's bed room and peeks inside. Roseler is gone. Pearl panics. lapis shows up and immediately dies. no one misses her. pearl frantically
searches the tree house but roseler is nowhere to be found. there's no time. If sapphire shows up she'll have to be killed as well. pearl was tired of killing people.
she had been doing it for decades to get around. just fucking killing people. sometimes she did it for fun but now it twisted her stomach having to end fellow gems. it
was wrong. humans were garbage and she never cared about them but gems were great. everyone loves gems. they do fun magic stuff with their rocks. pearl loved that.
she never wanted it to end. but end it must. pearl sullenly packs her bags with some items from her laboratory desk, douses the floor in gasoline and lights a match. she gets
out of there because fire hurts and you don't want to be around it but you can figure out the mechainics in your head. she leaves the tree house to search for her one
true love, adoplh roseler

not far away, sapphire comes upon ruby's broken ass gem lying on the scorched ground. "son of a buitch what happened this is bullshit" she exclaims sullenly
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>>344049
>/sug/ hell
sooo trash?
>>344075
flawless logic
>>344129
fangfags can be on blueboards though.
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>>343807
I can never look at pearl the same way again.
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>>344120
On the last season, but only up to the season finale where Steven regenerates and comes back with a suit that is his equivalent of Rose's dress.
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>>344136
Yeah, but it's fun here too
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>>344129
Ah, so home sweet home then
[spoiler]and jasper is still best gem
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>>344172
>and jasper is still best gem

YOU SAID IT, /FREAK/
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I don't exactly watch this show, I've seen about 10 episodes, but on a scientific note is Pearl different from all the other gems by being an actual pearl? I mean I know the whole servant thing, but by being not an actual true gemstone is she able to do everything a usual gem can do? or has that not been answered yet, it just seems like out of every gem character shown, pearls seem to stand out more
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>>344190
goddamn freaks someone call the ice tea brigade
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>>344154
who boarded this ep? i love when they draw pearl's eyes really big and expressive its very qt
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>>343807
>Amethyst is her "Lt. Dan"
>Garnet is her "Bubba"
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>>344240
zuke the lesbo who's gonna end herself when the show ends because no one else will take her sjw propaganda
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>>344231
>ice tea
it didn't get that cold motherfucker
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>>344253
I think Peri would suit lt Dan role better
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>>344254
You take that back you dirty nigger she's my waifu
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>>344304
make. me.
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>>344253
>>344297
Lieu-tenant Peri! You got new legs!
>they're limb enhancers, clod

Yeah I like that a lot
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>>344270
if it shows up once it needs full scorched earth tactics.
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>>344326
You're the AIDS baby of this Forrest Gump AU, you know that, right Steven?
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>>344270
I'm sure Cold Tea Anon is pretty ice cold now

No, I don't feel good about that one.
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:^)
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>>342652
>>344113
>>344131
CHAPTER 14

connie and her parents arrive at the beach city ice cream store. they park behind the building. mr maheshwarn makes a big show out of locking the door. when his wife
and daughter give him dirty looks he just grins and says "what? with all the immigrants the president is letting into the country we can never be too safe. Don't know
who's going to be a terrorist, you know?" "that's bullshit dad" exclaims conny sullenly "these are poor refugees. they re all women and children and they would
never be terrorists not ever." "that's right" says his wife. "they are just trying to escape the hellish situation in their home country. this is the least we can do"
"you're fucking wrong" says mr maehashwarn. "there's no way to properly vet these people. It's just not possible. They're already letting so many of them in
and you can already see it happening, what was going on in france before the attack. these people don't integrate they just stick to their religion and are more
easily susceptible to becoming radicalized." "dad you're racist" says conniy sullenly. the maheshwarens did not talk after that. they arrive at the ice cream shop.
"i'm going to use the bathroom" she says. In the bathroom stall connie opens her backpack. Inside is a folded up ISIS flag and enough explosives to take out
half of beach city. Today was the day.
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>>344369
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>>344304
i looked it up and it was joe & jeff you stupid fuck, zuke is the one that ruined amethyst and peridot and gets triggered on twitter
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>>344231
>ice tea brigade

You're a disgrace to this unit.
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>>344377
>ruined amethyst and peridot
either this is pure shit taste or bait at it's finest.
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>>344377
Fuck you Zuke is a treasure.
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>>344346
fuck off, you slutty skank.
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>>344406
STEVEN IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
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>>344364
wow
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all i wanna do
is see a woman's vagina
a naked woman's vagina
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>>343226
God the Cold Tea Brigade is the most depressing thing on the fucking planet.
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>>344430
He did in that one Onion episode
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>>344402
She ruined peridot, amethyst not so much
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>>344465
amethyst was born damaged, after all kek
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I really hope that all the CGs get their happy endings, but I'm not entirely sure how those endings would be.

>Steven: Rejects the offer of being the new ruler of Homeworld and sticks to big the leader of the Crystal Gems, gets to live with the CGs forever
>Garnet: Remains a fusion for forever, doesn't have to act stoic anymore
>Amethyst: Won't have to bear the shame of being from a Kindergarten or being defective anymore
>Pearl: Is recognised as her own Gem, all other Pearls are freed, she lets go of the past and moves on from Rose, gets to live with Steven
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>>344364
HAAAAAAAAAA
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>>344406
DID SOMEONE SAY /SS/?
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>>344372
guys why does no one like my epic mystery saga why am i such an under appreciated genius here i am sitting at my computer slaving away at this work of complete fucking mastery and here you guys are with your thumbs up your asses posting waifus

by the way i am rebecca sugar and this is all going to be canon
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>>344465
Well that's just inaccurate. I really don't have a counterargument for something that God damned stupid
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>>344504
see look at this my posts are a wonderful read you all love this i don't under stand
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>>344503
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>>344504
>>344514
You've lost your edge, senpai.

We're on to newer and better things.
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>>344520
no one ever appreciated it

my time is coming

it might take until chapter 500 but it's coming

i'm coming for you

and i'm gonna FUCK you
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>>344507
>actually liking "nyaaa x333 peridot"
You can fuck right off moefag
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>>344503
>red blush
this is how you can tell is someone doesn't even watch the fucking show
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>>344519
not for sexual you aren't even doing it right get OUT
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>>344507
They did fuck up peridot...
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It doesn't matter where we are.
What matters is our /sug/
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>>344545
but they have buttholes
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>>344519
I want to save this so bad.... but the fucking dick ruins it
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>>344231
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>>344519
What's wrong with her nose?
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>>344555
>>344542
this. fuck lauren zuke and her mentally ill ass.
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>>344565
The dick ruins it?
What about pic related?
I didn't know Zyklon Ben was into porn
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>>344565
Dick makes everything 100% better especially on space rocks
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>>344254
how the fuck does zuke even still have a job? If I was the CN boss and took one look at her twitter i'd fire her and probably call the FBI and make sure she doesn't shoot up the place.
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>>344584
yes
YES FINALLY SOMETHING COHERENT COMES OUT OF /sug/ IN ALL THESE YEARS
Finally we can be redeemed
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>>344542
>>344555
>people complain about lack of character development on Peridot before Catch and Release
>it's delivered in the most obvious way possible- she was never going to be a serious villian
>people bitch about the Jack Spicer villian

There is literally no pleasing /sug/. The next episode could have every ship your heart desires, YD appearing, Malachite coming to Beach City, and Greg running over Lars in his van and you faggots would still be bitching.
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>>344600
Honestly, the shitty cigarette and tattoo are doing less for me than the cock.
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>>344608
yeah if they fired Skyler for that stupid rumor then they can fire her retarded ass for promoting her gay agenda on a kids show
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>>344591
well yeah, but pearl being dominated is my kink so the face can be forgiven but not the dick sadly unless it was on anyone but pearl
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>>344519
Rose is looking sorta like Danny Devito there
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>>344635
I'm sure this comes from tumblr.
Maybe it was uploaded without the benis
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I generally don't like it when characters are drawn off-model, both in fanart and in the show/movie/game/whatever, so I'm not a fan of Zuke drawing Amethyst's hair way messier than it actually is.
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>>344617
Rebecca did the animation sequence of that gif you posted, every scene Lauren did was garbage and legit ruined Peridot and made her into a literal meme. I was fine with her being made small but not into a fucking nya cat. Now i'm scared to see what kind of faggot she'll make Lapis into.
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Zuke is the best thing to happen to SU since Hellen Jo left. Best storyboard artist, hands down.

When Sugar and Zuke team up for an episode I will literally shit my pants with joy.
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>>344634
this b8 tastes like shit
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>>344555
Fuck you they did not ruin Peridot, there was no character to ruin you crying autist.
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>>344555
cat tho
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>>344653
I agree, she's just as worse as the Asian. But since she's le qt shy attention whore every dick in here is attached to her twitter's alien-persona
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>>344653
the face is good but the hair pisses me off
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>>344600
moar
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>>344678
This desu senpai
>>344689
keep going with the b8
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>>344662
they already did you stupid fuck and every scene zuke did was shit
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>>344660
With Failure Zuke around, that's a guarantee that Lapis will get a nyan moe moment
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>>344679
>comin4datbooty.gif
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>>344708
here's your (You)
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>>344723
>>344704
I know the truth hurts but you'll learn to take it and love it.
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You just want something to hate don't you? Now that Jo is gone you don't have anything to hate so you're shitting on Zuke. Stop being faggots hating things just because they're popular, feel free to go back to /v/ anytime.
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>>344744
I don't hate Zuke, I just wish that she would stay on-model more.
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>>344738
You aren't even trying anymore. This isn't fun.

How am I supposed to feed off your b8 if you don't put anything on the hook?
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>>344753
See I respect this argument as a genuine complaint. I like the way Zuke draws her characters. However, I respect that you don't.

The rest of this shit is just le ebin maymays
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>>344754

This is what you guys are doing right now.
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>>344753
And that's a good reason, but I don't think that makes her worse than THE ASIAN.
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>>344776
Now that's better b8 m8, I r8 8/8
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>>344744
I truly don't like Zuke as a person and I think the other storyboard artists (Joe and Jeff) are very underrated, but obviously you have to be a retard to want THE ASIAN over her.
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>>344776
Hey /v/.
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>>344787
>>344784
>>344776
>>344771
>>344754
>>344753
>>344744
>>344738
>>344723
>>344719
>>344708
Ect
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>>344787
If that's your default response to seeing anything you don't like, so be it.
But you can't deny the truth. Zuke is a overhyped hack.
Luckily for all of us, sbs work on team cycles so her time will come soon
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>>344796
I am so excited to see how Pearl reacted to Greg not being a phase.
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>>344809
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>>344809
I'm liking this fresh meme and all there but I get the feeling you actually believe this shit
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>>343364
Not so hard on a slow as shit board.
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What the fuck are you idiots arguing about?
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>>344809
>Luckily for all of us, sbs work on team cycles so her time will come soon
what do you mean
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what is this thread about anymore
this is /sug/, a Steven Universe thread
Steven wouldn't want us to fight, let alone for a stupid broad
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>>343807
She also lived through human history and probably influenced historical events.
I doubt Pearl would ever start a shrimp fishing business though.
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>>344754
Would Lapis be sort of like Amethyst's rival or equal or something, both being thrust into a war I guess they didn't want to be involved in and being general depressives? That would be pretty cool and sort of unexpected for Lapis. I know Jasper is a Quartz but she seems to rival Garnet more, and Peridot has the nerd rivalry with Pearl.
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>>344839
shut up.
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>>344810
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>>344855
shut up too
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>>344874
>>344796

fucking put it on pastebin, ff.net, or aooo.org
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>>344855
Well said.
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>>344855
Since when has anything Steven wanted been what /sug/'s wanted?
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>>344889
i'll do you one better.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5154476
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>>344895
fucking faggot Steven is.
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>>344895
ugly and cross-eyed
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>>344895
Save me from the nothing I've become
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>>344895
Would a gem be able to stop Chara?
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>>344855
Steven isn't real, and if he were he'd be a huge fucking faggot yeah I'm looking at you Steven sugars younger self
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