ERP Thread
The ERP Fitness Center Edition
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After several months of wrangling with the city's health inspection board, the ERP Fitness Center is cleared to open its doors. The massive complex crawls out before everyone who arrives in its spacious parking lot, or walking down one of the neatly-kept trails leading to the front. First walking through the automatic glass doors brings one face to face with the reception desk, staffed by a pretty young woman wearing a tight sport bra, and compression shorts. Three branching paths lead from there.
The first hallway has entrances to: the large pool, designed for resistance training, lap swimming, and fitted with extra-large drains to prevent clogging - unisex shower and locker rooms serve all who come; the running course, along with hurdle horses and suspiciously-shaped relay batons; the machine room, where regular weights mix with large contraptions designed to take multiple sizes of toy, perfect for aerobic and endurance workouts.
The second hallway leads to: a cool-down room, with stretching bars and several smaller modules for classes such as nude yoga, and calisthenics; a sauna and hot-tub facility, perfect for easing aches, pains, and the occasional romp; and finally a juice bar, where everything from protein shakes - with extra protein - to nutrient-packed smoothies are provided.
The final hallway leads to private rooms, where arrivals can either train with a partner, by themselves, or a trainer from the fitness center itself. Diagrams and infographics dot the walls along the way, detailing the health benefits of exercise, sexual activities, and unique diets.
A 24/7 staff provides cleaning service to the fitness center, making sure that equipment, surfaces, and the halls themselves remain clean and tidy, despite all the activity. Even so, arrivals are encouraged to exercise at least a little restraint, along with their bodies, to keep from putting too much strain on the staff.
place reeks
>>3421600
MAKINA?! Why did you drag me to this place and what even is this place? I still have some vitamin C sour worms around BUT I don't have many so I don't know if it's enough for you and me
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
.My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
It's been a while since I've actually done any lifting without using Scary Monsters.. I suppose I ought to challenge myself every so often.
>>3421532
And how would you like for me to help you with that, hmm?
>>3421554
How many times must I tell you to stop?
>Kogure blurted out before burying his face in the man's chest to hide his blush. His hands slowly running along the male's chest before lightly grabbing at his shirt, holding on and not wanting to leave their side. He peeked up at them with his rosy cheeks and golden eyes as he mumbled.
You know what I meant...with how I try to take both the person's heart along with their body. Passionate love is what I desire.
>>3421762
I doubt michuru would even know what to do if she tried to suck a dick.
>>3421765
>one butthurt Anon
reposting this is even more cringe than the post itself
Lurking for muscle girls
>The mysterious spirit stands in the corner, too afraid of what others will think of him.
>>3421811
Hopefully we get a Rinkah or something, that'd be great.
>>3421816
Images related
>>3421834
There is almost no Rinkah art
>>3421848
She's best muscle girl, though.
>>3421762
Huuuuh? What are you doin' here? I didn't drag ya anywhere, ya half-baked tsundere. I just got here too ya know! There's just a bunch'a weirdos around this place.
>>3421816
A troll? I didn't know they were aliens...I always thought that they were fantasy or mystique kind of creatures. But well if someone of they raze says then I will believe then. What brings you here?
>>3421834
(Rinkah has Anchor Arms with that like 25% strength growth)
>>3421859
But fanartists thought she didnt deserve it
>>3421797
Not the same anon, actually. Just thought it'd be funny if it started with that. All those are too close together to even be the same person due to post limit.
>>3421834
>Fates sluts that aren't Camilla or Kagerou
>>3421620
I suppose you could see it that way. I wouldn't doubt the existence of fate however. We control our own destinies yet the Wheel of Fate turns...
>>3421655
>Rachel shuts her eyes and smiles while sipping tea, as he brushes one of her blonde tails. The golden hair sways a bit in the wind, struggling to stay in his hand as it is pushed by the gust. After a small sip, she speaks to him.
Brush well. I do have a lot.
>>3421663
Polt really stepped her game up
>>3421762
>Tries to steal Mitcher's candy for Makina
>It tastes bad and gives him schizophrenia
your candy sucks
>>3421881
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3421899
Yep, that's too close to be the same guy. 2-3 people on this. Which is kinda funny.
>>3421774
>His soft smile turns into a wide grin, very obviously pleased with the results of his teasing. He pokes at the succubus's slightly-puffed cheek as he looks up at him.
So, then, what if I told you that you already stole my heart?
>Popping out of the shadows, rather confused at the setting she is in now.
So this is where you humans train?
>>3421899
What could he mean by this?
>>3421922
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3421862
Who are you calling a half-baked tsundere!? I am a natural born tsundere! Don't you see my natural blonde hair and my shining personality?! Hmpf, I don't know why I am here or who they are but they are saying my candy is bad and that I don't know how to suck duck or dock or whatever I forgot
Guys, okay, Dio's thing was purely autistic, we got it, but this is getting a bit much on the shitposting.
>>3421874
>>3421878
Rinkah is best muscle and deserves to be cuddled
>>3421884
Never even played a FE game
>>3421891
I'd like to avoid 'fate,' if at all possible. It's probably my least favorite concept. I hate just thinking that I'm not in control of my own life. It's torturous.
>>3421939
I get it, I get it.
I misspoke. I apologize.
That's not how I meant it at all.
>>3421936
>
>>3421960
Hi Dio!
>>3421816
It's because you're so soft and squishy looking, honestly
'Ey ladies.
I got the thing that'll make you achieve that perfect body.
>Anybody who had found themselves in a grave accident or made some sort of fatal mistake in the fitness club, causing them to lose consciousness or even die, would mysteriously awaken in a dark, cold room, made of metal and looking nothing like the rest of the club. A spotlight shone down in the center of the room, illuminating a pink haired, cat eared girl.
Greetings lost children. I am Professor Kokonoe, genius scientist and ruler of the Sector Seven laboratory. … Well, OK, we aren't in the lab at the moment. This place can sort of be temporarily moved into the Boundary. Well, simply put, it's a mysterious room. A room where you can do anything you want. To be honest, it's a paradise for all those sad, little lost children who couldn't make it to the true ending. A sort of Avalon. If you're one of those nutbars who's all "I don't need help" or "I only want to unlock hidden stuff" or "I'll just look for a flowchart online," then you can piss off… Very well. Lost child of the day. You may enter.
>>3421374
ZZZZzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzz
>>3421377
>She moves her head a bit and keeps sleeping
>>3421379
ZzzZZZzzzz
>snores snores
ZzzZzzzzz
>snores snores
>>3421400
>She turns around and keeps sleeping on the floor
ZZzzzzzz
>>3421984
Can you shake it up and change it?
>>3421891
>He hears her words and smiles while nodding, he plants the brush on the base of her pigtail before going all the way to the end. His fingers runs through her hair to undo the knots of her blonde hair but he doubts she will have them.
Is so...perfect? Is easy to have it like that?
>He asked before he took the other pigtail and starts to do the same procedure.
>>3421933
Well it is a good place to train. But there are more better ways of training that machiens
>>3421988
>The anon cuddles the ship he tucked in from behind, though his hands seem to be fondling more then cuddling
>>3421973
Nope, Not him, it's literally just to stop the spam, I also think someone who spends all day here can't even be as dedicated to school as he says (which he said is the reason he doesn't fuck real women).
>>3421985
This is one strange version of heaven.
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3422015
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>angry howling noises
>>3421870
We're unrelated things, but I'm pretty sure fantasy trolls aren't real. I'm just here to enjoy the company of some nice anons.
>>3421978
Soft and squishy? I'm not sure how to take that, anon.
HEY YOU FUCKING TYPEFUCKING FAGGOTS
GET A REAL PARTNER
FUCK THEM
KILL YOURSELF
PREFERABLY NOT IN THAT ORDER, YOU MIGHT GET THEM PREGNANT AND WE DON'T NEED MORE AUTISM AROUND
>>3422059
>rolling in the pussy noises
Thanks, Dio.
>>3421969
You are without a doubt in control. Fate just plays a certain part in these realities. I cannot tell you much else, as even I do not control fate.
>>3422013
>Rachel smiled at the compliment, finishing her tea. She placed the tea back onto the saucer and responded contently.
Hm. I wouldn't say it's easy... but it's no difficulty for one such as myself.
News flash
Diego is LD.
>it's a 'forced meme' episode
>>3421936
Hi Shark Nue
>>3421969
Rinkah looks too tiny and moe to be a sexy musclegirl anyway. That artstyle only lends well to titty monsters.
>>3421765
>>3421899
>>3421939
>>3422052
>>3422056
lol fukken saved thes new copyposters fukkin epic win man^^ goes right 2 mah /b/ folder for cringe threads later ftw (btw im from /b/ but im not underage and im oldfag so longcat is loong (only oldfags understand)
so any1 else from /b/ here???^^ btw we do not forgive!! ftw
>>3422084
News flash:
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3422015
NO that was some dude that fucked the cosplayer of that hex girl dio was begging for in the mascarade ball, and dio literally went "teach me how to be a harem protagonist"
That was fucking funny, especially when the dude said "go to conventions, meet people, get in afterparties" and dio said, "nah, too much work"
>>3422084
Diege is Clown Piece
>>3422039
...What is better? Tell me.
>>3422060
As a compliment, I'd hope. There are few things that are made looking quite as huggable as yourself.
>>3422060
Oh well. I wouldn't mind giving you some company. Maybe I can learn more about your race right?
>>3422084
LD hates all anime
>>3421933
It's one place.
Of course, we can do more than just train here. We can have a little fun too~
>>3422078
Just lost my shit
Never change, ERP.
I say one thing wrong and bam, shitposted to hell.
Looks like the Dio folder's going in the trash.
This was Vino's plan all along
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>3422049
>The lights brighten, revealing the entirety of the lab. Kokonoe steps to the side, allowing the visitor to enter before speaking.
So you bit the dust, eh? How'd you manage to do that in a fitness club?
>>3422154
Like your life!
>>3421930
>Kogure whined softly at their prodding finger before his eyes widened and his grip tightened.
Do...do you mean that?
>His chin resting on the man's chest as he gazed at them with his bright, golden eyes and his lips pursed while he waited for the answer.
>>3422154
Man, I know you're going through a rough patch right now, so let me give you some advice my father once gave to me:
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3422083
>He nods while he kept running the brush before stopping a bit. He gulps before he leans and took a scent of it then start brushing again.
It smells nice as well.. I hope I'm doing a good job...tell me if there is something else..
>>3422144
why he post pokemon then?
>>3422154
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3422154
>Giving up that easily
>>3422010
Of course, my man.
I heard you all needed some sick beats to work out to.
>Plays a piece on his drums so impressive, it makes Abe Lincoln in the Lincoln Memorial dance along.
>>3422154
No, don't ruin the copypasta! (don't give a shit about your RPing, just the pasta's less funny without you still around)
>>3422154
Luffy is able to live down 'baby juice' and 'in my clit' but you cant live down one autistic post? holy fuck way to disappoint, everyone gets shitpost for everything but you delete your folder at the first sign of failure?
>>3422194
Because Pokemon was first a game
>>3422154
>tfw the memes got to Dio before I could get to his dick
God damn it rip
>>3422154
Welp, guess mines going in the trash too.
>>3422154
R.I.P Diego.
My only regret is not burning down your third mansion.
>>3422208
Fucking this
>>3422200
>Not giving up, it's just laziness, it's his crutch.
>>3422200
Giving up is his crutch and he accepts it wholeheartedly.
>>3422112
Well...mmm..
>He was caught off guard at her question while he scratches his cheek a bit and looking at the imp.
Well. I heard squats work pretty well.
>>3422121
Oh...Huh.
Thank you, anon. That's very nice.
>Smiles and hugs him again.
>>3422123
Eh, you don't really want to know. It's kind of a weird story, let's leave it that. I wouldn't mind some company though, anon.
>>3422250
He's in law school, you know.
>>3422154
Thank fucking god
>Stepping into the cool air-conditioned lobby of the facility, Yoshikage Kira set a brisk pace as he beelined for the change rooms. Taking great care to properly hang his clothes up for his daily routine of after work exercises. Switching into a set of tight fitting shorts and shirt, he wasn't particularly muscular, yet still had a well defined and maintained physique.
>he sighed as he passed by a group of beautiful female trainers along his way to the running course, letting his eyes linger on their toned features before passing by
>>3422154
(Don't give up Dio. I was going to give up trying to get a Girls hand and by god I pushed through and did it anyway.)
>>3422278
It's done.
Folder's deleted.
See you guys in a couple months when I inevitably come back and repeat the cycle.
>>3422154
I get why you're giving up, I'm like that too. its my crutch. Otherwise I'd use my mad ERPing to fuck every ava, because I'm decent-looking and they all take interest in me.
>It's a meme episode.
Hey, Dino man.
You can't up and leave, bro.
Do you think George Washington just gave up?
>>3422288
At least now you'll have more time to roll in pussy all day.
>>3422288
Don't.
(Come back, I mean, you giving up is boss)
We'll keep the copypasta nice and warm until then.
>>3421811
>>3422292
We don't even need LD around to devolve in to a shithouse. It's nice to know we can still do it.
>>3422288
(Welp, it was good seeing you again. Catch you later Uncle Dio)
>>3422320
I'd roll in that pussy.
>>3422288
I'd be rolling in the anime pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking anime antagonist and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form.
I'm in anti-protagonist law school so you know I got them charismatic antagbants.
But fuck going outside my evil hiding cave, ever.
My evil shelter of laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3422240
>He smiles back, giving a thumbs up
Any time, Aradia!
>>3422320
Perfect, bringing angel back?
>>3422288
>I'm full charisma mode
>Get bullied off ERP in like an hour and can't even say anything.
Look on the bright side, not being here all fucking day might get you the chance to meet a real woman or actually try for law school with your bants.
>>3421811
>>3422351
>tfw charismatic law school bants
>>3422288
See ya later alligator
>>3422288
Seeya uncle Dio, sad this has happened to another fun ava.
>>3422288
He's rolling.
Away from ERP.
And also in that pussy.
>>3422177
>His wide grin eased up into a gentle smile again as he placed his palm on the succubus's head and patted it. He blushed a bit himself to say some embarrassing things so frankly, but pressed on anyway.
Yeah, of course. I'm not quite sure what you did to charm me, but it sure worked, Kogure-chan.
>>3422154
>>3422288
You should just ignore it / filter them and continue doing your thing. The anons reposting your stuff clearly don't like you and want you to leave, so why leave when you can just continue rustling their jimmies?
Besides, ERPers will still talk to you like always, as well as the anons that like you.
>>3422288
A shame. I felt we were beginning to get somewhere.
>>3422191
>Rachel closes her eyes and relaxes in her seat, seemingly uncaring if the servant inspects the scent of her hair.
You're doing fine. Keep at it. I've not had this done before.
Post nostalgic ERP memes.
>>3422394
Hey girl, do you mind if I work my magic with my charismatic law school bants and show you the big bad hammer of the law? I do have to warn you as laziness is my crutch, I might be a bit slow on replies but I accept it wholeheartedly.
Was the masquerade like this too?
>>3422288
>and I'm keeping the mansion
>and the raptors
>>3422390
>rolling in Diego's pussy this hard
>>3422409
>Tfw Clown said something like this before
Dio confirmed for Clown.
>>3422278
I'd be rolling in the ERP pussy if I weren't so autistic.
I'm decent-looking using anime pictures I can't even draw and all of the man virgins I meet seem to take some interest in some shape of cock in their fake anime girl ass.
I'm in wizard school so you know I got them hand-holding-virgin powers.
But fuck going outside my mom's basement.
My crippling social anxiety is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3422154
>>3422288
Oh come on now, are you seriously throwing in the towel because of the stupid memers? And you got me wanting badly to play with you last thread too.
>>3422367
I want to be crushed by those thighs.
>>3422423
(No... The masquerade was actually a lot of fun. It went over pretty well. This is just some people not being able to let a post drop)
>>3422390
Still around, dio?
>>3422452
>not rolling in the pussy because you're so lazy
>>3422423
Not really
>>3422390
There's an obvious bias against male avas in general especially if you post a lot. If people see a chance to crowd like piranhas they will, as evidenced by... well, right now.
I have no interest in RPing with him but more people need thick skin like Luffy does. The shit he puts up with yet still does his thing is something else.
>>3422240
Oh alright then. So what would you like to do...your name?
>He asked before walking and standing besides her
Remeber when lala tried to come back and they just copy pasted her attempt to come back with every MIA avatars picture? then also copy pasted the reply and attached to everything? or how about that time every half assed reply got
>lupin
at the end of it? fucking christ Diego its 4chan
>>3422409
Hoooly shit, I left to get food and this is great.
>>3422475
humminahumminahumminahummina
>>3422479
Oh god, the amount of shit poor Luffy takes. He deserves it due to his own thick headedness but you can't fault his heart of gold
>>3422479
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3422479
I think this is a bit much, it was a funny deal, but the attacks are mostly because he already said like 2-3 threads ago he wished he could get with a girl IRL then sent this out, I think its more the contradiction than anything.
(Shame. I wanted the raptor cock to be honest.)
>>3422394
Oh alright then. I'm glad you are enjoying so far!
>He said beforr brushing slowly and alternating with faster brushes, sighing and biting his lip before leaning and rubbing his cheek a bit against the golden locks before pulling back and asking her.
Just curious.. do you control your hair as well miss? It's probably a silly question tho
>>3422509
"You say something darling?"
>>3422340
Hooly shit these are fucking genius.
>>3422544
He'll be back. All that pussy out there isn't going to roll in itself.
>>3422473
(Evening father. Did you go to the masquerade last night?)
>>3422479
(This, Luffy has some crazy ridicule resistance buffs or some shit. It's impressive)
>>3422475
>(tfw was too busy playing ruby to go for dat mileena)
>>3422551
You got ASS FOR DAYS!
>>3422382
>Kogure gasped as his lips curled into a bright smile before quickly shifting closer to the man's face and placing a hand on each of their cheeks. He couldn't help but giggle while he pressed his lips onto theirs and pushing deep into the kiss. He reluctantly pulled away to speak before interrupting himself frequently to plant another kiss on their lips.
I didn't use anything dirty to steal your heart away from you. I'd never do that to you.
>>3422544
I can fill in.
>rolls in that pussy
>you like this
>>3422580
No I didn't, unfortunately. I went to sleep rather early. Was it fun?
>>3422580
>(Kira will never blow up deep inside me)
>>3422599
"I've also got a taste for flesh and a craving for a dance. What's your point underling?"
>>3422551
Well, hello there! How nice to run into a pretty thing like you in this center.
>>3422644
Why, even with the teeth, is this so incredibly cute?
>>3422677
The teeth make her cuter.
>>3422524
Pretty much. I know a few avas who cringe at him but he's harmless. I think most of us have been there at one point or another.
Except the clit thing, anyway.
>>3422529
I'd be rolling in the pussy if I wasn't fat and didn't spend all day on 4chan or playing video games etc
>>3422530
He did? Well that's his bad but this is really poor forced meme territory. It's not even really that funny. Just obnoxious, as they always are.
>>3422580
Not only his flubs in RP, but his face being posted around, it's pretty impressive.
I liked Dio too even though he was macking on my bitches Galko and Miku. Oh well.
>>3422544
I can appreciate the man but he wasn't my type so never would happen.
>>3422644
I could go for a dance, sexy
>>3422701
That just makes the fact I got to play with you more impressive miss most beautiful ship <3
>>3422450
Eating dinner
>>3422701
We know your type well already, hun.
>>3422660
"Pretty? I guess it fits for a princess."
>>3422677
"Cute? Oh my, aren't I getting all the praise today. Thank you underling."
>>3422706
"Haha! I don't think you can dance with me darling. I don't think you have quick enough feet"
>>3422707
(This.)
>>3422701
You're a beauty like he is.
>>3422479
I know, buddy. This is actually kinda funny to think about, isn't it? Getting that mad out of jealousy over someone playing a character on the internet. I mean, sure, this is neckbeard city we're talking about, but still.
The problem is that Diego's actually falling for their put-on confidence and that he doesn't realize people just pick on him out of pure rage.
>>3422628
(I certainly enjoyed myself. I played a masochist from one of my favorite series and had a lot of great replies. It was a refreshing change from ainz or any of my female avas)
>>3422644
(You know we could change that. I never used Kira for a serious ERP before. How's a night of high explosives sound? Guaranteed to blow your mind, anytime.)
>>3422695
(I'm gonna miss him. I had a hunch I knew him from awhile back and I was really glad to see him come back. Luffy's face got posted? Must have had my head under a rock, I never knew)
>>3422738
>it's a 'paul shows up immediately after dmg starts posting' episode
>>3422615
>He draped his arms around the cute trap again, pulling their bodies close again as he returned each kiss. He smiled as his voice lightened up again with his usual teasing.
I dunno about that, Kogure-chan, isn't it almost unfair for you to be this lovable?
>>3422544
>>3422765
>(What the fuck? I was going to quote this.)
>>3422548
>She pays no mind to his worship of her hair, as she relaxes, enjoying the breeze. She opens an eye and raises an eyebrow as she heard his question.
Control my hair? How do you mean?
I wonder what Jinx will think about this situation
>>3422753
Fitting for a princess indeed. You do look undeniably... eye-catching.
>His gaze moves from her face and down her body
And the rest of you is very nice too.
>>3422779
>(It sounds lovely~ Anytime you want it honey~)
>>3422792
>(Wrong Pokemon honey.)
>>3422792
Wrong evolution stage, bro
>>3422753
I may be a little rusty, but once I get back in the groove my feet will tear up the floor.
>Does a quick shimmy
>>3422753
Sure thing. It's true, so I'd gladly say it again, you cute, deadly woman!
>>3422725
My devoted fan as always.
>>3422750
IS something wrong with those type of men though~?
>>3422766
You're a beauty yourself you know.
>>3422792
Wrong stage, mate.
>>3422809
>The male stops brushing after her question. He was blushing thinking he did a weird he shakes his head a bit and stays quiet for a few seconds before opening his mouth to speak.
I mean..if you can do stuff with your hair..like grab something.. possible rubbing against someone faces..with your pig tails..I don't know if I explain myself.
>>3422794
(You and me, man. You got a discord?)
>>3422899
You seem more popular though.
>drops mic
>>3422927
>Pick up the mic and shouts
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLT
>>3422927
>Picks mike back up
You dropped this ma'am.
>>3422899
I hope the value of my devotion isnt dropping, im here for you whenever you are willing~
>>3422927
Hey Polt!
>>3422819
"Be honest my love. It's the jaw isn't it?~
She runs a finger along her razor sharp teeth. Looking almost meekly as she awaits for a reply
>>3422831
Watching you 'shimmy she busts into a fit of laughter, huffing and giggling before bowing to you for a moment
"I'm sorry my dear. But your little happy dance isn't what I was referring to."
>>3422859
"The deadliest in all the realms darling."
>mfw the thread theme fails
>>3422925
(Misaki Shokuhou #4869. Still deciding if I want to play here with either Rachel or Kokonoe. But the thread went to shit quite fast.)
>>3422793
Eheh, how is it unfair for me to be myself, hmm? Deal with it.
>Kogure stuck his tongue out before playfully licking the man's cheek and then returning to his kissing, planting small, wet kisses along their face and lips.
>>3422967
>(It was overtaken by memes. Isn't it enough I'm playing a /fit/ girl?)
>>3422957
>He smiles at her and chuckles softly
Yes, it's the jaw. And what a sight it is.
>He reaches out slowly and places his hands on her cheeks, rubbing his thumbs gently along the row of sharp teeth
... I'm terribly tempted to kiss you...
>>3422914
Control my hair? No, I cannot. What a strange question. But it is of no matter.
>Rachel closed her eye and continued resting upon her throne.
You may continue.
>>3422978
(Thank you. I'm searching for people who would be fine with me so I can have contact with others in case shit like this occurs.)
>>3422957
(Glad you reacted like that. Had a good laugh. I need to get going soon anyway. Maybe another time)
>moonwalks out
>>3422967
Iowa is the only one that can save this shithole now
I'd be rolling in the anime pussy if I weren't so pussy.
I'm decent-looking anime pussy and all of the single pussy I meet seem to take some interest in some vulva or clitoris.
I'm in pussy school so you know I got them charismatic pussies.
But fuck going outside my pussy, ever.
My pussy is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.
>>3423036
Iowa is taking a day off for once by their assistants orders
>>3422957
Deadliest, but are you the cutest? Because I think you're probably up in the running.
>>3423036
iowa's vacationing for the day
>>3423025
(Excusee but I can't continue for the moment. I'm sorry but my mood was kinda killed for the time. I hope you don't mind if I continue brushing and playing with your hair later?)
I need fap material
>>3423025
(Are you staying around? I will make you company here if you decided to stay.)
>>3423031
(Sure! i'm open to chat when I'm not too busy.).
>>3423036
Or Wii Fit Trainer.
>>3423020
Nuzzling into the affectionate petting she smiles weakly, opening her gaping maw and showing off her sharp shinning teeth, clamping down her teeth hard
"Is it worth the risk my love?"
>>3423062
"Me? The cutest? Oh heavens. Why would you say that?"
>>3423082
(I bet you could just blow any second)
>>3422991
All right, you win that one. But you're going to have to deal with the consequences regardless either way.
>Tempted by the sight of the little devil's tongue, he couldn't resist these small, ticklish kisses any more and leaned forward to take his lips again. This time, his tongue slipped out of his mouth and past the succubus's lips, tasting the inside of his mouth. He closed his eyes and savored the feeling of a deep, passionate kiss.
>>3423103
(Sent you a friend request. Dunno how to direct message people outside of shared servers)
>>3423054
>assistants orders
>>3423145
Fem Kira probably has a foot fetish from Michelangelo
>>3423067
(Of course not, dear anon. Feel free to resume my brushing anytime.)
>>3423103
(I'm always around, even when you don't realize it. I shall still remain here but I added you on skype if you wish to go there and if you also wish it, I could use discord.)
I wish _____ would show up.
>>3423192
(It's possible. But considering JJL kira still has a hand boner I doubt it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTlw3T44ynk
>>3423135
Well, for one you're proving the point right now! You're already acting all bashful just from me calling you cute!
>He moves closer, smiling
>>3423234
Kawai
>>3423234
Someone who could drain my sack
>>3423200
Thanks you. See you around dear miss
(Is your choice to pick discord. But I assure that you will get quite the PM's)
>>3423252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdYcgr8iOvg
>>3423135
>He looks intently at her rows of monstrous fangs and hears an audible snaps when she clamps them down, and his expression gains a hint of intrigue along with concern
You wouldn't bite me, would you? A... loving fan?
>He lets go of her cheeks as he moves his arms around her waist, embracing her and pulling her body against his
And how could I pass up such an opportunity, with a woman like you...
>Speaking softly, he leans closer to her and tilts his head until his lips meet hers, kissing her gently at first but gaining vigor as he holds her more tightly and slip his tongue out of his mouth to enter her fierce maw and taste her own tongue
>>3423200
(You're so lovely! Discord is a decent format for me to chat actually, it would be great if you make one as well!)
>>3423174
>Kogure eagerly pushed deeper into the kiss as his writhing muscle danced inside his mouth along with the man's. His soft palm pressed against their cheek while his other hand gently brushed the other with his fingertips. His cheeks still a bright red as they were warm to the touch.
>>3423234
A thick slut who will let me fuck her sweet ass.
>>3421663
>Fitness Center Edition
I feel obligated to post at least once.
Where's Kurisu been?
>>3423238
>(Why does this expand dong. WHY DOES THIS EXPAND DONG)
>>3423258
"Oh please! I'm just. How do you earthlings say it. Off put? I'm never called 'cute'."
>>3423306
Feeling your warm embrace she hums happily, pecking her soft lips to yours as well, a small moanish yelp escapes her as she feels the wet warmth of your tongue, licking and tasting yours as it dances around her sharp teeth
"Don't get me wrong.. I have a taste for flesh..."
She trails off before clamping her monster like teeth down on your lip, easily breaking the skin and leaking your sweet blood, licking the open wound she sips your blood and stops her gnaring
"But I prefer the blood~"
>>3423234
>tfw would roll out Kallen for a few hours but kinda just want to keep rolling through Sotc so I can finish it up.
>>3423413
(because fem kira is a miracle of the universe and I wish I had more than 4 of her and more than 3 shotas)
>>3423319
(I have added you.)
>>3423278
(Be seeing you, dear anon.)
>>3423234
Elphelt
>>3423322
>He continued to enjoy the warm, wet feeling of the trap's mouth, swirling their tongues together as their saliva mixed in each other's mouths. After letting his tongue linger a little more, he pulled his head back, a thin silver trail following his mouth as he removed it from his partner's.
Well? Can you accept this sort of punishment?
>>3423234
Makoto NyaNyaNya
>>3423234
Kenny.
>>3423234
Jun.
>>3423492
Hey boyfriend-san
>>3423413
Awwww, off put?
>He looks down, dejected and starts to walk away.
Alright, I guess maybe another time then...
>>3423545
>Cuddling
>>3423413
>He tenses as soon as her sharp teeth pierce his lip, a small gasp escaping him with the sudden stinging pain, but keeps her in his arms and allows her to tend to his new wound with her unusual tongue
... Ow... You really are a special one, aren't you?
>He smiles while his blood runs down his hurt lip
I'm perfectly happy with "flesh", though.
>Still smiling, his hands move down along her spine and eventually reach her rear end, and give her two buttocks a playful squeeze
I will make /erp/ great again.
>>3423444
(You made a discord and added me? I don't have an invitation yet. Did you add Misaki Shokuhou #4869?)
>>3423578
>>3423510
Boyfriend-san? I don't understand.
>>3423545
>Pets the Kenny
>>3423578
I'LL BLOW A HOLE CLEAN THROUGH YOUR 『ZA WALL』
>>3423484
>Kogure smirked slightly as he pressed the back of his hand to his forehead and put on a little show.
Oh, how can a delicate thing as myself bare such a dreadful punishment no poor soul should ever be given?
>He could only go on for a moment longer before breaking character and gigging on top of the man while planting a kiss on their lips. He caught their lip with his teeth gently as he pulled on it playfully and soon let go before grinning while he gazed into their eyes.
>>3423593
>>3423627
WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THE MEMES OUT AND THEN MAKE /hg/ PAY FOR IT
>>3423517
Gripping onto your wrist she pull you back to her, pressing your body to her skin tight outfit and her soft toned body
"Now now darling. Who said you're allowed to leave?"
>>3423569
She happily licks along your bloody lip with her long flicking tongue, tasting the sweet blood until your hands find her toned tight rear, her body tenses up and her head rises, soon melting into a sly smile
"Oh my, underling. Do you want to... How do you humans say it. Have intercourse with me?"
(Is he really gone?)
How will any of you become proud members of the ERP race with bodies like those?
>He goes over to one of the man fucking machines, rubbing his gloved hand against a few of them.
>>3423578
Trump Av when?
>>3423578
>>3423659
>>3423659
>>3423578
Mr. President elect.
>>3423564
hi
>>3423565
>Snuggling
>>3423601
>Pets the Anon
>>3423659
We have to let the memes in
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>>3423734
Kenny speaks the truth!
