shit thread post your shit
>>3416225
haha kicked off trash, thanks
>>3415995
my ass is still bleeding. it hurts
I thought I was looking at a severed black cock at first, but turns out it was only a shit.
>>3420898
>severed black cock
it's too small to be a black cock but I can see the resemblance
>>3415995
I'm guessing OP has stomach ulcers and took pepto bismol for it, explaining the green shit and the blood.
>>3421474
and the toilet paper around the toilet makes me believe OP is in a public place
>>3420556
not sure, I think it's hemorrhoids or an anal fissure.
>>3420898
I showed my wife this thread. she freaked out and said "oh my god that's the color of watermelon... nothing to do with a black cock." "the configuration of those turds does make it look like a penis."
she's saying I have to go to the doctor now.
>>3421474
the green shit is a result of the spinach and kale smoothies I have every morning.
>>3422023
this is correct, it was at work.
the blood got everywhere! I noticed this little guy the next time I used the toilet. also that is left over toilet paper from the original shit, it didn't all flush.
>>3415995
>shit thread post your shit
>your shit
If that's your shit, you have cancer my friend
>>3415995
you are going to fucking die
>>3415995
Dude. Go see a fucking doctor.
>>3430965
dude what the fuck
are you a stegosaurus? do you eat nothing but plants?
I wish I had seen this thread 20 minutes ago. I'd have been able to contribute.
>>3431156
don't worry, I'm sure you will have an opportunity again soon!
>>3415995
OP here
>>3431114
that bad, eh?
Dump bump
>>3430965
sweet dude. I had white shit for a couple days after getting my appendix taken out
this is OP by the way
>Tfw you empty bottle of chili booze and shit blood
Never again
>>3441993
pics or it didn't happen
>>3435252
this is a good improvement OP. Your poops are getting better
>>3442245
I don't want them to get better though. also, do you see how there's blood on one
>>3415995
Oh thank god, from the thumbnail I thought someone cut their dick off and threw it in the toilet.
>>3445940
hahahahahaha
it's not my dick, but my dick has been in an ass too! (lots of them actually.)
>>3448267
>it's not my dick, but my dick has been in an ass too! (lots of them actually.)
why did you feel the need to say this?
>>3450159
you're in a thread where I posted pictures of my own blood covered shit
what did you expect
>>3450213
>here's a pic of my shit
>oh did I mention that I have anal sex quite often
idk
>>3450159
it seems nobody needs any reason to say anything on /trash/
>putting toilet paper on the seat
>in your own home
Dude what the fuck, that's a huge waste of TP. Just use a Lysol wipe on it every now and then.
>>3450329
>in your own home
he said it was at work though
>>3450351
Oh yeah, you're right. Never mind then
.Bump
>>3454133
thanks for bumping this thread. it's good to know people care about my shit.
there will be more soon!
>>3454434
op again
it's jackson pollock up in here
>>3462388
more poop coming soon
>>3462388
The way white people sit on a toilet is so fucking stupid
it's less efficient at getting shit out, it's more disgusting, it's closer to the shit, it's more wasteful because you have to waste all that toilet paper
>>3470647
teach me the ways of your people
no seriously what ethnicity are you and how do you shit?
I wish America had squat toilets but we're too fat for that :DDDD
>>3470971
>squat toilets
honestly these are disgusting, then you are TOO close to the shit, it would be nice if there was a western/squat hybrid where it was slightly raised off the ground
western toilets are fucking perfect the way they are for squatting on top of already though
benefits include:
- distance from shit, virtually no splashback
- MUCH MUCH cleaner, you don't have to put your ass in the same place as fucking millions of other men, your shoes go there instead (yes it takes slightly more work because you have to completely remove your pants)
- shitting is faster and better this way because your colon is actually open or something idk
im chinese american and I guess most don't sit this way but I've done it this way my whole life, I honestly don't remember when I started but I guess it just seemed cleaner to me when I was a kid
>>3470971
like this in case you were having trouble visualizing
>>3473125
the throne is prepared
>>3477917
you are still bleeding out of your ass
>>3477841
where is the shit op
>>3492088
why not bump with your shit
>>3456327
let me gues... you are a fucking real faggot, that's the only reason to shit blood and like it...
>>3499731
you guesed correct... I'm a fucking real faggot.
