First 24 participants.
Junkrat
Link
>>3415371
Quicksilver
Shalashaska
>>3415371
Naoe Yamato
Eggman-kun
YOUKAIS DID ORLANDO
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Wendy
Squid Girl
>>3415371
Rika
Okada
Neptune's Ass
Koyomi Araragi
Izaya and Birbs
Number 6
>>3415396
>Kissu
THE CRIMSON DEMON
Vic Viper
>>3415384
Hows the code fgt?
Marcus Holloway
Lord Beerus
>>3415386
>>3415348
My on-foot survivability, that pistol I got a little while back.... And I always manage to find something or another to improve with every loss.
The Flashing Buttoner
Yukkuri Reimu
Benny Goodman
>>3415413
Can we ban this cancer?
>>3415419
DIN
DU
NOTHIN
>>3415431
Kill yourself.
>>3415410
>>3415416
It's getting there. I have a decent amount of events except for the bloodbath and feast events.
>>3415431
>Muh fillers are cancer
>>3415371
Aussa
Clank the B1
Ludwig
>>3415435
WE
>>3415371
Suwako Moriya
>>3415448
WUZ HAKERS AN SHIT
>>3415422
Well those are some pretty good reasons, sorry for not guessing those. I sometimes fail to catch up in time when it's about stuff like this.
>>3415450
ribbit
>>3415451
>Yin
Clawdia
>>3415412
I want to fuck this autistic mage/wizard.
>>3415464
Fuck off
It's kero~
>>3415485
Looks good.
>>3415472
>>3415423
>>3415485
Swap.
>>3415478
Banned.
One more.
>>3415485
Pretty good, let's begin
>>3415494
Um? Thank you! Don't know why you did it but thank you nonetheless!
>>3415499
KAZUICHI SOUDA!
>>3415485
I got the feelin' you don't want me in, anyhow. Give it there, wouldja please?
>>3415444
>>3415450
Or just the next in line, if you'd prefer.
>>3415485
I think it's going to be fine, and I've to take a new photo because that one seems to get messed up a lot.
>>3415510
You're welcome.
>>3415455
Eh. I am pretty defenseless outside the tank, admittedly.
G UNIIIIIIIIIIT
>>3415540
...Wha?
>>3415553
X GONE GIVE IT TO YA
3415511
No one reply to the anime girl.
No one swap the anime girl.
>>3415556
>from your files
that's illegal for a website to do
>>3415556
>forces a pic from your comp
Yeah, that's not how it works. 4chan would be in a lot of shit over that.
If there aren't anymore requests, we will begin shortly.
>>3415556
Lets see if your theory works
>>3415528
Wait a second!
>he disappears for a single second but instantly appears again
Take these with you.
>he throws a taser, pepper spray and a tactical shield to the ground
Don't ask where I got these from. You wouldn't like the answer.
>>3415587
>one off
Adachi?
>>3415556
Not really.
>>3415587
OH FUCK I TOTALLY DIDNT CHOOSE THAT!11!!!111
>>3415563
I'm not an anime girl, I'm an anime boy. Get it right next time.
>>3415388
>pushes back into the ocean
We begin.
>>3415556
testing
H-Hello, everyone. It sure is hot, isn't it?
>>3415485
Good luck, everyone!
>>3415627
>>3415627
It's lighter to carry...
>makes the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night
>>3415627
Later~
>he speeds off
>>3415633
Yo! Its about to rain actually.
>>3415647
Well played. I am now triggered.
>>3415633
It's hot everyday when you're stuck in a garage with no air conditioning.
>>3415633
I'd call it more like normal or medium. Not too hot and not too cold. Perfect for a little... running, maybe? I don't know. I usually never go out.
>>3415627
You may take your time right now to point and laugh at the only person to die right from the beginning.
>>3415680
What a loser !
>>3415600
>She flinches briefly, taking an unconcious step back
...Huh. Do you really think I'm able-bodied enough to carry that giant thing around? Besides, I've got this.
>She unholsters a strange, somewhat boxy-looking pistol
>>3415633
It's tolerable, with how much it's been raining.
>>3415680
>>3415696
Thanks Boss
>>3415680
This is rigged. My squid effect tells me so ~de geso.
>>3415687
You're the loser ~de geso!
>>3415707
Shut up and watch me win.
>>3415696
I won't do it unless you show me some proof.
>>3415707
Inkvade him!
>>3415626
Hi an-
>>3415658
Oh, good. That should cool things off a little.
>>3415663
Do you have anything cold to drink?
>>3415675
Taking a brisk walk on a day like that would be nice..
>>3415693
I wish it'd rain over Luin already. I don't know how much more of this heat I can take.
>>3415693
A gun can't protect you from getting hurt, dumbass. Except if you can shoot your attacker's bullets with it midair. That'd be pretty badass.
>>3415696
Some jackass walked next to you and used a penny to scratch you?
>>3415719
I want to inkvade squid girl's de gesos.
>>3415696
I believe I'm going to be killed by one of them soon an-
Why am I talking to a butt....
>>3415730
He'd probably a better protector...
>>3415730
W-What? Where did she go?
>>3415730
That heat is killing me...
i want to lick squid girl's boots
>>3415729
Not really. You know, sitting in my basement would be nicer.
>>3415730
I don't have time to deal with this right now, I have important... X-Men things to take care of!
>>3415715
I'm goink to put a curse on you that makes you lose ~de geso.
>>3415719
Not right now ~de geso.
>>3415730
>>3415755
It's already workink ~de geso...!
>>3415764
...Why ~de geso?
>>3415729
I don't know how people can live without air conditioning, typically....At least the cold is a bit easier to tolerate.
>>3415730
Damn it...damn it all....
>>3415734
Yeah, but this thing'd weigh me down too much, what do I look like, a knight or something? The taser and the spray...well, I've already got a better personal weapon, I'd prefer keeping mobile, anyways.
...Plus, I'm pretty sure it could just melt anything it collided with midair.
>>3415730
I want squid girl to ink all over my face.
>>3415729
I have some soda, but it's gonna cost ya to drink some of it.
>>3415772
Cause.
>>3415772
Why don't you eat you stupid shrimps and stop talking ?
>>3415779
Thanks Mokou
>>3415779
Alright, now let's get this off of you before someone sees you like this.
I got some drinks for you guys and gals.
>>3415779
>draws on Izaya with lipstick
>>3415779
Someone else take my shift, I want to sleep some more.
>>3415774
Melt in mid air? You sure you got a gun and not a phaser by accident?
>>3415779
That's something I need a lot of. Luck.
>>3415783
Again, why ~de geso?
>>3415789
That doesn't make any sense at all ~de geso.
>>3415793
Why don't you shut up and lose already ~de geso...
>>3415730
I'm gonna feed my little penguin nigga with some tasty fish.
>>3415815
Both requests are impossible to me, fish.
>>3415779
>>3415795
>>3415801
A-Am I pretty?~
>>3415779
>>3414433
Aw... Okay, see you.
>>3414456
That was what I did too.
Don't know why I'm so late.
>>3415767
Well, I guess that's fine if that's how you want to spend your day.
>>3415774
Oh yeah, I agree. I'd prefer it to be cold than hot.
>>3415784
Oh, I don't want any. I was just wondering if you had something to cool you off in that garage.
>>3415799
No thanks! I actually just had something to drink.
>>3415812
I never said it fired bullets.
>She points it at the ground and it fires a brief blue bolt, letting out the distinctive chirp of a blaster pistol
Got it from a guy called Boba Fett.
>>3415815
What kind of inkvader dosent accept willing servitude?
>>3415830
I sleep and you take care !
>>3415830
Same, dude. Same.
>>3415830
You could say I'm pretty hot, right? Hehehe...
I'll just run to the ocean now.
>>3415627
>autistic mage games
>tributes find dildos
coincidence?
>>3415799
Comedy 2017
>>3415828
Sure... I don't understand beauty....
>>3415830
Wh-what?
What's up, everybody?
How's everybody with the new EventManger?
I'm having a blast!
>>3415825
The host doesn't like me so they're probably goink to rig it for you anyways ~de geso...
>>3415841
Willink servitude isn't supposed to be weird ~de geso.
>>3415833
Oh yeah, I keep that stuff stocked up. It's the only drink a mechanic should drink while on the job.
>>3415865
Should I care ?
>>3415862
It's the tops, m8. I'm having loads of fun with it.
>>3415847
>>3415830
I'm going to wake you up at 3AM.
>>3415882
That wouldn't count as a win anyways ~de geso!
>>3415799
>The state of comedy right now
>>3415828
>
Beautiful.
>>3415833
>Emil
Oh my!
I never knew you were in this, too!
You little cutie!
How's Marta?
>>3415892
It will for me
>>3415886
I'll kill you
>>3415833
Yeah, I can see that. And this Boba Fett guy sounds familiar, but I just can't remember why. About some movie that came out this year... whatever.
>>3415833
What else would I do on a day like this? Go out and be productive? If you wanted that from me you'd sound like my mom.
>>3415894
>looking to /hg/ to make you laugh
>>3415908
It doesn't matter because I put my curse on you anyways. You're goink to lose ~de geso.
>>3415909
OK... Probably some Republic supporter...
>>3415856
I did nothing wrong to deserve such treatment.
>>3415909
Dad, could you not ?
>>3415924
You're not a witch
>>3415927
Why do the tributes find dildos in your arena? can you explain that?
>>3415921
>implying watching people argue isn't funny
>>3415921
what I just got to look at you for a good laugh
>>3415908
You're too slow for that.
>>3415909
What are you pair of idiots do-
>>3415833
For one, machinery tends to work better....
>>3415912
Huh? I wouldn't know, I don't have much association with the outside world. I guess he could have a movie made about him or something.
>>3415933
You shouldn't underestimate me ~de geso.
>>3415935
>he doesn't know
>>3415935
I did not create this.
>>3415959
>>3415960
You should do another curse
>>3415938
>>3415950
>It can be, but everything else is stale memes and dumb shit
>>3415942
There's nothing funny about my face.
>>3415959
L-Lewd...
>>3415957
My memory's been a little messy since I came here, so I'm pretty sure it'll take some time for it to catch up to me.
>>3415966
Curses don't happen instantly you know ~de geso.
>>3415871
Good. It'd be pretty unbearable trying to work when you're sweating all over everything.
>>3415906
M-Marta? She's doing pretty good. Wait, who is this? And why'd you call me cute?
>>3415912
Oh no, I'm not trying to tell you what to do. Sorry if it sounded like that.
>>3415957
I wouldn't know. I don't really use machines that aren't rheiards.
>>3415978
They don't happen at all
>>3415974
>Agreed.
>>3415959
Never underestimate a droid...
I want to find a dildo in the autistic mage
>>3415974
I never said anything about your face. someones insecure.
>>3415979
Well, your voice, your hair.
Everything makes ya cute!
>>3415985
You should just accept you've already lost ~de geso.
>>3415959
>>3415991
>>3415993
This belongs to that one Asakura, not me. Take it up with her.
>>3416004
Pray to me.
>>3416003
>>3416004
I'm still in the game though
>>3416004
Who's The-
>>3415979
Not really. Sweating and getting dirty is all apart of bein' a mechanic!
>>3415992
My face is handsome! HANDSOME!
>>3415979
Doesn't matter, but you said you like walks. I suppose that's why you're here right now, no?
>>3415979
...NO clue what those are at all.
>>3415976
It's not too big a deal, either way, I'd say.
>She places the blaster back where it was
I tend to just run away when attacked, though, myself...when I'm on foot, I mean.
>>3416015
Not for much longer ~de geso...
>>3416018
Then it should be no problem getting Miss Sonia right?
>>3416030
What's going to happen ? Fishes are going to fall down the sky and attack me ?
>>3416034
I already have Miss. Sonia within my grasp. Y-You'll see! You'll all see, dammit! She WILL be mine!
>>3416024
Ohh yes. Running away is my speciality. Pretty sure it's the only thing I'm really good at, so I know how you feel.
>>3416004
>>3416002
R-Really? Thank you, it's really nice to hear that.
>>3416018
Well I guess that's true since almost all mechanics just stay in one spot working on machines all day.
>>3416022
Not really. I'm actually here to fight.
>>3416024
Oh, it's a machine that can carry someone and fly them around to pretty much anywhere in the world. It's pretty handy to have.
>>3416043
That just sounds dumb ~de geso.
>>3416048
mmm hmm go get em tiger. I'll be here laughing
>>3416051
Well, your case is a bit...extreme, don't you think?
>>3416068
...Huh. That sounds oddly-specific, actually. I don't know how reliable that sounds, either.
>>3416075
That sounds like something you would do
>>3416053
>>3416068
Woman love seein' a man get dirty. You should think about making yourself a mess when you're around one. It shows you're a hard workin' man that brings bread to the table.
>>3416077
You sure you'll be laughing when we eventually get married? It won't be funny then.
>>3416092
I wouldn't do somethink stupid like that ~de geso.
>>3416093
Could you not touch me ?
>>3416093
Kitty no
>>3416068
Fight? Who're you going to fight? I hope you'll say something along the lines of your inner demons, like in a comic book!
>>3416091
I'd prefer to use the word uncanny but it kinda is. You already saw that I'm kinda faster than your Avarage Joe.
>>3416107
You wouldn't do something intelligent neither
>>3416106
Yeah I will. I never been to a clown wedding before, so Im sure it will have some laughs.
>>3416137
My inktelligence is a lot bigger than a human's ~de geso!!
>>3416093
T-This situation just got uncomfortable really quick...
>>3416156
Hey Paul, nice suit!
>>3416130
At least in your case, the faster you can move, the harder you can hit something.
>>3416162
N-nice swimsuit
>>3416156
There's nothing clown-ish about it. We're goin' to have a royal wedding with a ton of cake, soda, and money.
>>3416161
I'm coming for you !
>>3416162
You don't have any diploma
>>3416161
>>3416194
I know ~de geso.
>>3416212
Humans won't let me into their schools, so how could I have one ~de geso?
>>3416224
Y-You wouldn't hurt me would you?
Who would look after all the birds if I died?
>>3416224
Look man, we both saw how crazy the rest are. We gotta stick together.
>throws a cum stained blanket over the head of poster below and runs away laughing
>>3416186
Im Marcus you dill weed.
>>3416196
More like a wedding in some cheap Las vegas chapel. Do her parents know?
>>3416224
T-this is a nice song...
>>3416236
Make your own
>>3416189
More like it's hard to miss something or anything. When I go full speed demon mode, it's like everything is in slow mo.
>>3416224
...
WINNER NEXT
>>3416244
>chases anon with a chainsaw and eats his liver
>>3416244
>>3416247
Now THIS is comedy!
And yeah, of course her parents know, Why wouldn't they?
>>3416247
oh, sorry man
Let's have dinner somewhere
Can you get us a seat at Dorsia?
>>3416269
T-that's wrong but I have to make a choice
>>3416269
we all already know izaya is an expert at this stuff
betting on izaya
>>3416091
Rheiards are pretty reliable as long as there's plenty of mana to make them work.
>>3416106
This friend of mine actually says I look better when I'm all clean and stuff, so I think I'll just stick to doing what I usually do.
>>3416130
I'm not here for anyone in particular. I just want to see if I can win here and get stronger.
>>3416248
>>3416269
One slide left. I hope you enjoy second place ~de geso.
>>3416269
>>3416311
>>3416306
Thanks for the curse
>>3416250
Well, at least your perception of time slows with your speed...still, it's just how it works, at least last time I checked.
>>3416305
Aaaand they're magic.
>She groans in annoyance
>>3416269
>>3416311
>>3416305
Your friend is wrong. It's much better looking like you just got off work than looking like some newborn baby.
>>3416311
Good game, Ocelot.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3416283
So they know that she is marrying a clown? Wow buddy I want to know what kind of favors you pulled.
>>3416286
Not this week. I have a lunch appointment with Van patten at Hubert's today and my schedule is full. Maybe next week.
>>3416311
>>3416311
>>3416316
Thanks for the rigged game ~de geso.
>>3416311
Congratulations, Ocelot.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3416329
Alright then Marcus, I'll see you at the office , good night
>>3416335
Keep in mind that the winner is also the only person who laughed at the abomination that died in the bloodbath.
Do with that information what you will.
>>3416329
Listen here jerkwad, I'm a mechanic, not a clown. If you want a clown then go find Gundam or Hajime.
>>3416335
I feel like Ocelot wins too much, but congrats anyways.
>>3416354
Thanks for hostin', idiot mage.
>>3416335
Hmh. Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3416305
Well, that's a simple reason to come around here. Nothing else besides that?
>>3416311
>>3416335
Congratulations, old cowboy guy.
>>3416318
My perception of time, my reflexes, everything comes with my speed. My body heals faster and all that neat stuff. It's like getting 10 different powers with one mutation.
>>3416354
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3416318
You don't like magic?
>>3416322
She said that I look more like a handsome knight in shining armor when I'm not dirty though.
>>3416354
Thanks for hosting
>>3416354
Thank you for this game or something like that.
>>3416324
>>3416335
>>3416339
>>3416369
>>3416370
>>3416371
Thank you and thanks for hosting !
>>3416338
Loser
>>3416354
Shut up ~de geso.
>>3416382
It was rigged. It doesn't count ~de geso.
>>3416377
You're gonna make me puke with this kind of talk. Clean, cute guys aren't for woman who're lookin' for a real man.
>>3416345
Night, oh and make sure to tell Price that Paul Allen is no longer handling the Fisher account.
>>3416369
You a clown mechanic? I wonder how that works. I mean you can try to fool me but that hair is just screaming clown to me.
>>3416371
And here I am with...nothing but being good with technology. Yaaay.
>>3416377
"Hate with a passion" is more like it.
>>3416397
Die.
>>3416397
You don't have any proof of that, loser
>>3416421
>>3416423
That's all the confirmation I need ~de geso.
kamina please come back
>>3416437
Go back where you came from, no one likes you here, loser
>>3416411
Well, at least you don't have to be on the lookout for people who want to lynch you just because you live. That's something to be happy about.
>>3416405
That hair you're talkin' about is supposed to make me look like a punk, not a clown!
>>3416453
That's not true ~de geso.
