/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #70
Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, kobolds, snakes, sharks, and reptile folk on top of other scaly things are welcome. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.
Please avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, try to keep things fresh and post other content.
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You may enjoy a collection of scaly-related smut and other relevant items of interest here, of which you are also free to contribute to:
>http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc
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>http://desustorage.org/trash/thread//3388137
Today's featured image is Aeon Calcos as how he looks in Soul Calibur V. In that game his character model makes him probably one of the most well-detailed lizardmen in video games, but too bad that he and the rest of the cast are overshadowed by the game's rather impressive character creator.
Topic of the thread: What kinds of scalies would make for the most unique sex scenarios?
>TotT
Dragons, particularly ones with shapeshifting spells. Plus there's the whole "sex while flying" thing.
>TotT
Imagine having sex with a Zinogre, male or female. The sound of electricity being charged mixing in with their moans of pleasure as they lose control of it, too busy enjoying the moment. And as soon as they climax, a burst of thunder envelops their body, giving you a rather nasty shock as you too release. And there's probably going to be a few fulgurbugs flying around them too, hope they don't bite!
>>3413651
are you the anon who wrote those monster hunter tf fics
>>3413706
Nope.
>>3413272
To the scaly_trash pastebin Anon:
The entry for Embers in the Dark by Zauberelefant is missing a link to the corresponding paste.
The link in question: http://pastebin.com/3JuDQcWF
The new Oglaf has a T-Regina.
I want to be a dragon's property!
So, about that secret skype group you guys are hiding from me.....
>>3414702
You need to be initiated before you can join.
>>3414661
Sexual dimorphism, at least in birds, is actually an evolved trait pretty much all of the time. Regardless of if it's a size difference, brightly-colored plumage, or only males singing, looking at evolutionary trees reveals that it's most likely that early birds did not have sexual dimorphism.
Maybe humans will undergo more severe dimorphism by a few thousand years in the future.
>>3414702
Get a sharpie/vivid and write '/scaly/' on your dick along with a timestamp, then post it here.
>>3414702
>>3414691
I feel ya
>>3413651
>>3415138
Have the lingerie edit
Evening, /scaly/.
>>3416667
Hello, brah.
>>3416667
Evening, Anon.
>>3416667
Good afternoon, near-supersatan. How's Europe?
>>3416727
Oh fuck, I damn near got quads.
And as it stands, battling Jamals and Adolfs at the same time.
>>3417139
Tell me I'm the only one disinclined to fuck anything that is predominantly black and red.
Especially this "supposed to look like blood but ends up resembling wine" red.
reminder that the only good lizards are flat and have a cloaca
>>3417563
>>3417602
>this will never be a reality
>>3417563
but thats just your opinion
>>3417563
What do you think of these lizards
>>3417825
Perfect lizard butt.
>>3417988
absolutely perfect
>>3416667
Howdy
>>3417563
Objectively correct.
Well, most of the time.
>>3418136
I'd accept, but I can talk to her too, though.
>>3417988
>>3413651
>filename
I always knew that the shitposters saying that would be huge furfag themselves.
>>3421740
Was thinking about playing this but it seems extremely short and rather flimsy/meta/non-romance. Is it?
>>3417563
No.
>>3421798
Maybe
>>3421806
yes
>>3421837
Ha
>>3421907
Nope. Opinion discarded.
>>3422282
He posted pictures, you didn't. His win.
>>3422443
>He posted pictures
Here's a picture for you.
Guys, I'm seriously in need of scaly dicks
>>3422593
I don't play video games.
>>3422643
I might have a few.
>>3422643
>>3422643
always a good one
>>3422643
Same 2bh
Big gay dragons
also holy fugg the entire board just vanished for a bit
Hey
Hey anon
Psst
Pssssst
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...smelly cloaca.
>>3424082
[lewdspoiler]musk is my fetish[/lewdspoiler]
>>3424098
>>3413651
>tfw no zinogre to dominate you on the floor, sit on your face and rub his musky sheath on you until all those pheromones rewire your brain into full homo
Why did I have to be straight, why god?
>>3424161
not sure if memeing but as much as I love boys being homo has brought on some of the worst moments of my life
just saying you probably shouldn't wish for it
>>3424161
>rewire your brain into full homo
Straight to gay is the hottest shit ever. Also, nothing's really stopping you from being bi for scalies if you already find yourself getting turned on by males.
>>3424161
Girl scales have cloaca too.
And they can even lay eggs and get impregnated
>>3425093
>when people people fantasize about being raped
But that's not ironic, it's just a romanticized version of rape that plays out in their fantasies.
>>3425093
I thought that's dubcon
>>3424161
You're on /trash/, why don't you post the full image? I know sheaths on anything reptilian look kinda iffy but still
>>3426694
Was sheathes, or sheaths? Whatever, here's the other Iggi one.
>>3426717
And their Stiggy Ziggy to round it off, I gotta do other things.
>>3420915
Ones with taste, it seems.
>>3426728
No, I won't be going anywhere.
>>3426910
>you
>the joke
Whooooosh...
>>3426954
Oh I got it, but jokes are supposed to be funny.
>>3426771
>hating on zinny
>taste
library snek is here to remind you that it's better to feed the sneks than to feed the trolls
would you curl up with library snek in her bookfort?
>>3427160
No, snakes are gross.
>>3427160
I want to feed her all the bookworms.
>>3427160
Why not feed the trolls to the snek?
And yes, I absolutely would
>you will never lay back in her coils, a pile of books around the both of you
>she will never use you as a hotrock, and you use her as a blanket, for maximum comfy during book time
>you will never share coffee and biscuits as you both discuss the literary merits of whatever random books you take off the shelves
>>3427271
You take that back
>>3427160
I want to snuggle library snek all day and read books together.
>>3427881
I'd assume they'd like all kinds of books, if they're human-enough in their mannerisms and thought.
>>3427881
High fantasy and anthropological texts about native populations.
>>3427961
You're thinking of this snegg.
>>3428053
Rismic commissioned that snek and this one both.
>>3428131
It is. Dude really liked TF stuff too.
Well I'm sad now. Must post cute.
>>3428368
>>3428382
>>3428398
>>3428368
>>3428414
>>3428412
>>3428368
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LHYTXwV1UpY
>>3428484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bno-qsnbUA
>>3427056
More referring to the 'shitposter' part of his post.
What's with all the /v/-tier arguing from the past few threads anyway? Apart from it being summer that is. It just contributes nothing.
>>3428368
>>3429474
>it being summer
But it's winter.
>>3429634
Guess the aussies have more time to shitpost then
>>3429661
No, really. People who use the summer argument like it's real are fucking retarded.
>>3429745
There might be some hint of truth to it, but yes it's grossly exaggerated
>>3429745
Regardless, we've had too many shitposts recently in this fine general.
>>3429906
No, there's no truth to it in the least.
>>3430235
>Jewish Dragon
Oy Gevalt!
I guess those Jews really are serpents after all :^)
>>3430660
>>3430235
Well, use of the term would've had to go into being for a reason in the first place, regardless of the problem's scale. These days the culture's continued obsession of using summer has ironically made things worse.
>>3430750
Getting a bit quiet. How is everybody's day?
>>3431933
I just got outta bed.
>>3422579
Okay real talk, what is the purpose of that? Is it supposed to be cleaning the seat or something?
>>3432142
That and a design flaw.
I spent too much time on this.
>>3432409
No background edition
>>3427553
That description is maximum comfy
Also, on another note,
What would you offer a dragon who has everything?
>>3434248
Dosh can't buy you pure love
>>3434248
The obvious answer is [spoiler]food[/spoiler].
[spoiler]t. /vore/[/spoiler]
>>3434248
Does he have the succ?
>>3434293
>Hemidickjob
I need more of this in my life
>tfw no snake to force you to deep throat them as their tail drives deep into your ass
Truly suffering
>>3434293
R E M O V E
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>>3434532
Is this an Advent guy or is X-COM going full monster hunter
>>3434556
"Let me tell you about chryssalids"
>>3434682
Or looks like the face of a man sliding down the throat of a snake.
He knows this doesn't matter, nothing matters
>>3434708
One fucked up looking snake, then.
>>3434471
Don't remind me.
>>3434759
>>3431451
>use of the term would've had to go into being for a reason in the first place
Why do you think that? This place runs of misinformation. Someone gives a shitty excuse to blame shitposting that's the same shit as it's always been and everyone picks it up like its a fact.
It's like you need to live in the southern hemisphere to notice it.
>>3434944
Amazing
>>3434944
>>3434944
>day 31, the Viper squad I have infiltrated still do not realize my deception
>>3434944
What a thrill
>>3435175
>>3435269
>>3435412
>>3435532
>>3435712
>All at once, it was as if a hundred thousand vorephiles broke out into a great sweat, and were suddenly silenced
>>3435712
Find the most retarded scaly OC donut steel you can find and post it here
>>3435712
And I thought Heart of Darkness was turning children into vorefags.
>>3435911
Have a rushed as fuck template
>you will never make a snake-lady orgasm simply because you're soft and hairy
>>3436030
>soft and hairy
>not because you're soft and warm
>>3436057
Either way, you'll never make a snake-lady orgasm :(
>>3436030
Is the drawfag who draws this character still around? I've lost track.
>>3436030
>you will never be woken in the middle of the night by snek roommate who says their electric blanket broke and she needs you for warmth
>>3436093
Come to think of it, how warm is a snake penis in comparison to a human penis?
Would a snake be fascinated by how warm the human penis is, or how long it stays warm?
>>3436101
Don't think so, found this one on tumblr.
>>3436173
http://carniscorner.tumblr.com/post/145820262333/sofluffy
>>3436118
>that scenario
f-fuck
>>3436269
>you will never try to hide your raging erection as she presses into you and coils around your body
>>3436330
>she'll never rest her head on your bulge since it's the warmest part of your body at that moment
>>3436432
>she will never giggle at how it pulses and twitches
>>3436472
>she'll never constrict you as much as possible in order to get every last bit of heat
>you'll never be trapped in bed until almost noon the next day, when the sun has finally warmed her up enough for her to get moving again
>>3436118
>>3436330
>>3436432
>>3436472
>>3436543
>>3436188
>Being cold-blooded, Sarissa can’t really go outside in winter. But with a thick sheet of protective clothing and just the right kind of weather, she may be tempted to catch a few rays…or snowflakes.
Size diff
>>3434248
Sex with cuddles after
Raspberry
blueberry
cherry
i just realized that attaching an image to your post actually lowers the repost timer on /trash/ instead of the other way around #wow #whoa
grape
cloudberry
I wonder how those taste.
Artist: http://gaudibuendia.deviantart.com/
>>3437252
Best one. Looks pretty damn plausible.
>>3437298
>I wonder how those taste.
Cloudberries are very juicy, and they taste a bit like a cross between a raspberry and a red currant. They are fairly tart when you eat them raw.
/r/ Nargacuga
>>3438125
Barely counts as scaly, anon. Only the chest is scales and no fur.
Zinogre is already pushing it since most fanart, specially anthro versions just turn it into a blue wolf.
But have one anyway. Pretend it's face-sitting.
>>3438509
>you want it, don't you? Wanna hunt all this hundred pound ass and pussy, don'tcha? Well come and get it~
>>3438569
Fine, have another. But I'm not posting more nargas on /scaly/.
>Lunastra is my favorite monster
>there's hardly anything of her
>she didn't return with Teostra in the newer games because lol3DScartridgelimitations
Suffering.
>>3438951
>>3438972
>>3438951
If you want to make something look bad, don't make it sexy and appealing.
>>3439146
>>3439211
>>3439249
And now a couple of shitty ones.
>>3439256
>>3439266
humans please go and stay go
>>3439372
I just like Luna that much, anon. I'm well aware that monstergirls are shit tier and praised by cancerous fucks.
>>3439484
Indeed, monstergirls are shit and for plebs who can't handle an actual monster but I will make an exception for Luna.
>>3439602
>>3439660
>>3439674
wait, I just realized that most I've been posting is already on e621.
Oh well. Sorry. Finishing up with /ss/.
>>3439735
That's quite alright, most of my shit seems to have vanished and I didn't even think to hit up e621 again. Thanks again friendo.
>>3439735
>that censor
Hahaha, fuck me.
Need more snakes please.
>>3440019
Wasn't this posted last thread?
>>3440581
So has anything GOOD come out of E3?
Besides good news for anyone with an XBone looking forward to ScaleBound.
>>3440957
Dishonored 2 looks neat, Fe could be good, I enjoyed Grow Home so I'm looking forward to Grow Up... But that might be it, so far.
Effort
>>3438951
>3DS cartridge limitations
>Carts can have up to 8GB capacity
>MH3U and MH4U only took up ~2.6 on a 4GB cartridge
>MHX/Gen is 1.7GB
Nah, it's just capcom being capcom.
>>3441353
Damn nigga, they advertised only 4GB several E3's ago back when the 3DS wasn't yet a thing. Surprised to hear it can accept up to 8GB. Also surprised MH4U is only 2.6GB when Freedom Unite was around 4.7GB. I would have expected MH4U to have pushed the limitations of the cartridge but no, they're just incredibly lazy. I don't know why I expected otherwise.
>>3441408
UMDs could only store up to 1.8GB m8, Unite is just under 800MB
>>3441408
>expecting anything out of Ca$hcon
It's only a matter of time till MH falls totally under their franchise ruining ways.
>>3441504
They're already sweating since the series sales peaked out, which is probably why no game since Tri has settled on one direction to move forward in and resulting in whatever the hell you care to call what we have now.
Underwater did nothing wrong.
>>3441624
Now in color!
Very nice gal, I do like the forestry background, looks pretty complementary in color.
>>3441504
>only a matter of time
4U and X already came out, anon.
>>3441584
I agree. But the 3DS was fucking horseshit for it and that's where they are holding the series hostage.
>>3441475
Shit you're right, I remember downloading the game to my PSP memory stick years ago and it was a lot bigger than what it should have been. Took up a lot of space on my memory stick and I ultimately ended up buying the game because MS Pro Duos were expensive as high hell back then. No clue why it was hitting 4GB+ though, must have been some dumb antipiracy patch some scene kids did. This changes everything I previously believed.
>>3441584
I'm calling it, next big series shift will have either high altitude aerial or zero gravity fighting, screencap this post.
>>3441624
These are some really thick kobolds.
>>3441731
>But the 3DS was fucking horseshit for it and that's where they are holding the series hostage.
Not to mention blasting the once comfy fandom into a really shitty one.
>>3441800
>>3441731
I couldn't care less about brand loyalty or whatever but the 3DS was an awful decision. The resolution made all the nice details impossible to see inbetween all 20 of those frames per second. The ratio was ill fitted for MH too. The PSP screen was fine but playing MH on the 3DS practically gave me tunnel vision. I know the only other option for handhelds was the poorly selling Vita but still. Put it on consoles too or something.
>>3441800
Eh, they had done it before with the Wii and it could be argued that the PSP too even though the series took off after moving from the PS2.
Though I see a lot of autistic pokemon retards now shitposting like they did about pokemon in MH threads.
I think that MH is being too much of a recurrent topic with little new content posted.
Can't we move on to another game?
Picture NOT related. Everything that was to be talked about this game happened in the first couple of weeks since it came out.
>>3441943
Like, what about Endless Legend, that 4X game with a dragon faction?
Didn't an expansion come out less than a month ago, how was it?
>>3441943
Well uh
Skyrim Speshul Enhanced Edition sure looks good!
>>3442011
>>3442011
Haven't got a chance to play it yet, waiting for the summer sale.
>>3441943
How excited is everyone for the awesome new remake of Pete's Dragon?
>>3442680
>Drakken
>>>Balls
>>3442700
kill me
>>3442700
>>3442011
I haven't played the expansion with the moth people since I'm on a Stellaris Binge. From what I played of the original, I really enjoyed the battle system.
The fact that you place only one city in each "region" and expand from there is a great step up from the colony spam required of Civilization.
The quest system is fucking great and adds nice little distractions from from the main game.
Drakken are one of my favorite two races( The other being The Cultists).
Drakken are a real "play and wait" faction. While they have high HP and a great support unit from the Wyvern, they're main strength is amassing Diplomacy points thanks toand then going to war to take over a town, then force peace. You CAN just force alliances with everyone and win like that as well.
I've also won a fair share of games by forcing alliances and making massive trade networks, they're good for that too.
>>3443249
The fact expects are watching 'funny animal videos' to design a dragon and not just.... designing one is everything wrong with hollywood today summed up in one anecdote.
>>3434270
>/vore/
Man, if only those threads would stay alive longer than a day or two. I started the general around /scaly/ #16 or so, and we've had what, 12? At least 3 off which 404'd prematurely.
>>3436118
>>3436330
>>3436432
>>3436472
>she knows exactly what she's doing
>a flustered human is a warm human
>"Hey Anon, do you mind if I get a bit closer to all this heat you're giving off?"
>she pushes your shirt up with her tail, resting her surprisingly soft scales against your bare chest and midsection
>the end of her tail, adorably thin compared to the rest of her, winds between your legs
>"Thankssss. One last thing..."
>her forked tongue brushes gently against your face as she drags out that s
>she smiles, nearly invisible in the dark room
>you feel a tugging halfway down your body, unable to see past her thick coils
>sighing as she settles into place, she rests her head happily against your underpants, nestling between your thighs
>it is very hard to go to sleep that night
>it is very surprising you didn't ruin those underpants
>she's probably going to do it again
Well, assuming you wear shirt+pj bottoms when you sleep. I do.
>>3444730
Reading comprehension m8, they already had designed the dragon but watched those videos to get a proper feel for clumsy animal movement.
>>3445224
Unf.
>>3442088
I love tiddies!
Pic related is some tiddies with some nice muscleses :3
>>3445224
Such a shame that the last one ended with those great viper pics that shyguy did.
>greentext
Holy shit, I'm harder than adamantine right now.
>>3445224
>this will never happen to you
>there will never be the remotest chance of this happening to you
>there will never be the tiniest probability of this even being possible for anyone
>>3445999
Trips of despair...
Sadly confirm...
>>3446529
>>3414769
Not him but I'll do it later
>>3447382
I would as well, but I'm too much of a lazy shit to learn to edit exif data.
>>3441943
One series that doesn't get brought up often here is Pokemon, but it has its own dedicated threads and there was plenty of arguing about petty shit when Charizard was last brought up.
I think I've only ever started a thread with a Pokemon-related image once, don't think I'll do it again to avoid bringing in the kind of people we don't want.
Kind of up to you guys really.
>>3441943
I would say snayyks, but they're a bit played out as well.
>>3447631
>don't think I'll do it again to avoid bringing in the kind of people we don't want.
That's a very good idea.
>>3441943
MH related stuff ruins it for me, really tired of seeing it to be honest.
>>3441943
There's a lot of scales in Puzzles & Dragons.
>>3448262
Yeah, but there's even more waifushit.
The gameplay's not too bad. A bit lacking in variety after a while, though.
>>3448391
Anon. Dragons can be husbandos/waifus too.
>>3448258
I'll definitely still post something or two from it here but just new stuff.
Thinking of making a thread dedicated to it, otherwise.
>>3449466
Plus, plenty of monsters from it aren't scaly enough anyway.
>>3449310
Aww... wonder what it says.
>>3449646
I'm sorry that you see it that way, anon.
