General Pokemon discussion/porn thread.
Old thread >>255462
Post shit, writefag autistic shit about mating habits, sperg out about what you want to bang I really don't give a flying fuck I don't read any of it I just look at the pictures.
It's still weasel edition. It's always weasel edition.
I am of course incredibly biased.
A Floatzel is fine too.
>>340987
A buizel is better.
One more for the road.
>>341029
they all good as far as I see it
Fair warning, dicks incoming.
Dickposting has officially ceased.
Would it be possible to fuck a Sneasel or Weavile without it accidentally clawing you in half? Could it show restraint in the midst of passion?
>>342410
I'd suggest investing in oven mitts. Or chainmail.
![b64168f28f2c6bc72a79d9445c2a439f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZnhKx0q.jpg "b64168f28f2c6bc72a79d9445c2a439f[1].jpg")
>>342410
Just have your Sneasel or Weavile dull their claws; plus I'm sure it would show restraint if it truly loves you and doesn't want to cause you pain.
Poketraps.
slow down! these threads are supposed to last for days!
>>342858
Just let it happen bby~
>>342800
![250809c595059f9ce6434ee1607c1b95[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/o6otwWe.png "250809c595059f9ce6434ee1607c1b95[1].png")
>>342800
I like genderbent male meowstic.
There is a surprising amount of trap Meowstic
Going to dump some stuff from one of my favorite artists
>>343083
>Snivy
So perfect~
why is the sex with the smaller pokemon always shown as extremely intense and pretty violent where's the love here?
>>343143
I agree, there always needs to be more love.
>>343143
Likely because the people who draw it are also into the domination aspect of fucking something smaller than themselves.
Don't do shit for me though, if everyone isn't having fun then it's no good.
>>343143
You know when you have like a small dog and you want to pick it up and hug it really tight? I assume it's like that. But with fucking.
>>343177
>if everyone isn't having fun then it's no good.
This so much. Everyone enjoying themselves makes for the most arousing images.
>>343143
I'm fine with intense sex as long as the Pokemon is enjoying it
>>343333
Quads demand enjoyable sex.
>>343393
Enjoyable sex is the best.
>>343440
As damn well it should be.
slow down faggots! /trash/ is too slow for regular image dumps
>>343470
Hell yeah.
>>343559
Just let it happen, man.
>>343559
Shh. No tears now. Only dicks.
>>343559
There is nothing stopping me from making another thread when this one hits autosage. There's nothing stopping me from making more right now but that would be silly and stupid.
>>343588
Actually there is a second one up right now. But it's only for Shaymin.
Fuckin' elitist Shaymin.
>>343624
Yeah, I noticed that, but hey why not?
Wasn't me, though.
How long before someone dumps Ashchu for our collective viewing pleasure/disgust?
![cc264b5e1c3113b00d43afbd8bad8732[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qY541Qo.png "cc264b5e1c3113b00d43afbd8bad8732[1].png")
>>343624
Damn those guys and their stupid sexy Shaymin.
>>343839
Shamans are pretty sexy.
>Thrall gets posted
>Everyone stops dumping
Daym.
Has anybody ever sulked with their bare ass presented straight to their door? And wasn't simply asking for it to be fucked?
Never hug a Lucario from the front.
>>344192
>Has anybody ever sulked with their bare ass presented straight to their door?
I hav-
>And wasn't simply asking for it to be fucked?
Oh, never mind then.
>What kinda sex u want f a m
Just fuck my reproductive organs up.
>>343624
OP of Shaymin thread here, made the thread here so my thread on /vp/ wouldn't get filled with lewd and pruned by the mods. Also, Shaymin a best~
>>>/vp/24723903
Will happily contribute to the thread though since I'm already here though <3
>>344443
>>344464
>>344443
>Best
>Being anything other than Gengar
Them's fightin' words son.
>>344488
>>344489
Fight me then.
>>344522
Now when you say "fight", is that fight like "FIGHT!" or fight like "fight~"?
>>344546
I'd prefer the latter. ;)
>>344604
Thank god. I can't fight for shit.
>>344633
Heh.
Okay so question - A banette, lore wise, is a doll that was abandoned, got pissed off, and became a demonic toy monster ghost pokemon thing.
So if you leave it the box too long without visiting, will it get pissed at you too?
>>344672
It's specifically looking for the child that abandoned it, so I think its rage-poisoned mind can't really comprehend the irony of being in a Pokemon box post-possession.
Wish I could have a knot that thick stuffed deep inside me~
>>344781
Technically you can, but it's illegal in 38 states and 2 territories.
These threads give me massive boners and nostalgia for old /vp/ days.
Someone mention massive boners?
Off to bed, anons. Goodnight!
>>345036
good night faggot
/sl0ep tight pu 0pper by itself keeps getting called spam, fuck my favorite funny goofy haha gag
>>345036
G'night fag.
If I keep posting pokemon porn will I make friends
>>345220
Depends.
Why do you want friends?
>>345272
Sorta
would like irl furry friends
>>345284
Honestly, I pass.
I am so boring that all the people I have added eventually delete me/block me or we just see each other online all the time without actually talking about shit, cause NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
So perhaps you can find someone else.
>>345362
wasn't an invite, just a daydream.
>tfw never meet a decent looking, hygienic non-autistic boyfirend who shares the same interest as you
>>345524
>non autistic
>hygienic
kek.
I was about to mention that you would be jealous of my bf, because he actually is all of that. But he is still autistic, because he goes to double chan.
>>345362
>we just see each other online all the time without actually talking about shit, cause NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
This is why real life friends are good, because you can talk about random shit or news and play video games together while chatting shit up on skype because it's just fun to hang with 'em.
>>345664
I don't watch the news.
When I had friends before, I only hanged with them because of the fear of being alone.
I am a diagnosed schizophrenic (by a proper psychiatrist, and with second opinion to confirm) and it is normal for us to be that way, unattached to people.
I sometimes wonder what it would be to kill someone, just to see how it feels, out of boredom.
I already have helped a lot of people in my way and that has gotten boring as fuck by now.
I don't know what to do with my life anymore, so I think about stupid evil shit.
I remember my lesson that I shouldn't do it, but I am so tempted just to trvael the road to redemption again just to have something to do.
>>345897
>I am a diagnosed schizophrenic
I'm gonna take a wild guess here, but I think that's your problem with keeping friends rather than you being boring.
>>345930
I am actuallly very boring.
I have my own shop, so my work is like 15% cleaning and resupplying it, the rest of the time I am free to play games or do whatever in the computer.
I tried doing other things, but I can't deal with the bullshit people usually do. They start rumors, are envious and generally quite annoying to deal with. I prefer to be alone and just deal with people while pretending they aren't there.
>>346096
>They start rumors, are envious and generally quite annoying to deal with
Everybody starts rumors sometimes and everybody's envious of someone. I can't really help you though, as far as I know I've never been diagnosed with schizophrenia so I can't really relate to how you view people and relationships with them.
>>340931
>you will never throatfuck the shit out of a female mienshao
Kill me now
>>344817
pretty sure knots don't come that thick.
Anyone got feral ninetales or arcanine
>>346402
>>345362
I wouldn't count yourself out just yet. I managed to make two thanks to these threads.
[spoiler]Though I've kind of stopped on the Pokemon Are Real - Lewd Edition stuff since then.[/spoiler]
>>340931
>tfw we had three threads of variety OP
>now just weasels
I need moar Delphox
>>348110
To be fair, Mienshao's a pretty popular weasel.
Me, I'm always gonna be a Floatzel guy, regardless of which gender it is.
[spoiler]Though I still perfer mine to have a dick.[/spoiler]
>>348110
I did say I was biased.
But I don't intend to start every thread like this, I'm not one to run something into the ground and make it stale.
>>348110
No one expects the weasel inquisition!
>>348134
I gotchu, senpai. Would you prefer pussy...
>>348395
Seriously though I ain't gonna complain if people post more because I fucking love weasels, either gender's fine.
I do lean towards a female preference with Mienshao, but Floatzel I'm always waffling over which one I like more.
>>348457
...or dick?
(Sorry for the censoring; there is a severe lack of quality Delphox porn of either gender.)
>>348445
On that note, how does /trash/ feel about big n' subby males?
>>348457
Pussy >>>>> dick
>>348496
I am a big and subby male.
>>348501
As you wish, senpai.
>>348521
Oh really~?
>>348635
>The cock on that Samurott
Jesus
>>348639
You know it bby~
This is comfy thread.
>>348997
>deep rimming/muzzle-fucking
good taste/10, mang. Have some more sexy Char.
>>350075
It really is, senpai.
Might as well repost the prompt from the last thread.
>>350728
I don't think I could swing six, too much to spread around and emotions would start to get out of hand if anyone feels like there's not enough attention going their way.
Mienshao (f) if I'm going with one
Lucario (f) if we're taking it to two
That's all I'd want.
>>350771
The obvious answer is to engage in constant cuddling.
>>350771
As far as relationships, I'd say everyone shares. Easy enough to do with only two, but I'd probably have to step my shit up if I'm gonna keep up with two fighting types.
>>350728
I guess mine remains the same, but
Floatzel (M) for dicking
Typhlosion (M) for being dicked
Beartic (M) because gigantic ice dick
Slurpuff (M) because of sugary cocksucking (I'll elaborate if asked)
Minun (M) for fluffing the other teammates
I don't remember if I had a sixth.
>>350728
Assuming I have to pick six instead of just one or two, I might as well make them count.
-Weavile, female, first and foremost. She's the mate I lavish with berries, jewelry and soda, and she's the one I appeal to for loving snuggles and gentle lovemaking. She gets her pick of the rest of the pack, and she's at the queen at the top of the totem pole.
-Mienshao, female, as a loving maid. She services the rest of the Pokemon and myself for meal service and homemaking. She submits whenever a proposition is made, and will learn to love being the submissive partner.
-Blaziken, male, as my sensei and personal trainer. He remains distant from the rest of the pack to focus on meditation and training, and will silently encourage me to better myself and my discipline. He'll get his own Japanese chic garden, straw mats and all. The traditional sexual sensei relationship will ensue between both of us and any other Pokemon who wish to train under him.
-Lopunny, female, as a bar matron and mistress of the household. She acts as a bartender and can set up the parlor to her own tastes. Her sexual life is her own, thanks to her rabbit libido, and will probably jump the bones of whoever catches her eye first. That's going to be Mienshao's secondary job and the the job of...
-Feraligatr, male, groundskeeper and hired hand. If there's a job that needs heavy lifting, the Feraligatr will be called to arms. Available for quick meaty lays and the occasional ravishing, he'll be at Lopunny's side to keep her horny little mind in check.
-Froslass, female, gardener, shrine maiden and trainee of the group. She'll tend the grounds for Blaziken and will accept orders from anybody: despite being an ice ghost, she's the only one who will submit to Mienshao. She'll probably stick close to Blaziken, but she'll be more than happy to service me when needed.
That's probably a little anthro and a little too Japanese, but there you go. I may have been brainstorming that for a while beforehand.
so, /trash/ have you contributed to the goal of fulfilling every pokemon crack pair today?
there are so many still to make
>>350939
You had a chesnaught
>>351363
Okay, thanks. Have a Floatzel, fresh off of Pixiv.
[spoiler]Sorry it's not lewd.[/spoiler]
>>345568
> But he is still autistic, because he goes to double chan.
that's like 80% of trash
>>348266
sauce pls
>tfw braixen will never mount you
>>351771
A comic that nobody ever scanned. There's no actual lewd in it though and it's mostly just some suggestive looking images or simply drawn, cute comics.
>>350728
Stickin' with the A-Team over here.
Espurr is terrifying.
I want to unlock a Klefki!
>>352611
Then check Rout 16 and the Hotel.
>>350728
I wouldn't have six. It's way too hard to think of that many and be completely sure about all of them.
>Blaziken (F)
Probably my main lover. Tall, athletic, and powerful. That has some serious appeal.
Would fuck her often, in a variety of ways, and in a variety of situations (at home alone while bored, on the road to wherever while taking a break, etc.).
>Lopunny (F)
The kinky one for rough bouts of entirely carnal sex. Her small frame would be perfect for grabbing, embracing completely, and fucking mercilessly.
Would rival Blaziken very closely in how often I'd fuck her, if not overtake her occasionally.
>Gardevoir (F)
The more intimate lover. Sex with her would usually be more slow and gentle. A bit.
It would be less about having a quick orgasm (that'd be the lopunny's job) and more about making it lengthy and like having quality time together.
If they end up pregnant, I would consider switching from being a regular trainer to becoming a breeder.
That dick scares me.
>>352752
as it should
>>353176
will japs ever draw slow penetration, like damn
