/sug/ - Steven Universe General
NERF THIS! Edition
Previous thread: >>3372380
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>>3381774
Pearl
Why would you nerf something that is already bottom tier.
Lapis is my favorite and I love her, why do I like porn of her suffering it makes me feel bad.
>>>/int/60632392
>Pink.
Rose confirmed for manager.
What's the discord?
When will Peri get her fast fingers back?
Oh god, talking about sex slave pearls made me realize why pearls have such long noses
>>3381862
she's hard-nosed
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
did you know that pearl is a footfag?
>tfw Pearl will never be my gf
>>3381872
And long penises
I can only hope repetition isn't frowned upon
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
I just want you to know
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
There's always something scaring me
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
I'm afraid that you don't feel the same way
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
>>3381839
a chat for people who want to talk casually without the 4chan vibe.
just a place to relax
*wwarps into thread
>>3381903
so what is it
>>3381911
CEASE AND DESIST.
>>3381888
you should commit suicide anon, your life will only get worse and worse
>>3381911
I have no image to display my disgust for homosuck fans.
>tfw Jasperdemption will never be real
>>3381923
you think i dont know that
>>3381839
disgusting pedo chat
>>3381831
>still pretending Lapis doesn't like it
[spoiler] Lion around [/spoiler]
>>3381943
I need more Grasper in my life.
>>3381942
>implying /sug/ and HSG are not one and the same
>>3381920
It's a chat room
it has a few extra bells and whistles like sub rooms and the ability to mic chat.
>>3381943
This was really good. Got anything more like it?
>>3381980
i really dont think grasper will happen or SHOULD happen, but its a nice ship
>>3381877
Don't forget, I love you especially.
>>3381988
No, I'm not really a Jasper person, but I saved it because it was really good.
>>3381877
I love you and all that is you.
>>3381902
Sometimes the deepest emotions are conveyed by the most simple of words. Like so: I love you.
>>3381803
>>3381902
>>3382007
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>>3380582
Reminder: Lapidotfags are the most cancerous shippers of them all.
>CPH "Reminder." anon
>passive aggressive "mhm" anon
>not-so passive aggressive "-need to be gassed." anon
>lady of the sea/limbs
>>3381997
It probably won't be canon unless Sucrose expertly ruses everyone, but why shouldn't it be, I don't see anything wrong with it
>>3382042
t. Amedot shipper
>>3382042
I don't like lapidot but you and they need to take your asshurt back to /co/mblr where people give a shit
sweet waifu
>>3382044
eh it just doesn't really work out in the long term of the story
like i said its a nice idea though and i like seeing fanart of it
>>3382042
Why do you hate love, anon? Who hurt you?
>>3381980
it makes me laugh, not in the rude way, but this ship that never fails to lighten my mood
>>3382042
You need to be gassed, anon.
What if Laspis was a girl
>>3382096
CONNIE IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
STEVEN IS NOT FOR SEXUAL
CONNIE AND STEVEN ARE FOR SEXUAL TOGETHER AND NO ONE ELSE
>>3382116
But is not girl.
>>3382042
I love you. I'll never cease to love you.
>>3381911
So, gem classpect thread?
>Steven: Heir of Life
>Rose: Sylph of Space
>Pearl: Knight of Light
>Amethyst: Thief of Rage
>Garnet: Seer of Heart
>Sapphire: Seer of Time
>Ruby: Page of Heart
>Peridot: Mage of Mind
>Lapis: Witch of Void
>Jasper: Prince of Blood
Big storm in Michigan /Sug/. Ifdon't survive, keep shitposting.
>>3382042
Lapidot is way more common here on /trash/ than it was on /co/.
>>3382121
connie is definitely for sexual
>Rose's gem is where her bellybutton would be.
>Steven's gem is where his bellybutton would be.
>Bellybuttons are formed in fetal development from the umbilical cord.
>Steven's body formed around his gem.
>Steven carries his dead mother around with him via a still-attached umbilical cord that's also her physical body.
This is some Eva shit.
>>3382135
But if
Mods are an odd bunch.
>>3382151
This is almost perfect, my one edit would be that Rose would be a Sylph of Life, as she and Steven share lineage and a power of healing and plant growth.
>>3382154
Comfy monsoon here in Arizona.
Feels nice, anon.
>>3382183
Nah, Space. Space is the aspect of maternity
>>3382042
fuck off anon
>>3382183
Actually, wait, shit. Maybe Steven should be the space player and Rose should be the Life player
After all his name is Steven UNIVERSE and he is his own mom
>>3382182
>Deleting the last post in that thread hours after it archived.
>Reportedly issuing bans and warnings from threads that have been archived for hours or even days.
Are /co/'s mods actually factually autistic?
>>3382154
I live in Houston and we've been bombarded with on and off storms for the past month and a half. Down TX-6, part of the highway collapsed due to the flooding. We're surviving, but fearful.
I'll always have you in my heart, anon. Survive with me.
>>3382213
i was that last post and didn't get a ban or warning. they literally deleted it for themselves
There is only one ship
>>3381774
xth for JUNE 30TH PLEASE
btw fix up those embeds next time and make sure the previous thread actually links to the previous thread.
>>3377601
What does /sug/ think of this?
>>3382284
Rebuttal
>>3380983
>I'd prefered a pink/white dick, but this is fine too
Eh, made a Lapis version too, might as well throw in Steven.
So any new edit requests tonight now that 4chan stopped shitting itself?
>>3382154
We will keep firing until we've expended our last kilowatt.
>>3382310
eugh, every drawing of her by this artist is fucking disturbing
>>3382293
It'll be the 27th with a Stevenbomb
>>3382268
Wow, really? That's fucking hilarious, what the fuck.
>>3381831
That looks like a really good fuck, you're seeing suffering cause you want to see it
I'm off to work.
I hope I do you all some honor.
>>3382042
Problem is Peridot's too much of a slut.
>>3382310
>BD is made out of like 15 sapphires
The water is rising /Sug/. I'm seriously worried.
The water is rising /Sug/.
I'm seriously worried
>>3382397
See you when you return.
>>3382403
E-VAC-U-ATE
>>3381837
I'm glad we have a rosefag
>>3382403
pray to lazuli that she doesn't kill you
>>3382403
welp, there goes your lawn
>>3382466
Malachite and Peridot have the same color tongue
Did this get kicked off /co/ while i wasnt looking?
>>3382488
Yes. Last night
It's raining in MI. That water
>>3382488
no you should go make a thread for us
>>3382403
You're a frenchman dammit. Take that water and make something delicious from it!
>>3382488
Yes, hiatus and all
>>3382488
yep
>>3382500
It's probably safer to drink than your tap water.
>>3382500
I don't remember which one MI is
if it's michigan, you're already on top of a tower of rusted car parts, just move up a level
if it's minnesota, just add more syrup to make it largesota and maybe get some fries while you're at it
>>3382442
Rose really is great anon.
>>3382429
I don't live in Flint. I live out in the country. It's nice. Or it was
Daily reminder that Greg is evil.
>>3382429
Don't worry anon. Only dreams now
So now that I've apparently a lesbiphobe I guess I can't really post that headcanon about Rubies being non-binary
>tfw SU predicted Russia's fall of 4chan
Is rebecca a master of meme magic?
>>3382622
do it faggo
>>3382622
Tumblrfags like to call all the gems nonbinary, so I don't think they'd mind that.
>>3382628
>florida's next
save me
>>3382608
don't you dare slander this good man
>>3382669
Move to a better state, I hear Utah is nice if you like guns and don't mind Mormons
>>3382622
If rubies are nonbinary then I demand a gayer ship
>>3382629
nah, I'm waiting till my gem location analysis is posted on tuesday to say anything else, and I'm already pushing the envelope as it is by mentioning that the pearls have slave mentalities. Now that the whole site is pissed at me, even mentioning something controversial is going to get me targeted
>>3382665
They're all nonbinary, they just so happen to all present as female and use feminine pronouns you queerphobic bigots :^)
>>3382284
Poly is wrong.
>>3382669
She looks pretty Picasso here.
>>3382706
Amydot??
nah, I see peridot as completely genderless so that's still not gay enough.
Pearlmethyst?
Power is out now.
I've been posting on my phone.
>>3382718
>I'm already pushing the envelope as it is by mentioning that the pearls have slave mentalities
Do you have anything written up about this? I love reading about pearls.
>>3382777
>pearls have slave mentalities
aren't pretty much all gems slaves to the diamonds
pearls are just direct servants to the diamonds, they're more like handmaidens or even just secretaries
>>3382442
we need more comics
>>3382756
I was thinking PearLapis
Undeniable Fem/Fem
>>3382678
>>3382777
It's mentioned in my gem location analysis, but that's queued till tuesday. I checked and it doesn't look like I've mentioned it in any tagged post.
All I can tell you for now is that I suspect most pearls have gems in the same location as Blue and Yellow. Their gems are on their collar (mot their chest as I originally thought), making their gems slave tags
>>3382843
Yeah, I guess that's as gay as you can get.
>>3382007
>>3382025
I love you too
/Sug/, I need help. The water is getting higher. I need chill music. SEND HELP
>>3382322
Priyanka as this grill?
>>3382843
>>3382756
i don't really think pearl is going to end up with anyone by the end of the show
honestly her entire character arc is about her becoming an independent autonomous person and not relying on others to give her orders to feel validated. i do feel like, in the process, it will strengthen her friendships with the other gems because their relationships will be based on mutual love and respect rather than pearl desperately wanting someone to idolize and worship in rose's place
>>3382921
too late anon. face your death, remember that your waifu awaits on the other side
How do I stop myself from commissioning BlushMallet so much? I need to save money.
>>3382921
I HOPE THAT OUR FEW REMAINING FRIENDS
>>3382322
Ronaldo?
But peridot is slightly annoying...
>>3382921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
>>3382921
She's coming for you, anon. Embrace it.
>>3382921
i got u senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX63RbqZr8A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pey29CLID3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdHHsoW6mMg
(this one is pretty low quality but its the only one i can find that has hendrix singing)
I wish all the /sug/ posters would stop dying in natural disasters.
First Drawendo and now anon...
Zuke made her instagram private, I guess she doesn't appreciate our love.
>>3382622
Just post it anyway dude. Don't let those tumblrina mental cases get to you.
>>3382921
valhalla awaits you . shinny and chrome!
>>3382983
I agree with you. Pearl's driving neurosis is eh cause of a relationship.
Not that I'm particularly desperate for it or anything, but endgame or at least "lesson learned" Pearl could be in a relationship if she handles it completely differently to how she did Rose. Either being independent and strong for good, or being independent and strong for a while even when happening upon another relationship.
>>3383107
I'm shocked she had it open to the public in the first place
>>3382921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
Please stay positive and whatever you do, don't stop posting
>>3383101
wait. drawendo is kill?
>>3382983
That's actually a really good thought
>>3382921
Take pictures, show us how high the water is.
>>3383101
What happened to the former?
>>3383107
Holy shit that means that crewniverse actually reads here, her pictures have only been posted here as far as I know.
They're watching us. I'm scared guys.
>>3383143
I hope not by they haven't responded to my messages in ages and they mentioned an earthquake before they went quiet...
Why shouldn't I stop posting. I mean I wasn't going to but why? I will post DUD so you know it's me or something.
>>3383044
She has her moments, but I miss her when she was tall
>>3382628
>Florida is gone
O C E A N TOWN
O
C
E
A
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TOWN
>>3383166
IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING WINDOWS. NO. I AM HUDDLING IN MY BATH TUB. I NOT GETTING OUT. Dud
>>3383180
I know EXACTLY why.
It's that picture of Zuke holding her phone with a pic of Lapis and Peridot holding hands, I'm positive that spread like wildfire. I posted it on /co/ after finding it on here
You know shippers would make a big deal about that and word would get around
>>3382687
I've never met a Mormon. Why are they so despised?
Worst case scenario I buy a SLCPD riot vest and start calling myself the Burned Man.
>>3383180
QUICK! EVERYONE BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR!
>>3383242
Umaru is dogshit.
>>3383242
honestanswer, I have yet to see a single episode, all I know is shes small, and theirs Cokacola
>>3383240
I would insert my tentacles in to Sugar's urethra if given the chance.
That's my best behavior, I'm sorry.
>>3383230
Darn it anon, now we can't creep on Zuke anymore. It was good while it lasted.
>>3383228
If you're not near a window, how do you know the water level is rising?
>>3382600
>I don't live in Flint
Okay Michael Moore, remember that when you do your next documentary.
>inb4 "Muh hometown of Flint, Michigan"
>>3383188
>you will never change Umaru's panties after she peed herself because she was too lazy to get up
>>3383180
How new are you? It's no secret the crew have low-key visited the general.
I'm only just now remembering that Matt's fetish is smoking.
So that's
>Becky: shota
>Ian: futa
>Zuke: abuse, muscles, and barely legal women
Is there anyone else that was active enough to be labeled?
>>3383187
nah don't post dud senpai I'm just making bad mememes
>>3382556
Agreed, Rose is best gem for hug and fug.
>>3383307
Sorry. Wonder if sucrose caught word of it though
>>3383323
There is so much belligerence and stupidity in that one post I can't even comprehend it
>>3383342
Becky loves facesitting, she had it in her tumblr likes and may have drew some herself though I can't confirm that part
>>3383342
Becky also likes preggo ladies, face sitting, and bdsm. Don't forget it.
>>3383345
M'memes.
>>3383342
Ian once liked a pic of the loli battleship from that weird-ass jap card game
Also, Hellen once complained about people calling her "the asian" on /co/ sug
Sapphire has anal intentions
Her underwear looks uber dank
>>3383379
10/10 top tier fetishes, Sucrose
>>3383402
THE ASIAN confirmed for not being into raceplay
>>3383402
She complained where? In the general?
>>3383342
>>3383378
>>3383379
The crew has patrician taste.
>>3383352
That's a good point, I think Zuke might be too tumblr-y to visit here. I know Sugar visits here for sure though, or at least she has in the past. I wouldn't be surprised if Becky told her to make her shit private.
>>3383107
that's a shame I like her a lot
>>3383438
>I know Sugar visits here for sure though, or at least she has in the past.
How do you know this?
>>3383402
I remember that, everybody on tumblr was calling him a pedo because apparently, drawings=real people.
>>3383438
Her sense of humor is crass like ours, but she's definitely too delicate to stick around here.
Lord Sucrose on the other hand is tougher than she looks. You see all the shit she battled to get part the censors
>>3383480
She has left distinctive drawings several times on the flockdraw, and mentioned a certain tripfag in her AMA
>>3383480
>>3383526
>>3383534
^^^
>>3383515
I may be insane, but I'm not a liar
wrong previous thread, you fuck
>>3377601
>>3383382
if you're serious the bath tub isn't a good place. fill it with water in case the service is suspended. stay in any other room without windows. if there's inundation don't touch the water. and call someone so they know you're there in case anything happens
Alright /Sug/. Things SEEMED to have calmed down. I'm going to fucking bed. Dud
>>3382322
>Steven version
You absolute madman, I love you
>>3383606
Night.
>>3383526
Is she the one that writes korean next their drawings? That person's art style looks suspiciously similar to Rebecca's but I figured they just like to draw in her style.
Thanks for the info. If this happens again I will. Goodnight /Sug/ Dud
Found this
Don't remember saving it
>>3382560
>>3383650
Sugar has been a huge Koreaboo lately, I recall one flock pic as distinctively Sucrose. Have any caps to share?
Pic related is some art she posted on her tumblr recently
>>3383382
The water lines too high.
According to the navigational plans this should have discharged it's cargo upriver.
>>3383342
>It's no secret the crew have low-key visited the general.
sucrose if you're reading this and you're planning on having pearl die sacrificing herself for steven i will murder your children
>>3383709
What will you do if she and ian are child-free
>>3383236
They're actually really nice people, most people don't like them for the same reason they don't like witnesses (missionaries going door to door)
>>3383709
>Implying you could take on the child of Sugar
>>3383768
>Anon vs little Stevonnie
>“We have to take care of the people who are here,”
>“We have to temporarily stop this whole thing with what’s going on with refugees, where we don’t know where they come from… We have to take a rest. We have to take a time out. We have to use the money to take care of our poorest Americans and work with them, so they can come out of this horrible situation that they’re in.
>>3383698
Her and ian have visited the flockdraw for sure. She's the one who drew that opal/Greg doodle getting caught making out.
>>3383698
This is the person I am talking about, they drew the Stevens and wrote the korean.
>>3383768
I could take on 2 dozen of 8 yearls old
just like /sp/ did yesterday
>>3383780
Can you post the doodle? I haven't seen it.
>>3383787
That Steven on the right is 110% Rebbeca Sugar
So she's been visiting several times lately? Goddamn. So she's been seeing all the Zukeposting and shit like that, must feel weird
>>3383730
It would be illegal for Sugar not to have children, she would be the greatest mom. I will force her to adopt if she doesn't want to grow humans in her womb.
>>3383812
I never saved it, but it was in a general like, two years ago. Good luck finding it in desu storage.
>>3383829
No, oh no. I regret so many posts I have made now.
Sugar please forgive me, I thought my posts we buried in the trash where you would never find them.
on a scale of 1 to autistically obsessed, how much would you say you care about this show?
>>3382950
Well, I have a connie version of that already. Should be easy enough to edit it to work with Mrs. M.
>>3383032
It's a bit too grainy. Also, ronaldo fucking sucks to do cause of his hair, more detailed glasses, and head shape.
>>3383787
>>3383829
yeah the right steven reminds me of the style used in her simpsons comic
https://dawolfey.wordpress.com/2011/05/13/dont-cry-for-me-im-already-dead-by-rebecca-sugar/
Hey there lovelies, Jim here with a Delmarva Weather Update.
As you can see, it's raining it's ass off in Empire City today. I'd suggest getting an umbrella like one of the gents pictured here. Or, you can just say "Fuck an umbrella. What do I look like, some kinda homosexual?" like the man in the fedora.
Either way, please stay safe, and try to stay relatively dry. This has been Chief Weather Correspondent Jim with another Delmarva Weather Update. Love you guys.
>>3383870
0
It's shit-tier
Adventure Time is the only real show
>>3383870
8: tier 3 Dubcorps
>>3383780
>>3383812
>>3383848
Here they are.
GregOpal and Opalnet:
http://gemtopia.tumblr.com/post/123169561665/ponygem-kylodious-replied-to-your-post
>the SU fandom is so small compared to my last one that there's literally no porn of my kink
>the gems are all such feminist ideals that even if there was I wouldn't be able to fap to it
>my old fandom is completely dead and no new content is being made
>>3383870
7/10?
got into the show between too far and the answer. don't own any merchandise, saw hit the diamond 8 times, have seen the rest once or twice except the peridot and big plot ones which have three or four views
>>3383890
Dammit Jim, I'm pretty sure Empire City isn't in Delmarva.
>>3383870
Close to autistically obsessed.
>>3383236
bruh
>>3383909
I like to call it Gropal
>>3383698
you idiots, she did those for a korean artist from tumblr who sent her some fanart
this guy http://nyong-choi.tumblr.com/
can't be arsed to search the specific post but he explains he's sending the crewniverse some art and gifts
>>3383941
Bruh?...
>>3383957
What are you saying man?
Sugar made that pic because she just came back from Korea and was inspired by a K-pop group she saw.
http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/144740531768/just-got-back-from-seoul-saw-aoa-do-good-luck
>>3383927
It's fine, my lovely. The news also covers the general area around Delmarva. The Delmarva Weather Update is just the name of the segment. Thinking on it more, I may have to take up a name change with management. Though, that depends on how the boss feels about it.
>>3383909
Thanks man.
>>3383787
I can't say for sure that it is her, but if it is she actually comes on pretty frequently. I don't question it because if it is her, I don't want to bother her.
>>3383909
And Gregnet at the end there
>>3383868
Horrifying ain't it?
>>3384012
>>3384079
I called her fat once to be sarcastic, but if she is legit reading here I feel bad, sorry Sugar.
Ian and Rebecca are married?
>>3383868
>>3384151
Suffer for your sins, anons.
You have brought this upon yourselves.
What's your opinion on how CN's been airing themed blocks of SU reruns?
>>3384151
Nigga, we've all called her fat or anorexic at one point jokingly, I doubt she takes it to heart.
I mean if she browses 4chan she probably has some thick enough skin.
>>3384172
I don't think they are officially married yet, but I consider them practically married at this point. 8 years is a long time.
>>3384096
fuck off indexer reeee
>>3384192
Clever and shows effort. Makes it easier for new viewers to understand the show when the order isn't 100% random.
>>3381877
love you
>>3384232
dumb frogposter back to the swamp of plebbit
>>3383868
>>3384151
>>3381846
NEVER EVER
>>3383909
It was a wild day
>>3384261
that is fucking grotesque
we are probably the only fucking fandom that makes porn of the creator
>>3384203
>>3384151
Insulting Becky's appearance or personality is a crime of the highest level, do not.
>>3384239
It's this image again.
God dammit, stop breaking my heart, Peridot.
>>3382950
Meh, didn't really turn out so well. Hard to read it as Priyanka.
Was hard to read as Connie when I first made it as well, hence why I added her glasses to that one.
Any other edit requests tonight?
>>3384295
But she's hot
>>3384239
Hey new peridot anon. Glad to have you around. Love you.
>>3384295
not saying I've saved and jerked off to the picture or anything, but she's pretty cute
If I ever meet her, my palms would definitely be sweaty
>>3383890
Best I got is this 1920's Pearl
