Hikari's School of Fun: The Schoolening
You know the drill.
48 Contestants.
One school.
One survivor.
>>3377619
Corvo Attano
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3377619
The 404th mobile infantry
Some girl
Richard Feynman
Explosives Teacher
Junpei Iori
The Flashing Buttoner
>>3377602
I have no free time.
>>3377611
The world ends.
Nova
Yukkuri Reimu
Yukine
>inb4 shitstorm
Sheldor
>>3377619
Natsuki Subaru
>>3377628(Knight)
Where the hell am I supposed to get a computer from at this time of day?
King Dedede
Eggman-kun
Sen
The Player
Ash Crimson
Boba Fett
>Hikari's game
Anyone wants to join some real fun?
Joseph "Ironfist" Stalin
>>3377619
Lenny
Nearly lost my whole PC the other day
Yukkuri Kamina
Moonlight butterfly
>>3377664
How do you find time to use the restroom then?
Princess Rottytops
>>3377619
Knight
>>3377671
I don't know. Just do it.
pog
Frisk
Zolgear
>>3377687
Hell yeah I do!
Suwako Moriya
>>3377702
There is one in the time machine.
Burning Woody
>>3377687
fuk yea
Beast Boy
God Waluigi
>>3377704
I want to fuck Rottytops
>>3377687
One at a time, please.
So who's going to host over this cancer?
>>3377704
When did you become a princess?
>>3377707
>he pulls a computer out from his tracksuit
I hope you're happy with this, because I'm not. It totally stretched my tracksuit.
Rick Grimes
>>3377619
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
(Female)
3d
>>3377674
>Thanks for hosting and ignore all the spoiled shitters here, you did great
>>3377687
First 6 reply decides name/occcupation
>>3377750
I don't.
>>3377761
I don't know.
Clank the B1
>>3377687
Interesting... let's play then.
>>3377761
That will be fibe.
>>3377776
Pepe
Banker
>>3377759
You
>>3377776
Yukkuri
Farmer
>>3377776
The Player
Merchant.
>>3377776
Matsuda
Doctor
>>3377776
>Knight
>Blacksmith
>>3377733
That's...kind of amazing. I don't even know how you'd leave a time machine when it's basically pimped out to be your home.
>>3377776
Subaru
>>3377752
>Do you not want better, optimised performance games? That's what these tools are for.
This sounded autistic as fuck.
His games are just fine and that's all that matters.
The Crimson Demon
>>3377776
Clank
Blacksmith
>>3377776
My Will to Live
Farmer
>>3377821
>>3377776
Uh...make me useless if you can.
>>3377821
School.
Why is it okay to host over Hikari?
Did I miss some ebin meme?
>>3377664
So the latter. Huh. A literal apocalypse on the doorstep. So, what do I gotta hit?
>>3377776
Anders Brevik
Teacher
>>3377696
>>3377668
>>3377776
BS got 2 votes first.
Next 7 replies decides the amounts
>>3377841
fuck off hikari
>>3377842
The anomaly...
I haven't found it yet.
Guys, I'm still here :Y
>>3377781
I want to hug Rottytops.
>>3377841
Some people here are spoiled by all the tools we have and forgot about the days when we had none of that. So now they are impatient whiners.
>>3377841
HG being a hypocritical shithole as usual.
Host over the cool kids and you'll get fucking buried.
Host over the scapegoat and you'll be hailed as a hero.
>>3377855
All in on bullets
>>3377879
Don't give a fuck. Fuck off.
>>3377781
That's not really a good explanation for things.
Also, stop wearing that. It's too distracting.
>>3377789
So when are you going to change?
>>3377839
Man, drop out. You don't need that kind of education when you're a time traveler!
>>3377855
2 oxen and 50 pounds of food
>>3377852
hahaha okay then
>>3377879
Constipated Greg
>>3377855
All on food.
>>3377879
Zombieman
>>3377879
>skip
Besides that it looks good.
>>3377898
I'll never quit!
I AM the host of this game, and the people want a show, I'll give them a show!
>>3377898
That was a proposterous exclamanation comrade.
20 years gulag
>>3377923
I don't get it
>>3377879
Why do you always host 48 when the UID is usually this low? Just do a 36.
>>3377879
Melonhead
>>3377931
Hey, I'm replacing them with images, hold your horses
>>3377899
Right now!
>He jumps into the computer, and his whole being changes.
>>3377855
First month that gets 2 votes.
>>3377962
March
>>3377962
May
>>3377940
>k
>>3377962
March
>>3377962
August
>>3377879
Flamin' Yawn
>>3377942
Suck a dick.
>>3377962
First 2 decides what to do(I'm keeping this format from now on)
>>3377962
May.
>>3377978
Only 5 more to go!
I can't wait!
??? host, random host, village host, pls host over
>>3377991
continue
>>3377893
Hosting over anyone is just shit and disrespectful, except when it's a meme game.
>>3377991
Hunt for niggers
>>3377962
October
>>3377991
keep on going
>>3377991
Hunt
>>3377879
Pinkie Pie
>>3377996
Die
Rad Pigeon
>>3377991
Continue
I knew HG was cancerous but this is a whole new level.
Who wanna bet it's our good old chaps at Circlekerk Inc. that purposely stir up the pot whenever Hikari and many others try to host?
>>3378039
>It's a blame Circlekerk episode
Nobody is forcing others NOT to enter.
>>3377881
That sounds better.
>>3377899
I can't right now.
>>3377879
If we have enough, you can swap me out.
>>3377879
Marquess of Queensbury
>>3377879
Pigeon GF
>>3377991
The first obstacle.
Rest/Continue/Set something? It's up to YOU!
>>3378039
I'm not even in Circlekerk, but Hikari was given the chance to become better as a host, yet ignores it. The reason people let the /b/ host go is because they don't all know about the HG related tools and such. I'm more than willing to give someone the benefit of the doubt, but if you're going to ignore people that try to help you, then don't even bother hosting.
>>3377879
Coach?
>>3377899
The anomaly is at school. I can sense it.
>>3378053
Who do you want to be replaced by?
Or which district do you want to be?
I have one more slot open!
>3378039
Fuck off, Bolin
>>3378064
Ford it
>>3378064
Trade
Ludwig
>>3377879
How many now?
>>3377824
>hurr durr autism
You're being stubborn and overly traditionalist if you don't want the best possible games.
>>3378077
I thought there might have been a few people left hanging.
It doesn't really matter, but I'm going to be busy in a bit.
>>3378064
continue
>>3377948
So what're you going to turn into?
>>3378053
Just put your normal clothes over top if them. it's not that much trouble.
>>3378073
...You don't know what it is, but you know it's at school?
>>3377824
>Sexual events
>Fine
Jokes on you guys. You started to enter before he chosed to become a part of this place.
Let's get dangerous!
>>3378064
The droid did this!
>>3378130
>d-dont lewd muh waifu
as long as it isnt /co/ rome-tier amount of events then its fine
>>3377879
King Kaito
>>3378144
continue
>>3378127
It's more complicated than that.
>>3378136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFvFGL0zt5E
>>3378127
What do you mean what am I going to turn into? This is it!
>>3378144
>Keep going!
>>3378070
Or maybe I just dont care about the format of the games as long as people host, and dont have a fit whenever a host fails to fit my standards.
>>3378152
>rome-tier
>>3378070
Since when has HG become so elitist-minded?
You should be glad someone even bother hosting for this shithole nowadays.
>>3378108
Games aren't good because of your shitty tools, but because of their events.
But keep thinking you know what makes a game good, you don't.
>>3378130
>muh pure avas!
Autism.
>>3378136
>>3378154
>>3377745
>>3378136
I don't want to get too dangerous, if that's okay with you.
>>3378165
How so?
>>3378136
Well THAT took a while.
Oh well, I'm in, so I'm ready.
>>3378144
The second river crossing. You decide the fate of the last three.
>>3378136
>>3378154
I just realized that I'm too old to be going to school. Could you give this guy my seat? I'm Zombieman.
>>3378080
That isn't me anon. I have some minor disdain for Circlekerk, sure, but I don't even know who Hikari is.
>>3378198
Nice to see you're back Triple D.
>>3378127
Yes.
>>3378182
Coach...
>>3378198
Great to have you back, Triple D.
>>3378136
I'll be the best vice-principle in the mothafucking universe.
>>3378182
>roaring
>>3378182
Why are you doing this?
>>3378202
FORD IT!!!
>>3378193
>rp is serious buziness guys
No fun allowed amirite?
Fuck off cancer, this isn't a RP community.
>>3378193
>not replying to every event
Fuck off.
>>3378168
Oh...this is kind of lame.
>>3378186
Thanks, but it already started, I really appreciate the thought though, I shouldn't have been so late.
>>3378203
Oh Corpse-kun, you're going to make me blush...
>>3378189
I was taken against my will and put into this.
I'll come back when I can change.
>>3378182
I'm out. I should NOT be a teacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRivqBxbHRs
>>3378227
Uh.... this substance is... whew.
>>3378234
>Jumps out of the computer.
It's about as lame as your outfit.
>tfw a couple of drama inducing fucknuts are over at my house and they won't fucking shut up.
It's almost like I never left.
>>3378227
Who let this reptile in?!
>>3378227
You join the Resistance.
>>3378263
>
what are you listening to hunger games avatars?
>Wants to rp to rng events
>Cries when the event is something he doesnt like
Some of you have forgotton the entire purpose of the games.
>>3378136
If dubs you take this to /b/ immediately.
>>3378177
The tools don't make the game, but the lack of tools only makes things worse.
True, events are the key to a great game but backgrounds and the proper tools are also a neat addition, and the host lacked all of the requirements for a decent game.
>>3378224
>This isn't a RP community
Yes, yes it is.
>>3378207
>>3378216
Good to be back, Anon and Spike.
>>3378227
I want some! Even though I can't eat it....
>>3378263
It's nice to meet you, Ragyo... How can your hair shine like that?
>>3378276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_uIFz6RA-I
>>3378224
>this isn't an RP community
>>3378202
The first fort.
What to do?
>>3378263
What an... interesting woman.
>>3378276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Nmc84Noos
>>3378273
KAMINA?!
>>3378259
>>3378169
>This much implication
>>3378263
Who's this Ragyo character now?
>>3378263
LOOKS LIKE I'M THE ONLY HOPE FOR TEAM LENNY!
>>3378277
>People include ridiculous events that can't be roleplayed to and are nothing but a hindrance
>State that this is something that needs to stop
>Get told to man up and deal with it
You Maddox logic using fags are disgusting
>>3378276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmSUxVGHf9Y
>>3378276
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaNzmSgBW8k
>>3378276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYAJopwEYv8
>>3378296
Hunt, and kill everything in sight.
>>3378328
Is this some sort of training exercise?
>>3378227
W-What are you doing in here? Get out!
>>3378328
Huh!? Who's there? I'm hearin' some kinda rustlin'.
>>3378343
The oldfags are still here.
>>3378328
AH! Don't sneak up on me! Reminds me of... spiders... I hate spiders with a passion..
>>3378277
just like you forget the purpose of your avas and use all of them for ooc rather than oocing as anon or with only one ava
If people want to rp to events, they only have to rp to the ones they want. If they have none to do said rp with then their time is wasted for an hour
>>3378315
>implying implication
it literally is refusal to improve
>>3378343
Things change. This didn't start off as an RP community, but it morphed into one.
>>3378341
>All events should be serious RP business
Oh fuck off.
>>3378362
Who let that there dinofreak in this place!? I'm outta here, ya hear me!?
>>3378362
Damn it!
>>3378362
Huh, there's a lot of combat strategy books in here...
>>3378376
> serious RP business
>implying that's what he said
>implying he just doesn't want his male 3d ava to be fucked in the ass all day
Reminder to not reply to Hoshi's bait when he is anonposting.
>>3378396
>splashes it on his face
>>3378407
This is how you organics keep yourselves in shape?
>>3378396
I ain't know much about these here "Poke-mans" or whatever they're called. But I'll still beat ya in a battle against em.
>>3378376
>Events should be meme tier garbage that nobody can RP to
Oh please. Yeah sure the Shit Games were fun, but they're an anomaly, something that just shouldn't be the norm. The serious hosts should have all actual serious events, while some others can wallow in their disgusting, unfunny memes. They shouldn't mix.
>yfw this community will never be saved.
>it's a shitposting episode
die
>Being this mad about a single game
Why the fuck don't you just abandon the thread till its over?
>>3378441
>Hoshi anon posting
he has too much fun in ava to do that
>>3378450
>kek
>>3378381
>Welcome back Dx3.
>>3378450
Why are you ramming your reproductive organs on my face... If you want me to procreate with you, I can't...
>>3378450
>
>>3378477
>Thanks friendo.
>>3378449
This is fucking disgusting to read.
Get run over by a car pls.
I miss Sanae.
>>3378450
>Constipated Greg gets fucked in the ass
I had 2 hours of sleep last night and I am ashamed of laughing at that.
>>3378465
That's mostly what I'm doing, just doing shit outside while shitposting this game.
>>3378486
Let's get out of here!
>>3378492
>This is fucking disgusting to read
ooh triggered
wew all my lads
>>3378449
An anomaly?
>>3378494
Sanae joins the Resistance.
>>3378465
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>3378497
Good anon. I'm proud.
>>3378492
>I have no arguments so instead I'll just call yours disgusting and wish death upon you
Ah yes, I know this rerun all too well
>>3378517
oh it's this ridiculously stupid pasta
I wonder if the creators of this simulator ever saw these threads...
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>3378517
>>3378546
As fun as it is could you not?
>>3378543
Eggman-kun.
That is a terrible ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________.
It appears as though you are all upset over something. How unfortunate.
>>3378562
Oh shit. Killed by fellow countrymen
>>3378542
>criticizes you for getting triggered by what someone typed on the internet
>standardsfag
whiny bitchfags complaining someone isn't liked in their magical hugbox when they are intolerable garbage is the reason why hg became cancer
Mandy is Hoshi.
>>3378553
Source?
>>3378583
Destroy it.
>>3378566
thing.
>>3378583
Hey Bolin.
Please die.
>DDD is back
today is a good day <3