ERP Thread
Stocking Booty Edition
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>>3363828
First for dinosaurs are the best.
>>3363828
God I love that ass....
Hell I'd fuck any ass at this point.
Loli, shota, trap and etc.
>>3363849
>Slurps even louder in your mansion.
>>3363632
>Turns around and places her hands over her large posterior.
Oh, you're that human! I guess I owe it to you to let you finish up in my mouth, right?
Second for best Youkai
>>3363732
"Hmph. Go ahead. All of Trixie's fans call themselves Great and Powerful, and unless you also start a magic show, then it shouldn't be a problem. If Trixie sees or hears you doing ANY kind of stage magic, she will send her 'second-rate' lawyer for you, Dio."
>>3363742
"Just popping in!"
>>3363887
Still best Youkai
>>3363882
>Plugs ears
>Nails door shut
>>3363882
>Grabs your breast.
>>3363897
He literally had a pigeon fly out of his hat. That's what started this whole thing.
>>3363908
>>3363897
Maybe tomorrow, if you're around longer, we can revisit that fun Chrysalis idea with the hive having tease&denial slaves.
>>3363897
Not as tough as you like to flaunt around, are you? Giving up so easily, I'm surprised.
You're not the only ones with fans, dear. I'm sure you've never even been on television with such a commoner's outfit. You're out of your league.
>>3363882
>Exhausted after work head pats the plankton
>>3363883
Mhm, I'd certainly like that!
>He still kept his hands over her ass for a moment, but did hook a finger into her horn.
>>3363887
>Second
>>3363732
>Rachel continues petting the bunny, her face still blank. She rests her cheek on her fist, completely unfazed by the owl.
Though I must admit, while your act did not have its intended effect, it's quite humorous to see yourself doing such a thing.
>>3363912
>Smashes wall open with the washing machine
>>3363925
>She slurps her cup and makes a light gasp.
>>3363979
Evening Mister Bones
>>3363936
"Did he? Was he selling tickets?"
>>3363968
"We'll see! T&D is always fun."
>>3363971
"Oh, and what are you? A trapeze artist? That outfit is something out of an 80's hip hop music video." Trixie crosses her arms and smirks. "You are out of Trixie's league. And your hat is stupid."
>>3364051
>Continues groping their chest without a care in the world.
>>3364110
>T&D is always fun
It is a particular favorite of mine. And you're the best domme in the group.
>>3363746
>Though she wasn't one to look deep into visually appealing bodies, she couldn't help but feel excitement to have this powerful, confident looking man have his way with her. Her body seemed to indicate the same, and she found herself, without putting too much thought to it, lying on her back, legs open, exposing the most sacred part of her body to him. Her eyes went wide at the sight of his own; its size certainly matched his large physique, and she quivered at the idea of it going inside of her. She could barely hear his comforting words as the member penetrated inside of her wet, pulsing hole.
E-even if you spoil me like this...becoming one with me might be a bit more than you can handle, human...
>Although her mind truly was rattled from the pleasure her body felt, the pained expression on her face hid a smile that turned wry. As he ventured inside the girl, the light, imperceptible pulsing of her inner walls as they gripped tightly onto his cock was surely just the blood flowing like mad through her body and not the intentional contraction of muscles.
>>3364110
No, why would he need to? Have you seen the guy? He's loaded. And he turns things into raptors.
>>3364013
>He sighs and sits down, all of the animals besides the bunny in her lap turning back into dinosaurs and skittering away.
>>3364015
Hey, all I said was I was against it.
I'm not God, she doesn't have to listen to me.
Yeesh. It's like you g-
>>3364051
What the fuck have you done to my wall!?
>>3364110
I'm a horse jockey. The best in the world, even. I'd imagine a horse-beast like yourself would find that surprising.
And, to correct you, I'm from 1890, not 1880.
ARMS WIDE OPEN
I STAND ALONE
I'M NO HERO
AND I'M NOT MADE OF STONE
RIGHT OR WRONG
I CAN HARDLY TELL
I'M ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE INTERNET
AND THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE OF 4CHAN
>>3364004
I'm sure you'd like that, well let me assume the position, or whatever.
>Sticks her tongue out and gets to her knees in front of him.
>Looking up at the bulge already forming in his pants.
>>3363849
>Insults you lovingly
>>3364133
Does it feel nice?
>She scratches her head, looking toward you.
>>3364205
I hate being alone for so long, Only way I could get out of this prison.
>>3364110
>You are out of Trixie's league.
This implies that he is superior to you and above your lower league of play. The appropriate turn of the phrase would be "Trixie is out of your league." then call him a faggot.
>>3364286
Good.
>Watching the troll kneel before him again, he tried not to waste time too much, unfastening his pants to pull that fat cock out to press against her lips.
>>3363922
Ruby
>>3364013
>>3364205
(I just realized I didn't finish what I was going to write)
>He sighs and sits down, all of the animals besides the bunny in her lap turning back into dinosaurs and skittering away.
I'm sure it must be. I, the great Dio, acting like a clown. I swear, this place has changed me for the worse.
Is there anything you enjoy besides sweets, by chance?
>>3364327
>Flicks your head
>>3364348
More repairs...
>>3364169
"Thank you for the kind words, Anonymous. Even though Trixie already knows it!"
>>3364190
"He must've got loaded from stealing the ideas of other people. And raptors? How peculiar."
>>3364205
"Trixie isn't a horse-beast; she is Equestrian, and the best magician in the world, and we are done talking. You will not sell any tickets or merchandise containing the words 'Great and Powerful', understood?"
>>3364353
"That's what Trixie meant! She isn't wrong."
>>3364348
It does actually feel nice and soft.
>I move my hand under your shirt, grabbing your bare breast.
>>3364070
Blake would be nice
>>3364386
>Looks up at him and then feels his cock flop out of his pants against her face.
>Takes no time at all to wrap her lips around the head, running her tongue around it teasingly.
Mmnnf~
>>3364413
No.
You might as well contact your lawyers right now.
The fact that you're so up in arms about it only makes me want it more.
Get used to just being "Trixie," because the title is mine.
>>3364413
Well I'll keep my fingers crossed that tomorrow you have time to be T&D Chryssie.
>>3364403
I was being nice!
>>3364496
The face of a killer.
>>3364173
Hah....I trust my constitution...but let me spoil you more, alright?
>It wasn't arcane knowledge or an incredibly amount of experience or even conceited arrogance that spurred Gran's words forth, but a sheer, infectious cheerfulness that he wanted to share with his partner. As he bottomed out within her, splitting her wide open with his decently sized tool, the tight and almost impossible gripping upon his girth beat his mind with a proverbial bat of lust and pleasure. He wished only to share the feeling with the girl, so despite this he pushed onward to extend into a kiss. His tongue licked the outside of her lips, doing it's best it can as he was drugged by her absolute sexuality. Between the sweet pheromones filling his nostrils and the vice grip upon him as he pulled outwards with all his bullish strength, he couldn't imagine a more desirable woman in this moment. A weak hand outstretched weighed down by the heavy pleasure draining his energy to again grab at the anchor of her breast, masterfully kneading the small amount of fat around to hear her crying. His hips continued, delving the depths of her nethers, melting away in the heat of her sex.
>>3364413
Yeah, I suppose that's one way of looking at it. The other way is that he's not exactly eating peanut butter crackers. He's got fancy food. Even threw a party, got his mansion burned, and immediately had another one built.
>>3364461
Forgot my pic.
>>3364496
Insulting me won't get you anywhere, Chara. I've taught you how to speak nicely to people.
>>3364513
That's not even how it works. I just want the title because she wants it.
>>3364403
You have the money don't you?
>>3364435
Is that normal? I wouldn't know I've only touched one person.
>Her nipple stiffens and she looks at you.
You're cold.
>>3364467
"Do you really want to be associated with that name? Do you even -know- what happens in A Great and Powerful Magic Show? It's not magic."
>>3364472
"See you then, maybe!"
>>3364513
"No. Trixie always had G&P with her family. It runs back to her oldest ancestors! Who were also in show business."
>>3364531
"Trixie sort of knows about the mansion. A friend shared some of the loot she stole while the place was burning down. Trixie bought a new cape with it."
>>3364403
>Rachel gently picks up the bunny and lowers it to the ground, allowing it to scurry off with the others. She closes her eyes and, for the first time today, she cracks a smile.
It suits you well.
>She then places her hand on her chin, thinking about his question for a short moment.
Hmm. Teatime.
>>3364461
>Keeping a hold of her horns, he pulls her right back in towards him, so he could enjoy her entire mouth. Like he knew she could handle. At least for a little while.
Ghh, There ya go, that's good~
>>3364015
But... I'm not? I said she was 'almost' too cute to lewd.
Picking an ava is the first step though~
>>3364051
Evening FF, I hope you've had a swell day today!
>>3364585
This is actually very normal in this place.
>The anon says with a smile, using his fingers to pinch her stiffen nipples.
>>3364517
I'm a killer!
>>3364577
You didn't teach me anything!
>>3364592
Fair enough, it's a nice cape too. You use those ill-gotten gains for cool stuff. Seeya around Trixie.
>>3364413
>dat pic
Fucking unf, holy shit!
>>3364525
>She met his kiss with her own, drawing the tongue playing outside of her mouth in and swirling hers against it. Muffled moans were stifled in her throat as her arousal increased with each second the adventurer was inside of her. Her restraint continued to melt away at the feeling of her breasts being played with; this three-pronged attack from her partner was reaching the limits of what she could possibly bear. All she could think of was how to draw him in closer, deeper inside her at every point they connected, how she could possibly consume him completely. She settled for wrapping her arms around his neck and pressing his face in, and wrapping her legs around his waist, prodding him in deeper with movements of her own hips.
>>3364688
C U T E!
>>3364585
I won't, if these shenanigans continue!
>>3364592
I don't care, to be quite honest with you. I just want the title. I feel I'm deserving of being called Great and Powerful. I don't even intend to do magic.
>>3364618
>He grumbles under his breath, probably something about how 'I, the great Dio, am not a clown,' but eventually relaxes again and crosses his arms, taking in her suggestion.
Is there any specific kind of tea you enjoy?
>>3364733
Do I NEED to?
>>3364688
What now?
>>3364525
>>3364790
>pic
>>3364644
>Feels her horns being used as handlebars again, closing her eyes as she starts going to town on his cock.
>She can't help but make slurping noises on it with each bob of her head.
Mmnn..~
>>3364525
How do I write like this
>>3364811
(You make me want to rewatch the show even though it was utter garbage.
>>3364848
You be Iowa.
>>3364800
You NEED to give me chocolate!
>>3364848
F-list
>>3364873
(I'm a pretty terrible Lovecraftfag so I have a soft spot for literally anything with its influence, something put me in the mood recently so I rewatched it and thought she'd be a great character to play)
>>3364890
This level of talent makes me want to legitimately just quit
It hurts to look at because I know I'll never be that good
>>3364769
"See you around!"
>>3364773
"Unfortunately, you'll have to keep marveling from afar tonight, Anonymous. Trixie isn't the right mood for her tits to be groped by horny men."
>>3364800
"We can't both be Great and Powerful. Trixie will be leaving now. Hmph." Trixie reaches into her cleavage to fish out her smoke bomb and before she tosses them to her feet, she points at the man in front of and shouts: "This isn't a defeat, Dio! Or Diego. Whatever your name is. This isn't over!" She ends her statement by smashing the pellets onto the floor and vanishing behind the cloud of smoke. The sound of her footsteps dashing away can be heard.
>>3364907
No, I don't.
>>3364813
>The slurping of her mouth, lips and tongue help him get right back to where they were last time, grinding deeper into her eager mouth.
Nfh, sounds like you love that, don't you~
>By how she was bobbing over every inch of his cock, he couldn't help but hold her down by the horns.
>>3364957
I know how you feel. I feel the same way
>>3364848
Write more. Read more.
>>3364957
You could always shitpost them out of the threads in a fit of jealous anger.
>>3364907
>Gives a bar of chocolate.
hi i m marcy the healing angle from overhat
>>3364652
Dio was trying to keep me locked in a storage area in his mansion aside form that things were fine.
>>3364732
Ah..what was that for?
>With a blank expression she looks at you smiling.
My chest is feeling hot now.
>>3364800
You started it, give me some water.
>>3364790
Mmmnn...
>A throaty moan barreled out of his throat matching hers as the mass of his mouth encountered her own, dominating it to and fro with light taps and eager licks. He wanted to deliver her ecstasy at every twist and turn he could imagine, and with the silver haired outworlder straddling herself against his body, an idea of how to achieve this crossed his racing mind. Letting go of her breast, perhaps to her disappointment, he reached down to grab each of her asscheeks with his mighty grip. Clawing into the flesh, he pushed upwards with his legs until he stood directly upwards, lifting Nyaruko off of the ground and wrapped around his body. A playful laugh came from him as he held her weight in his arms. From this new position, he could only lift her body up repeatedly and let gravity do the work of spearing her body upon his meaty weapon repeatedly so long as he had the ability to continue. When he broke away from her kiss, he looked upwards to the sky, uttering a curse word followed by searing breath of heated air. The pressure of her tight insides and rapid falling was proving to be too much. It was soon he was going to blow, so he had to warn her of his onsetting orgasm.
Ah...I'm...just about done....hah....c-cumming....soon...
>>3365009
You see this logic in the threads a lot and it's just not true. Some people will just never be that good. I'm one of them.
>>3364981
>Visibly upset
>>3365020
Thanks, Anon!
>>3365067
>Chucks a cup of water in her general direction
>>3364957
(A-Ah...um...d-don't do that! I just write whatever comes to mind!)
>>3364800
I have no preference, only that it is not garbage.
>>3365102
>A-Ah...um...d-don't do that
Fake as fuck
>>3365102
Go to bed already you dumb boat.
>>3365102
Yeah, exactly.
Some people don't have a brilliant mind.
It's frustrating when you've been at it for years and can't fucking improve at all.
I've hit my ceiling and it makes me so pissed.
>>3365067
That's no good. Maybe we should take off your clothing.
>The anon has a malicious smile as his hand releases your nipples. His finger glided across your chest, out from under your shirt and onto your arm straps. He then slid the two arm straps down your arms, pulling your shirt down.
>>3365122
(Seriously! How am I supposed to respond to that??)
>>3365136
(Shush...I said I'd do one more dang it)
>>3365146
(I wish I was an instructor, I really do. Unfortunately I can't give much more than that)
>>3365086
Not with that attitude.
>>3365172
That was one more thing.
>>3364974
Aww...
Then I guess I'll make do with appreciating the view from afar.
>>3365067
He did what!?
>>3365101
Dio! I am shocked, appalled and yet not a tad surprised.
>>3365173
No feminine penis.
>>3365073
>She held on to the powerful man as best she could, her legs and arms wrapped against him tightly despite her sapped strength from the immense pleasure she felt. She could barely take the repeated thrusts of his cock; the feeling of being bounced up and down, the strength of their thrusts dictated by the laws of physics, and the wild feeling of being held up in his arms brought her closer and closer to her own orgasm every time his shaft slammed inside of her. She heard the words he spoke but couldn't comprehend them, as her head filled with a bright white light as her own climax began to erupt from between her legs and through her body. Her back arched in his arms as she held on - the feeling of being used like this made her desire nothing more than to have the man's seed fill up her womb, unknown to her whether or not the human male method of reproduction would work inside her. She did her best to edge him along - not by choice, but by the hot, wet, twitching, pulsing contractions of her pussy as she came.
>>3365120
>A simper spreads across his face, sure in his mind that he, the great Dio, could provide at least a satisfactory tea. He claps twice, only having to wait a few seconds for his maids to arrive.
Please, bring us two green teas. Make sure they're perfect.
>He redirects his leer back to Rachel as the maids return to the kitchen, mimicking her and crossing one leg over the other.
I'm surprised how little I know about you, Rachel.
You already know about me..
What can you tell me about you?
>>3365287
She cut down a tree directly outside of my house and destroyed a wing of my mansion.
>>3365316
No feminine penis.
>>3365342
That reminds me. I had another theme idea that...might involve that new mansion of yours.
>though it depends if everyone likes the idea
>>3365146
>I've hit my ceiling and it makes me so pissed.
Meh. (Not him btw.) I blow ass at vidya but I still like having fun. My hand-eye coordination and reflexes just don't operate at any sort of competitive level but I keep doing it because I love it.
I'm sure you have other natural talents, your brain just isn't inherently wired for creative writing, I guess. You can let that hold you back and use it as an excuse or you can enjoy doing the things you love.
>>3365390
we do
>>3365326
(Hey, I hate to simply end there, but I need to head off to bed! I think I stayed up a bit longer than I intended to. Wanted to get in one last reply above but also didn't want to leave you hanging. Catch ya later!)
>>3365101
>The cup falls and breaks onto your mansion carpet.
....
>>3365168
>She sits there bearing her chest as she places a hand onto her chest.
It's more drafty, I don't think this is working.
>>3365287
Yea, I don't know what was going on around with him.
>Running out of images.
>>3365418
(All right, sounds good. Thanks for the session, had fun, hope you enjoyed it too.)
>>3365146
Dude why the fuck would you even WANT to write like that?
Quality over quantity.
Just because it's a wall of text doesn't mean it's good. I can't stop laughing at some of the shit I see Iowa or these other people that post walls of text write and actually hit 'post' on.
People who write a lot end up sounding stupid and come off as trying too hard, ESPECIALLY male avas and Anons.
You're better off writing less than that. You want to keep your writing sexy and descriptive, but not so much that it turns into a fucking textbook.
Just do you and it'll end up fine. I'd much rather take someone who writes 4-5 lines over someone that writes 10.
>>3365433
Not working? I guess we'll have to take off all of your clothing then. Maybe that'll help.
>>3365450
Whatever floats your boat works. Some people like longer things, some people don't. Just be who you want to be man
>>3365146
I hate people like you, fucking idiot
>>3365390
......Ainz.
Don't you fucking dare.
>>3365433
It's only water.
Doesn't matter.
>>3365342
>Rachel's eyes follow the maids as they leave before returning to Dio, her gaze disinterested as always. She did not move an inch, as if she were a small, cute statue.
What is there that you do not already know? You know my name, my status, my likes, dislikes, and what I am. What else can I inform you of?
>>3365390
Do it.
>>3365450
I always see you post this criticism but there are never any examples.
>>3365484
I prefer larger things in my ass.
>>3365494
Be a shame if your mansion became a palace for demons and I had to destroy it...
>>3365390
I didn't get a chance to shit up Dio's mansion yet, please Papa Bones!
>>3365494
Just kill him.
>>3365506
>He shrugs and props his head up with a pillow, wrapping his arms around the cushion and locking his fingers together.
I suppose you could tell me of your history. I'm interested in knowing the life of an immortal being.
>>3365532
>>3365526
This isn't ok
This is a forced joke
Stop
when did i get this many
Hilda folder's not built yet btw
>>3365532
I shot his horse but I forgot to fuck the corpse.
>>3365450
This, more or less.
There's a fine line between conveying your message thoroughly and overwriting.
Hemingway was a true master, he hated flowery and unnecessary dialogue and just felt it got in the way of stories he wanted to write. Adverbs, as much as ERP relies on them, are the enemy.
He moans, the context should convey that the moan was done fuckingly.
>>3365566
Threads also have a Hilda
>>3365521
>>3365559
Alright here's one from literally the last post
>the strength of their thrusts dictated by the laws of physics,
This sounds stupid, it's unneeded, it's just there to make the writing longer.
It fucks with the quality of writing because everyone's so concerned with typing walls of fucking text
People just need to stop comparing word-dick size and focus on quality
>>3365576
See people have told me that and I just dont get why
I mean I was considering doing lyra instead but
Any cute sluts here, or is it dead like usual?
>>3365522
Dude why the fuck would you even WANT to have that in your ass.
Quality over quantity.
Just because it's a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 doesn't mean it's good. I can't stop laughing at some of the shit I see Iowa or these other people that shove huge horse cock dildos in themselves and actually hit 'post' on.
People who shove a lot up their ass looking stupid and cum off as trying too hard, ESPECIALLY male avas and Anons.
You're better off fucking yourself with less than that. You want to keep your ass tight and comfortable, but not so much that it turns into a mineshaft.
Just do you and it'll end up fine. I'd much rather take something that is 4-5 inches over something that is 10.
>>3365595
If you are going to do the same avatar as someone you have to get permission like when we had 3 Ramethels or two Yoko's, i know the Hilda and they just havnt felt them recently its not like they dropped the avatar
>>3365603
>tfw no cute traps for me to bully
>>3365415
>>3365518
>>3365532
It requires a little prep though so tonight isn't the night for it.
I was mulling over this idea an HG poster was talking about in here, about how once in awhile where everyone would just pick up a new ava out of the blue. All the avas who participate would scrounge up a new folder for the night. It's also an opportunity for anons to get a crack at being an ava if they wish.
So, fellow avas and anons
TLDR
ERP MASQUERADE BALL
SATURDAY NIGHT
(At Dio's Mansion)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445102
>>3365642
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>3365592
I'll give you that, there's a bit of redundancy there, though that's not Iowa's post. Still, one example of redundancy doesn't mean all their text is like that. I'd say there are quite a few people here capable of writing a large paragraph or two without adding anything unnecessary like that.
>>3365642
I'm staying me.
I don't r-
MY mansion? Who gave you permission to use MY mansion?!
This man slaps your ass into a smoothest crippler crossface known to mankind.
What do?
>>3365665
>Ask for example
>B-But that example's not good enough
I see we're going full damage control tonight
I don't even know why I try
>>3365671
kills self with
>>3365666
The skeleton who has time stop magic lasting more than five seconds.
>>3365671
Me. Him. Chutes and Ladders match.
This Sunday night only on PAY-PER-VIEW.
>>3365638
>tfw no well-endowed dominant traps to make you their bitch
Still no Alma? Damn it when is she getting on I want to have a session with her
>>3365642
Is a new ava necessary? I want to shit up Dio's mansion as one of the avas I already have.
>>3365642
would it maybe if its an old ava?
>>3365690
I didn't say that though, I said you were right about it. I'm confused where you got that idea from.
>>3365690
Why do you even try? Let them have their self pity party.
>>3365701
>tfw no horny thin traps with a fat ass to plow
>>3365665
I feel like any inner monologue is stupid and pointless.
Like 'he thought ___' or 'he did this because ___'
I feel like it's a poor way of getting across emotion or motives. There're times for it, like if you want to let your partner be aware of something they might not have been, but overall that's my writing pet peeve. I try to avoid it as much as possible.
Just thought I'd give my two cents on 'what makes a good writing' though I'm not one to judge really
>>3365592
>>3365572
I have to say that I'm not fan of walls of texts too. Thats reason why I avoid 8chn but I'm not good at typing, so my opinion doesnt matter
>>3365701
I just kinda want to nail Kogure again.
>>3365713
>>3365716
I don't see why not, then it's just another mansion party though.
Like I said, it's up to anons and avas if they wan't to do it. That's why saturday is the go to night. Gives those willing to try a new ava to scrounge up 30-60 images.
My other thought I had at the same time was ERP's penis inspection day thread
>>3365696
...That's not even remotely fair.
Who the fuck wrote your character?
That's bullshit.
>>3365759
Are you the morriganfag?
>the little fairy jumps up and down, trying to get someone to notice her tiny, 5 inch high figure bouncing around
>>3365636
Well, while normally I think unwritten rules like that are dumb to be honest... I forgot Rosa existed so ill probably go there. Everyone wins xoxo
>>3365797
He is a pay to win MMO character in a 'video game becomes reality' anime so yes he has bullshit powers because he paid for them
>>3365603
What do you feel like doing?
>>3365753
You're talking about 'show don't tell'. It comes down to preference, really. Some people like that, some people don't. Outright stating things instead of describing them can also be easier for people who aren't very good at that sort of thing, too.
>>3365770
I wish Iowa had a patrotic flagpole that I could sit on.
>>3365811
Morriganfag? I do play Morrigan but I'm not a Morriganfag
>>3365797
>>3365696
Wait are we robbing Dio again? :0
>>3365636
I still miss playing yoko sometimes. Even if it was for one weekend.
>>3365797
I have dumped THOUSANDS into OP cash shop items. Don't feel bad Dio.
>>3365818
>Noticing the miniature person out of the corner of his eye, Diego's bored facial expression showed he didn't think much of it, nor even register that it was a fairy. Of course, as you'd do with any fly, he started idly swatting at it.
>>3365849
Yep. That's just what really drives me crazy. I can't stand when people just blatantly say how their characters feel or what they're thinking, it really drives me under the train and cuts me in half.
>>3365901
Do you WANT to get punished so soon?
>>3365904
You've.. What?
I have billions. Where do I get these powers?
>>3365885
I'm not sure if you're stupid or just pretending to be.
>it's a writing a lot is bad episode
>>3365450
I agree, I fucking hate Iowa. We were so close to getting her to leave for good. Always ruins the threads.
>>3365928
That only happens if I get caught, and Mr Skellyman can protect me with his superior time powers :p
>>3365901
Did you and Spider-Gwen even leave anything earier today?
>>3365928
live about 300 more years and waste what remaining life you have in a DMMORPG grinding for OP spells and loot.
>>3365959
>>3365961
Oho, they left plenty.
All over my bedsheets, in fact.
>>3365955
Is this a false flag? What am I reading?
>>3365937
Try to be more gentle dear, I'm not trying to insult you
>>3365901
Possibly.
Also if someone could run the idea by the main discord and see what they think about it, I would be most appreciative.
>>3365955
>tfw this is how I feel about Ragyo
She used to be an instant derail but it's gotten better since she's fucked off more
>>3365904
Oh yeah you were the Yoko I played with right~?
>>3365572
>>3365592
Just going to say. I prefer people to at least give more than a sentence in a response, but I also try to match my partners writing style.
>>3365955
>inb4 IIDF
>>3365961
Well, I mean, we broke a lot of it! But it's a /mansion/, some of it's gotta have more stuff.
>>3365984
Well, I... That's not /my/ fault! You got mad over nothing
<3
>>3365955
>young anon's eyes tear up
But if she leaves who will be my mommy figure?
>>3365986
Nope. She has a shit writing style and does nothing but awful posts. I wish she would just stop.
>>3366021
>Hugs you from the shadows
>>3366021
Hehe.. yeah that was me. You were a big part of the reason I wanted to keep playing her, I had a lot of fun with you Oni.
>rattles angrily at peach, wherever she is
>>3366029
You're an awful writer and you just cj with cute anime girls.
Your opinion is irrelevant.
>>3366055
There is a hide button anon, like we should all do to LD and shitposters like you
>>3366055
How does she ruin the threads?
>>3366029
That's generally the idea.
I honestly am not a big fan of walls of text either. Writers that just write 'medium' amounts are generally my favorite.
That's because I'm shit, though.
>>3366033
"Nothing," huh, Ms. Cat Burglar?
>>3366069
Doesn't stop people from imitating her style and thinking it's good or any of her little lapdogs.
>>3366068
Never said I was the best. Also Parsee isn't cute.
>>3366071
Force awful rp, have a her own little pets, fake personality. We need more quality control here.
>its an 'active avas are shitty circlejerkers' episode
>>3366010
They havent really given definitive answers minus saying that you're great/fun to talk to :>
>>3366082
I was... gonna give it back..
>>3366082
This. Writing around 6-8 sentences is usually the optimal amount. Maybe more if you want to be a little more detailed.
Writing 15+ sentences for each reply is overkill.
>>3366060
>Hugs back from the light.
>>3366063
I had a lot of fun then as well, still getting my bearings on writing better then, not much better I would say but I might be improving~ Yoko was very fun
>>3365565
>Rachel sighed before sitting up straight and closing her eyes as she recalled.
I'll have to skim over most of it.
My father watched over the human race, therefor when he passed, I had to take the mantle. Since then I have overseen the pieces fall into place during the reign of Takamagahara, witnessing Terumi's return and defending Kagutsuchi from the Nox Nyctores – Gigant: Take-Mikazuchi. It was quite an ordeal. After that I had a falling out with Takamagahara and lost my ability to Observe. I was mostly powerless during the Continuum Shift, unfortunately, and merely watched as Izanami put an end to the time loop and introduced a world of death. Takamagahara was disabled as a result. After that, I went to Ikaruga and witnessed the Master Unit: Amaterasu appear in the human plane and the awakening of the Sword of the Godslayer, Kusanagi. As the Imperator, Izanami, revealed herself, the boundaries between worlds started to falter, allowing alternate realities to spill over and endanger each other. I suppose such a phenomenon is what allows me to be here.
Well, that's a very, very brief approximation. Does that sate your curiosity?
>>3366145
>Pokes your cheek
Hello there Oni-onee~
>Oh and Ashigara says she loves you but won't be able to get on for a while.
>>3366149
I don't have a preferred post size. If my partner wants more or less, that's all I care about in any given session.
>>3366117
"If you don't like them don't RP with them" has been a rule here since the very beginning, and I don't see why that should change now. As long as they aren't intentionally trying to destroy the threads like LD did, I don't see the benefit of trying to police things like that.
W-whaaaaat? anon! don't open the door, I'm getting dressed!
>>3366145
>Lupin hugs the nakano
Missed you cutie
>>3366193
>Completely ignores you, runs in the room, and jumps face-first into your exposed tummy
>>3366117
So anyone who attracts others enough to have multiple sessions is actively ruining the threads?
>>3366153
She brings them out in droves. They worship her awful writing like some kind of second coming. Hopefully she offs herself soon or moves to discord so we never see her again
>>3366082
But everyone is different. There's really nothing we can do about it which is slightly disappointing. I find typing a 10 line response just too much since I hate the feeling that their putting in so much work when I'm not.
>>3366193
>takes several pictures in rapid sucession
>>3366193
Oh my oh my oh my I apologize Tokitsukaze, I seem to have mistaken your room for mine.
>Closed the door.
>all this shit slinging
Constructive criticism is always helpful, but this is just spitefulness
>>3366128
Aww... that's incredibly sweet of them. Thank you for passing that along Jinx. They're lovely people.
>>3366145
I'm mostly trying to differentiate my writing between avas. I've been trying first person with Alice, but I can't stand it.
>>3366193
>He opens the door further, tugging at his cock through his pants.
Which ava has the worst fanbase?
>>3366174
Hello Maria~
(Very fun I don't mind and I do love you as always~)
>>3366201
>Lupin gets pet by the Nakano.
Of course you did but I was just here briefly.
>>3366245
I mostly just do things different when I'm someone else which makes sense~
>>3366290
DMG
>>3366295
You are always here just briefly!
>>3366219
Not to whiteknight her out the ass, but you can't really blame her for the shitter scrubs licking her boots and whining about their own crappy prose. I think it's hilarious that people regard creative writing as some enviable life skill.
You are well within your rights to shitpost about it, though.
>>3366236
Hey there, Haven't seen you around here before.
>>3366128
Mhm.
Sure you were.
>>3366156
>His face quickly falls from optimistic and interested to what can only be called the 'struggling to understand' look. Extremely focused, he buckles down, planting both hands on his knees, trying to take in all of the information being thrown at him. When her explanation finishes, he sits up, nodding slowly.
I see. You lost your ability to watch over the humans, and it seems you got involved in a conflict with dimensions? How interesting.. You said your father died? Was he not immortal as you were?
>>3366295
So how is my second favorite Shinkaisei-kan going~?
>I'm not Ashigara I just know them, they can't post on 4 and if you need to say anything I can relay it.
>>3366325
>And I wonder why that is anon.
>>3366315
Not my fault it's so late..you also ran away from someone anyway.
>>3366290
I hate Ainz in general
>>3366345
(I meant to say her instead of you, but eh, I'll be waiting for her return.)
I'm well just tired.
>>3366357
I ran away from someone? i kind of dropped off somewhere along the way... wait are you a vampire? how cruel to me~
>>3365642
Make this the next OP
Mechanon here
Take a chill pill this shit is just supposed to be fun and maybe you wank to it a few times
All this negatvity is horseshit
>>3366290
Iowa. Kick her out the door already. We need a real savior to come to /erp/
>>3366338
I was gonna, you didn't give me or Gwen any time to explain! >:(
>>3366362
T-that's mean, apologize!
>>3366372
Best booty.
>>3366372
>You baka~
Aw, haven't seen you around very often so you must be incredibly busy.
>>3366290
Karl
>>3366378
This is gonna sound pathetic as fuck but people need to stop writing so much in the threads
It's making people upset, killing motivation, and just doing more harm than good
Is Diego gone from the thread yet?
>>3366205
A-anonnnn!
>She gasps when you jump on her and rub your face on her exposed tummy, feeling how it slightly tickles she blushed in embarrassment
>>3366233
W-whaaatt? don't take picturess!
>She tugs the blankets, trying to cover her body
>>3366236
O-ooohhh.....
>Her blush lightens and she sighs in relief
>>3366256
Anon.... c-can you please leave mmmyy rooom?.. I want to get dressed....
>She looks at him, blushing and using one of her pillows to cover her tummy
>>3366379
And who comes closest to embodying this savior?
>>3366399
How so?
>>3366404
Why do you want me gone?
>>3366380
You /ripped my TV off the wall./
How do you explain that?
>>3366379
Have to ask this. Who would be the person or persons to save ERP?
>>3366362
Seconding Ainz. This forced "thread father" shit needs to stop.
>>3366414
Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
>>3366403
I really don't understand this logic at all.
>>3366374
Stop feigning ignorance I told you I was before!
>>3366397
(I am~)
Gotta have time for myself you know~ always there to watch over me it seems.
>>3366428
We need someone to pick up Gwyndolin and save us.
>>3366430
I was only joking though, Anon.
I like Ainz.
So technically you 'first' it.
>>3366362
That's a shame, I like you and your RP style. I won't talk to you or your son again.
>>3366380
It's okay Jinx, he can think what he likes.
>>3366376
I still think saturday night is best. I can scrounge up a summer festival or something for next thread if people want a theme.
>>3366378
Mechanon, you can't blogpost as much as you do and then get buttmad when people want to shitstorm a bit. Let them clear the air a bit.
>>3366431
Sure, just give me a second, alright?
>closes door
>goes back to sleep
>>3366427
That was Gwen, and...um... we thought it was a present for us...! Yep, that's it.
>>3366440
I've got to make sure my friends are all well missy. Now you best be taking care of yourself in every way!
>>3366290
Anon.
