HG Thread
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Final two...
>>3358919
See, when we cuddle, I'm usually thinking of what to make for dinner, or if my wings are in an awkward position.
This is what you think of.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3358964
Go El!
>>3358944
A-ah, oh well. I'll say hi next time I see you!
>>3358999
So uh
When's spike gonna get cucked again?
>>3359020
I was never cucked by definition.
>>3359020
>tfw he gets cucked by Sol
>>3359034
>all I know is time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
I will need beta testers.
Either now, or tomorrow.
What works:
Ctrl+shift+S to Save a category of events into a formatted text file. This file can easily be edited and can be used as a replacement for working on the website. Also as backups.
Ctrl+Shift+V to paste either a range of (or all) events in a text file on the brantsteele website, by sending the data straight to brantsteele's servers.
This gets an average speed of 260 events per minute and a failure rate of 0%. Category is automatically written and read from the first line of the file.
What does not work yet:
Arena events.
All in all a pretty good thing, it definitely has a use-case.
The webm shows
>saving of 2 whole categories
>deleting the fatal feast events and re-adding them from the .txt file created before
>>3359020
LITTLE
>>3359009
>>3358964
Unfortunately...
>>3359089
Congratulations, Beerus.
Thanks for hosting, Ram.
>>3359089
...Not the case.
>>3358968
Yeah you should check out ASMDSS. They have all kinds of sayings and stories like that
>>3358999
So what's for dinner?
>>3359089
Someone seems to share my curse...
>Sigh
I feel sorry for the man
>>3359103
The results.
>>3359103
Welp, congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>3359020
when kamina comes back
>>3359103
Congrats Beerus.
>>3359156
Thanks as always Host.
>>3359089
That's saddening, but hey, she got this far right? Oh and I don't think you're other sister likes me much, but I'll keep trying!
>>3359103
Congratulations Beerus!
Thanks for hosting Rammy! It was fun to watch!
>>3359103
Thank you for hosting
>>3359103
Good work, hairless cat. So, Ram-chops, when is Sol's new porno coming out? I hear you play a pretty big role~.
>>3358962
Scar, hm? Looks like you've taken a beating even before this hole...
>>3359103
Congratulations, Beerus
>>3359156
Thanks for hosting
>>3359156
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3359156
>>3359103
Grats Beerus. Thanks for hosting
>>3359103
>>3359156
Congratulations, Beerus.
Thank you for hosting.
>>3359156
Thanks for hosting Ramlethal.
>>3359107
Maybe a seafood medley?
But I was thinking I've been doing too much fish lately and also considered grilling up some steaks, maybe with a mushroom gravy.
>>3359156
Thank you for hosting.
Is this yours? >>3359213
>>3359190
>hugs
>>3359182
Here.
>>3359219
Having a hankering for beef lately? That's new.
>>3359247
Does it matter? you can keep it if you want.
>>3358942
T-The only thing full of hot air is your head, talking to a Crimson Demon in such a manner! It appears that all of your brain matter is located in your large breasts!
>>3359257
Get off me, you fool.
>>3359247
Yes send it back.
>>3359261
Well, I was just thinking you might prefer a little variety. I wouldn't want you to get bored.
>>3359247
Do you want me to pick her up?
>>3359247
...Maybe?
>>3359247
We don't own people.
>>3359054
Hey, fuck you. I'd never do something like that.
>>3359181
That she did. She did not even fall in combat so I can not be upset at her for that. I did state that she could be difficult to talk to.
>>3359186
It is withing my understanding that yaoi only had males in it.
>>3359065
I would test it if I wasn't a complete retard. Thanks for the free shit, Aikawa.
>>3359301
Yes please.
>>3359300
Food's food kiddo. I wouldn't mind it if you decided to whip up something vegetarian.
>>3359333
it literally has 2 buttons
just save your code and then play around with it
>>3359316
You should know better by now.
>>3359186
I guess you could say that...I went through some pretty rough times, and almost lost my life before pledging my allegiance to those who were about to kill me.
Im goin too rule the world!1!!11
>>3359361
>Are you old valentine?
>>3359356
I-I'm literally a retard, I'd hate to waste your time due to my own ineptitude.
>>3359258
It looks good!
thank you again for hosting.
guys omg america is going t invade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsvaH588lOEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsvaH588lOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsvaH588lOE
>>3359361
Sounds to me like you're the world's biggest kissass.
>>3359332
Who said it was yaoi?
>>3359354
There was this eggplant lasagna I was dying to try out. Maybe I could do that?
>>3359386
You are welcome.
>>3359156
Oh...congratulations and thank you for hosting Ram. I'll just go back to the ship now.
Aikawa did more for the community than everyone else. Thank him you ungrateful fucks.
>>3359385
It'll be fine https://drive.google.com/uc?export=download&id=0B4Ll3E-1-FW_SGVIeDliM3o3V00
>>3359395
Sounds similar to Jade Helm
>>3359332
But that's okay, you know me, I'm dumb and infectious! But I keep forgetting to ask El something... I've forgotten what is was a couple of times too...
>>3359416
Oh you're leaving El? Well I hope you have fun with the rest of your day!
>>3359434
>this
>people always complaining about his tools
>>3359406
Eggplant and lasagna? What kind of stupid idiot are you?
>>3359434
Nah
>>3359401
It would be the only thing he would participate in it seems.
>>3359416
El. You did well.
>>3359445
It may not affect her. What do you keep forgetting?
>>3359435
I-I'll hop right on it boss, will let you know of my results soon.
>>3359434
But I do thank him. He's a wizard.
>>3359469
You substitute the noodles for the eggplant. It looks really good, honest.
>>3359497
Thanks
>>3359379
>The one and only
>>3359401
I didnt really have a choice in the situation, it was either I die now, or join them in hopes of gaining their trust before backstabbing them. I chose the latter of the two.
>>3359455
>people complain when things don't work
This surprises you?
>>3359478
Didn't you said you were leaving? Take your weird hat along while you're at it.
>>3359406
Sounds like an interesting recipe.
>>3359478
I was going to ask for advice! I asked Ms. Patchouli for some last night and it helped, but hey I think I can become friends with your sister, I'm interested in your family, well in anyone's family really..
>>3359514
>complaining about free tools
>>3359548
This. We should be thankful that he wants to take time to make these tools.
>>3359522
It looks pretty good. Might be nice to serve it with a fresh salad. You know. Tomatoes, avocado, maybe a little fetta. Something to complement it.
>>3359434
is aikawa the same person as hoshi?
>>3359506
>>3359435
>Jumping on this beta train. Iirc, the events have to be in .txt, right?
>>3359478
I'm sure he'd like to go into other mediums. Just no where without his highness~
>>3359498
>Eggplant Parm is the shit.
>>3359498
Wha-what? First of all, it's not even noodles. It's some kind of thin Italian thing you don't really understand. And second, eggplants don't go well with anything. Anything!
>>3359576
>Eggplant in general is just great.
>>3359581
The pasta thing can also be called noodles, and eggplant is great. Maybe you just haven't tried it in the right dish.
>>3359574
No, no they are not the same person...
>>3359570
Ooh, that sounds tasty. I do love me some guacamole
>>3359548
It's human nature to complain when things don't work, even if it's free. If it works, continues working, and is free, they'll practically suck your dick with praise
>>3359615
>they actually work, maybe it's your shit tier pc
>>3359611
No, little lizard kid. You don't get it. Don't try to argue with the Y2J himself. He knows his materials.
Did I miss anything mindbogglingly important or is it just the same old.
>>3359616
You do? Then we've GOT to have a chip and dip night. Variety of homemade chips, various different dips, maybe a movie and snuggles.
That can come after the eggplant lasagna. Maybe tomorrow.
>>3359642
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save you some of the lasagna and show you how good it is.
>>3359633
It will continue working, then inexplicably stop working for no understandable reason just randomly.
>>3359660
Guess.
>>3359516
No. That as my sister. Pay attention before you decide to force yourself into a conversation.
>>3359546
Ah. Jack-o seems friendly enough but she is never here. And the original has that along with a personality similar to mine first days here.
>>3359576
If he ever gets tired of the king, I doubt he would go for El and I. He has shown dislike to us both.
>>3359576
>the events have to be in .txt, right?
You should save one .txt first to see how the .txt file is made.
It's built like this:
First line describes the category.
after that, you got the list of events.
nonfatal events are listed like this:
>Eventdescription
>Number of players
>empty line
>Eventdescription
>Number of players
>empty line
Example:
(Player1) and (Player2) are part of an event.
2
>empty line
Fatal events have the following structure:
>Eventdescription
>number of players
>List of killers
>list of killed
>empty line
Example:
(Player1) kills (Player2) and (Player3).
3
Player1
Player2, Player3
empty line
you guys are gay
>>3359667
And I'll be there to laugh at it and throw the rest away on this Thursday Night Smackdown!
>>3359672
That's boring. Why can't a nuke be dropped here or something.
Why was homecoming postponed?
>>3359689
I can't be gay if I have a harem, anon.
>>3359689
me too
>>3359720
popular vote
>>3359705
You'd waste good food that easily?
>>3359689
Incorrect. That would go t El. She is the happiest being I have seen.
>>3359678
I'm still watching you know some days.
>>3359680
>example of a fatal list
>indissscreetly plantsss a COBRA nuke
>>3359689
What did you just call me, stupid idiot? Don't you know that I'm the best there is at what I do and it just happens that your dad and I don't share the same profession.
>>3359667
That sounds like an amazing idea! Warm, fresh tortilla chips are the best..
>>3359718
Getting caught up in a nuclear blast is fun for you?
>>3359768
>disarms it
>>3359752
>>3359680
>Alright. I'll check it out. How do you put them into the simulator?
>>3359611
>Very true.
>>3359678
And you think he'd go balls to the wall for Lord Femboy?
>>3359752
So, question, how would this work along with the character limit? Does it just straight up bypass that? (I'm assuming it does, because it's part of the html, not the server side)
>>3359689
Tell me something I don't know.
>>3359471
Fuck you Superman. You are equally as shit as Aquaman.
>>3359768
>they were shooting at it
>>3359775
Well, I'll be sure to have all you can eat.
Any ideas on the movie?
>>3359751
You are? Have you witnessed my developments?
>>3359792
He is more closer to him than us.
>>3359768
I can detect that you know... But I'm sure as hell not going to stop you.
>>3359775
When it comes to my job and this place sometimes? It would be great
>>3359678
I like the name Jack-O gave me, Kite-O, it's nice. But your older sister will just take time I suppose, it's fine though I have time.
>>3359720
To incite my wrath.
>>3359799
It bypasses everything that is not declined by the server.
You can even try adding 10-player events, but the simulator will only display 6 portraits and names when they actually happen.
>>3359792
By pressing Ctrl+Shift+V and selecting the .txt file you want to insert.
You can also specify line numbers then, if you only want to add a range of events of the file.
>>3359733
I'm Chris Jericho! 3 times the world heavyweight champion, 9 times the intercontinental champion, and can throw away as many lasagnas there is, and especially if it's made with some purple tomatoes.
>>3359778
W-WHAT. That bomb cosssted me a fortune and sssome random jussst walksss up and disarmsss it!?
>>3359820
Rude right?
>>3359837
That'sss right, you're not! Now excussse me, I have to leave the blasst radiusss!
>>3359837
You might want to find a job you'll be happier working fella.
>>3359832
Mmmm.... Something funny.
>>3359857
So the limit remover isn't needed if I would use that tool?
>>3359892
Nope.
>>3359878
More like reckless and stupid
>>3359857
>Sounds like a plan.
>>3359835
>She snickers.
Who would've thought...
>>3359832
Look at you. Finally putting away your theater mop?
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
>>3359872
Still seems like a waste. At least try some first.
>>3359879
You spent more time in the human world than me. What kind of funny stuff is out there?
>>3359878
What's the big idea? If a nuke dropped here I'd be dead! You can't just kill a rockstar like that!
...can you?
>>3359892
>>3359895
It has no problem with adding whatever you enter into the text file.
>>3359917
That was for one joke picture. It was a favour.
>>3359878
Need a lift?
>>3359879
It's not that I don't enjoy doing it, it just can get dull sometimes. I also like big explosions that level everything.
IM A ALABAMA ___________
>>3359921
TOUCHDOWN VIRGINIA TECH
Hello comrades
hey
>>3359945
>a alabama
>>3359900
Of courssse! After all, they are the Joesss!
>>3359924
I...uh, if my lawyer isss better than your lawyer, then anything issss possible!...I think
>>3359843
Jack-o does seem childish enough to get everyone to like her. As for my older sister, I have no idea about her. Enough about me for now. Are you well.
>>3359911
It may be possible that the events in those films become reality.
>>3359951
You might want to move away from the blast radius. Mask guy put down a bomb.
>>3359951
How'd the iron curtain feel severing your head from your body as it fell on you?
>>3359835
Various accounts...I do think you're becoming one of your own, is that what you referred to?
>has sexual relations with poster above
Do we need a host?
>>3360014
me to
>>3359941
Well it couldn't have very well refused it, could it?
>>3359978
I'm fine, I'm steadily getting happier and happier ever, things seem to be falling in place and I'm establishing a routine.
>>3359923
So much. I couldn't even begin to narrow it down.
>>3359942
Ooh yeah me too. Provided we're far away of course.
>>3359951
Hey Soviet.
>>3359960
How are ya?
>>3359973
What was it you were trying to liquidate?
>>3359942
Nope! But you'll be needing one! Hahahaha!
>blasssstss Boba'sss thrusster pack
Now to make my daring esscape on MY thrusster pack!
>it immediately failsss as soon as it was airborne
Oh no...
>>3360021
no fuck off and die you piece of shit cancer I hope you fucking choke on your mom's dick tonight and die of fucking cancer alone in a coma I fucking hate
nvmm
hostp ls
>>3359995
Painless but it was going to happen eventually.
>>3359993
Don't worry. I have magic ways.
>grabs AK
RUSH B CУКA БЛЯTЬ!
>defuses bomb
>Counter Terrorists win
>>3359973
Not if I can help myself with multiple lawyers! I bet with enough lawyers, I can bring back the Lion Tamers as my finisher again. Who cares if I might legit break people's necks? And to top it off, I'll grow my hair longer!
>>3360043
...
>>3360021
yes
>>3360023
No, I mean I did the photo as a-
Look, it was a joke.
>>3360033
Any favourites stand out?
>>3360063
Don't listen to him, Ichimatsu. A game would be great.
>>3360063
baby pls i am sorry host
>>3359978
I'd pay good money to see that...
>>3360021
Sure. Entertain me.
>>3360033
Hey Sunset. How are you? Russian phrased day is Пpивeт чyвaк. It means Hello dude is Russian.
>>3360074
No need to be so hard on yourself.
>>3360063
>Hugs.
Hi again Ichimastu!
>>3360021
If you'd kindly.
>>3360090
I'm not being hard on myself.
>>3360063
Well мyдaк. Are you just going sit in self pity or are you going to fucking host блять
>>3360033
Obviously. I don't like the thought of being disintegrated.
>>3360042
>slowclap
Way to go champ.
>>3360057
You diffuse bombs?
>>3360115
Calling what you were doing a joke? Please.
>>3360126
I'm going to sit here and wait for someone who's better at hosting, obviously. I know when I'm not needed. I'm used to it.
>>3360000
That is what I like to believe. I feel I have experienced many things.
>>3360024
I see. You enjoy being in a routine?
>>3360082
I do not understand what you and El find so enjoyable in it. What I saw looked like fighting. With the king winning most of them.
>>3360138
If it wasn't, I wouldn't have been smiling in the picture.
>>3360074
So many I wouldn't even be able to narrow it down.
>>3360088
Ah, spasiba tovarish. How are you doing today?
>>3360133
Really puts a fuckin damper on things
>>3360149
IM SORRY PLEASE FUCKING HOST YOU DOUBLE ASS FUCKING PENIS INDULGINF EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3360166
Well, then I'll leave it with you. Pick a few you wanna watch, and I'll worry about the food.
>>3360033
E-Everything. It wasss sssupposed to mark the new age of COOOOOOOOBRA
>>3360062
Oh no, he hasss mutiple lawyersss. He called my bluff...
HEY, FRIEND. Why don't we get you out of the blassst radiusss, yesss? We don't want legal action to take place, no sssir!
>>3360133
>rattlesss furiousssly
D-Don't mock me! I am a Commander! Do you WANT to be food for my Garter Sssnakes?!
>>3360149
HOST RIGHT NOW!
>>3360149
>>3360156
>She bursts out laughing.
My god, I can hardly breathe...
Whew...
That's just the icing on the cake...
>>3360149
But I thought you knew how to host. Then who is going to host? What is going on? Is my life just a one big collection of lies? Was Benoit onto something?
>>3360158
Either way, you definitely would have been smiling.
>>3360133
Дa! As part of stopping the kebabs that haven't been getting edgy suicidal teens other ranks.
>>3360166
Very well.
>>3360194
Go back to your goat wife you filthy kebab terrorist.
>>3360207
I think you really don't understand my feelings.
>>3360212
I'll only host if you promise to make Soviet x Ichimatsu a thing again.
>>3360149
Well I will do you favor.
>grabs pistol and shoots near your head
Now your suffering is over.
>>3360220
When it comes to Sunset, did you always understand them either?
>>3360156
Yup, I mean I could always stray from it if I feel like and do something different, so it's fine for me.
When is Homecoming again?
>>3360194
....Wait, what?
>>3360190
Alrighty. I'll give it a good think.
>>3360166
Makes telling the tale a whole lot more difficult as well.
>>3360194
Do YOU want to die here on the spot? Or better, I could drop you off on Tatooine to be food for a Sarlaac.
>>3360212
HA!!! Do you mean they have suicide bombers?
>>3360241
>deployes parachute and uses AK leaf blower to fly away
>>3360194
Do I have to walk out of the blast radius? It would be nice if there was a bike or something. Walking is for poor people. Not rockstars.
>>3360158
I can't really tell how lizards' face expressions look like. I'm not Jake Roberts you know.
>>3360260
18th
Good evening citizens.
>>3360260
http://itsalmo.st/#homecoming_8os5p
>>3360212
AH! Where did you come from!? Better quesstion, what ARE you!?
>>3360262
I...uh, wanted everything to be incinerated. You know, ssso COBRA would reign sssupreme?
>>3360253
Can I use a lifeline?
>>3360262
I'm sure you'll make great choices. Anything else you want for the food department? Maybe drinks?
>>3360269
I thought you'd know what a smile and a frown is.
>>3360289
>>3360289
>>3360289
Okabe confirmed Ghost.
>>3360201
I suppose it is amusing seeing Sol lose. That may be a factor as to why he burned all of it.
>>3360257
Even I am not sure if that is something I want.
>>3360260
Next week.
>>3360277
It is average.
>that OP
OKABE CONFIRMED KAMINA
>>3360267
Dead men don't tell any tales
>>3360286
Why would you want to reign over a pile of ash? What's the point?
If you want to take over, take it over whole with minimal collateral damage.
>>3360298
What happened?
>>3360286
A Russian Soldier. I kill Terrorist Arabs like you as job
>>3360156
Then you're right, you don't need Mother as you're Ramlethal Valentine, your own being.
>>3360332
I must say it is. What is your name citizen?
>>3360322
>>3360335
Sure thing.
>>3360338
A ghost.
>>3360277
Imperial.
>>3360336
Unless you're one of those Jedi ghost things which sucks because that means they can rat me out.
>>3360332
Jesus christ...please tell me you have copies of that shit somewhere.
>>3360298
Did I miss somethin'?
>>3360277
Hello, yourself, Janus.
>>3360294
You can never be too sure about anything. You can be sure about that Chris Jericho is the best at what his does, though.
>>3360365
Isn't it hot under that thing? It's summertime for crying out loud.
>>3360365
Ya just can't get away with anything these days.
>>3360294
That's a good question.... How about some sweet tea?
>>3360393
Back when the wwe title didn't have shitty bling and spinners and then kept the same design so it looks like absolute shit
first 36
I'll host if Senpai unblocks me
>>3360267
Are...are you even ssspeaking englissh?
>>3360269
Are you ssseriousss?! Pl-pleassse, walk! Jussst thiss one time! I DON'T WANNA GET SSSUED.
>>3360277
I don't remember desssigning robotss to look like that...
>>3360336
I, uh...UH..
I'm the expert ssstrategist here! You think don't think I have, uh, plansss for thiss!?
>>3360341
Russssia!? Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaha!
Are you going to attack me with ssstickss and ssstoness?! When wasss the lasst time you ate food?
Can Aikawa make a tool that makes me find happiness?
Alright, enough messing around. I'll get a thread going in a minute. This time it won't be made by someone other than me.
>>3360393
What about Dean?
>>3360404
I could do that. Surprised you don't want something harder, though.
>>3360416
God i miss the big gold belt.
>>3360417
Origami
>>3360356
I want to hear your title first.
>>3360346
It is odd hearing that. Living through that. You seem to be well though. So maybe it it will be the same for me.
>>3360378
As I stated, he burned all of the copies we have seen. Though I will try looking for it.
>>3360400
Valentine?
>>3360417
Saki Minagawa
>>3360417
Aussa
Alright thread in a minute
>>3360417
Spike?
>>3360421
I'm starting to doubt it
Ok guys thread in a second
>>3360417
Shiragami
!
>>3360365
Bounty Hunter. How goes business?
>>3360380
Hello again Aussa. HOw are you this fine evening?
>>3360421
I am not a robot, citizen. Learn to respect your protectors.
>>3360440
I am Supreme Grandmaster Janus, citizen. Tell me yours now.
>>3360432
>>3360446
This is interesting.
>>3360417
Eggman-kun
>Suddenly, hosts out the woodwork
>>3360446
Uh, nevermind
>>3360393
I have temperature control in this thing. I'm quite comfortable.
>>3360404
There's always carbonate and tossing it out the airlock
>>3360417
Boba Fett
>>3360421
The fuck's english
thread in a second
>>3360417
Kneesocks
>>3360417
Premier Dimitri
>>3360421
That's it. FIRE THE KATYUSHAS!
>>3360440
Hehehehe....maybe Raven will get a kick out of it...
>>3360417
Lord Beerus
>>3360480
>>3360480
>>3360480
>>3360480
Thread soon.
>>3360417
Ghost
>>3360435
It was simple yet not a mockery unlike the new one and then the new womens champion belt is the same exact design so now we got two shitty looking belts
take me higher
lift me higher
with your speed
I need fire
b u m p
stick
bomp
buuump
Burp
bamp
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