/sug/-Steven Universe General
Substitution Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
https://youtu.be/nqniSO8kxFo
https://youtu.be/teWw7UQ-0F4
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
You guys heard, right? The hiatus is permanent.
>>331880
gonna need a source for this load of shit
first for Canadian /sug/
xth for Lapis raping Jasper at the bottom of the sea.
>>331896
>source for this load of shit
This is where they usually come from
>>331916
Don't call me a Canadian unless I'm traveling abroad.
for posterity
>>331916
>>331932
Yeah, me neither. 100% pure brown bean produce.
still goin strong
>>331742
imma post both, fuck you
>>331950
You're getting the axe
>>331943
I am really liking this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbvHZHD_e9U
^more inspirational music. It's no Jim Hall/Bill Evans, but it seems appropriate.
>>/co/77766695
>>331962
>forgot the third greater than
Fuck me.
>>>/co/77766695
>>331962
here lemme hold your hand for a sec
>>>/co/77766695
>>331971
>>331962
>>331975
These false flaggers will be the death of us.
>>331971
>>331975
Why would you do this /sug/?
>>331980
>implying it was any of us
you really don't understand how it works over on /co/, do you anon
>19 posts
>10 IPs
>463 threads per day
>100% autistic
>>331979
It doesn't matter
>>331998
>200% erect for Pearl
If you missed it
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/77766695/
WOW IT'S LAPIS WITH A BLANKET BY SUCROSE HOLY SHIT
I'm not sure if this was posted earlier but it's really cute she even a Jasper in a blanket how cute.
http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/134103157518/homeworld-winter-warmups-currently-drawing-with-a
>>332025
You got 8 new Lapis pics in an hour?
You really are shooting for the 1000 mark aren't you? Shine on, you crazy Lapisfag.
>>332025
Throw yourself down a well, pissfag.
>>332035
>coming at Hooray for Lapis!fag like that
you must be new here
>>77766882
this is all that matters
>>332019
![1448692963211[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/m9lfdWX.png "1448692963211[1].png")
>>332019
You know, the art is not that bad.
Sadly he had to have one of the worst fetishes.
>>332019
No. This does not hold up to my high standards of /ss/.
>>332037
>you must be new here
What the fuck kind of argument is that
And no, I'm not new. Just fucking tired of the depressive lapisfags
They all deserve to die, and lucky for me, 2 are down already.
>>332048
I think he meant Lapisfag
Lapisfag
Lapissfag
pissfag
I wouldn't worry about it
>>332054
Oh boy /sug/s got a new edgelord
Did you just roll in from /b/ there buckaroo?
>>>77766882
>>332039
>>332066
>thread is long past deletion
>linked twice in the general already
>still fails not once, but twice
Third time's the charm, champ.
credits to the anon on here
>>>77758700
I'm no bigot, but /sug/ would be a lot more respectable if all the waifu devotees would take a hike. Infinitychan's more their speed anyways.
What are you guys even trying to linking a dead thread.
>>332086
Oh anon
You can't separate the waifufagging from /sug/. We all have waifus, to a certain extent.
Credits to the anon in this thread.
>>>/co/77758700#p77766882
I want to crack Lapis' gem in between a pair of vice grips!
>>332066
>>332080
I actually feel bad for you fucks.
>>>/co/77758700
>>>/co/77766882
There.
>>332112
You're not Hooray for Lapis!fag!
Imposter!
>>332086
it seems you don't know how this all works, every game , show , or whatever the fuck entertains you all run off of shippers and waifufags , they just happen to go under different titles. we need them to survive whether we like it or not
>>332112
Wait a minute something doesn't add up here....
>>332113
this is me right now
thank you
>>332141
What do you mean? It's me, I have all the images and I love Lapis!
We're breaking too many walls here
If you get too meta, you lose sight of the stage
>>332143
I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you need to lurk more.
>this is me right now
Instead of
>mfw
Is a dead give away.
>>332163
I'm getting confused, I don't know which memes associate with what anymore.
>>332163
WHY is Pearl so fucking fat?
>>332171
yea you're right
i'll go back to https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/
I am that Pearl that wishes for [spoiler]three more wishes![/spoiler]
This thread is just awful.
I'm going to bed, /sug/. Goodnight.
>>332272
Good night, Anonymous No. 332272!
>>332272
Goodnight, Perifag. Remember, it only gets worse from here on out.
>>332272
Goodnight, see you tomorrow.
>>332217
it's not going to get better with time.
DESIGNATED
>>332319
Cold Tea Anon had it right. I should've killed myself months ago
do u guys like my lapis foot fetish art please rate out of 19 thank u
>>332356
nice meme
>>332355
i hate my family
>>332355
Sat awkwardly at the dinner table, ate literally an entire turkey while my family asked about my relationship and, not kidding, questioned my sexuality.
Cold Tea Anon definitely had the right idea.
>>332368
Also, this looks fucking awesome anon. Can't wait to see the finished product
>>332355
Surprisingly, I didn't go full awkward NEET this time and made decent conversation. I'm going to be eating left overs for the next week.
>>332413
Are you kidding I'll take any genital you shove in my face.
>>332383
Yeah but what did you answer?
Did you finally tell them you worship the murdercock?
>>332368
Smoking is bad.
>Yoto would rather drawfag for the Peanuts people than us
We deserve it tbqh
>>332456
Maybe on Christmas anon. And I do like the varguba too.
>>332462
I mean let's be honest.
Who would ever want to dwell in the trash with the likes of us?
>>332462
gees anon, when we go back to /co/ the drawfags will come back
does he have a tumblr? might as well request
>>332355
Silently hating my family more than usual.
At least a fight didn't break out.
>>332217
Isn't wishing for more wishes cheating?
>>332383
I'm gonna be honest anon I'm just impressed you ate literally an entire turkey. Like, full size?
Either you're a bodybuilder or a professional fatass
>>332355
I used my cousin for sexual.
>>332500
>I wish I could cheat!
>>332355
We don't celebrate it here, I spent it working so I can buy some vidya for Christmas.
>>332516
Deplorable.
>>332506
>>332506
God dammit anon you can't do that
>>332462
We deserve it like we deserved Zuke leaving us.
>>332355
i sat next to my brother the whole time and only spoke to him, my dad and uncle made fun of my awkwardness the whole time, i had to stay until 8 at night, i stayed up the rest of the night reading OPM, goodnight.
>>332462
drawfags are not sworn to a cause, man
Why do you think "he betrayed us" or something, they just draw what they want where they want
there's no contract signing, there's no blood oath taken
that said, i'd totally do altar sacrifices to drawfags for more long hair pearl, wink wink nudge nudge honk honk
>>332583
>>332499
>>332487
>>332462
>>332446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_BpDTA4zw8
Hey anybody here knows what 作れよ means?
>>332622
FUCK YOU DAD
>>332620
Google translate says "Tsukureyo." I don't know what the hell that means, though.
>>332622
>But some autistic edgelord ruined it for us.
What are you talking about? I never heard of this
>>332622
F-f-fuck you dad! I'M SORRY WE'RE NOT REDDIT. WOULD THAT MAKE YOU LOVE ME? IF I SUCKED AS MANY COCKS AS REDDIT?
*sniff* I wish I was never born.
>>332640
Zuke or an imitator posted some art in her style that said "hang in there, /sug/."
>>332640
Zule used to come to our flockdraws until some edgememe decided to draw edgy shit just to spite everyone. As you know, Zuke is a nervous wreck and it triggered her. She never came back.
>>332636
well crap,
thank you mate
>>332622
>r/StevenUniverse
>>332622
FUCK OFF DAD I DIDN'T MAKE YOU RAPE ME ALL THOSE TIMES
>>332654
>Zuke is a nervous wreck and it triggered her. She never came back.
didn't she learn from the Asian or what
>>332622
You know you don't mean that. r/StevenUniverse is no fun, and Sugar likes us more anyway.
>>332663
Never compare the Holy Zuke with the filthy Asian
>>332622
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T SUCK ENOUGH DICK TO MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS DAD
I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAYS DAD
>>332622
I HATE YOU DAD. YOU NEVER CAME TO MY BASEBALL GAMES AND YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME
I WILL COMMIT FUCKING PATRICIDE I SWEAR TO CHRIST
>it's 5:30 on the morning
>and I'm shitposting on a literal trash board
But at least I'm not a freak
>>332708
Freaks are truly the lowest tier of /sug/
>>332715
>>332708
>all these plebs
>on my trash
NO TASTE
NO SHAME
>>332622
/sug/ deals with daddy issues: the post.
Can someone cap this and the replies? I would but I'm on my phone
>tfw no giant gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXRosQNL3ZQ
>>332715
At least they aren't Pearl sufferfags.
>>332726
> no shame
>posts the Garfield monster
oh you freaks never fail to amaze me
>>332732
They haven't tanked any /co/ threads yet.
I remember one time the freaks posted something like 90 pictures in a single thread. Literally over 1/3rd of the thread was dedicated to the freaks. They weren't even discussing anything, for the most part. It was just shameless dumping
>>332754
Oh yeah the thread didn't last an hour and a half with the speed the freaks wered dumping their shit
>>332487
i dont want to but i do
>>332732
suffering is a constant but at least pearls don't stoop as low as the garfield gem
>>332726
>coloring a blurry piece of shit
but why?
>>332754
i'm just here for this.
>>332765
I want to cuddle with creepyPearl!
>>332727
Here you go
Honestly I'm a lazy faggot so it is shit
>>332565
I've been away from sug for like a week or two. What the fuck happened?
>>332763
DUDE NICE
10/10, request was filled to full expectations and more. Keep it up, fAM
>>332754
and it was one of the best /sug/ threads i've ever been in
>>332778
>>332778
David Bowie?!
>>332793
I hope you look back on this comment when you're wondering where it all went wrong in your life.
>>332763
>white lighter
neat
Guys, I'm a bit confused since I'm not a regular in /sug/
What are these "freaks" you're talking about?
>>332754
You know when shit happens I just leave and come back later. These things are temporary and another thread bound to show up, so big deal.
Rather remember the times made something or discussed a thing.
>>332729
>en español
>>332786
Why's the post order so weird?
>>332810
It's the term for Jasperfags.
>>332805
what?
Thats not explain what happened anon.
I assume nothing and anons just blurting out random shit.
>>332732
Pretty sure there's only one or two of those.
>>332810
Jasperfags, I think
>>332815
thats about as long as i take to float back to it.
Alright we all may be awful but take solace in one thing, at least we're bot Anthony Burch.
>>332810
Degenerates.
People who want Jasper's cock in their ass.
Jasperfags.
Ect.
>>332810
Jasper faggots. I dunno where the name came from, apparently some porn comic/story
>>332816
What do you mean? That's how it normally looks
>>332778
You sure?
>>332814
I watched it out of curiosity, I swear I'm not a Mexican
[spoiler]I'm Russian[/spoiler]
>>332820
That's all I have to say about the Zuke incident buddy. Sorry.
>>332810
You're not a regular? Then how the fuck did you find this thread?
>>332822
For fucks sake gems have ears, we've seen them before
Why wouldn't they when they have every other body part
>>332830
>apparently some porn comic/story
I regret nothing.
>>332819
>>332825
>>332829
>>332830
It came from this.
>>332841
>>332729
>she even has the Great Fairy laugh en español
dammit
>>332849
How do we know that their physical bodies are anatomically similar to humans? Aren't they made of light? I remember one anon saying that their "clothes" are basically their skin.
>>332858
Why do you ficking hate Josper?
>>332847
I figured it's an appropriate place for such a shitty general :^)
>>332754
The other faggots guilty of that are the fangfags. The same 30 pics over and over and try to circlejerk in their fetish. Not even footfags are this obnoxious on /sug/
>>332859
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoblewomansLaugh
>>332857
evil pearl or mind broke psycho pearl isn't as fun as suffering pearl.
>>332356
10/10 i enjoyed the quality of your handwriting
>>332729
>those shit voices
>dat shit translation management
my ears are having a seizure right now
also why the fuck do they not translate their names correctly
and what the fuck happened to Steven?
Shameful display, Mexico
>>332884
Yeah, the translation of SU is horrible. You should (or shouldn't) hear the songs, whoever did them doesn't have a fucking idea of what rhythm or metre is: it sounds like the VAs are just talking instead of singing.
>>332879
See the fang gang doesn't really bother anyone and the most they can do is dump about 25 pictures and leave. If there were like 100 fang pics out there it would be malignant. But right now the fang gang is benign, like a gang from West Side Story
what is your fetish? why do you like it?
>>332908
You can guess pretty easily. I don't bloody know why I like it, like pretty much any of my other fetishes.
>>332908
Odontophilia and tongues.
No fucking clue
>>332845
Couldn't find anything in the archive, only zuke interaction I seen was this.
>>332908
rough sex while staring deep into each others eyes as my dick kisses her cervix, some light choking is OK
>>332908
Clearly, perfectly clean and defined, beautiful long and delicate swan-like necks.
I actually have no idea. If you're on the bus with me I'll literally stare at necks as long as the trip takes.
>>332908
Post coitus cuddle afterglow.
>>332919
I wish there was an oldfag here who remembered what happened
>>332908
Yanderes.
I have no idea why.
>>332937
Seems like nothing.
>>332908
Handjobs, I deeply enjoy the delicateness of the hand.
Could you draw Armstrong jacking off the futa Crystal Gems?
>>332908
Futanari, but only if their vaginas are visible. I also like femdom, kissing and true love, handholding, and consensual sex.
>>332908
Choking and casual nudity. I watched a lot of Blade Runner and porn in my early years.
>>332868
Josper is worst mineral
>>332908
My fetish involves passionate lovemaking. Preferably gay.
>>332957
No is Lopis
>>332966
No, is Poil.
>>332966
It's Lapsi.
>>332975
Pepsi Lazuli
>>332945
....who actually likes handjobs?
I'm sorry to point this out in a sea of perfectly questionable fetishes but this one just bothers me. I mean to each his own but...handjobs? Really?
Honestly, in all honesty. Being perfectly honest, reasonably frank and ultimately sincere, who gives a honest fuck about Lauren Zuke?
She's nice, yeah, but so are the other storyboarders. Why the worship?
>>332977
No Ametis
>forgot about an online exam
>didn't study
>it's due 11:59pm tonight
>>332981
You mean you dislike any -jobs or just handjobs?
>>332981
It's seeing the dexterity of the hand at work, the way the muscles move under the skin while bringing pleasure, it's so satisfying to me.
>>332977
my only laptis pic and i use it on you.
>>333000
I used to feel that same kind of stress and pressure, until I dropped out.
Just get the hell away from here and start studying right this fucking second.
Also checked.
>>332965
sure am glad I'm not gay, just thinking about two guys mashing the potato makes my penis very angry
>>332987
Patron Saint of Messy Hair Amethyst, great artist, cute n quirky NEET lesbian, pretty funny too. I mean comparing her episodes to Lamars or Hellen Jo's, its really easy to see that her and Sugar are the best storyboard artists on su.
Not to overlook the fact that Juke the Zuke just kinda became a meme
>>332987
It's the fact that she came in after the worst storyboarder, THE ASIAN and that out of all the episodes she's worked on none of them have been bad. She also draws the gems very pleasingly. [spoiler]And she's kind of cute.[/spoiler]
>>333001
Like I've been beating my dick for years. I am an expert in the art of hand-to-penis lovemaking. Having someone else do it is just like....why? It's like letting a toddler get on your lap and steer down the neighborhood.
>>333002
Hey man if you like it and know why, more power to you. I respect that. I don't understand it, but I respect it.
>>332945
sorry i'm against futa on principle.
no other lewd requests? 4 srs?
>>333042
Thank you for understanding my fetish.
>>333047
What about Armstrong jerking off Steven? Is Steven okay for sexual?
>>332987
Chille Tid, Too Far, and Catch and Release is why.
She can't lose. Every episode she's ever boarded has been perfect, artistically. Her episodes have the best success rate of any other boarder.
>>333047
water baloons titties pearl
i'm not gonna judge if you're also giving her long hair, nudge nudge wink wink
>>332987
She's kinda nerd on her Tweeter
And she hadn't made a bad episode yet.
>>332977
>>333047
Pearl deflowering Steven for his 18th birthday.
>>333068
Now the trilogy is complete
>>333060
>>333073
i know i shouldn't show open disdain when i asked for these requests, but you guys have bad taste, steven is not for sexual
>>333047
Yellow Diamond X Shota Steven lewds.
>>333047
Green space dorito being introduced to the wonders of lesbic sex by [notspoiler]pearl[/notspoiler]
>>333084
He is precisely for sexual.
>>333084
Just draw him as an adult, then it's fine.
>>333084
amy masturbating to thoughts of sardonyx
>>333047
Slobbering, toothy Peridot, please
>>333047
Greg getting a boner over old nude Vidalia.
>>333084
>steven is not for sexual
Literally the only purpose chubby obnoxious ten year-olds have.
>>333098
Gross.
But good manners
>>333084
greg gets a boner from pearl+steven fusion
>>333084
Draw your interpretation of Steven's and Pearl's fusion.
>>333084
Bad Pearl smoking in the nude, with scars if that's okay.
After weeks of warming up and eventual bonding, Garnet returns her stuff to Peri.
They tell her she's free to do whatever she wants, because they trust her not to mess with the Earth.
She goes tsundere about it and leaves. One day x happens and they find Peri living in the Bubble Room, after more tsundere she stays with the CGs.
Just as everything is about to get to status quo Jasper re-emerges, no Lapis in sight. She's incredibly angry and confused a Peridot, and
Is Pearl a masochist?
>>333140
Amethyst threw Peridot's stuff into the ocean, they'd have to have a really good swimmer on the team to get them back, and I don't think Steven can swim that well.
>>333157
Yes
>>333158
>and I don't think Steven can swim that well.
what is Bubble Buddies
>>333158
Garnet literally swims (or walks underwater) every day. I thinkg they have a fair chance of finding them
>>333158
"I'm a really good swimmer"
OKAY /SUG/ HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO WIN A MILLION GOOD BOY BUCKS. WHICH GEM SAID THIS QUOTE.
>>333087
yeah sure, this
>>333169
Uh... Pearl!
>>333169
>GOOD BOY BUCK
Garnet. I don't want your fake monopoly money anon.
>>333098
If it means the fang gang gets new OC, so be it. This.
>>333226
Your right I'm sorry, I was trying to play it cool but failed horribly
>>333243
On phone, but probably Skrillex or Owl City.
>>333243
How do you manage to screw up that bad?
You have White Light/White Heat, you only have to worry about being a casual if you're shitposting.
Mine's Tegan and Sara- Sainthood.
>>333243
It's probably The Very Best Of Fleetwood Mac.
>>332908
Consensual sex, hand-holding, kissing (with or without tongue), true love, futanari.
>>333310
You repulse me
>>333310
You've made me puke all over my keyboard.
>>333310
Sorry, but I'm going to have to kinkshame you
some of you gems are alright
don't go to homeworld tomorrow
sug what do you think?
how is it
>>333316
>>333326
>>333349
Literally nothing turns me on more than partners wanting to show their significant other(s) how much they love them.
>>333395
what are my eyes witnessing
>>333395
Hellfire
HELLFIRE
>>333392
messy
just the way it should be
>>333392
>Those scars
Oh fucking baby.
If I could
Drive my van into your heart
>>333399
>>333411
What is so wrong with two people who genuinely love each other to have loving sex, in which they make each other feel loved by their partner?
>>333477
I could do about
One on two
>>332163
Looks more like Gannon than Pearl.
