Zootopia thread
Nick is fucked up eddition
pastebin : http://pastebin.com/B4CdMR6f
love you, anon.
>>3301117
>old pastebin
OP do you even try
Whoever was posting this, we need more IMMEDIATELY
>>3301117
Old pastebin, lemme help ya there.
http://pastebin.com/iYDU8g2T
>>3301153
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/937624/1af54e7b8b/
>>3301130
I mean, that's sort of the point though, right?
In prime universe, Nick probably would have gone on to be a cop if he hadn't gotten fucked up as a kid, or at the very least it's a high likelihood.
Thus, in Bunnyburrow Universe', Judy would have ended up a cop if she hadn't gotten discouraged/given up on dreams/whatever. I think most fanworks of it short-track her becoming a cop, but it's the logical parallel.
Ice 'em
NIGGERS
you're good, anons.
>>3301185
>>3301187
>>3301185
Bune
>>3301185
>>3301208
Heya /trash/, just woke up and figured I'd shill my story a little for a new set of timezones and a fresh thread seems the time to do it
Interspecies Sex with COLLAR ON is finished and available to read. If you can lemme know what you liked and what you disliked. For bonus points, you can let me know if you think I should toss it on AO3 and recommend an alternate title if you think I should. It's a little rusty but I hope you guys enjoy it anyways.
>While recovering at the Hopps family farm with former convict Nick Wilde, Officer Judy Hopps confronts the fact that all of her preconceived notions about predators in general and shock collars in particular have been shattered one after another by the warm charisma and shocking heroics of a certain fox, finding herself wanting to explore something new. Unfortunately, the tame collar, as usual, finds a way to complicate everything.
http://pastebin.com/9meT0RXc
From last thread:
https://soundcloud.com/user-161119708/sets/under-the-fur-narrated-by-clunkbot
anons, why are you such a great company? Your kindness makes me sort of uncomfortable
>>3301153
Well, I choose a pic at random, so I'm not sure where exactly the rest is. It's all somewhere in my single unsorted folder, but I'll look.
>>3301117
>tfw someone posts your OC as the OP
Feels good man.
>>3301281
Read it today, my mind was absolutely blown
>>3301252
KKangaroo is the sexiest OC by far.
>>3301293
y-you're ugly anon
yeah
and
and you smell
how was that?
>>3301153
>>3301180
Nevermind, I'm blind and didn't see that post
>Erotic or cute
Hey thread, it's Otterly. This happened, and I can't explain why or how it happened, but it's here and it's going to rot away somewhere if I don't post it
http://pastebin.com/rV7Lkeps
>>3301319
>don't give into the sexual tension
>>3301331
not very convincing and even if I'd still love you.
>>3301316
I'm really glad you enjoyed it, Anon. I didn't intend for it to get so big but I'm not really surprised, considering the concept managed to finally get me off my ass in the first place
>>3301319
Don't get too excited
Judy is literally perfect.
>>3301345
If someone just edited out the sheath it'd be acceptable
Hi everyone! comicanon here!
Uh, the Audacity file I made for Hot and Cold is way over the Vocaroo upload limit. Is there any other easy way to upload sound files?
>>3301319
She's gonna fuck that icecream.
>>3301351
it'd help if i posted a damn picture along with it but fuck me i guess
>>3301379
I love extreme advertisting, but this one is extremely poorly done. I'm sure you could remake it better.
>>3301352
btw, is >>3301319 part of some other comic?
>>3301409
Probably but I'm too lazy to go back to it
>>3301324
Agreed. She could use some /trash/ branded shipping though
>>3301379
>floofy boopable snooper
>>3301351
Fucking magnificent. Here's your (You)
'bout damn time we got some proper fagfics around here.
>>3301398
try sendspace. Oh, in case you've forgotten - you're totally awesome and it comes from someone who doesn't care about fanfics at all.
>>3301398
http://picosong.com/
or
https://clyp.it/
>>3301309
np
>>3301401
Ice cream is not for lewd
>>3301420
Oh baby.
KangaZhan.
What a magnificent ship.
>>3301420
>Rose shipping pizzacolt with KKanga
Engage.
Byron and Rich are doing a Q and A tomorrow on Twitter
I need questions in the form of puns.
>>3301477
Send them The Late Stake.
>>3301488
I said puns not porns
How do I stop wanting to fuck the fox?
>>3301492
Send them The Creature Crawling.
>>3301417
It's from a picture. I cropped it and mirrored Judy.
>not all bunnies
>
SAD NICK UPDATE
>>3301447
Someone draw Judy getting lewd with icecream
>>3301523
Thanks for the source nevertheless
crossover time
>>3301559
I like crossover time.
I need more dapper as fuck Judy. That's half the reason for liking Vampire Judy is getting her in victorian/gothic style.
>>3301510
Anon god damn it
>>3301559
comicanon here, delivering a reading and critique of Hot and Cold by YetAnotherWriteAnon!
Text to the story here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7110964/chapters/16153546
And here is the link!
https://www.sendspace.com/file/qirld1
I'm going to have to try and figure out how to edit these files so that they CAN fit on a vocaroo, just for ease of playing them...
I mean, its only a little more than a half an hour long, and I've definitely made a recording on the site longer than that. I guess this is because its a WAV file or something?
This was super fun, but also super time consuming! I hope as I keep doing it, I'll get faster at it.
I tried to make sure this would be both entertaining and useful, not just for the author, but for anyone listening to it. The audio begins with a general statement, and then goes into a complete audio reading WITHOUT commentary, and ends with a more detailed critique. If you want to listen to the story, or want to perhaps learn a few tips that might help you write, you can find both here!
Tell me what you think, and if I've completely screwed up, let me know!
>>3301559
Would there be an interest if I were to do a reading of 'Welcome to Zootopia?'
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11772672/1/Welcome-To-Zootopia
>>3301420
>Not shipping Zoot and Kkanga.
Shame.
>>3301614
>bucktooth Judy
>>3301559
>>3301623
I'm interested if it's bad.
>>3301638
Who?
>>3301669
Pleasant guy.
should I go to bed or continue drinking and shitposting?
>>3301559
>>3301687
Then no. No Zoot.
>>3301288
Just listened to part 1, I Don't think I can take any more of this.
>>3301548
OH GOD ANON WASN'T LYING
>>3301548
SAD NICK UPDATE
>>3301659
Oh, its bad, very bad.
>>3301697
this is one of the best crossovers I've been. Fantastic Mr Fox was, well, fantastic.
Especially the line
>I love you, but.. I shouldn't have married you.
>>3301718
This is good.
>>3301711
Oh, but you haven't gotten to him romanticizing domestic violence yet!
>>3301728
Then go for it.
Though it looks long as fuck.
>>3301772
54k words.
>>3301712
Why should I
>>3301741
I want to believe that you're joking, but I know you're not.
>>3301559
>>3301827
Just wait until you get to Parts 4&5.
>>3301495
You don't
You suffer
>>3301559
>>3301559
>METAL GEAR!?!?
>>3301378
Oh god, I actually watched that entire thing once.
Never again.
>>3301288
Does he only narrate shitty fics?
>>3301881
>YOU'RE THAT NINJA!?
>>3301894
If you want someone to take narration seriously, knock up Comic Anon.
>>3301905
I was just asking JUH-EEEZE
>>3301900
Does anyone have the drawing of Judy as Raiden?
>>3301905
>knock up Comic Anon.
I mean, he's a cutie, but I think there's some logistics issues there.
>>3301903
HAPPINESS
IS A WARM GUN
holy fuck trash, this movie made me so depressed, then happy and movitated, then depressed again. How do I recover?
>>3301934
>Not being into mpreg
I WANT THE NORMIES TO GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3301894
The account is called Bad Zootopia Fics.
I think there might be a clue there.
>>3301940
lewd the bun
>>3301940
>Change starts with you!
That's so true! I'm going to change how I act about things!
>Three months later I'm still the exact same
>>3302113
Well, it got me to write seriously again
I mean, it was porn, but I still did it
>>3301818
people lie constantly about stuff updating i just don't belive anyone anymore
>>3301940
Just end it
>>3301603
Mmmmmm screw this, I'm making a sound cloud account.
>>3301905
>>3301934
Aww, thanks!
>>3301943
Please no!
>>3302112
>>3301940
watch it again to become motivated
draw or do something
until the sequel
then become the next Chumpy for the new generation of threads
>>3301351
nice nice
>>3301943
Meh.
It's not that I'm a normie, it's more that that particular brand doesn't really interest me.
Ovi is neat I guess?
>>3302136
Oddly enough I think the only thing people lie about updating is Zistopia
Every proclamation of "SAD NICK UPDATE" I've seen so far has been totally legit
I think I'm really getting pissed off at Sad Nick right now. The story is fine, even if it is taking it's sweet ass time, but these short chapters are killing me.
Maybe it's because Sad Judy was actually a nice somewhat lengthy oneshot, but Sad Nick reads like it's being written by someone with a different writing style.
I'd be okay with the current chapter lengths if the updates were more frequent, but with the wait times as they are, FriteWag might as well take a bit longer and make them at least double the length as they are.
Ugh. Maybe I'm just tired...
>>3302112
Jude is not for lewd. She is for loving, romantic relationship with Nick. Judy is a good girl.
>>3302113
>>3302152
well, I started doodling, am going to the gym and am eating lots of fruit now (yes, blueberries too).
I've never felt so miserable in my life apart from one or two occurences.,
>>3302194
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11851358/8/Sad-Nick
>>3302176
She would never abuse her power to take the dick she craves!
>>3302176
>Judy is a good girl.
blackmailing people, mafia connections, not following due process, started a species war.
anon we watched the same bun ?
>>3301603
OK, far better way of sharing: here is the soundcloud!
https://soundcloud.com/user-759005115/hotandcold
>>3302221
GOD HELP YA
>>3301351
Fucking magnificent. The writing seemed a little rushed and unrefined, but story, context and banter is prime material.
>mfw phone ringtone
>>3301894
I keep trying to get him to read GOOD stuff as a refresher, but he hasn't done it yet.
>>3301940
Wait a bit until you're happy again, then kill yourself. Last goal wins, go out on top.
>>3302181
I've gone through depression before, although likely for a different reason and source, but this helped me out
http://www.amazon.com/Worry-Trick-Brain-Tricks-Expecting/dp/1626253188
>>3302221
Good luck on your journey
>>3302216
she had the best intentions! She learned from her mistakes and is a better bun now. And now that she's a real officer she won't have to do illegal shit under Bogo's nose.
Judy is pure. PURE!
![Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_00.25.32_[2016.06.07_02.07.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iTz9VvW.jpg "Zootopia 2016 1080p BluRay x264 DTS-JYK.mkv_snapshot_00.25.32_[2016.06.07_02.07.09].jpg")
I really like Nick's design.
>>3302211
Nick will give her the dick in return for her love and devotion. No abuse of power required.
>>3302216
None of which would've happened (except maybe the species war) if her superior officer wasn't actively sabotaging her investigation, and by extension the number one priority case for the entire precinct
>>3302314
did
did you just apply the golden ration to nick's head
>>3302335
That's Fibonacci spiral, it's pretty much the same.
>>3302314
Fuuuuuuuu perfect
>>3301697
great blend of the stylezies
>>3301420
>Pizzaroo
ROSE YES
>>“Nick pounds me senseless three or four times a day for 20 minutes at a time,” she said nonchalantly, sipping her carrotini. The bar went dead silent. “He barely fits as it is, but with how wet he makes me I can get him all inside. Afterwards we’re literally stuck together for up to an hour and we cuddle while discussing our future together. He’s pretty much perfect.”
Repeating someone's question from the previous thread; who wrote this :v
>>3302294
What about when she molested Weasleton?
>>3302321
IDK Anon, they are into some weird kinky shit.
How do I draw Jude as a dude
>>3302386
She never did that, Judy would never molest anybody. She is the nicest, most respectful bun ever
>>3302402
Do not kinkshame Judy for what her loving husband Nick does to her in bed. She can like being dominated by a savage fox and still deserve your respect.
>>3302294
She clearly turned a blind eye when she caught Flash. What happens when she finds that Mr Big is the one behind a crime she is investigating?
Judy is and always will be a dirty cop.
>>3302420
Give her a massive fucking cock.
Hmm, sometimes people draw dickgirls. One cock might not be manly enough.
Make it two.
>>3302456
Flash will face punishment for his crimes, and so will Mr. Big
(okay honestly I didn't like the Mr. Big scene and what it did to the story. It was just kinda flippantly used for giving Judy aid in her investigation and the whole scene felt like an obnoxious SEE PARENTS?? THE GODFATHER! BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO DISNEY MOVIES HAS SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU, TOO!)
>>3302456
>She clearly turned a blind eye when she caught Flash.
What? What fucking evidence shows THAT?
>>3302488
Side-by-side, or over-under?
>>3302524
Good point. Make it both.
>>3302524
>>3302557
Helicopter cock
>>3302524
Do it like this
>>3302314
he is literally perfect
>>3301438
shit man, that tourist guy photo has to be one of the oldest memes ever. christ I'm starting to get old
>>3302437
>>3302626
>>3301351
Is it just going to be a one off? Great work regardless, Chumpy.
>>3302674
At this point I just want to see or read a follow up where she's raping him.
posting again after a couple small edits, this was surprisingly my most popular page. Not really all that surprising in retrospect though
I think I'll start working on that goat pic now, and if I have time I'll take a couple quick requests
>>3302706
Or better yet, Nick.
>>3302719
I need lewds of comic anon's bunny
>>3302720
Where Judy's raping Nick, or Nick's raping Weaselton?
>>3302743
>comic anon's bunny
who?
>>3302748
Judy rapes Nick.
She knocks him down a peg for being so smug.
>>3302749
Comicanon's fursona.
>>3302719
BB, I am all for anything involving scent play.
It's seriously underutilized.
Also I love Zootermission on the whole, sooo.
I had a good day today: I convinced three of my co-workers to go see Zootopia over the weekend and all three loved it.
Company going to hell? Check!
Everyone getting laid off in January but I'm the only non-management person who knows it? Check!
Suits all got secret 25% bonuses not to quit until January while the worker bees got nothing? Check!
Don't care Bogo-style because I milked a 50% bonus and extended employment for two years? Check!
Getting co-workers to watch Zootopia in hopes that it'll bring them some comfort once I anonymously leak news of the bonuses and payouts tomorrow? Check!
>>3302678
This is one of the cutest depictions I've seen of Nick.
Creepily enough however, I have a very niggling feeling that I've seen this very particular art style, posture and facial/eye expression before...of a sergal character.
Either that, or I'm heavily deluded. Not entirely sure which.
>>3302758
You mean she knocks him down and pegs him, right?
>>3302749
>>3301603
>>3302783
>>3302719
Cutie being a cutie and maybe fucking CA's bun sure.
>>3302816
>tfw the only way to distinguish bunnies is clothes and hair tufts.
>>3302808
Gotta save that for the second time at least, or you won't be able to keep him on edge.
>>3302833
Don't forget the giant VR goggles
>>3302833
well
Bunanon has a chunk missing from her left ear now
so
there's that
>>3302867
>clothes
I dunno, I sort of count VR goggles as clothes, but whatever.
>>3302221 (You)
Shit. Where can I host a 140mb file?
>>3302882
Soundcloud?
>>3302795
Are you a white collar or blue collar worker, and what job do you have that would make the company keep you?
>>3302878
Oh god wait are we making that canon?
I'm not sure I agreed to this, but I'm... totally okay with it?
>>3302674
thats male Judy. Jude
>>3302950
>Being this disjointed from reality.
>>3301351
This was hotter than expected. Good job!
>>3302980
Looking at it again, I'm actually inclined to agree. Judy's head and face looks rather masculine. Either a lapse on the artist's part, or an intentional effect.
>>3302892
>Are you a white collar or blue collar worker, and what job do you have that would make the company keep you?
White collar; I'm the only person there who actually understands how the AWS systems work that run the entire business. If I walk, that's game over for the entire company.
Sometimes it's good to be the last man standing!
>>3303003
Samefagging won't work here, Anon.
>>3302695
Yeah, I gotta work on my main fic and another one-shot
This was just a result of staying up too late last night
>>3301858
Dora/Judy (Jora?) looks so cute.
>>3302980
no I legit just think she looks manly in this pic
>>3302437
Damn, she's getting eaten alive!
>>3302904
I mean, a small tear towards the top, yeah, nowhere near as bad as the art. But that on top of a clawmark or two on the side of the head is believable (she was hospitalized by two wolves)
>>3303034
Just failed an AWS class this past semester
is there a way to learn this stuff on my own? I don't want to give up on this.
>>3301351
>Gay Nick/Jack stuff
alright
>Jack is cucking Judy
NOT OKAY MAN
>>3303150
yeah, this is a little exaggerated, but I can see a small nick.
>>3302719
Have her sniff Nick's boxers.
>>3302783
Too fucking good.
>>3303143
hell yeah! Bunnilingus is the best.
>>3303167
woops, don'tya know I forget the stripes
>>3303171
>Have her sniff Nick's boxers.
are you a time traveler?
Yo anyone know a website where I can arrange sheet music? Trying to get a sheet of Rabbit! going
>>3303170
yeah, less pronounced (more of a divot, less of an actual bite) and a little higher up. That image always gives me a good laugh, I like the artist's take on them.
>>3303186
I love it when cute and lewd mixes so well.
>>3303186
>>3303232
>>3303186
>experienced, comfy relationship sex
we need more vanilla N&J tbqhf
>>3303214
Anvil Studio
Not exactly user friendly though.
>>3303296
>Can you post the page thing preluding this?
oh yeah
>>3303295
You poor soul.
>>3303170
"Movie,
our love's like a movie,
and independent romance,
that wins your heart,
and also wins for best short film"
"best short film"
"short"
RIP bunanon, you'll be missed
[spoiler]In all seriousness I got some major feels over the course of that night and had a great time posting with you all, Weaver shitposting to string us along made it all the better[/spoilersdontworkontrash]
>>3303186
>>3303253
I'll try
Post ships and songs that fit them
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=32udqal_lyQ
>>3303317
>That soft shading
Look, I know it's easy to do, but try using something with a harder edge for shading instead.
>>3303208
yes fucks yes
which fucker is Zoot again?
I remember he got salty and shittalked some anons
step up you clown
>>3303357
>The Anon who Leapt Through Time
how's the future senpai
>>3303366
party guy.
>>3303345
I try to only use hard edges in shading for shadows, like the blanket on the goat, I'm nowhere near familiar enough with shading to know when to use soft or hard though. Any tips in that department?
>>3303150
>Jack is cucking Judy
That was never explicitly said! Aw man, I knew I should have implied that she would have been fine with it somewhere
>>3303295
DEAR GOD, WHY.
>>3303337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwgbfriHWt8
>>3303366
He's the one that kept trying to throw the RP parties. He shittalked Bunanon over discord apparently, though I'm not sure of the context.
Nothing against the guy, but he needs to chill out sometimes.
>>3303387
>though I'm not sure of the context
He and Bunanon's author butted heads over the definition of rape.
>>3303387
>discord
Biggest proof of him being a problem.
>>3303150
>Just failed an AWS class this past semester
>is there a way to learn this stuff on my own? I don't want to give up on this.
Absolutely!
AWS offers a free tier for one year. You get a T2.micro and can screw around with Cloud Formation (super-awesome to know if you like rolling around in cash) for free with it.
Honestly, unless you're spinning up wads of M3 instances, AWS is dirt-cheap to explore on your own. There's a shit-ton of documentation out there for how to do things and underlying theory. Put aside $20 a month and go nuts setting up VPCs; play with ELBs; mess around with auto-scaling (another good skillset that's super-easy and way hella in demand); set up some S3 buckets and store your files out there; understand how AIM works with policies and groups (FREE! FREE! FREE!); work with Lamba functions (FREE!) and, as always, TRY EVERYTHING!
I'm sorry you failed your class, but you've probably already learned enough AWS to make you totally salable in today's market. AWS is totally ground-floor tech right now like the web was back in the mid-90s. The barriers to get in are really low and the pay is really high.
Keep at in, Anon -- if a total furry pothead loser like myself can pick this shit up, ANYONE can do it!
>>3303366
It's amazing anon. Zootopia 2 Is very satisfying, and occurs just in time before the water wars began.
I wish the Mrs. Wilde craze lasted longer
>>3302904
>harsh, anon.png
Heh, I was over exaggerating for the sake of comedy in that post.
Damn now I can't remember the context of that post. I think it was when you went MIA after your parents saw you kiss Red?
>>3303431
>Someone posts an edit I made
Is this what it feels like to be an art
>>3301117
Dammit, sadnick updates and hes just teasing us at this point.
I keep waiting for the shitstorm but it never comes
>>3303407
That's a pretty fucking stupid thing for him to get salty over.
Oh well, sweep it under the rug I guess.
>>3303432
Yeah, I think you assumed Bun was avoiding Red rather than something keeping her from him.
Still funny though.
Maybe I'll just start metaposting with screencaps I have. I have a lot of entertaining ones.
>>3303337
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7LBxr5ZScqE545
>>3301281
Pastebin anon needs to add this
>>3303468
Yep, that sounds about right.
>>3303448
Does it still count if the person who posted the edit drew the original?
Hi, Beaver here, I like the edit you made.
>>3303476
PASTEBIN ANON HERE,
DOING IT.
Anyone else who has anymore fics reply.
>>3303366
The incredibly self centered annoying party one with no filter
>>3303253
Hell yeah get comfy
Not exactly vanilla but there were some awesome nick pegged pics last thread
>>3303373
I like to use more hard shading when dealing with textures. It's easy to convey fur with the way you shade. If everything is soft, it looks really fluffy and has no texture.
>>3303470
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
>>3303522
thank you, anon... it's beautiful
>>3303429
Did trump make america great again?
>>3303375
Is it weird that I find it hotter that way? Also, and Nick and Judy an item in this fic or is Nick straight up gay?
>>3303537
>Not Gideon Grey, Milf Hunter.png
anon pls
>>3303337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9f8S7OAaq0
Am I cheating?
