Sculptures
We need to apply some semen on that surface in order to polish it even more!
Bump out of support for this concept. Something so nice about smooth alabaster form. You know it's hard rock but you want to jam your dick into it anyway
The ancient Greeks were really into this, but now it's a pretty dead fetish. How sad.
![DSC_0837[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TbqC3Ks.jpg "DSC_0837[1].jpg")
>>3292012
Time to find out whats harder; That rock or my dick
bump for more content
Greeks and indians were the masters of sculpture in old ages, they knew their stuff.
I wonder what would happen if they exchanged culture a bit. Greeks are masters of form and flow, but indians know movement better.
In another note, I really want to bathe this statue in cum. >>3290233
>>3297214
>if
Nigga Alexander fucking united them
Look up Greco-Buddhism
The best one
>>3297236
>Greco-Buddhism
I really didnt know that! Thank you! Can't find many interesting statue tho, only "Everyone is budha" aesthetic
So, heres Hermarphrodite.
The only reason I would ever go to Japan would be to hotglue this thing.
>>3297140
At least Greeks made them out of marble instead of shit and sticks
>>3299828
I was just pointing out that not only greeks done a lot of fapbait statues, not going "hurr india is superior"
>>3297267
Who's this nigga damn he good
furry mayans
>>3297899
need more hips and boobs for /trash/ standards but it looks well made
Does this count?
>>3297899
how many NEETs have cummed on this thing
>>3284925
I'm not into them, but have a thicc bump
Uhhhhhh thicker
>>3315482
ugh! thick art is good because it have fat in the correct places, sadly real life chubby is ugly
>>3297440
I clicked on this thread to check Sleeping Hermaphroditus was here. Didn't disappoint.
It catches you by surprise IRL, amazing ass, but dick.
DON'T DIE BUMP
Is this the fine art thread?
>>3340705
What? THe son/daughter of Aphrodite and Hermes. Hermaphroditus.
>>3340728
True, that one isn't on Mac Daddy Z, but Zeus dicking mortal women as various people, animals, and showers of coins still started a lot of shit.
Goddamnit why do geometric forms turn me on?!
>>3341030
Dude what the hell is that? Cubic zirconium?
>no one has posted this yet
Statue ass is the best
>tfw some fat fuck posted this image screaming "MUH CURVES"
Relevant.
>>3297440
Honestly, this stuff reminds me of the Pompeii graffiti. 4chan isn't original; shitposting and /d/ickgirl art have been around since BC. It's human nature.
>>3292265
This is making me hard
>>3346914
>4chan is the equivalent of the Roman Empire
truly, this shithole is the pinnacle of humanity
>>3346914
Shitposting is eternal
>>3346914
No, we are their true legacy. Dickgirls, porn, shitposting and /ss/.
>>3346914
The Romans were hilarious. There's this book, Roman Sex, about... Roman sex. I highly recommend it.
The ancients weren't the only ones into sexy statuary
Best for last
>>3360596
at least bump with content
>>3356362
This is fantastic.
>>3356362
That whole park is fantastic.
has anyone made like a chocolate sculpt of any of this?
>>3368210
Why would you want to eat fine marble tiddies
>>3297214
>but indians know movement better.
maybe bowel movement
>>3340555
i cant tell if thats cum or bird shit
Came back to find a most excellent batch, how can a man have such good taste.
>>3356310
Waifu material.
Post more statue feet like OP did, pls
>>3378289
You got a sickness, son
It's a shame that people nowadays don't immortalize their waifu with a marble statue that will survive for hundreds of years and give future archaeologists something to masturbate to.
>>3388634
do people still sculpt like this?
>>3346914
>shit posting is the patrician way of communicating
My god, I love all of you glorious faggots. Past, present, and future.
