HG THREAD
Netherworld Games 2
Give me 36, mind the fact I don't have my own code still. Sit back and relax.
Shalashaska
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3276294
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3276294
Kotarou
Lord Byron
Clank the B1
Chopper
Ash Crimson
Vic Viper
THE SHOCKER
Mustafa
>>3276294
Natsuki Subaru
Satou the Absolute Madman
David Bowie
Kuroyukihime
Koyomi Araragi
Gentleman Ghost
Eggman-kun
No reason
>>3276294
Overlord Laharl
Entering my own games.
>>3276294
Luan Loud
CIA
![ᶤᶰʸᵒ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sZzxRWl.jpg "ᶤᶰʸᵒ[1].jpg")
Inyo
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
Raiko Horikawa
Haise Sasaki
Hubert Oswell
Rottytops
Number 6
Tatsuya Suou
The Player
Lovepon
>>3276341
>>3276315
Please...
>>3276270(Rika)
Indeed I do. I dread doing maintenance.
>>3276315(Terrible comedian)
...Just stop.
Pacha
Kuga the Sealed One
Wendy
British Gogo
Megumin
Zombieman
How's it look humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akMQOVJF9Pw
![[Thief]64.png](https://i.imgur.com/d1WWymk.png "[Thief]64.png")
Phantom Thief
>>3276316
>>3276278
I'd imagine they'd be a bit different than what'd be used on one of you, but feel free, I suppose.
>>3276283
>>3276346
I've met two with that description, but I think I know which you mean....Insulted my fine cooking, too. Either way, not like I did any real harm.
>>3276297
>>3276343
Why would you even accept property in THIS hellhole?
>>3276369
Thankfully that's not much of a general concern with this thing, either. I've had to completely rebuild it twice this past week.
>She takes a compact-looking spatula and scrapes what appears to be a grilled cheese sandwich off of her gun's barrel, and places it on a plate
>>3276403
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3276403
Seems fine. I'm prepared.
>>3276403
Let's kick some ass
>>3276344
Good luck, Eila.
>>3276389
>>3276403
>>3276356
Swap me for the fleshbag.
>>3276403
>when you hit the 12th district just right
>>3276403
I'm not a human, but, Roger roger
>>3276411
Thanks!
>>3276403
Pretty good, except for the big head
>>3276392
>
>>3276403
Looks good!
>>3276403
Looks quite lively and lovely at the same time! That's someone who is neither of those like myself can truly appreciate!
>>3276411
...Is that sanitary?
>>3276415
Thanks, Sanya!
>>3276321
I missed you.
>>3276403
I'm counting on you, teammates.
Let's begin this!
![ᶤᶰʸᵒ[5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CvpyRgd.jpg "ᶤᶰʸᵒ[5].jpg")
>>3276411
I built that thing from the ground. Years of hard labor.
I guess that doesn't matter though.
>>3276436
Are you the guy who tried to shoot me yesterday?
>>3276403
"If I pull that off will you die?"
"it would be extremely painful"
"You're a big guy"
"For you"
>>3276416
You do not know the hell you wrought granting me access to this round, mortal! But, the Crimson Demon thanks you!
>>3276403
Then lets proceed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcBfdFn0sU8
Let's get rid of that annoying little girl and her jokes first! The vampire boy can't handle a ghost. The lesser protagonist kills the firegirl.
>>3276331
cute
http://whatismyresolution.com/
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>>3276458
I hope you do not mind sharing this experience with me! The experience of being dead of course!
>>3276458
Fucking Luan thank God she died
>>3276457
. . . ?
>>3276422
Hey, no problem.
>>3276431
I clean this thing religiously!
>>3276439
Oh, first it's an oprhanage/old folks home/many other stereotypical sympathetic groups building, then you say you for it as a sort of compensation, now you built it with your hands?
>>3276458
Could always use one of these.
>>3276437
No promises, youkai.
>>3276458
I know who I have to kill
>>3276458
Moving out!
>>3276458
Okay, let's keep it together. You're the Shocker! The Shocker! Jesus...I will totally die.
>>3276457
Calling her a Mortal? For a mage's standards you are pretty thick.
Seija Kijin
>>3276209
>>3276327
I'm good and it will take real effort taking me down, but that's doesn't mean you can reach my level at some point. It's all about, uh...that sentence I see a lot in public chat. "git gud".
>>3276471
1366x768
![ᶤᶰʸᵒ[25].png](https://i.imgur.com/XtyL6on.png "ᶤᶰʸᵒ[25].png")
>>3276484
Well, I can just built another one anyways.
>Summons a new building and throws it where the old one used to be.
Good as new.
>>3276496
is the midget drowning in pussy or fucking it?
>>3276458
Seems Oswell was a fan of music... the girl holds to her resolve to reek hell by saving another HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>3276507
IT'S A PINEAPPLE
>runs off screaming
>>3276502
...I hate magic.
>>3276507
Oh, I do NOT sing.
>>3276365
Th-this is just someone's filler right?
>>3276484
Is that how you prepare all of your food?
>>3276507
On the first day of Christmas, I stole a tank for my love !
>>3276507
>>3276516
Yeah! Know your place you pile of junk! Or I will turn you into an even bigger pile of junk!
>>3276499
I did git gud! I've spent the last year playing vidya in solitude! I think I have more than enough skill to kick you of the top of the egotistical mountain you live on!
>>3276507
I don't see how you would have killed me anyways. You have no arms or legs.
![ᶤᶰʸᵒ[12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/up4Oj9R.jpg "ᶤᶰʸᵒ[12].jpg")
>>3276517
What magic?
>>3276507
How foolish of me.
>>3276518
Yup.
>>3276458
I'll surrender~
You can take all the bread you want.
I'm going to retreat quickly.
>>3276484
Hah... Like you're going to actually help me.
Besides, I'm a Tsukumogami, a tool once time.
>>3276496
>Sends a Taiko rocket to you.
>>3276507
This is interesting... Although a bit uncomfortable for holding my drumsticks.
>>3276507
>The autocropper is making me hate life... I have to close it and re-open it to get it to crop slides
A shame that icicle didn't kill the moose... seems magic and mechs can't fight a lord and an egg... How do you even freeze android?...
>>3276458
>The girl calmly inches her away from the cornucopia.
>>3276482
Do my words not reach you? Are you so enamored by my stature that your very senses have ceased to function properly? I am the Crimson Demon!
>>3276495
She wears a human's coil, so mortal she is!
>>3276507
Let me add a funny moustache!
>>3276528
Then so be it! This won't be an easy task however, you will sweat, cry and probably bleed a lot in the process.
>>3276541
Oh k.
Lovepon is love, lovepon is pon.
>>3276549
Good night.
>>3276551
Cute!
>>3276549
Skull too t h i c c
>>3276519
Nah. Magician cracked an egg on to it, figured I might as well do the same for variety. I do have a stove, you know...and a microwave.
>>3276529
Gee, all that spontaneous matter creation.
>>3276543
Which is a type of youkai...I've already had one near-death experience at another's hands, I'm not feeling too afraid at the moment.
>>3276549
I hope tomorrow will be a better day
>>3276549
That's what you get for acting all high and mighty, also old...o rosmething like that with your guns.
>>3276507
Begone or face the screeching of a thousand lions, foul creature!
>>3276549
By leaving them in absolute zero conditions....
What I wouldn't do for an oil bath right now...
>>3276549
Mustafa decides he needs a new hat... Haise decides he doesn't need his jacket, oh how wonderful it would have been to see her stab him afterwards... The filthy creature ends a musician and I the great overlords run.
>>3276549
Let's not make this into a situation. The night is as dead as it can get, so just let it stay that way.
>>3276543
...You're not even gonna fight me back? Not even a little?
>>3276549
>>3276576
Trying to make things hard for me? But that wa smy plan al allong! I hope you like kinves...
>>3276554
...We are talking about playing video games, right? What you described is basically a normal conversation with Sarah-tan.
Dr. Manhattan ava when
anyone for IMAX and climax?
![ᶤᶰʸᵒ[16].png](https://i.imgur.com/26DFf2O.png "ᶤᶰʸᵒ[16].png")
>>3276571
Okay, maybe it's a little like magic.
It's not magic though.
>>3276587
I NEED MORE HATS
>>3276571
Ah, good. I was concerned that I would have to prepare some food for you myself.
>>3276587
...I blame you.
>>3276587
I just got some goose bumps on my neck. Someone must be staring at me! Wait, I don't even have a neck anymore.
STANDING
>>3276587
Goddamit, why are you here ?!
>>3276614
ON THE EDGE
>>3276549
That was a quite unexpected.
Oh well, back to practicing.
>>3276571
A "near-death experience"?
>>3276587
What is that man's secret? How does he remain dead, yet so classy? Raven could use a few pointers from this guy.
>>3276599
Please tell me how it's "not magic".
>>3276604
...Why? I've managed plenty fine on my own thus far.
Decide my fate HG.
http://poal.me/7yn5gj
>>3276565
I AM NOT CUTE! I am the catalyst of carnage, the Crimson Demon! I could take your life faster than you could mutter that dreadful word! Revoke your speech or be subjected to my power!
>>3276587
Whatever you people might think videogames didn't make me the person I'm today.
>>3276595
Yes I'm talking about videogames. And I'm aware of how great you get along with the hitman. Keep it up!
>>3276614
HERE
![ᶤᶰʸᵒ[19].png](https://i.imgur.com/GKPdGnL.png "ᶤᶰʸᵒ[19].png")
>>3276620
Because it isn't.
>>3276587
That's it. I'm ending all of this! Somehow!
>>3276593
Leave the knives out of this! This is between you and I! Let's fight with our fists! While I still have my shock gauntlets on, just for safety!
>>3276587
Haise showing that murderous intent I wanted from the girl... seems fat can't keep you afloat in icey water... the absolute madman loses his his hands shame, how will you play games now?... The small child and shocker have a shocking encounter in a cave... The ocelot crawls inside its prey to keep warm.
>>3276626
I'm already dead though.
>>3276617
A very angry mass of flesh imitating human form that decided they were hungry and that humans were their favorite food.
>>3276633
How isn't it?
>>3276641
Aw, cra-
>>3276641
I saw better shelters
>>3276551
She is dead but not fully. An undead ghoul, one with enough will to keep its free will.
>>3276596
Shortly after the Comedian ava
>>3276641
God. This is the kind of stuff that makes the Punisher go all psycho on your ass. I don't want anything like that!
>>3276623
Alright thanks HG.
Any requests? I have a few ideas already but is there anything you really want to see?
>>3276628
You're going to make me bleed while playing video games? That's cheating! getting physical isn't allowed at all!
Oh, and I'm going to marry Sarah-tan one day. Hopefully you'll be alive to see it.
>>3276641
O-Ow...that actually hurt a little...
![ᶤᶰʸᵒ[18].png](https://i.imgur.com/2FF3XYE.png "ᶤᶰʸᵒ[18].png")
>>3276650
Because it's not.
>>3276654
He'll just die during the first scene anyways
>>3276593
My, Of course not.
I'm not going to get involved on a fight, doing that would leave a great disadvantage to someone.
...Unless I have a reason for doing that.
Although that doesn't matter anymore because i was defeated.
>>3276647
K-Keep talking and I shall make you dead tenfold!
>>3276653
Did I ask for an advisor? Leave my sight!
>>3276654
Rorschach when
>>3276641
With an explosive display the crimson woman steps out ahead... another victim of frostbite... and the little child gets mauled by a yeti.
http://poal.me/1zvaob
>>3276620
You don't see anything wrong with gun barrel sandwiches?
>>3276669
>Bangs your drums.
>>3276685
Thanks honey
>>3276685
W-Wait! Put me to sleep before you cut it off! I don't wanna have to watch you slice off my dominate hand!
>>3276694
stop sexually harassing everyone
>>3276685
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...Wait...I'm still alive!
I'M ALIVE! That will show 'em! Not even the frozen lake can kill good ol' Shocker!
>>3276679
I don't think you could make me any more dead.
>>3276667
You're just going to refuse to provide any sort of explanation beyond "it's not", aren't you?
>>3276692
If it's clean, it doesn't really matter.
>She reaches out and experimentally touches the barrel, and then pulls her hand back and observes it
Hmm...not cooled as quick as I thought it would.
>>3276694
>memes you
>>3276685
In an interrogation gone wrong, or right, the camper dies... the false main character convinces a horrible villain to let him live... and a Ghost comes along to end the crimson woman.
>>3276694
>Pulls your ears
![ᶤᶰʸᵒ[20].png](https://i.imgur.com/5F5b8YI.png "ᶤᶰʸᵒ[20].png")
>>3276717
Clever girl!
>>3276694
>throws a High speed Taiko rocket to you.
>>3276705
>But I am playing the drums.
>>3276722
Bro...not cool. You promised me a beer for not killing you. That wasn't a beer.
http://poal.me/yg0sh
>>3276732
nice excuse
>>3276716
Care to find out, imp? My magic is unrivaled and would very easily crush you to dust, only for your remains to be carried off in the wind to tell the tale of another person to have met their fate to the Crimson Demon!
>>3276722
We'll be back
>>3276729
AAhhhhhhh.
>>3276732
>bangs your mum
>>3276722
Sorry if this is shocking to you, but I have no beer. They don't even sell them in the area. I'm also pretty sure it's illegal to get drunk here.
>>3276741
. . . ?
>>3276722
she didn't fly so good
>captcha: airplanes
I shit you not
>>3276736
>equisitely posting just right memes
>>3276722
Our gentlemanly ghost proceeds to haunt the lord... the hell woman isn't holding up to her name any longer... the hideous creature dies of an infection... and our little bdsm girl falls into a pit.
>>3276733
>This is why I enjoy you
>>3276751
>>3276733
>>3276717
...In any case, I at least won't have to make a run to the shuttle to prepare some meals for you.
>>3276761
God damn it, Ghost! This outfit is worth more than your life!
>>3276639
A melee match with unfair advantages? I'm up for it!
>Summons black ghost
Meet my partner here, imagine a sturdy figther fused with a lizard, this is worse.
>>3276669
That bread could've helped you if you tried to snatch it away from me. Next time I'll give it to you, ensuring another day of survival to you.
>>3276663
You will bleed yourself out of the rage while trying to defeat me, boy. Your're going to try and marry that assassin? Now that's a very ambitious objective! She isn't the marrying type though.
>>3276761
The TV shows make it look easier than it really is.
>>3276641
Don't worry, I got this...
>>3276761
A raiding party lead by the government man and ocelot, ends with only a single kill...
>>3276751
>>3276762
Was that a shock pun? You are getting into the not cool zone really fast, boy. That's like one of my gimmicks
and let me tell you, I don't have many of those.
>>3276761
You know what I would enjoy? My beer.
>>3276778
Where did you get a partner like that? I only got a guy with a boomerang on his face.
>>3276752
Good choice, wench! Stand and gaze in fear of my wickedness, not uttering a word, lest I be forced to uncover my left eye and subject you to my wholesome power!
>>3276728
Figured. So yeah, just gonna write it off as "magic" until I receive a proper explanation.
>>3276768
Doesn't bother me too much. I've managed with worse, after all.
>She shrugs, and rests the far-redder-than-it-should-be hand in her lap, taking a bite out of her newly-made sandwich with the other
>>3276789
One by one, that's enough
>>3276679
Behave, I'm no mere advisor. Now whilst I doubt it, your title, The Crimson demon is merely a title and does not reflect on you being one.....
Right?
>>3276789
I'm not a fan of the world government, but this guy haaaad to go.
>>3276789
A shame one of our fake main characters doesn't die falling into the frozen lakes... Snow can't kill an ocelot.
>>3276778
What do you mean she's not the marrying type? I be she's great at cooking and great at working a job while I'm the stay at home dad.
>>3276789
I'm not as good s Rem is at doing this.
>>3276792
Why is your gimmick supposed to be a lame and uncool version of Deadpool?
>>3276794
Can I have your brain?
>>3276817
That brings a whole new meaning to snowmen.
>>3276797
Excuse me, but would you mind holding your hand out for me for just a moment?
>>3276818
Deadpool? Pfth. Don't compare me to some poser like him. I'm in the big leagues, kid.
You heard about Spider Man? I'm like his arch enemy! We fought like a thousand times!
>>3276805
I am in fact the Crimson Demon! Know your place under me!
>>3276819
N-No, you may not have my brain! You may have, however, a torrent of magic sent through your body and leaving you a hollow husk for any bystanders to spectate!
>>3276817
Miss hell is doing even worse now, HAAAAHAHAHAHA! She should her tongue more often... The orange haired boy ends a few lives as well...
>>3276841
I just want a little bit. I haven't eaten today.
>>3276855
>when your new team is just right
>>3276830
Hm? It's just a little burn.
>She holds it up in a waving gesture, taking another bite
>>3276855
You would expect me to tell a terrifying tale about the dead, right? Too bad, I will just tell a story about the time I visited my mother!
>>3276841
I thought that was the green goblin...or doc ock...or someone else that's more well known. I've never heard of you until now.
>>3276855
I can't sleep. If I do I'm a goner.
>>3276855
I-I was holding back! An inferior being like you is not worthy of me fighting to my fullest potential!
>>3276846
Know your place woman! You've done nothing to prove such a title besides yell at a bear!
>>3276855
The madman regrew his hands, interesting... our crimson demon falls apart... and one fake kills another.
>>3276867
bane games when
>>3276861
Wait, where did that come from! Jesus Christ you are a zombie! STAY AWAY FROM MY BRAIN!
>>3276873
Psst. Kid, you should get out of your house sometimes. Or maybe not. You would just get in the way of our epic fights and end up dying!
>>3276867
>when he is a big guy for you just right
>>3276861
I-I said no, cannibal. Do not force me to destroy you!
>>3276867
for you
>>3276885
The ocelot sets up his camp... a woman experiences what Christmas truly is about, THE PRESENTS!... and the government man kills another kid.
>Amber alert blows the fuck up outta my phone scaring the shit out of me
>>3276885
T-That was merely a tactical retreat!
>>3276906
I did warn you not to trust me
>>3276906
My, my. I'm sure I could sleep like the dead right now, but I will just let you folks rest for now.
>>3276885
The ketchup dispense was all out of ketchup. Sorry.
>>3276890
Oh, that's a good idea! Maybe I can be Spider-Man's arch enemy! It only makes sense for someone who can respawn to fight the main hero numerous times!
>>3276868
Thank you.
>He reaches inside of one of his coat tails and pulls out a sword.
>After pushing on the hilt with his fingers, it transforms into a gun which he aims at your hand.
...Aqua bullet.
>A spray of cool water comes out of the gun and helps alleviate the burn
How does that feel?
>>3276906
I'll not be here for too long
>>3276890
Do you have any coffee instead?
>>3276894
I'm not a cannibal. I'm a zombie.
>>3276912
It's extremely painful
>>3276906
>>3276914
You go first...
>>3276919
D-Dog though, he'll always be there for you.
>>3276907
A tactical retreat into the grave HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>3276906
The feast arrives with our dog girl killing the moose... Ocelot kills the exorcises the ghost.
>>3276923
for [spoiler] you [/spoiler]
L can't tell if the Warcraft movie is gonna be good or not
>>3276917
Do you think I would give up on my job that easily? Also how did we get to this? You still owe me a beer, kid!
Get going, or I will get to shocking!
>>3276921
But coffee isn't made out of brain. That doesn't make any sense.
>>3276936
He reminds me of Boss, that's why I always keep him close to me
>>3276941
One by one as I said
>>3276941
I'm not feeling up to it today.
>>3276921
A-A zombie?! I would be doing the world a favor if I were to purge you from existence! But, I will grant you this one last chance to back down and save yourself from the ire of the Crimson Demon!
>>3276918
>She grimaces
How did I know I was going to be magicked?
>>3276945
It looks great.
>>3276941
When you get the ambush off just right... ocelot practices his marksmanship and our madman fishes without hands again.
>>3276945
blizzard will find some way to disappoint
they always do
>>3276933
Oh my. It looks like you are close to dying from exhaustion, you should lie down and rest, before you drop dead of course.
>>3276941
>>3276953
Killing the dead. Impressive.
>>3276958
It does, but it's also a videogame movie
>>3276957
Relax. Magic has it's uses just as man-made technology does. How's your hand?
>>3276951
Like I said before, I don't think we're allowed to drink and fight here. Also, I'm only 18. You have to be 20 to buy and drink beer in Japan.
>>3276959
Thanks for the free flight, boss.
>>3276959
And Ocelot kills the final fake... the small child and madman die to hunger... and the woman, well I had to cut her down for running.
>>3276941
I'm not a moose, I'm a reindeer!
gg though, Eila, you got me somehow.
>>3276953
Old friends will always be fond memories.
>>3276951
Just because I'm a zombie doesn't mean I have to eat brains. They just taste good, that's all.
>>3276956
. . .?
>>3276974
You're lucky it wasn't the crocodiles
>>3276966
Sorry, but I don't trust you. Ghosts aren't people you should sleep around if you know what's good for you.
>>3276974
Final fake?
>>3276945
It's a video game movie, it's not gonna be good.
>>3276959
Oh good lord if Pachacha wins again, that's gonna be two for him
>>3276973
Wonderful. How am I gonna forget about my failures now?
>>3276979
Hmm. Every zombie movie ever proves you wrong.
>>3276979
W-Well? Choose your fate! Leave my premises or be grounded into bonemeal!
>>3276971
>She harrumphs
...Better, I suppose. I could've managed that, myself. You've got no idea how much plasma burns can hurt. And believe you me, I know fully well.
>>3276974
Our government friend was just a little bit... too big.
>>3276990
OF COURSE! IM THE ONLY REAL MAIN CHARACTER! HAAAHAHAHAHA!
>>3276992
Oi need for speed was a great video game movie
>>3276997
Don't even get me started on that. Those movies are really racist.
>>3276998
I don't understand anything you've said.
>>3277007
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!
>>3277007
the fire rises
>>3276990
That's just something that you made up. Ghosts are perfect companions at rest! It's like they are not even there!
Just think about it for a second! Silent like a graveyard and as easy to look through it as the wind.
>>3277007
Fuck, it was so cooold
>>3276997
Shut yourself away from society and devote your life to escapism. That's what I did when I became a failure.
>>3277007
Wrong! I'm the main character! If I wasn't the MC I wouldn't have been sent here!
>>3277016
>The girl clears her throat.
Leave or die!
>>3277007
When yo- works just right
>>3277008
>mfw Need for Speed has a higher ranking on Metacritic than Warcraft
>>3277007
Final slide... place your bets.
>>3276846
Then in the name of the church of england, Queen Elizabeth the second, The Hellsing organization and our lord Jesus Christ, repent demonic magi.
Or the only crimson left will be your spilt blood.
>>3277032
When you spare him just right
>>3277032
This will be your last mistake
>>3276992
See that's why I'm worried
>>3277028
I'm already dead.
>>3277001
I do, actually. I once fought an experiment that was able to cause burns with a single swipe of it's claws.
>>3277032
I'm not going to win...Am I?
