Hunger Games Thread
>>3273832
Thanks
>>3273796
My head hurts...
>>3273794
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3273803
Because everyone else gave up trying to correct you.
>>3273807
Oh, yeah, and then you infect me with a deadly curse or virus, or just plain overpower this child-sized body.
>>3273799
>Grumpy at myself for lack of new events and not wanting to host until I do get a fair amount in.
>>3273840
>Pets
Well you shouldn't have worked yourself up so hard over some nasty piece of bread!
>>3273848
I-I didn't want that anyways...
>>3273848
No mistake, I wanna win!
>>3273848
This will do better than a knife in this situation.
>>3273860
Hmpf, what do you know?
>>3273850
Youko-senpai...
>>3273860
H-Huh, my nose bled that much?!
>>3273846
You won't even feel the infectio- wait... How the hell did you know about that?
>>3273848
I can't even fit into any of these properly...
>>3273860
I miss Fuminori. He's the only one who understands me...
>>3273860
Do people really pay for things like this...?
>>3273870
Yes?
>>3273873
I'm not dumb, if you ask for only a tiny bite, that's because that's all you need.
>>3273883
My head...!
>>3273888
Well, I can't eat you if you're infected, that would just be gross!
I guess there's no fooling you. You can come out, I won't pull anymore tricks. You win.
>>3273889
Nevermore!
...I need a drink.
>>3273889
LEAVE ME ALONE!
>tries to bite at Ocelot and Ririchiyo before being killed
Who even host nowadays?
>>3273901
Uhuh. And the instant I unseal and unlock the hatch, my ass is grass.
>>3273907
You know, it's weird, having your consciousness split across multiple bodies.
>>3273889
Allow me to remain with this deceased adversary, I'll make sure to give her...a proper funeral~!
>>3273907
yosh, phisto-shisto.
>>3273889
...
Dying from hunger the first night. That's something.
>>3273911
You're trying to bite them, how cute! Now let me do the same, with more strength and-
>>3273907
>Nasty chainsaw noises.
>>3273900
I'm not a miracle worker! You should have thought about what would happen if you got all fussy. The best you can do now is either sleep or deal with it!
>>3273912
uhhhh
Aussa does with birb man avatar
Jude does'
Anon host and the comfy and mystery hosts whoever they are
Raven does as well
Yuno does as Wriggle
Sanae sometimes hosts a default
Mokou also hosts, just not as often
Junko hosts sometimes as well
im probably forgetting some people
>>3273923
Better than dying first, amirite?
>>3273912
Ugly ass niggas
Kamina is Youko
>>3273914
Ugh, no I won't, I swear! You win!
It doesn't even matter, I need to go hunt for some food. You're pretty smart for a human, maybe I'll see you around. I kinda like hanging out with ya!
>>3273933
so scary. i'll join too, i'm no pussy.
>>3273940
Ugly ass nigga
>>3273922
SO-PHISTO?!
>10 UIDs
J U S T
U
S
T
>>3273943
Oh, great....
>>3273933
I never cared for tarot.
Oppai loli.
>>3273962
Ugly ass nigga
>>3273962
>not going to church
Enjoy Hell.
>>3273962
Hush boy we sleeping and shit
>>3273959
New on Disney channel: That's-So-Phisto
>>3273977
but you are here
>>3273951
Pretty boobs whitey
>>3273969
Oh, don't make it sound so bad, we'll be best friends before you know it!
See you later!
>waves cheerfully to the tank as she leaves
>>3273976
These will look great at night. Too bad we'll only get one night's use out of it.
>>3273976
Yosh! I'm the king of candy!
>>3273988
Who is this discount Utsutsu?
>>3273976
Do you have any idea where we're going?
>>3273988
I doubt that, on both accounts....
>>3273996
Ugly ass nigga
>>3273987
Exquisite hips hispanic
>>3273996
>Utsutsu
>not the original discount girl
>>3273996
From a visual novel with lots of spooks and WTF-moments, Saya No Uta.
>>3273996
Google Saya no Uta
>>3274011
>Mutters grumpily
Stupid rocks....
>>3274022
I want to cuddle that evil eye
>>3274029
>Bucket loli x Giant eye
touhou is weird
>>3274029
>blushing eye
>>3274043
Not as weird as their fans
What makes a game "good" ?
>>3274029
...Is that youkai hugging my Sigma?
>What is this pairing even
>>3274030
Stupid covens. What am I, a witch?
>>3274043
>>3274046
>Not to mention that eye is supposed to be a TANK
>>3274043
>>3274046
>flips you
>>3274057
Yeah touhou fandom is weird
>>3274060
Ugly ass nigga
>>3274060
good events and good hosting, the rest adds on and helps
>>3274060
Popular host.
>>3274067
ok so is that a giantess with a normal sized person up their butt or is it a normal sized person with a midget up their butt?
>>3274060
Frequency
>>3273928
I mean pet my h-
>cough cough
don't hit your head.
>>3274086
The latter
>>3274091
What was that? I didn't hear with that cough.
>>3274100
lewd
>>3274089
Mokou on /hga/ and Kamina proved that's false.
>>3274089
t. Someone who never hosted
>>3274106
this, if anything they got shat on more for it
>>3274077
What are good events?
What is good hosting?
>>3274108
Sometimes, I wonder why I bother.
>>3274086
>They're called Inchlings for a reason, she's supposed to be even smaller than that, I believe.
>>3274125
good events are events you can RP to, and leave things open for interpetation, so that you don't have to make up shit your avatar does that goes against the things they usually do
>>3274125
RPable, creative events.
>>3274133
...Whoops.
>>3274117
Exactly. Mokou got accused of trying to become relevant, and Kamina got accused of taking hosting spots from other hosts. God, that was a stupid fucking assumption to make. Look at us now.
>>3274133
kek gg
>>3274137
>so that you don't have to make up shit your avatar does that goes against the things they usually do
>not being able to adapt your avatar to any events
Get your shitty advice out of this thread.
>>3274144
>Mokou
>irrelevant
maybe as an ava, but not as a host.
>>3274151
"Oh no sorry mister, this axe accidently slipped out of my hand and axed your brains out!"
I stocked up on pacha, at 32 so far. I need more.
>RPable events
this is the most autistic thing I've read this month.
>>3274164
She tried too hard early on, thinking getting to 100 games is some magical threshold for being "cool". Boring as fuck as an ava, true.
>>3274137
>so that you don't have to make up shit your avatar does that goes against the things they usually do
That means you shouldn't have any kind of event in your game. Because kind avas wouldn't hurt anyone and mean avas wouldn't help others. Your post is bad and you should feel bad.
>>3274125
Good events are events that
1. make sense, and can be properly read
2. fit and inhance the theme of the games and isn't random
3. Allow he player to react in their own way towards it, instead of forcing the character to react in a specific way
Good Hosting migh be along the lines of
1. posting the slides consistantly, and allowing for room to RP
2. Not mixing up slides
3. Being able to properly set up the game at a reasonable time
4. Will allow people to change things, and swap characters
5. Own up to their decisions and stands by their own rules. (exp: if you ignore fillers, then don't act like a little bitch if someone whines about it)
>>3274170
Lemme help fagola
>>3274164
That's what happened in /hga/. I still remember the shitposting about it. They went from game 5 to game 50 in like 3 days and it rustled some jimmies for some reason.
>>3274179
>>3274184
>>3274180
Not THAT abomination...or that one.
>>3274171
>(Player1) punches a bee.
>>3274179
>>3274184
>>3274186
Thanks maaaaan
>all these literally whos giving advice on how to host despite the fact they probably never hosted
I seriously hope nobody is taking the posts in this thread seriously.
>>3274186
>>3274170
Here's one for ya.
>>3274192
>random anon criticizing good points with assumptions
wew lad
What vidya is nostalgic to you, HG?
>>3274192
>seriously
We don't. And I never give advice.
why are we posting dead memes?
current memes are Cap America and dat boi
>pandering to the community
This is why you'll never be a good host.
>>3274192
>implying you need to host to know your shit about hosting
movie critics dont need to make movies to be critics
>>3274196
Who LIKES this thing?
>>3274206
Super Metroid
>>3274206
Pokemon Yellow
>>3274194
>>3274197
>>3274198
spicy hot meme boys, thank you for the patronage
>>3274220
>implying you need to host to know your shit about hosting
>thinking a newfag know better than a host who hosted +100 games
Commit suicide.
>>3274232
Anytime.
>>3274232
dude lmao what an exquisite memesoon
>>3274230
>Just hums to self
>>3274206
>Army Men Sarge's Heroes II
>>3274206
>Battle Arena Toshinden was the best thing since sliced bread to me.
>>3274236
>le newfag boogeyman
What newfags? We get maybe one or two a month and they hang around for a few days until they realize how cancerous we are.
Newfags are smarter than oldfags.
>>3274206
Pokemon Gold
Yugioh
>>3274206
Sly Cooper
Ratchet and Clank
>>3274248
HG MUGEN FUCKING WHEN
>>3274254
dude lmao the mines
>>3274254
...It's always the landmines. Always.
>>3274220
You don't need to know anything to bitch about shit, getting advice from someone who already makes good games regularly is worth more than someone who has no idea how they actually are created, and can just state opinions
>>3274206
Spyro, Crash, Banjo Kazooie
The Great Gatsby fucking sucks
>>3274206
Pokémon R/S/E
Super Mario World
>>3274170
>>3274232
>>3274262
>First, calm down. Second, unless you'd be fine with me shoving a bunch of characters, stages, and music into some random screenpack and passing it off, It's not going to be that quick.
>>3274285
Thanks!
>>3274285
Congrats? I guess
Thanks for the great game host!
>>3274285
...Thanks for the show.
>>3274311
>23rd
>>3274311
Thank you for hosting.
>>3274311
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3274311
Thanks for hosting.
>>3274327
Still not last
>>3274327
Could be worse
>>3274206
Bushido Blade 2, Blaster Master: Blasting Again, Armored Core 1 & 2, Ace Combat 4, Bloody Roar 2 & 3.
>>3274206
>Megaman Battle Network 2
>>3274206
Mario Party 5, 6, and 7
>>3274345
>Blaster Master: Blasting Again
>just learned there's a sequal for one of my favorite NES games
You're a good guy, anon.
>>3274359
you young
I bet you play brawl too
Meanwhile, on HG in tye year 2099.....
>>3274206
Jungle Hunt on Atari.
>>3274382
Still waiting for Seth's game.
>>3274206
H.E.D.Z
Age of Empires II
Carmageddon ( every single one of them )
>>3274378
Nah. It was all about melee back then, even after brawl came out
>>3274359
You ain't seen shit unless you've played 1 and dealt with all those damned rotate the stick mini games.
>>3274382
k-kamina will be back soon
>>3274382
>HG will make it to 2017
>>3274382
Fuck that shit nigga
>>3274382
>throws brick that materialized irl and hits you in the face
>>3274403
People said we wouldnt make 2016 and look at us now
>>3274393
>>3274398
Kek
>>3274382
>there hasnt been a game in years
>>3274382
Sol is working on a HG Waterpark. His games still suck ass tho.
>>3274394
>AoEII
>Damn, you made me want to nostalgia harder than I expected.
>>3274382
Asuka is the official national waifu of the united people's republic of Korea
>>3274382
First 24, 1$ for the added tribute image and 10$ for increased winning odds
>these features were added by Brant's son in 2069
>>3274382
scientists are still working on how to clone Kamina. More at 7.
>>3274382
Selling ultimate simulator.
>>3274206
The Guardian Legend
>>3274248
>>3274206
>Also, Primal Rage and Diablo 2.
>>3274206
Link's awakening
The mmz franchise
The mmbn franchise
Ape escape
Jetset radio future
>>3274446
>D2
My fucking nigga. I played that shit for years and years. Then played Median XL mod for years. Then finally got burnt out.
Meanwhile, on HG during the Big Bang
>>3274440
>You're my bro now
>>3274446
>So are you
>>3274449
>And you too mang
>>3274382
Guys, hosthelper can't handle the year 2100, it's only programmed up to 2099, you better remove it before the year switches over!
>>3274459
>>3274446
>Paladin is still my favorite to play.
Fresh meem
>>3274459
We're all bacterial soldiers now.
>>3274469
kek
>>3274466
>some else has actually played The Guardian Legend
Ditto, nigga.
>>3274478
>big bang
>bacteria
You have to go forward a few billion years bucko
>>3274472
>league of legends
>>3274484
>I loved that game so much, that I have a randomizer of it on my computer
Meanwhile, on HG, 10 seconds in the future...
>>3274494
.npc del
/wave
>>3274459
Bazinga
>>3274505
>ngw
>>3274472
fresh like the bread we eat
>>3274497
>didn't even know a randomizer for TGL existed
Holy shit, you are a top bro! I'm gonna be busy for a few days.
>>3274507
>reports you to blizz
>they never do anything about it
heh.... that'll show em
>>3274505
>finally my fresh meme of hoshi got some (You)'s
>I feel kind of bad because the only games that come straight to mind when nostalgia is brought up is shit that barely anyone even knows about.
>>3274505
Kamina is coming back in exactly 10 seconds. Screencap this post.
>>3274521
>Glad to be of help
http://www.romhacking.net/utilities/1145/
>>3274466
>kissus
>>3274505
Guys...
>>3274538
>>3274538
>>3274538
>>3274538
>>3274538
>>3274538
>>3274505
DID I COME BACK TOO FAR
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
nope
