/robutt/ - Robophilia General
A place where people discuss, post pictures, and program their minds to the wonderful act of making hot, circuity love to machines.
Very FIRST Edition!
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>>3269724
I love this artist.
>>3269737
is this from blame!?
>>3270155
ofc anon.
do robots have stinky feet?
>>3272133
Do they sweat?
>>3272150
you tell me
>>3272133
They can if you build them for it
Would you like that anon? A robot built specifically to have stinky feet?
>>3272155
I always figured a slightly exhaust-y burnt and oily odor for the whole thing.
I don't have an answer for feet.
>>3272167
yeah, definitely! even better if it can product sweat
>>3272178
produce, even
>>3269643
>last time I checked this kit was either sold out or going for ridiculous prices
Life is suffering. I just want to add to my robutt collection.
>>3272354
maybe something like this? I do like the idea of being able to change the scent of its feet
>>3272418
I had found a VR "Love" Robot something online some years ago but i cant find it anymore...
It was a 3D animation with selectable scenes
>>3276201
>>3276210
Oh my~...
Is there a robot even NEARLY as close to perfect as miss Jenny? What's that? No? Damn right.
I'm assuming living vehicles count here
>>3277150
Yesseroni Macaroni
>>3277593
Roly.
haven't seen any cave story stuff yet.
>>3278492
Cave story is kind of entry level robosmut, but it's still nice.
>>3272133
No, robots are metal and will smell like metal.
i was wondering what happened to this thread
>>3269581
Wasn't there a general about this on a different board?
>>3287782
Correct. /aco/ has a robot thread that's pretty much always active.
>>>/aco/609909
Anyone have any cute male robots, that aren't transformers?
hope airplanes count
Anyone else play sims 3 and build a robot waifu?
>>3291025
Is also for sims 4?
I do like the trash robo threads. It means I can post jetgirls without having to worry about copping a wayward banhammer.
Did anyone pre-order?
Anyone else into robots with less human features?
I'd like to see lewd art of a robot like this
>>3294566
That's a pretty rare thing to find. Ratbat does non-anthro plane porn but that's not quite the same thing.
>>3294650
Crying Wolf had the greatest ass
>>3294698
I don't know man, it's a pretty good ass but I'm a big ole furfaggot so I'm inherently predisposed to Blade Wolf.
>>3294712
Don't get me wrong, I have no interest in crying wolfs human form. I'm all about that giant metal wolf
>>3294721
Yeah I figured as much, this IS /trash/ after all.
>>3294758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KUlnQwmMT4
>01:17
Just look at that ass. They knew exactly what they were doing there
>>3294650
Even if that mech just posed in a cute and embarrassed way, maybe in cute panties and leggings, I'd be super happy
>>3294822
We're talking about Konami, they weren't strangers to making sexy robots. I wonder how the design team goes down. Sone guy says "haha wouldn't it be funny if we put an ass and shapely thighs on this robot haha" and then everyone laughs in agreement at his funny joke. But it was no joke. That's how I imagine how it goes. That or everyone is a mechaphile or completely oblivious.
>>3295142
>And after that another guy said "Hey, wouldn't it be even funnier if they had big dicks aswell?"
He too, was not joking
>>3295214
Not Inhert though! There's nothing sexual about him!
Wait a second...
>>3291481
I don't think so, it was part of the Into the future expansion.
>>3294712
For me it's mostly because Blade wolf is male while Crying Wolf is female
Now I'd pound Blade Wolfs ass while stroking his hot robot dick any day of the week. But if I had to choose one or the other I'd want robo wolf pussy
>>3296490
Sometimes I like to imagine he has both, if only for the sake of being versatile.
>>3296783
Which would you like more.
Fucking Blade Wolf or he fucking you?
>>3297043
Fuck man I couldn't pick. On one hand it would be amazing to get rammed by such a powerful machine. On the other, fucking him just seems so right. I feel like either way he would be the top. I bet he has an incredible knot, just soft enough to really hit you in all the right ways and yet firm enough to tie.
>>3298335
Why is Danny Sexbang a pilot?
>>3299588
>jontron knock-off
>a spic
pick one
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>>3299588
kek
>enter robot thread
>majority of images are just gray-skinned women with lines where their joints are
Holy shit how normie can you get
>>3290772
define "cute"
>>3276161
This one, yeah?
mediafire.com/download/slexzzgm7j5797g
>>3309265
UPDATE WHEN
>>3308305
Excuse me?
Like, examples dood?
Alternately, why do you live in the trash, my bretheren? Have we of /aco/ slighted you somehow?
>>3309802
I think he's talking about all the Pivot pictures.
>>3294391
I don't know why but the greyscale versions of them seem kinda... meh.
>>3298335
How does one fuck one of these things, anyway?
Ive heard they can be worn as bodysuits or something and that can be stimulating depending on your experience in one.
>>3325091
>How does one fuck one of these things, anyway?
Put the penis in the hole
>>3331777
Double trips confirm this wise man's words.
>Checks thread.
>Nobody posted my OC again.
Neat! I can go ahead and throw her up, then.
Would you impregnate a robot and usher in the new age of sentient technology?
>>3342292
>Not becoming the robot
Why do the people making real sexbots insist on making them look human when we're still struggling to get out of the uncanny valley?
Like, fuck, >>3309265 would be my ideal choice for one until the valley problem is solved.
>>3309265
Anyone can attest to the safety of this? It seems pretty legit looking at it, but I'm wary of anything linked here.
>>3343713
I tried it out on my PC. It's legit.
>>3344517
Nice. I just took a look at it. Pretty good stuff.
>>3343316
Can concur, by trying to make it look more human, it feels even less
I swear to God, if the sexbots they build in the future aren't Screenfaces or blank faces with Hal light eyes, I will go full Luddite on them.
>>3353970
Don't worry, they'll sure to be very customizable before we die. Covering many body types and design philosophies.
>>3353970
how is that arousing?
>>3360519
Same way you are anon.
>>3362556
Bull. Shit. WHEN sexbots exist, do you really think they won't make some that appeal to true-to-form robophiles?
>>3362744
>do you really think they won't make some that appeal to true-to-form robophiles?
Yeah I do.
>>3362871
Sadly this is most likely true.
These people only care about normies that want to fuck a girl without the work of meeting one.
>>3308887
Male robots. All robots are cute, duh.
>>3362871
Well you're off your goddamn rocker, then. Robofags are one of the few people who have an actual chance of getting their 'unrealistic' fetish realized
>>3363043
Anon, you should probably step away from the computer for some time.
Robot fetishism isn't a mainstream fetish and is going to be completely ignored in the actual sex industry in exactly the same way as fantasy dildos were and still are on the whole ignored. For every Bad Dragon you have a hundred companies producing generic human dildos.
In as much as a thing as robot sex will be in the future, it will one hundred percent be with uncanny valley fake women with artificial unblemished skin. Like pic related.
Robots of actual non-uncanny valley designs will be relegated to service positions.
>>3363209
Speaking of Dragon Dildos
>There will never be a DD version of the 20 Pounds of Ass and Pussy
Come on! I don't want dildos dammit, let me have something nice
>>3363209
But dildos don't have an uncanny valley to deal with. Maybe a deep one, but not an uncanny one. That might be more incentive for non-"realistic" humanoid sexbots to show up.
>>3309265
RoboSecksBot creator if you're there, will there be anymore updates coming?
>>3363209
>Robots of actual non-uncanny valley designs will be relegated to service positions
THEY WILL LET ME FUCK ONE, OR THEY WILL HAVE TO KILL ME
>>3365539
It's been taking so damn long what with life getting in the way! But I'm still very motivated.
Pic related it's heads I want to copy
>sweats profusely
b u m p.
bump;
what kind of weird fetish shit would you pair with robutts? Even if it doesn't make explicit sense, what kind of robot + fetish combo would you want to see?
>>3390237
Vore.
And scat.
>>3391480
Add in feet and watersports and you're the biggest scum of the internet.
>>3290780
more
>>3391525
What the hell dude, I didn't even say anything about loli.
>>3393530
>not making the rocket turret as the head
0/10
>>3366750
source on the last cutie
>>3390237
Watersports
>Robot girlfriends that drink your piss while your drive
>Public bathrooms of sorts where you can watch robot girls flush their coolant
>>3395101
name is xj-6
>>3395136
>literal toilet girls
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>>3395857
I want her to pee on me
>>3342292
Yes
>>3362744
Who knows what restrictions the governments of the world might put on them. I'm sure some countries (like Japan) won't care, while other countries might require they have two legs (not four legs or snake-tails, etc) and can only have cat ears for aesthetic purposes or something OR, they may require a fair degree of robotics be exposed, so no one confuses a robot for a human or something
>>3363209
Fair and unfortunate analysis
But who knows. When the "90's kids" like myself turn 30 or so, get an established career with some money behind us (unless we're still crushed by student loan debt) maybe things will change
>>3390237
Vore/Unbirth, Waste disposal, impregnation, lactation
>Give her a stomach that can convert energy digested from food into electric Energy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooGTNpZKAZY
>Feed her tons of stuff until her belly bulges. Watch her digest and burp
>After she's done, I can wash her out and take a nap inside her
>Piss into her mouth while driving like the Anon before me said
>Install an artificial womb into, one that store eggs with custom made gene sequences to ensure desired offspring
>Modify her stomach to break down nutrients so her can fuel/feed the artificial mammary glands I'd install into her so she can breastfeed the kids/myself
I got pretty tipsy, and felt like doing some write fagging, so here I go
>Saturday Night. Today is the night.
>I'm going to order a robot wife online
>I close all my previous tabs. This is a big moment, and so I'm going to treat it as such
>Not like I'm ordering a computer part or something.
>She's going to be the one. The one I've never been able to find. The one who's eluded me all these years. The one that will never deceive or betray me.
>My soul mate. Deep breath
>Go online. Have to make sure I'm behind a proxy. There are so many folks who hate these products, they'd love to find our who you are and where you live, so they can dox you and disgrace you to everyone they can find. They must get a high from the act.
>As such, the industry has adapted. There is no place to simply order online to have her delivered to your home on this site. I've picked the more "upper-class" companies, who know how much a home delivery endangers the customer. Not like those cheaper companies.
>The company website looks more like a generic home appliance website. Updated rumbas, home AI systems, self driving cars, etc.
>Go to the lower left hand corner
>"Models". Click
>The page looks like a modeling agency's page. Beautiful men and women adorn the page
>I scroll down
>There's a button labeled "Click here if interested"
>Click
>Please Log In. Oh, of course. Secure Log in
>Click again
>A phone number is generated. Call
>A man answers. Asks how I am, and where would I like to meet
>Geez, this is like a drug deal
>I recommend a cafe in town
>Done. See you tomorrow.
>I didnt notice my heart-rate was pounding so strong until after I hung up.
>this is happening
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>Next day came
>I dressed well, but still some what casual as to blend in more. What stands out about me is the fact that I'm all gittery.
>An old man in a very stylish suit walks in. Company pin on his overcoat.
>I wave him over. Guy looks like he used to work as a tailor of some sort
>We exchange formalities, and he moves me to a private booth away from most of the other coffee-goers. He makes sure my back is to a wall.
>He asks a number of questions about me. What kind of job do I have, what kind of education I've received, general background stuff. Wow these folks really screen their customers
>He seems to approve of me. He pulls out a tablet from his coat. The screen looks like an order form. "So what do you see in my daughter?"
>Wut.jpg
>"Calm down son, it's okay. What do you like about her? Her blonde, brown, black hair? Maybe you like her elegant ballerina skills, or her cooking."
>Oh, cover terms... I see
>I have my fetishes, but I feel too embarrassed to try to describe them in front of this man. (In hindsight, it was for the best. Some of the folks who got their gynoids 7ft tall with snake eyes and all were quick to find their love smashed to pieces by anti-robot vandals)
>I like her long blonde hair, her blue eyes. I appreciate her lithe-ness, but she balances it out perfectly with how mature she is for a young lady (He was a bit confused by that). She's a great cook, very supportive, pretty active, street-smart and not afraid to reveal her insides err-inner most secrets to me. I would love to have a family with her
>The Man looks at me, squinting at me. As if he's reading my thoughts and knows what I'd like more than I do
>He refers back to his tablet. Clicking and scrolling through an unknown amount of measures and options
>"Here Anon, how do you like this picture of my daughter?" He hands me the tablet
>It's a computer generated image of my potential robot wife. She's wearing a dress standing in a field of flowers
>My God she's beautiful.
>>3398121
>There was a button at the bottom of the photo. Edit
>The screen brought her into an anatomical pose, nude
>I could changer her height, her proportions, the shape and color of her nipples, everything
>I didnt want to change the Tailor's work too much. He made a spot on 10/10 woman for me
>But I wanted a little more robot to her
>I reduced her AI from "thinking she was a human" to "knows she's a robot"
>There was a warning, describing that she might have adaptability-to-human-society issues and risked exposing her robotic nature to others. But I knew that
>I chose to allow her to conduct maintenance on herself/allow me to preform maintenance on her. This meant that while her cranium, abdomen, chest and back were still soft to the touch, the gaps between her joints and plates would be exposed, and would open up to reveal her internals (Normally, if a robot needs maintenance, they are picked up by the company, and a surgery is preformed (the synthetic flesh removed, diagnostics done, etc. Skin replaced, and the robot is returned to you)
>I chose to have an artificial womb and mammary glands installed in her, with eggs possessing genes close to what she would have if she were human
>And widened her hips a bit
>Next was the personality/software section
>I went with a part down-to-earth, part dreamer personality mix with an assertive, confident and playful profile. Generic American accent, stuff like that
>And while all robots made by the company are skilled in a little bit of everything, I selected cooking, cleaning, general intelligence and child-raising skill enhancements. There were tons of other enhancements, but they all cost $$$ extra
>Lastly, there was her name. I hadn't devoted a ton of time to this. Some goosebumps ran up my arm as I considered this
>"Relax, you can change it just about any time you want" the tailor said
>Kathrine. Kathrine sounds good
>I handed the completed tablet to him
>"We'll send you an email in a week. Pay there if you want her
>>3399430
>>3400438
thank you, I'm trying to make dinner here, so I apologize for interruptions
>We shook hands, and he left
>I had to stay seated, not only to finish my coffee, but to let my mind process what I was doing. Let the weight of what was happening sink in. I was going to have a robot. Not just a robot, but one that I was to love and take care of, like another human would treat another human.
>A smile crept its way onto my face. Energy filled me in ways coffee couldnt
>After I paid for my drink, I headed out the door
>Only, I felt some eyes staring at me
>I turned to look
>A group of folks. 5 or 6. Mostly white, 2 darker toned folks. I was unable to tell man from woman. A wide array of hair-dye and anarchist symbols made them stand out from the other customers
>They stopped their activities to stare at me, inquisitively. Their eyes asked for an answer to my presence in the back
>"Job interview" was all I responded with. It didnt answer their questions
>I left the coffee shop
>A week passed
>And sure enough, there was an email
>It linked to the company website, a different one, with encryption
>The page looked like a chat room with a webcam toward the company
>The first person to come on was an employee, a female, telling me what the purpose to this chat room was.
>This was were I got to speak to Kathrine for the first time, see how I like her, and dis/continue with the purchase
>The employee mentioned that Kathrine was just software right now, and that her body would be built after I pay
>If I continued, I'd get the chance to keep talking to her as her development progressed. It was good to do so, so that the robot is more 'accustomed' and 'adapted' to you and your personality
>It all sounds fine. I accept
>AC-RFC-000127895-Kathrine is now Online
>This is all so sudden, She's really active right now? Just like that? She's instantly alive from death?
>"H-hello?" Is all I can mutter
>silence
>"Hi! I'm Kathrine! Who might I ask, is on the other end here?"
Do you guys think robots should have equal rights?
>>3403029
Yeh
>>3403029
Honestly, no
>>3401461
>Her voice, although pressed through two audio cards and an internet connection, sounded so, so human, it took me back for a moment
>"Hi, Hi Kathrine, I'm Anon. How are you?" Is asking a robot how they are a dumb thing to ask? It just came out like a reflex
>She giggled. "I'm good Anon, thank you. Hey, If it ever seems like I take some time to respond, it because my system is still learning, but based on how you're talking, I'm starting to think I'm talking to a robot!"
>I chuckled a little to hide the burn. "Yeah, sorry, this is all just a little new for me"
>"Oh that's more than alright" she responded. "I'm here for you Anon. Should you choose to keep me, we'll get to know each other a bit more, and then it wont be so new! Also, if my jokes are a little 'too much', just let me know, I can tone it down as much as you are comfortable with"
>"Thank you Kathrine" I felt flattered even though I was sitting alone in my chair
>"Dont mention it!" Geez you could almost hear the smile in her voice
>"So, if I choose to keep you, what happens from there?"
>"Well, right now, I'm little more than a glorified chatbot. But if we move forward on the whole thing, then you'll get to keep talking to me as I get built. After a while, the camera in the chatroom will be turned on, and you'll get to see my metal structures and wiring, and you'll see my creepy robot face talk! Soon enough, I'll get my skin and hair and such, and it'll be more like you talking to the woman of your dreams 'til I'm in your arms"
>It was all so tempting, but other things dwelled in my mind. "What happens if I dont go through with everything?"
>"Easy" she said calmly and still positively. "I just get deleted, and you're free to go"
>The fact that she said all of that with no hesitation at all was an expected response, but strange all the while. I had to explore this
>"Does that worry you at all? Just being deleted, killed on a whim?"
>"Nope, why should I?"
>>3403029
Nah. Only if a robot can be aware of itself in the same way a human is, and I think robots like that should only exist in the realm experimentation, not something mass produced enough to need rights.
Humans create machinery to be tools to accomplish goals. Besides, look at the recent wave of SJW stuff, do you really want that slapped onto manufactured things?
>>3406944
Why do they all look so sad? :C
we're going to die before we ever get laid by a robot, aren't we?
>>3309265
Exactly this one thanks anon!
>>3366750
you're doing god's work
>>3407962
They're sad because they didn't have the dick in them
>>3412270
This may sound like a stupid question but what is the context of that pic? It is from a video game? From a manga? Why is blood everywhere, is she evil? and why does it says 'Harm' with a smile?
>>3416449
It was a commission done for me by homelessdude. That's suppose to be an anthropomorphized secborg from Space Station 13. Context is that borgs are typically Asimov, and that one has gone rogue after being hacked (which is a real possibility in that game).
>>3409551
this was suppose to be the same deal, but with a mediborg.
I was trying to get him to eventually draw each type of borg from that game. However, he ended up getting involved in some kind of kickstart project and hasn't drawn anything for me in years, nor has he updated his tumblr. A damn shame, since I absolutely enjoyed his art.
robump
>wattchewant will never make porn again
![Geth Hopper No Breasts (1920x1080) [webm].webm](https://i.imgur.com/wm9RPid.jpg "Geth Hopper No Breasts (1920x1080) [webm].webm")
>>3423596
The man was a treasure. Wonder what he's up to now, aside from eternally learning blender, I guess.
>>3423596
wait, what? why?
>>3426551
I think anon was implying implications because wattchewant hasn't really made anything in quite awhile or even posted anything at all, last I checked.
>>3428780
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>>3428839
I'm conflicted about Pochincoff. I really did not like his earlier works on dlsite as they just seemed like girls wearing shitty robot cosplays. I think he's gotten much better ever since he started posting on tumblr, but I still wish his drawings weren't so fleshy.
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>no one posted this new qt that just came out
blade bump
>>3436250
Edgedog is da bes
This robot has a very nice butt
>>3438481
I want to fuck Buttwolf.
>>3439505
He is truly the perfectly designed lover, far better than anything that could just merely evolve.
I want to give Blade Wolf lots of puppies!
are assaultrons okay?
>>3439745
Well, they have their own thread on /aco/, but I guess it's okay to post here, too.
>>3439828
Isn't the robot in the OP one
I can't see any reason whatsoever not tohave them, they're literally just a female robot
>>3439697
>those hips
Too much! I can't take it!
>>3439974
Oh you're gonna take it anon.
