ERP thread: Absorption edition.
Previous thread: >>3230192
nth for the next big great erp drama - what couple with ruin the threads next?
>>3233276
Lurk more.
>>3233240
(This.)
>>3233208
>Moaning in satisfaction in his cock, she ran her hands through his body, moving her hips into his fingers.
>>3233237
>She giggles eagerly at him as she swayed her ass back and forth to entice him.
And I'm a naughty, dirty, perverted whore~
>>3233279
that's it?
>>3233276
I have a feeling about a few. LD is some next level autism though, it will be hard to top.
>>3233287
Lurk more.
>>3233280
>He takes her head off his cock and slowly moves his hips to line up with hers as his fingers pull out
l-l-lick yourself... while i take you... i cant do teasing anymore
>>3233289
>I have a feeling about a few
Go on.
>>3233280
>he starts to thrust, violently slamming his cock against her insides, groping breasts for support as he fucks her like a jackhammer.
>>3233287
>that's it?
What did he mean by this?
>>3233291
That's it?
>>3233299
>>3233276
There really aren't any more left.
>>3233293
>She nodded, taking her head and placing it right on her breast, giving them a kiss and a gentle sucking session.
Ahhhh...
I'm tasty~
>>3233316
>Feeling how fast he was already going, she squealed out in excitement as she grabbed the ground for support.
Ah, yes! Spank me till I'm crying; fuck my brains out till I pass out...
Show me how superior you are to me master!
>>3233326
that's it.
>>3233335
>to her request, he spanks her over and over again as he thrusts deeper.
Afternoon!
>>3233337
sorry, we prefer a different kind of autism here
but hey if you want to jerk it to post numbers go ahead
>>3233346
Afternoon Neo, what are your plans this evening?
>>3233335
>He moved his hips and thrust himself deep into her slit as he pushes her head into her breast as he starts to fuck her like a beast in heat
>>3233361
>Signs.
Just going to be here a bit and search for the blonde bimbo.
>>3233371
All our yangs left so you arnt going to find her here sorry
>>3233354
>She moans louder and louder at each spank, wiggling her ass to make her all the more appealing to him...
Oh yes! YES! Thank you master!
>>3233367
>Her moans of pleasure and approval were downed out by her head being smothered in her own breasts as she moved in rythmn with his body~
>>3233382
>Signs.
I heard that she returned.
>>3233388
>His hips piston into her soft folds while his own illicit sounds leak out, pulling her head from her breast to her own slit
Down here you taste good to...
>>3233392
I didn't even get too far into the show, this is spoilers or some shit
>>3233392
I havnt seen her and i lurk all day, the other yangs were both people who dont come around here anymore...
>>3233403
>She lapped sweetly at her own pussy as he was fucking it, causing her body to shake with lust.
Mmm~
>>3233407
>Shakes my head.
>>3233411
>Signs.
I wonder if the other Neo knows where she has gone.
Night everyone! Hope you all have fun
Shonen anime is objectively the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjc-IrbfGVU
>>3233256
Thanks I'm glad we both agree I'm a detective. But iPhone might save images shittily if he is just saving the thumbnails form google, I don't know though I hate/don't use phone posting.
>>3233251
Really? I don' think I know that, I'm pretty sure it's going to happen, I just have to catch you in the right mood
>>3233428
Night!
I was told to say hi.
HI!
>>3233426
>With her body shaking and her enjoying her own taste he goes as much as he can... slowly starting to lose himself to lust as he drives into the headless cat girl
>>3233337
I can't do anything right!
>>3233432
And that's unlikely, but I'm sleepy so night ClownPiece.
>>3233427
Want to enjoy our company while your hear atleast?i never got to worshipping either you or your other selfs hips like i said i would
>>3233442
It was cute the first dozen or two times.
>>3233356
Dude, that's a dog, I think
>>3233447
Sleepy its only 8am, don't be a naga, just drink some coffee.
Also it will happen, I've fucked a married women before, you won't have to worry about me cucking whoever the fuck I am.
>>3233440
Thanks~
>Pets
>>3233440
Cute doggo
>>3233456
Well tell the man to stop asking for us to say hi to you guys, it's getting creepy.
>>3233460
>I've fucked a married women before
Story?
>>3233457
Woof!
>>3233469
Yay! Pets!
>>3233476
Cute? Thank you!
>>3233480
Not really a story behind it, I met her through Tinder. We fucked for fun while she claimed she was at college classes and the guy was away at work.
I'm a manwhore who doesn't give a shit about others.
>>3233443
>She lapped faster and harder at her pussy, humming with her own desire as she started to taste her juices slowly dripping out.
A-ah...
I'm gonna cum sir!
>>3233257
It's like the Thing, only instead of blood and teeth it's all dicks and orgasms.
>>3233488
Bark bark!
>>3233488
I guess I was right, what a weird looking dog
>>3233498
>Feeling her tongue hitting his cock as it drove into her was a pleasure he couldnt put into words and he could feel her getting closse
Eager to... taste our mixed cum?
>>3233500
Awoo!
>>3233506
W-weird!?
>>3233514
Awoooooooooooo~!
>>3233508
Yes, please...
>She slurred out, panting fastly for his load as she continued her hips movements into him.
>>3233514
Yeah and loud as hell
>>3233517
You're going to give yourself a sore throat wooing that hard!
>>3233527
Oh my god that's a adorable looking dog.
>>3233520
>He cant hold out much longer, releasing his load into the tight cat pussy as he pushes her head into their combined sexes harder
>>3233525
I'll quiet down, sorry.
>>3233534
Not that adorable, but thank you anon!
>>3233536
>Tasting their juices combined together, she squealed in delight as she also came, spilling her load onto his cock and her face.
Mmm! Tasty sir~
>>3233527
Hey, glad to see you showed up again.
Still want that treat?
>>3233549
Alright, thanks dog
>>3233549
Hey; you are! I especially love your hair and fur...
>>3233552
>He pulls his cock out as he forces her to lick up every drop of their mixed seed
Its your.. favorite isnt it?
>>3233549
>Sniffs your ass before lapping at it.
>>3233554
I want to be more active but what treat was it you were talking about? My memory is....fuzzy.
>>3233572
I do do my best trying to keep myself in prim and proper condition! Please slow down with the compliments, I can only take so much till I'm beat red!
>>3233578
>Her ears stand up as she looks back down over her shoulder at you.
Can I help you?....
>>3233574
>She eagerly locked up their juices as she placed her head back onto her body, bending down and licking up what she may of missed.
It is my favorite, sir...
Thank you for making me cum as your bitch~
>>3233592
Heh, okay; I'll slow down with that...
>Slowly, I moved my hand to her head and started running my fingers gently through her hair.
And pick up with my petting~
>>3233598
You were all sweaty, i couldnt help it~
>>3233346
Well, now I have a boner.
>>3233606
T-thank you...I suppose.
>Her head leans into his hand as it brushes through her hair.
>>3233615
Heh; I'm THANKING you, silly~
>She giggled, moving in to kiss his lips gently.
Ah; that was amazing! Thank you...
>>3233592
It was just yesterday, but no big deal.
I wasn't really sure what sort of treats dog people like, but...
>Reaching down to his pants, the anon pulled out... What looked to be an actual baggie of dog treats.
Hopefully bone-shaped peanut butter cookies are okay?
>>3233592
Actually yeah, bend over so I can lick you better ^w ^
>>3233623
>I smile sweetly at her as she nuzzled into my hand.
Heh; guess you like being petted, huh?
>>3233625
Anytime your back fortune... i love my sex kitten~
Literally me in the ERP threads.
>>3233654
>54
I am an absolute legend.
>>3233640
>She sighed sweetly, leaning into his body as she kissed him.
Thank you...
I love you to, my master~
>suddenly people taking an interest in clown
Kenny you can't just befriend them all, just because they shitpost.
>>3233630
>The dogs eyes fluttered, heart shaped pupils filled her eyes as it's tail wagged emphatically
Yes! Yes! Yes! They're perfect! Ohhhh, gimmie gimme please!
>>3233631
This seems a tad unusual for request, but...
>Her cheeks a rosy red she slowly bends over, tail lifting up and presenting her lofty backside.
So what did you say you wanted to do again?...
>>3233632
>Her nervousness begins to melt away as she leans hard into the hand, encouragingly nudging it towards her flicking ears as if begging for him to embrace them.
As would you...mmm...feels so good~
>>3233683
>Warmly grinned at her body, I pulled her into my body, embracing her as my hands rubbed her back.
Good doggy...
Do you have a name by chance?
>>3233683
ung! looks perfect.
>kisses your ass a few times.
>laps at your asscrack after.
(going to sleep but I still wanna read your reaction.)
>>3233669
>People taking an interest in me
That just means they are new fags who haven't had me kill their hopes and dreams yet.
Additionally me and adachi have had a thing, as a inside joke, for a while.
It'll be my one year anniversary later this month of being in ERP, I wonder what I should do.
>>3233494
That's not true Clownie, I know you give a shit about me!
>>3233705
Yeah....I have no idea who you fucking are. I do like the avatar choice a whole bunch so good taste at least.
>>3233701
Killing yourself seems like the best option desu
>>3233701
>Clown and Adachi have teamed up
Oh boi.
>>3233691
>She felt sheltered and safe within his arms, the soothing stroke of his hand down her furry back making her body tingle and twitch with glee.
Name...name...mmm..right. Kibbles...
>>3233698
What looks....ah!
>She gasped feeling the sudden push of his lips to her rounded backside, the wet pink tongue not following too far behind as it sunk between her cheeks making her let out an encouraging yet soft moan.
O-okay I think thats more then...enough...
>>3233724
Too bad I love pissing you off anon, so that soudns even more fun. Perhaps I should reply to every ERPer and grammatically correct them.
>>3233727
Nah he is a faggot, I wouldn't team up with him. We did do a joke for a solid month together that I was the first and only person he ERP'd with despite the fact we've done nothing though and everyone believed it.
>>3233734
Hey wanna continue yesterday's magic lesson?
>>3233736
I love it when people correct my grammar.
>>3233736
You'd have a hard time correcting some of the people here.
>>3233785
i wouldnt even know where to start with some
>>3233683
>Holding out the bag, he opened it to toss one to the canine.
Hope they're good!
>>3233778
Well thats a more weird fetish than I am with hair. You should consult with professional help about that.
>>3233785
Have I? I only visit the threads so often and msot the time I can't be arsed to read other peoples post.
Though like this anon said >>3233794
Some people have so many issues or fuck ups I'm not even sure how to fix it. On one hand I don't mind being a dick, that's my goal in life, but on the other I feel like some might be scared off the threads if I was to openly say how shit they were.
>>3233711
And after you said you missed your fluffy just the other day... Oh dear~
>>3233821
No, ya dingus, I'm saying some people here have really good and impeccable grammar.
>>3233770
Anon! It's you! Just give me a moment to undress and I'll be ready and willing to go!
>Taking one hand on each side of her blouse she slips it back down and shakes herself out, letting her taut breast swing about and hips stretch out.
Back onto my knees, right teach?
>>3233803
>She didn't need to leap but the ball of fur was far too excited by that delicious scent to not jump at it. Catching it between her lips she suckles at the peanut butter flavored treats and gleefully smiles as she swallows it back.
Mmm! Thank you so much! Anymore!?
>>3233821
No professional can help me and my burning desire for self improvement.
>>3233852
I think you've got me mixed up with the other anon. I was just about to help you practice body changing magic, remember?
>>3233852
Mhm, there's plenty more! You'll have to come get them since I don't want to get any on the floor though.
>He did get a few ideas, wondering if she knew any tricks?
>>3233836
>Touches your wing.
>>3233836
I didn't know fluffy was best girl! You posted as someone else last time, but you are good people. Though if you think I give a shit about you, you are wrong, you just a good fuck buddy, thats it.
>>3233843
Really who? I was "forced" to spend 2 months studying grammar because of shinoa, the only things I've learned to do is spot flaws.
>>3233855
Why would you care for self improvement, aren't you perfect the way you are? You should never change, if other people don't like you, that's their issue not yours.
>>3233874
>flexes loudly
>>3233898
>Cums internally
>>3233867
Oh! I'm so sorry!
>The nervous nilly scratches the back of her head before shifting her focus away.
You wanted me to try making you smaller, right?....
>>3233868
>He hadn't a moment to breathe before she dashed over, tail flauntingly wagging in the air. Her teal eyes gazing up wantingly at the crisp bag of treats.
I'm here! Can I please have some now?
>>3233875
Off the top of my head, Sena, Kawai, Iowa, Ragyo and Mechanon hardly ever make mistakes and only minute ones at that. There are a few others but I can't be arsed to remember and state all of them.
>>3233923
>Smiling seemingly innocently, he handed over another treat, watching her lick it up.
There ya go! Want another?
>>3233924
>Sena and Kawai don't make mistakes
Because I know who they are and have played with them to some degree I know they both make mistakes. Noting I make a fuck ton of mistakes I think that should be metioned first and foremost, but they both fuck up. I've never read Iowa's, Mechanon's, or Ragyo's post though so I can't make a comment regarding them.
>>3233923
Yeah that was it. You were worried about accidentally hurting me but I'm sure nothing like that'll happen.
>>3233874
Hey now, hands off the wing!
>>3233875
It's okay Clownie, I know you care about me. You're pretty good too, we should talk again sometime!
>>3233875
Well, I think being able to change is important. You can reap alot of benefits by being something your not.
>>3233978
Acting like you care about someone is really easy, how else do you think i manipulate people?
That aside I have no issue playing with you again, just depends if we are both in the thread at the same time, but considering both our work schedules/sleep schedules I'm fairly sure that won't happen.
>>3233939
>She chomped down hard onto the baked cookie as her tongue lapped up at the crumbs getting trapped in the fur surrounding her muzzle. How was she becoming so obsessed with such a simple dog treat. She shrugged the notion off and quickly nodded her head begging for yet another one.
>>3233950
Fine, I'm not happy about it mister! So if something goes wrong it is your funeral!
>Grasping her staff tight between her fingers she began to chant, a magical aura slowly began to rise over her and at it's peak she took aim at him.
I would say last chance but you kinda have that..."just do it look"....
>She let it go, the magical aura swallowing him and in a poof of smoke he vanished. Through the thick plum of smoke she couldn't see a thing. Her heart raced as she nervously looked around wondering if there had been any witnesses.
Oh no, oh no, oh no...!
>>3233997
Then don't rely on the thread, rely on something else like Discord!
You don't even need to join the server to talk to me now~
>>3233996
On one hand, I change my personality a lot to act like I care people when I don't as I said in my previous post. So being able to adapt and pretend to be something you aren't has lots of benefits but I still think you should act like yourself. Unless you are planning to gain something obvious like sex or pictures no reason to do anything than be yourself.
>>3234017
Well one I'd never join the server, that's just silly talk if you think I would.
Two, what do you mean?
Three, I love being public and embarrassing you about being controlled and a pet for me. I didn't abuse it another with other people.
>>3234034
Simple, just add me as a friend there and we can talk anytime. Don't even need to be online, you can simply leave messages for the other to pick up later!
And as far as i'm aware, you never did any of that me on the thread~
>>3233898
>Blushes furiously.
>>3233978
>Continues touching your wings.
>>3234034
So, do you pretend to be a scumbag because it gives you easy (You)'s like this one or are you a general dickhead in real life too?
>>3234010
>Thinking a moment, he tried something a bit more, getting out another.
Hey, I know these are good, but maybe you should sit down for a sec so you don't get overexcited!
>>3234090
He's an edgelord. Who cares?
>>3234010
>He winces from the bright light surrounding him and suddenly found himself in a completely unfamilar situation. He was still casually holding her breast while she cast the spell, but now it felt like he was clinging to a huge rubbery surface with his legs dangling in the air. As the smoke clears he realizes that he's being shrunken down to an inch tall and was now desperately holding on to her bare nipple, seemingly hundreds of feet in the air.
Hey! Hey down here!
>>3234034
I find people are alot more willing to divulge information if you seem outgoing and nice. I'm only one of those things but it was enough that I could bullshit and get my current comfy job.
Honestly I'd rather do what gets me in the best position most of the time, even if I don't want to do it.
>>3234034
>So being able to adapt and pretend to be something you aren't has lots of benefits
Ain't that the truth? It's the perfect skill for life.
>>3234090
In real life I pretend to care a lot more. But in general I fake caring for the sake of sex or relationships. I'm a pretty big scumbag. The thing is, all my close friends know that and I never deny it but people still like me. Cause shy people are the most annoying people in existance and they should kill themselves.
>>3234061
How do I add you? I don't use discord enough to know.
Also that just means I haven't used you enough then, I should abuse you far more.
Thirdly I fucking hate the new danbooru file names, i can tell you have saved these images recently because of it.
>>3234129
Well yeah why do you think I have multiple personalities?
You think I could pull some of these posters if I was the real me? Naw, I act like some fake asshole who gives a fuck. You have no idea how much I had to pretend and act like I gave a shit about Shinoa to keep beign friends with that bitch.
>>3234131
It really is, getting jobs/promotions is all based on how much dick you can suck. How well can you pull off acting like friends to someone you hate, acting like you give a shit what they say.
>>3234093
>Her ear tips buzzed as he asked her to sit and like the good dog she was she promptly placed her butt to the ground, her excited smile only growing as her tail whipped across the ground like a broom.
Good idea! I wouldn't want to fall over or get dizzy eating like this!
>>3234122
>He watches as she glances around, her ears twitching about trying to detect the source of the small squeaky screams.
Hello? Are you alrigh-AH! Y-you're so small! I did it....I did it!
>All too entranced by her miraculous skills she emphatically jumps up and down, bucking her new small companion about who was desperately clinging to her taut nipple.
>>3234156
Are you a diagnosed sociopath?
>>3234156
I shall use this new information effectively, thanks
>>3234156
Clown, are you drunk?
>>3234224
I'm pretty sure I've admitted this multiple times, if you are just now getting the memo you must be a newfag.
When is the delicious brown ship showing up?
>>3234184
>Reaching down, he petted her head, scratching over her ears as he handed her another treat.
Mhm, that's much better. And you do look pretty cute from this angle~
>>3234234
I'm fairly sure I am a sociopath but I'm really fucking good at lying. So any time I've went to therapy or otherwise I convince them I'm a "normal" sane human being and leave.
>>3234235
no problem, if there is anything you need to know about any poster in these threads or myself I'll answer if I have the knowledge.
>>3234241
Rum is good is my response.
I bought a handle of it.
>>3234243
Why the fuck do you even come here when you purposefully give everyone reasons to avoid you?
>>3234265
*Any time I've gone to therapy.
Clearly Shinoa wasn't working hard enough.
>>3234234
No, he's an edgelord looking for an audience and responding to it only incentivizes him
>>3234269
Because people like you keep giving it (You)'s. Just ignore it and it will go away.
>>3234289
I'm trying to understand how it became so popular and well-known, though. Was it through sheer force of stupidity conveyed through posts like these?
>>3234156
You'd load up Discord, go onto the Friends tab, then click "Add new friend" at the top.
Then in the box that appears type "Jibril on Rollerblades#7988"
Then we can start talking! I'm sure if anyone else wants to do the same to me they can~
>>3234262
>Why now of all times being refereed to as cute was leaving her so bewildered she couldn't tell, but the submissive position she sat in could be part of it. While she shrugged it off the notion stuck with her as she warmly accepted yet another round of soft, warm pets.
A-another one?....Thank you...
>She parted her lips and this time used her tongue to take the treat, slowly rolling it back between her lips and eating it.
>>3234312
>Jibril
>As in Archangel Jibril
FUCKING KEBABS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3234184
>Her massive breasts, already huge by normal standards, could now only be described as truly mountainous to the tiny anon holding on to her nipple. Without warning the heaving boob he was stuck clinging to began to bounce up and down in a way that felt absolutely cataclysmic in his shrunken state. His life flashed before his eyes and his screams were effortlessly drowned out by her excited giggling as she jumped up and down in triumph. It didn't take long for his grip to fail and his tiny body to be catapulted skywards by the giant tit.
>>3234321
Are you okay? You seem upset...
>>3234265
I don't really need to know about anybody here, because it's not like I care about them. Just keep posting cute things
>>3234224
There's a fucking newsflash. Clown's like the community homeless guy who just shows up randomly, yells at some pigeons, pisses himself, then falls asleep in a gutter only to wake up and repeat the process.
>>3234322
>Thoroughly full of herself she turned her head back down to his position only to realize she had flung the poor man away. Afraid to move she called out to him; "Anon, anon answer me! Are you okay?. No matter where she seemed to look it was as if he had vanished. Cupping her breast she gave it a small, but firm squeeze groaning at the sensitive mound.
No, I guess not...I thought maybe he turned invisible as well...
>>3234320
>Raising an eyebrow at her new method for taking the treat, he kept his fingers near her mouth while he lightly scratched over her cheek.
You're very welcome, cutie~
>>3234403
>The soothing strum of his fingers over her cheek had the canine wavering, her head leaning back into his hand and yet again basking in comfortable moment.
Mmm...why are you so nice anyway? Just giving away food and pets.
>>3234400
>Still screaming he rockets upward through the air, her excited bouncing really sent him flying. As he reaches the peak of his ascent and begins to slow down he notices that in a stroke of luck he was flung directly upwards and she was standing right below him. All she had to do was hear his screams and look up and she'd be able to catch him on his landing.
>>3234462
>The faint screams of the tiny man finally caught her attention and quickly she turned her nose upwards. With a rather rough landing that no amount of fur on her forehead could dampen he landed with a 'splat'. Kibbles blinked, turning her eyes to the man now sliding to the end of her snout.
Are you alright?....I should probably try turning you back now....this is dangerous!
>>3234459
Well when there's a cute dog with huge tits involved, it's hard not to pay attention to her!
>His hand slipped under her chin to lightly run his nails under there as well. Still, their position was pretty suggestive, a few physical signs possibly giving away his ideas...
>>3234505
Oof!
>He lands flat on her forehead with a dull thud, knocking the breath out of him but surprisingly not causing any real damage despite being the worst possible place he could have landed on her body. When he regains his senses he realizes he's sitting spread-legged on her long snout with her giant eyes peering down on him, even this close he could easily see a worried expression on her face.
I'm... fine surprisingly. Either your skull is softer that usual or I'm a lot more durable at this size.
Hmm. Maybe we should wait and see if the spell wears off on its own. I wanna hold off on casting more spells for now.
>>3234567
They're more of mmm hassle then you would think..., but they aren't that big...just look that way.
>Entranced by the fingers pricking her chin she turned it up, all the easier for his nimble fingers to stroke and pet.it.
You're starting to smell funny....
>>3234626
>What were she going to do with him till then? Leave him straddling her nose? Her worried expression only grew as her eyes darted around.
Sure you're alright? I-I don't want you hurt....
>A clawed finger gingerly stroked his small back, his small body looking rather cute at a second glance. An observation that slowly brought up a small, but apparent smile.
Clown's a perfectly alright person if you don't get overly emotional.
>>3234629
(Hope I can catch you later. I wish I felt more into the lewd today.)
>>3234677
It's fine, don't worry about it. No harm done after all, right?
>He flinches slighty as her giant finger nudges his back but quickly relaxes from her gentle stroking, easing himself into her soft touch. In an attempt to return the favor he leans forward and runs his hands back and forth through the short fur on her snout.
Besides, you deserve to be excited. Just look at me! Your spell worked, I'm tiny! I told you you were a skilled mage.
What is ERP listening to?
>>3234752
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3aB6CPyO0Ww
>>3234752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQD7nBp1-O8
>>3234729
(No problem anon. You have a wonderful day and cum lots for me later!)
>smooches
>>3234748
I suppose, but I feel like that was so reckless of me....
>Back to front she very carefully strummed her finger over his body, stopping just over his head to give it a playful nudge.
That actually feels pretty good...even using your legs? You're tickling me with whatever is poking me there!
>>3234752
Haifuri ep 6.
I just won a game with 5 Mei's. LD would be proud
>>3234752
https://youtu.be/dYx2TeubUzM
>>3234811
Ching chong freeze long
>>3234797
Machi, please suck my dick!
>>3234794
>His face turns scarlet. Luckily dogs are colorblind so she wouldn't see his embarrassed face.
I guess you can afford to be reckless if a fall like that doesn't even hurt me.
>He shudders and unintentionally lets out a moan as she runs her finger down his back. He could hide the blushing but there's no way her sensitive ears didn't pick that up, and then there was his boner poking into her skin to make things even more obvious. Embarrassed even further by how easily she was toying with him he quickly tries to change the subject.
Y-yeah... You must have anticipated this and cast a spell to make me more durable as well as changing my size. You're definitely more skilled at spellcasting than you let on.
>>3234917
>She tapped her chin as she looked off, thinking over his words. Maybe she was far more skilled then she let herself think. Before her lay such proof and maybe neigh indestructible.
I-I do try I suppose....
>That noise. She didn't directly let onto it but that audible moan of pleasure certainly caught her attention. As her smile creeped up her fury muzzle the man slowly lost his grip and with her finger tracing his back he inadvertently slipped off, falling directly into the cleavage of her bosom.
H-hey! I'm sorry! I wonder if he can even hear me...
Sorry I was talking to my neighbor for a while how she still wants me to marry one of her daughters.
>>3234269
Cause no one will ever avoid me, so I can alwaus shit post and get replies.
>>3234281
>Thinking that bitch had any affect on me
Pretending for 4 months was really hard but I managed it.
That being said, obviously they wouldn't, Shinoa has more issues than me. You won't believe me cause they confessed them all in private but they really do. Why do you think they don't post for so often? It's not cause of work, it's because they are emotionally unstable and get triggered anytime someone insults them.
>>3234310
>>3234288
>>3234289
All three of you are discussing me so clearly I'm still getting (you)'s by proxy. I'll never die. I'll always be relevant.
>>3234312
Alright added you, though I was busy for a moment talking to my neigbor
>>3234394
Well what do you consider cute?
>>3234396
You forgot the step where I drink copious amounts of alcohol to do all that though.
>>3234727
You are a bad person who should commit suicide.
>>3234752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxnokRvrcvI
>>3234844
Not gonna happen!
>>3235008
Aaawwww come on, baby. You're the only girl for me!
C-can I at least get the bikini pic? <3 <3 <2
>>3234969
Im surprised your not shitty enough to just post everything they confessed to here
0-3 K
4-6 A
7-9 New
>>3235015
With that sort of behavior and begging?
Absolutely not.
>>3234969
Cute butt? Cute butt
15 minutes left
>>3235062
My apologies! How inconsiderate of me to disrespect such a dedicated shrine maiden. Don't worry, my love, once we're married and the children come you won't have to worry about creepy fucks harassing you on the internet ever again!
She was a sour girl the day that she met me.
>>3235100
[Natsu senses tingling]
>>3234917
I'm sorry but I have to get going anon! Sorry and have a good day. We'll pick it up later!
>>3235121
Day 3. Still no heroes.
>>3235124
Calm down, bear. I don't even have my chloroform rag with me so let's all just chill.
Also I could really go for some head from Machi if there's any way you could make that happen.
why aren't you typefucking yet?
>>3235149
I'm a real hero!
>>3235149
Day 3, i still need to remember to not get busy with other things around this time
>>3235149
Sorry babe, I gave up on that gig. Being a hero is a shit job with shit pay.
>>3235127
Sure no problem. That actually works out pretty well for me too since I'm getting dinner soon.
Sorry I a bit was slow with the replies.
>>3235166
Oh? What's your power?
>>3235173
Maybe you should get busy and leave your damn house.
>>3235178
Gave up? Couldn't handle the C Class weekly? Casual.
>>3235149
This again?
>The voice came from far too close behind the green haired hero.
I could make you call me your hero again, y'know~
>>3235204
maybe i should just make you lose yourself in lust
>>3235204
I have a really good bullshit detector. I also clean up my neighbourhood lots.
>>3235204
You don't earn many rupees being a hero.
>>3235211
>Hearing the familiar voice her body tenses up. Refusing to turn around she already crosses her arms
I.. I wont call you anything.
>>3235216
Maybe you should lose your FUCKING HEAD
>>3235242
.. You'll be a good Class C hero. We totally need 500 more of them
>She rolls her eyes at the sarcastic comment
>>3235259
To bad for you. It's rewarding in other ways.
I don't care about your stupid typefucking, I want pictures of Spider-Man
>>3235271
I bet you cant even handle a dick, it probably feels more like battle damage then anything you take in a fight with your tiny body~
>>3235271
So do you just smother your enemies with your colossal ass or what? That doesn't seem very S-rank worthy.
>>3235271
We do? That's good to hear, I'm sure I'll be fine
>>3235259
Link??
>>3235271
>His arms wrap around the diminutive hero's waist, clearly reaching down from his taller frame as his chin rested on her shoulder, her back pushed against his form.
Really? Even if I'm not your hero anymore...
>His hands slowly move along her sides, leaving an electric feeling behind as his breath tickled her ear.
You could call me yours still.
>His mouth began trailing small kisses up her neck.
>>3235285
>>3235295
Dude, ASS-Rank.
HOW DID YOU MISS THAT JOKE?
>>3235327
HOW DID I MISS THAT FUCKING JOKE GODDAMMIT!
>>3235335
YOU FAILED THIS CITY, MAN!
>
Since I've kind of lost all of my folders, would anyone care to suggest a new avatar they'd like to see? I think my next in line was a shots with a lot of good y'all stuff.
>>3235349
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!
I JUST WANTED TO SHITPOST A LITTLE AND NOW EVERYTHING'S FUCKED UP!!!!!!1!!!!ONE!!
>>3235290
>With a red tint of blush painting her cheeks they begin to puff out, crossing her arms before she begins to yell at you
HOW DARE YOU EVEN SAY THAT! YOU KNOW I LOOK LIKE A 14 YEAR OLD YOU SICK PERVERT! I'M IN MY LATE 20s OF COURSE I CAN TAKE A ... D-dick...
>>3235295
STOP SAYING MY ASS IS BIG! IT'S A LIE! IT'S NOT BIG AT ALL
>>3235327
YOU SHUT UP TOO DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
>>3235311
>Squirming about just slightly she fights to get out of your grasp. however never leaves it. Not even using her ESP, turning her head back at the man she stammers her reply
Y-you're not my hero!... I don't even know your name!
>>3235358
Why? So I can be eye level with you?
>>3235360
Shota*
>>3235358
You got really weird hair, really weird
Hey
>>3235368
PROVE IT, prove you can ride a dick without it even hurting you, i bet you would cry if you took it in the ass~
>>3235358
Make me
>>3235389
>>3235368
>He smirks takes advantage of her turned head to give the hero's mouth a lingering kiss as his hands continue to tease along her small body, his tongue in her mouth stiffling any more protests.
>>3235407
I'm underage!
>>3235368
>YOU KNOW I LOOK LIKE A 14 YEAR OLD
>elbows his way to the front of the gathering crowd
Hello there! My name's... John Smith. Who are you, miss?
>>3235358
>Bows
How're you doing today Dairy Queen?
>>3235358
YOUR my queen? With that hair?
0/10 Would not even lick boots.
>>3235360
What are your kinks.
Please someone buy me a hat?
>>3235360
>shota
Fuck off.
>>3235460
>Tosses you a fedora
Is it safe to post memes?
>>3235387
NO IT WASN'T!
>>3235393
I-In the...
HOW DARE YOU! STOP SAYING THESE PERVERTED THINGS! I WILL NEVER TAKE... T-TAKE A DICK IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. IN MY... I WONT EVEN SAY IT
>>3235409
>As your lips connect to hers and tongue slips into her mouth she lets out a small sigh, her tense body calming into the melty kiss for a long moment before pushing the man away
WOULD YOU STOP THAT!
>>3235429
Out of your league. That's who.
>>3235479
Give me the dank
>>3235485
Of course you wont, because your scared because you know you will cry like a little girl and cum hard when you finally get a good anal fuck like you need, you are getting wet just thinking about it arnt you?~
>>3235477
>catches a baseball
Thanks, God!
>>3235475
>Waaahh someone is going to play an ava I don't like.
>>3235485
...Anonymous
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Is it safe to post memes?
>>3235494 # >>3235522 #
...Anonymous
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>>3235387 #
NO IT WASN'T!
>>3235393 #
I-In the...
HOW DARE YOU! STOP SAYING THESE PERVERTED THINGS! I WILL NEVER TAKE... T-TAKE A DICK IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. IN MY... I WONT EVEN SAY IT
>>3235409 #
>As your lips connect to hers and tongue slips into her mouth she lets out a small sigh, her tense body calming into the melty kiss for a long moment before pushing the man away
WOULD YOU STOP THAT!
>>3235429 #
Out of your league. That's who.
>>3235501 #
...Anonymous
06/03/16(Fri)14:21:14 No.3235494
>>3235479 #
Give me the dank
>>3235522 #
...Anonymous what did he mean
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>>3235485 #
Of course you wont, because your scared because you know you will cry like a little girl and cum hard when you finally get a good anal fuck like you need, you are getting wet just thinking about it arnt you?~
...Anonymous
06/03/16(Fri)14:22:14 No.3235506
>>3235477 #
>catches a baseball
Thanks, God!
...Anonymous
06/03/16(Fri)14:22:51 No.3235513
>>3235475 #
>Waaahh someone is going to play an ava I don't like.
What did he mean by this?0
>>3235485
>He smiles, and with her body turned around he pulls her close agaisnt him in one motion, his hands, circling her waist, fingers brushing past her sides and pressing themselves on the soft flesh of her ass.
I would in a second...
>His mouth almost brushes her soft lips before moving to her ear and nibbling on it.
...If really you wanted me to.
>>3235446
>Neo scribbles on her board.
"Come on, we both know that you'd love to lick your Queen's boots."
>>3235436
>Neo smiles at the anon, before writing on her board.
"Finally, some respect that I deserve. You'll be rewarded if you keep this up."
>>3235397
>Neo crosses her arms and stares up at the anon.
"Your Queen orders you to bow. Don't make me stab you."
>She taps the umbrella hanging from her waist.
>>3235380
>Neo instinctively runs a hand through her hair, flicking it to one side.
"Not everybody has taste."
>>3235371
>Neo frowns and wanders away. Returning, she places a chair in front of the stranger. Stepping up onto it, she taps her sign.
"You were saying?"
>>3235494
Here's an oldie but a goodie.
87.
>>3235407
On a serious note, if you are under the age of 18 then please leave this thread immediately, and stop ERPing with anyone you are currently with.
This isn't a meme or anything like the sorts, but the legal system in most countries is extremely ruthless when it comes to actions with minors. Even those that were mislead, lied to about the age of the recipient, there are many situations and examples where the legal system has ruthlessly pursued the legal adult and charged them. Even on cases where the minors family and the minors themselves have asked the cases to be stopped.
Now I know you're thinking that you are anonymous, or that no one is going to report what is going on, but all it takes is one tip to local authorities from one pissed off, petty person (and let's be fair, a lot here have that potential) and an investigation can be held.
And I can guarantee you that the 4chan servers keep information of you, Steam, Skype, Discord, email servers... They'll all have logs, IPs, basic user information that can get traced back to the two of you.
And if something like that happens then you've got someone in completely deep shit just by ignoring the rules of this place and warnings of others.
>>3235543
Well, of course I'd bow, I've already been ridden by the Queen. All hail the frozen empire!
>He winks
>>3235543
I'm not some kind of cheap slut that licks anything thrown thier way.
Why should you be my queen?
Good afternoon everyone! And what a nice day it is if I may say so! Do you know how to play an instrument? I'm quite a knack at the piano myself. Do you know who else wooed the nation with his instrumental knowledge?
That's right, President Bill Clinton of course! Everybody got to know the President this day back in 1992. In a promotional stunt that would forever mark him, Clinton on The Arsenio Hall Show played Heartbreak Hotel on his saxophone. Quite the feat that got the attention of voters across the country!
Anyways, have a joyous Friday!
https://youtu.be/YqB7UEdhKug
>>3235555
Nice quads!
Also LD was underage and look what happened to him
>>3235501
N-no.. I.. I can it! I just wont. I know you're just trying to trick me. I'm smarter than that!
>>3235535
I WANT YOU TOO!
>She yells in protest, however does nothing to support her claim. The soft flesh of her bottom only covered by a light cloth of her dress. No panties to be felt as you tease and feel around her body
On a serious note, if you are under the age of 18 then please leave this thread immediately, and stop ERPing with anyone you are currently with.
This isn't a meme or anything like the sorts, but the legal system in most countries is extremely ruthless when it comes to actions with minors. Even those that were mislead, lied to about the age of the recipient, there are many situations and examples where the legal system has ruthlessly pursued the legal adult and charged them. Even on cases where the minors family and the minors themselves have asked the cases to be stopped.
Now I know you're thinking that you are anonymous, or that no one is going to report what is going on, but all it takes is one tip to local authorities from one pissed off, petty person (and let's be fair, a lot here have that potential) and an investigation can be held.
And I can guarantee you that the 4chan servers keep information of you, Steam, Skype, Discord, email servers... They'll all have logs, IPs, basic user information that can get traced back to the two of you.
And if something like that happens then you've got someone in completely deep shit just by ignoring the rules of this place and warnings of others.
>>3235543
>His eyesbrows raised and smile found its way to his face watching the diminute girl drag in a chair and climb on it, noe perfectly eye level with him, staring at him close with her sign and a smug expression.
Well, guess I'm beaten.
>He quickly moves his face forward and pecks the small girls lips, looking pleased with himself.
Yep, perfect height.
>>3235555
Negro
If you don't know their fucking age you can't be held accountable for typefucking a minor.
>>3235555
Quads don't lie. Underages fuck off or I swear to Allah I will hunt you down and eat you when they let me out.
