/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Cactus are also cute Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
>Booru
http://plantfucker.booru.org
Everyone is welcome to join us.
is the dusk lobber also cute
>>3232435
>cactus are also cute edition
I cringed
>>3232824
Sorry anon
I was out of ideas for the edition and the original thread was on page 8
>>3232918
I'm not talking about that, analyze that sentence again..
Only just got this game last night
I am absolutely in love with this character
>>3232949
>literally built for sucking
>those bedroom eyes
you know she wants it, on the other hand
>solar flare
>innocent
>best smile
green shadow for fug
solar flare for snug
>>3232949
Just look at her.
She knows exactly what she's going to get
>>3233479
>Those block meters
Did they update it?
Also for OP, you did great.
Also, >Chompzilla is female
Need lewds of her!
>>3233781
>groups of guys all putting thier dicks on her tongue while she moves it around
>>3233781
I've been saying this for a while, Anon. They fell upon deaf ears to artists. All we got was one story from the old writer which is now lost in the annals of time
Kidding, I can probably pull it out from Desustorage.
>>3233931
Well, I been looking for something plant related to draw. I could give her a try later when I'm off work
>>3233781
I wish that you can replay the comic scene
PvZ I could never get into much, but I don't really hate it. But it seems like this place (Really a lot in the last thread) has become more of a thread for PvZ than actual generally plant girls...
>>3234096
That's more cause we pounded out all the major ones and we kinda hit critical mass in terms of "content we've seen" so conversation drifts.
Plus the fact we started on /v/ and ended up here thanks to this sweetheart.
>>3233781
Well
There is pic related that i made
It's not good tho
I want to draw more plant stuff but something that is not from pvz since i made a lot of it recently
>>3233752
They did
>more 200 battles
>ranked multiplayer
>more minions
And more stuff that i can't remember
Oh boy
>>3234564
Ooh baby.
>>3234437
Holy shit this looks really fucking good
>>3234675
Where can i get the lastest update?
>>3235096
You got the game here?
https://m.apkpure.com/
If yes you need to dowload again but this time the new update
It will not delete your old data so no worrirs
Okay, a linguistic question. Why dendrophilia? Wouldn't that be just trees? Why not floraphilia or even chlorophilia?
Pic somewhat related, a boob mushroom.
>>3234675
wait 5 Metal petal, 6 Sun bomb, have there increased how many of the same card you can have.
>>3236567
Becuase those technically arent REAL words
Also
>decided to look up floraphilia
>got this animation some guy did
Nigger what the fuck
>>3237844
Here's the animation
https://www.google.com/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DjwuBz3zIq6U&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjLo-Pl34zNAhUH2WMKHfOLD4cQyCkIEDAA&usg=AFQjCNEbb5FKEWbJzSsExNzH40MJk5DDfg
>>3237871
I just saw that by googling it too.
The guy fucked up, the first plant was hotter anyway
>>3237871
Being a plantfag is tough shit.
[memespoiler]I kind of liked the animation[/memespoiler]
>>3237871
>Not posting the actual youtube link
good job, pal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwuBz3zIq6U
>>3238050
Sorry
Its hard being on the mobile site
>>3238034
>>3238050
>a jealous cute plumplipped plant will never suck your eye out for you being unfaithful, but still love you afterwards
For what reason is there to even thrive, relatives?
Also, this might be a plant to do lewds of
>>3238213
>>3238251
You telling me you wouldn't cram you dick in there at the speed of light?
>>3238386
Quite the opposite.
>>3238485
You would pull your dick out of it slowly?
Anon, you need to learn that cacti don't fuck around. They are always thirsty, and it wants your seed, it's going to get it. This means even if it has to slide one of it's thorny protuberances up your ass and scrap your prostate raw to painfully milk it from you.
Those plus, perfectly round donut lips are a MERCY. It definitely doesn't have to use them.
>>3238386
With those leaves around it? Nah, son.
Is Zomboss a good/entertaining villain? Which game is he best in? I base all my media purchases on how fun the villains are.
>>3238050
>letting down a qt and shy plant who is flustered when seeing you just to get wih a slut plant
Your fault nigga
>>3239670
Nice. Is she from something?
>>3239972
Final Fantasy 9
>>3240039
Thought so, couldn't recall her.
I hope you weren't lieing Lapisfag
>>3240892
Wot?
>>3240892
I sure wasn't. I mean, obviously, I still wish they hadn't played me like that, but I can work with the tree.
>>3241901
I requested a Steven Universe character showing her bush on /co/ and an artist did it but gave her a literal "bush" thinking they were cute and clever. However, being a plantfucker, I was quick to let them know they'd still drawn something I can jerk it to.
>>3239670
might stream this...
>>3242352
I'd be down
Would you?
>>3243032
Yes. Many times, yes. We've all seen it. Post something new.
>>3234437
Also the best part
>if your opponent quits in the middle of the match you get a normal victory
>>3239670
Where did you put her torso, you amateur botanist?
>>3244105
the tits!
they did it!
>>3244105
and I live in an urban area so gardening is out of question.
>>3233931
only two drawings left on my list before i reach chompzilla
THREADLY REMINDER
BE SAFE WITH YOUR PLANTS
>>3240039
But what's her name?
>>3246651
I don't think she has a name
>>3246651
She's just a nymph
>>3251897
and then I decided to make a follow up on moonflower. I can take individual pictures of these if they don't turn out well
>>3234408
>say your last words, penis
>>3234408
The dick looks weird, I reccommend that you try doing uncut.
>>3251902
Did she get mindfuck?
>>3251969
Gonna try that on the next time
>>3251902
Would've prefered some ahegao, to be honest.
Some more of smallfridge's flower boy courtesy of the drawthread.
>>3253200
hm. Maybe I'll remake 2 in a larger scale
yay stream time! >>3239670
https://picarto.tv/Elfdrago
>>3235557
Just in case, does this have a virus?
>>3254089
No, my cellphone here is fine
The website also have a app that is just like the normal store but without the region lock if you are not into dowloading things from the internet like that
>>3248441
>go back to Starbound to play as slutplant
>realize that the game has actually upgraded to "playable, but laggy" status in the last two years
>fuck the music, though, custom playlists or bust
I would have been fine running around as a pilot-jacket-and-G-string-wearing pink-and-teal plant girl, but then they had to make the game interesting.
>>3254336
They should so you can date/make friendship with the random people that you find on the planets and marry/recruit them.
it would be stupid as hell but the since the waifu factor is the best part of the game they should expand on it
>tfw no Floran waifu to live with on a isolated florest planet
Would you let a mutant plant destroy your butthole?
>>3256331
Not the "edgy overdesigned deviantart" version of a mutant plant, but yes.
>>3256450
Thats not a "re-disign" tho
The guy just drew it with some of the mutations that he got
>>3256773
Ah yes, I love getting the "spooky skeletons crawling in my skin" mutation.
>>3256562
What a juicy hottie.
>>3256822
That's just a bunch of dead lil niggas that got stuck
>>3257490
>drawn crossbow isn't golden
Ruined
what does /pfg/ think about my plantgirl character
>>3259050
Did you make her for ants?
>>3259223
Looks like a terraria screenshot senpai.
>>3259223
that's the in-game resolution you cuckold
but here you go
>>3259050
Terrayylien/10
I'd say good outfit combinations, really.
I assume caster?
>>3259050
I had a plant dude myself, though he's more of a desert weed or something.
>>3259050
mine is cuter Tbh Fampai
>>3260094
I feel you man, I always think porn is better with SOME clothes on.
>>3243403
What game is this?
>>3232999
>>3256562
Those are real nice Prea and Clementine artworks.
>>3260094
I prefer them nude, but I can see the appeal of a bikini version.
>>3243403
PvZ: an heroes
>>3239670
that was a great stream!
>>3259461
Florans are almost cheating, though. They're naturally cute.
>>3260485
>>3260307
We've said this nearly 5 times in the past 100 posts
PvZ Heroes
>>3260346
How about sling bikinis? Or hell, why not microkinis? Both parties win
>>3260485
Been attracted to these nymphs forever, thanks mate
https://youtu.be/Ofd-SzGweTo
>>3265601
Kawaii as fug, sunflower is best girl
>>3265601
>Those male lines
Post plants you would marry if ever given the chance
>>3265783
This QT3.14
>>3265783
I shouldn't need to explain this.
>>3265724
If i remember right, i think she said that the male lines were done by her dad
>>3260201
>>3260346
It's the sexiness of some level of coverage that i like. It's his art though, not my place to change it.
>>3266156
Prea's tits look oddly square-like here
not like it's a bad thing
>>3267264
That's cause of the materials they're being held in, notice the curvature of it. It's struggling to hold them in, so it boxes out.
>>3266156
what plant qualities do these grills have other than having colored skin and leaf branch hair
>>3267997
He has a point you know
>>3267997
Juice.
>>3267997
Being comparatively nondescript other than "rounded shape" like the fruit they are based on?
Like, i'm not gonna say "they aren't really planty enough" but they are kind of bland, like "one step away from being a human with a flower on it's head". Like they are just one hue shift away from being not being planty looking.
>>3269195
I think that's given to the fact that they're primarily fruit-inspired.
Still, thematically they are pretty plantish since they have all-natural juice content, among other plant-like factors.
>>3269817
Thu juice factor would be neat if they were gore characters I guess. Or had more lactaction art.
Fruit gore could be really fucking neat, seems to be a relatively untouched market (on FA at least)
>>3269886
>gore
absolutely disgusting
They do have a lot of lactation art though.
>>3269934
Plants gore would probably be more artistic than disgusting. Unless you get disgusted by cutting a watermelon or something.
Do you?
... actually, I found a result on google that kind of disgusts me.
>>3270024
Nigga, i would stick my dick in that pronto
Did the artist who was doing this story ever do anything after the first thread?
>>3270528
His tablet malfunctioned and he had to get another one. Hasn't been back yet.
>>3270560
No surprise there
>>3270560
Well, damn, that sucks. I was really enjoying it.
>sunflower princess will never get the qt bee
>>3251902
Here is moonflower 2 bigger with some ahegao, I can take another picture later if you people don't like it right now in the daylight
>>3270733
Nice, thank you.
Always prefer her to. Be enjoying it
>>3269886
that imagine is so fucking fine.
>gore
>>3265783
gold bloom would always make me happy just by seeing it, and more happiness from cuddling
>>3265783
You can't marry a plant, anon!
>>3265783
Not marry but i would have Dungrove elder as my bro
n-no homo tho!
>>3269524
>This went unnoticed while I slept.
>That pudgy Vamp. face
This is pretty damn nice.
>>3273604
haha I wonder what his dick would look like. haha
Ha, we have 69 Images
>>3273113
[spoiler]I know[/spoiler]
>>3274536
Eh, i didnt draw it, but i found it on e621, and so i thought someone would love it here
>>3273113
Hey fuck you man.
You cant tell me what I can't do.
If this guy can marry his DS waifu then I can marry whatfuckever I want!
>>3273604
Oh fuck yeah some MTG plants around here would be neat. Too bad most seem pretty genderless, but fanart usually changes that anyways.
>>3275590
hold on, my stuff is getting posted on e621?
that's good right?
i don't even have a account there
>>3271549
gore is pretty hot Tbh
>>3276188
What is this, this has northing to Do with plants
>>3276423
zombies came from the ground and they are green
they are plants
>>3276188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap9O-TAzGmQ
>>3276188
Damn that's an old ass pic
>>3276188
FUCKING TOUHOUFAGS
do you think plants hold extremely dirty fetishes for things that is manure-related?
>>3277077
post the full image if you're gonna bother
>>3277116
'kay
>>3277148
I was thinking it's vore because vorefags love to crop their images
thanks for the reaction image though
>>3277163
yw, be careful with it tho
>>3277148
how about using links instead of plaguing the thread with shit?
>>3277321
i've deleted the file at least :\
>>3277360
What is it, i wanna know?
anyone got the source on this image? i can only find this cropped version and i looked everywhere i possibly could for the uncropped
>>3277691
floazel giving snivy his nutients
https://data.desustorage.org/trash/image/1465/15/1465153318367.jpg
>>3277727
You havent tried google searching it?
>>3277956
i already tried that and got nothing
>>3278018
we're discussing about plant gore and if plants have a fetish over manure
How about we get this thread back in track
>>3232721
Need cheerleader version of this character
Need
silly doodle
>>3279495
I like it
>>3279495
Is gud
>>3279495
>not giving a succ
only 9/10
>>3279495
and for that guy talking about plant shygals
yes those are possible
>>3279645
>shygals
I want this meme to end
>>3279769
I don't care if it's considered a meme. I like girls in masks so I'm all for Shygal porn
>>3279495
Fantastic. I'd like to see more art of this.
>>3279862
My main gripe with it is that shyguys could make good porn on their own, even female ones, but shygals are basically just humans in cosplay.
I'm not going to rag on you for enjoying that of course, but man it's lame to see people normalizing shit so much.
>>3265783
when more mature the fruit is, the sweetest it taste
>>3279956
You have a fine taste right there good sir.
>>3279956
But she's too old and not fertile anymore.
>>3280105
Aged plants need love too
>>3280105
maybe her pollen is not as fertile as in the past but her breast sab is the sweetest you can taste
I wish the booru was updated. We need all the oc from these threads in one place.
>>3279956
Please no more of this dr. Seuss character
>>3280376
But it's haaaarrrd!
>>3280408
Ok then.
How about this instead?
>>3280408
>dr. Seuss character
You almost made me spit out my drink.
>>3280497
How does 2D manage to even make saggy tits look hot?
we need more saggy, thats the only thing it matters, saggy in everything!
>>3280805
fat dicks with saggy foreskin and saggy nuts being sammiched between a couple of long saggy tits!
>>3277732
I wish I never clicked on that link
>>3279495
well it's that time again
>>3267997
holy fuck stop with this shit every thread
>>3280816
Whoa there!
That is Absolute Madman thinking!
Did you ever think of the repercussions of going that far?
Could we even handle such a thing like that?
>>3280816
>fat dicks with saggy foreskin
I've already done enough damage bringing saggy tits here. I don't need to bring that over here too.
>>3280873
midnight?
on my timezone at least
>>3280830
It was totally shit.
>>3280968
no you dip
time to fap
>>3280968
Also here
>>3280923
No anon, you must
For the greater good of my ever burning erection
>>3281021
As much as I would love to see that, I don't want the whole thread plastered with our fascination of saggy floppy things. Especially if it's annoying others
>>3281021
I love saggy tits but I dislike the idea of fat dicks with saggy foreskin, although I say... let's see how far we can go
no rules, no limits, total madness! let's go and see where all this leads us!
>>3281137
You are credit to team anon.
>>3281137
Yeah, I think if I even did some I'd just put it in my google drive folder along with all the other foreskin sketches so I don't have to spam the thread with that. People can just go look at it themselves.
>>3281234
Where would this be located? I'd be interested, even if you don't post here
>>3281266
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B_1sYohjxksZdkNlZk9WNWl1TlE&usp=sharing
>>3281345
>all this good stuff
It's like christmas in july
maybe we need to make a saggy thread?
>>3281429
Does this board really need more threads about niche fetishes?
>>3281429
I don't know.
Saggy stuff is hard to find.
But the thought of all the saggy tits piled in one thread makes me diamonds
>>3281480
Does it not?
This is /trash/, we can do just about whatever we want
has anyone here ever actually fucked a plant
Fruit, specifically
wondering if watermelon or cantaloupe can actually be used as masturbatory aids
>>3281538
I heard of people hollowing out a cucumber and using that
>>3281480
well, it's /trash/ this should be the place...
>>3281538
Cantaloupe might since its wet and slippery, watermelons wet but not slippery
>>3281610
The thing about 4chan threads is if they don't get enough dedicated love, they die off.
Besides,even if it only lasted 1 thread, it'd be good to have a bunch of saggy stuff in one place for an instance of conglomeration.
>>3281538
I've one time wrapped a ca poppy's petals around my head, felt actually pretty good desu
>>3281675
I have a feeling it would be stuffed with sunibee and that other guy
>>3281795
>stuffed with sunibee
I'm okay with this. He draws some nice sag.
>>3281795
There'd be some Boogey in there for sure.
>>3281795
I'd probably contribute, I love me some loose foreskin and heavy nuts
I tried to make a thing
>>3282450
also, here is the original
>>3282450
That's pretty nice actually.
>>3282201
I want to milk it like a cow, is she a sunflower or a daisy?
>>3282450
cool, is that blood she drinkin there? Since it's labeled AB+?
>>3282990
She should be a daisy.
>>3279769
Am I in /trash/ or /v/?
>>3279495
I love her
>>3279906
This, honestly.
>>3282201
am i allowed to give grandma breast reduction surgery?
>>3283787
you dont have a soul
>>3283787
Sure
>>3283151
yeah
AB+ is probably the one with the highest quality
>>3283934
those elongated tits looked painful though
>>3284044
you cut too much, a middle term will be just perfect
Do these threads ever get any drawfags?
I'd really like to request some Deku Princess. I've got a couple pics but there's so little porn of her.
>>3284179
Yeah, we got Elfdrago, like 3 pencil artists thus far unnamed, and 1 or 2 more lurk on occasion.
>>3284179
one of the pencil artists here, I'll consider doing it after I take a break from doing lewds, make some cute with Solar Flare and bash my friend's favorite plant lightning reed
Have any of you actually engaged in sexual activity with a plant?
>>3285734
>>3285740
I think I have the potential to sink that low. I don't know how that would be possible or which plant to use.
I wanna marry a Sunflower!
>>3286242
Marry!
