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Erp bread
Who's your battleborn waifu?
Stale bread
>>3189826
>>3193651
>This is the funniest fucking thing
>>3193640
I bet it's vore, you sick fuck.
Hop in my mouth.
>>3193650
>Bows
>>3193635
>Battleborn
Summoning Morrigan and her sucubutt
I don't have a waifu anymore.
>>3193689
After watching Isaac and Miria in HG today I reaffirmed my waifu-status for Miria
>>3193680
>Mercy
(FUCK I WENT INTO OVERWATCH ALL "Yay, D.va best girl, woo, nothing like an Asian gamer gurrrl right guys? And then fucking Mercy over here being all cute and majestic and I'm all HNNNGHHHH and she's really threatening to take D.va's spot as my favorite OW girl.)
>>3193689
>abandoning your waifu
She's still out there anon
Waiting for you
>>3193679
Nope, let's just say I posted a certain shittily drawn furry pic asking for a balljob in an earlier thread. It didn't end well.
>>3193708
>Mercy will never worship your gigantic shark cock like so, knowing that her skill and love will bring you the joy of orgasm.
>>3193702
Miria is nice but Nice Holystone is the best Baccano girl.
Isaac is best boy though
>>3193635
Phoebe is better, anon.
>>3193713
Yes, she is out there somewhere but she hates me now.
>All these Mobage sluts
Stop tempting me.
But the best OW girl is Pharah.
>>3193731
Fuck you're right.
Nice is pretty great.
I just did a rewatch recently and I love how she seems to get sexual pleasure from blowing things up
>>3193724
(Why must you taunt me so)
>>3193745
>(Pharah tries to use her ult
>gets sniped within seconds so that all she can say is "JUST-"
The best.)
>>3193754
>Mercy will never drop to your knees after every engagement and push to yank your cock out of your pants and suck the cum right out of your balls to reward you for keeping her safe and secure like a good tank should
>>3193752
>Lose your eye playing with explosives
>Use new hole to store explosives
Nice is so based. She also has a sexy as fuck VA in the dub(which is amazing).
>>3193768
Stop this.
>>3193770
Chane too.
I love how they have Chane personality with her extreme facial expressions. When Chane is pissed, she looks absolutely PISSED. Same with any other emotion. Really helps the watcher to like her even though she's mute
>>3193768
(It hurts. No lie though, she legitimately makes me want to pick up Reinhardt. I want to feel like a real hero deserving of her for protecting her and everyone else from the enemy as we push forward.
Instead all I can do is settle for serenading her with mariachi love songs when I'm not being edgy or getting killed while I try to do my Death Blossom for the umpteenth time)
>>3193768
Jesus Christ I wish.
I love when I'm playing Reinhardt and mercy keeps pumping my glistening health bar, making sure it's always polished off nicely. What I would give for her to suck me off as we cap the final point, showing our dominance
>>3193768
>>3193768
>Mercy actually does this to make her tank tired so the other team wins
She is the true villain.
>>3193794
>Shark Nue will never ask what you meant by this
>>3193786
Honestly the only character I dislike is Vino because he's just such a fucking Mary Sue and reads like something a highschooler would write after taking phil 101
>>3193745
Mei is bae
Where is anubutt catgirl?
>>3193786
>>3193788
>>3193793
>Mercy will never draw you quietly away from the post-win party with the team to give you a longer, sweeter, slower blowjob with that angelic smile on her face, helping you unload all that combat stress straight down her throat again and again until you don't even think about the battle at all.
>Mercy will never release her armor and find a good surface to kneel down on all fours and ask you to take her from behind, to use her incorruptible body to feel nothing but pleasure for the next hour as her way of thanking you, as her way of telling you that she loves her tank more than any of the others and she wants nothing more than to keep you alive and make you feel like you've gone to heaven.
Someone pick up Mercy already
My blonde list...
It hungers.
>>3193822
IT'S NOT FAIR
REAPER AND MERCY HAVE A HISTORY TOGETHER ACCORDING TO THEIR DIALOGUE
I'M ONLY EDGY BECAUSE JUST WANT TO BE LOVED
>>3193832
You heal yourself the more you kill people.
>>3193809
I was just kind of confused over why Lua was so okay with being killed by Ladd. Talk about Stolkholm Syndrome.
>>3193822
STOP THIS
>>3193831
>DMG is a heal slut
>DMG plays Overwatch
M-maybe one day....
For the love of everything that's holy. someone just play her already.
>>3193837
It's like touching your dick, it feels better when someone else does it.
>>3193822
I hope you're happy. You've put me over the edge by making me imagine this stuff
>>3193848
That's actually a good analogy. Fair enough.
>>3193822
Feels bad.
I just want to fuck mercy from behind with my fat tank cock, her on all fours begging for more. She would take equal care of my health bar and member.
What is fascinating about mind break?
>>3193832
>
>>3193832
>>3193839
>>3193849
>>3193866
>Mercy will never slump forward after you're done having your way with her wonderful, perfect, radiant body and thank you with a whispered murmur for pumping your many, many loads inside her, before sitting up and embracing you, her healing energy flowing into your body and rejuvenating you, giving you the strength to do it all again as many times as you want to use her. She'll never be satisfied until you are, and she'll make damn sure that you always remain in top form using every tool she has.
>>3193844
We need that anon from last thread to play pic related and the world would be at piece.
>>3193874
>that image
Yessss that is how it should be
>that post
MY VERY SOUL IS CRYING OUT IN AGONY, CURSING ITS FATE TO BE ENSHROUDED IN DARKNESS
>>3193874
THIS IS ILLEGAL
THIS IS RAPE
I'M BEING RAPED
I want to fuck a reluctant mercy in front of our entire team once we've won
>Mercy will never be played in ERP...
(Except that's a fucking lie, I'm a huge healslut and I'm TOTALLY gonna play Mercy.)
>>3193894
>Reluctant
But she is a heal slut.
>>3193896
BUENO
>>3193900
She may be a heal slut when she's alone with a tank but I always thought she'd be more collected in front of an entire team
>>3193896
Ayy
>>3193896
I'd have fun breaking you down if you weren't already such a broken cock slut
>>3193874
I would empty my balls for mercy until she was covered head to toe in my thick, warm ropes of spunk and as much as she wanted to swallow.
Which player should pick up Mercy?
>>3193912
Nah, I mean there can be multiple tanks in this game, in fact it's encouraged. Imagine an entire team of Reinhardts and only one Mercy.
>>3193921
(I'll give you a hint; thread mom. Goodnight, everyone! Hopefully I can play Mercy tomorrow or the next day.)
>>3193927
(Oh fug)
>>3193927
Te quiero. <3
>>3193927
Oh dear god. IT'S ON.
>>3193927
Ayyyyyyy nice
>>3193927
The raptor dong
Has risen
>>3193927
Fuuuuuuuuuuck
I'll need your healing, because I'm gonna yank my dick RAW to you~
>>3193947
>Not already doing it
>hasn't even begun playing
>thread mom already has more interest than two regular avatars combined
>>3193958
That's what a good hype buildup does. I suspect she didn't actually intend on playing Mercy and was just cockteasing us, too.
>>3193958
iQué maravilloso!
>>3193968
How to gain (You)'s and not ERP: A Guide to Avatars
Step 1: Make empty promises and say you'll play a popular character, but never actually do it.
So is that it for tonight? No more RPing Avatars?
>>3194003
>>3194003
It's dead hours senpai.
>>3193958
She's just appealing to the lowest denominator.
>>3193999
>implying
Thread Mom's come through more than once for multiple people.
>>3193999
This example though now wasn't just empty promises, anon or in this case thread mom provided ''joi''-like imaginative stuff to get hard to.
Which is fun nonetheless.
>>3194003
I tried my best to convince anubutt-poster.
Fuck this gay earth!
>>3194014
That seems like a familiar insult...didn't we have another avatar that got shitposted with that?
>>3194014
Good writing or not, she's always done that.
>>3194023
>shoots the like button
>tfw actually going to ERP as Reaper instead just shitpost with him
I wonder how sad the state of my life has to be to be looking forward to an ERP session instead of say like.. a date or something.
>>3194048
For a moment, I thought you were relapsing and asking for an ERP date
>>3194045
It's a bit past your bedtime.
Would /erp/ fuck a mantis?
>>3194055
I've learned my lesson.
Itotallyhaven'tlearnedmylesson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sJqTDaOrTg
>>3194047
It means posting a character from memewatch for the sake of bandwagonning because it's the flavor of the month and people are unoriginal shits.
>>3194059
I have a feeling that this will end with my head getting eaten off.
I'll pass.
>>3194069
>Playing characters that people in the thread will want to fuck
?????
Are you trying to tell me there's a such thing as "selling out" in ERP? Do you not realize how fucking dumb that sounds?
>>3194047
Shinoa also got that shitpost.
>>3194069
It'd make more sense to call it Overmeme.
That way we'd have both Undermeme and Overmeme.
>>3194069
Or, you know, maybe she found a character she likes because, and I quote, "I'm a huge healslut" and she wants to play with that? Fuck right off. Every avatar plays to the lowest common denominator. They're all chosen because of the ERP'er's fetishes.
>>3194070
But those tits, anon!
>>3194067
>we might be seeing Mercy x Reaper in the threads
Jiro you absolute madman
>>3194084
Hey, calm down.
Don't 'lose your head' over it
>>3194087
Don't worry, I promise not to go full Jiro this time.
Reaper is just not that kind of guy. Not anymore.
>>3194087
>inb4 this grows into a second ship between them
>Except rapier and darker, with Reaper slowly bending Mercy to his will and making her his permanent healslut companion
>MFW Jiro might cuck us out of ANOTHER avatar.
>>3194103
>>MFW Jiro might cuck us out of ANOTHER avatar.
The absolute fucking madman
>tfw trying to wind down to go to bed but can't stop listening to FUNKY MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKW3EdY3Py8
>>3194122
NO
FUN
ALLOWED
>>3194103
I can only hope to be as good of a cuck as he is someday.
Truly a man to be respected.
>tfw all you want is a yandere
Why do people bandwagon?
>>3194129
Fuck the Yandere archetype
>>3194129
>bandwagon
Why are you a dumbass?
>>3194129
You don't know what the word bandwagon means, do you? Being excited about something happening isn't bandwagoning.
>>3194129
There was a yandere literally last thread. Her name is Virra.
>>3194129
stay on the lookout for kawai and his new avatar
>>3194144
Only one r friend
Makes a pretty big difference actually
Goodnight thread
>>3194125
sure wasn't fun for infinite fans or nidoking that's for sure
>>3194123
Hey, now I remember. We used to have that lady erping here months ago for a while. The mature one with the tray always on hands.
Wonder what happened to her.
>>3194189
>infinite fans
They had it coming for having such shit taste. Also you forgot the two masters Ribbon has
>>3194189
>Nidoking
Literally what the fuck are you talking about?
>Infinite fans
Oh my God, are you seriously assblasted about her retiring Elizabeth?
>>3193635
What the hell is that thing?
>>3194198
>tfw I'm the one who played nidoking
>barely lasted two posts before hajime had things to do
>people using it as some weird shitposting ammo
People seem to remember my playing it better than I do for some reason
>>3194195
Which one are you talking about? Kyouko?
>>3194206
It's a monster than can control its armpit hairs, usually forming them into extra arms.
>>3194206
A Shadman abomination. Hideous, isn't it?
>>3194209
Because it became a meme now
>>3194212
Yeah, her.
>>3194206
Orendi the chaos witch!
>>3194225
That person just played her as a one off for the Cafe theme,that's all. They're still here.
>>3194228
What the fuck
What happened to Drakeposter and Joey?
>>3194236
Oh, okidoki then.
>>3194251
Both are still here.
>>3194251
>>3194228
I have no idea why, but I want more of this
>>3194228
Literally what
>>3194251
>>3194236
>That person
Then how do you know they're still here?
>>3194297
You're looking a lot dirtier recently. Did you stop doing something with your hair?
>>3194309
Cause I know who they are. Duh.
>>3194228
What is this monstrosity?
>>3193684
I'm here
WE
>>3194366
WUZ
>>3194356
Not him but how you been doin' Morrigan
>>3194377
Good though I think my friend is mad at me now after that last game
>>3194388
Whyso?
>>3194389
Instead of playing Divinity as we usualyl do, he wanted to play league of legends and in the last game I couldnt connect to the match for about 5 minutes
>>3194406
Well that's not your fault.
But Moba players are infamously bad at dealing with most kinds of emotions. Just look at LD.
>>3194410
Its ok, it happens every once in a whole, we have been friends for about 6 years now, he's not going to kick me just because of a game but my heart hurts a bit nonetheless
>>3194432
Sound like you care a lot about your friend.
>>3194437
I do, a lot thought this is not the place to talk about it
>>3194311
>>3194312
>>3194453
That's fine. I just find you a tad fascinating; the person behind who slaves away at making anons cum most of the day every day for months if not years.
>>3194465
I love questions, so If you must ask them I will answer them
>>3194545
How long you been at this by now?
What makes you enjoy helping anons like this so much?
>>3194545
Not that anon bit I'm interested in wanting to try this sort of rp proper. Would you have any starting tips?
>drawfag into this bird
> previously shitpost about about him in the /vg/ threads
> currently hosting a g avian thread, co writing raw buttsex
> want to write sad romance now
This has been an interesting month
>>3194581
That's one free bird.
>>3194576
On 4chan? around 1 year I think, close to two outside 4chan? about 6 years now
Really.. I don't know exactly or maybe I do but I don't want to say it, the thing is, helping anons makes me really happy even outside of just making them horny
>>3194581
I really don't know what to say about tips, I just do it, its almost automatic, I'm not good at typing either but I follow the flow, I feel hot and I just write whats on my mind
>>3194616
>around 1 year I think
Up with Clown and Trixie. What forums did you use?
>>3194625
Forums? well.. random chats here and there, hooking random guys to make them fap for me, also, some of my friends
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis
>>3194661
benis
>>3194616
Alright, thanks. I'll just make another prompt and see how it goes
>>3194645
Played slut for your closer friends a lot?
Has LD fucked off to HG for good?
>>3194668
bringles :^DDDDDDDDDDD
>>3194682
probably not, if people keep on asking for him he'll keep coming back
I want LD back she had nice feet
>>3194682
I don't think even HG wants her. But her meltdown yesterday once realizing DMG wont take her back was top kek
>>3194682
As messed up as they were, it's kinda hard not to feel bad for them.
>>3194681
Yeah, almost everyday, I have been done a couple of things I'm not proud of. Two years back I couldn't keep playing with my friends (I wont tell the reason) and thats when I started to visit 4chan and playing here
>>3194707
Wanna know who else had nice feet?
DMG
>>3194713
Damn I want to hear some of these stories honestly. Could you maybe share them privately?
>>3194713
I have done *
>>3194715
DMG also has a neckbeard. LD's image hasn't been ruined yet, she still has nice feet
>>3194726
>LD's image hasn't been ruined yet
>Not seeing what's been going on in thread the last week
>Not knowing about the brown sharpie
Such an innocent mind...
>>3194722
I can tell you anything, except the reason why I stopped playing the slut with my closer friends
>>3194733
>the brown sharpie
DO go on.
>come into the thread to get my dick sucked
>it's just people talking normally without any ERP in sight
O-Oh...
>>3194740
What's the lewdest thing you've done for friends, then?
>>3194743
If I recall right while still in the main discord a few of the sluts there were talking dildos since (I believe it was Peach. I could be wrong) got a new dragon one. After a few posting their collections LD posts a sharpie with a brown tint to it.
By a tint I mean it was coated in shit
>>3194750
That isn't anywhere as bad as neckbeard
>>3194747
You mean over the internet?
I made one of them fap when he was working, he went to the bathroom while I was teasing him and sucking on the mic
>>3194756
To each their own I guess.
>>3194756
>Fucking your own ass with a sharpie and showing the thread isn't as bad as a neckbeard
No. It's much, much worse, you fucking dunce.
>>3194750
Fucking post it.
>>3194750
It amazes me I've been at ERP for like a decade and played a girl for most of it but I'm not some fucked up kid collecting dildos to fuck my own hairy ass with. I feel positively normal hanging out with you guys.
Good heavens, would you look at the time.
>>3194758
What a lewdster
>>3194750
christ i'm glad i don't go there very often
>>3194779
It was fun, I have done lots of things and I'm really don't sure which one is the lewdest
>>3194787
Got some good examples?
>>3194770
I would if I had it. All I have is this screencap that was posted a thread or two ago.
>>3194772
Seriously.
H-Hey
>>3194794
>ld shows a pic of dmgs hand insults him
>then shows the thread the pic of him and continues to insult him through the days
>tries to put it all behind and be friends
"hey man i know i shot your mom in the face, but that was a while ago so yo think we can just forget about it man?"
>>3194802
We know, anon. We thoroughly put him on blast for being such a massive faggot.
>>3194807
So did HG. It's been a great bonding experience.
>>3194800
>sucks dick
>>3194802
>Post yfw you're not Paul
>>3194813
W-Why would you do that?
>>3194815
>tfw not DMG
>>3194811
We really do have a lot in common. I just wish they weren't so surly all the time.
Morning guys, how is everyone.
>>3194790
Examples? of the lewd things I did with my friends or in general?
>>3194836
Not bad, how're you doing Asui?
>>3194836
Hey tsu~
>>3194836
FUCK YOU
>>3194837
The former. I'm curious how dirty you are with people you know instead of anons.
DMG is equally as bad as Paul. He's an idiot for trusting his picture in the first place and the "comeback" screenshots being posted are shitty and weak.
Meanwhile Paul is an idiot for crying to get him back and posting his picture in the first place.
DMG is now seen as a large and sweaty neckbeard, I'm sure Paul is something in those remarks too. I don't know why you're defending some ugly neckbeard or his 16 year old ex-boyfriend, but they should both be kicked out of the threads.
Fuck off you guys are pathetically desperate.
-HG anon
Stfu paul
>>3194794
This is the reason I hate DMG
wait
wasnt LD + DMG another of those fucking stupid "wedding" RP things that happened not even a month ago?
hands up who didnt see that shit failing spectacularly from the instant it was mentioned
>>3194850
>It wasn't DMG that posted that
>Paul posting it himself to be liked for hating himself
>>3194850
>go to school paul
LOVIN IT
do you think hes bullied?
>>3194850
>
>>3194853
Considering they had a break up every week it was obvious. I have little pity for DMG letting himself get roped in with an obviously fucked up 16 year old.
>>3194848
I take it back. HG can fuck off and stay fucked.
>>3194852
both are bad and vile but paul is objectively worse
>>3194853
Their wedding failed cause the thread was nothing but shitposting at the time, plus it's fucking LD, who already had a shit reputation here. Also, her opening OP wasn't written all that well and there wasn't really any build up to it. Lastly, all that shit was OOC which is just in general a big fuckup.
>>3194867
as well as DMG wasnt even fucking there
>>3194818
What's going on he-....
S-should I go back the way I came?
>>3194838
Call me Tsuyu, and I'm doing alright.
How are you anon.
>>3194842
Hiya Tomo! How are you?
>>3194844
But anon we only just met!
>>3194860
That's just one guy who possibly isn't even from HG so don't compare that one post to an entire thread
>>3194867
>>3194871
>DMG showed up late
>>3194846
Well I took a photo of my butt for one of them and I made him fap on the mic, looking at the photo as I tease him like I always do
>>3194874
Oh, we've met before.
>>3194815
>>3194850
The greatest love story ever told.
what is HG anyway
ive seen the thread but what does HG stand for
>>3194859
even without knowing anything about either of the people involved i knew it'd be a failure
especially after they hyped it for like 3 days before it
>>3194885
Hungry Gentleman.
>>3194850
Is Dom actually Nue in disguise?
>>3194878
what is it like being a god awful slut
>>3194878
You're a lewd dood.
You have so many people who want you I get intimidated of trying to take any of your time myself.
>>3194883
>Even Nue is glad he isn't Paul
>>3194891
Nue was significantly more... passively pathetic. Paul is aggressively pathetic. One moans, the other screams.
>>3194874
Not bad, just getting ready for work again. Any fun plans for the frog girl today?
>>3194885
Hunger games
They run RP off an online simulator
>>3194895
It's just me, anon.
>>3194896
Perfect. I couldn't have described that any better myself.
>>3194903
With New Nue ever Lewd?
well that proves that
all i have to do is open this thread and lurk for a bit and any desire for lewd is gone
>>3194918
>>3194898
Working all day as usual. Nothing special.
>>3194881
Well I don't really have a way of knowing that do I.
>>3194921
It's dead hours, nigger. What do you expect? No one's on right now.
>>3194917
I think you're looking for the other new Nue.
The one without the shark suit.
>>3194925
my point was that all the bullshit internal avatarfag drama is boner-kill city
>>3194930
Wait. So there's Nue
New Nue
And Nue Shark Nue?
>>3194930
I want to lewd shark suit Nue
>>3194932
No doubt there. But it's dying down, thanks to the fact that LD has finally completed his emotional downward spiral. Hopefully everyone who left to not have to deal with the insanity will flood back in.
>>3194892
I know I'm not the best but I always try to do my best, it feels good I should say
>>3194893
Oh why? don't feel intimidated, just try to hit me up when I'm free or see If I'm free, after all I do this to please
Any of these new avas any good at all?
>>3194918
>tfw can't be Neo's valiant steed again because working
