The Real HG Thread, The Best HG Thread
>>3166467
>this canceorus samefaggotry gets in when Spike x Sunset, Wiggins x Klopp, and Subaru x Sarah doesn't
>>3166481
Oh is someone jealous about being not as good as me? You shouldn't be because I will always be the greatest.
>>3166461
Stutter detected.
>>3166463
I don't think I should hit a girl. That goes against my morals and stuff...
>>3166484
Do you not care for my feelings, Sarah-tan?
>>3166494
Souls of souls of people?
>riposte
>>3166459
>Once D12, always D12. Hope I can still join, Proms are amazing, and yeah, would be better if the oldies were here, but what can you do.
>>3166511
>Junko's cocksucker
>>3166449
I'm a zombie. There, you know me.
>>3166474
You were made in a lab too? No? Then we are anything but the same.
>>3166460
Don't say that! Our inkvasion is goink to succeed no matter what ~de geso!
And four loners have now been entered on the appropriate thread.
Thank you guys. I'll accept swaps until this Wednesday. Work those out amongst yourselves and make sure I know if that's what you want to do. Either on Steam or in the entry thread.
You have until Wednesday until it's cut off...
>>3166512
I'm seeing some overgrowth. Here, let me take care of that for you.
>Lights your beard on fire.
>>3166512
You're the most cancerous faggot in these threads. Remove yourself
>>3166463
Jus keep it in mind when you plateau, and I'd recommend havin a bigger breakfast too. Need fuel for the day in the mornin! Give your body time to break it down so you can use it while you work.
>>3166492
Yeah, basketball to be specific. Think we met before, but it's been a while.
>>3166474
Are we not?
>>3166515
No , souls of souls
>>3166492 (Synth)
Living the dream. Just not here though.
>>3166511
Spike and Sunset are in but fair point on the others.
>>3166498
>Subaru x Sarah
Ship sinking when?
>>3166512
>Le im better than you no one is as good as me character
do you not get bored?
>>3166492
BECAUSE I'M THE LAST THING YOU'LL SEE BEFORE DEA-
...scratch that. You can't die. You're not alive to begin with.
Can't you just go crawl into some dumpster and stay there?
>>3166531
Oh and swaps must be pair for pair or loner for loner. Obviously you can't swap a pair for a loner or vice versa...
>>3166514
What about it?
>>3166515
What kind of question is that supposed to be?
>>3166531
Well, I'm sure it'll be a lovely event.
>>3166511
>I feel I should swap my entry out so at least one of them can go.
>inb4 some contrarian comes in defending Owens and sucking his duck
>>3166492
Courser, actually...hell, are you one of those prototypes?
>>3166553
It indicates you secretly want to do karaoke with me!
>>3166459
I haven't found much else to do while waiting for the next game. People aren't exactly eager to fight or anything, so drinking will have to do.
>>3166474
Oh?
>>3166495
Even the worst conversationalist has a name, though. Mine's Rin.
>can't go to homecoming because "muh canon"
o-oh well
>>3166531
>>3166551
Will you swap out Hiyoko x Stocking? Both of you have like 3 entries and it's literally a filler entry.
does anybody know sauce on the edgelord zombie?
>>3166531
>Nice, where can I see the thread?
>Aang
>>3166463
I'll see to it we can fight each other on the battlefield.
>>3166495
Good. Are you by chance wanting to do a quick boxing match as well?
>>3166506
>>3166527
>Stannis I didn't even know you were still here. So you RP Aang now?
>Jasper
>>3166515
That kind of mindset'll get you killed.
I'm giving you permission.
>>3166538
I'll make sure to keep that in mind.
If I find myself losing fitness I'll try to make a few changes.
>>3166531
Junko, seriously, remove Owens and Mii. Force them to loner like everyone else. Don't enable their cancerous shit
>>3166581
Single Stroke Guy
What to do at prom?
>>3166581
One Punch Man
>>3166576
what
>>3166277
for having given me your name so quickly, you don't seem too talkative...
>>3166581
>One Punch Man
>>3166578
I'd be fine with that if Stocking is.
>>3166531
Mii here, swap me with the Spike x Sunset entry
>>3166589
Found the contrarian retard
>>3166567
The fact that so many people still name Owens as "the worst or most cancerous or most autistic" prom entry ever only tells you how far ships still are from becoming a serious art.
>>3166529
Not really, but we have the same problem. We both can't die, and that means we should be friends.
>>3166540
We are, but friends don't hurt their friends. It's something that should be common sense.
>>3166542
...I don't understand what you mean.
>>3166553
A serious one.
>>3166581
If you're talking about me, then I'm not really in the spotlight. You might probably know Captain Baldy, or the guy who supposedly kills monsters in one punch.
>>3166534
>pours the bottle on myself instead of moron in pic
Oh you really got close to actually making a scratch.
>>3166535
Oh man cancerous, I better get out a fire hose for this fire. It really hurts. It really does. And how can I be gay when I have a beautiful wife and kids?
>>3166549
Yeah I get really bored being around all of these losers.
>>3166608
We're in the game. District 7.
But thanks for thinking of us.
>>3166608
Spike and Sunset are in already.
>>3166608
Spike x Sunset is already in.
>>3166611
Souls of dead souls
>>3166546
Probably soon if she doesn't tell me how much she loves me.
>>3166571
I can tell you, it doesn't.
>>3166611
W-What do you mean by having care of your feelings? I d-don't really understand it.
>>3166352
A little massacre here and there won't harm anyone, specialy in a palce like this! You should use that gun of yours more often.
>>3166386
I'm one of the latest newbies here apparently. Satou is the name I go around the arena.
>>3166401
You don't want this old sack of bones get mad in the middle of the night. Pick something easy for your stomach and mine.
>>3166463
You can say that again, I don't know if this is magic or I'm one step ahead in the ladder of evolution, I just take it easy and make use of my immortality as much as I can!
>>3166423
Ohhh, now you're speaking my language here miss Rin, but I must ask, what can you do to possibly fight against me?
>>3166622
>keeping your samefaggotry
>>3166592
I'll talk to them on Steam about it. I would rather have two person pairs in instead. We'll see.
>>3166611
How will I control you then?
>>3166625
>didn't read anything you said...
just wanted to point out the shitty acting, they guy on the right didn't even see anything happen, and he was getting up before any real indication something was wrong
>>3166628
>wanting to remove a cancerous samefag is sucking Junko's dick
Hey who is the absolute madman here?
>>3166643
posthaste famz
>>3166646
Yes it does!
>>3166652
I only use it to eliminate my targets and people who turn out to be annoying, so I tend to use it quite often.
Based Owens
>>3166530
Oh but if it isn't my leader! Don't mind me, I'll do everything in my power to make us succeed!
>>3166664
>Wrestling
>Ever having good acting
>>3166538
I think so too, though my parts are a bit rusted. Not as young as I used to be, heh.
>taps his head, smiling
>>3166544
>Lets out a short laugh
Not much of a dream to be lived here, I reckon.
>>3166550
>Shrugs, showing no signs of care
Why would I do that? I'm fine right here.
Looks like you got some anger issues there, son.
>>3166569
Courser, huh? Not sent to pick me up, I hope.
>Nods
Aye, thank the boys back there for dumping me on the side of the road, will you?
>>3166652
>Extends his hand
Pleasure, Satou. What do you do?
>>3166672
I think he just left.
>>3166652
I may not look it, but I am quite professional when it comes to this sort of stuff.
>She pats her coat.
I do carry weaponry. No one would come here unarmed, right?
>>3166678
No, it doesn't. Now just shut up and never mention it ever again.
>>3166574
Yeaaah, you can't *hic* kill someone like me. It's damn near impossible~
>he takes another swig
>>3166587
Ugh, fine.
>he punches Annie-tan's stomach as hard as he can
Did you feel that?
>>3166636
...This isn't making any sense.
>>3166646
Don't you care how I feel about you?
>>3166652
Water. We'll drink water and eat vegetables when we play.
>>3166661
You can't control me! I'm uncontrollable!
>>3166585
>I've always been Stannis, in fact!
>>3166611
How is that any indicator that we should be friends?
>>3166672
You are.
>>3166688
Likewise! With our full power combined, we can't possibly lose ~de geso!
>>3166704
yes it does! Why else would you carry a guitar everywhere?
post avas
>>3166691
This place is good for the games, and on some rare occasions the waiting period. I would hate to actual live here for an extended period of time though.
>>3166708
Em...ok more simple:
Souls that become another type of souls
post screens and GUESS EACHOTHER
>>3166715
And don't forget it, no shrimp will be left out alive!
>>3166728
Post big guys
POST WHAT YOURE LISTENING TO!!!!!!!!!!
>>3166748
>>3166746
>>3166732
>>3166728
stop talking
>>3166728
:3
>>3166708
I mean I care, because it sometimes gets really annoying and weird.
>>3166720
I have my reasons a-and I can assure you that those reasons are not related to music!
I just found out that LD and DMG want out. So as the 45th entry, Wiggins and Klopp are in.
>>3166728
>prob gonna edit this soon
>>3166728
>>3166711
We understand each other! We both know the pain of watching other people die that mean a lot to us, which is a burden only people like us have to put up with.
>>3166727
D-DON'T DO IT! I DON'T WANNA DIE AGAIN!
>>3166731
...You're losing me here.
>>3166691
And from some reason you were shocked I hated you...
If I was angry, you would be the first to know, rust bucket.
>>3166728
posted
>>3166746
I am bigger than most.
>>3166748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIX_-AMuAhY
>>3166652
By controlling a small man in a box all day?
>>3166708
>She exhales a long breath and closes her eyes. It'd feel as if he just punched a piece of hardened leather.
...A bit. At least you know how to punch..
>>3166708
How interesting. Do go on.
>>3166691
>he smiles
Of course. But, you know, the only reason we haven't "picked you up" is because you'd really serve no purpose. We have countless other synths ready for field operations and you obviously wouldn't be that great at any kind of espionage. Keep doing your thing, I suppose.
>>3166728
>
>>3166728
>
>>3166748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_uIFz6RA-I
>>3166728
>
>>3166745
>todos 10/10
>>3166748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
>>3166745
>
>>3166758
I don't believe you!
>>3166664
It's not my fault that a blind baldy overreacted
>>3166685
Oh well thank you, nobody.
>>3166759
Nice.
>>3166768
they are just souls dude
>>3166757
WAKE UP, MARIA
>>3166728
>>3166710
>I've never known. I'm glad to know you are still actually here. Do you by chance know what happened to the other two?
>>3166746
>https://youtu.be/B4ecT07SKQw
>>3166772
So how do you train with each other using that machine?
>Jasper
>>3166728
>
>>3166735
I almost forgot about the shrimp! We need to make sure we get all of it ~de geso!!
Jet Fuel Makes Cars Go Faster
>>3166768
You'll be fine. It's only mild extreme pain.
>>3166795
A corpse should be left well alone!
>>3166748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toJLM7iS3B0
>>3166732
>
>>3166728
>shitposts the living hell out of everything
>>3166803
I APPRECIATE YOUR PRESENCE
>>3166777
You need to arpee Emps more often
>>3166732
>>3166787
Why should I care if you believe me or not? It's not my concern anyway.
>>3166759
Every time I see LD i think of lamar davis
>>3166768
Nobody who has ever meant a shit to me has died.
>>3166758
Hm, you're not good at showing love, are you?
>>3166772
Honestly, this kind of hurt my hand a little. I didn't think you were going to be this tough.
>>3166775
>he gets even closer to her ear
It's a curse~
>>3166793
Why didn't you say that from the beginning! I'd feel a bit better know they're not important at all.
>>3166728
>>3166821
NIGGAAA~
>>3166819
>nationstates
Intersting
>>3166803
>Kissu
>>3166814
>>3166825
>y-you too, anons ~de geso
>>3166827
I'm not good at dealing with meat shields. I never had one before.
>>3166817
>why? I think i was shit with him too
Samefag ships > Canon ships
>>3166728
Post.
>>3166728
>>3166820
It is because we're doing Karaoke!
>>3166844
>>3166755
I agree
Both of you should shut up
>>3166848
I don't remember him being shit. Just do it, you dummy
>>3166732
>>3166728
>Eh, might as well come out anyway. Kinda tired of keeping him secret.
>>3166729
>Nods
I hear you. Glad I found a whay to get back to Diamond City, didn't much favor being stuck here, heh.
>>3166771
>sighs and stands up
I think we got off on the wrong foot here. I'm not looking for trouble, but you could work on your introduction.
>Extends his hand
Name's Nick. What's yours?
>>3166776
>Shrugs
Fine by me. Guess the Institute really doesn't care about folks on the surface like I do.
>>3166799
>You mean Seth and Littlefinger? Littlefinger up and left one day, and I'm not sure where Seth is now.
>>3166691
>Handshakes
I'm agaming enthusiast and I enjoy killing as a hobby of mine. I'm taking this place a smy current hiding spot. How about you?
>>3166672
That would be me maybe?
>>3166699
Haha! that's a nice sight, and very true words! We should team up sometime, most youngsters here have all sort of crazy powers I don't get at all.
>>3166708
...Wait, that's way too sane and boring. We're eating snack and juice with lots of sugar, better? Leave alcohol to me.
>>3166772
That's only a way to pass the time. I'm actually immortal in bone and flesh! Want a demonstration?
>>3166681
Have you found who's your target already? We have a lot of people around that could be potential criminals on their respective world.
>>3166827
i got to leave we will continue this later
Can we trade Owens for Seth?
>>3166856
>pussy knife play
>>3166808
>he sighs
If you really want to do this, than do it.
>>3166822
That's because you don't have any friends! If you allow me to be your friend, you won't have to get sad about me dying.
>>3166846
Then you can start by holding me. You should learn how to do this if you're going to use me the right way.
>>3166728
Expect something of Robbaz soon
>>3166860
Usually when someone's looking at me funny they've got a reason. What's yours?
>>3166856
>pussy knife play
post waifu charts
>>3166728
>>3166856
>big order
>your fucked up fetishes
>>3166859
No, we are not. I won't sing, my v-voice is horrible anyway, you really don't want to hear it.
>>3166871
I know my target, but by the looks of it I still have to wait for their arrival. It's rather troublesome.
>>3166875
Hold you?
>>3166876
my fucking nigger
>>3166873
This
>>3166869
I would debate you on that, but I'm not exactly the most unbiased party.
>>3166874
>>3166881
>>3166886
>>3166783
>Tu eres 10/10 hija mia.
>>3166787
>
>>3166827
>She reaches over and swipes the bottle away.
Ah, I see. A curse.
>>3166871
So I've noticed. It's hard to keep up with all of the new things I've seen in my short time here.
I don't suppose you have some sort of ability as well?
>>3166865
>Okay then. Ill bring him back
>>3166799
We don't use the maneuver gear on each other, it'd be a waste. Some soldiers say it's a waste of time to practice hand-to-hand in the military, and I agree.
That's what our drills are, though, unfortunately.
We do have large Titan dummies that we can train on, though.
>>3166827
I could train you to be as strong, but it would take time, and I don't know if you could handle it.
>>3166871
Not.. Particularly.
I believe you.
>>3166876
hey James
>>3166875
I don't want to, but sometimes we must take extreme measures.
>>3166869
Diamond City? The fuck is that?
>>3166819
Manhattan project. Now this is getting interesting.
>>3166871
If you really want to, then I'll be fine with that. I'll make sure to turn you on your side if you get too drunk.
>>3166872
We'll continue this at poker night.
>>3166896
Pick me up and hold me in front of your body.
>>3166838
How come?
>>3166856
>low battery
>>3166910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdJMlPT8dHc
>>3166914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-UfiIOXP8A
Close but no cigar
>>3166903
That's two cute girls you've taken from me.
>>3166925
I still have 1 hour left leave me alone.
>>3166903
>viendo anime
>2016
Me das risa
>>3166875
What does friend mean to you?
>>3166918
...
>picks up Subaru and holds him like a princess
This is what you meant by it?
>>3166920
used to mess around on it a while back, wasn't expecting to come across it on a random screencap post
>>3166910
The fuck you want Aleks.
>>3166905
And I die painful deaths in order to save my *hic* friends, but don't tell anybody I told you. We may *hic* die if you do.
>>3166909
If you can handle it, than so can I!
>>3166911
What if you did something that didn't involve you shocking me to death? Maybe you could use handcuffs instead.
>>3166945
Oh, kek
>>3166934
Ah, I saw Oppenheimer and instantly thought about the manhattan project. My bad famo.
>>3166871
>Frowns
Killing as a hobby, huh? Not killing good folks, I hope?
>>3166900
>Shrugs
Well, the eggheads down there aren't letting it know. Did you know most folks are affraid of the Institute? Because they snatch folks away and replace 'em with their Synths.
>>3166913
That's my home. Well, where I live now, anyway. The "green jewel of the Commonwealth".
>He smiles
But it's a good enough place. Kind folks, good place to live. Never a dull day, either.
>>3166873
You can't trade for someone who isn't ever coming back
I would see why you would trade for someone as good as him though, the real champion, but for me? No, I am the greatest that there is here. You only want him because I hurt your baby little feelings.
>>3166728
>
>>3166869
LF is still here man
>>3166869
Just be happy with the introduction you go-
GET YOUR DAMN MACHINERY OUT OF MY FACE
>he smacks valentine's hand out of the way
>>3166869
>Damn,that sucks. How have you been recently? Sorry I didn't notice your avas before.
>>3166909
Hand-to-hand combat is a tool of survival you should know incase your peers want to harm you.
>>3166748
>Lethal Lava Land's/Shifting Sand's OST was GOAT https://youtu.be/V-0mQfxmdwA
>Jasper
>>3166946
I love you
>>3166965
I'm fully aware of that.
>>3166896
I bet you have a really cute voice!
>>3166968
How does it feel to get shafted by the company for Roman Reigns?
>>3166940
It means someone who understands you like nobody else. Someone you can go through life with and help each other along the way.
>>3166942
...How's this going to protect you?
>>3166982
...
Stop talking or I will make you stop.
>>3166974
How did I not pick up on that?
>>3166959
It's easier to shock someone who's trunning away.
>>3166959
>She smiles and draws a finger across her chest.
I won't tell a soul.
>>3166946
>>3166980
Hey guys
>Sorry, I almost forgot about the garbage.
>>3166574
Fair enough. The name's Garnet.
>>3166585
But if we do that then I will win.
>trying to be relevant by replying to me
Go back in the shadows, and take your disgusting beard with you.
>>3166989
...
Right.
>drops Subaru on the ground without caring about his safety
So how am I supposed to do this?
>>3166989
I don't like guys.
>
>>3166974
Damn, and here I thought you were a newfag starting off with wiggens
>>3166988
>Pyrocynical
>>3166993
Let's go!
Start up a game or l'll kill all these puppies
>>3166987
It feels great while waiting for my cash in.
>>3167012
No, no and no.
>>3167017
How soon until you run for Japan like all the other sensible wrestlers?
>>3167016
NOT THE BUZZARD DROIDS!!!
>>3167022
Yes, yes and yes!
>>3166974
>Truly? Damn, we'd both have to get into D12. For old times sake. Who does he fag nowadays?
>>3166975
>Moving out of the way, he looks at you with a frown, then shrugs and sits back down
Suit yourself, son.
>>3166979
>Hey, no problem. I've been fine, very busy with college, but I'll have more time on my hands soon. I hope I made it into the Prom though, I wanna be in on that shit.
>>3166981
>Frowns, and for the first time, a hint of frustration can be seen on his face
Then why the hell aren't you people doing something about it!?
>>3167016
I have never seen a canine like that.
>>3167016
>Hang on, gotta take care of some stuff.
>>3167001
>>3166946
>>3166980
We havin' a collab my boys?
>>3167022
Roger, roger and Roger!
>>3167016
I think that's just about as far from puppies as you could get.
>>3166995
Maybe you can get me in a headock?
>>3166999
I *hic* knew I could trust you, Rin! You're too amazing to not *hic* trust!
>he takes the bottle back and finishes it
>>3167006
>he muffles something into the ground
>>3167008
So you only want to be friends with girls? That's going to land you in jail, or get you called perverted.
>>3166896
Well, since you would rather save ammo for your real target and a few troublemakres, hwo about you waste a whole magazine in the virtual world?
>>3166905
Aside of being an experienced ex-marine I do have certain skills that allow me to be as reckless as I want. Have you hear about the Ajin?
>>3166909
You will it for yourself eventually, Leonhardt. For now I only have my own experience as a soldier and another trick besides immortality, mind to meet a little friend of mine?
>>3166965
Bad and good folks alike! This place was made for such a thing as far as I know. In fact, I'm surprised we're allowed to dispose of underage people with such ease.
>>3166918
Look at you, the grandson I never had and probably never will! What's your name?
>>3167001
>>3167053
I gotta go
I need to masturbate
>>3167063
Stun gun is still easier.
>>3167004
But you only won by throwing me into the ship's core. I still even got up after it crashed. We can test this next game if you'd like though.
>>3166965
>>3167040
What kind of human are you? Are you a weapon?
>Ah I see. I'm glad I have more time on my hands right now to do things I want.
>Jasper
>>3167001
>>3166946
>>3166980
>>3167053
>cocks shotgun fuckingly
Alright boys, who's going first?
>>3167028
Why would I run when the greatest title is coming to me soon. It will be my belt.
>>3167010
You prolly left before I really started to develop as a player. Still a rook here I guess, been here since the last day of 2015
>>3167040
>Aternus/Kurumi, Matsuda, Mami, other s.mh tier animu avas
>>3167004
Like the rock? Fitting name.
>>3167063
>She sighs, giving the boy a light pat on the back.
Don't drink too much.
>>3167070
Can't say I have. Care to elaborate?
>>3167063
What you described is love, right? I don't know much about it, but I do know i don't like men.
>>3167036
What will it take to make you shut up about this?
>>3167057
Why would you say roger when there was no order given out? Stop being an idiot.
>>3167063
>leans down to Subaru
If you keep crying on the ground we will never get to the end of this.
>>3167070
Virtual world?
>>3167079
Please franku, just let it be me.
>crawls down to the shotgun fuckingly
I have cancer.
>>3167079
Damn dude
>>3167040
Mr. Valentine, please calm down. You have to realize that we can't change opinions overnight.
>>3167086
Be my friend!
>>3167040
Please tell me you're and the monk are the only machines here. There aren't any hiding in the shadows are there?
>>3166959
Is that confidence or arrogance?
>>3166979
I already know it well enough.
..My entire squad turned on me already, anyway.
>>3167070
A friend?
>>3167073
Alright dog, you have a damn good one.
>>3167079
Yo! Papa Franku, we're just messing around
>>3167106
Well...
>>3167101
...
If I say that I'm your friend, you will shut up about the karaoke thing?
Atarashī gēmu-ji? Watashitachi wa kantan ni kachimasu!
New game when? Me will win easy!
>>3167086
I was trying to be funny, it probably didn't work, since I'm not even programmed for it...
>sulks
>>3167106
I'm a machine!
>>3167125
fuck off cirno
>>3167070
I'm fine with that, so long as you don't expect me to be important in life.
My name's Natsuki Subaru. It's nice to meet you, gramps.
>>3167074
Can you stop being stubborn and listen to my concerns regarding my own safety?
>>3167083
>he throws up onto her lap and passes out
>>3167085
That's not the kind of love I'm talking about! I want to be friends with you, Zombieman!
>>3167086
>he flips himself over
You can't hold me like that during the prom. People are going to think we're getting married. You have to hold me in a way that'll ensure your safety.
>>3167121
I want it in writing, so you can't back out later!
>>3167096
Aleks can we do a collab with them we're in debt
>>3167070
>Nods
This place is made for it, yeah. As far as I know death ain't an issue here.
I meant back home. You said it was a hobby.
>>3167078
>Laughs and slowly shakes his head
Well, I'm pretty good with a gun, but hardly made for combat.
>Gestures to his damaged body
I prefer talking, mostly. I don't think I caught your name.
>Nice, isn't it? I can feel it breathing in my neck, I'll be glad when it's over kek.
>Also, do you know where the relevant Prom thread is? I think Junko forgot to link it.
>>3167082
>Huh. He should bring back LF...his and Stannis' exchanges were great.
>>3167130
>Glances over and nods, smiling
Hey there, rustbucket.
>>3167112
Why I get the feelin your ass is always watchin?
Now how many secret avas do you have?
>>3167134
How do you know it's Cirno?
>>3167108
A hint of both, Annie-tan. You can't have one without the other.
>>3167152
8-9
>>3167142
No dumb ass we're going to get money the old fashioned way
By becoming prostitutes
