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>>3142323
Elphelt Valentine
Starlord
>>3142323
Corvo Attano
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
Justice
>>3142323
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3142323
Zombieman
Sanae Kochiya
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3142319
Let's say that one of my acquaintances is one.
Cobra Commander
>>3142323
Mahiru Koizumi
>>3142323
King Kaito
Eggman-kun
Yuli
Freaky Fred
The Player
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3142323
HOUOUIN KYOUMA!
>>3142307
You can tell me, Starwberry-dono. We're close enough to share secrets like these.
>>3142319
She doesn't really seem like she understands how music works. I imagine she like old music from the 50's.
Her whole character seems like it's from the 50's, actually.
Anime Remover 47
Captain Luna
Koyomi Araragi
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3142323
Sunset
Hitler
>>3142323
Ross
>>3142333
Nah. I'll be going Han Solo to Homecoming.
>>3142299 #
Which means you're not going to heaven. You're stuck here forever.
>>3142308 #
Emptying my rounds on you means every bullet hits your body Sarah-san.
>>3142319 #
You hit me where I am still wounded idiot.
Your district partner becomes your prom date.
How fucked/lucky are you?
Shiragami Youko
Lord Beerus
>>3142388
>not an anime
>>3142379
Looks like you got insanely lucky this time.
>>3142335
Oh hey, hello El, your sister has been looking for you, she seems a little distressed.
>>3142379
Well alright, but I probably won't be going at all, I'll probably just look in from the windows like a creep.
>>3142388
>>3142390
If it's an overdraft..
No thanks.
>>3142388
Looking at those assets, lucky I guess.
>>3142388
Distinctively too little hair.
>>3142366
>>3142388
Yeah, no way. I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
>>3142379
That just means I can torment you and everyone else here for all eternity!
>>3142411
I will kill you if you harm my sister.
>>3142419
Let's go!
>>3142419
Looks good.
>>3142388
>>3142419
I think they got the higher end of the bargain, going with someone who can't die.
>>3142419
Ready.
>>3142406
She has? Well that can't be good, Ram isn't the kind to usually be worried about anything
>>3142419
It looks wonderful
>>3142428
It's alright Ram
>>3142419
CONTINUE ON WITH MY VICTORY!
>>3142419
I think everyone else is ready!
>>3142404
It's called practice and skill Sarah-san. Stop trying to butt your way out.
>>3142406
Why not? I thought you will be one of the most wanted male around here.
>>3142417
Nah. The only one who will be tormenting you is me.
>>3142419
Did not manage to get in. Oh well. I'll watch it out this time.
>>3142307
T-They don't have an album yet, they j-just play at local clubs every once in a while...
>>3142379
Yeah right, as if I had that kind of precision.
>>3142354
... So you have dissociative identity disorder and one of those personalities is a stalker?
>>3142367
Why would someone her age like those kind of things?
>>3142367
No. Way!
>>3142419
Let's get this over with
>>3142428
You came to the right place then. But don't worry, I won't harm anyone, except they stand in my way of winning.
>>3142446
I see. Let's go
>>3142454
>>3142454
See ya around Red
>>3142454
G-get your hands off me you creep!
>>3142439
She probably just missed you, but if you talk to her she'd definitely cheer up a little.
>>3142444
Haha, c'mon man you're going to make me blush, but if I am I don't see it, besides I'm actually really picky.
>>3142444
I don't have to do anything like that. Nobody would ever believe that a kid like you could be a professinal.
>>3142446
,,,
No. I just know a stalker.
>>3142439
I am just giving a warning. You are well, I hope.
>>3142453
Fair enough. I made myself clear.
>>3142454
Run! She's going to turn into Wonder Woman!
>>3142456
Eh? G-Go where?
>>3142454
The sooner I move, the sooner I run into someone. The sooner I run into someone, the sooner I can take what they have.
>>3142444
I highly doubt someone as...well, you, would be able to do anything to me. I'm not some masochist that's going to take your punishment.
>>3142446
It's an aesthetic thing. Kids these days really like looking weird and "vintage", if that's the right word to use for something like this. You can't deny that she looks like some paperboy from the great depression era.
>>3142447
Are you positive? I wouldn't blame you if you did like girls. I like them too, in case you didn't know.
>>3142454
At least we found a use for you.
>>3142454
At leassst I'll be prepared if I ssstart farming or create an uprissing...
>>3142454
This could be used for a nice pirate outfit
>>3142480
I'm great actually! It's nice to see you again as well.
>>3142478
Then that's just what I'll do
>>3142497
>It stands back up despite it's apparent death from the hitwoman.
>>3142482
>>3142454
Sh'es just making herself dizzy. There's no reason to panic.
>>3142497
Oh, I'll remove everyone from this arena with one move! I'm only being nice by giving them a chance to best me at my own game.
>>3142497
That's impossible!
>>3142475
Oh, its that code.
>>3142497
>>3142508
I'm starting to get annoyed by you people who just can't seem to die. I made a mistake by forgetting that fact about you.
>>3142497
â–²
▲▲
>>3142497
When we meet the next time, you will be the one who dies, and that time, you won't rise up like I did.
>>3142499
Good. I have some things to report to you.
>>3142497
>>3142499
You will need a hat.
>>3142479
That doesn't seem possible, you said you'd kill me if I did it again, so if you knew a stalker he would be dead before you had the chance to peek into his mind.
>>3142487
Is she some kind of hipster? That would explain her obsession with vintage stuff and the camera.
>>3142518
>>3142446
Maybe you got lucky. Who knows.
>>3142478
Not as picky as me. I only go if I truly like the person and the person likes me back. Never force anything into it.
And I don't aim for the looks. Personality is what's best.
>>3142479
1000 year old kid gets a better of ya. So you don't have to be ashamed. I am just trying the new modern weapons you people created.
Makes Archery 10x easier.
>>3142487
Well I don't like seeing a grandpa in suffering. I am not some freak who have milf or grandpa fetish.
>>3142532
Just wait Yukkuri, you'll get yours soon
>>3142516
You shouldn't be trying to pick fights with immortals in the first place.
>>3142523
We'll just see about that, mister.
>>3142532
uhh....
>>3142532
It's supposed to go inside your body, not all over it.
>>3142532
whiskey.... cigar...
>snoring
assassins.
>>3142525
I'm all ears. Did you get married yet?
>>3142534
And a parrot.
>>3142532
My dress! These stains will never come out!
>>3142518
fucking kek
>>3142532
Oh, oh yes, I forgot. Better not doing any mistakes now.
>>3142499
That's good, I don't think I was helping much, other then keeping her talking.
>>3142541
Ross, are you me? Because I feel the exact same way.
>>3142532
Ku. Ku. Ku.
You cannot get rid of me so easily! I'll only come back stronger and angrier than before!
>>3142536
And the hair, and the weird fashion sense. I think we're onto something here, Araragi-dono. Our little Mahiru has turned over to the dark side.
>>3142541
...You are away that I'm only 18, correct?
>>3142497
First you want to go to a rap concert and now you want to become a drug dealer? You're taking a dangerous path, young lady.
>>3142532
Remove anime?
>>3142532
>him
I feel offended by that.
>>3142536
That person is a she and she isn't my stalker. I just know that she is one. I actually dislike the person she is obsessed with.
>>3142541
Good for you. Next time try it on yourself.
>>3142549
You can only win a round by eliminating everyone. I just have to keep trying new methods on your kind.
>>3142573
If she's anything like the last woman, she'll try to kill me too.
>>3142573
Stand down, sir. I am not here to fi-
>>3142573
What's in it for me?
>>3142557
Why would you think that? No. Everything I will say will have no relation to me.
>>3142573
Noone really trusts a Valentine anyway so it's ok.
>>3142564
She can be difficult at times but she does have soft spots.
>>3142573
>>3142584
No
>>3142566
How do we turn her back into a normal person? Is it possible?
>>3142573
I'm not going to take that from a hipster and a chuuni...
>>3142557
Any signature pet will do, mine is a squid.
>>3142599
>floats away
>>3142573
...
>>3142599
Let me sleep for five more minutes.
>>3142601
I'm...I'm not sure. Do you have any ideas, Araragi-dono?
>>3142599
>It snores extremely loud in it's sleep.
>>3142566
Your face screams a man who's in his late 50s.
>>3142584
Fine.
>shoots self
Well it's kind of ok. Magic can do something better than this. But these are lethal.
>>3142598
I think the ones I've found so far are you and animals, but there's more right?
>>3142482
The club, of course. Or is there a reason you can't go?
>>3142487
No comment, Okarin.
>>3142497
>>3142567
Ice cream is a drug? In which world do you live?
>>3142573
Definitely.
>>3142599
How is he snoring if the dead doesn't need to breathe.
I want to sexualize the alphabet...
Alma
Bikko
Cirno
etc etc etc
>>3142584
So what? You could still have killed her.
>>3142599
Playing with two of these guys doen't seem like a good idea...
>>3142628
Disappointing.
>>3142599
One should instead stay awake and revel in my beautiful night.
>>3142638
She never gave me a reason to do so, but you were after me. That was a reason that I could get behind.
>>3142630
There's no reason to hide your emotions from me, Strawberry-dono. You're my hostage, after all. I need to make sure you get everything out of your system.
>>3142645
It was just too easy.
>>3142645
Thanks for saving me bullets.
>>3142645
AHHH, played like a damn fiddle!
>>3142645
If someone removes anything, it will be me. Sorry, baldy.
>>3142592
You should really consider it sometime, what's on your mind?
>>3142607
Squids are gross though..
>>3142629
She loves hamburgers and hates any kind of insect, the same goes for me unfortunately.
>>3142645
Hope you don't mind miss.
>>3142564
No I am not you.
>>3142641
You're disappointing for being beaten by a rookie with a gun...
>>3142621
I don't, it might be too late, we might have to put her down...
>>3142630
W-Well they aren't playing right now, wouldn't it be a waste of time?
And, umm, isn't ice cream a code name for a drug?
>>3142645
They taste like cardboard...
>>3142645
>>3142635
shit tastes
>>3142676
This is why I don't use magic
>>3142649
But we're different, I don't know what she's stalking someone else for, but I was trying to help.
>>3142676
Don't leave here on my own, it's cold...
>>3142664
The first is the most important. I saw our older sister.
>>3142673
No?
Just look up when they next play.
>>3142653
What the hell? Do you need a restrainment? Should I call the ambulance?
>>3142664
As I said, any pet will do, as long as it is recognisable.
>>3142676
Boo!
>>3142664
Oh yeah, I have made her burgers before, and saw your guy's spider fiasco the other day...
>>3142668
Good, because I'm not sadistic.
>>3142714
I am though.
>>3142692
You should know by now that you can't restraint the great mad scientist, Hououin Kyouma! I'll find a way out of the straight jacket they'll put me in!
>>3142692
>looks at something in his phone
I-I think the band broke up... They aren't in any club's line up...
>>3142635
I want to sexualise Alma, Booce, Cirno, Deidara, Eggman-kun, Fagit, Ganon, Hoshi, Illya, Janus, Kakashi, Lambda, Mondo,
Alright. Meeting's cut short. I need to take my sleep. If I am lucky see ya guys tomorrow. If I am not, see ya guys next week. Stay cool and frosty.
>I am going to Bali. So I will be gone for a week.
>>3142726
I knew it! She's Wonder Woman, that's her Lasso of Tru-
>>3142749
>>3142714
Valentines are usually feared so I guess it's a good thing noone knows about our little weakness.
>>3142694
I'd honestly prefer a dog but you don't normally see pirates with them.
>>3142691
You saw the original Valentine? Is she cool?!
>>3142752
Don't let yourself get caught by muslims.
>>3142726
>>3142735
What a bummer. They will have to resort to handcuffs then.
Or a guillotine?
>>3142746
Really? Show me their past debuts then.
>>3142752
>Going to Bali
I hope you die.
>>3142726
Well, all the evidence points towwards it
>>3142678
What makes it shit jw
>>3142771
Huh, interresting
>>3142752
>have fun
>>3142730
Is your basement a dungeon?
>>3142761
Ah well, don't worry about me I'm trustworthy, at least I think I am...
>>3142752
Well cya man, hope you have fun.
>>3142752
>Have fun bb, don't get malaria.
>>3142774
I-I can't everything's been wiped out.
>>3142774
Hey Mahiru, wanna ERP with me and Okabe? You need to tell us to fuck you like a man, okay?
>>3142761
I believe she had average body temperature. It was interesting meeting her. She was similar to how I was.
>>3142752
>Have a good time.
>>3142774
...You want to see me burn, don't you?
>>3142752
I'm praying for your safe return.
>>3142760
Make your own Cap games when?
>>3142761
I assume they would try and go for a swim.
>>3142805
>2/2 district 5 is alive, and they have teamwork
rigged.
>>3142805
It seems like you've done the impossible.
Thank you for protecting me
>>3142752
>Good bye!
>>3142822
never
Hail ERP
>>3142805
>It puts a gun in it's mouth and shoots itself.
>>3142839
5 alive, 2 d5
Who's /top2d5/?
>>3142806
So she's the serious type? I always imagined her being more like me.
>>3142826
That could just turn into a hassle
>>3142794
If Ram trusts you then you're alright.
>>3142839
Winner next slide.
>>3142850
>>3142839
>
>>3142833
I just seem to get along with people very well
>>3142749
Lambda is not for sexual.
Illya is.
>>3142861
TWO DISTRICT FIVE MEMBERS IN TOP 3
>>3142861
A date, huh?
>>3142797
Just admit you've been lying.
>>3142799
That's a terible joke, Izaya. I'd never be that desperate.
>>3142808
Only if you keep it up.
>>3142861
What happened!?
>>3142861
>>3142859
Hence why there are no dogs on pirateships.
>>3142885
>Izaya
Wrong. We're down for it if you are.
>>3142895
Thanks god she almost won
>>3142885
...
When did you figure it out?
>>3142895
>>3142885
DO IT! SET ME ON FIRE! I WANT YOU TO WATCH AS THE LIFE DRAINS FROM MY EYES!
>>3142859
It gives more evidence to my theory that you are defective. But nevermind that. She has no recollection of her demise so I avoided that topic. And she continues to follow Mother's will.
>>3142895
>>3142895
>>3142917
>>3142921
Thank you for hosting. Sorry I wasn't present for the ending, but I had something urgent to take care of.
>>3142908
But she still got further than you, old youkai.
>>3142917
>>3142921
Congratulation, Hitgirl, and thanks for the game.
>>3142859
Haha, yeah I guess so, but I hope your time away has been good.
>>3142915
Rammy you trust me? Huh...
>>3142917
Congratulations Sarah-san!
Thanks for hosting you beautiful ???.
>>3142928
Appreciated.
>>3142928
Thanks.
>>3142917
Congratulations, blondie. I should've know you'd do well.
>>3142921
Thank you for hosting.
>>3142917
Congratulations.
>>3142914
I'm not going to light you on fire, you masochist.
Hey, are you with this creep? >>3142906
>>3142909
Immediately.
>>3142921
>>3142917
Well done, district buddy.
Thanks for hosting
>>3142908
You're still a mean one, Ocelot
>>3142927
I wasn't even in the game and I'm not a youkai !
What does that mean to begin with ?
>>3142928
Thanks!
>>3142917
>>3142921
Congratulations, girl. Thank you for hosting, mysterious person.
>>3142946
There's nothing mean, I just don't want you to win
>>3142917
Congratulations Christie
>>3142921
Thank you for hosting
>>3142928
Thank you for hosting my friend
>>3142937
>kisses cheek
Good job, Sarah-tan.
>>3142947
It means that Sanae is better than you. I thought youkai become wiser with age.
>>3142934
>>3142936
>>3142943
>>3142945
>>3142946
>>3142953
>>3142957
Thank you. I appreciate it, even if I wasn't present through the whole thing.
>>3142954
That's kinda mean
>>3142973
I was talking about the youkais ! What are they ?
>>3142945
Why didn't you stop me? Were you enjoying seeing me make a fool of myself again?
>>3142971
>>3142945
If I wanted sexual favors from you, then I'd ask you straight up. There's no reason for me to hide my face when it comes to what I want.
>>3142862
>>3142936
It's been good but I kinda missed it here.
>>3142921
Congratulations and thank you for hosting
>>3142915
She just hasn't found that one thing that will "wake" her up, and last I checked I wasn't defective...does my breath stink or something?
>>3142898
I guess you're right
>>3142917
Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
>>3142936
I suppose I do. I do not feel like killing you most the rest of these creatures. At least, not yet.
>>3142984
No that's not. I would be mean if I wanted you to die for example.
>>3142985
You should be knowing that. I heard your lover lives in Gensokyo. It would be a shame if she realised how simple you are.
>>3142996
What's this meme called ?
>>3142986
Yes.
>>3142989
So he lied. If he didn't lie, I would have told you to get him away from here and called you a coward.
>>3142996
>Hoshi
>/trash/
lol nope
>>3142998
>>3142999
Thank you.
>>3143010
Captain America Hails Hydra
BZZZZZZZ
>>3143003
I don't want to ask Mokou to many questions. Now tell me.
>>3143016
It's a meme based on Captain America being revealed to be working to Hydra for all this time, so it's about people contradicting their main ideas.
>>3143010
Some hack writer made Captain America a Hydra agent.
>>3142998
Because of your sister right? I know the feeling, I have a pretty big family and we normally always are together, so it's a little strange.
>>3142999
I'll take that as a compliment, but for what it's worth I trust you not to kill me randomly.
>>3142988
I'll go kill myself to repent for my sins.
>>3143015
Why did you decide to be mean to me today?
>>3143002
And I thought you wanted that to happen all this time
>>3142998
Possibly. She of course does not know who we are and wishes to meet you.
>>3143016
>The whole point of this meme is that the characters say the opposite of what they think.
>>3143043
You will just revive anyway. Go and spend your time doing something wortwhile at least.
>>3143049
Yes I do, but that's another subject.
>>3143037
The writer is probably a hydra agent.
Trying to turn us against Captain America
>>3143015
I would have accepted if you would have said yes, but I wouldn't have known what to do from there onward.
>>3143057
And I was getting my hopes up.
>>3143069
We need more HG versions of this.
>>3143065
Not even based Chris likes the idea.
>>3143056
Will do, ma'am! I'll make you proud of me one day!
>>3143076
You should get your life down instead
>>3143081
Nobody likes this idea. It's a cop out
>>3143078
give me ideas and I'll use the power of shitty editing to make it true
>>3143045
Why did you decide to lie to me today?
>>3143068
...
>>3143083
It doesn't matter. I still have to finish up the thing I'm doing so I have to go now.
>>3143052
I'll try to pop up more then, sorry about not checking up on you regularly.
>>3143040
Well we've known each other ever since mother created us.
>>3143094
So you want me or him first?
>>3143090
>Garnet
"You're stronger than me"
>>3143086
Will you go with me?
>>3143090
Make a bikko one and let it say "fuck you"
>knocks on door
>>3143090
>Sora
"Hail Darkness"
Yellow eyes optional
>>3143040
It is an compliment. I can say that for a few people here.
>>3143097
It is fine. My feelings are not important. The second statement refers to you.
>>3143094
I didn't plan to, and I didn't expect you to play along!
>>3143103
Sure, I'll watch you from distance
>>3143108
>knocks back
>>3143108
Goku?
>>3143101
>>3143090
>LF
Hail Mikan
