HG thread!
>>3137225
Hmm?
>>3137236
I wonder if we'll have to prepare for long, I feel like actually fighting.
>>3137210
>I have overwatch, it's good in short bursts just like tf2, but all the Tracers and shit like that make you wanna take breaks.
>>3137230
Nothing, it's just that you let me steal your precious first kiss. You're ruined now.
>>3137260
...Wait didn't you waste your first kiss too?
Yo-You're ruined too!
>>3137250
I mean giggling, not many girls here do that, it's a little sad.
>>3137270
Pretty sure some guy stole his long ago
>>3137271
I like to stay positive.
>>3137255
>I just need a new damn game and I can't buy any for months because I have other things that need to be attended to. I just pirated Stellaris and it's meh tier so far.
>Jasper
>>3137270
>>3137284
No guy stole it, but I've kissed many girls in my day. I'm pretty popular, y'know.
>>3137199
>>3137250
I guess I get that... I don't like doing much either
>>3137301
...O-Oh...I was saving that for my future husband...oh well, at least I still have plenty of other things!
>>3137284
Wow, that's kinda...oh well, I'm not one to judge.
>>3137287
I'm not saying it's getting me down, I'm saying it's weird with all the girls here.
>>3137301
Popular with the men Souda-kun.
>>3137320
Like what?
>>3137310
Well, I guess I do all I can when I'm on duty, buuut I'm not.
>>3137322
They could just be serious-minded.
>>3137323
I'm popular with girls, idiot. They can't leave their lips off me.
>>3137328
...I'm not gonna share that, that's private!
>>3137297
>I'd get you Overwatch if I had any money myself. It get's old after a day or two in my opinion. It needs more game modes.
>>3137328
Boobies
>>3137334
Just because they drink from soda cans it doesn't count as you.
>>3137330
And this isn't the place for being serious.
>>3137330
sorry... I'm getting tired. I'm going to sleep.
>>3137337
>>3137345
>he touches your boobies
Check.
>>3137346
Yes it does.
>>3137320
>Sucks the Souda from your lips
>Kissu
>>3137363
...Why are you do-
>>3137366
AN-ANON!
>>3137361
Goodnight Yukine, rest well.
>>3137343
>I just want it because everyone in my house is playing it on their Blizzard account while I sit here with no money due to having to pay for stupid shit like a huge ass hole in our wall because someone decided pranking me at 4 in the morning when I was going down the hallway and other various shit. You don't need to buy stuff for me,i'd feel needy like that.
All in all,it's still pretty fun living with people you know as friends.
>Jasper
>>3137361
It's okay, good night~.
>>3137358
Not if you don't want to be.
>>3137366
Like HELL I'm gonna let you do that!
>>3137376
>sucks the anon from your lips
>kissu
>>3137380
punch them and get them to buy battleborn instead, since it's better
>>3137363
You're pathetic.
>>3137380
>hmm if you say so, always unfortunate when shit like that happens
>>3137394
>comparing the two
>>3137392
GO-GODDANG IT, QUIT IT! LET ME STAY PURE GOSH DARN IT!
>>3137363
So it looks like the troll doll's still delusional. Anyone want to take bets about what the next stupid thing he'll say? I got 20 on him saying something like betting on the stupid shit he says is stupid
>>3137388
Oh yeah, If you meet a guy named Ross just fly away, he's basically god.
>>3137403
Says you, punk.
>>3137413
What's wrong with not staying pure? You should be thanking me for showing you the ropes. Maybe on day you and I could use the ropes to end it.
>>3137416
I don't say stupid things. I say kind of smart thing.
>>3137429
You haven't said something smart yet, why would you start now?
>>3137388
>another blonde loli vampire
>>3137429
Bu-But I want to stay pure...oh god, I feel violated.
>>3137394
>How do you think the wall got a hole in the first place? I was freaking the fuck out because I punched it while they were letting me live here. They're gonna be paying for it. It's not just that though,I just honestly don't have a job while trying to do things I want. I have to put in an application for Sephora later this week and hope they call me in for a goddamn interview. I'm honestly doing fine though,I just need to get fucking hired somewhere goddamn.
>>3137411
I laughed about it after. I don't think they'll honestly make me pay for it because they scared me.
>Jasper
>>3137429
Well I never said I was any better then you.
>>3137443
Screw your purity.
>kissu
>>3137418
Got it~. I feel kind of tired now, though. It's been a while since I actually talked with anyone.
>>3137442
>It sort of just happened. Probably a one-time thing, I don't have the energy to match this sort of attitude.
>>3137442
>Implying they're not the best
>>3137441
Obviously, you haven't been paying attention. I only ever say smart things, unlike you. You're nothing more than an amateur villain. That ghost lady does more work than you ever will.
>>3137443
It's okay, the feeling will go away eventually. You'll feel as good as new when tomorrow comes.
>>3137459
I know, anon. None of us are acting like saints. It's impossible in this day and age.
>>3137462
>Wipes mouth vigorously
YOU STOP THAT!
...I don't even swing that way!
>>3137462
>French kisses Junko
>>3137474
Bu-But I...oh whatever, could've been worse, I guess...
Good early morning to you all.
I see we have fallen on quiet hours?
>>3137458
>you will never punch shit with jasper irl
why live
>>3137486
It would seem so, goat like humanoid.
>>3137476
there's one way to get your purity back
>rips your face off
now there is a new canvas to work with
>>3137476
That's what they all say!
>kissus again
>>3137481
>kicks him square in the nuts
>>3137500
>Under Filia face is Blue Beetle face
Yeah, uh, I was kinda sleeping.
>>3137504
Ara Ara~ Do you really want an old bug like me?
>>3137485
Listen, I'll marry you if you absolutely cannot find another husband, okay? You at least need to try to find one though. Maybe start showing some leg around here.
>>3137486
Mornin' goat mom.
>>3137463
You going to bed too? Can't blame you, these are cozy hours.
>>3137486
Hello, miss, and it's certainly the appropriate time.
>>3137486
It happens every day, so you shouldn't be so surprised about it by now.
>>3137502
Fuck you too!
>sucks the Filia from your lips
>>3137504
>kisses Junko's shoe boot thing idk what the fuck she wears
>>3137516
>Filia face grows back
But Samson says I show the perfect amount of leg...
>>3137474
That has to be the dumbest thing you've ever said. Without me, Wuya is useless. I have the army, the body, the plans. I even replaced her with a Wu detector several times when she proved time and again my trust in her was unfounded
>>3137519
Elly, your vampire friend is here.
>>3137517
Plus, I feel like thinking about some things. Goodbye~.
>She waves, turns about, and flies off
I want to violently rape Kazuichi Souda
>>3137497
Hopefully that changes. Still, I do not mind waiting for a little.
You are very skeleton-like... it reminds me of some friends of mine~.
>>3137516
Haha... good morning, child. Nice to see you.
>>3137519
Yes, it does tend to happen this early.
Not to worry, it will change in time.
Now, how have things been, Elly?
>>3137524
I am not surprised at all, young one. I am simply checking in on the people that are still here.
>>3137510
I'd prefer Kneesocks to be honest. I could teach here a ruru or three if you catch my drift.
>>3137529
>proceeds to stomp
>>3137493
>It honestly isn't all it's cracked up to be,sure we have fun but we also just split shit between us. Like we each have different nights where we all cook and I do dishes most of the week because I don't have shit else to do. What I say,live with friends and split bills. It makes living a lot easier. IThe only reason i'm living for free here is because these are my friends i've known since middleschool and highschool. That and I watch a lot of horror movies and don't leave my room too often like the other 4. Living with friends was honestly my hope after we all got out of highschool anyways.
So any of you humans have any good movies to watch? They are really interesting so far.
>Jasper
I will host no games for you. Take that hg!
>>3137541
Ah well, I'll see you later then.
>Waves bye as she flies off.
>>3137546
Of course you would...no one appreciates the Beetle...
>>3137544
You can't blame me that much if it did sound like that, but there isn't much to do. Without games and by the looks of it random kissing, this place usually goes quiet instantly.
>>3137538
Oh! I swear, that woman....I'd have thought I'd be the first person she....
Wait, she actually..."is"?
>>3137544
I don't mind, either way.
>She curtsies briefly
I'd daresay things have improved significantly since we last talked, Miss Toriel, albeit not before getting drastically worse.
>>3137551
>Shocking truth.
>>3137551
that's obvious
>>3137552
What kind of events make up a "No game"?
Jack Spicer loves futa cock.
>>3137567
Ah well, maybe you'll catch her in time next time, that's just bad luck Elly.
>>3137543
And I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3137575
Yeah, that happens sometimes, there's also some guy with silly hair, and a thirty year old gruffy super hero.
>>3137578
(Player1) dies.
(Player1) rapes (Player2).
(Player1) is the biggest faggot alive.
>>3137552
Seems I must wait even longer I suppose...
how many 2hu cancer does aussa ava now?
>>3137575
I don't have to "try" to sound smart. I developed a time machine and a robot that can change shape to anything perfectly
>>3137589
Not even close to plausible. I'm not you, anon
>>3137590
I'm going to have some words with her as soon as we meet again, I swear...hmpf.
...She had me worried sick.
>>3137552
>You fiend!
>>3137598
>Like I said, Kurumi was probably a one-time thing. Therefore, unchanged.
>>3137594
...That's really disturbing.
>>3137595
That doesn't sound creative at all to me. Maybe you should put more effort into it and you'll be catching up to the big league host guys in no time.
>>3137575
Breakfast?
Well, I didn't come prepared with something already made, but if you'd like I could prepare something for you.
>>3137567
>she nods in return to your curtsy
Are they, now? Good job working through your hardships, Elly.
Let's see... you were trying to get back to your own land, right?
>>3137564
Right, I do not blame you.
Just... random kissing? My, is that really happening around here?
>>3137610
How do you think I feel?
>>3137604
>literally "no u"
kys futa cock lover.
>>3137604
And I'm known as the ultimate mechanic. There's only one of me, but there's a billion "evil boy geniuses" in this world.
>>3137616
Let the man do as he wants. We'll get a game soon enough if we settle for less.
>>3137619
I guess that's the way they have their own kind of fun? I can't blame them for it, because that supposed to be a fun thing but maybe not here.
>>3137607
Honestly first time you have shown this much concern about someone, it's a little saddening.
>>3137633
A piece means nothing if you don't put everything into it while you're playing, and that goes for everything, got that?
>>3137619
They're hardly over yet, but...I'd like to think the hardest part is over.
Someone was so kind as to provide me with a means back, and even a place to stay, at that.
>>3137638
Kurumi is family, of course I was concerned!
>>3137619
Bacon, eggs scrambled, a muffin, more bacon, hashbrowns, and OJ.
>>3137621
Manly? That would explain the hair I found when I kissed you.
>>3137644
...No, not really. Dumb it down for me.
>>3137622
Aww, cute, he's trying to force his baseless rumor into the realm of "fact"
>>3137633
A title given to you by who? Some stupid little bear? Some nameless person in a supposed position of influence? Yourself? If you're the "ultimate" anything, it's the ultimate disappointment for whoever cares about you
>>3137652
No-...Well I mean a little bit, but mostly weirded out, I have like, twelve people living inside me, that's some freaky deaky stuff...
>>3137650
Well she seemed alright, cheerful even, so I wouldn't worry.
>>3137652
You can only do something properly and enjoy it fully if you put as much effort into it as possible. Earning something through hard work and sweating will always be better than getting it for free or in a cheap way.
>>3137544
Im assuming you're talking about the skeletons I once possessed named Paper and Sam, or something of the sort. The little fat one made irritable jokes while the armored one raved about a pasta dish days on end. It was maddening!
I'll only host a game if Aussa fucks off.
>>3137664
Are you triggered?
>>3137652
Fuck you for making me hungry at midnight
>>3137636
I have no trouble with simple acts like hugging, or even a kiss from time to time. I would only hope that they would take it elsewhere if things...develop.
>>3137650
Which means it can only get better from here.
How kind of them... I would have opened up my doors to you if I had the space.
Regardless, I wish you the best, as always.
>>3137652
I do not mind making a little breakfast. However... Do you not think that is a little much to ask for just one person?
I will make at least the bacon and eggs...
>>3137678
Papyrus and Sans, yes!
That was them.
Are they not so entertaining?
>>3137664
This sounds like the words of a bitter man that can't accept that he's been bested in every aspect of life. I feel bad for you, Jack. You'll forever be second compared to me.
>>3137666
Is that why you're so big?
>>3137673
I can't say I agree. Getting something for nothing is the ultimate prize in life!
>>3137702
...No that's because I'm big boned, I don't think that has anything to do with it...one of them is even shorter then me.
>>3137716
If I take off those masks will you die?
>>3137681
By what a faceless loser says? No, not even close. It's kind of endearing how you're trying to make me mad though. Keep up the good work
>>3137702
Really? Name one aspect in life where you've succeeded. Go on, think, I'll wait. And no lying like you usually do
>>3137694
Fuck you too, anon. Literally.
>>3137701
Nothing's impossible for a mother. You should know this by now.
>>3137716
And now you've got midgets in you. Just how freakish do you plan on getting?
>>3137701
Well, I'm not fine even with a little bit of those. I only have someone or like something that already filled up my heart with joy and love! Also it's nasty to let your feelings go like that for no reason.
>>3137702
That's not true at all.
>>3137733
It would be extremely painful...probably.
>>3137736
...Most of them are also taller then me.
>>3137671
Of course she was, she was always a cheery person...still, that's just hurtful of her to not even....
>She sighs softly
She's her own person. I can't blame her.
>>3137701
It's quite fine. And at least there I can actually do something, not just...just leech off of good will.
How've you been, Miss Toriel? It's been quite the while, has it not?
>>3137680
Maybe in a few hours.
>>3137748
>>3137680
>And I forgot my greentext. Oh well. Have these (You)s, free of charge, I think I'll be doing something here in just a few minutes.
>>3137735
Fixing/repairing things.
>>3137746
Alright, alright, now you're getting silly. You can't have tall people inside you. It's physically impossible.
>>3137744
I think most people would beg to differ. It's nice not having to work towards something every once in a blue moon.
>>3137768
I'm pretty sure its magic, or something like that.
>>3137701
The fat one was entertaining the first 2 months, but quickly became a headache. The skinny one, although his meals were delicious, got bland after having spaghetti for 2 months straight.
Though, I often miss their company.
>>3137748
If it makes you feel better she remembers you and we were talking about you.
>>3137768
I do it better. Plus I build the things I repair
>>3137736
I did not mean making it, child. I meant for one person to eat.
I think I will just make enough for everyone. That way no one is left out.
> * Toriel hums to herself while cooking with fire magic.
>>3137744
Do you not think others should be allowed to express that joy and love though?
>Whoa, I had deja vu again. Have we done this before?
>>3137748
It would not be leeching at all. I am happy to help.
As for how I have been... Ah, I am just trying to find something to do with myself now that my children are off running around for the summer.
> * Toriel laughs a little.
Mostly I have just been in my own garden, planting and growing and all those kinds of things. I have been seeing Asgore a lot more often as well.
>>3137768
But if you work towards something and put effort into what you're doing you can reach for the stars in no time! The moment you actually touch the stars you'll see that! It's the best feeling! It's also euphonic!
>>3137773
Let's find out!
>he takes your face off
>>3137785
Your claims are invalid because you can't back them up.
Quick show of hands. How many of you would go to homecoming with me if you could? Don't be shy now.
>>3137798
Perhaps if you had no one else to go with?
But I think you could find a much better partner than an old lady like me...
>>3137795
>Another face pops up
Did you really have to do that?
>>3137798
I'm pretty sure i'd get arrested...
>>3137795
>Your claims are invalid because you can't back them up.
Can you back up your claiming of girls wanting your D?
>>3137807
So wat if I ripped your dick off? Would the hole form into Kneesock's vagina or something?
>>3137791
I'll eat it all, I promise! I won't let a single bite go to waste!
>>3137794
I've already done that! I've become the best mechanic in the whole wide world!
>>3137798
Fuck you.
>>3137807
>he kisses the bearded man
Huh...interesting.
>>3137817
How about we don't find out, I like my little All Might where it is.
>>3137795
I can back them up. How else do you think I could keep up the numbers of my Jack Bots after failed attempts against the goody two shoes monks? I don't have unlimited resources to keep building more
>>3137798
>slowly raises hand
You would be a second option... but only as a friend..
>>3137798
Probably not me, I'd rather be the one teaching you how to ditch out real despair and the best way to do that is to face you. You're a bit lacking in some of those aspects of yours ufufu!
>>3137808
I'm pretty sure Filia wants my D.
>>3137821
...Yeah, now please don't kiss me again, I don't swing that way, bucko.
>>3137791
No, that's not the same thing! I want them to express it just not randomly and if they do, express it with the perfect partner! Like I do with my dear Euph-kun!
>Probably not.
>>3137798
I'm not sure if I know you, so I would say no.
>>3137821
So you did it once and you never want to do it ever again? That's pretty lame if you ask me, and I'm not trying to be mean or anything. If you were a cool guy, you would do it over and over again!
>>3137798
Depends if it ends with my innocense ruined and defiled?
>>3137775
...She does?
>She smiles softly
That's...I don't even know how to describe how much of a relief it is.
>>3137791
But I wouldn't be able to give back.... Oh, you garden, Miss Toriel? I must've forgotten.
>>3137823
I assumed it was either the ghost or the cat girl.
>>3137832
>he takes this face off
>>3137833
How can I become better at something I already excel at?
>>3137830
But your D belongs to Gundam Tanaka, right?
>>3137845
...Could you do me a solid and rip another one off, I'm not quite ready yet.
>>3137821
Impressive appetite!
Well, do not worry. It will be done soon. Just wait a little longer, okay?
>>3137833
>i dunno, mang. this feels really familiar
Maybe that is their perfect partner? You really do not know unless you ask....
>>3137840
Yes, indeed. I have started a bit of a garden around my home. Not entirely on my own. There are plenty of helping hands around~. I have the Underground to thank for that, ultimately.
>>3137834
Heh! Yours maybe... and is anyone truly innocent in this disgusting world?
>>3137845
Because first you have to push it to the limit and when you hit the limit, you have to raise it!
>>3137853
Oh, I like this one! Stay as this one, please!
>>3137845
You realize if you keep saying flat out stupid shit people will take you less seriously than they already do, right?
>>3137853
>honks boobies
>rips your face off
>>3137840
It seems like she remembers everything... except units of times..
>>3137850
He won't take it, so no.
>>3137858
BUT I'M HUNGRY NOW!
>>3137860
You're makin' me tired just from listening to you. I don't have the energy to keep up.
>>3137868
Yeah bu-
>>3137872
-Zach, it seemed someone has ripped our face off...
>>3137858
Ah, you...I confess, I'd entirely forgotten you'd lived underground.
>>3137874
Well, neither of us were too good at that.
HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEEHHEHHE
>>3137858
I don't think one person is supposed to have multiple perfect partners! It's just like an instrument, there is that one that's sitting in a music room waiting for you! Love and music is the very same thing!
>>3137878
I thought it was really simple. I mean if I can understand it, you could be able to do the same.
>>3137879
oh hey dude, here
>>3137883
You guys are hopeless...
>>3137859
Of course there are pure beings, I'm amongst them. So is that pitiful mortal that's hiding in the dark of space and time.
>>3137888
what?
>>3137891
Much appreciated, Mister Faceless.
>>3137870
Nothing I've said could be considered stupid.
>>3137879
NO!
>he keeps ripping your face off
PLEASE COME BACK TO ME!
>>3137902
Top 30 Jhin world mate.
>>3137906
Everything you've said can be considered stupid
>>3137906
...Can you not, I'm still setting up shop.
>>3137908
If it's because they're silver V that doesn't mean shit with you gaining mastery points no matter what.
>>3137899
Purity is nothing but a myth, Kurumi-chan. Thinking otherwise is nothing but naivety
>>3137774
Everything is best in moderation, after all. If you made friends with them I am sure they would love to see you again as well.
Sans in particular is very funny~.
>>3137878
> * Toriel gives you a stern look.
Tsk, tsk....
You should not rush these things. If you complain any more I will not give you seconds.
>the timer rings
Ah, there it is!
>>3137883
It did happen a lot time ago, so as I have said, I am not surprised there are few who remember that.
No worries, Elly~.
>>3137889
That, I agree with partially. Perhaps only try one person at a time. But you never know who is the "perfect" one until you give them a chance. I thought I would be with Asgore for a lot longer before...well, before we had our disagreements.
>>3137889
I can, but you're sucking the energy outta me.
>>3137920
But at least it's more intelligent than anything you've ever said.
>>3137921
LET'S HAVE SEX!
>>3137923
I know I am not as good as you LF.
Just let me be.
>>3137921
>rips the next 4 faces off
rolling for Linkle
>>3137929
FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!
>>3137938
Not Lf.
>>3137936
WHAT? GOD N-
>>3137940
>Gets Roger
Ey sweet cheeks.
>>3137924
Then you're calling me naive and a myth, yet here I am right in front of you, girly~!
>>3137938
>Not me, my man.
>>3137895
What do you mean by that??
>>3137929
I could never stand....
>She shudders slightly
How can anything grow underground?
>>3137929
It's trial and error a lot of times! You have to try out multiple instruments before reaching the chosen one, but there is a chance that you lay your eyes on one and instantly fall in love with it, or maybe even return to an old one for one last try!
>>3137936
Hey! I'm trying to be energetic here so I can share all that energy with you! Don't try to make it look like I'm stealing it, when I'm trying to give it to you!
>>3137949
>puts 2 of them back on
reroll
>>3137936
You have a wit as sharp as swiss cheese
Well, evidently my claim of "just a few minutes" was slightly understated. Now, while I've not made improvements in quite some time, I'd be more than happy to make up for our refused host from before. Unless, of course, someone else would rather, in which case I'd gladly host immediately after them.
>>3137949
>he keeps ripping of your faces
JUST
>>3137962
I'm not getting any of it. I'm slowly dying from a lack of energy because you're taking it all from me.
>>3137929
I suppose that is true. If I see them again, perhaps they will feel the way I do.
>>3137945
Food you say? Would you like some eyes of death?
>>3137964
Yeah, anon, buddy, I don't think that's how the whole face thing wooorks.
>>3137969
>Face gets ripped back to Karen
Can you just stop? Pretty please?
>>3137969
Come on, it's not that bad. If I stay close enough to you, I'm sure a few drop of my energy will fly over to you, to fuel your hopes and dreams!
>>3137945
I told you to calm down!
> * Toriel loads a plate up with food, but doesn't serve it to you just yet.
You are not getting your food until you ask more politely. Understand?
>>3137961
Huh? Oh, no, no, Elly. I do not live underground anymore. I have my own house on the surface, though it is not far from the mountain where we were imprisoned.
>>3137967
That would be greatly appreciated, dear.
>>3137962
Exactly! We agree more than I initially thought, human.
> * Toriel smiles.
>>3137975
I will make sure to tell them you are still around, Mister...?
>>3137966
Your damn right I am.
>>3137975
N-No, I don't want that...not yet, that is.
>>3137981
Let's bang!
>>3137990
Oh, oh! Terribly sorry for the misunderstanding.
>She laughs awkwardly
I suppose that certainly does make more sense.
>>3137987
I don't think that's how energy works...
>>3137990
>he eats everything on the plate like a goddamn monster
More!
>>3137996
You'd wish for that, pitiful mortal. There's just no chance in the entirety that is eternity that'll make me kiss a foolish mortal girl~!
>>3137993
Listen, kiddo, I like your dedication, but no.
Very well, a new thread shall be up and linked as soon as post timers permit. I shall be hosting 24, unless I see fit to expand it.
>>3137993
Glad we've come to a conclusion. Never change troll doll, never change
>>3137990
>she bives gives a thumbs up full of energy
Great mind think a like, am I right? No, I'm just joking about that, my mind isn't that great! Wait, I didn't meant that yours also the same!
>>3138001
It's not that kind of energy, I mean the one that fills your heart and makes you move to take the next step in your plans!
>>3138005
>kisses the clock
>>3137990
Nito, first of the dead! And what might your name be?
>>3137993
Not yet? Keh! I see how it is, making my food offerings as a second resort!
>>3138025
>>3138025
>>3138025
Right this way, please.
>>3138010
Orgasm face
