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ERP - I wish an Isabelle would pop up edition
Stale bread: >>3119172
>>3122897
Thats in the past now anon, dont 8e silly
>>3122892
...
I dont actually remem8er mentioning that
Oh well!
I want a cutie to use my face as a chair !
Put that dick where I can see it, anon.
>>3122829
>He feels her nipple begin to swell and harden against his hands. Her body and her moans of approval were more than enough encouragement for him to push himself harder. He wraps both arms around the expanding nub and embraces it with his entire body, rubbing it up and down as hard as his little body can manage.
Where the party at?
THIS IS THE WORST THREAD EVER I BLAME THE IRC
>>3122923
Cutie, I want to use your face as a cha-
>realizes he just flirted with it
OH GOD NO
>projectile vomits his breakfast onto the pavement
Fucking Youmu deceiving me with cute pictures! Fuck off, you neomillenial Californian wretch!
>>3122872
>He blushed as their eyes met after hearing her rather sweet words.
Ah...That's my only wish too. I want us to be happy together. So far I couldn't be any happier, Iowa..
>He sheepishly gave her a smile and kissed her cheek.
Didn't mean to be dense or anything. I'm just in a really good mood right now. Pardon my touchy-feely nature~
>>3122944
It's Discord now.
>>3122947
c-californian ?
>>3122944
Dude lighten up
>>3122949
The what now?
>>3122872 (BB-61)
Well, I suppose it's partly because of all the trouble you go through with all of us. Besides "...America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand." I've got a bit of a soft spot for history as well.
>He starts to move around the kitchen gathering and chopping veggies, getting the soup started and the macaroni boiling
Stop shitposting, start posting avas
http://wallpapereditor.com/
>wake up
>LD lost their shit like a child again
kek
>>3122929
H-Hotaru? I thought you wanted dagashi!
>>3122872
You can serve in anyway?
>He turns away for a moment to cough
A taxing duty such as this carries stress on me. Perhaps you have methods of relaxation that will most likely benefit me greatly.
>>3122975
>>3122960
That chat service for gaming that's also a botnet? The IRC's just dead now.
>>3122995
I never have enough you know?
>tfw 8eing ignored again
Hurts just a little 8it
>>3122975
>Stop shitposting
>start posting avas
>wallpapereditor
Literally just the same thing with a different skin.
>>3123004
You dirty girl, always wanting more...~
>>3122955
Stop posting such fappable pictures, you space cadet!
>>3122929
(Shy Anon)
W--WHAT?!
>>3122861
>Having never really been affectionate, Toph recoils a little and blushes. Her body heats up and she smiles
I-I guess, no ones ever really told me that. Hear have another~
>She then leans over and kisses you right back.
>>3122872
Oh really, well I like to be very thorough with my massages, especially with someone who has a body as great as you! Now lie down.
>Toph lies you on your back and hovers over you. She leans in and lightly licks your breast before moving up to the nipple. Her tongue swirls around until it gets hard and when it does, she moves over and repeats with the other breast. Her fingers gently tweak each one as the girl plants your body with small kisses as she reach down to your tummy. Her dainty hands grace your torso and her tongues circles around your navel.
Mmmm, you are so perfect...
Magic show delayed from tonight to maybe next weekend guys.
Gives me more time to think up ideas
I can't wait for it. Loves and kisses!
>>3123036
I'm sorry, I'll go play video games then
>>3123042
You gave me the magic today making LD cry again, babe. It's all good.
>>3123022
I thought I would be able to get over my problem with candies but it only made it worse
>>3123038
Why are you so shy? I won't hurt you unless I feel the need to bite a bit
Says the fatass drunk
>>3123093
>so butthurt you're broadcasting how dumped you are
You know this makes you look worse, not DMG right?
>>3123086
So now you're addicted to cocks~?
>>3122975
>>3123093
Woah hey 8a8e, youre steppin in on my turf, makin shitty drama is my thing yknow
...
I mean
Was!
>>3123093
Trying to pick a fight, LD?
Go back to shitposting Iowa, you fucking coward.
>missed nozomi
>looks like all that's gonna go on today is LD crying
Fuck
>>3123093
literally the only person who could deal with your autism is done with you
chug bleach.
>>3123126
Well Iowa and a lot of other girls are here, just ignore the shitposting.
>>3123108
He's a sorry excuse for human life
I've got no regrets
>>3123120
cool, you wanna fuck again sometime?
>>3123121
>>3123126
>>3123129
I'm just gonna summarize all these with a
yh ok
>>3123086
B--BECAUSE WE'RE JUST FRIENDS! We are...O--our relationship is NOT that clo...close!
>>3123140
Why won't you leave?
>>3122948
I know you didn't mean to be dense...most idiots don't realize their own idiocy. Why the cheerfulness though? I mean you always seem like this around me, but you certainly seem a bit better now!
>She beamed at his little kiss. As she talked, she took both of his hands into her owns intertwining their fingers.
>>3122973
Trouble? I don't see it as any trouble...it's just my duty! And bringing up Truman like this, hah! After all the controversy with Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Tsk tsk! But it's alright, I'm glad to see a man respect his past.
>She hummed to herself one of her many themes, naval in origin this time. Her head bobbed to the beat of her melodic rhythm, watching him dart back and forth in his duties.
Oh, can I do anything for you? I'd hate to just sit here and watch you know.
>>3122998
Hmm hmm~ I think I might know what you have in mind.
>Iowa slowly and deliberately takes her time to walk behind him and out of view. Around his waist he could feel her powerful hands wrap themselves around and a distinct pillowy softness press against the back of his head.
Something like this?
>>3123041
Back? Certainly.
>She lets the weight of her body fall onto the cool dew-filled grass below as she blots out the sun with a hand over her eyes. A small yelp escaped her throat when she felt the sweltering tongue cover across her gigantic mound, tightening the grip of the ground once again. Her pink bud jumps up into the teeth awaiting it, evidence of the ship's arousal. Around her taut belly, Iowa sucks inward at the tickling feeling. She reaches her hand outward to try to pet Toph though her vision is obscured by the peaking light as well as her own opposite hand blocking it out.
Perfect? Such compliments...you're not half bad yourself! Although I can't see much...
>>3123086
Are you hotaru of old? because they retired and Morrigan picked her up
>>3123154
Because you keep replying.
This place is great
>>3123154
Why wont (You) stop shitposting
>>3123140
I guess that would 8e cool, you free now?
>is this my life now?
I think i mostly only erp with avas, even though i try to get it on with anons, 8ut it always seems like theres only that 1 dude thats into me
Ah well, typefucking is still typefucking
>>3123113
Oh my ~ what's with that kinky tone of yours?
>>3123147
We are friends! So feel free to ask anything anytime
>>3123041
Everything about you is perfect. Your soft skin, You voice, even you attitude. Especially when you show your soft side.
>The hand moving over the abdomen while still kissing her
I could kiss you for days.
Want me to go a step further?
funny how mechanon, one of the most chill people in the thread, said yesterday ld was worse than nue and then here he goes again
>>3123155
I guess I'm just more happy to see you than usual. Maybe it's the fact that we have the entire day to ourselves.
>He nodded, intertwining his fingers with her and holding her hand, placing a small peck upon her soft lips.
I really do love you..
>>3123185
>I hold anything I was about to say
...Do you think it's proper for friends to make out?
>>3123197
a lot of people think LD is worse than Nue
Should I plaaaay... Oooor...
Naap?
>>3123155
>Surprised, he couldn't help but blush. With his girlfriend, he never did such behaviors so boldly.
A hug!? Y-you don't need to go through this trouble for myself.
>Under his breath though, he murmured the following
I think being in your warm, beautiful embrace is nice though...
>>3123213
But Ld is actually good at rp!
>>3123185
I dunno, I think you're just hearing things~.
How are you feeling today, Hotaru-chan?
>eats the burger
>>3123234
LOL
>>3123200
Hehe~ I can tell you know...we didn't finish what we started a few days ago you know...want to get on that?
>She moved it to whisper into his ear her final words, backing away with a quick smile.
>>3123219
Which do you prefer? Ask yourself that, you already know the answer!
>>3123227
Hm...like it that much?
>Her arms gently squeezed him at irregular intervals, bringing him closer and just a bit further away with each pulse. Her head came to rest upon his shoulder, chin digging inwards as she rocked from side to side.
Glad to hear you like it! Is this enough though?
>The fingers of her locked hands gently rap upon his naval through the cloth of his shirt.
>>3123155
Well, I suppose it may have been in a bit of poor taste considering how many of your fellow shipgirls are Japanese, but to be fair a lot of history ends up like that. It's more about what you learn from it, since you can't change it.
>He tosses her a few apples and a peeler before getting back to work on some pie dough, starting to swing himself around the place to her hummed tune.
I suppose it would get boring to just sit around and watch though. They're not potatoes,but I think given the military background, you ought to be used to that sorta duty.
>He smiles and laughs a little
>>3123219
Go to sleep!!!!!!!!
Hiya everyone!~
What's new?
and... What are you listening to?
>>3123219
Plu plu, let's play hide the weenie.
>>3123265
I like naaaps, but I also like you..~
>>3123274
You have something in your haair..
>>3123290
Both are me.
Just posted in quick succession.
>>3122975
Wouldn't be worth it for 3 pictures.
>>3123278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EOWfvX2czw
Guess the ava and win a prize
>>3123308
DMG?
>>3123286
Huh?
>vriska puts her hand on her head and accidentally impales her hand on her own horn
Not fucking again
See?
This is what you have achieved
>>3123265
Mmm, we didn't?
>He practically shivered as her sultry voice whispered into his ear.
J-Jeeez, you sure know how to drive a man crazy..
>He pat her head and smiled, continuing to hold her hand.
I don't care what we do, as long as it's with you.
>mfw virra's discord is shit talking me and they don't know I'm there on an alt
fucking kek man
>>3123278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpcWyogd8DY
>>3123278
Chaos and carnage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T57LuR8VyFg
>>3123278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isVvlptwaI8
>>3123322
>you're happy this is how you spend your saturday
fucking kek man
>>3123308
Whore
>>3123155
>Toph giggles as you try to pet her.
Heh, well I can't see at all~!
>The petite brunette then crawls over your body and her smiling face meets with your. She lowers her self and pecks you on the lips. She then kisses your cheek, then your other cheek and finally plants her lips on yours and gives you a deep kiss. Toph slowly leans back and licks the saliva away from your mouth.
Mmm~ I just needed a little taste.
>>3123190
S-stop it Anon, you haven't seen me that much you big dork~
>She the takes your arms and nods her head.
Y-yeah.
>>3123308
josuke higashikata
>>3123322
>implying it's not all true
>>3123323
Are you the nigger that posted their Lone Digger awhile back? I've been listening to the shit out of them since somebody posted it here.
>>3123308
I'm not even going to try without a hint! But interesting song.
>>3123323
Oooh, I love this song. Caravan palace is okay but super repetitive.
>>3123265
>Being nurtured within her arms, he relaxes and shows a slight smile.
I care so much for others, I forget the good vibes that arrive with being the recipient of such kind deeds.
>Feeling her breasts pushing against his back, the soldier shows sign of agitation and whispers to himself
"Oh no, this is bad. If her soft chest keeps pushing against me like this..."
>>3123335
>I gulp
I--I don't need to make out at least. And I don't think you do.
>>3123318
>>3123341
>>3123346
BACK TO THE SHADOW REALM I GO
btw taking a break from thread until shit cools over
K thanks bye <3
>>3123278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aSCPmabRpM
>>3123278
I'm gonna be lazy when I write about you
even though.. it takes all my might
https://youtu.be/PPiFIejACyg
>>3122975
What if I only have one ava?
>>3123367
Alright, good taste by the way DMG. Catch you later.
>>3123386
Just do this
>>3123367
>triggering the monster you created then leaving us to deal with it
Can't you stick around and egg him on until he kills himself at least? Why do you get to be free of this but we have to suffer it?
>>3123322
Fuck me!
Fuuuucccckkkkkkkk meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
>>3122975
>>3123386
Well, I only erped here as Erza, but other three girls are from F-list (which are deleted) and feel kinda nostalgic.
>>3123278
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AEKbFMvkLIc
Guess who I am
Here's a hint: I am currently going anon and I was here last night.
Are these still being posted?
>>3123390
That one is probably my favorite of theirs too.
So cheery.
>>3123373
What
>>3123372
Th-thank you mr mantis
--
Also I'm listening to everything else posted.
>>3123412
>Peach was Curly
You sure do got it in you to be delicious, if only you'd erp a bit more often.
>>3123367
Is that a euphemism for "I'm finally gonna kill myself like the worthless sack of shit I am"
You're a pathetic, overweight excuse for a life and you drown it in a bottle of russian denial
fucking off yourself
>>3123415
I'm not gonna try
and make it all even
even though I know how
>>3123402
Fuccs u
*u like this*
>>3123282
Okaaay!
Wher's it hidden..?
>>3123319
Umm.. It's still in your hair...
>>3123268
Hah, no I'm more than proud of the fact we showed them whatfor. The Nips were a bit out of their mind back then, but it's okay now! After all I got Sugar out of it.
>As she extended her palms outward into a shrug, she catches the tool. Bouncing it between her hands playfully, Iowa picks up an apple and with quick efficiency removes the skin and tosses the useless appendage into the garbage nearby, letting the naked apple sit to her left. She continues her melodic tune as she works, occasionally breaking step to talk.
I've peeled more potatoes than you can imagine sir.
>>3123286
Hm...well that's certainly a conundrum. Maybe we can take a nap together?
>>3123321
Hah, alright. Then let's sit here like statues and not say anything, alright?
>She giggles to herself as she pulls upon his sleeve.
Surely you had to have something in mind~
>>3123345
Sun blinding you that much?
>Through her squinting eyes, Iowa was able to make out the girl before she straddled her waist. The sudden maneuver gave her a bit of a startle, but it wasn't anything that rattled her. Upon the ground she received the kiss and opened her mouth to the attacker, giving her mouth a quick lick of her floating tongue as the once waving arm found her back and pushed Toph inwards further.
Just a little?
>Iowa leaned up to give her another kiss before crashing back to earth.
>>3123360
>Feeling him surrender his tension, she tightened him further and near shoved him between the softness of her bosom.
Hearing those words uplifts my heart you know!
>She plants a quick kiss on his cheek from behind before letting go of his waist, freeing him to the world once again.
Glad to see such a man serve with all his heart.
O shit what the fuck is going on in here?
>>3122778 #
(Sorry for the slow replies, hectic on my end)
>The man was a bit flustered, but also turned on as Toph's put her filthy sole on his face. He could practically smell everywhere she had been, and soon he was about to taste it.
A-arrogant brat.
>He gives her foot a little lick, and immediately grimaces. All he could taste was dirt, with a tiny hint of footsweat.
>>3123345
>Puts hand under her panties and starts to rub against her clitoris
I might not have known you for a long time, but I know how to make you feel good.
>Slowly takes off her panties and starts to eat her out
Tell me if it feels good. Alright?
>>3123428
Surprise!
I would ERP more here if it wasn't so shitty most of the time, you can catch me in discord though!
That being said, when it dies down I do come here from time to time, you can probably expect me sometime soon
>>3123448
>rolls by
(Oh, well since others are too I suppose. But it's no big shock I think, I've already posted it once)
>>3123429
Oh, it's okay. I don't really want to anyway. Too much waiting.
>>3123438
It's going up your ass, darling!
-
Also here's the best roster
>>3123485
>I would ERP more here if it wasn't so shitty most of the time, you can catch me in discord
>>3123447
>He pouted.
Hmmph, I didn't mean it like that..
>He looked down and blushed, then smiled faintly. Hip grip upon Iowa's hand tightened.
Well then, shall we go to your quarters, love?
>>3123494
Git back here you schweinhund!
>>3123501
>Implying I'm wrong
If you don't wanna, I have an email.
>>3123496
Is the neko fun?
>>3123447
You can be the pillow, theen!
>>3123498
H-huuh...
>>3123496
>>3123447
T-thanks!
Your heavenly bosom was like a pillow that wanted to never let me go.
>He scratched the back of his head and laughedm
However, there must be something I can do for you in return. Your body and smile both have their own natural beauty. A good human being would gladly help to see certain that their glimmer remains, like a garden.
>>3123535
>>3123485
Nah, I don't use or ever will discord. I'll just hope things get more lewd here in general again.
Post them cowtit avas friends
Iowa's already got like 5 people and sure to fuck this fuckboy fox next, I need some fresh blood.
>>3123547
>>3123547
I love this smug cat.
>>3123551
me too Anon, I think we all do
>shrug
>>3123547
That fucking cat.
>>3123552
(Does this count? Also: I'm not sure if I'll be able to play tonight.)
>>3123547
Hiya kitter!
Long time no see.
>>3123552
>>3123006
I'm too tired to do nazi, and the adidas and ushanka I'm wearing are whispering to me to drink vodka and get a lada, coincidentally I also want to play CS:GO on Euro servers, yell RUSH BE CYKA BLYAT and it just so happens that I'm listening to the red army choir
I fail at nazi
>>3123569
What a healthy looking cow.
>>3123447
Well, considering it's one of my favorite ingredients, that's quite a few. I've seen Sugar around, but honestly of all the Nipships that've shown up again recently, I'm more enamored with the tracking down that elusory Cuteryuu.
>He slides the crust into the oven and starts to put many of the ingredients together. He sets up a skillet full of butter to get melting
That tough girl act is just adorable. However, sometimes you've just got to snuggle up to something homegrown. Those other ships, they haven't got the right appetite.
>>3123577
(The villager you were raping last night here, I don't mind. After all, we have the archive to continue our session from whenever we meet again)
avas aren't stupid enough to send eachother rl pictures are they?
they would just get posted during weekly drama
>>3123505
Ahah~ I know dear, I'm just teasing you. You only had to ask!
>She tugs on his arms, immediately rushing him towards her large and comfortable quarters. Upon entering, her arm outstretches upwards to jostle the muscles within.
Ah~! So...hehe~ What'd you have in mind? Tell me each and every intricate detail.
>>3123530
Pillow? Uh...sure, I don't mind. Where's your bed at though?
>>3123545
For me? Hm...
>Iowa scratches her head trying to think of something.
I'm not really one for want you know. Simply being in the presence of such wonderful men is more than enough for me.
>>3123587
Since when have we had a Sona?
>>3123447
Nope, just blind.
>Toph grins as you lean up and start to kiss her. She then rolls to your side and sighs as a single finger glides across your smooth skin. It then slides down your body and her hand starts to roll around your inner thigh.
>>3123454
(Don't worry)
Don't pretend you don't like it!
>She then places her foot on your stiffening cock and rolls it along the sole of her foot. As the images of your member became clear, her body wiggles a bit and her mouth starts to salivate.
>>3123457
Hah~ah~
>She makes cute little moans as you play with her pink button. Her folds start to get a little wet and you can feel her whole body twitch.
I-it feel reaaal good~
>>3123552
what about a fat ass?
>>3123552
>>3123616
Don't kid yourself! You must have stress of your own, hm? Is there a beach around here that we could go to?
>>3123616
>He was slightly startled when Iowa took his hand and rushed him towards her familiar quarters, but he soon smiled and started to chuckle as they ran together. As soon as they arrived, he wrapped an arm around her waist.
Hmm, I don't have anything particular in mind...Though, I do wish to do something different~ Any ideas, love?
>>3123552
> sure to fuck this fuckboy fox next
Quite rude.
But have some tits.
>>3123552
(Should I?)
>>3123577
(Finally! Though it's a shame you can't play, I'm just glad to finally see you in the thread, haven't been able to catch you at all...)
>>3122896
>>3123579
Good afternoon little fox,
I see you've missed our little talks.
I apologize for my prolonged absenteeism,
I look forward to continuing my erotic deism.
Unfortunately for now I'm rather swamped,
So I'll have to cut short our reuniting prompt
I'll see you again rather soon,
We'll have our tussle beneath the moon.
>>3123671
I want a Misaki
>>3123626
you want a sona?
>>3123686
I wish to have sex
With this cat's fat ass
We may fuck later
>A haiku by anon.
>>3123633
You sound really cute when you moan like that.
I’m going to make you moan all night long~
>He removes his pants, revealing his fully erect cock
>He starts to prod the entrens of her vergaina with his penis
Common, moan for me. Tell me how much you want this~
>>3123686
Why are all Cheshire Cats so damn lewd?
>>3123691
I wanna put it in her mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaIW0URYK8o
>>3123712
>5, 5, 5
You fucking suck at haikus
>>3123705
Hyper-busty mute? Who wouldn't?
>>3123552
>>3123712
.....that isn't a haiku, anon
>>3123686
Well, that's quite a shame
Within you I wish to stake my claim
I simply feel the need to fill you with my seed.
Oh please, oh please. Later won't you satisfy my need?
>The fox boy huffs impatiently.
>>3123712
Dude add two syllables to the second line
Like her inviting ass
>>3123747
>mute
it can work?
>>3123714
Hah~ha~anon, st-stick in in already!
>Her body shakes and her body thrust upward as you tease her little slit.
>>3123767
There's a few Neo's that made mute work, I don't see why a Sona couldn't.
>>3123744
Five Five Five I said.
A Five Five Five haiku yes.
Five five and then Five.
>>3123643
Fat asses work just fine!
>>3123749
That reminds me I havent played her in forever
Fuck it I was here I'm gone
>>3123793
Same here anon.
>>3123552
Mr.Fudgie, death came quickly
Mrs.Fudgie, slow and sickly
Mangled spleen of Noriega
Log suck Off, yeah we betrayed ya
Crucified the Oral Swallow
Bested Techno, threats were hollow
Bozo waged his mortal combat
Edna Grambo raped with wombat
I can rhyme too.
Post yfw you aren't Burchard
>>3123780
Oh, how can I say no to that?
>With a massive thrust, the dick whent deep within her.
Now where are those beautiful lips of yours~?
>He starts to pound her while while kissing her intensively
>>3123829
why?
>>3123815
>slips a packet of pop rocks into your open mouth
>>3123808
Hey~ How's life treating you?
>>3123815
>Edna Grambo raped \by a/ wombat
>>3123829
>tfw capable of sympathy and empathy
>>3123608
>Iowa shrugs her hands outwards interrupting her peeling.
Well, what can you do. I'm sure eventually they'll come about but for now it's just me. And...yeah, I guess Ryu is alright. Always avoids me now though. Used to be so full of bluster but now she's just putty between my hands. And I can be tough too you know! Don't just go thinking she's better than me. I'll put her in her place.
>>3123633
Mmm~ Blind, huh?
>As she falls to the wayside, Iowa takes a quick notice of her pure white irises.
Ah...you certainly didn't seem that way.
>Iowa twists her thigh to the side to allow Toph a bit more access. She herself reaches out to poke at the massaging girl's protruding chest.
>>3123650
Hm...a beach? Oh certainly! There's one right by the base in fact not too far over there. We have a lot of training drills on the sand out there...interested in going then?
>>3123652
Sorry dear, I'm just painfully dull...
>Iowa returned his hug in kind. With a tug she pulled him onto the bed, falling onto the soft sheets together.
>>3123793
You're killing me with those tits.
>>3123829
>>3123845
That's fine, dear...
>They fell onto the soft and springy bed together, gazes staring deep into each other's eyes. He gently caressed Iowa's cheek and pulled her into a loving kiss, wrapping his arms around her waist.
Lurking I guess. Gonna play the video games.
Side kek about LD blowing up because of the character DMG plays in Overwatch. Reminds me of my dota days. MOBA players are weirdos~
>>3123756
>All that he can hear is the haunting laughter without a visible source lost within the dense forest of the Cheshire's wooded home.
>>3123815
I wanna kiss your tummy !
>>3123842
That's really something many seem to lack here, all the shitposters and trolls first hand especially.
>>3123868
Number one Tenryuu fan is stalking your lurking
>>3122923
I want you to use my face as a chair.
>>3123879
Even bigger a fan than Tatsuta? That'd be a feat.
>>3123829
>Getting involved.
>>3123845
I think I would gladly go with you. We don't even need to strip down if you don't want to. Each other's company and the zen of the ocean will be more than enough.
>>3123877
Aye. I just wish more players had enough self-respect to disregard partners that blatantly have none for them.
>>3123845
Oh look, an Iowa~ How about that offer to let me lick clean your sweaty, smelly feets?
>>3123845
Eh? I think you've misunderstood my meaning. You're homegrown, BB-61. Besides, no one else has quite got the stamina you do.
>He sets the pasta in a cast iron dish and starts mixing a few different cheeses in before crusting it in bread crumbs and setting it in the oven, pulling out the pie crust. He starts breading the steaks before plopping them into the buttered skillet to pan-fry.
Besides, if I wasn't interested in you, do you really think I'd be cooking?
Sup niggas
>>3123835
Shit~mmmph~fu~!
>She continues to cry out in pleasure as you lean in and lock lips with her. Her tongue slides all over your mouth and her lips start to suck and pull on yours. Her pussy tightens around you and it she start to squeal as you force it into her.
>>3123845
Well I've been blind my whole life so it's not a big deal to me~
>Toph's finger starts to stroke your slit through the panties and she stops to play with your pink little button. Here eyes then widen as you poke at her.
Hey, I'm the one making you feel good here!
>>3123840
Fokken great actually
You?
The fuck's up , niggas?
>>3123812
>>3123848
Should I play her? idk, I'm not really feeling too well but I guess I could
>>3123995
About to go see a way better hologram in NYC
>>3123999
I'm fine with waiting around until you feel better.
>>3123983
I'm fine hot and tired, but fine.
I'm I already asked but I wonder if it gets hot in the summer
>>3123968
>The pounding start to pick up speed
Ha~ you’re so beautiful.
I'm going to fill that womb of yours with my cum. You like that, wouldn’t you?
And I’ll make you cum until you can’t think strait.
.
>>3124011
Oh yea? What holo?
When you think degeneracy can't go worse you otherkin seem to make drama over a relationship between two homosexuals and shitposting.
You really are a bunch of pathetic wastes. Most of you should visit a shrink and just kill yourself after that's done or even better, just set your life straight instead of being here.
>>3124016
Ey, thanks
It's been a really fucking awful week for me, only good thing that's happened this week is overwatch
>inb4 shitposts about blogging or whatever I dont even give a fuck anymore
>>3124037
Pretty sure he's talking about Miku, Pac
>>3124037
Hatsune Miku and friends
>>3124025
Ebinland?
Nah, summer's not even here yet.
As we say here, "Summer, it's the warmest day of the year"
Another good one is: "Summer's the time of the year with the least amount of snow"
>>3124041
I will literally start paying you to post.
>>3124041
yh ok
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY
>>3123962
Nigga? Aren't you white, Mr. Bones?
https://discord.gg/012UCxucVbIW5GiRw
i made a discord channel for /trash/ and there's an ERP room in there if you guys wanna ERP in there
>>3124046
>>3124047
Booooooooo
h-how do i erp
*unzips dicks*
like so?
>>3124041
I'm setting my life straight, this is just my way of easing my way there.
And besides, pretending to be something I'm not is a fun break from reality, y'know, no responsibilities and all that.
>>3124044
Which DMG bought for you
>>3124031
>Her petite body squirms under your body. She then does a gesture with her hands pieces of Earth take hold of you and pins you to the wall. The girl then skips over and starts to grind on you with her soft butt.
Ahh~ I bet you thought you were gonna cum in me huh Anon? Hehe~
>She then uses her powers to pin you on the floor and walks over you. She crouches down and puts your cock snugly in her folds before sliding it along her.
Mmmm~ such a thick cock!
>>3124075
We already have the threads for that.
>>3124094
Nah, ya gotta unzip someone else's dick.
>>3124096
We hate eachother so I don't even know why she did that
>>3124041
Vino
>>3123867
>As she hit his body springing upwards, Iowa let him toy with her. Like a blanket covering his form she enveloped him with the sensual heat that spread through to his body even though their still attached clothing. With a suddeness she was brought into his oral embrace. Her mouth parted to allow him further access as her more exploratory hands began to flutter around the outside of the chest she was so familiar with.
>>3123906
That sounds rather enjoyable. Please, follow me.
>With a courteous demeanor, she escorted him towards the fast expanse of a beach remote for them to enjoy. Luckily, she had always brought her duffle bag filled to the brim with supplies for their expedition. Unfurling a towel, she took a seat and patted the side. Iowa crossed her legs over themselves, sitting straight up as she took in the deep blue.
Ah...a nice way to spend a day if I may say so!
>>3123935
My feet? Oh...I did offer, didn't I? Um...hm...
>Iowa double thinks her offer. Not wanting to seem like a prude, she shrugs and reluctantly agrees.
You can remove my boot if you wish.
>She extended her dark red naval boot, allowing him to remove the clothing piece.
>>3123952
Hey hey! I think I understood that...but never mind. You know I have my mind set here in the heartland. And you better damn well believe that! I have enough stamina for the entire army to march on my shoulders! Hah!
>Finished with the last of the peeled fruit, Iowa kicks herself up and off of the table top, waltzing over towards his position and viewing what he was doing from atop his shoulder.
Interested? Well...uh...hm. Knowing you, maybe you would! But ahah~ Thanks anyways~
>>3123968
Fufu~
>Iowa lets slip a little laugh at the sudden response she got out of the earthen woman. Her finger continued to dig into what it could from her position albeit with a reserved quality. The relaxing and arousing kneading and stroking of the delicate nethers between Iowa's legs caused her pause in her own toying. The knees spread themselves wider, allowing for an easier access as Iowa unhooks her skirt and discards the useless apparatus. Clad in her underwear with a hand buried underneath it, she laid upon the ground mewling underneath.
Ahn~ A-Alright, go to work then!
>>3123903
>>3124062
How much per post?
>>3124069
Prove me wrong.
You're just wasting your typefucking other social shut-ins and outcasts, even if you would go outside once in your life and talk to someone you would most likely find some real happiness instead of pretending you're happy to have fake sex like a degenerate.
>>3124095
Have you ever thought of just shutting you down from this place?
It'll be way better to see the light and get your life back in track. This degeneracy will only make you feel worse, you'll look back on your life when you get it on tracks and think about this derailment.
You'll look back in shame and think about how you wasted your otherkin life on it, even though getting life to work well is really easy.
>>3124126
Yes. I'm sorry for my shitposting but I do it with avatar so it's not shitposting.
>>3124074
>>3124074
YES,. BUT IM VERY DRUNK BITCH. PART 4 A BEST
>>3124125
Uh-huh
You guys reset every week, Nue
>>3124125
Why would someone buy a game for someone they hate?
>>3124075
>join this discord
>pic related
fucking kek man
>>3124153
Yeah right
>>3124157
That's what I'm asking
>>3124132
>He gets down his knees, slowly undoing her boot, and pulling it off of her foot.
If you're certain it's okay~ I won't be mad if you change your mind!
>He leans in close, giving her foot a deep smell as the boot is pulled off.
>>3124147
I see this as harmless fun, and I'm barely here in the first place.
This place is my last resort, something to do to kill time
>>3124173
Are you denying you guys don't? You two are fucking children, especially you. Why are you continuing this shit in a thread where literally no one cares, if not actively despises you posting your shit?
>>3124147
No not that, I wanted to say hi
>>3124141
>>3124031
(Sorry something came up have to go now. Nice to finally play with you Iowa!)
>>3124132
M-Mmmm~
>His lips and tongue continued to ravage hers, their saliva mingling as he became lost in a world of pleasure. Beginning to feel her supple body all around, moans spilling out of their engorged mouths, a sudden idea sprung up in his mind. He broke the sloppy kiss, saliva trailing heir lips, and spoke.
Iowa...Get on your knees for me. I have a surprise for you.
>>3124195
Ignore him. That's Izaya from the hunger games. He's hopelessly addicted to that place but they're so used to his bullshit he has to come here to get attention now.
>>3124197
We only broke up once and that was pretty much a joke
I fucking hate his guts now
and it's apparent he doesn't want to be anywhere near me
>>3124094
Just be yourself, Patchouli. I, for one, won't do something you don't want to, and I hope you respect me like that as well.
>>3124215
Great
Have nazi lolis and SEXY BEAST
D-Did this all really spawn from a game of Overwatch?
>>3123999
>>3124044
>>3124222
If this post is dubs DMG unblocks LD and they get back together and stop shitting up the thread
>>3124238
Thanks. I'd fuck that tank.
>>3124099
Ha ha~ I’m at your mercy then.
Do what you want with me, this cock will make you feel amazing no matter what.
>>3123903
Im the anon who helped make sure you picked Tenryuu and have been your fanboy ever since... i only realized i was your number one fan while talking to Iowa and Chloe this morning
>>3124173
How do you sleep at night knowing that this is what you do?
You fight over an e-relationship that is build up over typefucking like the greasy NEET's you are. Don't you realise that this is not the life your mother and father had planned when they decided to skip the condom for one night?
>>3124195
>>3124215
Ignore him. I'm Vino, pleased to meet you and great to hear that you're making your life a better reality.
When you do it you should join in and try to make all of these degenerates see the light.
>tfw somebody beat you to Iowa's feet
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>>3124206
(oh, didn't see that at first. Have fun with what ever you're going to do.)
>>3124190
Oh no, I'm fine with it. Just surprised you'd want too after all!
>Her small foot wiggled the toes in front of him as he leaned inwards, drenched in sweat from the heavy shoe that once covered it. Her large toe tapped at the side of his nose as she giggled from above.
>>3124206
(Oh no, it's okay! Sorry for taking so long! Have a nice day!)
>>3124209
>Eyes half shut as she loses her mind to the pleasure, the sudden stoppage was a jolt of electricity through her system waking her once again.
Ah...huh? What? My knees? Ah...alright, I suppose I can.
>Exiting the bed, she plopped downwards onto her knees nearly scuffing them on the carpet of the floor.
What did you have in mind?
>>3124240
LD has been shitposting for weeks now.
>>3124240
Wouldn't surprise me. I've been on both ends of raging at friends or being raged at by them during matches, but it's usually just an in the moment thing. Game is so fun it's almost fun to rage at.
>>3124132
>He keeps a close eye on the steaks and peels them off to a plate. He grips the apron right over his heart after the last statement.
Oh, critical strike BB-61. You're going to sink me at this rate. Baking maybe, but how many have you seen me cook for?
>He starts to ladle the soup out of one of the pots into bowls, moving his head against hers. After grabbing a set of mitts, he ducks down and pulls out the pan of mac and cheese.
>>3124260
3d sexy image
For you
>>3124266
I post nazi stuff
For fun
Nigger nobody is pleased to meet me
>>3124266
Ignore me? Nigger, you're the one who crapped out on me the other day when we were working the drawfags. I know you have the attention span of a gnat but please try to be less bad at shitposting.
>>3124297
It's such an easy game though, I dunno how anyone could rage at something so silly.
