HG thread
Unfortunately, there is no violence today.
>>3115648
Oooo, a robot!
>eh, it's busted. forget it.
>>3115648
Are you sure we shouldn't invite him....? I bet he'd like it... Plus a party of two is just lame
>>3115648
Alright, time to get breakfast, lunch and dinner
>Goes to spear fish some more
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3115648
How rude.
>>3115655 (Kaito)
Miss Patchouli has just done that much....
>>3115648
At least the night has something interesting. There is even various deaths compared to the first two.
>>3115705
What's with people and spearing fish? You know fruit's much healthier.
>>3115643
We don't have to go that far. When we see a poor animal on the side of the road, what do we do, give it a shelter, or give it the needle? I'll do what I can to help homeless, domesticated animals so that they can recover and live a fulfilling life.
>>3115666
I think your time is up. It's time to stop.
>>3115648
Still here to watch the fires
>>3115715
You kids sing your songs. I'm gonna cook.
>>3115648
Dam that adorable pink ball...
>>3115714
That's because she's Ms. Patchouli though.
>>3115715
You unbelievable....
>>3115726
Aw..
>>3115715
You think you could pose as a challenge against me, woman? Be amazed as the Sword of Sincerity cuts through your pathetic defense made up by lies!
>>3115715
The feast proves to be as brutal than ever.
>>3115715
Stay away from this treasure it... Makes you homicidal.
>>3115759
Hey, Gundam, check out this umbrella I fo-
Oh. Oh dear.
>>3115721
Why should I care? I'm not living forever. >>3115759
That was kinda fun.
>>3115744
So?
>>3115759
>Whimpers
Why must I be so unlucky?
>>3115759
• • •
Bastard.
Alright, I've returned.
>>3115759
Talking about lies...All the words you spoke to me previously just fell apart into nothing but a pile of lies.
>>3115778
>kissu
>>3115759
>le ebin oldfag meme
>>3115778
Ah, hello, Miss Patchouli.
>>3115778
>Blows Kiss
>>3115746
Enough playtime for today. How about you go out for a walk by yourself?
Has anyone seen my good for nothing fiancé?
>>3115817
>Parsee, plz
>>3115759
Out of the seven left, two still want to fight.
>>3115797
It describes perfectly of what happened there. I do not care how many people use it.
>>3115782
But it was an accident!
>>3115832
At least this can't be lethal.
>>3115778
Welcome back?
>>3115771
>drops katana
N-nothing personal k-kiddo...
>>3115817
Who the fuck are they supposed to be
>>3115771
>takes a deep breath then sighs.
ah, never mind.
>>3115778
Good evening Ms. Patchouli...
>>3115831
WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW!!!
>>3115832
I guess watching that Ex-Turk taught me something after all.
>>3115666
Canines are not the kind of companion I'm looking for, therefore I won't try to keep ties with you who shamefully behaves like one.
>>3115726
Do you realise the Annoying One isn't a real endangered beast who needs caring, right? Just a pathetic and bothersome mortal existence. Has your lesser mind been deceived by her puny act?
>>3115793
>incinerates with Royal Flare
>>3115800
Greetings, Elly.
Feeling well?
>>3115823
Probably not.
>>3115808
>sigh
Yes, hello. What do you want?
>>3115842
Thank you, Sakuya.
>>3115849
Good evening.
Still enjoying the ears?
>>3115832
Lord.... I didn't sign up to be a pilot.... Tell me I don't have to do any more flying today?
>>3115856
>McCree for life.
>>3115778
>>3115870
My future wi- I mean, greetings Patchouli! How is my savior faring today?
>>3115840
You know what else was a mistake? Wasting a single word to you.
>>3115832
Only two choices were picked during this arena. Did half of you make the right choice?
>>3115816
>takes riri-chan for a walk
>>3115817
We're all soldiers now.
>>3115859
You're gonna hurt someone with words like that.
>>3115823
I don't believe so, miss.
>>3115843
>She appears to be crying
>>3115849
Hmpf.
>>3115870
>She harrumphs softly, putting a hand on top of her hat
Beyond "that", and extreme lacks of luck....
If I wasn't a doctor, I wouldn't have been fine right now thanks to some stupid sword!
>>3115881
>>3115886
Damn it!..Next time.
>>3115881
You mean BarrelRoll.
>>3115885
You don't mean that.
>>3115886
C-Can I hide with you?
>>3115870
>>3115891
Great, why am I not surprised.
>>3115887
Such as? Because I couldn't care less about your feelings.
>>3115904
I'll barrel your roll.
>>3115904
>Don't you dis the combat roll.
>>3115886
Just a reminder.
>>3115921
I'll high your noon.
>>3115909
When did it ever occur such conversation that I didn't mean the very same way as the words left my mouth?
Never, so don't expect this situation to be something that it is not.
>>3115930
Hey, that's pretty good.
>>3115919
Because you didn't get your hopes up?
>>3115933
I'll Cow your Boy
>>3115920
I care about your feelings.
>>3115859
She's still a dog who doesn't know any better.
Capital punishment should only be handed down to the most serious offenses, if at all. Who are you to determine what creatures deserve to live and die?
>>3115887
I'm staying home! Go out by yourself and play in the park.
>>3115939
B-But we're conversation partners.
>>3115926
>Throws stun grenade, fan hammer, barrel roll, and fan hammer again.
I'm your huckleberry.
>>3115933
Overwatch is a glorified tf2 copy for 40 that only provides a reason for sfm makers to make hentai, prove me wrong.
>Protip: You cant
>>3115882
You again....
Tenryuu, was it?
Your records were a little unorganized, but don't worry, I re-organized them myself and went through roughly a quarter of the documents last night. Very intriguing stuff.
>>3115891
Well, what else is new? IT sounds mostly like the same old thing for you.
The ears will disappear tomorrow or the day after.
>>3115919
Just trying to be honest.
>>3115930
The dragon called spike will raise victorios!
>>3115952
Damn straight.
>>3115946
I'll feel your déjà vu.
>>3115930
These three will kill each other eventually.
>>3115955
Reaper doesn't have a penis.
>>3115955
Hats are replaced with waifus
>>3115955
>autistic Battlebore player
>>3115951
No, I'm Gundam Tanaka the Supreme Overlord of Ice. While you are nothing in my eyes.
Those are the things we are.
>>3115955
More selection and it plays more like FPS DOTA
>>3115957
Well is not like it was my job to take care of them! I don't really need to read 'em since I experienced those logs in real life you know?
>>3115971
Why would we? I'm very content with this.
>>3115977
I refuse.
>>3115977
u smel
>>3115949
>plays with self in the park
:^)
>>3115957
Essentially so, I suppose. I've been of a mind to get rid of my tail immediately, to be honest....
>>3115965
Seriously though, that's like all McCree players with the occasionally good ones.
>>3115971
How pathetic.
>>3115992
Finally, some quiet time for myself.
>>3115989
Y-You can't just refuse something that is a fact! You don't have such powers to bend reality!
>>3115991
And that is coming from a human. Simply laughable. From a human whose entire kind smells like failure.
>>3116015
Guess I'll just wait out here then.
>>3116026
I refuse. You and I are still conversation partners, you're being silly.
>>3116015
Pfffft, jokers.
>>3115949
I'm the Qeen of Nightmares Kuroneko! Who are you? Mortal who dares to question the will of the dark gods who entrusted me as their chosen one?
>>3115947
...Why?
>>3116005
He isn't very complex, but if you're going to be good, you have to be in the right place at the right time.
>>3115870
No, I can't touch them, and she hides most of the time, ugh.. this isn't as good as I pictured it.
>>3115891
Is that going to be your answer for a while?
>>3115983
It took up valuable reading time... Oh well.
Still, you're strong. So you have at least that going for you.
I always was intrigued by those that travel a lot.
>>3115996
I wouldn't recommend it.
this is why.
>she immediately grabs your tail
Sensitive, right?
>>3116026
>>3116030
I wanna refuse too!
Let's go to Homecoming, Tanaka!
>>3116015
An arena does not end it all but it does bring it closer.
>>3116017
You are vulnerable when using very damaging abilities most of the time, so you have to play weighing risk and reward.
>>3116055
N-No..
>>3116050
>>3116055
I remember Marx Soul being easy. Toooo eaasy...
>>3116023
>is actually just hiding in a nearby bush
>>3116032
You're my friend!
>>3116036
You mean get head shots since it literally takes two to three shots to the head to kill. That's if it's not any of the tanks, but he's great going up against them. McCree ava when?
>>3116060
>What is Bastion, Mei, Widowmaker
0 skill needed for high damage output.
>>3116055
I'm betting on the dragon. Don't you fuck up!
>>3116055
Why is it that this is only been useful as a finishing move.
>>3116070
Stop crying, you won.
>>3116030
That is not how it works! You are supposed to bend by my iron will and accept my demands!
You are talking to your superior, trash! I will not acquire more knives..uh...umbrellas in my back!
>>3116050
...What is a Homecoming?
>>3116097
But at what cost? I wasn't there to help her when she needed me.
>>3116097
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
So 36 I presume?
>>3116047
Damn right I'm strong! But I don't really travel that much, a few fights there a little massacre over there. I'm glad it's over you know? Lucky for you who is an spectator, I don't wanna see you get hurt.
>>3116077
.......
>>3116088
Bastion is slow, can have his fire reflected in sentry mode, have grenades spammed at him from where he can't fire back or his weakpoint attacked if someone sneaks up on him. Mei's effectiveness is significantly refuced at long range, and Widowmaker still has to hit and can't take much punishment in return, so if she is seen, she will either be driven off or die.
>>3116087
We have/had a McCree. Haven't seen him in awhile tho
>>3116108
I'd say 24 because of the amount of Posters left.
>Jasper
>>3116097
Thank you for the opportunity, mortal.
>>3116118
...
>>3116077
Hm? And you are...?
>>3116103
Oh you don't know? The party that crazy girl Junko Is going to host. Don't you wanna ruin their fun like you always try to do here?
>>3116047
>She lets out a shout, recoiling
That's half the reason why I want to cut the stupid thing off!
>>3116041
Correct.
>>3116088
Bastion and widow maker vs a genji. They both die and genji moves on. Mie vs a lucio will always die to them. I don't see the problem here.
>>3116107
>>3116097
If you did, she would have just killed you.
>>3116131
I never trust the uid, it says 24 and not many were alive during the game in this thread so a lot of lurkers would come from that.
>>3116032
I'm Ririchiyo Shirakiin, heir and demon atavist of the Shirakiin family. Funny, I never heard of you, or the dark gods before. You must have very little influence and reach.
>>3116081
>doesn't care
Peace at last.
>>3116103
Nope. Still friends. Get over it.
>>3116145
I'd rather see her win anyways.
>>3116145
Congrats Spike and thanks for hosting
>>3116139
...
>Puts cold drink to her neck
>>3116041
Exactly. I knew that much would happen.
Cat ears are cute, sure, but not if you don't get to see them or interact with them.
If you're looking to touch a cat's ears, Chen acts much more like a cat than Elly ever will. that's probably a part of her supposed "appeal".
>she opens her book and sits down, writing a little
>>3116097
>>3116070
Congratulations.
>>3116110
I imagine you would be glad it's over...War is a tragic thing.
You've seen more of the world than I have. I've only read about most of it.
>>3116108
Patchouli
>>3116142
Like I said, that's a bad idea. The amount of pain you would feel without any medicine or magic assisting you would cause you to pass out, on the spot.
>>3116145
Congratulations, Spike
>>3116147
I understand that but,if people are lurking more now then 24 would be better.
>Jasper
>>3116135
>Waves hello.
>>3116145
Good on you dragon, and thank you.
>>3116145
>>3116154
Whatever. You can not change the past.
>>3116110
Tenryuu, I know you're old, but please try to remember that we have an appointment. My time is very valuable.
>>3116149
>starts making spooky ghost noises
>>3116139
Attending to an event like that to cause nothing but malice would mean that I actually care about the existence of those lowly beings.
And you couldn't be more wrong about that, so no. I refuse your pitiful offer. I don't have a reason to go there...
>>3116154
Friends don't draw the blood of each other to do achieve victory, cur! Not like I know how friendship works, but I think that is how mortals look at it.
>>3116145
Congrats Spike
>>3116097
Thanks for hosting Rammy, it's pretty.... Badass of you to do.
>>3116142
I feel like I'm not a bad person, but I don't feel like a person at all really.
>>3116162
Can you give yourself cat ears again? That would be pretty nice Ms. Catchouli Knyaowledge!
>climbs out of the trash
Hm
>>3116165
...
>Waves
>>3116130
I guess he only shows up when it's high noon. Ok I need some sleep.
>>3116171
Thanks for hosting
>>3116178
Now, who let a mouse into this place? Better set some mouse traps.
>>3116202
What are you doing in there... it's flithy!
>>3116108
>>3116155
>>3116162
>>3116163
>>3116187
Thanks everyone, and anyone I might have missed.
>>3116171
Well, no, but that doesn't mean you can just ignore it.
Thanks for hosting, Ram.
>>3116185
You'd have done the same to me. We'll call it square and move on. You're not hurt, are ya? Are The Supreme Overlord of Ice's feelings hurt?
>>3116202
Long time no see, buddy.
>>3116081
.....
>>3116149
I could say the same from a demon who conseals her pressence under the name of a mortal family. At least your true form is somewhat convince him, demond atavist.
Alright will be making entry thread soon.
A 24 but will bump if uid goes over 24.
>>3116202
>Gundam knocks the trashcan over before the unburnable piece of trash could get out of it
Who said that you can leave the cell that you've been sealed away in?
>>3116194
Absolutely not!
And now I think I'll just get rid of hers.
I hope you've learnt something from this.
>>3116202
...Choromatsu?
>stare
No, actually. You're a relative.
>>3116222
Patchouli
>>3116219
Well done keeping yourself alive, dragon...
>Pets
>>3116162
I'm tougher than most. And frankly, it'd be worth it. Not to mention I'm sure that I've experienced worse....
>>3116194
If that's supposed to be you guilt-tripping me....
>>3116145
Congratulations, sir! And thank you for having us, Miss Ramlethal!
>>3116125
Bastion doesnt need to be fast, on defense he's a litiral turret not to mention with Reinheart it doesnt matter if bullets or gernades are spammed at him. Mei is a self heal mechanic and can block from a chase to help her escape, notice the wall being indestructible.
>>3116144
You say it so nonchalantly but maybe you havent run into some half-decent players.
>>3116133
>>3116108
>>3116194
>>3116170
>>3116155
>>3116215
>>3116219
Thank you all. I am glad you enjoyed in spite of the mistakes I had made.
>>3116194
You are enjoying this too much.
>>3116202
There has to be a reason for this thing to be here.
*closes the lid*
>>3116219
O-Of course not! I just can't let your wild and delusional assumptions go on like this!
Friendship is impossible for a beast like the Master of the Dark Arts, so just stop this foolishness.
>>3116209
>Signs.
Not a fan of conversations?
>>3116185
But you always come here to ruin everyone's fun. That's as far as your interest goes, why is the homecoming any different?
>>3116161
Uh..,thanks?
>Takes the cold drink.
...So, no words?
>>3116215
WooOOOoOOOooOOoo
>>3116220
Y-Yes?
>>3116216
Just like me. I deserve to stay in a place like that.
>>3116219
I have no idea who you are.
>>3116225
>Ichi lays there in his own filth
Nobody did. It was silly for me to think I could come out during a time like this.
>>3116222
It's fine.
>>3116231
Hello. I'm Ichimatsu.
>>3116242
There's no reason for any of us to be here.
>>3116232
Thanks.
>>3116243
Hm, nah. We're friends.
>>3116261
Oh. You're a different Ichimatsu?
>>3116231
Never want anything? Or don't insult Ms. Patchouli ever?
>>3116233
Huh? No, sorry if it sounded like that, I'm the one who feels guilty.
>>3116242
Yeah, but hey you won the Miku games, and that's kind of my goal for this place, so ya'know..
>>3116234
You are assuming that the enemy team will work together well, which they rarely do. If the enemy team works well together and yours don't, that isn't the fault of the game. If your team works well together as well, they will easily manage to overwhelm the Reinhardt and the Bastion, and to explain why Bastion's lack of speed is a problem, if he is in turret mode, he will be unlikely to escape if an Eva self destructs her mech near him, or a similar AOE that can kill him goes off closely. Mei becomes immobile while healing and it is possible to either get out of the way or surround her with several people and kill her by the time she gets out, therefore she is managable.
b u m p
>>3120431
why
>>3120431
For what purpose?
