/TLHG/ The Loud House General
OTP editon
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2&pid=0#5
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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News:
>Season 2 Green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
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Upcoming Episodes:
Overnight Success (June 6)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead
Sneak Peak: http://www.nick.com/videos/clip/the-loud-house-109a-clip.html | http://sendvid.com/w5jhbooo
Ties That Bind (June 7)
>Lincoln eavesdrops on his parents and mistakenly believes that they're planning to get rid of him and his sisters
The Green House (June 8)
>In an effort to be more energy-efficient, Lincoln rallies his family to stop using so much electricity
Butterfly Effect (June 9)
>Lincoln accidentally spills one of Lisa's potions, causing a chain of events that unravel the household
It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House (June 10)
>Lincoln finds an old document in the attic that convinces him there's a stash of money hidden in the house
use this thread after >>3109611
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
Threadly reminder.
Bump to maintain the thread.
>>3110746
Holy shit
For the sweet love of kek OPPAIS1FAN, please update "Brotherly Love", my dick so fucking hungry for that.
http://pastebin.com/JZhi8rH4
>Vince will never push Lunatic Lynn because she's a vanilla midget even though she's incredibly over.
>>3110746
Woah wait, what?
When did this happened?
>Too far after Labor Day
What did he mean by this?
reminder that you will never watch the tape of Lincoln destroying Lynn's pussy
>>3110746
LENI STRONG
>>3114121
you dont wear white after labor day
>>3110746
Leni won
but at what cost
>>3114121
He's letting everyone know he's a faggot who cares about what he wears
REAL MOTHERFUCKING LOUD HOURS. WHO THE MOTHERFUCKING UP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW??
List of Deep & Edgy fic ideas. Let me know if I forgot any:
>Luna is a figment of Lincoln's Schizo mind, and the family keeps enabling it, though through the years it's more out of concern than anything. He finally snaps and gets sent to a loony bin.
>Alternate to the above: Lynn is frustrated with how the family treats the situation and dresses up like "Luna" to try and seduce Lincoln.
>Leni is actually a really nasty, abusive bitch, but is constantly doped out on meds, making her kind but staggeringly stupid. She runs out of/loses/forgets to take meds and becomes a bitch again.
>Lynn has a massive Yandere crush on Lincoln, possibly including Bobby's little sister for Lynn to be jealous of.
>Lana hating being Lola's twin which is what led to her becoming Lola's opposite, and becomes depressed how even that doesn't get her much of an entirely separate identity.
>Luan being horribly bullied in school due to her lame jokes, but tries to play it off like no big deal, but is really horribly depressed by it.
>Lynn gets Ewing's Sarcoma and has to learn to deal with the fact that her leg will need to be amputated to save her life.
>Or, even worse, Lynn somehow gets confined to a wheelchair permanently.
>Lincoln is the only one that actually remembers who Luna is, causing her to grow dangerously obsessed with him in the process.
>Feeling neglected by his family, Lincoln decides to leave home to locations unknown.
>Lola agrees to let a judge at a pageant molest/fuck her for his vote, which really fucks with her head and makes her fear Lincoln and Dad.
>Instead of being the kind lovable brother he is canon-wise, Lincoln is a juvenile delinquent.
>Luna develops a drug addiction following a concert with her friends.
>It turns out Bobby is abusive to Lori.
Alright guys! Heres a big update to Rock your Heart out. Again, it might be better to listen to the song that was written about to better understand the tone of the story.
http://pastebin.com/dbp6TayS
Heres the song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk
Also theres an easter egg in this latest update - pretty easy to spot, props to first person to find it.
>Hey anon, wanna see my booger collection?
>>3113625
>implying she could be better than THA BIG DOG
IT SEEMS SO FAR AWAY BUT YOU'RE STANDING NEAR
YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE BUT SOMETHING DIED I FEAR
>>3114285
I am.
Downloading CoD4 for some reason.
>tfw Luna will end up a heroin junkie groupie
Hello everyone, a new thread, a new day, and a new update to Lincoln Louder! I took a while on this one. But it's been a scene I've planned since the beginning.
http://pastebin.com/mxmhXpWc
Also, a side note completely irrelevant to the update, a cautionary reminder to all those who attend parties:
Do be careful to never leave your open drinks
unattended
Now, I hope you enjoy!
>>3114390
CELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>3114390
Oh no someone's getting raped.
>tfw all the writers are posting updates to their fics at the same time
>>3114390
>Do be careful to never leave your open drinks
Those words do not bode well. I'm on to you bruh.
>>3114285
YOU BETTER SMASH THAT MOTHERFUCKIN REPLY BUTTON
>>3114390
There's a fly in my drink
>>3114390
CEEELLLLLL
Noice.
>>3114390
>Do be careful to never leave your open drinks
K DEN
>>3114346
Yeah, sure.
Lola seems to like hotdogs in her eyes.
>>3114301
I have an idea of Lana being a feral child taken in by the Loud family, but I'm not sure where to go with it.
I want to fuck Luan
>>3114390
Just read it that was some nice shit man. I can't wait to read about the events afterwards.
>>3114597
I want to see Luan with her hair down.
>>3110746
>tfw you post your update at new thread start
>Gets overshadowed by Cell's superior writing
All in good fun.
>>3114390
I read it
you mother FUCKER
WHY
>>3114586
>Lincoln, hotdogs are good for your eyes. Can it dial a phone?
>>3114668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPG6OQy2iwI
So whats the deal with hotdogs and buns?
>>3114691
rekt
>>3114597
>>3114621
Luan is a real cutie
>>3114597
>>3114621
>>3114749
yes she is
>>3114703
Because I can.
has she brightened up your day yet?
Art of Lisa holding out her glasses waiting for an anon to cum on them when?
What does she want to talk about bros?
I haven't read Lincoln Louder besides the first paragraph
What am I missing /tlhg/?
>>3114832
I'm washin' my face cause it makes me feel so beau~ti~ful
>>3114873
Luan masturbating to fantasies of Lincoln
>>3114873
only the most MIND BOGGLING INSANE BEST STORY OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE
>>3114873
incest harem that the show lacks
>>3114871
About her need to fart everywhere shit goes.
>>3114901
why is she so under developed bros?
>>3114873
Eh, nothing much. Pretty mediocre if you ask me.
>>3114920
We just have to be patient
Savino will deliver
Trust Chris
>>3114901
You ARE beautiful Luna
>>3114918
She needs to see a doctor
>>3114901
I just want to use her ass as a pillow
>>3114970
or just lay off the beans
tough when she's dating Bobby though
>>3115011
Its a long one, have fun!
>>3114920
Because flat is justice.
>>3115011
>weird things
>/tlhg/
>>3114873
I'm reading it for the first time tonight
>>3114301
>>3114873
It's the best fic we have IMO. It's actually what got me to start writefagging.
One night, Lana was sleeping peacefully until she was suddenly woken up by the sounds of gagging and liquid splashing down on plastic.
The strong smell of vomit penetrated Lana's nostrils. She looked over to Lola's side of the room and saw her sister on her knees, leaning over a plastic bucket.
Lana stared quietly as she watched Lola put two fingers down her throat, gagging and convulsing, keeping her head over the bucket.
She started to get a funny feeling in her crotch. Her hand found its way down her pajamas, rubbing and fingering her pussy to her sister's gagging.
Lana struggled to not make any noise as she pleasured herself.
Finally, Lola spewed the last remnants of food left in her stomach in three big, loud pukes.
It was all too much for Lana, crying out in loud orgasmic bliss as she watched the puke fly out of Lola's mouth.
Lana and Lola stared at each other in embarrassment for several seconds before Lola climbed back into bed, both going to sleep without saying a word, facing away from each other.
The next morning, the sister woke up to the smell of the bucket full of puke. Lola was so embarrassed by Lana catching her in the act she forgot to dispose of it.
"Oh man, that reeks!" Lana exclaimed. "They can probably smell it from the hallway!"
"That's what I'm afraid of" Lola said. "Normally I take it to the bathroom and flush it right after I'm done, when there's nobody around, but now everyone's up. How am I gonna get rid of it without anyone seeing?"
"Don't worry, sis, I've got your back."
Lana stood outside the bathroom, acting as a lookout. Once the cost was clear, she quickly opened their bedroom door so Lola could carry her bucket to the toilet and flush the contents.
>>3115169
At breakfast, Lana watched from across the kiddie table as Lola scarfed down her pancakes and syrup.
"Woah! Slow down there, piggy! You won't be winning any more pageants if you keep eating like that!"
Lana's words made Lola sick to her stomach, looking down at her litte tummy, stuffed with pancakes and syrup.
"Hrrk!" Lola ran upstairs to the bathroom, hand over her mouth, cheeks bloated with vomit. Lana followed her closely, closing the bathroom door behind them.
Lola leaned over the toilet bowl, opened her mouth wide and let the puke fall in.
"Lana, could you... hold my hair back while I do this?"
"No problem, sis." Lana grabbed Lola's hair with one hand, putting her other hand down the bottom of her overalls.
Lana fingered her pussy as Lola fingered her throat, vomiting repeatedly.
Once her stomach was completely empty, Lola collapsed in front of the toilet, exhausted.
After flushing the toilet, Lana helped Lola get back on her feet and took her back to their bedroom.
"Are you OK, sis?" Lana asked, rubbing Lola's shoulders, noticing they feel a little bony.
"Yeah... I just need to lie down for a while... Could you get me a glass of water?"
"Uh, sure..."
As Lola lied down on her bed, Lana took one of Lola's teacups to the bathroom and got some water from the sink faucet.
She came back and handed Lola the water.
"Thanks..." Lola took a sip and got back on her feet, walking over to her full-length mirror.
Lola took off her dress and looked her emaciated body over in the mirror, her ribs jutting out, her stomach sunken in. She looked a skeleton with a thin layer of skin draped over it."
Lola looked over her bony shoulder, back at Lana.
"Be honest, sis... Do you think I look fat?"
>>3115099
that applies more to Lynn than Luna
Fuck, both Spidey and Cell updated their fics and I haven't touched mine tonight.
Going to start working on it right now and I'll have it done here soon.
Blame Monster Hunter for my tardiness.
>>3114345
Writefag references
Give me my prize.
>>3115190
>Lana fingered her pussy as Lola fingered her throat.
Fucking poetry.
Holy shit we're about to reach a thousand pics on the booru
>>3114901
>"I'm not the one who started it, you started it. Don't you get me started!"
The dialogue does have some gems in it.
>>3115261
who will get #1000?
>tfw it's sex with lily
>>3115261
Wonder what the thousandth pic will be...
>>3114301
You forgot the bulimic Lola one
>>3115219
We could get a trifecta of possibly the three most popular writefags in one thread.
>>3115270
I love how there was a momentary pause in sound and it was just focused on Lynn's dialogue. Like they purposefully made that bit just a touch louder.
>>3115261
And still no Lincoln Louder scenes
>>3113441
he might be busy with star vs evil
>>3115354
I always considered this one to be the Weekend's scene. This may have been posted first but I thought the clothes and hair matched well enough for me.
>>3115393
SHIIIIIT That's good!
>>3115385
Because of the deleted images, AKA reposts or pics that later got reuploaded to fix minor errors
>>3115385
FUCK
U
C
K
>>3115385
But there's no number 1 image, it starts at 2.
>>3115385
>It was Lisa that got the 1000th image
Congratulations Lisafags
I guess
>>3115261
>Tfw have pictures saved that aren't in the booru but can add via mobile
>>3115432
I wonder what was the first image and why it got deleted
>>3115439
Meant "can't", I wonder tho how many people besides Misha actually upload and tag shit
>>3115393
The Guy has:
>Fluffy hair
>Polo (Which may be orange)
I think this actually is lincoln
>>3115499
But I upload everything via mobile
>>3115499
I did, like, once or twice.
>>3115499
You can check a boorus stats but it'll only show the top ten posters.
>you will never be as comfy as Lincoln and Lynn
Fug
>>3115543
How? When I click on "upload" I only get the option to upload camera pictures
>>3115558
It hurts not being comfy
>>3115545
You can put to see the top 100 tho
>went on the /co/ thread
>some anon posts about the two things every thread has
What is our thing /tlhg/?
>>3115606
Incest and autism.
>>3115606
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>3115606
Degeneracy.
>>3115606
1.Baby Slut
2.Uh....
3.
4.Profit!
>>3115626
That's the spirit!
>>3115576
Weird, it must be you phone or something
>>3115606
babyfuck
>>3115606
Ultimate comfiness
>>3115576
Email them to yourself and then post.
>>3114390
>That ending
PANIC
>>3115615
Well, fuck. I'm blind as shit. Never noticed that.
>>3115606
Fanfics?
>>3115606
>autism during the day
>comfiness at night
For the most part at least
>>3115606
Autistic Lenifags and desperate Lisafags
>>3115716
I never checked, but I think /co has those too.
>>3115606
It's not what we have it's what we don't have:
Tumblrites and autistic mods.
I hope we get continuation to this Lynn Lincoln pic, for those who know about it.
Buckle up, buckaroos, it's time to tell the first part of Luan's little story.
*Creeeeeakk-k-k*
It was just a blink before six in the morning. Luna stumbled into the home, barely able to keep on her feet. All she remembered was that she was rocking out at a concert, got sick, went to a port-a-potty, threw up, passed out, and then woke up at 2AM when the concert had long been over. She had some spare change, thankfully, and took the bus home. She had come to the conclusion that no had tried to assault her during her unconscious period, since she had no difficulty sitting for the entire bus ride home. Her head was pounding and her mouth was sour, she felt like the floor was slowly tilting around. She felt gross, her body was sticky from the high humidity and all the sweat that came from moving around earlier that night. But, of course...
"Luna!" Lori hissed, keeping her voice to a whisper. "Come here!" A quiet series of creaks later, they had both come up the stairs, where Lori proceeded to chew Luna out for the usual - where were you, you could have been molested, I was worried, check your phone, blah blah blah. All Lori received for a response was a glazed, walking dead expression from her younger sister, her hair clumping and fraying out at quite a few places.
"Just take a shower and go to bed, you stink."
Fifteen minutes later, along with dozing off twice to where she conked her nugget against the wall of the shower, Luna trudged her way into her bedroom, stark naked. It took all her strength to claw her way up the ladder and into bed, but she eventually got there. Creak, flop, thump. Asleep in just twenty seconds. Being a Saturday, the Loud House easily lived up to its name. Luna was a heavy sleeper before, but pulling an all-nighter made her practically comatose. Only around 2pm did someone even bother to ask where Luna was, only to be told she was still sleeping.
>>3115606
fun and comfyness
>>3115812
I hope theres a followup that has Lincoln just give in to Lynn
>>3115824
hey..I already read this.
>>3115948
Ah-ah-ah! More's on the way.
>>3115824
Luna's eyes finally fluttered open. Well, more of a gritty, painful opening, her vision bleary. She still felt off, her vision bleary. And she knew that she wasn't going to fall back asleep. Fuck. She didn't even know what time it was, but she did know that with how dark the room was that her sleep schedule was going to be thrown off. She probably couldn't even go to get a glass of water without waking up... Luan. She was up to something, a rhythmic creaking came from below. Very slowly, and very carefully, Luna turned to her idea, fighting the urge to heave. Her resolve faded when she was caught off-guard by the sight below. She could see half of her sister, on top of that giant, heavy teddy bear they won at the state fair years ago. Luan was humping it. She was HUMPING the teddy bear. Wanting her sister to save face, Luna gave a sharp exhale through her nose, her usual tell when she woke up. Immediately, the squeaking halted. She shakily climbed down the ladder to see her sister doing her best to look fast asleep. Luna stomped towards the bathroom, where she proceeded to finish being sick, forcing her finger down her throat to hope she could throw up and get her nausea over with.
ITT we rate the Louds
Leni>Luan>Luna>Lucy>Lola>Lana>Lynn>Lisa>Lilly>>>>Power Gap>>>>>Lori
So I have a question that is totally not related to the Leni/Lori + Lincoln fic that I'm writing.
Does Leni have a sense of modesty?
>>3115956
Luan had been motionless for two minutes now, eyes still closed. She was covered in sweat and burning up. She wrestled the bulky stuffed animal out from underneath her and chucked it towards the opposite wall, then crept over to the fan and turned it on full blast. She opened the window all the way and flopped back in bed before Luna slogged her way back in. Pleased with her quick thinking, she smirked as Luna got back on top. From underneath her pillow, Luan slid out the laptop she shared with Luna and went to her Dropbox. It was a treasure trove, a repository, a time line of all of her darkest secrets. Her eyes widened, anticipating the pleasure to come from deciding on one of over two-hundred videos she had saved. There were web models, sure, but she was starting to get bored of those. Right click. Properties. Unmark hidden. “Candids” appeared near the top of her screen. Luan's chest tightened, a shaky finger moving the cursor over to click and relive an experience she had two years ago...
The last day of sixth grade. Middle school had been rough on Luan. That was the year she had to be fitted with braces, just in time for picture day. Her grades had taken a hit, she got several phone calls home and detentions over her confrontational behavior from being bullied, and she had dug her heels that much further into comedy as a tool to overcome her hardships. She had lost friends and made friends, and she had gained enemies. And today was the last day she'd have to put up with her biggest one, both figuratively and literally. Ms. Hambone, her homeroom teacher.
>>3115997
Personally, I would say yes, she absolutely does. It may seem like the opposite because she's so dense and you might alllllmost trick her, but then when she figures out she gets very protective.
>>3115997
>Does Leni have a sense of modesty?
Yes
Board music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1ChUvX8_cE
>>3115981
Luan>Lynn>Lucy>Lily>(Lincoln)>Lana>Leni>Luna>Lori>Lola>>>>>>Lisa
>>3115956
Nice
>>3115981
Lincoln = Luan = Leni > Lynn > Lilly > Luna > Lucy > Lola = Lana > Lori >>> Lisa
>>3116020
>>3116022
I thought as much, but just wanted to check.
>>3115981
Lisa>Lola>Luan>Lana>Lori>Lily>Lucy>Luna>Lynn>>>Leni
>>3115981
Lincoln>Lynn>Lori>Leni>Lucy>>>Lola>>Lana>Luan>Lily>Lisa
>>3115981
Luan>Leni>Luna>Lily>Lucy>Lola>Lynn>Lana>Lisa>Lori
>>3115981
Luan = Lana = Lola > Lori >Lisa > Luna > Lily > Lincoln > Leni > Lucy > Lynn
>>3115739
Considering the one that got posted here recently from them I wouldn't say they are very good ones. But I'm not much either.
>>3116020
She was at least 550 lbs of bitch, a no-nonsense attitude that was all too strong a foil to Luan's classroom antics. Her figure proved quite the foil, as well. Luan had no curvature to her figure whatsoever, she was lithe, bony, and tall for her age. Ms. Hambone, on the other hand, had the most ridiculous thighs and backside her class had seen yet in their young lives. The contrast from her delicate, small, tortured feet and ankles to her massive hips usually in a death grip from a garment that looked stretched to explode was an offensive display to just about everyone. The little prankster had been all too happy to point this out. From crude whiteboard drawings to things she planted in her teacher's chair, to tying food on a string to watch her dive and crash only to miss, the teacher was her muse. Her classmates were convinced that fat jokes and puns were an art form after they heard Luan say them. The fact that she struggled in her math class didn't help smooth relations, either. A lot of friction, one might say. If her latest prank worked as planned, Luan would make sure she big fat Hambone would experience that friction like never before.
“So Luan, what're ya gonna do Ms. Hambone this time?” a boy with a bird nose queried.
“Oh, I'd say I'm done with the pranks. Nothing up my sleeves here!” Luan ran a hand up her bare arm, adjusting the strap on her plaid yellow dress.
“C'mon, it's the last day of school, you gotta be up to somethin'!”
“Well,” Luan's hooded her gaze, lazily rolling her head over to face the smug, chubby kid on her left and placing a hand on his desk, “Let's just say she'll be in a sticky situation.” The kids seemed to lose interest. Another one of her puns? And not a fat joke? Lame. But she didn't care. She knew this would work. She craned her neck back up from her shoulder and glanced at the clock. 2:49, sixty seconds before pandemonium. The kids were getting restless and crowding around the doorway.
What kind of videos do you think Lincoln uploads online?
>>3116126
He probably has a show where he talks about Ace Savvy
>>3116054
>Leni dead last
Fight me lil man
>>3116126
Vlogs.
If not then him and Clyde doing youtube challenges or dares.
>>3116126
It's just Lincoln and Clyde fucking around
>sometimes he uploads videos of them sneaking into an abandoned whatever
>and other times Lincoln and Clyde talk about whatever interests their 11 year old minds
>you will never subscribe to Lincoln's youtube channel
>>3116085
respectable
>>3115834
don't lose your hope anon, author here, it's about time Lincoln gives in fully, just not today cus is like 3 am and i'm kinda tired
>>3116112
Ms. Hambone would have none of it. “What do you think you're doing? It's not time to leave yet, everyone sit back down!” the gargantuan lady rose to her feet, her knees popping loud enough to make the students in the front row wince. Luan's beaver teeth were biting her lip hard, trying not to give the game away. She watched her teacher take another step towards the door, and another, and another, and then... she stopped. No! So close! If only she kept going. The jokester impatiently drummed her fingers before remembering that this WAS the last day. What could the teacher do to possibly punish her if she didn't listen? Seriously.
“Yeah well, I'm gonna need a little head start there, Hambone... so if you'd just step aside, I don't think you want to get between me and the hallway-”
“Don't you start with me, Miss Loud. You sit down like everyone else!” the instructor stomped her foot, sending a ripple through her upper legs. Luan's grin widened and became lopsided.
“Oh yeah, and what are you gonna do to stop me, huh? I really don't think it's wise for you to butt in!” the class was bubbling with laughs at this point. She was definitely up to something, and everyone had realized it except for their teacher.
“I tell you what I'm gonna do!” she barked at the lanky girl. “I! Am going! To stand! Right! Here!”
*Rrrnn-n-n-nnt*
Her anger instantly disappeared, realizing just a moment too late what Luan was getting at. Her black yoga pants were snagged into the doorway. This wasn't the first time this had happened, but this time, she couldn't wriggle her way through either way. She was completely stuck. She raised her relatively thin arms and began shoving against the door jamb, and her shock doubled upon feeling her hands struggle to peel off the surface. Luan's master stroke! Strong adhesives lathered generously on both sides made it so she was the only one who could have been her target. Her anger suddenly returned and amplified.
>>3116112
Wait, is Ross writing this?
>>3116151
Sure, as soon as >>3116069 >>3116049 >>3116040 agree to fight me, buncha weak fags
>>3115981
Luan = Leni = Lynn = Luna > Lincoln > Lola = Lana > Lori > Lucy >> Lisa = Lily
>>3116227
FUCKING FIGHT ME LISAFAG
>>3116218
I think so yeah
>>3114251
Everyone has a price. What is Luan's?
>>3116241
Lmao, that's cool. I can still recognize him years later.
>>3116239
LISA IS BEST SISTER IN MY OPINION ANON, I AIN'T GOT ANYTHING TO LOSE
>>3114390
It's still shit. Just quit and move on
>>3116227
>>3116239
Alright guys. Let's be smart and bring it off
>>3116190
>>3116250
Years later? Wait who's Ross?
>>3115981
LOUD SISTERS POWER RANKING
GOAT....Leni
2....Luan
3....Lana and Lola
4....Lori
5....Lynn
6....Luna
over9000....Lilly
over90000.....The others
>>3116241
Just to be clear, is this Ross O'Donovan, or am I just being a retard?
>>3116265
Stay away from me fag, I'M GOIN FUCKING LENIER
>>3116284
>>3116320
good man
except Lori should be way lower
I wouldn't wipe my ass with Lisa
>>3116217
“GET ME OUT! SOMEONE GET ME OUT! HELLLLP!” she shrieked, her gigantic ass flexing, the flourescent light bathing her rump with the most unflattering definition, showing just how truly wide and far out it was on the woman. The class exploded with incredulity and laughs.
“Holy shit!”
“No way!”
“I ain't laughed this hard since Luan filmed her stealin' that bowl a chocolate puddin'!”
Her final prank of the school year was a total success. Maybe a little too successful... the bell had sounded a minute ago and while the kids were anxious to leave, they couldn't get past their teacher at all, her pear-shaped figure had swallowed up the way out entirely, overflowing it by more than a little bit. Laughs faded into frustration and fear. A girl called 9-1-1. Half the class decided to open the window and climb out over to the grass. The firefighters arrived at the same time and five of them were yanking on the woman's arms. This had stopped being funny, even to Luan. Something suddenly burned inside of her. Was it guilt? Was it fear? No, something else. Her hands found their way to her backpack, pulling out her new video camera. She snapped out of it, fearing she would be caught. Then again, she was already gonna be in trouble for the prank, and she remained the only one left in the classroom, save for half of her teacher, her butt now looking painfully clenched as she wailed out a moan from the pain of having to squeeze to the other side.
Go for it... GO FOR IT!
Luan felt possessed. She knew that at this point her teacher could be freed any moment. She had to preserve this moment, it was the stuff of legend, and probably the last chance she'd ever have to get away with doing it. Her hand had become much shakier, and a few beads of sweat were starting to make her nose twitch as they rolled down next to her mouth. With one hand trembling like crazy, she took her other hand to it and her fingers wrapped around her wrist. Ready... steady... go.
>>3116338
not that Ross...
Mom > Dad > Lincoln > the sisters
Who is Ross?
Any links?
>>3116341
You Lenifags can have this one, I will be the better man for my Lisa and walk away
>>3116338
I feel like I'm going to make some people angry but
Who's Ross O'Donovan?
>>3115981
God tier ranking coming through
Luan = Leni = Lynn = Luna = Lincoln = Lola = Lana = Lori = Lucy = Lisa = Lily
>>3116402
Ross of Game Grumps. of Youtube?
>>3116305
An old drawfag from /mlpg/ from about 5 years ago. I remember him drawing super exaggerate fat humanized girls and he got pissed that we didn't like them. desu though he has gotten extremely good and drawing and hes writing seems preddy gud.
>>3116402
The animator, RubberRoss
>>3116364
She quickly adjusted the white balance and zoomed in, 1080p capturing the whole scenario as it was beginning to end. Miss Hambone's shiny yoga pants looked more strained than ever, her anger and pain having subsided into odd moans and compliments to the disgusted rescuers. Luan's jelly legs almost gave way as she tip-toed back over to her teacher, wanting to get as close to the action as possible. She held her breath and suppressed a squeak as she saw the monstrous butt shifting the most violently it had the entire time, her tapered legs and feet wiggling off the ground as her reluctant rescuers made one last effort to yank her through. The teacher's moans were now quite pronounced, the the fabric stretched to its absolute limits around her beginning to creak from the pressure, stretched to explode. A few sweat beads rolled down into Luan's eyes, which she tried her best to ignore. Comedy gold was happening, and she couldn't miss whatever might come next. Luan's intuition wasn't wrong.
The teacher's grunts were now long, drawn out, and quite inappropriate. “Oh GOD, I CAN'T take much MORE of this!” Her whining matching the rescuers agonized groans. Luan's knees began knocking together, producing a rapid series of dull, meaty thumps. She was shaking like a leaf. Why wasn't she laughing? She was supposed to be laughing! This was funny! Right?
*POP*
Luan's jaw hit the floor when her thoughts were interrupted by that sound. Miss Hambone's yoga pants had finally given up and split nearly the entire width of her big, fat, dough ass. Rip, thoomp, WHUMP. Four of the five rescuers were pinned underneath her impressive bust and thighs, having the wind knocked out of them. Not skipping a beat, Luan readjusted her camera and took one last shot of her teacher's ass bent up in the air, wobbling, with a few mangled looking arms and legs waving desperately from underneath her. She felt like her whole body was on fire.
>>3116402
One of the Game Grumps
Ok so, with "Ross". You mean that guy who draws lewd faces but not genitals right?
Because if so, that Ross is writing the fic yes
>>3116400
Was lying, love u sis. But fuck your experiments.
>>3116415
>equal ranking
What are you, some dirty commie?
>>3116450
>Not loving them all equally
If that makes me a commie, I'm red as Luan's clown nose.
>>3116415
Lynn = Luan = Lori < Lucy < Leni < Lana = Lola < Lisa < Lily
I feel like I'm forgetting someone...
>>3116364
>>3116423
I forgot where this Luan is a fat fetishest even came from
[spoilers]and to be honest I kinda like it I may not be as fat as Ms Hambone but maybe just maybe I would have a spot in Luan's Dropbox and that kinda makes me feel good[/arereallyneeded]
>>3116422
He still draws super exaggerate fat humanized girls tho
Here's my rank
Luan > Lynn > Leni > Lincoln > Lori > Lola > Lana > Lucy > Lily > Lisa > Mommy Loud > Daddy Loud
>>3116422
his Loud House drawings are very superb.
>>3116481
I think is ">" not "<"
At least you think Luan, Lynn and Lori are the worst girls
>>3116494
I believe some anons here began it and others like me kept it going with our own ideas.
>>3116567
Do it no balls
>>3116567
draw them trying to prank blacks in da ghetto
>>3116423
Swearing one of the rescuers saw her, she smashed the button to end the recording, sprinted back to her backpack, delicately shoved her camera back in, leaped out the window in almost one clean motion, and didn't let up as she continued at full speed towards to the front of the school, where Vanzilla was.
“Luan! Finally!” Luna said in a tone that made her little sister flinch. “What took you so long?”
“I-I had to go to the bathroom, sorry! You know the line at home would be too long, I mean, you know....” Luan trailed off. Thank god Leni chimed in.
“Who cares! I'm so excited, school's over, I get to go to highschool next year!” Leni rocked on her heels.
“Girls, let's get going!” their mother honked the horn a few times. Luan was last to get in. Only when she brought her other leg onto the step did she feel her thighs press together, and she realized they were drenched. She didn't really pee, did she?
“I call the soggy!” Luan's voice jumped in pitch, only to get a raised brow from Lori. “Just being nice...” she bared her braces in a crooked smile, clumsily raking her forearm across her head to wipe off the field of sweat beads littering her large forehead.
And that's all I got for now. I'll continue this soon enough, so stay tuned.
>>3116494
I started it and didn't anticipate it continuing for as long as it did, it was just a gag drawing.
http://pastebin.com/0eVc0dUe
Okay here's another update for "Matchmaking!"
I am definitely having fun writing this one, Leni's dialogue in particular.
Hope you guys enjoy it!
>>3115333
Also yes, now Cell, Spidey, and myself have released updates in one thread.
What should I eat today /tlhg/?
>>3116591
Are you serious Shaniqua?
>>3116619
Sushi
>>3116619
pizza, extra cheese
>>3116619
Un chacarero
>>3116615
And by the way, for those that wanted it, pastebin
http://pastebin.com/HySCs5yp
From /co/ drawthread
>>3116591
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>3116702
Lynn, Lucy, what are you doing?
Why are you just tenderly petting the pizza?
>>3116728
>Clyde films Lincoln screaming nigga and getting chased by hoodlums
>>3116724
>That Leni
>>3116724
>Grown-up Lisa
When I thought the Internet couldn't be this degenerate.
>>3116724
>Dem baggy clothes
I love it
>>3116126
I feel like he would just have the channel to comment and watch age restricted videos.
>>3116494
Shit I am a leni fag but I just really enjoy Luan related stuff. I feel the same way about her fetish. If I was a fag I would love to have a self insert fic about a fat anon in a comfy relationship with her.
>>3116728
>Clyde walks up to several full grown men, who all look quite surly
>"Hey guys"
>their eyes narrow and turn towards him
>"Are you ready to DYE?"
>he whips out a can of spray paint and squints his eyes shut as he clumsily waves the can around, only partially coloring his afro, with the biggest dumbest smile ever
>he doesn't see his last moment alive as the rough looking gang members brandish their guns and totally fucking drill him with like thirty-eight slugs
>POPOPOPOPOPOPOPPOPPOPOPOPOP
>>3116766
Imagine the great big pillow like breasts.
>>3116761
>>3116724
I feel it
Does anyone else want to see Lisa enjoying typical activities or things for kids her age?
Request from last thread
>>3113441
>>3115375
Don't worry anons, I'm always in these threads. Things were kinda chaotic the past 10 days. I was planning to release everything in one big final update, but I decided you all deserve at least a small update before things get REALLY JUCY. I plan to release the final update sometime before next Saturday, since I got a trip to NYC I need to take.
Here's a small, but touching update to Brotherly Love:
http://pastebin.com/JZhi8rH4
>>3116950
OR here.
Aw yeah, I love you so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQpNkWfxm8
Now I feel like kicking ass online, but I'm tired.
>>3116951
Real good. I don't have much to say, sorry, since it's more build up to the big part that's on the way.
>>3116724
>messy teen lisa
Oh fug that's good.
Imagine being in highschool, sitting at the back of the classroom, probably next to the window as you tend to let your thoughts drift away.
It is a good place, all the weird people and the guys who don't give a shit sit at the back so they're good talk, but when you're not watching porn in class or playing cards you take a look at the girls in the front seats; at the third spot on the second row of seats from the window sits Luan Loud, the girl that nobody seems to talk to outside of the classroom, you've never seen her in the cafeteria and her friends don't even talk to her that much, granted her jokes get old really fast but you think they have a little charm, and boy you do love staring at that ponytail, even when she's not really hot but something about her braces and that sweet voice is enough to keep you somewhat concentrated in class.
In any case, it's lunch time, you got your sorry ass fuck school lunch and are heading to the back of the school to bet some cash playing cards with your buddies, but you forgot your Earbuds in your backpack so heading to the classroom on the third floor you heard somebody taking to herself, now; what kind of lonely soul could be in the classroom during recess, you oughta bully this fucking kid I bet it's that fag Nick again and nooope, to your surprise it's actually Luan practicing her sketch, albeit a little sad she quickly sits down and pretends to eat her lunch once she sees you.
You pick your Earbuds and you ponder whether or not to talk to her, maybe a compliment won't hurt.
>what's up Luan why are you here during recess? Anyways I like your jokes, see you later
As you said these words the teenage girl raised her head and gave you a big smile with her braces, you didn't think much of this but it was the beginning of a beautiful relationship indeed
>>3116941
I would kill for it
>>3117052
When I first saw this, I wondered why Lisa wasn't on board for the beach
>>3116951
I'll be waiting anon
>>3117029
I WANT TO HUG LUAN LIKE FFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK
>>3117069
I feel like she wanted to go to DL because she likes the way rollercoasters work and likes to study them, y'know the aerodynamic stuff and all that kind of shit
>>3116841
Jesus that got dark. I should have expected it but god damn it felt like watching a hotdiggedydemon vid for the first time.
>>3116618
Thanks Nito, this fic is my current fave right now cuz of the plot. I really like how you are writing Leni and I could relate to Lori and Lincoln in their frustration. Feelings like that only happen when I think a story is really good or really immersive and I'm sure it's both of these things. I can only hope to get to your level as time goes on.
>>3117029
You should name the main character Aaron, it reads close to anon, and it is a catchy sounding name.
>>3116724
Meh.
>>3117139
>Aaron, it reads close to anon, and it is a catchy sounding name
Suuure anon, that's why
>>3117139
>I can only hope to get to your level as time goes on
Aw shucks anon, thanks! I'm always unable to compliment myself on anything because I feel like I'm being condescending, so it takes a lot for me think that I'm any good at writing.
I happy you think so highly of me though!
>>3117029
>Mfw fresh out of HS and never got to experience anything like this
Seriously, fuck life sometimes
The Loud Regime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffpGRvQbt74
>>3116950
psycho dive?
>>3115606
Being that creepy uncle.
>>3117029
moar!
>>3117239
Holy shit hahaha
CHINGCHONG RA HAO DONG DO FA
Carol > POWER GAP > Leni > Lori > Lynn > Lola > Luna > Luan > Lana > Lucy >Lily > Lisa
>tfw probably the only one who rates Lori pretty high in his list
I have a thing for blonds and legs, what can I say
>>3116618
So far so good, I'm liking where this is going, and I hope it's going where I think it's gonna go.
So just one more week left, right? We're practically halfway there.
>>3117184
Yeah I am just joking, but a guy can try.
>>3117233
I wanna get comfy man not slumpy.
>>3117189
Nah man you gotta believe you got the stuff from now on man. Fellow anons love your stories and they get hype as fuck for your updates. When I get the chance I hope to write a Leni fic too and I'll try asking your opinion on it.
>>3117416
1 more week of eternal shitposting.
Thank you very much said Luan, as you two just stood there silently afterwards
>weeeell see you soon
You could hear some heavy breathing once you left the classroom, you had talked to girls before, even hot ones but those were fucking slags, Luan was much more innocent, and did you just leave her like that? Damn no wonder you're single and heavy breathing as well, your heart racing a little, maybe tomorrow you should forget your earbuds again.
Following the next day something out of the ordinary happened, as you entered the classroom you noticed everyone staring at you, you quickly checked if you weren't in your underwear or had some weird shit going on, but you were normal as far as your standards went; actually what happened is that somebody had exchanged seats and now Luan Loud was sitting in front of your seat.
The fucking cunts in your classroom somehow got notice of what happened yesterday and decided to get you both together, they think people like her are retarded and should get bullied, you had avoided this for years because of how under the radar you go, you knew exactly how this was going to end but Luan was so naive, so tender, so easy on the draw, and now you had that ponytail on your front, and damn she smelled really nice, maybe it was the hormones in the fast food.
Things went exactly as you thought, Luan oblivious of the situation, everyone making fun of you and her which annoyed you to no end, but those bare shoulders, the way she looked at you, sometimes she'd bend her back towards you, getting really close to your face, laying her hair on your desk, letting you a simple yet refined glimpse of her bra, light yellow never looked so good on a bra until now.
You could tell this girl likes you but she's terrible at flirting and these cunts were taking advantage of that, as if being sluts at 14 was something to be proud of.
Finally it was recess, your friends left the classroom with an expression of pride in their faces, seeing you turn into a MAN
>>3117416
Time sure flies when shitposting and getting comfy
Guys, I can feel myself straying from Savino's light. The urge to wank is getting so strong that I don't know if I can hold out any longer.
What do I do!?
>>3117464
Think about the look of disappointment on your favorite Loud's face
However Savino know's we are all human he know's will can and will make mistakes so don't beat yourself up too much about if you do fail
>>3117453
>can't self-insert cause this person sounds so naturally angry all the time
>>3117453
Holy shit, this just gets better and better
>Tfw friends tried to set you up with a naive and nice girl like this
>They knew you liked her and she had mentioned liking you
>Had the opportunity to get to know her but instead tried to act cool
>Ignored her and acted like it didn't bother you
>She moved on much much faster than you