RWBYgt Trash General #73: Greene Tea Edition
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CYOA Archive:
Toddquest: http://imgur.com/a/Ov4Gb
Biggirlquest: http://pastebin.com/20z4v7YA
Biggirlquest pictures: http://imgur.com/a/JoF8e
Carrolquest: http://pastebin.com/5PCSqu1p
Grimmquest:
Current Ocho-CYOAs (8ch DOT net/rwby/)
Jasperquest: res/18947.html
Aeroquest: res/17216.html
Wendellquest: res/17090.html
RASSquest: res/16033.html
Rules of RWBYgt threads:
>1. Be comfy!
>2. Read the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW (embed)
>3. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>4. Don't believe their lies
>>3097657
first for molesting sexy jasper
>>3097657
Seconding Wendell x Jasper yaoi shipping.
[spoiler]This pleases the Helousie[/spoiler]
>>3097871
Wen x Jazz
"Green Ranger"
>>3097657
Remind me again why Jasper isn't drowning in the puss if he looks like that?
>>3097900
>Love has no limits, yes?
>>3097917
Because he makes more spaghetti than Burnie in this Million Dollars But
>>3097917
He's waiting for "the one".
>>3097917
Reminder that Jasper cannot into doggystyle or missionary
>>3097917
He is downing in puss.
Drowning is just very horrid.
Post Jasper's face when he sees Marigold AND Smoke (and any other biggrills of simliar caliber from the other quests).
>>3098082
>jasper gets overwhelmed by having sex
>full on ahegao on his part
>decides to go fully in despite being said no
>goodbye cruel world
>finally releases it all in an impossible mating press position
>cum is so hot and thick that you can feel it sloshing around your messed up insides
>it takes him about half an hour to finally stop spurting inside
>falls asleep on you due to exhaustion
>nothing else to do now but cuddle and let the semen flow out on the sheets
>yfw you are [spoiler]Sao [/spoiler]
>>3098242
>the Jasper only likes big grills meme
Snails should've been with Jasper desu
>>3097917
He is, but they always get scared away when they find Raye's brand on his buttcheek
>>3098242
Mari's gonna steal Smoke from him and add her to her harem. She's competing with Todd and she has a long way to go
>>3098371
>and she has a long way to go
Oh we can just timeskip 5 years to get ahead..
>>3098300
>yfw you made all that up with your semblance
>to distract you from a nagging itch in your chest
>a bastard sword
>>3098439
Two can play at that game
>>3098439
Timeskip to Mari as a middle aged doctor.
She am become Valentine, sucker of dicks.
>>3098300
RIP JQ Waifu's insides. How will they take the JC?
From Gold to Sira.
[spoiler]Best Snek Naja too[/spoiler]
>>3098522
You're implying Jasper is even willingly going to hurt a waifu unless it's in a CQC exercise
>>3098543
>Gold is actually into S&M
>Jasper gets confused as to why she wants to see CQC all the time
>>3098628
>She says it's practice for being tortured or interrogated
>>3098439
>>3098470
>ToddQuest timeskip
>Todd is a Colonel in the Atlesian military
>New entries to his harem include Wen, Hickory, Cecelia, Emerald, Turq, Milly and Tilly, Mother Hen, the entirety of NDGO and Valentine's evil twin sister
>In addition to upgraded Peng and P3N1, he has brought in 4 other entities into himself and has essentially become The Meta
>Leading a sting operation against a splinter group of White Fang led by Deery, who is using the whole thing as a front to get the chance to kidnap Todd
>Pi is still a literally who
>>3099262
>Primary weapon of the Colorful Six task force are TC-caliber Dildo Launchers
>>3099262
>Still a literally who, but has had two of his children and is pregnant with another.
I don't know what the fuck RWBY is but I'd fuck Jasper.
Thanks for posting the qt.
>>3099456
RWBY is the show that all of the CYOAs here are based on
They all take place in the world of RWBY, otherwise known as Remnant
>>3099262
>TQ time skip
>Todd gives the M E M E Q U E E N the TC
We need this? I'm waiting for Arslan observing Jasper's "CQC Training"
>>3099513
>Arslan
>Not already on Todd's list
They're both in Vale for the festival AND she's delicious brown, a flavour Todd is quite partial to.
Jasper's just gonna have to settle for the one thing Todd will never be able to get from Remnant, sisterly incest.
>>3099838
>>3099513
>yfw everybody thinks they are doing it behind closed doors
>turns out Arslan is just teaching Jasper some traditional fighting styles to add to his repertoire
>in return, Jasper shows some of his.
>Juliet suddenly feels the need to train harder for some reason
>>3099456
JASPER A PURE!
PURE!
Has Todd even noticed that Remnant's moon isn't the same moon as Earth's?
So is this just the CYOA version of rwbyg?
>>3101516
Nah, everything is welcome here qw long as it's comfy. Thread was made when every bit of Fan content, mainly greentexts, got banned on /co/.
But our little subculture evolves mainly around CYOAs yeah.
>>3099838
>Todd will never have sistercest.
Does taking twins to the bone zone not count?
>>3101652
I see. I was a bit confused as to why there were two threads at first. I haven't touched the general for a while now.
>>3101687
Nope, Remnant will never let him taste the fruit of that delicious taboo. No matter how many girls he bangs, no matter how many kinks he covers, no matter how many robots he stress tests and how many grimm he establishes dominance over; that one door will always be sealed away from him
>>3101730
Unless Chloe is his long lost sister who disappeared back when they were babies.
>>3101820
That reminds me
CYOA was hinting about how Todd may have already nailed 2 of the BTCH moms. We know about Lynette, and we know enough about Mel's mom that we would've known if we had already hit that. So of all the ladies Todd has banged, one of them is the mother of either Chloe or Cecelia, adopted mother in Chloe's case.
We must solve this riddle.
>>3099513
>Wanting to see Todd meet Neon
>Suddenly memes flooding into Todd during the TC-ing
>>3102630
Back in Atlas we joked that Todd taught Neon the way of the memes
>>3102598
Don't forget we might'be banged Chloe's real mom back on earth
>>3101730
>tfw Todd seeks for someone with a time-and-space-travel semblance that can send him back to earth's past
>he then seeks out his mom who already has little baby Todd
>he then impregnates his mom
>to be able to fuck his sister-daughter
Two Birds, One Stone, eh?
>>3102598
I like to imagine Valentine is Chloe's adopted mom. The girl with no parents to raise her and the woman who can't have children.
Plus, the Doc's general demeanour mixed with Jill's teaching is probably why Chloe is such a mess sexually speaking.
>>3102793
I think then she would'be reacted differently to us bang Ing Chloe.
Still a good guess tho, thought the same up until the Day of the BTCHs
>>3102827
In all fairness, the mess we left the infirmary in was well and truly beyond the the usual "sexual disarray" she's used to dealing with, so that was a pretty pressing issue at the time. Plus, Valentine is exactly the most pure and prudish type. She's certainly in the "If you got it, flaunt it" camp and might not really be all that bothered about Todd soiling her hypothetical daughteru.
>>3097657
Now we need to see Juliet in all of her r63 goodness
>>3102630
Gets me curious to say, how would M E M E Q U E E N handle the TC?
>>3102883
Are you SURE it's out of the norm for Valentine?
>>3103374
Probably quite well.
>Hyperactive cowgirl cat
yes please.
[spoiler]cat-tail pegging a go[/spoiler]
>>3103374
>Disrobing
"How do you fight while so bottom heavy?"
>"Low center of gravity."
>The act
I need that picture of shit Japanese porno magazines say.
>>3099456
Did you come her just because of the Jasper pic in the OP?
>the spaghetti messiah gains more apostles
>>3103632
Truly he is the otter mode mandingo
>>3103798
it's kinda like a mix of athletic and ottermode to me
Wake up
>>3104884
Can't wake up.
Sorry guys might have to postpone GQ today. I am at the hospital right now, getting something checked out.
>>3106211
We'll wait...
How about what will the waifus from V3 take the JC, and TC?
Getting a kitten (female, gray).
Suggestions for name?
>>3106774
Cat
>>3106837
>Emilia
I was just about to suggest that.
>Curie
Seconding as well.
>>3106837
Ash
>>3106837
>Curie
qt french cat?
alright GQ is back up, anyone here ready?
>>3107576
My body is always ready.
You are heading home, after an eventful battle with some sort of demon. When you hear the sound of grass rustling and the sound of soft hissing. You recognize that sound, it could only be one grimm! You listen harder for the source of the sounds. A hiss is heard from the left, it’s coming from that bush. You slowly inch your way towards the bush. The bush goes quiet.
What do you do?
>Shake the bush.
>Talk to the bush.
>Attack the bush.
>Write in
>>3107668
Shake the bush
>>3107576
No.
2 drunk.
>>3107668
Talk to it, nerd.
You grasp the leaves gently, THEN SHAKE THEM WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Out from the bushes a young King Taijitu pops out of the bush panicking and screaming his two heads off. He stops when he finds you smiling at him next to the bush. You laugh loudly at him, holding your stomach. Taijitu puffs himself up in anger.
That’s not funny! His left head angrily yells out, t-that’s r-r-right its not funny at all, his right timidly exclaims. This taijitu, is an old friend of yours, since you were just a cub he and you have been on many adventure together. He was the only one who didn’t abandon you. “So my friend what were you doing in that bush”? He looks at you almost proudly. Stalking, I heard loud shouting coming from the west so I thought, I should check it out! If it’s a hunter then I will take it out with no problem! Left eagerly explains. T-though we wouldn’t be advised f-from running away says right quietly.
This is an opportunity, you could join Your friend on his battle, or you could convince him to join your group and wait for Harvey.
What do?
>go with him
>convince him
Also what is your friend’s name?
>David
>Apep
>Quetzal
>write in
I guess since theres not many people active, if there continues to be not many people after this vote. I will run it later, whens theres more.
>>3108219
Go with our pal, Bob.
>>3108219
>Go with him
>David
>>3108219
Raiden
NEW PARTY MEMBER GAINED!!!
STATUS: King Taijitu?
HP: 20
STR: 2
DEX: 4
DEF: 2
SPD: 3
AP: 30
Inventory: none
ABILITIES
Constrict: can hold a single enemy in coils for 3 turns causing 10 damage every turn. Vulnerable to outside attacks. (DEX) 7AP
Heat sense: can see enemies behind walls and can be used to see other enemies statuses.
Bite: normal attack deals 5 damage. (STR) 0AP
Poison spit: deals 3 damage every turn (DEX) 4AP (does not stack)
Iron skin: reduces damage by how much your DEF is, lasts 5 turns
Spring coil: curls up into a coil and launches himself towards an enemy. 2DMG penetrates aura (SPD+STR) 5AP
Evade: basic move
CHOOSE FREE ABILITY FOR HARD MODE
>Don’t tread on me: sets yourself up to take damage, but counters giving out 2x damage enemy deal you. (7AP)
>Shock and awe: can grab an enemy and paralyze them with your venom. (5AP)
>Blood feeder: each attack dealt heals for 3hp lasts 3turns (5AP)
choose name again
>bob
>david
>raiden
>>3108462
>shock and awe
>Naja
(king taijitu is now a female)
>>3108462
>Shock and Awe
>David
>>3108462
Shock and awe, David.
Even the name is symmetrical!
I think I will join you, you look like you need help from a professional. “A professional? Like you have ever taken down a hunter before”!
Well you are wrong, I got a live one tied up in my den right now. Both heads look at you strangely, right speaks first w-why would you tie up a hunter alive? You pause…..
Never you mind what for, do you need help or what!?
Both heads look at each other, before nodding. “well great hunter of hunters lead the way”. David says sarcastically.
You walk ahead of him to the west he follows behind you. While making your way there you make small talk. So how’s your sister? “w-who naja?” Right says quietly you nod yeah her, what happened to her? Have not seen her since last year. Right does not answer and goes silent. It is left that speaks up,
Shes dead. Killed by hunters.
You stop, you now understand why David was hunting hunters all by himself revenge, just like you.
You say nothing more and head on your way.
Up ahead you hear the sounds of foreign speech.
David, immediately sneaks into the foliage, to spy on the noise. You see a break in the bushes and peak out of the trees.
Two hunters one with long golden yellow hair, and another with long black hair.
What do?
>distract them (david gains sneak attacks next turn)
>wait
>all-out attack (both will come out to attack at once.)
>write in
>Ryan randomly crawling into frame with boxes of donuts for the guys
Kek
>>3108689
Oh boy, Distract!
>>3108689
[X] Distract.
Also, in the eventuallity of actual victory:
[X] Add Literally Barbara to breeding harem, eat shit-cat.
closing 5 minutes
>>3108689
>distract them (david gains sneak attacks next turn)
You tell David that you will distract them while he hits them from behind, he nods.
You charge out of the trees roaring all the way and jump right behind the hunters, black respond almost instantly jumping away from you, drawing her weapons. Yellow just stands there staring at you with her hands or her side giving off a cocky smile. She raises her fists slowly and laughs, you charge at them both, yellow responds by trying to punch you, you roll out of the way. Black shoots at you with her guns, some graze your leg as you roll away. -2hp
Both of them now have their back to david.
remaining hp:28
What does david do?
>choose an attack from the list (due to sneak attack dmg is 2x)
>>3109259
Constrict Black
>>3109259
shock and awe blondie
writing
David leaps from the bushes, suprising yellow by coiling around her. Before she can do anything david bites her in the neck, paralyzing her. (due to sneak attack yellow will not move for 4 turns!)
25AP Remains
She drops stiff as a board, David then leaps off her and besides you. Black stares stunned at yellow, before moving to protect her from further attacks.
(black used ability ??????)
What do?
>Claw swipe basic attack deals 5DMG (no modifier)
>Wolf howl: increases STR by 2 points to you and any allies (5AP)
>Pounce: Jumps nearby enemies pinning them while you attack does 5DMG every turn (warning risky move, will be vulnerable for 2 turns) (STR added to damage) (7AP)
>comet punch: deals a strong fast blow 3DMG (STR) 5AP
>write in
Use smell? (see enemy stats)
>yes
>no
Use rip and tear? (go into a berserk rage all attacks deal 2x DMG, but cannot run or evade enemy attacks. Lasts 1 turn (7AP))
Attack who?
>yellow
>black
What does david do?
>pick an attack from above
>write in
>>3109794
>Use smell first
>RIP AND TEAR
>Comet Punch at Black
>David use constrict on Black
closing 10 minutes
Looks like we killing Worst Cat, basically not an ideal mate for our Harem Breeding.
>>3110023
I'd be surprised if people wanted to fuck the cat. I mean, it's somewhat okay to fuck a human but fucking a cat is basically bestiality.
>>3110040
isn't jefe an animal technically?
>>3110068
Grimm aren't animals. What's wrong with you?
>>3110068
Even Grimm can have standards.
>All these people hating best cat
Oh well it’s your guys opinion.
Your rage festers and boils, eyes becoming glowing hot red and smoke emanates from your body.
You howl with rage.
You take a deep breath, smelling your victim.
It seems that this hunter is a beast hunter.
BLACK
AURA:30
HP:25
AP:20 - 10
ABILITY REVEALED!
Supreme guard: all damage is reduced by ½ cannot be grappled or stunned when active (??? Turns active)
YELLOW:
AURA:25
HP:35
AP:10
You launch forward putting your fist forward with explosive strength, however she was ready for it, holding her weapons in front of her she block the brunt of your attack, and pushes you backwards. Still you did some damage to her.
David sees his chances and jumps on her, constricting her. Hes squeezes down once, before realizing his mistake. He weapons is still in front of her, and he squeezed into her blade.
-1hp for david.
He loosens his hold and black throws him off, still he hurt her.
Black remaining aura: 15
Jefe HP: 28
Jefe AP: 5
David AP: 18
David hp:19
What do?
>attack again
>attack yellow
>rest (recover 5AP and 2hp)
>write in
What david do?
>attack black
>attack yellow
>rest
>write in
>>3110555
David distracts Black while we grab Yellow and run.
>>3110555
>Jefe distract Black
>Have David use Vemon bite
>>3110656
Wait, changing David's spit to Spring Coil. We need to shred that aura fast.
closing 3min
You have get around her defense somehow!
You go in with the intent to distract black, so David may wound her.
You jump at her swiping your claws at you, she blocks every swipe, then pulls out her guns to open fire at you point blank.
Thankfully this is when David attacks.
Pulling himself into a coil he springs himself outwards like a bullet straight into her side, causing black to fall over. She begins coughing as all the air in her lungs were forced out.
Black aura:8
Black HP: 18
David AP: 13
ABILITY BROKEN!
>Yellow moves in 3 turns
What do?
>Attack (who and using what)
>rest (recovers AP and HP)
>write in
What David do?
>attack
>rest
>write in
(so I use dice, for the hunters, whenever they need to counter attack or defend sometimes. Blake had a chance to hurt you while distracting, she rolled a 1. A FUCKING 1 so I had to break her ability.)
The dice gods love you guys.
>>3111059
>Blake rolled a one
Kek
Give Black the pounce, and David biting her.
>>3111059
David uses poison spit on Black while we use comet punch on Black.
>>3111105
pounce requires 7ap you only have 5
>>3111135
>Murder the wood medal
Blake can FINALLY be good for something , guys!
>>3111151
Okay, Claw swipe and Bite
>>3111059
Whatever kills Blake and leaves us with enough AP to dominate Yellow and add her to the harem.
closing in in 5mins
so one vote for
comet punch and poison spit
and one vote for claw swipe and bite.
am i right?
Once again you close your fist and with all your might. You lunge forward striking black across her face, her aura shatters. She skids across the ground and hits a tree. As if to add insult to injury, David spits on her, both heads smiling.
Aura:0
HP:11 (3 dmg every turn due to poison)
Jefe: AP 0
David AP: 8
Enraged black, pulls on her weapon revealing a long ribbon, and throws her weapon at you.
What do?
>Evade: completely avoid damage 2AP ERROR NO AP LEFT!
>defend: reduce damage by 3 No ap needed.
>write in
>David is too far away to do anything.
(YELLOW ABILITY REVEALED! RAGE: all stats increase (except dex) by 4x.
YELLOW MOVES IN 2…………. Error… error…….
1 TURN
>>3111616
Catch her weapon in our might fist, then pull her in and bite her fucking head off.
>>3111616
Try to catch it, pull her in and claw swipe?
>>3111742
So rather than catching it like out of the air, we catch it by letting her impale our arm then use the other to reel her in?
I'm alright with that, if we get the "Defend" bonus.
>>3111674
Okay changing catching to Defend
No more fancy stuff.
>>3111780
yeah you can do that.
Enraged you hold onto the weapon and pull on it with all your might. She does not expect it.
She grows pail and fear course through her face.
You pull her into your waiting claws. You slash downward, going from her face to her stomach. Blood spurts out, he eyes go wide, and she falls.
-5hp
-3hp from poison
3hp Remains
STATUS: KO
She doesn’t get up, all you hear from her is heavy breathing, and soft crying. She curls up into a ball trying to cover her wounds. She shivers uncontrollably. How pathetic
You cant finish her now, you have another problem
>YELLOW MOVES NOW!
Yellow rises, her hair a flaming like an inferno. Her weapons at ready, She will not give mercy, or rest.
and neither will you.
10AP recovered from defeated foe.
>to be continued.
Well, thought I would be finished by now, but I guess time just flew by for me. I will start again tomorrow morning at the earliest.
So what did you guys think about this session?
>>3112110
So what caused the paralysis to wear off a turn early?
>>3112110
Disappointed that we're probably going to get our ass kicked/killed without killing Blake.
>>3112208
I know he weakness. I just doubt Jefe can channel Neo that well.
>>3112208
Can we run away at this point?
>>3112237
Unfortunately Jefe lacks in the Agile department, and we don't kick often. We let David do the work for us, or Harvey help us.
>when you're not in today's Theater Mode, but there's fucking donuts to share
Potential list of characters taking the JC/TC
>Arslan
>Reese
>May
>Neon
>Amber
>>3114244
>Amber
Shinji no what the fuck
>>3114244
I don't think any of them are gonna be taking the JC
Wake up guys, you're slipping through the pages
>>3119436
How lewd. I heartily approve.
>>3114244
>Jasper handing out his dick like it's free candy
>Not tender loving and planning a long-lasting relationship before sex
JASPER A PURE!
A PURE!
>>3119808
Jasper x May
"Too pure for lewding"
>>3120177
>The average JasperQuest player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
So uh. Anyone wanna do some MQ?
>>3120209
Kek.
>>3120209
that was the joke dumbass
How's everyone doing?
If this thread doesn't catch any steam soon, I will start JQ here to keep the ball rolling
[spoiler]And don't delete your posts, Dry [/spoiler]
>>3121761
nothing to complain about.
ALSO HYPE.
(i was going to run GQ later tonight anyways got caught up with alot of shit)
>>3121815
Okay, just trying to find my old art in the archives.
[spoiler]The regrets are overwhelming to say the least[/spoiler]
>>3121839
>that abomination
At least Space Patrol Luluco has a Midori so I can think of her when I see that name instead.
>>3121863
I was really adamant against drawing her but for some reason I couldn't help but do it.
[spoiler] The mix of costume ideas was a hard but fun thing to meld together.[/spoiler]
>>3121761
>[spoiler]And don't delete your posts, Dry [/spoiler]
You can't tell me what to do. You're not my mom.
And even if you were I wouldn't listen.
>>3121968
Why would you even delete them in the firstplace?
There was no error in them...I think?
[spoiler]When did the /co/ thread stop posting the general numbers? Kinda makes it hard for me to sift through the sands[/spoiler]
>>3122029
Two weeks after the finale, iirc.
>>3122096
You've got to be shitting me.
With much deliberation I will just start with HJQ so it's easier to archive JQ on 8ch.
(Do not take this game seriously, even the skills don't really mean jack as usual, and remember to have fun)
I'm just making shit up as I go along too
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Hyper Jasper Quest
Welcome to Hell Edition
[] New Game
[] Continue
[] Settings
[] Store
[] Credits
[] Play more games
[] Exit
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>>3122821
>[] Settings
>>3122821
>SETTINGS
>>3122902
>game
>>3123005
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>[x] Game
-- Difficulty
[] Thumb Sucker (I will hold your hand along the way)
[] Casual (just in it for the NOT PLANNED story)
[] Don't be a Pussy (Play it how it's meant to be played)
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>>3123111
>DANTE MUST DIE MODE
> if not an option dont be a pussy mode
>>3123135
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>[x] Normal Mode Selected
[] New Game
[] Continue
[] Settings
[] Store
[] Credits
[] Play more games
[] Exit
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>>3123162
>Store
>>3123162
>store
>>3123276
c':
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>[x] Store
===============
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NEWS: JQ bundle* coming soon!
This bundle includes:
JQ I: Origins (Revised Edition)*
The current state of JQ II: Faunus Rising
JQ I and II Character Artwork
RayeQuest
WitchTales
HJQ
A look inside team BARFS and the development of JQ II
Get a chance to spend a night with one of the BARFS
*Revised Edition may or may not be free of consequences
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There are no downloadable content at this time.
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[] New Game
[] Continue
[] Settings
[] Store
[] Credits
[] Play more games
[] Exit
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>>3123405
>Get a chance to spend a night with one of the BARFS
I never agreed to that.
>>3123405
>NEW GAME
>>3123418
Wow, are you implying it's going to be you?
Pretty confident there, aren't ya?
>>3123405
[] Play more games
>>3123419
>>3123482
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>[x] Continue
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Slot 1
Location : (SPOILERS)
Difficulty: Don't be a Pussy
Playtime: 24:54:87
Description : Jazz, did you remember to do your homework and drink your milk?
[] Load? [] Delete?
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Slot 2
[] Make new?
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Slot 3
[] Make new?
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>>3123567
>load slot 1
>>3123567
Load Slot one
>>3123599
Any reason why you want to play Raye's save file?
>>3123613
Change this to...
>New game at Slot Two
>[x] New Game at Slot 2
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Slot 2
Make new save? []
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>[x] Yes
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The folly of man to keep chasing the unattainable is their greatest strength. Keep. Moving. Forward.
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Your tired eyes split open the darkness that envelops you.
There is much ache around your whole body along with wires and tubes inserted in different places.
You are on a clean bed and the light is nauseating.
"Aah, you've returned, Greene."
A deep and commanding voice rouses you to turn to your side.
An aged and well uniformed man stands up with a cane by his arm, his posture is waning but it still holding an authoritative stance.
His wrinkled face is lined with much scrap and scars with his silvered hair combed to the left.
It's the General.
General Ironwood.
[] Hello sir.
[] Where am I?
>>3123823
[x] Hello, sir.
>>3123823
Hello sir.
>[x] Hello, sir
"Hello.. sir."
Your voice is very raspy and deep, a tickling feeling hums from your throat when you try to voice your thoughts.
The old man circles around to the other side of your bed.
The humming and beeping of machines are everywhere in the room, their noise constantly pierce your eardrums.
"It's been nearly 3 weeks, agent. We thought we have lost you to the Mountain Grimm."
"Mountain... Grimm?"
It's probably best you do not speak.
"Swallowed you whole. Luck was definitely on your side because about an hour later we bombarded that son of a bitch and out you popped sliding out from it's black bile. Must have been horrifying to fight all that Grimm inside it."
Although it isn't clear to you , there is a massive block in your memory of that occurring.
But the tremendous amount of strain your body seems to be feeling holds it to be true.
You nod.
"It's probably best you get some recuperation . Your wounds may have healed but I'm afraid that anybody who goes through that traumatic event must be hell.
The general starts to walk way towards the exit, his cane tapping the floor tiles that ring your ears with each beat.
"N..no.."
Your rise your upper torso up from the bed, the tubes stretching as you wriggle your way out of their coils.
"Hmmm?"
"I...I am fit and...able."
"I do not think you are, Greene. What do you have to say to that?"
[] I know I am
[] You mentioned a 'we'?
[] Then you thought wrong
>>3124228
[x] We?
>>3124228
[x] You mentioned a "we"?
>>3124228
>[] I know I am
>[x]
"We..?"
The bright light and the beeping has died down a bit but your gravelly voice still continues to do it's thing.
"The squad you belong in, Greene. The Sunchasers. One of the best non-hunter teams we have here aboard the Necessity. They should be waiting outside."
He swipes his hand by a sensor on the door as it whooshes open.
A flood of three people of differing sizes rush into the room and start to surround you.
Ah yes.
The Sunchasers.
Can't believe you forgot about the people whom you've gone to almost thousands of missions with..
There's Stefen.
The marksman, still looking as sharp as ever.
Yulia.
Strong woman.
Don't want to mess with her in the slightest.
And Keppel.
The faunus combat lifesaver with the sensitive ears.
And...
Wait, where's Commander Saek?
Stefen: "Man, Chase. We thought we had to throw you out of the ship."
Yulia: "Cut it out Stef. He just woke up."
Keppel is scanning the monitors around the room, "His vitals are pretty good."
You also notice that Stefen has his arm around the amazon's hips.
Oh yeah...
[] If you throw me out, how can I be the best man to your wedding?
[] I told Ironwood I was already fine, Kep.
[] Where's Saek?
>>3124524
[x] Where's Saek?
So like... When did we become a failed Doom Marine?
>>3124524
Where's Saek?
>>3124593
Can you explain yourself further?
>>3124622
No?
We're a scarred monstrosity from what I gather.
What even happened?
>>3124524
>Soap and Smoke getting married.
I'm sorry, am I not on Earth Prime anymore?
Did I slip into a darker timeline?
>[x] Where's Saek?
"The commander...where is she?"
Stefen: "Woah geez, I didn't think it was that bad but your voice, man..."
Yulia: "It isn't that bad Stef! It isn't that bad Jasper."
Keppel: "He is the only recorded person to have survived what he had gone through. Not even hunters are capable of doing so. And speaking of which--"
An adult voice enters the room.
The sound of the heels on the boots echoes throughout the room.
A small girl walks beside you in a military fashion.
There is a huge scar on hr right eye covered by a black eyepatch.
It's the commander.
Commander Soo Hyun Saek.
Stefen: "He's fucked up, Commander."
Saek: "At least he's up. Welcome back Jasper, glad we can get our striker back. I heard from Ironwood that you are able. Is that true?"
Keppel: "Yes, all vitals are reading normal.."
Saek: "I wasn't talking to you, Imogen."
The faunus retracts back and just resumes scanning the machines.
Saek: " Are you?"
[] Yes, I am.
[] Nod
>>3124801
[x] Yes
>>3124827
So that's a yes?
Also you didn't explain anything, near as I can see.
>>3124801
[x] Yes I am.
>>3124850
You were swallowed by the Mountain Range Grimm and came out fucked.
I guess you did fail?
>>3124801
>Yes
Also, hi Thatch. I'm back.
(What was that about that weird movie?)
>>3124925
What else has changed?
>>3124989
You hold them, I have no desire to take part in this terrible timeline.
Let me know when it's over.
>[x] Yes.
Saek: "Then suit up then, we got a new mission in a couple of hours."
A new one?
Already?
Guess it's the best way to see if you still got it.
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After taking a nice hot shower, you notice the numerous wounds around your body
Scars, lacerations, and puncture wounds.
You got em all.
Behind the mirror, it looks like you have grown a full beard and hair from the time you were out.
Your intense golden eyes peek through your wet hair.
[] Shave beard and hair
[] Let it be.
>>3125080
[x] Let it be
>>3125080
Leave it be.
>>3125080
So are these scripted, or can we new game and RNG for SoapxKep?
>Let it be
Last time we had a cool beard, we shaved it for Smoke, but that's clearly not an issue here.
>>3125080
>[] Shave beard
>>3124989
>Did you guys get married yet?
She has a boyfriend. And is living with him.
>So how was that cute Miia cosplayer?
indescribable.
I can wholeheartedly say that that what was just a little crush before turned into flaming, tragic love. I never felt like that before, but my best friend, with a little more experience in things like that, says what I'm describing is love.
So yeah.
It didn't go that well.
Although I relish the experience.
even if it hurts like hell, it feels like I missed that part of life until now.
>>3125080
>[] Shave beard and hair
>>3125122
What's wrong with Hobo Jasper?
>>3125080
Shave. I want to see the damage.
>>3125121
You'll find someone better, Admiral.
They always do.
>>3125080
>[] Shave beard and hair
>>3125080
>let it be
>>3125080
Shave
If Kep is in the military she's legal. Nothing's stopping us.
>>3125080
Leave it.
>>3125182
Ironwood is like a vet in this story
>>3125182
Agreed.
>>3125143
you know the answer to that.
"I don't want someone better"
>>3125207
Geez, Admiral.
You're so hopeless, maybe there's a person you know that likes you as much as you like that girl and because you don't want anybody else, she will also be hurt in the process.
>>3125235
I'm in love. For the first fucking time in my life.
Let me be hopeless. Let me be stupid.
I have enough time to be smart and full of hope later.
>>3125235
Thatch, don't be silly.
That shit only happens on paper.
>>3125273
Sometimes it's real. Remember that one fucker who posted about he won the childhood friend route last New Year's?
>>3125297
No.
I flipped a coin to break a tie and shave won.
>[x] Shave
You decide to shave your beard and hair fully.
The buzzing of the clippers drop away chunks of hair into the sink as you start to see the multiple gashes hidden beneath.
It looks like you dunked your head in barbed wire and shook around.
The longest and largest one is on the top of your crown, it forms a scar that trails tight down almost to your forehead.
The claw must have been deep in there.
After some trimming and washing you open your locker to suit up.
There you find your gear.
There are some light scratches on it but most of the old damage looks like it's already been fixed.
It isn't all that clear from far away from it's olive green color anyways.
They even freshly put on a new paint for your name.
Greene.
You start to grab it off it's hanger until a fast flash of images start to materialize.
Screaming.
So much shrieking in the black and swampy darkness.
You remember the flash of light everytime you pull the trigger of your shotgun.
The claws and bites nearly ripping and tearing you apart limb from limb.
You remember the murky bile you stood on while the Grimm hastily try to pull you away towards them.
But you never gave up.
And even to your last round you used your legs.
And when that wouldn't work you used your arms.
And when that wouldn't work you used your teeth and head.
The memories came surging in as you feel it in your body.
The gnawing pain...
The agony...
It almost feels like it's happening again.
You snap back to reality and take a few breathers before successfully suiting up.
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The team assembled in the hangar bay right beside your transport ship.
Saek: "Alright listen up chucklefucks, we got a new pilot here with us today because they said they needed 'some time off from us' Ha!"
"Ladies, here's our new pilot, Daisy Tulips.
A lady jumps down from the ship and waves everybody hi.
Her flight suit hugs her figure really well with her bee patterned helmet to the side of her hip.
Daisy: "Howdy!"
Yulia catches her fiancé staring until a fast elbow to his side makes him adjust his jaw and stupefied eyes.
Saek: "Daisy here is an excellent pilot. I'm sure she will treat us all well."
Daisy: "It's a pleasure to meet, y'all. Aaand just to make sure ah got it all right.."
"Yer Stefen?"
Stefen: "Sure am. Soap is fine"
Daisy: "And yer Yulia and she's..err..he's Keppel."
Yulia: " Yup. Smoke should do and I still can't believe I'm engaged to this dork. "
Stefen: "Hey!"
Keppel: "Although Kit is fine."
Stefen: "Baldie over there is Jasper."
You give her a silent wave.
Daisy nods back at your kind gesture.
Daisy: "Ah'm guessin' yer the one that jumped inside the Grimm and lived?"
[] The one and only
[] I got eaten, I didn't necessarily jump in
[] Is it the scars?
>>3126072
>[] I got eaten, I didn't necessarily jump in
>>3126072
[x] I got eaten.
>>3126072
"That's what they tell me, at least."
>>3126072
>[] I got eaten, I didn't necessarily jump in
>>3126072
Got eaten
>[x] I got eaten
"I..didn't jump in..I got...eaten."
Daisy: "That kinda the same thing, right?"
"Not...exactly."
You all shortly board the ship and are given your arsenal and helmets.
Sarge.
Your shotgun.
You two have been through thick and thin together and he always proved to be reliable as always.
This is your weapon.
You slip in inside the helmet as it starts to initialize your HUD.
//////////////////////////////////////
Calibrating...
Please remain eye contact with the large red dots as they appear into the screen.
//////////////////////////////
A calibration grid test.
You shift your eyes around the helmet as the red dot jumps around from place to place.
////////////////////////////////////
Calibration Successful.
Welcome Agent Greene.
Please choose the AI who will assist you for this mission.
[] Sheila
[] Dodger
[] Turn off AI assist
/////////////////////////////////
>>3126299
[x] dodger
>>3126299
>[] Sheila
>>3126299
>Sheila
Oh fuck, that's not supposed to be Sheila.
It's supposed to be Wynona
>>3126299
Wynona for nostalgia sakes
>>3126352
Fine
>Download AI from Cloud storage: Filename: Saorise
>>3126421
>AI flirting with Jasper
yes pls
we Theodore Twombly now
>>3126449
Maybe you need to calm up.
>>3126455
>Twombly
>>3126493
What's that?
I meant the guy from "Her"
>[x]Wynona
"Wynona"
//////////////////////////
---Wynona---
INITIALIZING
------------------
/////////////////////////
Wynona: "Hello Agent Greene, thank you for choosing me today for your 879th mission. Would you like me to run a tutorial?"
"No, Wyn. Like always."
"Okay, sassy pants. But there is a new feature being added to all integrated suits to help AI achieve better effectiveness in the field."
"Okay, What is the new feature, Wyn?"
"Throughout your mission I will personally augment your suit and weaponry after multiple assessments on what I think you need."
"Like upgrades?"
" If you put it like that then it doesn't make sound smart, Greene."
"Okay, okay. Show me."
"Here are your preliminary 'upgrades' if you will. There will be more features the more you progress. You may only choose one at a time."
//////////////////////////////////////
Striker Class
[] Offense: Packing - Makes your rounds more 'effective'
[] Defense: Shell of a Man - unlocks the armor feature of the suit
[] Dustician: Harness: Dust - unlocks the suit's ability to harness raw dust and slot it
////////////////////////////////////
Thatch here, keep in mind that this is not integral to the story and may not even make sense in-game.
>>3126683
[x] Packing
>>3124677
>darker
>>3126683
>offense
>>3126683
>[] Offense: Packing - Makes your rounds more 'effective'
>>3126827
getting 20 in june
(most people guess me about 25 though)
>>3126860
>young
Get your filthy young hands off me!
[spoiler]loljk I wish I can lead a more fulfilled life though.[/spoiler]
>>3126860
Oh good. Take my advice and don't become a jaded piece of shit like me with no friends except for a bunch of anonymous shitposters.
>>3126683
>[] Defense
>>3126913
Well, how old are you?
>inb4 136 million years
>>3126997
23. I basically have three phases to each day: sleep, work, and this thread.
>>3127125
well, when at Uni my day looks just the same.
but with this thread mixed into everything, and the sleep splitted weirdly because of the time difference.
And at the weekend I go to cons and fall in love.
ha. ha.
(I usually sit around at home and wait for my buddies to play something but someone always has something else to do)
>[x] Offense
/////////////////////////
[Packing]
- Every weapon you shoot will be advanced into a 'super' state. They will now be more effective against aura and slightly allow more penetration.
Confirm?
[x] Yes
/////////////////////////
Saek: "Everybody ready? Ok, here's how it's going down..--"
From what you gather from the very short briefing, you are being flown into Fort Hammond stationed in Menagerie, one of the largest dust mining facilities in all of remnant.
There's been an invasion from the locals there and are destroying everything they are getting their hands on, even killing staff.
This has been going on for weeks and the situation is growing worse.
The main mission is to extract the head engineer, February Gold and her team out of there. She has been located at the top most part of the facility tower, radioing for help.
You have the clear to open fire at any armed combatant.
Saek: "Sunchasers! The light is green!
A loud siren blares throughout the ship as the bay doors start to open, a rope drops down for you all to rappel down.
From the distance you see Fort Hammond and the warzone surrounding it.
You take a leap forward.
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HYPER JASPER QUEST
Welcome to Hell
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Chapter 1: What goes up... will start shortly
