Hatsune Mix Season 4 Ep 81
Prepare for battle!
> 1. First 24 entries get in
> 2. A name, a tribute image, and Gender of that tribute is needed
> 3. No dupes!
> 4. Please save your filler for dead hours or if we have lack tributes
> 5. To not take up time swaps will only be allowed to the first 5 that request it
> 6. Alternatively you may forfeit your spot and it will go to tributes past cutoff
> 7. That's it! Sit back and wait for roster check and the bloodbath.
> 8. Enjoy yourself!
I think we might have a few too many for 24.
Evening, whoever you are.
Ok that last point was true, but I have every reason to after what theyve done to me and simians in general. Hey it's not like I go round killing you lot, so already Im doing a better job morally then mankind. You lot kill each other all the time!
Specter. Lord, Mr, whatever prefix you wish to use, as long as it's not insulting.
What in the world... So many greetings today.
You did a good job taking care of it. Good for you.
I don't think so.
Hmph. Hello, petty annoyance.
Yo and all that.
What is it?
Hello,whatever youkai you are.
>she looks surprised, pulling her hand away
You... You're the one I healed the other day!
Elly. You're in better spirits.
>wow that took a long time
I am far from scary. I am not scary at all come on now. I am a perfectly sane, and perfect human individual. I am not scary.
>>3097464 (Battle Cruiser Operational)
Uhhhh... News flash. I have been here for a year and a half. You're the new guy around here.
Never. Well there it is now....
You should know that he's a HE not a SHE. and besides, so what, It's pretty fun. He's like a dullahan like that.
Like I said it's too harsh. And besides, I am not annoyed with you just yet.
You look better already jack!
Late as fuck Haise Sasaki
>Holy shit this guy.
Did you made it to a decent university at least? I hope your life plans are already coming along, you can't just stay home forever young man!
That's really a problem. What about your family and friends? They must be really worried about you. Wanna try going out of this place with me? I'll hold your hand!
How can you have a lot of it if I haven't even sold you yet? You gotta show more leg if you want that paycheck.
It's fine. I don't need them to continue living.
I don't have a cellphone. I left it back in the real world. More importantly, someone like you shouldn't have a phone.
...Souda what the heck are you talking about?
Last time I checked we where trying our darndest to keep different ape species from dying out.
No, someone else's blood maybe but not mine. Wait, who are you?
No one cool says "funky fresh". Sorry to break it to you Souda.
You know it man. At least someone understands.
(Ok Yamato, it's time to bluff like you've never bluffed before)
No seriously. It's fine, I'm pretty sure it's just a dumb joke. Anyway, I'm Naoe Yamato. It's nice to meet you.
>Will u tk me to homecomin XAXAXX-chan?
We can have that sort of fun with other people man. We can get drunk together but no touching.
Good girl, your parents taught you very well.
I know that man! I've tried to get home on multiple occasions. None of them have worked! I want to see my friends but...god dammit don't make me sad right now.
You're that little monkey that thinks it's people, right? Ghost or whatever the hell your name is, from the Ape Escape games
I'm Clawdia, Crabgirl, clawed girl, and a hungry girl.
I'd rather my body not be modified like that, especially without my permission.
Well, I've finally got some spell cards sorted out...and I have a plan just stupid and crazy enough to work.
...His. I don't know why I said that. And a dullahan is capable of using their head and their body both, still.
Why would I ever want your virginity when I could take it by force if I wanted to spend that much time on you, which I obviously don't... That much is obvious, right?
No... It's a dance, Nico-chan. It's where friends come back to each other and have an annual tradition.
I'm aware how mortal life goes, puny one. I'm more than aware of how your life will end as well, it's but a matter of time and I've seen enough timelines to know every single way you'll die~!
If only I had the time to make a lot of bets. You better make it quickly as I don't have much time left till I have to divide some different timelines.
>Have to go in like 20.
I thought I was an advertiser...like a sign swinger...
I...thought you were someone else. The long purple hair, the eyes, and glasses...then again, she'd never be caught dead in anything but her labcoat.
That's why I'm cool. I say stuff like funky fresh and hella cool. It's the little things in life that bump people up to number one on the popularity charts.
E-Even though I'm in 9th right now...
Everything looks in order... let's move it!
Hey you stopped crying, I think you do feel a bit better.
I am an android, I'm not even capable of fear, but everything inside me is telling me to avoid you.
I want you to give Elly cute cat ears, like the ones you had the other day, are they gone now though?
You're no fun.. I just wanted to pet them..
Looks good to me Miku!
Of course Nico's mommy and daddy taught her well, but stop treating her like she is a kid!
Why not? With a cellphone you can always talk to your best friends no matter where you are! It's the best thing ever!
But you just told Nico that the thing where we dance is the Prom and that it's not happening.
Nico's head is starting to get a little light from this.
(Check your email)
I hope you continue having a good evening... My name is Hinata by the way, it's nice to meet you...
If I remember right... you said you weren't human before? What are you then?
I'll just call you Mr. Specter then, if that's ok... You can call me Hinata
My name is Hinata Hyuga... nice to meet you too
>I needed a reminder, thank you very much
R-Right, forget about what I said and let's keep the good mood alright?
But you still should go to bed early!
Yeah, because that's how life is. We all die eventually. Like I said, it's nothing new.
S-She started it! She almost crushed my ribcage by sitting on me!
It looks horrible because I'm not in it.
You'll be swinging something, but I can guarantee you it won't be a sign.
Not without me casting some spells from it. It was pretty fun looking at huge spherical objects destroying houses...
Well... he's technically like that, only his body malfunctioned because I throw it to the ocean.
Oh don't worry, that's all I need. 20 minutes.
The bet is whoever last longer wins. How about that Tinkerbell. I hope you're ready.
Nah I won't do that to you.
avoiding me won't change anything. I'll be always around the corner using precise strikes.
They're a little too calmed so I needed something to stop that.
That...that's kind of hot. Anyway, just tell her to not do it again!
God knows you'll use it for something other than that. I can see you calling an ambulance over something silly and trivial.
Yo kai. Say it with me now, yo-kai.
It's what I'm assuming you are.
A general term for any folk creature, ghost or beast.
You also make it a point to insult me. Is that not petty? I believe so.
Of course I didn't forget.
You're the one that acted all strangely the moment I healed you up!
I was this close to slapping you... Both times!
So, can I have them please?
>she holds out her hand, clutching a tome in the other
Yes, my cat ears are gone...
I thought that's what you said. I'm not below casting magic on someone with little reason, but I'm curious as to why you want me to do it.
Is that so? Hmm...
>she stares at you for a few seconds, looking you up and down, before writing something down on a notepad
Right. I'm Patchouli Knowledge. Call me Patchouli.
By the way... if you see me again.... Run.
And off we go.
You're a crabgirl? Oh jeez, then the crab eating comment was probably a little weird. Sorry about that.
Hold on, I gotta set things up here? Think you can run out and get it?
You got naked when I said let's have some fun. What the hell did you want me to think?
If you stopped saying that stuff you'd probably get bumped up to at least 7th.
But aren't you a kid?
How has your day been Hinata?
Augh, fine. I'll be responsible.
S-she's not gonna think I'm useless after this!
>can I fuck Kurumi no ship? :^))))))))))))
>she raises her hands into the air, and glowing lights surrounds her form.
>she dashes from the center circle, with great speed.
Stop sending spam.
Fine negro, fuck. You owe me, aight?
>He jogs away
>Good fuck I need to stop lurking so late.
It was hot. It's 90 degrees out, the humidity's through the roof, and she was giving off a lot of heat for some reason.
I didn't think you'd wanna be complimented. Most girls get creeped out by that sort of stuff.
That can't be it. I think it has something to do with the people I hang out with, aka you.
Nico's new dress is perfect! The kids will think she is just like a flower made out of candy! That could be the best!
O-oh... ok... can I ask what you wrote down?
and I'll be sure to run when I see you in the arena next...
So... you aren't human are you?
It's been ok so far... I think I'm meeting lots of nice people here...
E-Excuse me? We are in the same district... but I don't really know him... or you...
That was a close one
good thing it was asleep...
Please don't slap me, I might be as strong as a ship but I still feel pain.
>Tenryuu hands you a fairly heavy block of war log reporting all of Tenryuu's battles against abyssals, from her first mission to her discharge.
Here, do you need help with those?
Alright I get it, you didn't enjoy it. You can't just hate her forever can you?
Hmh. So you have me mistaken for someone else?
Well, too bad, but I'm not them.
I'm Patchouli Knowledge. I've never worn a labcoat, I'm a magician.
Is that so? Mm.... I'm curious. Fill me in, Elly.
...Fair enough. I'll make sure they appear on her.
I'm curious now, myself.
That's not my primary concern, but if you say so, Ringabel.
I hope you're treating Utsutsu well as of late.
OI COME BACK HERE!! MY BIKE!......
Am I hearing that right? Tinkerbell died at first round? Well what do you know... I win the bet already...
I expect him to accept the pain, and me recreating his body is part of it.
Come on now, I don't do this to someone who are not annoying or does not give a shred of reaction when I do it.
Evil? I defeated the demon king and saved the world, How am I evil?
Oh boy it is the fallen mod... Pathetic to see you around here...
It's in the same building, Nico-chan... I'm starting to get annoyed, next thing that'll happen is your little "fairies" being removed, got that?
What if I told you that I'm immortal? Must be hard living like a mortal, bound to time and restricted by those some laws that guide it~!
Sure thing, little boy. Let's make sure it's next game I actually see with my own eyes. I didn't make it in time and if I'm correct, neither did you. So let's make sure that when we meet up again, it'll be more than worth our time, ufufufu!
Youkai? A kind of monster? You don't look very monstrous or different from a human...
Go get em man!
I highly doubt you're 18 squirt. You talk in the third person too. How do you expect me to treat you like an adult when you do that?
What are you talking about. I was voted #1 most popular male. Maybe I'm losing points by being around you?! Oh god I hope I don't drop in the polls.
Oh hold on. Souda said he would give his blood in my place. Just ask him and he'll be glad to give you some.
Y-you get naked at all the parties you've been to? Damn man.
That's good, be wary of me though. I'm a monster apparently.
You're literal shit.
Do what you will, just leave Erunaland territory alone.
Yeah? They seem to know your ass pretty good, and I do mean your ass. Get a Rolodex or somethin, whatever the fuck you hit where you from.
I'm just an innocent young girl! What could be so evil about me, nya~?!
That's the spirit! I bet your parents were so proud to have such a young man as their son!
Well it is pretty big.
>Did you get the winscreen from the game last night after 4's servers went down?
Nico has a bad feeling about that dude! He smells weird and funny at once!
N-Nico will just stop talking now. E-Even if you're just joking about the fairies. Hehehe...
No! You heard nothing, so stop talking about how rich Nico's parents are!
Nico is old enough to see that talking like this is the best for Nico! That's how!
>He returns a while later with several bottles of expensive champagne
Aight man, should be enough to get shit rollin, right?
Don't worry. Yamato, I will surely push you back to the ocean where you belong.
Actually we did, and I am still alive in the arena. And you died early on. So sad being you.
I won't consider this a victory. So I will be just waiting for the next bet Tinkerbell.
>uses displacement changer
>switches location with Yukine
I'm trying to help you to not be a piece of crap, Kazuichi.
Whatever whatever, but like I was saying the time I punched you in the throat after you said we could touch you anywhere.
>she stumbles forward, nearly dropping the war log
Y-you fool, at least warn me if it will be heavy beforehand...!
>bending down, she lifts it back up with both hands
An entry about you, based on what I can gather of your appearance. I do it with everyone.
And that's a good idea. I hold little regard for mercy just because I talk with someone.
Monsters, youkai, they mean the same thing. I'd prefer to be proper.
What kind of freaks do you hang out with?
Rika? Hm... I don't recognize you at all. Good to meet you I suppose.
Technically, I am. I was born a magician.
And your'e a human.
And you'd need permission for that as well....
We're meant to look that way....I just happen to look essentially perfectly human.
...You're crazy, sir.
Well, as I've mentioned, my...mistress won't accept me until I get stronger.
...What if I were to beat her in a duel?
Why am I all the way down here?
I don't remember falling.
Nico knew that would happen, so she asked the fairies for help, o-of course...
Oh you'll have to forgive me, I'm Ringabel. I say this because that Kaito is a bit too...trustworthy of people, he really is precious, he is.
You seem level headed enough, so I'd ask you to watch over him if you may.
I say because the last time we spoke you appeared here from the heavens above, or, something of the like, my memory is a bit hazy.
And I'll have you know she's quite fine, but why do you ask?
I see, but do you threaten anyone who even shows a sliver of annoyance?
I don't trust that girl, I really don't.
You gotta know how to party.
Are you saying you haven't? Surely you have, at least once.
..! Really? Yay! Oh man I'm super excited!
Evil enough to decapitate me...
Did I spend a night with Haku? I don't remember....
You're like one of my younger sisters, you're tough huh?
>Just bends the spoon with my hand.
I did it, my mind controls my hand, si that counts right?
You'd let me right?.... right?
I'm a better dancer...
...Why? Why must the whole world be against me?
WE'RE THE SAME AGE SOUDA!
So you're actually 6?
Wow, yeah. This is great. Let's start setting things up.
Ha! Take thAAAA OH FU-
I've partied quite a bit Ringabel, the clothes only came off when I was alone with a lady. Sorry that I'm not as much of an animal as you are. But the alcohol is here if you want to get started.
Don't ask me obvious questions. You came to me for money, and I'm trying to help you. I'm the good guy here.
How much money does your parents make, exactly? This is a very crucial part in the whole friendship negotiation process.
Don't you think you're barkin' up the wrong tree, Ten-chan? I can't help who I am, so you guys gotta love me anyways.
...I do not recall ever whoring myself out like that. You must have been dreaming about me.
Hajime and that babyfaced gangster kid, but that doesn't matter. How weird would it have been if I said "Welcome to the thread, beautiful~"?
Jeez, I didn't expect them to be THAT heavy, here...
>Tenryuu helps the troubled magician, placing her hand under the pile of logs to help her carry them.
Where are we taking these? And mind if I ask why you're interested in reading my dark past?
>shouts from the window
You're the one who fell down.
I am not crazy, I am a perfectly sane human being that is trying to sate my sadistic nature. Is that actually wrong? I would be using you as the youkai punching bag, but i see you're already being bullied by a shrine maiden, I decided to change target.
Nah, I let them do their own show. Because I will be doing that if I must sate my sadistic natures desires.
I did not decapitate you! You were dead. So I was going to dump your body to the ocean.
Goodbye, And the killing begins. Two innocent lives taken.
a monster? I don't think a monster would warn someone about them being a monster... and not all monsters are bad anyway...
Why would I laugh? You don't seem too different from any of us, even if you aren't human... A lot of people here aren't human...
It's been a while since I was at a pool...
Can you tell me what you wrote about me... I'm just a bit curious...
Well... what's different about a yoakai and a human then?
I'll do my best... my name is Hinata by the way, nice to meet you
I guess I'm a better driver, than pilot...
Nico doesn't have spooky Nico yet, only spooked Nico. She has to get more images of herself when she has some time.
Nooooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooo! Nico is as old as you at least!
Nico won't tell you! You starting to act like a weirdo in the instant she said that thing that she never said!
Perfect job as usual Nico! I knew that I-Nico could do it!
How about you post yourself shutting the hell up?
Ok, there is just one parachute and three of us, when I give the signal you all must hold onto me and-
>Shit blows up-
What are you doing! The enemy i-
>is shot down
Well, that is not any of my concern.
>she dusts off the tome with one hand
As long as the magic inside is untouched, I don't really care what you did with it.
Your memory is likely faulty. I walked last time.
I ask because I care about her. Is there anything wrong with that?
So you are preparing to battle her after all....
I thought you would choose to.
How much work have you put into that so far?
>she shushes you with a hand
Quiet! She will be expecting it if you are so loud.
Hmph... I'll do it shortly.
Well, good for you.
No we don't, no one loves you because you are like this. But you're right, not like I can change people, I can't even change myself anyway.
>Also Nu and Futo
No! Nico's mouth is sealed and you can't open it up!
Better start running boy. Things about to get good.
Hmph. She wasn't even that strong, she just caught me by surprise.
Oh, while I was on your tank I snatched this...
>Pulls out a cold soda from my pocket.
Ringabel! You dick!
But I'm not a person, does that count?
Alright alright, jeez I was just wondering, unless you ate two pizzas by yourself.
You're scary... I'm not a person or alive to begin with...
>Nods and lowers my voice.
F-Fighting against depression is a game...right?
That guy with pink hair and shark teeth. He's got really nice blood quality hit the dude up for my payment.
Nah we're good man. Go and enjoy yourself.
You'd be surprised. I'm glad to know that I'm not that scary yet.
Yeeeeeeees, Nico. There is no way you're 18. I refuse to believe it.
Wow Jack such an act of evil, what ever will Nico do now...
Ah, it's much too late for me, in fact I think I'll be hitting the sack soon.
Thank you for the offer, nonetheless.
I'm sorry, you two...
So you're one of them, huh?
Oh, but it is a pleasure to meet you, Hinata. I'll admit you have a familiar aura about you.
No, of course there isn't. Do you not trust me to keep her in well care?
Kneel afore me, ants!
I'm more than aware of how great death is, I cause it daily and it's simply an ecstatic feeling~!
You don't have to stop talking, just eat some candy and think about it, before I crush both your fairies and your candy. It can always be fun, even if it isn't all that much of a romantic prom and more a friendship thing, just make sure that your fairies don't give the wrong information or I might just bother to find them and take every last second from them ufufu~!
Sure thing, little boy. I'll make sure you lose and the only thing that can save you from that fate is time. Take your pick if you'd rather be on the right or wrong~!
Welcome to the team, just don't slow me down, got it?
I think the strange creature with the swirl, may win this.
Shut up and leave before I kick your ass.
Organic or not, you're still a person....
It's...it's a gamble, but it seems to be the quickest way in to her favor. It's going to depend entirely on her fighting essentially exactly the same way now as she did then. But, I think, if she does...I can dodge her attacks, and win by exhausting all of her spells.
Ah, nuts. Look away to look at other things and I can look at myself in this game no more.
You niggers keep forgetting best ass.
Hmph. Believe what you want. Nico knows the truth and that's all what matters! So when is the party starting?
Wait! Nico just wanted to wear her pretty clothes, don't mae her wear these!
...Nico doesn't understand what she is supposed to think about.
>Nico covers her mouth with her hands
Nah the risk is too high, what if you break something? I can't take such a risk when there isn't enough war money to keep my pieces flowing.
>she nods to you, and then over to a portal not far from their location
This leads to my land, where I'll take these records back to my personal library.
Because you appear to have been involved in a lot of different battles. And knowledge is a valuable resource that I will take from anywhere.
To sum it up, I'm interested because I'm interested in it. And that's all you need to know.
That explains all too much.
Still, that doesn't mean you need to go to the other extreme.
>she smacks him over the head with her tome
Tch...! So it was a distraction! Damn you, Ringabel...
Good. The timing is almost here.
I included your name, and the fact that I could sense a faint magical aura about you meaning you're a magic user. The fact that you're wearing some sort of headband with a symbol on it leads me to believe you belong to some sort of organized group, clan or cult, and your expression belies the fact that you are perhaps one of the gentler members of said group.
Is any of that wrong?
Yours is alright, if a little dirty. What, do you save blood to drink later in that dress of yours?
I'm simply concerned. Knowing your behavior to sleep around....
? Elly mentioned me then.