Welcome to the Anniversary Shekel Games
Rules:
>First 48
>Name AND picture
>No dupes
>No cancer (Including FIRST!)
>No need to reply to OP cause it fucking delays the games
>hurr durr
>Keep fillers to minimum
>insert something here
>Swaps reply to "Roster check"
>Continued annoyance will blah blah blah blah
>I don't care about these rules, why should you?
But jewish person, what is this game:
>Hunger Games simulator with custom event list/entries.
>Roleplaying is encouraged, but not enforced in the games.
How to participate:
>Pick an entry picture
>Enter in entry thread
>???
>Profit
>>3094565
Spike
B1 battle droid
Matsuda
Kneesocks
Classy Raven
>>3094565
Jasper
Female
Elly
Mashiro Shiina
Akatsuki
Eggman-kun
Lord Beerus
Furry porn
Blue Beetle
Jude
Okayado
>>3094535
You're too kind.
Say, have you ever thought of giving Japanese literature a try?
There's even English translations!
>>3094544
Thank you, thank you. Sorry about the rough handling I gave you earlier.
>>3094545
And thank you, loyal supporter!
>>3094546
Thanks to your gym, most likely.
>>3094560
No, the aggressive one I mentioned before.
>>3094564
Nevermind.
Hinata
ERuna
Mami Tomoe
Radioman
Publicity is publicity, as they say!
A W A Y
Gravelord Nito
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3094565
Scanty~
>>3094565
U Berry?
>>3094565
Empress
Satou the Absolute Madman
Akiyama Mio
>>3094572
Isn't it obvious? I'm a chicken.
Durant
Baki Hanma
Kirby
Kurumi
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3094565
Ririchiyo
Generic Harem Protag
>>3094600
...Just fuck my shit straight up...
Seija Kijin
>>3094565
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3094565
Yukkuri Reimu
Haruhara Haruko
>>3094565
Rika
Benny Goodman
The Fans
Squidward
Nicolas Brown
>>3094565
The United Kingdom
>>3094565
King Kaito
Haise Sasaki
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>3094637
We both know I can't do that.
Exchange laws and such.
Dante
>>3094601
>>3094572
That's actually Ichinomiya, I made an oops.
Tsunashi Takuto
M-O-O-N, that spells late again for the umpteenth time
Shenlong
>>3094601
>>3094572
>She smiles, offering a curtsy
Elly, miss. It's a pleasure.
>>3094600
Very well, then.
>>3094613
>>3094565
(Can you use this pic instead? It was lagging and I wanted to get something in)
>>3094663
...No I meant...can you just like, Retcon those away?
Cause I need something to squeeze my troubles away, if you catch my drift...
>>3094533
Of course it is. It's been a pleasure, but 31.5 HG Radio's Classy Games have come to a satisfying, crustaceous conclusion. I'll be passing off the mic to Radioman.
Radioman, signing off. Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen.
>He suddenly increases in volume.
WELCOME, LISTENERS, TO JUDE'S ANNIVERSARY SHEKEL GAMES!
>>3094587
And thank you, Miss Raven, for allowing our Classy Games broadcast to exist. Now, what is it you wanted to discuss?
>>3094624
When did you become a chicken?
>>3094633
>what's "the sealed one" mean?
>>3094669
Oh, ok, Ichinomiya... it's nice to meet you
>>3094558
Don't let losses get to you, I've been here over a month and only have 3 wins, they're not easy victories. Ah, but you got a name? I'm Kaito.
>>3094565
Orendi!
>Filler
>>3094572
It would be great if they lined up and held their place. But stars are busy things as well, I personally don't expect them to go out of their way to make my entire day better. I think you shouldn't count on it for too long.
Roster check
>Not like I'm going to swap
>>3094699
Smith is always there for you.
>>3094705
I'm being true to myself.
>>3094726
Roger, Roger!
>>3094728
...I never even thought of her, that's a great idea, Crab-Sama!
Psst, wanna get some huggu?
KUKUKU!
If you're not already listening, it's time to tune in your radios! Open your ears for the Karen show!
>>3094705
Prolly that he's fuckin dead.
>>3094745
Does it taste good?
>>3094726
Everything looks in order. Let's begin.
>>3094704
Oh, just wondering how far down the "personal privacy" rabbit hole we're going.
>>3094726
Ready, sir!
>>3094750
Eh...? That woman?
>>3094705
You too, Hinata-chan!
>>3094726
>If you don't mind fixing the capitalization on my name that'd be neat.
>>3094726
Looks fine.
>>3094745
That some kind of drug?
>>3094750
Oh, can someone change the station?
>>3094750
>Turns Radio off
That's enough Radio for today.
>>3094705
>The real Kuga in the source material is half-dead and sealed in a ring, long story short I'm just giving him a break for a while.
>>3094726
Let the games begin
>>3094757
>>3094777
>hugs
Is it me or Old Nep redeemed herself?
>>3094750
I need to get my radio fixed....
>>3094797
I don't see anything different.
>>3094797
>redeemed
No.
>>3094717
that's ok... there are a lot of people who deserve the luck more than I do... My name is Hinata, by the way, it's nice to meet you
>>3094731
What do you mean? Your not really a chicken, your a girl...
>>3094751
>makes some sense, iirc I think they told me that they were gonna hold off on RPing them? Just curious is all, cause I haven't seen the anime
>>3094785
>that's what I thouht, I just kinda was curious about the canon part of it
>>3094767
You seem really friendly,
>>3094787
Ah, good, it's my favorite kind!
>>3094795
Get off of me, you albino motherless fucker.
>>3094795
That didn't taste very good.
>>3094797
>>3094797
lol no
Cancer one day, cancer forever.
>>3094787
See! My skills are truly frightening!
>>3094787
Just don't try to get hit by something stupid.
>>3094787
G-guys? W-why are you looking at me like tha-..
>>3094765
>>3094777
>>3094801
I hope you're all listening well, because the show is about to begin.
Fufu... I have quite the show planned for you all. As always, we will be starting this show...
With a joke! KUKUKU!!
Here goes!
>
>>3094780
...
>>3094780
>Gives eyes
>>3094787
Just like the good old days
BZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>3094787
The bloodshed continues. No-one is safe from death.
>>3094787
OH, COME ON!
>Damn. FC winning really fucked my luck over.
>>3094691
>>3094815
Good luck, miss....
>>3094839
...Eh?
>>3094839
What's a pineapple?
>>3094750
Hello, future property of Eruna Inc.
>>3094841
>Removes eyes
>>3094787
Glorious.
>>3094841
GRANT US EYES
GRANT US EYES
>>3094817
Come on, Onion, I mean we are dates in the prom, what's wrong with hugs?
>>3094819
I'll get you something to eat.
>>3094851
4chan is being antisemite.
>>3094876
stop rigging games to make me lose pls
>>3094850
>Grabs wasp and throws it to the poster below.
>>3094852
>>3094867
>>3094870
>The radio show continues.
Ku. Ku. Ku.
I shall give you all a moment to catch your breath, lest your laughter cause you to go into a shock when I unveil this next bit of information...
>>3094874
>Adds eyes
>>3094787
I need this more than you do!
>>3094880
Ow!
...Ugh, my head.
>>3094888
>>3094892
>Snickers
>>3094815
Can't I be both?
>>3094879
>She pulls out a doughnut and idly chews on it
>>3094900
...I'm impressed, about how wrong you are.
>>3094880
We don't need illegal consumptions to know friendship is the magic that we all need!
>>3094892
>>3094880
Take this, and this, and this, and this as well.
>>3094892
...Ooooh, I get it now.
>>3094565
Torbjorn
>>3094876
What this man said.
>>3094884
>>3094880
Night one, and half of you are dead already..... but wait. There's more!
>>3094880
Weak.
>>3094879
First, I never gave you permission to call me that.
Second, I hate hugs.
Third, I hate you.
Fourth, eat a cookie and choke on it, I don't care if we are dates.
>>3094750
Greetings, Miss Shirogane! Welcome to the show. However, you'll have to take out a proper time slot next time, or us at Radioman Studios will have to burn you alive.
>>3094761
Don't fret, Miss Raven. We here at Radioman Studios are only looking out for the contestants. We can't have any of you breaking out and escaping the regeneration zone, can we?
>>3094876
>>3094787
>It's just an android of his likeness.
W-W-W-W-31.5-contestants-Tommy BOY-Terminate experiment...
>It ceases functioning.
>>3094852
>>3094852
Oh, you don't have to keep calling me miss... and good luck to you too
>>3094880
>that was quick
>>3094908
W-Well... I mean, not really... you are already a girl... you can pretend to be a chicken though...
>>3094926
I wasn't programmed for this!
>>3094880
>*choked screaming*
>>3094902
>>3094915
>>3094922
Now, I'm sure you've all been dying to know that..
TH-THERE'S A WASP IN THE ROOM!
>The mic goes silent as she runs around the room.
G-GET IT AKANE, GET IT!
>>3094930
E-eh? I did, I swear!
>>3094926
>Kurumi does the helicopter dick to impress the fans
>fucking kek
>>3094908
Welp, I'm gonna go now.
>>3094929
oh, ok, I'm going now, but first.
>kissu
Bye bye!
>leaves thread
>>3094923
Aghhh. I knew I should have checked that list first.
>>3094941
You wernt programmed for sentience ethier, bot.
>>3094926
...Actually, you know what, the youkai can stay, she's less creepy.
>>3094946
>Laughs loudly
>>3094934
>She's barely even listening
Cluck, cluck cluck.
>>3094952
Farewell.
>>3094926
Let's scout the area together! Do not separate or the enemy will take advantage of us!
>>3094946
>>3094953
Says the dwarf who's half droid.
>>3094952
Good god, now I have to bathe with bleach.
>>3094926
Almost peaceful.... or just violent enough?
>>3094946
>>3094946
...Oh, dear.
>>3094934
Actually, I was...rather immediately strangled by a robot.
>>3094983
I can't be bothered hopping worlds right now, I'll just keep it in my inventory.
>>3094958
>>3094967
>>3094990
>>3094991
I-I'm sorry about that, listeners! The wasp is gone, thanks to our great principal, Akane!
>She clears her throat.
Anyways, I'm sure you've all noticed something... 'strange' in the arena lately.
Kukuku... Am I correct?
>>3094961
...
I-I guess if you like being a chicken, that's ok...
>>3094991
I kind of died quickly to... almost the same way... I guess luck wasn't on my side after all
>>3094946
This timeslot states your scheduled for NEXT Thursday at 10:00. We'll let you slide this time, since you're a great person to work with. But remember, us at Radioman Studios have given you a privilege that the other tributes don't have, so don't abuse it, or we'll feed you to the arena wolves.
>>3094983
W-What is this and why do I feel so terrible...!?
>>3094991
I'm a highly sophisticated combat droid entitled to fight the tyranny of a highly corrupt goverment
>>3094983
This stuff is less than safe. I guess I built up an immunity with something else...?
>>3094990
>>3095009
Not gonna lie, that was a good one.
>>3095009
Strange is normal.
>>3095016
You wouldn't stop me from being who I truly am, would you?
>>3094983
A peaceful night... interrupted by a comet, heading towards the moon.
>>3095021
FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT A DWARF!!!
>>3094884
If I was, don't you think I'd let you win just to keep you quiet?
>>3094924
Don't you start, or I'll pull out every unsavory memory in the book, Ringabel.
>>3094930
I don't know. Can we? What happens in case that occurs?
>>3095009
The fact that, I, a droid with no reproductive organs, had sex with an anthropomorphic dog?
>>3095021
And were it not for the arena's interference I well could have torn you apart with my bare hands.
>>3095016
Do I ever know that feeling....
>She lets out a world-weary sigh
>>3095009
Not particularly.
>>3094815
Akiyama Mio is my name. Looks like luck stayed just long enough for you to meet me! Heh, just kidding. Nice to meet you too. If there's anything to know about me, I'm just a highschooler in a music club.
>>3095018
R-right! I must've scheduled it wrong!
I apologize! I am deeply sorry!
>>3095027
>>3095030
>>3095047
>>3095054
Fufu... I cannot hear your answers, but I am sure you are all aware of what it is!
As a demon, it is my job to grant wishes for mortals such as yourselves, and I have thought a way to do just that!
KUKUKU!!!! THE SUGGESTION BOX SHOW!
>Something wooden slams onto the table near the mic.
>>3095041
Oh please, I've seen Jawas taller than you.
>>3095027
I'm not complaining, Although it could have been better.
>>3095009
Strange? You caught my attention.
>>3095038
Oh. I guess that was fatal for me. Note to self, wear protective equipment next time...I should've already known that.
>>3095077
Like what, a hornet? An extra-large wasp?
...A hive?
>>3095038
A quarter of you left.
Who will claim victory?!
Odds do it.
Evens give it a rest.
>Tfw people play your old characters that you don't use anymore
>>3095100
Alright a promotion!
>>3095100
I don't think anyone would be able to compete against him.
>>3095071
Wait, she...that thing!?
>>3095103
What in the world is "it"?
>>3095071
>>3095035
N-No... I guess not... but... are you really a chicken?
>>3095054
This kind of thing happens a lot to you?
>>3095057
A music club? that sounds like it would be nice... The only thing about me I guess, is that I'm a chunin from the hidden leaf villiage in my world...
>>3095100
Falling.... one.... another one... another one.
Until one remains.
>>3095072
I wont fall for your deception droid. I know well you omnics are incapable of true emotion. Its all a lie, no empathy.
So unless you want me to scrap you down into a fridge magnet, can it tincan.
Who do you like but aren't really friends with?
>>3095077
>>3095110
>>3095117
Kukuku... That's right. the suggestion box was my doing! I did not stutter, but save your surprise for this next bit of information!
I shall be providing an answer to all your worries, alongside my co-host...
...
...
W-well, Akane is in the room, but she doesn't want to talk!
>>3095044
Once you've left the Radioman patented Regeneration Zone (TM), you'll cease to revive after you've been snuffed out. It's bad for ratings to have the contestants die off permanently, so I'd rather you keep your pretty little nose out of my business, and go back to killing people. Thanks for calling in.
>>3095071
Don't worry, Miss Shirogane. We at Radioman Studios promote forgiveness. To a point. Good luck on tonight's show!
>>3095104
>They drop them as quickly as you
>>3095104
>tfw stocking took my worst character DP
>I am sad about losing Serbiaball but whatever
>>3095128
BUT I JUST GOT PROMOTED!
>>3095127
I feel like the other way around at this point.
>>3095138
Oh, dear....
>>3095104
>Hello Adachi
Poyo!
>>3095136
LF
Squid Girl
Souda
Aussa
>>3095127
I'd ask where that is but it looks like I'm not supposed to know. Let me in on the secret next time when you think you can trust me with it. Can you see it from the sky st least? Just tell me that much.
>>3095144
>Kissu
You're welcome sweet cheeks.
>>3095135
What's an omnic? I'm just a B1 battle droid.
>>3095138
It was mostly dick drawings anyways.
>>3095128
Peace was never an option. Anoter pair dies.
>>3095104
>Tfw the other way around
>>3095185
>internal REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3095141
What is your opinions on memes?
>>3095127
I'll be whatever you want me to be.
>>3095141
You have my thanks, Radioman!
>>3095152
>>3095173
Now then, onto the first suggestion!
>Rustling paper.
Next one...
>Rustling paper.
U-uhh, one more!
>Rustling paper.
AHH! W-why are there so many penises in here!?!
Aaakaneeee, do something about it!!
>>3095136
Ririchiyo
Raven.
>>3095200
>rubs your head
Good morning Retard-chan!
>>3095136
Squid Girl
Kamina
Garnet
Junko
>>3095169
Hmph, you dont even know your own creators.
>>3095138
Go on
>>3095095
Better than an extra large wasp...
Two tiny wasps!
>>3095160
I dont like you either.
>>3095136
Garnet
Dedede
Luna
Raven
Spike
Jack
>>3095168
Get away from me creep
>>3095136
Garnet
Squid Girl
>>3095141
Next question: given the very first event of the games, why should I not treat you with extreme prejudice from here on out?
>>3095196
The time has run out: ARENA TIME!
>>3095196
Hey look, there's a giant 7 legged spider behind you.
>>3095229
...Wait, you're a chick right?
>>3095214
Of course I do, the genosians are the ones who designed, built, and programmed me!
>>3095136
Parsee.
(You)kine.
Everyone.
>>3095210
It's not morning.
>>3095216
uh ok
>>3095173
what is your opinion on strap ons?
>>3095215
Better? How's that better? Twice the stinging? Wait, they're so tiny you can't get rid of them....
>>3095198
While witty and comical, we'd like to keep memes low so that we can keep the show running smoothly.
>>3095205
Your welcome.
...
Why isn't Akane in the booth with you? Do you two have different schedules?
>>3095234
It's all for ratings, Miss Raven. That android was designed to cause as much destruction and excitement as possible, and that's exactly what it did!
>>3095044
Oh. Please tell me more, I'd love to hear a taste of my background.
>>3095243
No you moron, what the hell is wrong with you!?
>>3095250
T-Timezones?
>>3095159
>>3095136
I'm only friends with squid and maybe kneesocks so... everyone else?
>>3095205
Shoulda sent in a vagina picture just to shake things up.
>>3095267
Okay.
Just, okay.
>>3095236
Final four... or less?
>>3095287
Poyo!
>>3095277
Well you're gonna have to put me down, copper, I am not going down with a big shitstorm! the memes will conquer the world you see!
>>3095249
Who are you so I can tell you if you are a fag
>>3095136
Kamina
LF
they both seem out of my league desu
>>3095215
>>3095291
S-sorry for that, everyone! Onto the next suggestion!
>Rustling papers.
This one reads:
"Games are shit. What do?"
Ku. Kuuu.... The answer is obvious!!
If you are not satisfied with the current games, then host your own!
Become the greatest! You have the power!
>>3095277
She doesn't feel like talking...
>She whispers.
C-can you send me any candy? That might convince her.
>>3095292
I'd place some bets if I were you.... CAUSE IT'S THE FINAL SHOWDOWN!
>>3095285
Your timezone is wrong.
>>3095284
Nothings wrong with me, I'm perfectly normal, you're the one that looks like a chick here!
>>3095136
Nobody. Like I give a shit.
>>3095165
W-Well... I don't really know how you'd get to it here... it's kind of in a different world or something like that... it's kind of confusing...
>>3095152
The other way around?
>>3095200
W-What? I think you should just be you...
It's a pleasure to meet you all, through these times of adversity.
>Bows
I am Akatsuki.
>>3095313
I've got a plan!
>leaves house
>>3095309
Guess the name, Anon.
>>3095327
Who hurt you
>>3095317
>sues 4chan
>gets rich
>buys BS
>shuts the site down
>become the only host
>HG DIES WHEN I DO
>>3095310
>Kamina
>out of anybody's league
I'm just a literally who but also apparently his senpai.
>>3095313
>>3095205
How mature.
>>3095330
I...I don't know why I said that. My apologies, miss. I mean...I feel like the universe's punching bag.
>>3095336
Poyo?
>>3095319
Wait, what? Timezones can't be wrong.
>>3095292
>Kneesocks
>He
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3095277
Then tell it to be less exciting, especially around me.
>>3095280
*flatly* Shall I start with the bushes or the disease?
>>3095327
Thought you'd get a kick out of this
>>3095360
Dumbass motherfucker all of his events have he
>>3095136
Nymph
Yuno
>>3095324
I only have long and messy hair, there is nothing else about me that's feminine. You can't even call me short... considering.
>>3095342
No you faggot
>>3095345
...I'm just going to pretend its from my sister.
>>3095336
Sharp dresser. Name's Rika.
>>3095360
EVERYONE was a guy that game.
>>3095345
The end.
>>3095360
>implying I have genders enabled
>>3095302
If you plan on that, you're more insane than I thought.
>>3095136
Bastion is a good shooter, but you cannot be friends to a robot.
>>3095336
A man of the east? Good to meet you, name's Torbjorn.
>>3095376
You shut your face, don't you bring my height into this, I'll kick your fucking ass!
>>3095330
So it wouldn't hurt to tell me what kind of place it is, right?
>>3095376
>liking Nymph
Okayado, your whatsit is ready. Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>3095302
I was afraid of that. Men, please escort this woman from the studio.
>Two large men grab you by the arms and carry you away.
>>3095313
We predicted something like this would happen, so don't fret! There is a chocolate bar in the bottom of the suggestion box!
>>3095336
Thanks for tuning in, Akatsuki.
>>3095362
Less excitement is no good for ratings. I'll have to decline.
>>3095330
I am me.
>>3095358
I'll make it night.
>>3095385
Congatulations
>>3095360
>Expecting hosts to enter genders
>Standards
Whoa, stop right there. Calm down and have fun.
>>3095313
Interesting...
>>3095272
Think about the possibilities, those bugs aren't that worthless.
I could even being a ruler leading a army full of wasps!
>>3095385
Congrats fleshbag..
(thanks for hosting juden)
