HG THREAD
I want to violently rape Muffet
BLUE A BEST!
>>3090081
Most of them aren't that aggressive, you know...
>>3090037 (Lucina)
You heard him.
>>3090032 (Chi)
You are unable to say anything else, aren't you?
>>3090043
>>3090095
>>3090095
Good luck trying to remove blood from your suit.
>>3090064
Heh, didn't you know nice is my middle name?
>>3090078
I see. I kind of feel bad for you. It must be rough losing your memory.
>>3090081
You should at least make it fair and square. No guns or anything that may help you win, got it?
>>3090095
Not when they think steak can't be a breakfast food.
>>3090106
I want to make sweet, sticky love to Chibilina.
>>3090108
pfffttt, It does that by itself, its always a pristine blue.
>>3090110
You shut your face, who the fuck makes steak in the morning, if you do that, you have way to much free time!
>>3090110
Eh, I've lived hundreds of years as a ghostie now, I wouldn't feel like the living part of my existance is even really me at this point anyway
>>3090128
>>3090110
I thought it was careful, you side character.
>>3090105
Chi!
>>3090106
>>3090105
>>3090141
I see. A challenge.
>>3090149
Chii?
>>3090162
One does not exclude the other.
>>3090133
You best avoid getting that suit possessed then, it might glow a different color if that happens.
>>3090133
You're acting like free time's a bad thing!
>>3090134
But it is you, even if you don't remember it. You could have had a nice life when you were human.
>>3090137
Let's not get ahead of ourselves now. I'm a Main Character, just like most of these guys.
What's so bad about red? Good afternoon, you fine fellows.
>>3090149
>>3090162
>>3090101
I saw one huge spider lady a while ago, you're telling me she isn't going to try and wrap me on her web to eat my insides later?
>>3090110
No deal. I'm a soldier and firepower is what we use to win battles. I can use long knives if that's better for you.
>>3090169
Pshaaw, that'll never happen, that's just sillly...probably.
>>3090170
Well guess who doesn't have free time, THIS GUY!
I'm a super hero, I got shit to dooooo!
>>3090164
Surely there must be some way for me to understand you. I simply need to find it.
>>3090176
I'm sorry?
>>3090174
'Ello Elly.
>>3090180
She might want to wrap you up, but she definitely won't eat you.
>>3090170
Human? I kind of doubt I was human when I was alive, but I guess I can't say for sure... Good life or not thought, I would feel like I was watching someone else's life... that's just the kind of feeling I get...
>>3090190
>>3090170
You mean like me? I'm such an MC, I haven't died once.
>>3090174
Blue is better, afternoon Elly.
>>3090174
Chi.
>>3090190
Chi... Chi?
Ngw
>>3090174
Afternoon Elly
>>3090174
Nothing wrong with it, just pride making people think differently.
>>3090189
I've seen weirder things happen.
>>3090174
Who said something is wrong with red? RED IS A LOVELY COLOUR!!! A colour of BLOOD!!! PAIN!!! SUFFERING!!! AND DEATH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
>>3090218
>throws brick
>it's actually an elephant shapes as a brick
why not mix the purple with the Reds? Then kill off the Blues by drowning them?
>>3090197
Is there something you would like to tell me?
>>3090206
Just leave it to me, there will surely be a way.
>>3090233
We are already a combination of both, simply meaning we get the best of both of them, I'd say we stay out of it and remain the true top tier
>ITT RACE WAR
I for one welcome our blue overlords.
>>3090236
Nothing at all, miss. Let a young lady be a silly one.
>>3090194
Good! I'll blast her with all the shotgun shells I can shoot until she stops moving. That's why I'm here in the frist place! My name is Satou.
>>3090233
We're making teams now? Wich do we have?
>>3090236
Chi!!
>Hugs.
>>3090249
Okayado... or Crabman.
I'd really like if you didn't do that. She's a fan favorite.
>>3090248
Cute and silly are a perfect combo.
>>3090190
Hello, miss. Such a strange argument....
>>3090218
>>3090202
Red suggests warmth, vitality, and energy. All the residents of our mansion wore at least a little bit of red on them, actually. And hello, sir.
>>3090212
Hello, sir...Gengar, correct?
>>3090215
I suppose that is quite the common occurrence here, isn't it?
>>3090206
...Pardon?
>>3090247
As you should ~de geso.
>>3090248
Never.
>pokes playfully
>>3090255
You see, I already understood that.
>>3090247
>Kissu
And I welcome you, anon.
>>3090273
Another cute one, I like it.
>>3090270
Chiii.
>>3090275
Chi?
>>3090270
I do not understand it either. Such a pointless dispute.
>>3090285
The hug.
REMINDER IF YOU DON'T CHOOSE RED, YOU'RE DEAD
>>3090226
HA!!! BRILLIANT!!! I should try that on some poor mortal sometime! ELEPHANT BRICKS!!! I wonder if I could build a house out of them!? OOOOOO THE POSSIBILITIES!!!
>>3090270
Everyone is in red?! Is it because they've BEEN STABBED THOUSANDS OF TIMES THROUGH THE NECK?!? HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oooooo I bet it must smell LOVELY!!! HAHA!!!
>>3090283
That isn't inkportant right now ~de geso!
>>3090246
But I have some red on me, look at my claws, you can't wash the red off them.
>>3090247
Not if I claw each one of them, I'll start right after this.
>>3090249
Uh... White? I guess, what color you wearing most of the time.
>>3090247
>
>>3090270
Nah, blue is better, we're all chill...
>>3090267
Charming, really.
>>3090275
Could you not? I still got a scar there.
>>3090285
>>3090293
Chi.
>>3090327
Chi?
>>3090270
Yep, glad you remembered~
>>3090305
No worries miss, look at my eyes, they are also red.
>>3090273
>>3090277
>>3090306
The purple supremacy will shine through.
>>3090332
What country you from?
>>3090332
I hope this creature enters so I can pummel it.
>Jasper
First 24,
maybe 36
>>3090333
Oh, I see it now, guess we are both superior hybrids of the colors.
>>3090263
Is not like I have anything against your girls, but once in a game I better keep myself safe and kill them instead of the other way around!
>>3090305
I'm wearing white most of the time, but I also get a lot of red when I'm around. Does blood count?
>>3090350
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3090350
Jules Winnfield
>>3090350
Cobra Commander
>>3090310
But of course.
>pokes somewhere else
>>3090332
Well said.
>>3090350
Captain Luna
>>3090350
Chi
>>3090343
Chi.
>>3090348
Chiii?
>>3090298
Atrocitus knows what's up
>>3090350
Jack Spicer
>>3090350
Gengar
>>3090350
Sanae Kochiya
>>3090350
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3090349
Elly
>>3090285
...Eh?
>>3090287
I suppose people will fight over just about anything.
>>3090298
That's a bit...much, sir.
>>3090301
That don't make that good a scent, actually...and they aren't even as good fertilizer as one would think, either, nor do they particularly taste good.
>>3090306
Come to think of it, even that strange pair had red on them....And some people quite prefer the vigor.
>>3090333
I'm not that forgetful.
>>3090334
Hm. We didn't exactly welcome outsiders, anyways.
>>3090350
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3090350
Eggman-kun
>>3090350
King Kaito
>>3090340
Don't delude yourself into thinking that.
>>3090350
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>3090350
Jasper
Female
>>3090350
Enterprise-chan
>>3090350
Spike
>>3090350
Yukkuri Sanae
>>3090350
Filia
>>3090350
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3090350
Lucina
>>3090350
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>3090350
Koyomi Araragi
>>3090350
Bert
>>3090350
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3090349
Ship us to where?
>>3090350
Clawdia
>>3090360
Yep, you're red.
>>3090350
Crabman
>>3090360
Well I guess it's okay in the games. They'll always come back.
>>3090350
Furry porn
>>3090369
Chi ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in Chi?
>Not green
>>3090350
Naoe Yamato
>>3090350
Sheogorath
>>3090378
Yes, quite.
At least we know the truth.
>>3090382
>Not there you dirty minded dutchman!
>>3090406
Thank you, sir. I don't quite know how I messed that one up.
Which oldfags have recently returned?
>>3090350
Yamato's Mistress.
>>3090350
Yukine
>>3090409
Green is part blue
>>3090368
Chi!
>>3090378
Chi. Chiiiii.
>>3090408
Chii?
>>3090409
your text is green
>>3090350
Sliver Queen
>>3090422
Now that hurts.
>>3090417
>You never know with a bloody Kraut
2 more.
>>3090433
Hm? Why?
>>3090409
Finally. Some good taste.
>>3090417
Namely that it's all just a matter of preference?
>>3090430
I don't know what that means, miss....
>>3090409
Black power!
>>3090430
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>>3090378
Blue is loyalty, intelligence, and truth, so I speak the truth that blue is the best.
>>3090421
Gengar
>>3090422
Poor fella. From one insufferable, dominating woman to another.
>>3090439
Matsuda
![ᶤᶰʸᵒ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rfIUONv.jpg "ᶤᶰʸᵒ[1].jpg")
>>3090439
Inyo
>>3090441
You look cyan.
>>3090441
>>3090409
>not yellow
>>3090409
>>3090441
Aint that the truth.
>>3090419
>>3090378
I didn't think you would be~
>you're welcome as well~
>>3090421
Not sure if I'm an oldfag, I'm at least midfag though
>>3090350
Lord Beerus
>>3090439
Roromiya
>>3090439
C22
>>3090453
Dominating? He's just around to help me clean my apartment daily and I'll pay him good money.
>>3090410
Right?
>>3090439
Oboro
>>3090378
Not all mortals need to be entertaining on the dinner plate you know! HALF THE FUN IS WATCHING THEM SUFFER IN PAIN!!! And cats! OR WILD DOGS!!! Have you even drowned in a pool of kittens? IT'S SO MUCH WORSE THAN FULL GROWN CATS!!! OH THE ALLERGIES ALONE!!!
>>3090437
>sweet
>sticky
>love
>>3090447
That blue is clearly the best colour.
>being human
>not being an alien
>>3090447
Chi.
>>3090448
Chi!
>>3090476
Is there a medical term shrinks use to give ladies like you a condition? Don't tell me that this obsession with young boys in maid outfits is perfectly fine.
>>3090486
Now we talkin!
>>3090486
>not being ghostie
>>3090486
>being an alien
>not being a crab
Honestly, what's wrong with you people.
>>3090486
>thinking everything nonhuman is alien
Fucking racist.
>>3090496
let's get started
>>3090486
Get your own imageboard
>>3090459
It's green.
>>3090460
Fuck off, eat shit and die or something.
>>3090464
You said it.
>>3090486
>>3090498
He said it, not me. Gonna have to agree though.
>>3090490
M-my lord? Is that you?!
>>3090450
...I think we're overthinking this.
>>3090466
Well, I've had my moments...but still, that'd be just absurd.
>>3090478
Eeer....
>>3090482
Let's...just agree to disagree.
>>3090489
This is going to be vexing....
>>3090496
Ready, sir!
>>3090489
>He struggles silently for several seconds, then calms down
Sorry. Doc says I got some kind of disorder, triggers those episodes.
>>3090422
>Wheezes
WHAT
red vs blue pick a side games when
>>3090496
Don't worry guys, as long as you follow what I say, we'll win for sure. Then again, I guess it's pretty much impossible to fail with me on your team.
>>3090496
Thank you for hosting
>>3090490
Huh?
>>3090507
Is that a pokeball hariclip?
Also, good luck district partner
I'd tell the other one good luck, but she's scared of ghosties...
>>3090496
Damn I look good.
>>3090476
I HELP YOU CLEAN UP FOR MONEY, WE AREN'T FUCKING ON THE SIDE.
>>3090514
Why?
>>3090531
Get lost then, Nohrian scum!
>>3090540
it's a frog
>>3090542
Y not tho? Look at dem titties.
>>3090496
Chi.
>>3090522
Chi??
>>3090523
Chi...
>Pats head.
Chi?
>>3090496
Lookssss terrible, but whatever. There'sss absssolutely NO way COOOOOOBRA can lossse!
>>3090514
Then again, I'm biased, I've been wearing green all my life. 'Least it's not, like...grey or somethin'.
>>3090522
Come now, only your clothing is red, your skin is clearly not.
>>3090496
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!! I hope that the OTHER DISTRICTS contain better creatures than this one!
>>3090522
Well? SPEAK UP MORTAL!!! Something on the tip of your tongue? Perhaps I should RIP IT STRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR SKULL!!! And mount it on the wall! FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE!!! Perhaps even you, if I don't pluck out your eyes first! HAHA!!!
>>3090522
Besides I'd say you're yellow, because anyone can the color of their outfit..
>>3090496
>>3090532
I can already tell we're going to die horribly.
>>3090543
You know why, you shit.
>>3090568
I've been wearing green all my life too.
>>3090495
What kind of nonsense are you saying now? My place is a constant mess because I'm lazy and so, someone to clean up is what I need.
>>3090529
>>3090542
No? Oh I would expect you to get wrong ideas! You wouldn't be cheating on anyone you know~? I'm joking...I just need a hand with cleaning and general housewive tasks. That's all.
>>3090561
>He flinches at your touch
Yeah, called it PTSD I think. Wants me to see a shrink.
>>3090583
Get a real man instead of a young, clumsy fella like him.
>>3090561
...That's your entire vocabulary, isn't it?
>>3090569
Well, it's not like I have a choice in my skin color. I can't even get a sunburn, you know.
>>3090571
You're one of..."those" people....
>>3090572
How so??
>>3090586
Chiii?
>>3090595
Chi.
>>3090592
I'm not cute, I'm hungry
>>3090577
Have some faith in me, Ararararagi-kun. As long as you keep your mouth shut and listen to what I tell you to do, we won't run into any problems.
>>3090577
>pets
>>3090553
Oh weird, from that angle it looked a little bit like a pokeball...
>>3090522
Well, as far as this whole trivial red vs blue thing goes, I guess I'm a neutral, cause I'm a hybrid of both... Looks like you're just staying out of it?
>>3090594
I had something far better than a "real man" and that was an actual vampire super maid who could stop time. She only comes around on weekends though...
>>3090581
If I had to change my hair color, it'd probably a dark, rich green. Though, pretty content as-is.
>>3090592
Er, thanks?
>>3090592
So you are not my lord so i can't adore you nor are you a Nohrian piece of filthy so i can't kill you.
What are you supposed to be then? A ghost?
>>3090595
Because you're blonde with yellow eyes...
>>3090596
You're asking what happened, right?
>>3090595
Why not? You would be red after all.
>>3090606
You know what? I'll do it, I'll let you handle everything this time.
>>3090607
Who could this be now?
Reminder that all litteral whos are better than non litteral whos
>>3090616
...
You're just gonna brush off my joke like that?
>>3090610
....I am not volunteering to be your maid, lady. No doubt i'd look handsome in a maid outfit, but good luck finding one that would fit me.
>>3090608
I don't work together with ghosts, so atleast don't be a a liability
>>3090581
No?
You're hurtful.
>>3090632
>litteral
>>3090628
Chi!
>>3090635
Chii!!
>>3090635
Rations...sewing gear...water.. Got it! Off we go!
>>3090632
>literally who
>>3090642
>>3090635
So you're going to play it this way, huh?
>>3090599
I'll...just assume that's a "yes".
>>3090608
I suppose I somewhat prefer red, but it's all just a bit silly to me.
>>3090625
>Or red, depending on the artist.
>>3090630
It'd be super uncomfortable, for one.
>>3090625
...So?
>>3090595
Is that a joke? OR AN INSULT?!? You want to know about the last mortal who thought it would BE FUNNY TO INSULT A DAEDRA!?! I ripped his arms and legs off and WATCHED HIM AS HE TRIED TO SWIM AWAY FROM SHARKS!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Good memories.
>>3090642
... why is that?
>>3090635
Bah! Keep the bag of oatsss. I-I didn't want them anywaysss
>>3090646
Not buying it. If you are one, you'd know me and the handso - the lord i serve.
>>3090655
Well, let's just say that I'm missing a few holes I ought to have in my chest.
>>3090644
I'm two other things as well.
An alien, and leaving.
>>3090631
Alright, the first step in my genius plan, is not to die.
>>3090635
Damn Araragi, you suck at following directions.
>>3090682
you ghosts have had your time, you'll be a bother to the humans
>>3090635
This amount is fair right?
>>3090667
>Stupid stuff like that always bothered me, especially if the characters eye color is obvious..
You said you were a red person, or is that just how you see yourself?
>>3090638
...Oh. My sense of humor's just nonexistent, sorry 'bout that.
>>3090685
Not everyone's even from that world, y'know.
>>3090667
Chii.
>>3090688
Chi... chi?
>>3090635
>>3090694
I followed them and did nothing at all, this is on you, and now all the help you're going to get is from the blonde idiot.
>>3090667
eh, this place likes to break out in silly and trivial disputes a lot, wont be surprised if we actually fight in the arena about it...
>>3090692
What a baby.
>>3090350
Natsuki Subaru
>>3090635
It has been a while since I used my spells on someone. Sorry about that Koyomi.
>>3090639
...What? What are you talking about? Why would I pick some mass of muscles to take care of my place?...I'm curious on how did you reach such conclusion.
>>3090719
Some say it does , others say doesn't
>>3090707
Yeah, whatever. I'm out.
>>3090726
>Flips off and walks away.
>>3090704
I prefer to take the extra time I've been given to aid humans, thank you...
>>3090726
Cuuuuuuuuuuuutie.
>>3090729
Chi?
>>3090707
Not now, lady. I'm busy at the moment.
>>3090711
Royal duties and all that. If i could actually be bothered, i'd sew the finest kimono in all of Hoshido and ask him myself.
Or make him a new suit of udnerclothing for his armour, so i can be close to him in order to take his sizes...
>swoons
>>3090744
I have a hard time believing that
>>3090711
E-excuse me?
>>3090718
I don't need any help, dumbass. I'm more than capable of handling this by myself.
>>3090719
It's probably best to take the safe route and stay put for now.
>>3090714
Ok, you're gonna have to give me a little more to work with to piece together this question.
>>3090719
Where you think you're going, bitch?
>>3090719
Searching for firewood is for losers without magic.
>Burns a fireplace with agi skills.
>>3090668
I think I'll keep that to myself.
>>3090705
>Admittedly it's weird with 2hus in general since PC98s are just old and you can do whatever (people even draw her dress black), and with the modern ones the art style's so goofy you just can't tell.
I suppose I just rather prefer red.
>>3090714
How frustrating....
>>3090721
Do you think we're actually THAT childish?
>>3090719
AH!
Why me?
>>3090750
>>3090740
>walks away
>>3090735
That skinny ass ex of yours told me you had a voracious maid appetite.
>>3090667
Meaning you could, you simply do not wish to.
>>3090660
>The one time you get that event, and you don't take the chance...
>>3090740
Seeya 'round, then, lady.
>>3090758
Busy fantasizin'....
>>3090751
Impressive, isn't it?
>>3090762
Chi?
>>3090766
Chi.
>>3090792
Chi!!
>>3090785
>I-i am tired, you Kraut. Didn't even notice. Also, i blew up the pony, git gut.
say hi to ERP for me, and tell them about the chocolate.
>>3090796
That should have been enough to scare him off
>>3090785
I've stood out in the sun for years on end, I'm fairly certain I can't burn.
>>3090797
I don't know how to talk with you, miss....I don't even know if you can understand me.
>>3090560
Things don't end well when I have sex with people anon.
>>3090583
Augh, don't pull this Ara Ara~ with me Fumi. I'll clean your apartment but if this keeps up I'm not going to wear the butler outfit anymore.
>Having some internet problems, sorry if my replies are slow
>>3090760
... I've helped people before already!
Not every ghost is a waste of existence, some are, but not all of us... Same as how not all humans are wastes of existence, most aren't.
>>3090766
Well, I wasn't saying childish, but going from past experience, this community has already gone to battle over trivial matters...
>>3090796
ugh stupid bacteria...
>>3090796
I-I...just noticed this is full of human feces.
>Jasper
>>3090796
zzz...! Good lord, I had the mossst terrible dream! I wasss stuck in a death tournament and I.....oh.
>>3090787
I am the retainer of a prince and the most handsome man that exists. I am not fantasizing, i am living in one.
>>3090798
You DON'T simply walk up to someone and tell him '' I like you, you like me, let's get married''. I need a proper outfit for that. And that's going to take me atleast two fortnights...maybe three. You got to plan these things!
>>3090796
>>3090798
Y-you too.
>>3090796
Aren't you a bit old to be in the arena?
>>3090797
>he flexes his muscles
Go ahead and feel these bad boys.
>>3090796
Chiii.
>>3090805
Chi!
>>3090808
Chiii!!
>>3090805
Doesn't sound too hard to do.
>>3090812
The only use for ghosts is by putting them in a bottle and keeping it closed off during the summer, they work great as a cooler.
But you seem a bit too big to fit inside a bottle
