/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Lady of The Show Edition
Previous thread: >>3073641
>"NEW" EPISODE on 26 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island / In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bk2gu_su-same-old-world_fun
>Barn Mates / Hit The Diamond
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4byeyo_steven-universe-s3e3-barn-mates-s3e4-hit-the-diamond_fun
Barn Mates: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cZDlHSXAyb2QwS0E/view?usp=sharing
Hit The Diamond: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9wMND-8u-7cRzgtdlBSb2Fvdlk/view?usp=sharing
>Steven Floats
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4c1bpy_steven-universe-s3e6-steven-floats_fun
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folders:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>>3083307
We're back, baby!
>>3083307
PEARL
>>3083313
Are we?
>>3083336
Well yes, technically. Since there are new episodes airing this week and next week, so we are back, baby!
>>3083333
These numbers...
>>3083357
But are they really new if almost everyone here has seen them?
Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
>>3083463
green of the green
Causing a green
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnn
>>3083484
This is the best one so far.
>>3083412
Well yeah, they're new, because they haven't been aired in the States.
>>3083631
This same artist drew Pearl having sex with Steven in his sleep.
What happened
>>3083799
Hiro was pushing buttons again.
>>3083778
as long as it's just lapis being a rapist to the other gems i'm fine.
>>3083631
This same artist drew Pearl having sex with Steven in his sleep.
I'm glad someone finally drew futa GarnetxSteven.
>>3084199
I'm not. This is vile.
>>3084219
Fuck you, this is the only other futa GarnetxSteven piece there is.
>>3084232
Let me ask you an honest question. Do you seriously get off to this? Or are you just memeing like 90 percent of futa fags?
>>3084248
I do get off to it, yes.
>it's a rainy day out
>super comfy
>not working tonight
>no peridot to cuddle
How the fuck do I cure this horrible feeling
>>3084350
Kill yourself
>best mate just got told his mom has like a month left
I was not trained to deal with this
>>3084377
>having friends
That was your first mistake.
>>3081445
>That shouldn't technically be breaking any rules, but idk
Welcome to 2016 /co/ where anything you post can be a bannable offense depending on the mods mood that day.
>>3084398
>not having friends
>>3084422
Life is easier when you're a hkfv NEET. Nobody to worry about except yourself.
>>3083631
>tiny nose on pearl
i cant fap to this abomination
>>3084437
>being a NEET
>>3084439
I think it doesn't have to be so long it just has to be pointy to look right
>>3084446
>being a normie
>>3084467
>not being a normie
>>3084471
>being a living meme
>>3084478
>implying NEETs aren't living memes
>>3084496
I'm breaking away from the fucking meme that you have to be a functional member of society, have a job, have a wife, have kids you fucking retarded normie cuck. I'm living life how I see fit and you're dumb fucking ass is following the meme of being a normie but let me tell you you fucking normie shitstain, I'm the one who is truly happy because I've broken free from the life of a fucking meme.
>>3084471
You're in a thread about a kids' tv show on /trash/
and you (proudly) consider yourself to be a normie
Something ain't go through in there lad
>>3084536
Your memes end here.
Anyone got a source for this? TinEye and GIS give me nothing.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
Love you /sug/
I hope that your week has been going well, that work is enjoyable and that you are happy with where you are.
Another day, another thread and I just want Greg to see the fire in me
>>3084963
>>3085008
>>3085048
I want the memes to end.
>>3085008
Thanks loveposter
>>3085071
sorry, Anon
>>3085048
I want Greg to put his fire in me if ya know what I mean
Lady of the show,
loves to boast and crow
Oh how happy she makes me go
>>3085144
Here, have an improved Cricket. It's on the house.
>>3085111
Damn now I feel bad. I see the fire in you, anon.
I'm bored.
Anyone up for a round of "who can find the worst SU fanart"?
>>3085232
oh god no
>>3085232
>>3084248
How are futafags memeing?
>>3085452
He has probably never been to /d/, and thinks it is all a oke
>>3085261
I think I'm losing my touch; this is all I could see.
>>3084536
>not having a job
Kill yourself
>>3085550
>Fat gems
>>3085570
Shapeshfting I guess? I mean Amy is kind of fat. At least is isn't slob fetish stuff
>18.5 year old Steven and 17.25 year old Connie
>Steven is still physically a tween
>they got to third base the first time a few weeks ago but go weirded out by Steven still being a kid
>Connie is going away to college in a few months and there is a general sense of unease about the future of their relationship
>presently they are camping out not far from the vacant remodeled, motley teched up barn, looking up at the stars
>they lose themselves in conversation, playful banter, and flirting
>they head inside to grab some sodas but the light switch doesn't turn on the light
>Steven picks out a lightbulb but then pauses under the lamp
>"Here, let me get that for you, Steven" Connie says as she reaches for the light bulb
>Steven hands it over but becomes glum as Connie turns her attention to the lamp
>Connie glances and sees Steven sulking as she makes the final twists, Connie knowingly looks away
>they get their sodas and head back outside and silently lie back down next to each other
>>3085999
>Steven stares up a the sky, lost in thought
>Connie's hand creeps over and holds Steven's hand
>Steven looks into Connie's face
>"I've been thinking, Steven. About... last time, about the future. About OUR future. I don't want anything to come between us. Not distance, not... I love you Steven."
>They stare into each others' eyes.
>Steven leans in, Connie follows suit, and they begin passionately kissing.
>Connie is half propped up as upright Steven looms slightly over her, kissing her and not being shy about groping her.
>Connie sits up and gets more aggressive. Steven gets on his knees to match her height, Connie's hands caressing his shoulders as they kiss more deeply.
>Steven knows where this may end up going, but doesn't take the lead for fear of Connie feeling weird about getting intimate with someone with the body of a child.
>Connie works her hand up Steven's shirt, feeling his bare chest.
>Steven gets pushed back, propped up by arms while looking up at Connie looming over him on her knees.
>>3086017
>Connie pulls Steven's shirt off. He feels the cool breeze going across his skin.
>Connie hunches over him, one arm moving up and down Steven's thigh, working her way inward.
>Steven works his small hands under Connie's shirt. They continue to kiss.
>Connie leans back and pulls off her shirt, her hair getting tossed in the moonlight.
>their eyes lock again and Connie slowly begins feeling Steven's groin.
>They lock licks as she gently rubs Steven.
>Steven pushes himself closer, pushing Connie's head upward above him, his head on top of her bosom as he reaches around to undo her bra.
>Connie reaches back and slides off her bra, allowing Steven to soak the moment in before continuing.
>Minutes later Connie puts one set of fingers in the waist of his pants and unzips with the other hand.
>Steven whispers into Connie's ear "are you sure- ?"
>"I want this" Connie responds, Steven then helping Connie shake off his pants and underwear.
>>3086036
>Connie pauses for a moment before tentatively placing her hand around Steven's erect penis.
>Staring, Connie bits her lip a little. Steven reaches around Connie's head and holds her to kiss as Connie slowly works Steven's foreskin up and down.
>Connie takes a moment to lean back and quickly take off her pants, continues a short while before looking Steven in the eyes, building up her own resolve, and then taking off her panties.
>Kissing, Steven reaches for Connie's crotch and begins rubbing.
>Minutes go by.
>Connie finally pushes Steven to the ground, leans back on her knees until her back is slightly arched away, rubbing herself in anticipation.
fuck off dude, you posted this shit yesterday, just use the pastebin link
>>3086047
>Connie pauses for a moment before tentatively placing her hand around Steven's erect penis.
>Staring, Connie bits her lip a little. Steven reaches around Connie's head and holds her to kiss as Connie slowly works Steven's foreskin up and down.
>Connie takes a moment to lean back and quickly take off her pants, continues a short while before looking Steven in the eyes, building up her own resolve, and then taking off her panties.
>Kissing, Steven reaches for Connie's crotch and begins rubbing.
>Minutes go by.
>Connie finally pushes Steven to the ground, leans back on her knees until her back is slightly arched away, rubbing herself in anticipation.
>>3086060
>Connie strides atop Steven. He places his hands on her thighs.
>Focused, she grabs Steven's penis and slowly lowers herself down.
>They meet, but feeling resistance to penetration Connie leans over Steven, her arms on either side of his head, and begins to rub against his penis.
>Again building resolve, Connie reaches to hold Steven's member and then one final thrust!
>Connie winces at the pain. Steven intently stares at her face.
>Slowly Connie begins to rock and then hump.
>'It's not so bad', she thinks to herself. 'This would be worse if Steven were more than 4".'
>They continue, Connie still in pain but with a rising swell of pleasure growing within her as they continue.
>Steven stares at where their bodies meet as he struggles to meet her thrusts with his small frame, completely engrossed.
>As Connie's physical arousal grows, her body becoming more accepting of Steven's cock, she almost forgets about the pain, but something is not right.
>Connverse
>>3086074
Just link the pastebin, don't repost the whole thing.
>>3086017
>File deleted
What did you do?
Taking writefag requests, lads.
>>3086048
Why though? Thread was dead. These are just elaborate bumps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLY54hrYvhk
Is it true?
You've been feeling sort of low these days
Just don't have a place to go these days
Must be bringing you down
If it's so
Then come on give this lover boy a try
I'll put the sparkle right back in your eyes
What could you lose?
Well for one, her heart belongs to another
And no other heart will do
>>3086112
Steven fusing with Pearl.
>>3086112
Something short.
>>3086112
Steven and Connie helping Peridot out with the internet and all its wonders.
>>3086088
Gara pls
>>3086147
That's not Gara.
>>3086112
Steven taking Peris fusion cherry
>>3086103
I screwed up the image order.
>>3086098
Is it a no fun allowed day?
http://pastebin.com/jv8y8PEc
>>3086190
If you're going to post the same thing you just did a day ago, yes.
Take the opportunity to make a new story instead.
>>3086311
>a child fusing with grown ass rock women
I don't like them.
>>3086311
Do all of them. Or the first and third at least.
>>3086336
>What is the beginning of Alone Together?
>>3086380
Gems teaching Steven how to dance.
Steven fusing with grown ass rock woman would be inappropriate.
>>3086400
But fusing with a child isn't?
>>3086400
They danced with him with the intention to fuse with him, and teach him about fusion.
>>3086311
Go for it
>>3084963
Gem of green, defied her queen
I'm in love when she's onscreen
>>3086441
No they didn't. They really didn't. They explicitly stated they were teaching him to dance, nothing more.
>>3086440
wat
>>3086492
I'm pretty sure Steven talked about how fusion was hard, and how the Gems didn't expect him to fuse with them for the first time. Nevertheless, they still danced with him to fuse.
>>3084963
She would.
>>3084350
>It's fucking hot out
>super uncomfortable
>horrible allergy onslaught all day long
>no Pearl to do my laundry
How the fuck do I exterminate this shitty feeling
>>3086543
Sit in front of a heavy fan and jerk off
>>3086529
It's your implications that are not making sense. Steven and Connie are both the same age. There is no exploitation.
>>3086554
So Steven can fuse with a kid on the beach, but learning to properly fuse with the gems is "inappropriate"?
>>3084350
>gonna be 90 degrees
>been getting allergy alerts on my phone all month
>massive headache
>no woolie and jasper to crush me in between their big bodies
Explain how to discard of this depressing emotion
>>3086587
Yes, because of exploitation. Fusion, like sex, can be used as an emotional crutch (pic related). Children are easy to manipulate and therefore must be protected against exploitation. That's why it is taboo to do such acts with children.
>>3086615
What if Jasper's hair caused you to constantly sneeze
Would she think it was cute or would she criticize you for being weak
>>3086615
Sit n front of a heavy fan and jerk off to all of Orange Kisses art
>>3086636
Calm your triggered tits just let Pearl fuse/sex with steven
i don't even want a gf/bf, just a fuck buddy to have fun when we were bored
>>3086691
>I just got BTFOd
>better say anon is triggered
>>3086615
>Tfw only 46 degrees in Iceland
>No pollen in the air
>Head feels just fine
>24 hour day so can stay up for days watching SU
I feel sorry for you anon
>>3086719
Jet let them have sex anon
>>3086751
No. Pearl's punishment must be more severe.
>>3086691
That' disgusting man, just have them have regular sex instead
>>3086636
But Steven and the Gems wanted to fuse with each other. There was literally no exploitation going on there.
>>3086759
What sort of punishment could Steven give Pearl, adult or not?
>>3086691
Yes.
>>3086790
>stating outright fabrications as fact
Fusion isn't explicitly like sex. Fusion represents different relationships and kinds of love.
>>3086808
>implying
Just go jack off, already.
>>3086836
with heavy sexual implications you must admit
>>3086836
>>3086856
>>3086836
INAPPROPRIATE
desu
>>3086847
Dude I'm eating an omelet.
>>3086867
>Matt
>>3086856
Yeah, Pearl usually seems to make it sexual, especially with her dances with Garnet and Rose.
>>3086878
A nice warm moist omelette
You know what you must do
>>3086867
A) The whole point of fusion is to represent an intimacy that wouldn't otherwise get past the censors.
B) You are quoting Matt.
C) No parent would let their child fuse with adults if predators like Pearl were around using fusion for their sick kicks.
>>3086878
jack off while you're eating is super awkward
>>3086836
like pearl and rose's platonic love
>>3086959
Y-Yeah, totally platonic, censor senpai.
>>3086553
what if the fan is so strong anon ends all covered in cum?
Ok, I see you guys want some Pearl/Steven action.. I got some time while I try to finish a thing and will do
tell me how you want it
>>3087027
NONE
>>3086543
Start your laundry, take a progressively colder shower, and drink some lemonade.
>>3087027
I also say none.
>>3087027
GTFO you disgusting pedo.
>>3087027
Futa Pearl on Steven
>>3087068
>Steven can't hold onto her for hours
>Connie falls
>if she is lucky she dies outright
>if she is unlucky she has all the bones in her body broken when she hits the water and ends up suffering severe brain damage from oxygen deprivation before someone can fish her out of the water
>>3087117
I pray that Connie dies. Fuck Connie.
>>3087117
Little nigga has super strength, he can hold onto her forever.
>>3087027
Pearl hugging adult Steven.
>>3087159
>Fuck Connie.
No anon, that's wrong
>>3087159
Connie is great. She grounds Steven and makes everything else seem that much more fantastic. Her and Steven together are adorbable.
>>3086385
I've already written your kind off, sorry.
>>3087222
were you the peridot tries to drive writefag? that came one came out nice
>>3087117
except he could carry all his friends easily.
there's rose's fountain and steven's spit if she falls for some reason anyway.
connie is sweet. everyone loves her. nothing bad is gonna happen to her.
>>3087212
Oh yeah she sure grounds Steven with the way she trained how to use a sword for like a couple months and became a master swordsman capable of almost beating a gem.
And how her parents are totally okay with her hanging with Steven and going on dangerous missions where she almost ends up dying despite her parents being very strict.
>>3086528
I celebrate Lapis getting spanked by Priyanka for being a brat.
>>3086543
Work hard. Get AC.
>>3087276
He's not carrying them, it's fucked up gravity logic in a cartoon.
>>3087212
>Connie and Steven
Disgusting
>>3087290
>believing Pearl
>ever
That is why you fail.
I bet you believe gems are literal magic too.
>>3087369
It doesn't matter what she said, the results of the training speaks for itself.
She's doing retarded ass ninja jumps and carrying a gigantic sword despite being like 10 years old. The fact that she could even challenge a gem for a second is just fucking dumb cringeworthy mary sue meme bullshit.
>>3087334
>this denial
>>3087426
>I believe Connie is a good swordsman to an unbelievable degree because I don't want to like her
Whatever floats your gemsloop, anon.
>>3087426
sure, isn't like pearl was probably the greatest sword master on earth or anything, or rose's sword was an alien magical weapon
>>3087426
We should've seen Steven's training montage with the shield.
>>3087276
>Garnet just trying to look like she is doing something because she already knew it's pointless
kek
>>3087428
Not even denial hell i didn't even read what you guys are bitching about this time, just saying he's not carrying them, it's his fucked up gravity logic holding them and the ship up.
>>3087507
>Amber Rogers
Soon to be Zuke II.
>>3087457
I don't care how amazing a trainer Pearl is. Connie's training is limited by the body and mind of being a human child.
>>3087507
What a bitch, she's not even going to eat it.
>>3087467
>garnet knows everything is pointless in the end
>has been pretending her whole life
hello darkness my old friend...
>>3087027
This with Pearl as the guy on the left, adult Connie as the woman on the right, and adult Steven as the guy in the middle.
>>3087485
no. the boat is inclined to the left first, gets completely horizontal when garnet and amethyst hop in
>>3087551
>pretending her whole life
Yes and no. Yes in that she doesn't tell people half the shit she knows and just plays along, but that doesn't make everything she does pointless. She still shapes the world with her decisions. She just doesn't
>>3087521
>i don't care how amazing is the teacher that doesn't justify an amazing training
what?
>>3087625
There's only so much you can do with a 10 year old is what I'm saying.
>>3087635
pearl herself isn't big or particularly strong by gem warrior standards, I'm sure she can extrapolate that to connie
>>3087687
Yeah, maybe over a few years of training and by age 18 if she was a master swordsman I'd buy it.
>>3087720
She's still not a master, I don't know where you're getting that.
Would you help this gem relieve her pent up sexual frustration?
>>3087793
This image is not in a sexual context, do not sully it. There's plenty of actual sexual content for you to look at.
You fucking deviant.
>>3087793
Of course I would
>>3087814
Gems must report all injuries suffered while on the job.
>>3087718
>image is nothing more than an advertisement
>>3087814
I'm not interested in regular sexual content, I want to see friendly stress-relieving platonic sexual release.
Possibly some amount of homo.
>>3087844
Well it's a damn good advertisement
>>3087793
Steven would.
>>3087793
forever
>>3087916
More?
Lady of the show,
loves to boast and crow
Oh how happy she makes me go
>>3088019
No, that's it.
>>3087507
>hiding Pearls paddles from the viewer like that
deplorable
>>3088022
love those kind of shoes but don't know how are they called
>>3088081
those aren't shoes you pleb
>>3088081
Ballet slippers?
Kill Peridot
>>3088151
>>3088151
what about raping peridot?
doen
>>3088151
Does her giving up her form to give birth to her and Steven's son count?
>>3088208
I need to know if this thing is male or female before my thoughts about it proceed.
Post best ship
>>3088291
>greg is always the bottom
I want this meme to end.
>>3088237
>needing gender to determine whether or not you'd fuck it
You have yet to ascend mortal
>>3088237
>son
Either way, I don't know what original artist intended them to be, but likely an experience like Stevonnie.
>>3088347
It's so cute
>>3088237
if is attractive and you both want it go for it. what's so complicated about that?
>>3088347
It can't be a son with legs like those. I refuse to believe it.
>>3088303
As if he's ever going to be a top when his partner is a quartz warrior.
>>3088208
Can half-gem children even have a true gender?
They'd only have an X or a Y.
>>3088359
>It
Don't objectify their son/daughter/experience, anon.
>>3088385
With androgyny comes great legs.
Just finished rewatching Ocean Gem
I just realized at the end Steven says "No prob, Bob", to which Lapis repies, "It's Lapis".
Is this the reason Lapis calls herself Bob in Hit the Diamond?
>>3088411
She remembers everything Steven says, even when it's stupid as hell.
>>3088411
No, I think it's just a coincidence.
>>3088420
is lapis slowly turning into pearl?
>>3084199
Typically I don't appreciate sex involving Steven and the gems, but futa on male is my fetish. Much appreciated.
>Vidalia: "Buck up, kiddo. You may not be friends with my son, but I'll let you be my bottom from now on."
>Lars: "This is so embarrassing."
>Vidalia: "Oh, don't be that way. You should feel thankful that of all the dicks in town you get my 9 iron."
>[Lars begins to tear up and tries to hold back from crying]
>...
>after the act Vidalia is sitting on the floor of her garage leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette
>a few feet away Lars is still laying there face down minutes after they finished
>Lars slowly raises himself up, his face despondent
>Vidalia [half grinning]: "Hey, Lars right? Sorry about all the "bitch"es and "faggots"s. I didn't mean it. I was just caught up in the moment, you know?"
>Lars [still despondent]: "yeah"
>Lars grabs his pants and slowly puts them back on.
>Vidalia: "Want a cig?"
>Lars: "uh, no thanks"
>Lars grabs his backpack and begins walking out.
>Vidalia: "Oh, and in case your interested, I teach painting here Wednesdays at 6:30. You should come." she says with an ever so slight devious grin.
>Lars pauses, looking around at the paintings. "I'm not really-"
>Vidalia tilts her head forward and with a serious face looks deeply into Lars eyes. >
>Lars: ... "s-sure, I'll try it out"
>Lars walks out.
>Vidalia: "See you then, tiger."
>>3088443
>Lapis embracing the glory of combat with a fencing blade
Yes please.
>>3088411
Are you making a joke based on the large number of tumblr posts figuring this out?
>>3088476
No, I just had a genuine realisation.
Also I don´t go on tumblr because I´m not a fag
>>3088463
I love it. I want more stuff of people dominating and humiliating Lars. That what he gets
>>3088485
Not a fag, but apparently a retard.
rate my Lapis /sug/
>>3088538
rude/10
>>3088454
I got a few more, if you'd like.
>>3088485
You're not a fag, just a little slow.
>>3088291
EVO gem best gem desu
I'd let her Dream Cancel me any day
>>3088487
He is great. He is the best looking bottom boy in town and he's such an asshole that you don't feel that bad about humiliating him.
>>3088561
>>3088608
http://imgur.com/a/mm07X
This gallery is full of futa AmyxSteven.
>>3088571
just a little slow? c'mon anon
>>3088631
>aged down Steven
No thanks.
>>3088597
Now I want stuff with Sade doming his ass
>>3088646
I actually think I'm out of futa GemxSteven stuff, I'll look around more.
>>3088664
Pretty sure there are quite a few examples of that already. I don't have my external on me right now though.
I think this is only implied futa (Garnet), but the way Steven sits makes it weird.
This is meant to be futa Yellow Diamond raping Steven, if that turns you on.
>>3088735
Shit, forgot to save the version where the Artist drew on Steven's Gem.
>>3088561
>Hey, you´re pretty good
Yeah, no, I'm out.
>>3088810
Bye
>>3088830
No, I mean as in I'm out of futa GemxSteven stuff.
>>3088843
Aww
Could you love Pearl?
Anybody want to give a request for me to practice drawing?
nothing too lewd, if you could
>>3088966
I already do
Why is she not real
>>3088971
The five Rubies stacked on Jasper
>>3088971
bikini connie pls. footfagotry would be awesome
>>3088966
The other Crystal Gems already do.
>>3088966
No, she's too obsessed with Rose.
>one day, a certain lucky gem is gonna have all of this
>>3089020
Fuck off, Dewey.
Does flagrantly non-canon and illogical mixing of gems with humans bother you, friend anons, or do you like blow it off? Or do you sometimes find it even interesting? Just wondering.
