ERP Thread butt edition
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Second for I should be in bed.
>>2946058
>I have no idea who that is
H-Hi..
Booty
>>2945984
SO YEAH, GOT DAT SPECIAL ERP WINSCREEN RITE UP FAMO.
>>2945994
Don't worry Sakura-chan. One of these days you'll catch up to me.
>>2946075
TA-DA
>>2946079
STEP IT UP MAN.
>>2946058
They are an avid foot fag Clownpiece. I thought you knew everything pumpkin.
>>2946079
Which ERP boss do you fight worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmbI8dc7t1g
>>2946081
Jesus
>>2946058
Nope, I've just seen you every now and then silly clown.
>Pets head.
>>2946048
Eh... I'll contribute this one time.
>>2946088
Normally I wouldn't say anything, but were in the place for this kinda thing.
Something about sleep.
>>2946075
Welp shion poster is always free to add me on steam so we can converse and do all sorts of other activities together.
>>2946082
I don't know HG related things.
>>2946088
Thats exactly what a stalker would say! Lying is a sin hun you do realize that right?
>>2946060
I've been known to be pretty cruel at times anon.
Okay time for me to just post in /hg/ instead since I don't want to shit up the new thread.
(That was the only image that was new that had feet in it really.)
>>2946092
It has begun.
>>2946093
PLAY PATCHOULI ALREADY!
>>2946098
Maybe some day, I don't wanna be a nuisance.
>>2946101
Lets do it.
>>2946088
That's hardly a booty shot. Step it up.
>>2946098
Figured in the time you were there you woulda picked up on that. Oh well. Now I guess since the game is over I should go back to my rightful spot, probably drink bleach too. Talk to you whenever pumpkin.
Hello.
Do any of you HG fellows have any dirt on any sexual predators targeting little boys? The FBI appreciates it.
>>2946051
>The women trying not to speak in the tongue she wishes continues to speak to the anon after clearing her throat.
If that is what you believe then it may help.
>>2946054
Valorous boy, valorous boy. Continue to partake in mine own blood until thy hunger is sated.
(Sorry to do this but I have to go run a quick errand.)
>>2946106
Bitch I was basically telling you to add me, you don't get a god damn choice in the matter.
This booty thread has a distinct lack of ass.
>>2946092
Pervert~
>>2946098
I'm not lying and sinning is what I do, you know, as a demon.
>>2946113
I'm not giving any more!
>>2946114
There's this dude named LF. You'll need CIA, he lives abroad.
>>2946118
THAT ASS IS TOO POWERFUL, DELETE IT
>>2946093
Too early for sleep, stay up.
>>2946106
Sakura-chan...
...Are you okay, I'm rather concerned about your state seeing that you've undressed and well...
...are doing stuff, I figured I should make sure that you get back to the rest of the girls.
>>2946098
Hello Piece.
>>2946114
Oh, we're still at it, are we? That's great news, isn't it, Zach?
Say, speaking of Predators, who here is a fan of the 1987 film Predator starring Arnold Schwarzenegger? To this day people debate whether that movie was a deconstruction of the 80's action movie. Whether it was or wasn't, it's still great. I still have the VHS on my desk actually. It's funny how the star ended up becoming the Governor of California. Only in America, eh, Zach?
Awooooo!~
>>2946129
>lewd clicking noises
>>2946048
Booty?
>>2946115
>He eases up but continues drinking her blood until he's satisfied. Filled with vitality again, he raises his head from the Queen's wrist, awaiting her order.
(Actually I need to get to bed, Anon, sorry. Hopefully we can continue some other time? I'll be around the same time tomorrow night, a bit earlier even. You can shoot me an email at [email protected] too if you'd like. Sorry to cut out before the really good parts, I like Krul a lot and had fun. Hopefully we can keep going.)
>>2946104
Wh-huh...?
>>2946126
Alright.
>>2946124
Delete an ass that fine? You're out of your mind, maybe this'll help clarify.
>>2946136
AWOOOOOOO!
>>2946117
Don't get demanding with me!
>>2946129
Toast with jam or without jam?
>>2946136
a-awoo?
>>2946147
Stop. In the name of all that is holy, if you want me to survive the night, post not another picture of that anubu's booty.
>>2946144
(We sure can~ but where oh where have I seen that email before?)
>>2946149
I'll do what I god damn want. I know the shit you've done once I actually remember you, you clearly already said you like me, so we gonna become friends whether you like it or not.
>>2946123
Don't banepost me pls. I just wanna go to bed soon. I need a ciggy.
>>2946138
Say, there's a Predator now! Not the one we're looking for, unfortunately.
>>2946152
With jam, and a cup of your finest coffee. And please, call me York! Everyone does.
>>2946159
(I'd be surprised if you had, I only used it once before, around New Year's on /a/.)
>>2946163
It's a like you from a distance kinda thing, we've never even spoke!
>>2946156
Technically not the same Anubis. I'll have you give in to pleasure yet, reaction poster.
>>2946160
>>2946170
We are speaking right now though, so that's a lie. Is my new friend a compulsive liar, oh no, what did I get myself into.
>>2946168
(Really? I'm sure I've seen it posted here a few times.)
>>2946176
It's no good! One more and I'm finished, gone, dead, destroyed body and soul, consumed by the booty!
>>2946166
You must be a long way from home to come to a little town suck as this place. City boy?
>>2946179
Oi! Right now doesn't count..
>>2946141
What's this ships name and how do I fuck her? Or Edea?
>>2946185
Fuck off, Parsee.
>>2946186
Does too, you are just denying me for the sake of fear.
You feel as if you'll fall in love with me too much and end up worshiping me, while I inevitably cuck you.
Mornin'~
>>2946180
(Probably just 'cause it's generic, I guess. Thinking back I didn't even post it, just used it to email a few people around then, and then stopped using it. I'll definitely check it tomorrow so if you're around and want to continue you can just send me a message there.)
>>2946183
One more? How 'bout I throw in a little extra, that should do you in.
>>2946202
>ERP Mokou
ABORT
>>2946177
How are you today, cutie?
>He gave her a headpat, ruffling every curl of her black hair
>>2946190
Tokitsukaze, control your dick anon!
>>2946208
Huh?
What's wrong?
>>2946201
Woah now, that might be jumping the gun a bit.
>>2946202
Woah now.
>>2946185
That's right! The bureau sent me out here without another satellite phone. But that's okay. I'm happier outside of the cramped city. Thanks for the breakfast by the way. But, I have to get going. I need to meet up with my fellow agent out here in the field and see what he's found out. Have a good day, Miss!
>>2946206
(If I bother to make an email that is now time to leave and do what I need to.)
>>2946213
>boat butt slap
Hello there~
>>2946207
>>2946176
>>2946147
>>2946118
Oh my fucking god
>>2946207
Going. Going. Gone.
>>2946218
Guys please.
Tell me what is wrong.
>>2946223
(I'll be lurking these threads too tomorrow night so hopefully I'll catch you around either way. Take care!)
>>2946207
>>2946226
>>2946230
And one more for prosperity.
>>2946194
You mean fuck on.
>>2946240
>>2946202
>Dangles a bag of coffee beans
Mornin' sparky.
>>2946235
If you were lurking hg you would know.
>>2946240
You have given me a mighty gift. Now I need to get off this fucking thread so I don't have a coronary.
Who would win in a fight between Jontron, Drake, Joey, Kornheiser, the JAGGERMONSTA and CAWFEE?
>>2946257
Well, I don't. So there's that.
>>2946255
Oh come on, just give in to the buttlust already!
>>2946266
You're gonna be missing out~!
>>2946257
>lurking hg
>giving a shit what hg does
>>2946272
>>2946218
Well I am a bit of a gun jumper, so you'll have to get used to that once we are married.
>>2946272
Greenfee
>>2946210
Hello anon!
>She shrugs her head, feeling your hand on her head
I-I'm good mister, how about you?
>>2946224
>She shivers
H-hey d-don't slap my butt!
>>2946272
>implying Drake isn't objectively the best thing to grace these threads
>>2946277
Okay well the mokou there is in a ship with revolver ocelot
>>2946256
Ah, you finally learned.
Good for you~
How are you doing today?
>>2946282
Nope. Nope. I know what's good for me. Just call me Ass Ketchum.
>>2946241
Them Parsee curves...
>>2946235
Oh the things I'd do to you if I wasn't piss tired.. Count yourself lucky Mocha Mocha. I'll be going now.
>>2946290
>Smooch
>>2946287
Im not one of those people im just pointing it out.
>>2946282
I have given in. It's phenomenal. On the 8th day, God created this ass, and it was good!
>>2946301
So ...?
How does that affect me in the slightest?
How does ANY of that has ANYTHING to do with me?
I fail to see your point here.
>>2946312
Weak.
If you were really interested you would do it anyway.
>>2946299
Excellent.
Do you need anything?
>>2946302
Not bad, not bad
>He gives a smile
How's my favorite anti-socialite?
>>2946312
Good thing in my culture when two people smooch they are therefore married Congratulations you won you a clown. Be sure to treat it well.
>>2946299
Oh? Not slapping?
You rather want me to put stuff in your butt instead~?
>she giggles, making suggestive movements with her fingers and pen
>>2946324
It's unnerving is all. Being so familiar with Mokou in there and you're acting nothing like them. It's like someone you know got body swapped. Not your fault of course, carry on.
>>2946304
Then live up to your name and catch all the asses!
>>2946316
I know how you feel, but it's too soon for the ass to end.
>>2946340
Please keep your autistic outbursts to yourself in the future.
>>2946347
>wearing almost nothing under a robe
Come on, man. You're gonna make me weep for joy.
>>2946340
I couldnt explain this better myself thanks.
>>2946328
Getting attacked from people I don't know about things I don't know about another group of people I don't know.
>>2946340
Well, get used to it?
It's not like I'm gonna bugger off so you just don't feel "unnerved". And I'm not sure if that's supposed to be a compliment or not, considering the bit I've seen about HG so far is them shitposting here in their circlejerk.
>>2946352
holy FUCK I'm dead
>>2946347
End? The ass is eternal. There is no end to the glory of the booty. "I want it, I need it" Jon 2:21
>>2946347
umpf, why must anubis always be so hot
>>2946325
N-nothing right now anon.. I hope you are feeling good!
>>2946335
S-stuff... n-no no no no
>She moves her hands frantically
I-I'm okay!
>>2946357
Ha! I like you already.
>>2946354
It's a pity that's all I've got for that particular fetish...
>>2946366
>>2946369
<3
>>2946357
Oddly enough, sounds like just another day for the firebird. Burn 'em to the ground, I'd say.
>>2946381
Lord above save me, for I see no god but the Anubutt.
>>2946381
youre making me need to pray our anubis player comes in just i can lick her flawless asshole
>>2946374
Feeling good?
I'd hate to be honest, but I'm a bit stressed being on this naval base.
>>2946374
You're sure?
You look to me like you're that kind of girl that enjoys getting all kinds of stuff shoved in your butt~
>she grabs the girls wrist, pulls her in close and wraps her arms arround her, as she falls with her onto a nearby bed that has been standing there all along
>>2946389
>>2946391
I'm afraid that's all the Anubutt I've got lads, though if it's asses you want, it's asses I've got. Should I continue?
>>2946410
you shall, please keep posting glorious ass
>>2946375
>>2946378
I'm getting mixed messages here.
>>2946383
I wish I could sometimes.
But, guess we all have our cross to bear, maybe that immortality or the generalisation of a character and comparement to a group of people I have seen nothing great so far.
>>2946419
Mokou! May I please see your pantsu?
>>2946415
Then let the booty assault continue! Any other anons enjoying themselves?
>>2946213
Nah I'd rather control your orgasm~
>>2946442
I'm too tired, sorry. You're a glorious human.
>>2946410
>>2946442
NO
RUN TO THE HILLS, BOYS
>>2946431
Well, uh. I guess if it's just panties it's fine.
>>2946419
Oh well, can't win em all, Sparky...
>Drinks his own thermos of cold coffee
So, whatcha got going today? Any other idiots besides me getting lost in the woods?
>>2946442
>at work
>see this
do I run into the bathroom
>>2946454
Step on me Mokou!
>>2946393
Awwww you shouldn't feel stressed, I can hug you If you want, that will make you feel better?!
>She opens her arms and hugs your legs
>>2946409
>She feels how you pull her closer and you fall into the bed with her and she blushes
N-no.. I-I don't do that kind of stuff.... I.. I never.. no no no... I don't do them!
>>2946454
Butt please!
>>2946461
You feel soft and I do but..!
You're a bit close to my you know what
Oh crap this is bad
>>2946458
>>2946465
Why do I have the feeling this is this so called HG shitposting?
>>2946456
Hm, sadly no.
For days I've been trying to offer my body for anyone willing to come by, but so far only you came over and you ...
Well, you just want to talk...
>Mokou sighs
But I guess that's fine too... maybe we can drop the E from ERP.
>>2946482
Kowan?
>>2946451
And you're a wonderful anon all the same. Get some sleep!
>>2946453
Hey, get back here!
>>2946457
Yes <3
Is the Anon who wanted to try corruption around?
>>2946494
I'm not shitposting dammit, I just want some Mokou feet before I sleep.
>>2946494
Well, most of the time, I've got a bit of a short limit.
>He gives a grin
But today, well, I guess it might not be so lonely in the woods...
>>2946461
Are you're sure?
My journalist nose sniffs a ...
>the tengu inhales deeply
Well, I sniff only your freshly shampood hair~
But you understand what I try to say, hm?
>she places her hand on on the back of the girls head, pressing her against her AVERAGE, yet soft breasts
>>2946507
Hm, sorry.
That recent callout made me feel kinda nervous.
Feet? I can't really help you with that ... well unless you like this~
>>2946508
Oh?
You're willing to take on my offer? What a pleasant suprise~
>tfw you didnt die in your sleep
>>2946518
>tfw Kurisu didn't die in their sleep
>tfw take satisfaction knowing they still had to wake up and suffer being Kurisu
Get fucked!
>>2946445
N-no! bad anon, bad, control your dick!
>>2946473
>She moves her head and looks at you
What's wrong anon? y-you don't like my hug?
>She snuggles against your legs
>>2946509
I.. I understand... b-but... I-I'm not a lewd girl! I already told you.. I-I'm not...
>She feels how you press her head against your AVERAGE flat yet soft breasts and she sniffs
