HG thread: I'm your date for tonight edition
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Luna why are you there?
>>2942123
In your dreams.
>>2942123
I'd rather die
>>2942143
You're in my dreams bby
>>2942109
I'm a lot more restrained than people think!
>>2942023
Organized crime?
>She laughs.
You don't know a lot do you, Kazuichi-kun? Actually, you don't know anything do you now? You don't even know what my occupation is.
>>2942123
Nah!
>>2942134
>watching a video of a game
>>2942123
Ok, what time?
>>2942123
DATE? I WANT A DATE WITH BIG GUTS. YOU DO NOT HAVE BIG GUTS
>>2942123
You've a better chance of taking a lesbian than a real girl
>>2942143
>>2942147
I like my women a little saucy
>>2942158
I know a crimelord when I see one, and you're definitely one. Nothing good comes out of having to owe someone something.
>Will any one of yo-you Kuffars got.. go to prom with me? OR ELSE I'LL CONJURE ALLAH'S WRATH UPON YOU INFIDELS!
>>2942123
Keh! I would rather side with ancient dragons than go with a human!
>>2942123
Do you know how to use a gun young man?
>That HGAnime episode were Stocking gets stalked by a Hajime
Any of you niggers hail from the Green Mountain State?
>>2942123
Uh... no?
>>2942195
Fuck off Bobby Ace.
>>2942159
NANI!?
>>2942170
Let me see your qualifications first.
>>2942175
I'm got internal organs, if that's what you're asking me.
>>2942177
Lesbians aren't real girls?
>>2942189
You do realize I have a skeleton under all this flesh, right?
>>2942192
I have some experience. Why do you ask?
>throws up on poster below shoes
>>2942195
>tfw this'll never actually happen
I wish anime was real.
>>2942156
So you're more of a creep then you let on?
>>2942206
nah im from blue mountain state
>>2942206
>How's it hangin'?
>>2942207
So be it, but you're missing out. I'm a great guy with many, many friends.
>>2942226
Hmmm..? Well I can talk to ghosts.
>>2942226
Oh? So you offer yourself to be skinned for Papa Nito?
>>2942230
YO, ANON, THE FUCK?
THESE WERE MY FUCK ME BOOTS!
>>2942230
>>2942232
>>2942233
How did you reach that conclusion!?
>>2942179
Let me explain it to you, it's really simple so listen up and make sure you remember. I'm an oddity specialist.
It's not my task to make the world a worse place, it's more of me making the world a better place, you see?
You should really sharpen up a bit, you're getting worse than Tsubasa-chan at this point, Kazuichi-kun.
>>2942226
If you have experience with firearms and you can also listen to orders we can shoot them all on that party together.
>>2942245
I see. Well, can I be apart of your band of friends?
>I'm off to bed. See you guys tomorrow, hopefully.
>>2942265
Fuck off Bobby.
>>2942226
that...
that came out really bad.
Can I have a do over?
Daily reminder that if your ava roleplays with anons you are based.
>>2942297
Wud I do?
>>2942305
>>2942294
Sweet dreams!
>>2942305
>Tfw Anons only shitpost at you.
>>2942317
ROLEPLAYS
He said ROLEPLAYS
>>2942255
Anything else that should be noted?
>>2942258
How about we skip the skinning part and go straight to the questionnaire.
Question One: What do you find most attractive in Miss. Sonia?
>>2942277
That wasn't simple at all! You explained this in the most mysterious, most cult-ish way possible!
>>2942281
Are we shooting them at live people at a shooting district?
>>2942288
Let me see your application.
>>2942294
Goodnight funky cat.
>>2942305
What.
>Aussa
>>2942305
how come they don't want me, man?
>>2942305
>tfw all the anons that talk to my ava sexually harrass her
Who is better than the shitposting implies?
>>2942329
But I do roleplay. I'm playing my role in the community with my character's firey personality.
>>2942317
>Asuka
>RP
Pick one.
>>2942305
Sweet~
>>2942339
Are you me?
>>2942339
>kissu
>>2942339
>not wanting to be sexually harassed
>>2942273
You just said you were restraining yourself, so that just means you're creepier on the inside.
>>2942305
You guys have your moments.
>Hugs.
>>2942326
>not RPing to shitposting.
>>2942301
Sure. Start back up at the top, please.
>>2942339
I don't!
Probably...
>>2942305
>
>>2942361
You're doing that thing where you twist my words to make me sound bad!
>>2942331
I simply have my ways, if you really want it a bit more simplified, just see me as a manga hero.
You're still young so you're bound to know what a hero in a manga does. Now, do I still have to fulfill your requests?
>>2942339
I blame Adachi and Ramsay
>>2942305
>RP'ing with anyone who
>flips skirt
>touches ur boob
Nah I'm good.
>>2942331
Application? But I thought we've just get to know each other, not sign a piece of paper.
>>2942305
You strange faceless people, do have your moments...
>>2942339
>tfw
>>2942331
I live at a hot spring, No job, an abusive fiance. That's about it.
>>2942365
"You have a better chance taking a lesbian to the prom than a straight girl"
There we go.
>>2942281
Did you hijack MS804 from paris to cairo? Where the hell are you?
>>2942380
>not kicking them in the balls/leg/face for comedic effect
smhtbqh
>>2942331
Yes! That's the whole joke of this place right? Fighting among ourselves to see who's the strongest. But since that homecoming party only allows couples I need someone else to fuck 'em up!
if dubs host
if singles go vidya
>>2942232
Trump will make anime real
>>2942404
Happy gaming.
>>2942394
i've done that before but it gets really annoying after a while
>>2942349
yeah
>>2942407
But Anon, Trump hates everyone who isn't white. :^)
>>2942378
I blame the last one as well, woman. But at a certain point it's beyond obvious and becomes beyond boring to even deal with the asinine remarks all the time.
>>2942377
You're gonna need to explain to me in depth what it is you plan on doing to me after you fulfill my requests before I accept your hand in marriage.
>>2942381
I need to know who you are and what you're about before I can let you get close to me. That's how a job works.
>>2942386
Okay, this is checking out nicely. I've always wanted to go on a date with a married couple.
On a scale of 1-10 how badly does it hurt after she abuses you?
>>2942399
Uh...that wasn't a joke, and I wasn't talking about this place. I was talking about outside of this place, and at innocent people.
>>2942416
>liberals actually believe this
>>2942393
If that was me I'd have crashed it against another battalion of special forces already. I'm curious about what happened to that flight however...
>>2942425
This tbqh.
>>2942410
meh, I might come back later. I don't really want to host, but I'd take the bullet so we're not just Hungry without the Games.
>>2942374
Alright fine, I'll give you another chance.
>>2942331
Hrm....erm.....her....hair?...
>>2942428
Depends on how mad she is. 2 on good days, about 6 or 7 on bad ones.
>>2942428
I knew you were a weird one, but really, we're not getting married here, Kazuichi-kun. You wanted someone to fulfill your request of going to that little dance, right?
I'll fulfill that request, I'll probably ask you to fix my headphones when they break, you're the ultimate mechanic after all. You should be more than capable of doing some wonders if I ever break them.
>>2942425
I have an idea.
Start a revolution.
In their fear they will forget all sexual advancements and proceed to defend their pathetic status quo.
...At least that's how I deal with those problems.
>>2942449
>>2942429
>is building a wall and hates minorities
>not believing it
Maybe if the KKK didn't try to sponsor him, you might have a point.
>>2942428
Well, my name is Leonhardt Raglan. I am 23 years old, and I used to be the former leader of the 11th Regiment of the Gridamas Army. My strong points is that i'm good at cooking and talking with others. I tend to be rather rash with my decisions though... but, i'm making a change to that!
>>2942425
Fortunately I could manage to drill on his thick skull and get the message to stop being a retard towards me, and hopefully around anyone else here with a decent brain inside their heads. Now if only I could do it with the rest...
>>2942468
>hurr I can use big words. Me am smart.
>>2942439
Glad I'm not the only one with common sense.
>>2942468
Why would I bother to do that when I can just tell them to kill themselves. It's only telling them to perform the inevitable to their worthless presence on this planet.
>>2942482
Obviously not, it's like a light reflecting upon a diamond, creating a light spectrum for everyone's eyes in the room to see.
is eruna vino?
>>2942468
>rubs ass
>>2942503
I used a lot of big words on /sanc/ too.
People took that super cereal.
I win, you lose.
>>2942450
Hm...
Question Two: Someone kills your loved on in a pitiful attempt to free themselves from a virtual world. What do you do?
>>2942452
Good, good.
What's the chances I'll get sprayed with your blood if it's on a bad day?
>>2942467
That's all you had to say, but you made this sound like it was going to be some spooky deal where you'd take my soul in exchange for not being lonely.
>>2942490
You said you were a former leader of an army. What happened with that?
>>2942493
Good job woman, seems you were actually capable of dealing with something that has actual use, bravo.
>>2942503
Status Quo isn't a big word.
>>2942513
It's old nep
who is the True Administator?
>>2942521
Will you go with me to prom?
>>2942513
Worse, it's old Nep.
>>2942469
And you just wasted it.
>>2942543
everyone but hoshi
>>2942513
I want to know why you think this
>>2942524
I've gotten into a... 'little' disagreement with one of my allies. That's about it.
>>2942428
Killing innocents is boring, they cannot fight for themselves and fear will makes them run away from us.
>>2942524
Hmm, knowing that I deal with oddities it isn't all that weird of a conclusion, but no.
There's no real cause for me to do anything amongst that liking, Kazuichi-kun.
>>2942524
About 9/10 chance but depends on how close you are.
>>2942554
>>2942524
Laugh at them! Free skeletons for me!
minorities
>>2942513
Yes it's Vino.
>>2942548
Depends on who you are.
>>2942585
>>2942530
It only took him to listen. It would be great for that detective who you're pals with to stop doing the same, just then I could step here without so many stupidity in between.
I guess it isn't the same in your case, being popular with the wrong kind of people must be a pain.
>>2942590
Hey, don't ignore me. I'm trying to rub your butt.
>rubs ass
>>2942578
I'm not
Let's just chill out my friends
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1463/37/1463370349382.swf
>>2942560
I don't know about this. If you're willing to get into a fight with your allies, then who's to say you won't try killing me?
>>2942561
That's the quitter in you talking. It's an amazing rush when you run after them at full force, watching the fear in their eyes grow as they realize they can't escape their fate.
>>2942567
That's the thing though. You could do it for the sake of doing it. It has nothing to do with oddities, it has something to do with how you came off.
>>2942568
And where would you guys recommend getting something to eat at?
>>2942579
Oh boy, I'm dealing with one of those guys...
Last Question: You're traveling through the desert and your car breaks down. What's your first course of action?
>>2942577
You'll run out of tears eventually...
>>2942632
>>2942614
Did you ever find the source?
>>2942631
A car? What is a car, human? I come from an ancient age. These terms and alien to me!
Ahem....as for for the desert part, most likely panic because sand and wind is horrible for bones...
>>2942601
I doubt it's that guy, he only does it at very selective times. The former however is like dealing with a brick wall even when it's beyond obvious that it's incredibly reiterating and annoying to deal with. I'm dealing with it just fine, even I have my own secrets so I won't be bothered whenever I don't fancy it.
>>2942631
I wouldn't try to hurt you! My ally was just... evil as all. He tried to harm a little girl of all things, I couldn't stand it
>>2942653
>Sorry friendo, I can't find it.
>>2942143
How about me?
>>2942631
Anywhere is fine so long as it tastes good. Usually we let Ryu cook.
>>2942673
>gives cookie
>>2942631
Do you play videogames in the easiest difficulty? Because that's what it is for me when I pull the trigger while aiming for hopeless citizens who can't even hold a pistol correctly. I'm looking for challenges kid, and only the strongest can provide the best entertainment.
>>2942673
What about you? You trying to be smooth or something?
>>2942631
I'd never harm someone another human who doesn't deserve it, I just deal with the oddities and the supernatural when the time calls for it.
>>2942690
Me?
>>2942673
I thought you were gay.
>>2942667
O-Oh, it's okay. I'll ask /wsr/.
>>2942690
I don't need to be!
>>2942683
thaaanks
Alright baron. The shitstorm is over so you can host another game now.
post weird images from your ava
>>2942707
I didn't actually want her anyway.
Gender doesn't matter to me.
>>2942705
Wha- who the hell are you? I don't even know you're name and you're trying to pick me up?
>>2942716
Apparently you do, cause I'm not doing jack with you... except maybe kicking you and this orange haired girl's ass.
>>2942737
Not weird, but I never get to use it..
>>2942737
>>2942659
A car is something you ride in. It takes you from one place to another using gas.
Alright, you're done with the questionnaire part. Next is the physical. Please drop your pants, turn your head, and cough and I feel around.
>>2942667
Do you have anyone that can speak on your behalf?
>>2942674
Sounds good to me. Meet me at the Hanamura Diner at 7pm. Make sure to bring your wife.
>>2942688
I think we have two different opinions on the matter, and I feel like you're a lot more insane than I am.
>>2942696
Alright, alright. You've got the part.
>>2942643
The well will run dry soon.
>>2942737
>>2942661
Secrets huh? My only way to deal with this is by not coming here at all. I've spent a good chunk of my free life coming here to maintain the obligatory minimal social interaction I require as a human, but it only gets stale and boring...
>>2942753
Eruna Ichinomiya!
>>2942765
>cries more
>>2942737
>>2942737
my ava is weird
do I just post the whole folder or?
>>2942737
>This exists
>Someone actually took precious time out of their day to make this.
>Worse still is that I saved it.
>>2942705
hehe, good one.
>>2942753
>bites pocky
>>2942737
>>2942764
Sounds like a plan!
>>2942764
I have Ellis that could speak on my behalf. Problem is, I don't know where she is at this current moment.
>>2942737
This one's hella weird, I wonder what's going on
>>2942785
Makes sense when you also play Shadow though.
>>2942764
That's probably the case between us. Seems like I expected too much from someone like you.
>>2942737
>
>>2942797
So, this is what it feels like to have a dick...
>>2942792
That wasn't a joke
>>2942809
Why does this exists?
>>2942826
Mine was.
How about me??
>>2942737
Post crossovers.
>>2942773
You having fun with those crocodile tears.
>>2942792
>The redhead roughly grabs you by the right ear, replacing her pocky with a fresh piece
You wanna get hurt or what? You're making a good case for yourself if that's it.
>>2942773
I don't actually care what your name is, no I wont date you.
>>2942837
>
>>2942843
>Still crying
>>2942799
Oh, and bring money for me too. I don't have enough for myself.
>>2942801
Could it be that you killed her in a fit of anger?
>>2942812
I don't think you're expecting enough of me to be honest. I'm the ultimate mechanic, and the ultimate...uh, something else. I forgot what it was.
WELCOME BACK TO SCHOOL! ME GRIMLOCK IS TEACHER AGAIN!
NOW CLASS, IN DANGER SITUATION WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE? BERYLLIUM BALONEY OR CESIUM SALAMI?
>>2942840
>the whole show is one big klk reference
>rip gatsu
>>2942848
It... it hurts...
>>2942849
no no, me!
>>2942840
>>2942810
>I guess. I did mainly save it out of principle. And because it's one of the few pictures I found that isn't yaoi.
>Anyway, back to lurking.
>>2942855
Ultimate Cuck
>>2942861
Oh no....dr.conners class
>>2942849
This is a battle of wills, and I will outlast you.
>>2942848
>
>>2942871
Me?
>>2942855
Guess I will have to ask Anna for some.
>>2942885
>
>>2942840
Who the fuck is this?
>>2942878
FUCK YOU
I'M GOING TO BED ANGRY AND SAD
FUCK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
>>2942861
bleach
>>2942881
WHO...CONNOR? ME DR. GRIMLOCK!
>>2942840
>>2942895
Goodnacht.
>>2942840
>>2942855
I am not some brute! Killing her is the worst thing I could ever do!
>>2942908
WRONG. YOU FAIL SCHOOL. YOU MUST LEAVE ME GRIMLOCK'S CLASSROOM NOW
>YAH NIGGAS AIN'T READY FOR THIS DYNAMIC DUO~!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSYML5w5bgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_n3GnZUo_k
>>2942892
>
>>2942840
t
>>2942917
I love you.
>>2942914
I hope KH3 is good.
>>2942885
You really gonna cry over that? You shoulda saw it coming a mile away.
>>2942871
So does my wasted pocky, but I can't get the back now can I? Apologize fifty times and I -might- let you go.
>>2942840
>>2942910
Uhhh
>sleeps in desk
>>2942764
Okay then, Kazuichi-kun. I'm certain we have to file that in then.
Lead the way and I'll follow I guess.
>>2942840
>
>>2942895
Goodnight!
>>2942925
Alright, see ya nigga
Peace
>>2942935
>
>>2942950
sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
>>2942950
It was part of the plan.
>>2942962
??
>>2942962
You missed a sorry.
>>2942952
NO SLEEP. YOU MUST LEARN SMART! DON'T YOU WANNA BE LIKE GRIMLOCK WHEN YOU'RE OLDER?
>>2942949
>It's looking to be. The world's are bigger, and drive forms seem to be making a comeback. The amusement park inspired attacks look pretty hype too.
>>2942986
on purpose.
d e v i l i s h
>>2942984
???
>>2942962
What, is that as fast as you can apologize? Speed it up! I don't got all day to teach you a lesson you know?!
>She shakes your head around by your ear
>>2942978
Getting rejected was part of your plan?
Aikawa is for _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________.
>>2943011
Can I stick my dick inside of you?
>>2942987
Are you telling me i can grow up to be an autobot?
>>2943022
hugs
>>2943018
Nope! Just ignore it!
>pats head
>>2943022
Beating up.
>>2943022
Dunking into the garbage.
>>2943002
I hope we actually get Pixar worlds.
Bash-It Bort would be pretty amusing too.
>>2943022
I'm sorry, what does _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ mean?
>>2943016
???
>pats head
see you!
>>2943024
no.
>>2943018
>shakes off and runs away
>>2942770
You could always tell them to fuck off or send them my way so I can continuously belittle their pathetic being till they eventually stop. I'm rather capable of doing so, woman.
>>2942861
...That sounds like food, and killing with food is either complicated or takes too long.
>>2942855
Ultimate? Like the best mechanic ever? I could need one of those in the future. I'm Satou.
>>2943052
Whatever you want it to!
>>2943055
>
>>2943051
>not Bash-It Bolin
>>2943040
I'll bite your arm off.
>>2943055
Asshole.
>>2943032
UH...YES? IF ME GRIMLOCK CAN BE BEST AUTOBOT, ANYONE CAN BE AUTOBOT
>>2943059
WRONG. YOU FAIL.
>>2943066
I can't think of anything I want it to be.
>>2943084
>patpat
>>2943051
I can't tell if I would be excited or just against the idea of a marvel/starwars world
>>2943058
You've got this job of dropping hard truths on faceless people a bit personal, I wonder how much would you get paid for each patient. You should call yourself the ultimate Bizarre Psycologist, instead of helping them with your words you only push them further on their own abyss.
>>2943051
>I just don't want to go to Agrabah again
>Enough is enough, especially after Days.
>>2943066
Then...
I guess it's what someone else wants it to be.
>>2943086
Can I get a second chance? I pick...cesium salami, whatever that is.
>>2943098
>Chompchomp
>>2943102
If only they were even worth more than a single thought, I'd probably consider helping them by adjusting their brain. Sadly enough, we've already long surpassed that point and I resort to pushing the talentless grits into a hole.
>>2943111
Here's to hoping for a lilo and stitch world.
>>2943111
>You have to go back to Atlanticia again
>>2943094
>>2943113
>this game is really hard
>>2943125
>patpat
Ow ow
>>2943153
>something something finny fun
>>2943153
Fuck that.
>>2943117
...! YOU CORRECT? YOU PASS?! YOU FIRST TO PASS ME GRIMLOCK'S CLASS
>>2943164
FINNY FUCK YOU
>>2943153
Please no. Have mercy
>>2943137
>But we already got that in BBS :^)
>Seriously though, if Hawaii actually comes to KH3, that would be ace.
>>2943153
>Don't you dare speak of that evil here.
>>2943113
>>2943159
So it's just a question for someone else? All right.
>>2943171
I did? Nice! What's the reward for clearing your stage Professor Grimlock?
>>2943183
I guess so!
>>2942840
Hmm... a certain model found this in some magazine apparently and delivered it for some case.
