24 entries, please.
Koyomi Araragi
>>2930349
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>2930349
Machi
Misato
Satoru Fujinuma
>>2930349
Sanmoto
>>2930349
Phoenix Wright
>>2930349
The Tick
>>2930349
Mononobe no Futo
>>2930349
Iida Tenya
Number 6
Eggman-kun
Tricky Dicky
>>2930333
It's actually very comfortable to sit on, and clean.
Satou the Absolute Madman
Nymph
Liru
Crabman
Pyrofloweycal
Clawdia
Naoki Miki
dat boi
>>2930349
Aussa
Nobuyuki Sanada
>>2930376
Aqua
How did I forget my name...
>>2930334
Fanatics.... eh? They're full blown worshipers who decided to do nothing but worship me. Which is why in the end I get more energy than Eris.
>>2930343
H-Hey! I am just doing my job!
>>2930345
PROMISE!
>>2930350
>stops counting
I......... Am..
>>2930388
...I meant for th'person in question.
>>2930403
oh shit waddup
Gravelord Nito
>>2930410
Thou art?
Ringabel
>>2930392
You know what's coming now, right?
>>2930402
Is this a boy or a girl?
>>2930216
So you feed off people negative emotions, interesting...you'll be glad to know that I harbor no negative emotions, none for you, at least.
>>2930223
Why of course! In fact, I feel happier just speaking with you now.
But what makes you happy, Sanae?
>>2930249
A dirty trick indeed, but if I were you I would be snatching her bathing suit, or panties, at the very least.
>>2930337
And besides, I do not scream.
>>2930421
I don't know my age.
>>2930414
They actually don't mind, sometimes I think they get pleasure from it.
And by that I mean the pleasure of helping people.
>>2930410
I'm not going to make a promise that I know I'd end up breaking.
>>2930425
Lunch
Make swaps etc.
>>2930426
I'm a girl.
>>2930432
...Didst thou lose track, or simply not bother counting in the first place?
>>2930445
Looks pretty good!
>>2930444
I shall join you, but first let me get that collar off of you it looks uncomfortable
>>2930445
HOLD IT!
I request you switch me>>2930371
with >>2930418
>>2930440
You...really should've specified that from th'get-go there.
>>2930445
Go ahead an' give my spot 'ta Ring, if ya would please;
>>2930407
>>2930424
>three people swapping out for ringabel
cocksuckers
>>2930459
Don't you dare touch it. Unless, of course, killing me, yourself, and everyone in the area in a massive explosion is part of your plan.
>>2930479
>I have two people in, I forgot Sanmoto was in before.
>>2930479
This.
>>2930479
>No sucking the dick of the people you like.
I bey you don't have friends
>>2930479
Well I do happen to be extremely fucking gay.
Yukine
>checks back
>post error
FUCK
>>2930479
>t. literally who that's assmad he has no friends
>>2930487
>>2930459
That sounds entertaining! Do it!
>>2930431
That would make you a pervert!!
>>2930442
Jeez! Stop being a full blown pervert already! And besides the game is starting!
>>2930445
Looks perfect! I have a reliable front liner!
Go! Your goddess commands it!
>>2930446
>>2930426
Little do you know, when you open their clothes, you see pads and he's actually a boy.
>giggles
>>2930424
I want to fuck this boipucci
>>2930410
And your job is scummy
In an alternate reality, Hikki killed himself with one of the anime ladies.
>>2930502
swaps are cancer kill yourself
>>2930445
Swap
>>2930498
Presuming I'm not late
>>2930517
already planning on it, bucko
>>2930468
Well was an honor being in a team with you Mr lawyer even for like 6 seconds.
>>2930472
Thank you
*pets back but too hard almost crushing your spine*
>>2930487
Well Im suppose to defend you people. Also Im nigh-invulnerable so only the people around would die.
>>2930479
>I made a mistake and entered Aussa when we clearly had too many in
>>2930468
Kehe! Thank you, human! Perhaps your species isn't as bad as I thou-
>>2930515
WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS. CLEARLY THIS IS THE WORK OF HUMANS.
>>2930515
Oh shit! What up?! No seriously, what was up with that frog?!!
>>2930527
ill join
>cody
>>2930517
>what I don't like is cancer
you first faggola
>>2930517
Denying swaps are cancer, anon.
>>2930515
Time to raise the kill count!
>>2930523
Sorry
>>2930505
>She takes her shirt off
>>2930545
That really looks painful, let me just end it for you real quick!
>>2930510
Hey! It's not scummy! It is part of the heaven code!
>>2930515
Sorry! I need this!
>>2930541
ok deal
>cody
>Wonder why my hand is covered in scratches
>Remember I got fucking mauled by thorns while mowing the lawn
>>2930545
>snaps fingers
Kuuko, go hunt th- oh wait I'm alone.
>>2930548
I'm the one who should be apologizing, human.
Sorry.
>>2930505
Full blown? I'm not the one wearing a tiny semi-transparent skirt and no underwear.
And I already know that, but it's not going to stop me.
>>2930545
Why didn't you turn out the forcefield?! I had something important to do back at home!
>>2930533
Honor? I haven't heard any compliments for this job before.
>>2930538
I-it's no problem. I wasn't ready anyway. You would do better
(Plus I did not want to sit out with that monster nearby)
>f hikigaya hachiman
>f dat boi
>f koyomi araragi
>f ringabel
>>2930557
>Totsuka but a girl
I gotta fuck this.
>>2930560
No, you suck. Search Booker on Desustorage and learn from the masterbaiter
>>2930466
>>2930469
>>2930473
Why thank you for the offer! How kind of you, but I do only need one.
>>2930505
Takes one to know one, my dear.
>He winks
Though, surely that would make me no less a pervert than someone who steals a poor goddess' pads.
>>2930507
The least you could do is take me out to dinner first.
>>2930545
>>2930563
It's hot! Oh, so hot!
>Slowly burns to death in agonizing pain
>>2930545
I wouldst love to have a decent fight.
>>2930450
>>2930505
>Just in case
>>2930557
pads!
>>2930557
A-Alright alright! I get it I get it!!
>covers her eyes
S-Stop! I was just joking! I was just joking!!
>>2930590
Eh, it's weird havin' multiples of yourself in a game anyhow.
>>2930568
Well then whoever runs heaven is scummy
>>2930573
No you don't I screwed up. It's my fault I'm not in. But thank you for the swap.
>>2930586
>>2930597
>She slides her shirt back on.
What's for dinner, guys?
>>2930617
cancer
>>2930590
>The madman chops your head off.
Man you're so noisy! I forgot pain can make you scream like that. Better?
>>2930557
Hold your breasts back little girl there are weird people here, and noone wants our dear Chris Hansen here.
>>2930578
You defend the laws, you are the man who make the difference between guilty and innocent. You are what America needs buddy so keep up the good work.
>>2930580
They can bleed, they are still alive, we need to kill them.
>>2930623
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
>>2930617
>keeps jabbing the brush
Give. Me. BERRIES!
>calls everyone cancer
>>2930617
Home...I just remembered I don't know how to get out of here.
>f pyrofloweycal
>f gravelord nito
>f aqua
>f misato
>f iida tenya
>>2930637
That would make a great battlecry my friend, can I borrow it?
>>2930647
>>2930657
The great Tick adopting my idea for a battlecry? Someone pinch me.
>>2930650
So big, so manly, so kind, can you cut your signature on my claw?
Who else feels like Lenny could be a great host if he decided to make his own custom game?
>>2930650
...Man. I am gettin' way too good at this.
tell ERP hello for me.
And try to act nice to them.
>>2930662
Except you, you're cute.
>>2930650
Each day here is like another floor in the dungeon, it gets harder on each floor as each day passes, but the excitement grows as well!
What are some cancerous avas, but are nice?
>>2930650
DON'T WORRY, I'LL KEEP BOTH YOUR OUTSIDES AND INSIDES WARM!
>>2930665
This is not a dream fella I bet you'd make a great writer of one liners, just follow your heart
>>2930576
It's not a semi-transparent skirt! It's a not transparent at all! Are you blind?
>>2930580
Urg.... i should have taken breakfast...
>collapse
>>2930590
E.... Ekh...
I... I am not a pervert! I am far from a pervert! I am just punishing Eris for her actions!
>>2930450
>forgot to reply to this
Ugh.... I am just not bothered to count from the beginning!
>>2930615
Th-Thank you....
..
I am sorry! I am sorry!.
>>2930647
Huh? No, I don't have cancer~! I am a goddess and I can cure than curse!
>>2930687
Okay.
>>2930691
Not Adachi
>>2930697
In single combat, too.
...I think this makes three for three.
>>2930685
Okay! I trust you anon! I will say hi to them!
>>2930708
I miss Adachi.
>>2930623
I will. I haven't lost a case yet.
(Only because I haven't had many of them)
I will need to read up before I can fully participate though.
>f liru
>f crabman
>f mononobe no futo
>>2930681
Sounds like I should bring out Damon Killian a bit more often.
>>2930697
She...is too strong.
>>2930703
>No worries~
I wouldst assume thou art not human, then?
>>2930685
>I've yet to post in ERPLand and I'm not planning on it
>>2930720
>Adachi
>>2930697
NEVADA IS SHIT WHEN COMPARED TO A PLACE LIKE THIS.
>>2930697
Now don't be afraid to play outside! You can only run so far until you have to throw your claws at me while cornered against the wall!
>>2930735
Not Adachi
>>2930730
You do that, who knows maybe you can help me someday in a case of property damage.
*laughs*
>>2930703
A big part of it is transparent, haven't you noticed? If you look from the right angle, you can see everything just fine.
Come on Internet, don't fuck with me now.
>>2930703
That hurt.
>>2930706
Can I kiss you?
>>2930738
Bucktoothed nerd
>>2930783
>>2930792
So little pirate girl, how are you today?
>>2930733
>I have no plans in posting in ERP land too but I'll say Hi just for that anon. Especially after yesterday's shitstorm, What could possibly go wrong~
Hehe~! I am a water goddess! I Water Goddess, Aqua! Nice to meet you!
>>2930769
Keh.. Sharp eyes. But still, this is my attire of choice! And stop telling me about these things! I know what I am wearing!
>>2930792
I am sorry I am sorry!!
>grabs you by the torso
I am sorry! I am sorry!
>>2930795
Hands off, loser. No one here is touching female Totsuka expect for me.
Tell Adachi to stop blueballing us.
A successful 3 against 3! It's almost like Marvel vs Capcom.
>>2930804
Just fine, hello Sir.
>>2930795
No.
>>2930805
P-Please let go of me.
>>2930806
>zzzzzzzzzzz
>>2930805
Asshole...
>>2930767
When there's a Wright, there's a way!
(That sounded much better in my head. I should just leave now before I say dumber stuff.)
>Hops on his bike
I will be seeing you later.
>Speeds off
>>2930805
I know you know, you're full blown, self aware pervert.
>>2930833
>kisses
Thanks
>>2930815
Fuck off, hokki. She's mine.
>>2930832
So this is my limit for today huh? Good fight!
>Bang!
>>2930805
>I don't even know what happened.
Aaah! I should have known. I art a hermit, mineself. Well, perhaps not any longer.
>She bows deeply, grinning broadly
Mononobe no Futo, a Taoist.
>>2930849
>Thwack!
l fuckin hate cars
>f tricky dicky
>f satou the absolute madman
>f naoki miki
The good guys don't always win...
>>2930860
>moans
>>2930861
>Glares at you
>>2930860
>she dances into the spectators area
Thats some good shovelling!
>>2930609
I'm sorry, but I don't seem to be seeing doubles here.
Am I missing something?
>>2930622
>He reattaches it using RP magic
..Oh dear, quite a warm welcome.
>>2930703
Sounds like the words of a pervert to me.
But hey, who am I to judge? In fact I wouldn't mind helping your endeavors, we would make a fine team, you and I.
>>2930853
Hell no, asshole. If anyone here deserves a female Totsuka, it's me.
>>2930838
*waves*
Take care
>>2930869
>
>>2930878
Thank you, I think.
>>2930833
I am sorry! I am sorry! I am sorry!
>>2930836
Stop calling me that!
>>2930847
No I am not! I am not a pervert! You are the pervert who tried to flip my skirt!
>>2930857
>You don't need to know what happened.
Ahh You're a hermit! and... a Taoist?
>>2930879
W-Well I am in need of a front liner these days... I am the healer of the team. My class is an Arch-Priest!
Feast time.
>>2930879
Seeing doubles you say?
>>2930880
No you don't.
I never go to cinema in my whole life
>>2930865
Dagnabbit....
>>2930879
I mean when ya happen 'ta be in multiple times at once out of some weird...weirdness in th'games.
>>2930861
>glares
>>2930875
Not you, Truck, you're fine
>>2930892
In essence, I get out far too often to be one, truthfully, but I art at the least a priestess of sorts.
Aye, Taoism art my religion.
>>2930892
I didn't try, I did it.
>>2930880
>>2930869
You two should fight for her, nothings nicer than match for the hand of a girl, you know what make it three Im hoping in too. Haven't had a friendly fight in a long time.
>>2930887
What's the matter?
>>2930861
>glares at you
>>2930906
That's minivan
>>2930898
Y-you're right, I-I don't. I-I'll just go back to my corner, s-sorry for bothering you.
>>2930906
Yeah keep drivin punk, fuckin break down why don't ya?
>>2930917
1985 called, they want their failed vehicle back
>>2930894
>It was at this moment Lenny knew he had fucked up
>>2930909
Oh alright, for a second there, I thought you were nothin but a jackass.
>Goes back to reading newspaper
IT'S AN EGGMAN-KUN WINS EPISODE
summoning DMG
>>2930910
Ahh... Taoism is a religion.
Well there's 2 major religion in my world! Eris Sect and the Axis sect!. I am part of the Axis Sect, and they're worshiping me
>>2930911
I... just want to punch you in the face...
>f aussa
>f the tick
>f nobuyuki sanada
>f sanmoto
>f machi
>>2930892
I would gladly take up my sword to protect a goddess, I'm sure you'll be happy to know I'm a decent fighter, myself.
>He crosses his arms and looks over you
Did you say Arch-Priest? Is that an asterisk?
>>2930894
That would seem to be the case! Why do you ask?
>>2930902
I'd hate to be a burden and lower your chances of winning, though.
>>2930927
Ahn~ N-Not too r-rough!
>>2930920
I - I a-am still a motored vehicle....
>>2930892
No, you were trying to take me away from what I want just for some money.
>f clawdia
Winner next slide...
>>2930965
I'm outta the runnin' now, anyhow...ah, well. Been a while, aint it, Ring?
>>2930966
Oh yeah?
>puts a small amount of debris in your path
Drive over that why don't ya
>>2930956
That's not going to take away the fact that I did it.
>>2930980
NYMPH
>>2930981
I suppose it has, time seems to go by so far in this place.
Looking gorgeous as ever, I take it you've been well?
>>2930980
Gonna have to put my money on the blue fairy.
>>2930914
You.
>>2930892
You're squishing me.
>>2930966
>gently honks
>>2931000
Pretty dang good, 'sides from a friend bein' unlucky. Heck, I'm gettin' stronger'n'ever, I think.
>She grins
Why'd it have to be the one with the long name?
>>2930956
How strange. There art numerous religions in our own world, though in Gensokyo there are but three of any power, Shinto, Buddhism, and Taoism.
...Admittedly, we art small, compared to the others.
>>2931013
WEEB
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Thanks for playing! Do you need me to go again or would someone else like to go?
>>2931024
At least Nymph didn't win
>>2931029
Host again u bastard
>>2931029
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2930965
Asterisk? You mean class right? Yes I am an Arch-Priest! I can heal you!
>>2930969
No! I am not! It is part of the heaven's code to put you into heaven rather than having stray spirits!
>>2930991
.......... No I'll let you go this time...
>>2931003
I am sorry!
>>2931015
Well at least you're unique in terms of religion!
>>2931029
Give it a good 10 minutes, and if nobody steps up by then we'd be really greatful if you would host again <3
>>2931029
Congratulations, sir!
Thou hast mine thanks for having us.
>>2931047
I wouldst assume thou art here to spread thine own faith, then, aye?
>>2930985
D-Driver-san.... T-Th-That's too rough A-Ahn! Aaahn~!
>>2931008
Kyaaa! W-What are you doing!
>>2931058
You got it, Hikki.
>>2931047
I guess I should be grateful that the great and powerful Aqua has decided to spare me from a fearsome punch in the face.
>>2931047
I-I think I'm going to lose consciousness if you don't let go of me...
>>2931077
>>2931088
Please give me a hicky, hikki
>>2931079
How did you even know my name? I did not tell you that yet... Is it that my influence is that strong that everyone here now praises me as one of their gods? Hahahaha!
>>2931086
>lets go
>prostrates
I am sorry!
>>2931067
Of course I am here to spread my own faith! In order to gain more power!
>>2931011
And who would that friend be?
>>2931047
Ah, yes, that would be it, class, job, whatever you call it.
But to be blesses by a true goddess' healing light, is but an honor.
>>2931117
wtf is that duck????
>>2931117
>>2931110
You've been yelling it at everyone for the past few days, did you think I wouldn't hear it while sneaking up on you?
>>2931117
>>2931131
>kissu
>>2931110
>flips skirt
>>2931140
Please stop being unpleasant.
>>2931110
It's okay. You can stand up.
What was the last thing you searched Google for?
>>2931116
Naturally....I art here likewise to gather faith not only for our religion in general, but as well mineself and mine prince in particular.
...Thou shalt have some stiff competition.
>>2931151
Jack black
>>2931120
You've probably seen 'er, red dress, hat, scythe. Name's Elly?
>>2931151
TheBoogie, for this picture specifically
>>2931151
Ace Attorney anime
>>2931151
Boku no hero hentai
>>2931151
Take a wild guess~
>>2931151
Tax years for PA.
I'm at work.
>>2931151
Trump x Sanders fanfic
>>2931160
Ah, yes, I think we've come into physical contact once...but spoken to her? Not much.
>>2931169
>iida
>>2931176
Tell us more
>>2931176
Link me.
>>2931151
Legality of raping a squid
>>2931151
How to kill the President of the United States
>>2931151
Yahari hentai
>>2931177
Eh, no worries. Have you not been 'round recently, of have I just not noticed or somethin'?
>>2931169
>>2931178
>
>>2931120
Hehe~ But first I would like to make an agreement!
You have to worship me everyday and then I will heal you~!
>>2931133
...... Goddamn pervert! now I don't know your name. Wait I do... Hmm lets see here.
>opens notebook
Araragi Koyomi... Tokyo Japan.
>>2931141
Stop doing that Araragi!
>>2931149
>stands up
sorry...
>>2931152
Oh I will~! I will gain more followers than ever!
>>2931197
Not Araragi
>flips skirt
>>2931197
Just please don't insult me.
It's been ten minutes, but I'm having dinner in a few minutes, so I won't be able to host right now. Maybe DK'll give you a 36 when I come back.
>>2931190
I'd say it's the latter, I've been here just...haven't been as outgoing as one might expect.
Might be the stress of this upcoming event, who knows.
>>2931197
Is that it? My dear, I would do that without question.
>>2931197
Why do you have my information in there? Give it to me!
breaking news
