HG thread
>>2918422
You don't get it right? He was born in this world only to suffer and nothing else. And you know what's the fun part? It's his fault.
i take junko homecoming
>>2918456
>save me from this hell
Help.
>>2918455
Yeah... what about it?
>>2918481
>>2918466
I'm pretty sure everyone does.
>>2918479
Deal I join city homecoming side
>>2918476
But still..give him a break. Actually encouraging to march to his death while listening ''Mary had a little lamb'' is just cruel. Unless it's for science and all that mumbo jumo. Aint really my thing.
..So everytime he was doing his thing, he didn't like it?
>>2918455(Elly)
Heh, no problem, if I had some champagne on me, I'd definitely bust it out, because this calls for a celebration.
come side but junko no mine you go okarin ok
>cody
>>2918485
What's the matter, kid?
>>2918506
>Fumi doesn't get fucked. There I saved you he trouble.
>>2918455
Is it not normal to fear for your future?
>>2918485
With?
>>2918485
>pushes deeper into snow
>>2918494
>takes you all to the porn
>you like this
In all seriousness, I would never take someone as convoluted as Junko to Homecoming. Maybe if she had read hair, freckles, and legs for days I would, but sadly she's lacking in all the right places.
>>2918492
I simply haven't seen much royalty here.
>She offers a slight smile
>>2918510
Ooh, it's not quite that serious.
>>2918485
Erhm...are you alright?
>>2918534
No, but...putting as much thought as we do just isn't a good idea.
You bubs are all on the snikt list.
>Sips drink.
>>2918551
>Stares you down.
>>2918547
>Doesn't exist.
>>2918547
t-thanks, anon
>>2918551
>sadly she is lacking in allthe right places
And what about you, fella? Are you packing a snake the size of a breathing tube or a syringe needle down there?
>>2918533
That's not why I want to know
>>2918455
>walks into my cafe and comes out with a Popsicle in my mouth.
Ughhh... you saying that makes it worse..
>>2918485
>helps
How did you get there, Minato-kun?
WALLPAPERS
>>2918555
R-Royalty? Um... y-yeah. It's kinda of werid, ain't it?
>>2918551
>Implying no legs for days
Bruh
>shitposts
>>2918566
What do you want?
>>2918577
This is a question that could easily be solved by asking your mother.
>KUFFARS!!! THIS THREAD NOW BELONGS TO THE GLORIOUS CALIPHATE!!!! HAND OVER YOUR FEMALE AVA'S OR WE'LL CONJURE THE WRATH OF ALLAH!
>>2918605
>>2918599
right here.
http://poal.me/eci0h0
http://poal.me/eci0h0
http://poal.me/eci0h0
http://poal.me/eci0h0
Official HG elections!
>>2918566
>sips drink
>Steps out of
>>2918555
You kidding me? Getting out of homelessness is very serious, and calls for some serious bubbly.
>>2918564
What?
>>2918599
>
>>2918608
My mother has standards, fella. She serves proper wangs and not a little earthworm. I might asell ask your ex-lover.
>>2918599
>>2918531
>>2918534
Nothing exactly.
I just need someone to lend a ha-
>>2918537
>is buried deeper.
T-Thanks.
>>2918555
You think that? of course i'm fine.
>>2918596
>Gets out from the snow.
...It's better do not ask about this.
but, thanks Ryoji
>>2918608
>Stares you down.
>>2918628
>Stares at you drinking your beverage.
>>2918611
Look you fucking bastards I'm not giving you guys anything.
>>2918627
Vote for me you bastards.
>>2918599
>>2918599
>>2918555
So it is normal. I am sorry. I have never felt this way before.
>>2918611
Whoever you are talking about does not exist.
>>2918633
>steps into
>>2918633
>Steps into
It's good to do this again.
>>2918605
As I've said before, you're lacking in all the right department.
>>2918632
I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>2918632
A tumor growing strong since Feb.
>>2918633
>knocks over
>>2918663
>Paddles in the water.
>Stares you down.
>>2918632
>Stares.
>>2918599
>>2918633
>takes energy source
I told you man, I'm going to pick Ally, you too should do it, for the games.
Trust me, It's not like I'm going to pick Betray or anything.
>>2918599
Post what you're listening to and guess other avafag's songs
>>2918633
>steps off
>>2918638
Then I guess you've solved the riddle of the great Hououin Kyouma's private area.
Why you're wondering this I have no clue, but it could have something to do with the fact you touch men for a living.
>>2918644
You can stop admiring me at any time.
>>2918508
What do you mean his thing? His happies moments were spent with me, and also spending time alone with his right hand whie looking at Koizumi pictures.
He can change for the better, he just refuses to listen.
>>2918632
Welcome to last year, fool.
>>2918564
The what?
>>2918600
Hm...? How's it weird? I'm just surprised, is all.
>>2918595
Er...how so?
>>2918627
I can't bet for the Moriya goddesses, Miss Suwako seems to hate me.
>>2918636
I don't really see it that way...I'd just as soon give up my room at the manor if it meant that I could stay with my mistress at her sunflower field.
>>2918641
Do you need that in a joking way, or...?
>>2918656
What way?
>>2918702
you betray
>>2918633
>steals brother's mech and repaints it
>dunks on thread
>>2918611
GET OUT OF KURDISH LAND TERRORIST SHITS
>>2918599
K
>>2918710
I touch men and get paid for it, you on the other hand.....
>>2918712
...And i thought Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns were an odd couple, but the skinny fella and you...
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJrxdzIbZCo
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYylhkzqjGA
>>2918710
>Stares from a distance.
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1noDFPULZk
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa7EkXpy8jE
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY
>>2918644
>stares at you staring at me drinking my beverage
>>2918663
I'm not really doing anything wrong, am I?
>>2918746
The past is the past, I really don't care anymore.
>>2918715
Yeah, I understand that feeling, but doesn't she hate you now or something?
>>2918743
>already am
>>2918715
D-Did I mean weird, I-I mean different. Y-Yeah, different.
>>2918715
I think some may call this fear. I may be losing my mind.
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CeLvtwCMTs
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Qr4SLQab0
>>2918773
>Stares at you staring me in the eyes.
...I don't think we're doing anything wrong.
>>2918709
http://umarsyarif1996.mywapblog.com/files/01-cupi-doo-revue.mp3
I wish I had a youtube link but I don''t.
>>2918709
I have this stuck in my head now.
https://youtu.be/Z-LAcjwV74M
>>2918599
>>2918772
>blink-182
>>2918722
>gets drunk'd
>>2918746
Do not. Getting paid for it doesn't make any better.
Now Dean. That guy's an exception.
>>2918764
Why not take a picture? It might last longer. It all depends on if I leave the picture alone or not.
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJGZTF74Hzc
>>2918715
...
Both.
>>2918805
>Stares behind a corner.
>>2918801
>Not liking Blink-182
What are you gay?
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQRsiNX9LR8
>>2918709
https://youtu.be/F8UYGQeavRw
>>2918779
Well, the way i see it, you could do three things: Find a real man. Find a cure for cancer or become a mad scientist. Or all three if you want to push your limits and you see like the kind of lass that would.
>>2918709
https://youtu.be/LvI6zkGsmcI
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjx87opK7Aw
>>2918821
Apparently.
And now watch as no one guesses.
Autism will save us all. It will bring salvation to HG.
>>2918793
>stares at you staring at her staring at you in the eyes.
Neither do I.
>>2918819
>he hits the peeping girl
Speak to me, or suffer the consequences!
>>2918830
I am a real man! I'm a real man with real good taste!
>>2918805
Want to know a secret? Dean was offered a job at the WWE because that guy is bonkers, fella. Before Vince found him, he was giving homeless people the Dirty Deeds for money. And i am not even talking about sexual acts.
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JDkdc246QQ
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH _____
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0xfWCDLoCU
>>2918837
Hoshi
>>2918847
It'd be shots in the dark anyway.
>>2918847
>I am trying to. The only one I can guess is Okarin because he put his up.
>>2918824
Adachi
>>2918795
Sol
>Sits up and lets out a low yawn.
>>2918830
Love is a waste of time, I'm not a medic and I'm already a mad scientist. I'll push the limits only in things that interest me, like maids.
>>2918717
Oh, Why do think I'm going to do a thing like that?
You're fucking joking, man. I told you that I'm not going to pick Betray.
>>2918851
>Stares at you staring at her staring you staring her staring you in the eyes.
That's what I thought...
>>2918855
>gets hit.
...
>>2918767
Souder
>>2918863
Lightning Bolt
>>2918891
I love this artist.
>>2918792
Yukine
>>2918888
>Bingo
>>2918858
What wrong with hurting homeless people?
>>2918891
>kicks
>>2918891
...you're here again.
>>2918905
>I'm not listening to anything at the moment
>>2918784
I...I don't know. I've only seen her three times and we've only interacted twice, most recently a few days ago.
>>2918788
...It's not fun being afraid, is it? Try not to let it weigh you down, Miss Ramlethal.
>>2918787
What's royalty doing here, anyways?
>>2918810
...
>Holds out lower half of scythe's handle
>>2918891
>Jolts slightly
Up again, miss? Are you alright...? I tried to make you comfortable.
>>2918789
Sanae
>>2918891
bless you
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXH7pMIv5LA
>>2918855
>>2918892
...Robotic maids? Can they cook>? Can they fetch a man's slippers after a hard day of work?
.....HOw much for one?
>>2918715
>Takes the Popsicle out of my mouth to talk.
Because I'm a robot and I can feel it, but you pretty much a normal person when it comes to temperature I'd assume..
>Quickly places my Popsicle in my mouth again.
>>2918847
>tfw not an avafag and put up a song just to throw others off
>>2918870
>>2918917
You didn't exactly make it tricky.
>>2918891
You come out of heaven, darling? Bad joke I know, but I couldn't resist with the wing and all.
>>2918905
>Fuck, you got me. I thought no one would guess.
https://youtu.be/UeCTNhP-E_c
>>2918917
Do you have some kind of obsession with edgelords and big swords?
>Sol
>Nightmare
>Zabuza
>>2918948
Nope. Not listening to anything.
>>2918941
>>2918923
Nothing at all. But when he was through with the homeless people...The eledery were next..then the street lights. then bicycles..AND BEFORE YOU KNEW IT, HE WAS GIVIGN DUCKS THE DIRTY DEEDS
...What i am trying to say is, Dean makes YOU look as innocent as a newborn puppy.
>>2918943
>Ringabel listens to Gorillaz
I'm removing you off of Steam, faggot.
>>2918926
Well did she try to hurt you or anything?
>>2918709
https://youtu.be/7LVq-MWuDaU
I can't believe I'm still in that group.
>>2918926
Just... um, exploring. That's all.
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ
>>2918926
>Firmly grasps the handle
WHEN YOU SIGN UP TO FIGHT ME, IT’S A WHOLE DIFFERENT BALLGAME. IT JUST SWARMS PEOPLE. THEY START SHRINKING IN THEIR SEAT. THEIR EYES START WATERING. THEIR BOTTOM LIP STARTS QUIVERING. THEY ARE FIGHTING MCGREGOR NOW; I FEEL THEM CRUMBLE EVERY TIME.
>>2918901
>her bangs fall back in front of her eyes, staring location now unknown
If you say so.
>>2918979
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
>>2918926
It is not.
*begins stretching her familiars*
I have been trying to distract myself but it is the only thing I can think about.
>>2918901
Talk to me Amilia. I want to hear your voice again. The sound of your vocal cords vibrating fill me up with such joy; such glee; such pleasure! Whenever I hear your voice, I can hardly contain myself. I feel urges that no man should ever act upon. I want to feel that same rush again.
>>2918902
>yo how'd you know?
>>2918932
Robotic maids are redundant and you should know this by now.
>>2918985
>Can't blame you
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KmcSXVyzzM
>comfy as fuck
>>2918944
>I guess not. It's a good song from a good game, though.
>>2918955
>The evidence points to yes.
>>2918986
Well then. Let's get to it.
>>2918996
>Complete shot in the dark
>>2919000
>This is Flandre
There's a whole world of music out there and you weebs listen to anime soundtracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRg__IicioM
>>2918990
>
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py6U3XMy-AM
>Implying anybody could ever guess
>>2918996
Still want one.
>>2919000
>Gunner
>>2919013
>...Nah.
>>2918987
>She's now got two eyepatches and stares at nothing but a pitch-black sight.
Likewise...
>>2918996
>Stares you down.
Why... would you want to hear my voice?
>>2918933
Hm...maybe I'm just used to it. Spring and summer are when my mistress was more active, so...yeah. I got used to it after a while.
>>2918979
>Pulls almost straight up, due to ability to fly
>>2918975
Oh! Should you maybe have a guard or something...?
>>2918962
She...stuffed me in to a trash can. And then threw the can down a hill.
>>2918994
I don't really know what to suggest, Miss....
>>2918709
https://youtu.be/dxaSQWEa61Y
>>2919014
No I don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWdKRsMkl04&list=PLIiOZQSZm0NY1q9Md_81TMRLjgWJ9PYJW&index=1
>>2919022
>Bon Jovi
s-sips?
>>2919015
if u listen to this u should probably kill yourself
>>2919014
Don't rope me in with these clowns. Ive dedicated a part of my life to music. Hell, I've even made a fucking album before you fucking kraut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJGZTF74Hzc
>>2919032
N-No! I can take care of myself.
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awyBrr0P69A
>>2919048
Nope, not even close.
>>2919028
>Fug.
>>2919032
...Yeah, I think you should just get comfortable where you're at now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
One of the greatest songs ever made
>>2919013
>Close but no.
>>2919028
>...
>Yes.
>>2919032
*Continues stretching them out, not caring about whatever pain they feel*
You have felt this before. You have no ideas what to do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v96bOxnL50U
>>2918709
https://youtu.be/jn1BJuBviSQ
>>2918709
https://youtu.be/tsIFsUuratY?list=PLZqsyBiYZFQ2Q70YzvVgdSF_C6lwIzXaE
>>2919025
You don't know what you're getting yourself into, fella.
>>2919031
IT FILLS ME WITH HAPPINESS!
Now keep on going before I end you where you stand!
>>2919074
Adachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK--JIYFNpg
>>2919100
Not even close.
>>2919032
>Pulls the Popsicle out again with a sigh.
Honestly you're lucky then, I can't wait for night time so it cools down, but for now..
>Puts the Popsicle back in my mouth and sits in the shade of a tree.
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hts6PzULHSY
>>2919079
>Gotcha!
>>2919098
>Stares at you.
You should probably not talk to me... Something ominous might happen to you...
>>2918961
>Do it, you won't.
>>2919014
>I didn't post one, I don't usually listen to anime music, but I do really like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gjg3Ib-y54
>>2919031
>gets two sodas
>offers you one
>opens the other
To you as well.
>>2919098
Name me three reasons why i wouldn't want a robotic maid, fella? THREE! And i don't like them, i'll Brogue Kick you to next week.
>>2919063
But, like...for ceremony or something?
>>2919073
I can't accept that. All the abuse, the beatings, the sealings, mutings, bullyings, that...one thing the last game...it'll all be worth it if I can get back.
>>2919083
I...plenty of people handle it differently.
>>2919111
>She simply shrugs, stretching briefly
What is that, anyways?
>>2918709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Xl9tBWt54
>>2919032
Thanks, Scythe girl.
by any chance Are you a kind of weird gardener or an Avatar of death?
>>2919134
>Accepts the soda
>Opens the can
>Sits next to her
They don't really understand do they...?
>>2919149
Uh... Uh... yeah! I have some guards when it comes to c-ceremony's.
>>2919129
>Shh.
>>2918709
https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg
>>2919113
>I don't give a fuck what people say about twenty pilots, I wish more bands used Ukelele.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDyxykpYeu8
>>2919074
This is LF
>>2919192
Wrong again. I never link songs.
>>2919149
*She stops the stretching*
How would you do it?
>>2919131
Like what, some freak accident might occur and I'll die? Yeah, sounds really scary.
>>2919136
1. it'll cost you an arm and a leg to maintain it (maybe literally if he goes insane)
2. having sex with a robot would hurt
3. they look disgusting
Bonus: having a 2D waifu is cheaper and less expensive
>>2919192
>>2919100
>You cunt's dissapoint me.
>>2919178
>flicks your forehead
>>2919191
i hear its getting more popular nowadays
>>2919149
...Well, I hope you get what you want in the end.
>>2919205
Fella....I risk death everytime i step into the ring. And why would i fuck a machine? That's disgusting.
___ is cancer
>>2919205
>Stares at you.
Hmm... Just don't talk about it and pretend I don't exist.
>>2919211
>Stares.
...
Maya Amano avafag when?
>>2919230
____
>>2919149
>Finished with It I pull the stick out of my mouth.
What is what? Do you mean the Popsicle?
>>2919166
I guess.
>>2919211
>only the last one makes sense?
>>2919230
Leukemia
>>2919160
>She drops back down
A youkai, and also gatekeeper.
...I don't really know what sort of youkai, though. Death spirit is possible, though, I suppose.
>>2919175
Hm...then again, I suppose it's a bit of a hassle, isn't it?
>>2919199
I believe you know that I tend to cry. Though, admittedly that's also out of frustration...I don't think it's for you, either.
>>2919225
I have to keep trying, either way.
>>2919263
Indeed.
>>2919228
Why else would you have a robotic maid if you're not going to at least attempt to stick your wang in it?
>>2919230
Everybody
>>2919240
It won't exist because it doesn't exist because you're making shit up.
I CAN MOVE IN MANY WAYS! I CAN ADAPT AND OVERCOME TO ANY SITUATION!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMOUCpoLB_8
>>2919278
Yeah, it's... really a hassle.
>>2919269
Their problem, really...
>sits down.
>>2919289
>Stares you down.
...You're going to get in trouble.
>>2919289
So i don't have to get off me lazy arse to grab me a cold one?
http://wallpapereditor.com/
post im
>>2919278
Don't let your dreams be dreams, right?
>>2919309
Oh shit guess I'm retiring young too.
Thanks for the cheese, HG.
>>2919321
>>2919278
>Walks back into my cafe and comes out with another Popsicle in my mouth and a couple in my hands, starts talking around the Popsicle.
try one.
>>2919311
You're going to be in trouble soon if you don't stop lying. In case you're not aware, lying doesn't make you look cool.
>>2919312
Shouldn't you wrestler's be on a ketosis diet or something?
>>2919321
Fuck you, I'll do what I want.
>>2919311
Bye.
>stands up and walks away
>>2919278
A Youkai...? then, some sort of spirit.
Not my problem, you're not doing something troublesome.
>>2919321
ok.jpg
>>2919309
>no one greets the 3D male
Stay cancerous, HG.
>>2919321
>>2919321
>>2919321
>>2919350
A what? Do you think we'd need any diets iwth the amount of fat we'd burn?
>>2919215
>binds your head.
>>2919377
>Kamina
>>2919350
>Stares you in the eyes.
I'm serious...
>>2919351
Bye.
>Walks towards the opposite site
>>2919377
>toop seccret
>>2919377
toop seccret
>>2919370
I have nothing to say to that person.
>>2919383
>Kamina has come to a point where all his avatars are secret avatars
>>2919278
You are right. I only cried out of happiness so far. Me being angry may get something killed. And that is seen as wrong.
>>2919309
What?
>>2919377
toop kek
>>2919321
Buy one now
>>2919398
Look at all that cancer.
>>2919321
