HG Thread
>>2914341
>kissu
first xd
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2914341
Thank you for the new thread.
>>2914356
>kisses
>>2914253 (Jeb)
What in the...?
>>2914279 (Jasper)
I don't think most youkai worship, though. The magic just...really works against us.
>>2914283 (Janus)
I really doubt that, sir.... I think Miss Reimu just doesn't like me.
>>2914286 (Kaito)
I don't really see much need.
>>2914291 (Sora)
>She blinks
No, I mean...I just haven't recovered from coming back. I'm Elly, a gatekeeper.
>She weakly curtsies
>>2914289
>>2914364
If I'm trying to be polite, can't you at least return the favor...?
>>2914340
X7-10. Not...that.
My butthole fucking hurts lads.
>>2914369
>kissu
>>2914286
I mean i'm not one to just judge how races are.
>>2914329
Okay then.
>>2914336
I just hate 8 chan in general,the layout pisses me off for some reason.
>Jasper
>>2914350
Aw come on, that's just low.
>>2914358
I know I'll get a lot of hate from this, but I personally had a much more enjoyable experience in HGA, but it was often ruined by mods banning for ridiculous reasons.
>>2914250
addeeeeed
>>2914369
>smooches
>>2914382
You're not any better off than her.
>>2914373
>TFW Xenoverse 2 is confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc94iB8gTLw
>>2914334
You weren't gone very long. Anyway, I'm going back to work.
>>2914350
Not for you. Go back to messing with Kyoko, I've got to go.
>>2914377
Sorry X7-10. It won't happen again, I promise.
>>2914379
>kisses
>>2914384
Kerag is that you?
>>2914400
ohhh, okay. See you!
>>2914382
I love you so much, please marry me.
>>2914356
Aww Anon.
>>2914364
No need to thank me.
>>2914325
Hello, I'm Ruby Gloom, who are you? are you ok?
>>2914378
Was it a good shit?
>>2914373
Nice to meet you, Elly. Maybe you should sit down somewhere then?
>>2914384
>Like what?
>>2914382
I want to grow old with Kyoko Sakura
>>2914402
Good.
>>2914418
it's fucking bleeding
please cum in it to appease it senpai
>>2914400
Didn't say I would be, but whatever. See ya dork.
>>2914393
Shut it before I hit ya.
>>2914398
>Hope it plays better
>Know it wont
>>>/b/684833458
>Kuga
>>2914373
But still. She does not have a valid reason to go around killing you.
>>2914314 (sayaka)
Then it's a pleasure to meet you, Sayaka. What brings you to this part of the universe?
>>2914331
Yes. Having armor is always a good idea.
>>2914340 (chocolate something)
Hm. Then who are you?
>>2914392
>French kisses
>>2914384
Oh yes. Remember that time where Alma made a half lewd kiss to someone? They got b& pretty hard and it wasn't even erp.
>>2914373
>wipes off the dirt on his arm
"Uh. Hi."
>>2914414
"Hello Ruby, my name is Jebediah Kerman."
>he clears the dust off his helmet
"Yeah I'm fine. These things tend to happen."
>>2914373
Wait so the magic you use works against you?
>Jasper
>>2914430
If you tried to hit me, your negative chest volume would put such a big distance between us that you would never be able to reach me.
>>2914356
>>2914369
>>2914379
>>2914392
>smooch
>>2914331 (Keys)
Yeah, but it's not really as flashy.
>I hold my hands out and sword materializes in my hand starting from the hilt up.
Honestly It's kind of just a waste of energy, teleporting stuff takes some juice...
>>2914344 (Buddy I think?)
Way to crush my ego..
>>2914373
Ah, well I always think it's nice to learn..
>>2914381
Do robots have a race? Or are we a race?...
>>2914450
As cancerous and as much as I hate Alma, in that particular instance, I don't really think that was fair.
>>2914445
>"HON HON", he whispers through the kiss.
>>2914397
Er...sir?
>>2914421
I doubt it'd help much.
>>2914436
In my case, I removed a robot's arm to prove they were a robot to someone, and she saw it as an excuse to do it.
>>2914454
...Are you okay?
>>2914455
No, only holy magic, essentially.
>>2914465
Maybe I'm a bit...single-minded.
>>2914430
>At least Toki Toki has been replaced by something bigger. And also overworld flying, evidently.
>>2914454
That's good, are you from another planet?
someone cum in my fucking butthole holy shit
>>2914461
>>2914474
S-so when are we going to have s**?
>>2914356
>>2914369
>>2914379
>>2914402
>>2914461
Is it mating season or what?
>>2914476
Did the automaton consent to that?
>>2914473
>>2914450
Or that time someone got banned for linking a game that went on @ /b/?
>>2914476
"Yup, nothing too serious I think. You get used to crash landings from orbit after so many times."
>>2914484
"Well I presume that this place isn't Kerbin, so yes. I am. Are you from here?"
>>2914412
See you Aikawa.
>>2914436
I guess I just wanted to fight a bit. Anyway, I need to be going.
>>2914430
See you fatass.
>>2914476
I'm not judging who you are, It's just fun more me because, well you know. Oh yeah and while you were gone Aussa won a game.
>>2914506
Hehe, you called me an automaton.
>>2914436
The armor the keyblade masters before me had let them summon these cool vehicles and let them breathe in space.
>>2914438
>Ah, alright.
>>2914465
Still kinda cool though, you could pull it out when no one's expecting it... Wait, juice? Doing that must take some pretty powerful batteries.
>>2914476
Doesn't sound like a bad idea though, does it?
>>2914513
I came from Gloomsville, but I think you mean if I am from earth, yes, yes I am.
>>2914506
I had their approval and permission. Reimu didn't care.
>>2914513
That's a regular occurrence??
>>2914531
Oh? Is that so? That certainly does sound like her.
>>2914533
I prefer standing most of the time, regardless.
>>2914498
If it was mating season we wouldn't be here right now.
>>2914457
>Smacks you upside the head
>>2914476
>Toki Toki was awful, so that's an improvement at least
>>2914485
/ERP/ is next door
Close your eyes and listen to Ruby's voice. Then open them and realize you have a raging hard on for a little girl.
>>2914565
>>2914116
I've tried plenty of times to a point where I give up.
>>2914149
Keep on doing that.
>>2914159
Why should I care about being liked? I don't see how it matters or how it changes anything. If anything I'd rather have someone who wants it being liked. I'm just an easy talker, guess that's what makes it like that.
>>2914233
Let's switch places famo.
>>2914485
>humps
>>2914539
"You're from this planet earth too? Wow. A lot of people seem to be from there."
>>2914542
>he takes out a clipboard that somehow managed not to burn up on re-entry
"This would be crash number 125."
>>2914512
I remember when the threads got locked once a game started on /b/.
>>2914556
ow... are you trying to compensate for something?
>>2914514
See you later.
>>2914531
You are definitely not a servitor.
>>2914542
Hm. This is unacceptable behavior. The next time she attacks you and i am here. Just tell me. It is my duty to defend innocent humans, as long as your origins are not proved.
>>2914533
Interesting. A armor that can conjure up vehicles?
>>2914546
I have lived the larger portion of my life among humans and yet the ways of them finding a life-mate remains a puzzle i'll never solve.
>>2914580
Yeah I know, don't worry we are very homely, if you need anything Jebediah, just ask.
>>2914498
We'd know it would be because of the look on your face~
Someone told me to be nicer, so hello. Anything interesting happened since yesterday?
>>2914584
You're really pissing me off...
>>2914612
Without you and Kamina we have like no hosts.
>>2914580
Goodness...!
>>2914595
It's essentially instant destruction for my part. I can't even slow her down.
>>2914612
Hello, Miss Ramlethal.
...I reformed.
>>2914556
>Try enduring traversing it when you move a third as fast as everyone else does because of how shit your computer is
>>2914612
My love for you grew 3 times in size since yesterday.
>Kissu
>>2914533
Yeah it does, the batteries that run me to be truthful, it uses quite a bit of energy so I don't do it often, because it leaves me kinda groggy.
>>2914542
She killed a lot of people, she said something the a third of the roster.
>>2914595
I'm more of an android than anything, but I said she could chop my arm of, I needed a replacement anyway.
>>2914476
What?!
>Bear noises
>>2914584
>>2914616
Gotta make up for that thumb somehow.
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>2914616
The keyword is "trying".
>>2914633
Huuh?
>>2914621
That is an upsetting thought. 36?
>>2914623
Elly. It is nice to see you. What do you mean?
>>2914628
Off yourself, you waste of life.
>>2914577
>Why should I care about being liked? I don't see how it matters or how it changes anything.
Because the day you're truly hated you'll realize how lucky you were.
You don't know what you have until it's gone.
>Tfw someone wakes you up via notification on steam
I'll host and shit famo, give me a moment.
>>2914542
Alright, whatever works for you. Oh, I gotta go. Try to stay away from that guy who sealed you last time, alright?
>>2914595
Yeah, pretty handy, right? I'd talk with you about it more, but I gotta go.
>>2914612
Oh hey! Glad you're still here. Sorry, but I gotta run, stay safe!
>>2914629
The batteries that run you? Never mind, I gotta go right now. Nice talking with you!
>>2914609
Because of my unique status among my kin, many Wolfskin and outsiders seek my hand im marriage. There exists only one human what is worthy of that honor.
>>2914603
I wouldn't know. I'm still living at home with my brothers. In all honestly, you'd probably have a better idea than I would.
>>2914612
Hello.
>>2914607
"Actually. Would you happen to have RCS fuel? I need a lot of it if I'm going to get out of here again."
>>2914623
"Most of those weren't actually MY fault per-say, but I'm still held accountable. So who are you exactly?"
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
How come it only hurts to get insulted when it's garnet? Why does garnet's side ava the only one who can legit hurt my feelings?
>>2914654
I can host if you give me a code, go back to sleep
>>2914652
I'd have to agree.
>>2914670
Stop being such a pussy gay ass faggot
>>2914670
Fuck off, Burrito
>>2914633
...Very funny.
>>2914644
If you say one more smart ass remark I'll french kiss you.
>>2914655
Cya, Keys, I'll tell you later if you're still interested.
>>2914678
>>2914680
Like see that shit don't do anything, but garnet makes me want to cry.
>>2914663
It must be great, having siblings. To hunt together, to grow strong together. to share your first kill with..together.
>>2914630
You didn't say anything...!
>>2914629
She certainly is powerful, that's...still, impressive, though.
>>2914649
Reimu did it again.
>>2914655
Ah, right...goodbye, sir.
>>2914665
Elly, a gatekeeper youkai.
>She weakly curtsies, shouldering her scythe
>>2914681
J-just because you're dumb
>>2914612
Hello there.
>>2914665
I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about RCS, maybe you should as someone else.
>>2914670
She's like a mother.
>>2914636
>>2914667
Maybe I should not just to spite you.
>>2914655
Hello and farewell.
>>2914663
Greetings. Which one are you again?
>>2914670
Because Garnet reserves her hatred for those who deserve it, unlike most of us.
>>2914652
I'm used to being hated, I'd rather be hated than being loved. Knowing I'm hated by a great majority means I've got a different view and that will distinguish me from the rest, it's better than being liked and loved.
If dubs, someone host
>>2914673
It's fine, 10 minutes is all I need. You sit back and let me do the heavy lifting, bae.
>>2914696
That's what I thought, you little shit.
>>2914681
>>2914696
How adorable
>>2914705
if dubs you host.
>>2914695
I was ignoring you.
>>2914681
How does it feel to be taking cripple-chan to a dance?
>>2914695
"A gatekeeper of what?"
>>2914698
"Shoot. Well thanks anyway, Ruby."
GARNETTTT STOP HATING ME. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MEAN ASS BLACK GIRL AVA
>>2914711
If dubs I host
>>2914623
I could prevent that with my psyker powers or with a Iron Halo.
>gives you an Iron Halo generator
This should protect you from any damage, but it has its limits. Take care.
>>2914629
I would talk more but I must go. We will talk the next time i come.
>>2914693
You're getting the wrong impression here. They're all dangerous human beings that're selfish and lazy. It's horrible having to live with them and constantly put up with their antics.
>>2914700
Ch-Choromatsu. I'm the green one...
I'm fucking hosting, give me a moment and shit you impatient fucks.
What happened? Who did Garnet insult? I wanna see, I wanna see!
>>2914720
You failed
>>2914695
She doesn't wear jewelry though, which is dumb...
>>2914732
Alright then! I'll see you later!
>>2914704
You're not a special snowflake, LF.
You work like any other humans, you care more than you'll ever be able to admit.
If tomorrow you entered the thread and everyone - and I mean everyone, even your closest friends - started hating you, you wouldn't like it or be so smug about it.
>>2914739
I don't see the problem. Unless you come from another nest of humans that do not care about discipline and a natural pecking order.
>>2914695
She really should just be removed from this world.
>>2914698
The one who said I had a nice smile. Hello.
>>2914739
Right. You are so similar to the rest, I forgot. Did you do anything useful?
>>2914743
>In character. I don't hate anyone. Except one but they are not here.
>>2914711
How can you think when you're dumb?
>>2914713
what, why?
>>2914660
Is it me? Kidding, kidding.
>>2914704
Being memed in and being genuinely hated are two very different things.
>>2914768
>Don't hate anyone
>Just told me to off myself and called me a waste of life
I'm about to cry.
>>2914721
...Why?
>>2914726
A mansion.
>>2914732
I...don't know how to use this....Farewell, sir.
>>2914746
She's too humble to be so gaudy. It just wouldn't suit her.
>>2914768
Please don't make such statements.... It was justified in her eyes.
>>2914768
>Except one but they are not here.
who is it ? Or at least on who it is, like why them.
>>2914770
The bantering between you and her, I think it's cute
>>2914745
Hey Ocelot! Knock knock!
>>2914784
I think a necklace would be nice... She can make jewelry anyway!
>>2914758
You do realize we're not animals, right?
...
A-Actually, never mind, They act like animals all the time. It's incredibly embarrassing.
>>2914768
Anything useful...oh, I went and saw Nya-chan live again! That definitely was a sight for sore eyes!
>>2914768
Tell us who.
>>2914768
You seem good today, I presume, whatcha doing today?
>>2914779
Kiragi, Prince of Hoshido. But that is not why he is worthy. He has mastered the art of the hunt. Can shoot a rabbit through it's heart from a distance of a hundred yards and has far more honor than most of his peers. We often hunted as a pair during the great war.
....And he smells nice. In his own way.
>>2914784
"That's neat I guess. But why a scythe though? It seems odd."
>>2914794
You're cute.
>>2914770
You're pushin it.
>>2914730
You need something, Sherbert hair?
>>2914723
Alright I guess? Just hungry..
>>2914799
It still applies to humans aswell. My Mama is the second eldest of her family. As the oldest female, she was in charge of looking after their well-being together with her elder brother....if that makes sense
And it grieves me to hear your brothers are nothing more than a pack of wild dogs.
>>2914705
Foxhound when?
