The One Hundred and Twentieth Classy Games, part deux
Endo's chest is a good catcher. No, that's not a good thing. War Room, volume two! Let's see who wins this time...
>>2901133
Haha, whoops~!
Last time I try magic...!
>>2901164
...Oh.
Sorry 'bout that then.
>she pats the helmet
Gonna try contactin' them soon?
>>2901169
Oh, lookit 'ow cute that is!
(Repost JIC)
>>2901164(Astronaut)
Is oxygen poisonous to you?
>>2901169
One chink down.
>>2901169
>>2901169
Even for a sailor, that woman has a dirty mouth.
>>2901169
Alright Raven, let us talk. How much does it cost me for you to rig your game in my favor?
>>2901161
Well good luck trying to figure it out detective,Because it will never happen!
>>2901164
Hmm? What is an ugly little thing like you doing?
>>2901169
Is that how you feel? No matter, I'll win all the same.
>>2901169
It wasn't me this time!
If you were in the War Room, four of you were spared a visit from my father. If you survived the War Room, you may or may not have survived the same visit.
Let's give it up for Trigon! Or don't; he's kind of a dick. I am biased, though, so draw your own conclusions.
>>2900884
>Archduke why you always lying
Did I miss something when you decided to write events with these kind of tributes?
>>2901181
Y-You're an ally of the pink puff!?
>>2901205
"Now that i'm eliminated from that arena sure."
>>2901211
"Nope. Shouldn't be. Although you probably won't understand a word I'm saying if I take it off."
>>2901231
"Oh, just taking some observations. Nothing of any concern."
>>2901249
>Thanks for hosting
>>2901249
I do not wish to be reminded.
>>2901249
Just wonderful...
>>2901249
If thats your father he's not that big of a dick. He could have killed me still after killing those two idiots.
>>2901223
Can you sail on boiling waters?
>>2901249
Ah, twenty-seven. That's more like it!
>>2901250
Every winner gets an event. It does stretch the imagination from time to time, but it's a time-honored provision.
>>2901249
Augh...!
Rubbish, I got eliminated pretty bad!
>>2901270
Wish ya the best of luck, little guy!
Duty calls, so I gotta be off. Cheers, love!
>>2901249
Nothing we haven't already gone through, am I right, Zach?
>>2901231
We'll see about that, everything and everyone has a flaw and yours is just left to discover.
>>2901249
I've been through worse, it leaves me rather cold. I've seen more death and despair than just this little incident.
>Fucking internet died on me.
>>2901032
>>2900813
>Ssorry, sorry
That sorta carefree attitude can come back 'ta bite'cha.
>>2901104
>>2901205
She is, or, er...used 'ta be one'a my friends and fellow Charmers. We're like family.
>>2901044
>>2901275
Coulda fooled me, with how she treats a certain blonde.
>>2901249
Oh, gods.
>>2901030 (Velouria)
Well, it could make ya stay your hand for just a second. After all, say, killin' a king when you could capture 'em, or somethin'.
>>2901270
Oh so you are just gawking at my perfect body? you should consider yourself lucky for having the chance.
Sol is based.
So we're down to six. Following the fire and statues, our remaining tributes are so psychologically scarred that they can't bring themselves to violence.
>>2901270
Oh, there's a translator device in your helmet? Just put it back on when you're finished so we can resume our conversation.
>>2901251
I had sins to atone for bucket head. I don't wanna be reminded of the crap I went through. Kirby is annoying, but he'll be an friend to the very end.
>>2901199
I understand, but ive always felt honesty is best. It may be just another meaningless voice to the table but all it takes is a single differing voice to change peoples opinions. Also if im already hated then theres no reason not to be edgy, so long as im truthful or ic. We needed characters who were assholes, something to use as a scapegoat. Unintentionally thats what it became.
>>2901307
>Oh, crap. Good night, then.
You won't have to worry about being late again, Shadow. Ever.
>>2901335
You enjoyed spending the day with me? Well, that's a rare occurrence.
>>2901324
It can. But I doubt it really ever will. You know considering how passive everyone is.
>>2901335
I like your gloves. Can I have them during my shift?
>>2901338
I just don't see it in the little ruffian... but, if you think he'll be an ally, i'll just take your word Sir Joe.
>>2901307
"Take care."
>>2901329
>he laughs
"Uh, no thanks. I'm a scientist not a judge of beauty."
>>2901337
"Sure."
>takes off helmet and begins to talk on the comms device.
>In reality, the Kerbal language is backwards and higher-pitched Spanish. So there's no way i'm going to do that.
>>2901364
I'm guessing I blew my chance at victory?
>>2901335
Sleep for now, I'll be investigating the remaining tributes their parameters... I'll be back soon enough and you can do whatever you may want.
>>2901364
Hmm... So you've noticed my scar? It's not as much of a tattoo as it is a burn wound, I'd rather not have any questions asked about it. The answer won't be delivered and you'll be left in the dust.
Ah. Well, uh...meet Beast Boy.
>>2901398
You'd better believe it.
Before we get to the fun stuff, pay your final respects.
>>2901397
>He calmly waits for you to finish.
>>2901414
Wonderful..
>>2901397
>In reality, the Kerbal language is backwards and higher-pitched Spanish
I thought they also used actual astronaut audio and did the backwards and higher pitch too (or maybe that was just mods)
>>2901397
Scientist huh? Well dont bother trying to figure me out. Your puny brain couldn't handle it.
>>2901385
There's a bit of an unwritten law not 'ta fight folks outside'a the games 'round here.
Give me some edgy avas.
>>2901414
Ah cool. So I finally got my lime light and 15 seconds of glory.
>>2901456
Schwarz from Record of Agarest War 2.
>>2901449
See, so I'm free to harass people all I want since I'm not fighting them.
>>2901414
Hmm, a honey badger being able to viciously maul a certain amount of people? It doesn't seem realistic after certain traces that were found... Even though, these wounds kind of hurt ... Ech...
Behold your winner...this fellow with whom I'm completely unfamiliar!
>>2901457
Apparently so...whoever you are.
>>2901456
Dante
>>2901436
>puts helmet back on
"Nope, just static on all frequencies."
>>2901441
>Mods use astronaut audio/chatter, Squad does backwards Spanish if I'm not mistaken.
>>2901447
"How so? I'm not stupid you know."
>>2901493
Congratulations, Joris. Thank you for hosting, best host.
>>2901478
Well, in cases like with Reimu, not everyone listens to them....
>>2901456
>Relius "I murdered my wife and daughter and scarred my son for life" Clover
>>2901493
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>tfw you're trying to be all moppy and sad and then you see something really hot and suddenly you're horny
please kill me
>>2901456
Baron Blade.
>>2901456
American Kirby
Wriggle a cute
Placements.
If you ignore the fact that they have nothing to show for it, District 11 placed decently.
>>2901447
...and what would a giant over-powered asparagus, know about brains? Tsk. Some ego you have there.
>>2901456
Edgemaster
>>2901456
Keeping the trend of fighting game avas.
Kazuya Mishima, Astaroth, Testament, Continuum Shift Mu-12, Akuma, Rugal Bernstein
>>2901532
what was it?
>>2901493
>>2901547
Congratulations, Joris.
Thank you for hosting, Raven.
>>2901532
What was it?
>>2901493
Thanks for the performance. I'm glad I finally got to be the last performer standing finally.
>>2901530
That chick who threw shit at Elly?
>>2901524
See, putting that knife in your chest wasn't so bad now was it.
>>2901532
>>2901532
Welcome to my life.
>>2901530
>Relius
>Not father of the year
boi
>>2901521
Your appearance certainly gives that impression.
>>2901549
Im sorry did I just hear some welp speak out of line?
>>2901573
Not if I could have won this game.
>>2901571
>>2901566
just some stupid gay manga caps. no way i'm posting them here though
>>2901493
Congratulations.
>>2901521
Hm. That's about what I expected. Excuse me, but I must cut our conversation short here, it's getting quite late and I didn't realize. I'll leave you with this however; try to build a new craft and find a way back to your home. Farewell.
>>2901547
Thank you for the match.
Farewell to you all.
>>2901573
I really need to work on not repeating myself. I start to sound dumber and dumber than I really am with such redundancy.
>>2901607
I at least picked up the knife and finished it myself.
>>2901493
>pointing out unfamiliarity
RIGGED
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And the stats. Thanks for playing and/or watching the proceedings, everybody. If there's a host ready to rock, you may now rock.
Mr. Cullen, your portrait will arrive fairly soon...provided I find a suitable frame of reference...
>>2901573
The "chick" who more or less killed her for a few days. Gonna kick her ass for that...
>>2901530
>>2901456
>Addendum
>"I murdered my wife and daughter and scarred my son for life FOR SCIENCE"
>>2901600
>Let's not joke, he's a bit of a dick.
>>2901559
>People are free to take Nu from me as well, and Hazama/Terumi has been surrendered by the person that'd been doing them for a few days.
>>2901608
>Not posting them anyways
Fag.
Why the fuck aren't you guys listing this mother fucker?
>>2901608
Do et
>>2901634
LITERALLY WHO
>>2901608
>stupid gay manga caps
>>2901559
Literally half the soul calibur cast.
>>2901627
>If anyone wants to ava Hazama I'll drop him, I was considering it anyway.
>>2901621
If you wish to file a complaint, please submit a letter to your district administrator during regular business hours. An appointment will also be required.
___ is never coming back.
>>2901634
Because we've had two Hazama avafags already.
>>2901559
at this point
Jin Kazama is more edgy than his dad or grandpa
>>2901673
>Oh, I thought you already had. Sorry.
>>2901676
You can shove your appointment up your ass.
>>2901567
Thanks underwear lady.
>>2901613
Same to you hedgehog.
>>2901627
Huh. I'm sure she's fine.
>>2901623
I don't think you'll find anything of me. I'm not really that famous. You can have this though it's the best I've got from one of my performances back home that went big.
>I'm playing an actual OC. Wincards don't have to be fancy for me to enjoy them
>No Heihachi "I threw my son off a fucking cliff" Mishima
>>2901676
>files a complaint about the lack of blood and claw-friendly doors
>>2901700
Why not at least link them?
>>2901705
How many OC avas do we have?
>>2901705
>I'm playing an actual OC
CANCER
A
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C
E
R
>>2901700
>I just needed an excuse to open the lewd folder
>No Maxx "Worldwide Slaughter, I miss my Daughter" Haltmann
>>2901705
She'll reform tomorrow-ish, but gods damn it, this is the second time Reimu's done this.
Invite me to the /hg/ steam/discord you faggots.
>>2901724
Hey you can go fuck yourself until you show me your face. Then I'll fuck it for you!
>>2901709
>95% of avas are of Japanese origin
>No mention of Raiden
>>2901693
>I was using him a few days ago, but it never feels right.
>>2901676
Have you chosen a favorite of the tunes?
>>2901709
Heihachi is pretty based. I mean, he does have a pet bear.
>>2901740
So she's obviously fine. Saying that shrine bitch killed her is exaggerating the truth.
>>2901709
>Not Devil fucking Jin
>>2901724
You do realise literally every fictional character in existence is OC right ?
>>2901705
does that mean you drew most of these pictures??
>>2901745
>Barely ever any comic or cartoon avas
>>2901681
Booker
Seth
Shorty
Bloobob
Memesoon
Aussa doesn't tell lies.
>>2901702
I'm sorry, but you need to file that request with your district administrator, like I said before.
>>2901710
You're full of blood, I assume. To your second point, wait for a classy gentleman to open the doors for you.
>>2901705
Yes, that will do. Now, if you'll excuse me for a few moments...
>>2901751
Not yet. Worry not, I'll get to it as soon as I'm done handing over the prize.
>>2901767
Is that why we're all cancer?
>No mention of blue robot penis genocide bitch
>>2901770
I'm more of a 3d guy, but at least there's a higher percentage chance that I recognize the /co/ avas
>>2901792
yes
>>2901760
It's basically the truth, even if it's just temporary. Gods, she didn't take it well with just one day, either, last time.
>>2901785
How'd you even get my name? An' where did I lie?
>>2901749
>I remember you saying.
>>2901770
>>2901785
Sagume definitely isn't cute.
>>2901787
But I keep clawing the classy gentlemen...
>>2901799
When I get my lazy ass off and create a Paul Phoenix folder.
>>2901792
If we're all cancer then that means its normal to be cancer and no longer an insult it would also mean cancer is a good thing because it is a bond you share with everyone else here.
We're all friends.
>>2901770
>tfw barely any capeshit avas
>>2901799
I could always use True ogre roaring is fun
>>2901770
That day will change one day, you will see!
>>2901808
Reimu killed someone.
>>2901817
........
>>2901828
Whoa, that's some profound shit you said just now, phisto.
>>2901769
Huh? No. That poster image was made by one of the guys in the photo imaging class. We sent him me standing out in costume and he did the rest and made what touch ups needed to be made.
>>2901808
But she's not dead. So she wasn't killed.
>>2901787
Good to hear.
>>2901847
We are friends.
I love you.
*hugs*
*sips coffee while hugging you*
*stops hugging you*
>>2901799
A Yoshimitsu stopped by yesterday come on nigga lets get this train going
>Ganryu ava when?
>>2901828
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL LITHISTO!
>>2901802
It pretty much goes
>Anime 80%
>Vidya 10%
>Cartoons 8%
>Real Life 4%
When it comes to Avas.
>>2901845
Nigga it's hard to play as her
I hope everyone is calm, cool and collected. I would hate to see you all in a despair state of mind.
>>2901873
wtf???
I am the real lithisto
>>2901835
>Tfw there's been 0 talk between Beetle and Marvel
>>2901845
>gives you a box of chocolates
>>2901890
Kill yourself
>>2901882
Fuck. I meant
>Real Life 2%
>>2901852
Youkai're weird, okay?
>>2901845
I mean, even if it's just temporary, it's still more or less that.... Then again, I've just got a soft spot for Elly.
>Also, there was at least one person Reimu fucking murdered the shit out of in a manga.
>>2901906
...
>>2901890
>kicks his shins
>>2901890
Congratulations on your 20th birthday, trash.
>>2901835
Its just you, me, raven, and supergirl on this ride. Get used to it, buddy
>>2901882
>adds to 102%
boy if u don't get
>>2901890
oh no...
>>2901808
Hey Aussa, how's your day going?
>>2901882
That's 102% you dumbfuck
>>2901882
Is that including the overlap that everyone does with anime/vidya avas?
>>2901890
Peace be with you as well.
>>2901932
If it was made in Japan it's anime I don't care fuck you
>>2901919
Whatever you say mounds.
>>2901895
>Kissu
>Its cause I've been trying to get into the my other avas again, I've been in full beetle mod desu baka senpai.
>Also, working on being less OOC, this isn't helping
>>2901925
And you love it, I know you do.
>>2901923
>he falls back, holding onto his shin area
Wh-what was that for!? Do you kids have ANY manners in today's society!?
>>2901924
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm 23.
>>2901928
Oh no what?
>>2901934
Peace is with me somewhere, but it's behind at least 9 gates of hatred, depression, and irony.
>>2901882
I am well aware of the struggle
>>2901957
>I'm already fucking up bigtime
>>2901957
You're an idiot, a complete mongrel and a total failure.
>>2901884
........
>>2901896
>Takes the box of chocolates.
>>2901919
........ Repeat the last sentence.
>>2901957
I love when short people fall!
>>2901957
Years of meditation may fix that.
>>2901967
Speaking of fucking, when we doing it?
>>2901890
>Good to see you again friend, hope you're having a good time.
>>2901947
>Alright then. Good luck.
TEAM 3D WHERE YOU AT!
>>2901992
Ha, good times.
>>2901947
Half of the girls on this ride are into horses, the other half is barely here. This is a hell worse than what I've experienced
>>2901992
>>2901994
You too, try and use Billy more, your best characters are everybody but Sol.
>Kissu
>>2901890
I'm feelin' pretty good, myself.
>>2901930
Oh, heya! After that game I won, I feel like I might actually stand a chance for slappin' some sense in 'ta Reimu.
>>2901945
I've been here a while, ya sorta just start acceptin' things after a while.
>>2901984
I...literally? Nod your head if yes.
>>2901979
You don't have to remind me of what I already know. You're just beating a dead horse at this point.
>>2901985
I'M NOT SHORT, I'M NORMAL PEOPLE HIGHT!
>>2901989
I don't have many years left. I figure maybe 40 at most before I eventually die like every other normal person.
>>2901992
>tfw I have to restart my computer to get steam working again :<
>>2901993
>I'm abck at home and ready to commit adultery and suicide
Joris, your portrait. Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>2902012
Let's go team, woo
Less active players than my rookie year
>>2902015
Hey man, It could be worse, you could be getting Chicks left and right, only to be NTR'd by big black dudes and other chicks.
>>2902032
20 is all it will take.
>>2902032
Normal short people height for sure.
>>2902012
>you can arpee anything and anyone
>choosing to arpee a real person
>>2901890
Since it's already May 17 here, Happy Birthday Souda.
>>2902032
Probably, but why shouldn't I rub it in, it'd be boring without the daily reminder.
>>2902012
G to the D
>>2902012
Right here!
>>2902025
The day you're able to beat me is the day I die.
team /co/ assemble!
>>2902025
I don't need to accept a damn thing if I don't want to in the end. It's also why my blind optimism works so well.
>>2902038
Thanks again for the performance lady, and the portrait.
>>2902002
N-No? Alright then. I guess that okay too...
>>2902025
That's great! You look about as happy as ever...what's your name supposed to be? I don't think we ever met before.
>>2902053
You say that, but you don't have to put up with five demons at the same time. I don't get time to jerk off, so I doubt I'll have time to meditate in peace.
>>2902056
You're a funny kid, but you need to learn to respect your elders more.
>>2902012
>>2902032
>Sounds like a fun night, hope you can log on steam soon, I have things to talk about.
>>2902044
Anything is better than being stuck here with a sexually confused beaner
>>2902012
>I need to use Fourze more.
>>2902012
HOOAH!
>>2902064
My name's Choromatsu, but happy birthday to you Endo. I hope you enjoy your special day the right way.
>I just watched the 48 hour batsu special with some friends and holy fucking kek
dean
>>2902077
I'm not feeling it today.
>>2902024
>Sounds like a plan.
>>2902025
>Shakes head no and points to myself.
Repeat the last sentence.
>>2902032
>If your back home I can finally fucking ask you that question you can
>>2902094
Hey man, c'mon, I've been getting better...kinda.
The Important thing is, we both don't have chicks, and we're both Super Heroe-...Well One of us is.
>>2902012
>>2902042
Hell, if you count me, 4 of members are one dude.
>>2902063
>not realizing real people are amazing
>>2902032
>waits fuckingly
>>2902099
The best 3D tbqh.
>>2902105
>>2902082
Respect?
>>2902065
Maybe for you, but it feels like everyday for me.
>>2902092
>I'll get on shortly. I forgot to restart my computer before I went hunting for (you)'s
>>2902126
>Alright, let me restart my shit then. Hold your horses for a moment.
>>2902077
>Not done with his folder yet, but maybe soon i'll use him
>>2902079
You're welcome. Thank you for being the last one alive.
>>2902077
Meh.
>>2902077
I will be more than happy to take the mantle of team leader!
>tfw nobody wished you happy birthday back when it was yours
>not even your closest HG friends
HB, Souda.
>>2902025
Oh you won a game today? Congratulations! I was kind of crippled when it happen, but I'm all better now, if you need help.
>>2902024
This. It's like that one broken plate you have that you should get rid of hut you don't want to because it was your first plate or some shit.
>>2902132
Name one amazing person that isn't Hitler or a wrestler. I'll wait.
Guess who just dumped their gf and made some free time for HG?
>>2902175
Hikki.
>>2902101
>Thank you, man. Make sure to watch all the rest. There are way more Batsu Games out there.
>>2902077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf71gy3uME4
Wasn't there an old /co/ team that was manned by Space Ghost?
>>2902074
I won't kill ya, I'll just make sure you remember it. And hey, we'll see about that.
>>2902079
Urgh. What a pain.
>>2902082
Aussa, I've been around a while.
>>2902121
I...am not gonna lie, I'm confused now. DON'T repeat the last sentence? Is that right?
>>2902159
Yep, wiped out a third'a the roster by myself. And, er...it's sorta personal.
>>2902158
When is your birthday?
>>2902077
Do we get Uniforms? Cause, Uniforms really aren't my thing.
>>2902175
You? Jesus anon, get a hold of your life!
>>2902175
Me.
>>2902174
Richard Feynman
>>2902179
Hikki is gay, dumbass.
>>2902200
Fuck off Hikki.
>>2902179
>implying Hikki ever had a gf
>>2902190
Doesn't matter since I won't be here in 9 months.
>>2902174
Hoshi
>>2902188
Yup, and its one of my best characteristics too.
Team wars when?
>>2902077
>Harley/Marvel/Two-Face on duty SIR.
>>2902169
>tfw more depressed then Misery.
>>2902207
You're right semen ghost!
>>2902188
I'l remember when I beat you.
>>2902227
Fuck off Hikki
>>2902213
ARE YOU PREGNANT?
>>2902174
Morgan Freeman. He's neither Hitler or a wrestler.
>>2902128
Yeaaah, I'm not liking the sound of that. Not one bit.
>>2902232
Ok
>>2902174
DONALD TRUMP
>>2902245
Hikki pls dont go.
>>2902238
Would it help if I said no homo, or would that just make it worse?
>>2902235
>He's right you know.jpg
