ERP - Chara's Lollipop Edition
Stale Bread: >>2857613
>(Oh, by the way, Baker, I'll be out for a bit, I'll be back
Hello my children. How goes it?
>>2859555
Yeah fucking Nito.
>>2859438
>She tilts her head and looks at your crotch, looking something unusual on your pants
You are hiding something, you look very nervous and you don't stop moving your hands around that area and seems like there's something in there, let me take a look
I made an attempt.
>>2859555
Lord Ainz, one of our number has deserted the battlefield.
>>2859541
>Chara
Someone make another thread I don't want a /utg/ meme OP
>>2859505
Ey m8 it's fawg I am just Shitposting.
>>2859499
>>2859479
>>2859554
You actually believe this...
You're probably like this:
Ahhhh I hate clown and nue! Let's see who they know and kick them out as well
-red touhu demon
-mango
Then there's themselves
Alright let's do it!
Are you fucking retarded? They are erping fuck off!
>>2859592
It's too late~
>>2859541
The fuck is this anime bullshit, get these weebs out of my fucking channel.
>>2859581
Nah, he's a pretty cool guy though
>>2859589
Who would it be this time?
>>2859602
niggas get too angry
>>2859602
kurisu along with alot of others arnt erp'ing and do need to fucking leave
>>2859622
She of rainbow hair.
>>2859602
>Red touhu demon
>Erping
pick one.
>>2859427
EVERYTHING IS FINE
>A muffled groan can be heard from the back of the room.
Heh they sure play weird songs on the radio huh?
>>2859475
You think... I can be a hero?
>His eyes sparkle as he giggles in her arms
>>2859629
would you a nigger, kirisu?
>>2859475
(every time)
Eh? Ooof!
>He looks down at the tape firmly sticking him to the wall. He stays calm, figuring there are worse things than being stuck to a wall
Well.. This isn't too bad. What else are you going to do?
>>2859633
>>2859629
Hello this is your host killer keem star and welcome to /erp/ thread! Let's get right into the news!
>>2859629
Kurisu
>>2859658
I hate niggers.
>>2859633
pee pee
>>2859679
meem star
>>2859667
I don't go outdoors. I'm a shut-in like you.
Jesus fuck
non Erpers are cancer
at least the shotas try to ERP
>>2859660
>making a new thread because you don't like the image
>>2859635
Rainbow hair, huh? I'm afraid it's not ringing any bells. Regardless, if they wish to return they will
>>2859660
Just don't
>>2859447
>The sudden wild humping from him did the trick, each thrust hitting long and deep enough for his cock to kiss the gate to her womb. Before she could realize it, the frog was cumming alongside him, the surge of semen filling her body with that hot sensation even against the flow of her orgasm and the world of water around them.
>But it was then that she felt his warm lips break away, his mind too lost in pleasure to focus on his most vital necessity. The fear of the worst quickly sobered the frog's mind and filled her blood with adrenaline, pushing her into action.
>Seizing the man's head and shoving it tight against her cleavage, the Greninja detached from the water's bed and hurriedly paddled up, upward to the surface. The weight of him was difficult to carry, but she didn't dare pause to even re-position him, not stopping until their heads both broke free into the open air again.
Ah- are you alright-! Please, say something!
>>2859642
Uhm? what was that? that didn't sound like a song
>She moves her head trying to look at the back of the room
If everything is fine I suppose I can look inside?
>>2859699
>>2859707
>>2859709
>>2859660
But it was okay when I was getting fucking married right?
Oh I'm gonna love watching this shitstorm~
>>2859709
Ragyo, you big skelly ditz.
>>2859699
Yeah i don't know why anyone had a problem with them.
>>2859690
>>back to /drama alert/ nation!
>>2859696
I am gonna meme your shit up
>>2859585
N-n-no, miss, it's just... a-ah, fine...
>he moves his hands away, revealing the bulge of his hardening dick against the front of his pants.
>>2859720
>>2859692
Tomoko!
>>2859699
Who did
>Shota Gilgamesh
>Taranza
>Magalor
ERP with?
>>2859732
>massages your feet
This wasn't my idea
>>2859745
Destroy my virgin pussy.
Kuso thread.
>>2859724
I wouldn't recommend it,we had a bad rat problem and we put down some poison,it could get you sick!
>The man begins to sweat even more,hoping the cop buys his lies.
>>2859764
Oh yeah, it's all fun and games when you shit up my special day but when you get shit on it's bad, right
Fucking hypocrite
>>2859592
the person who made the thread isnt chara
>>2859475 (Hajime-ssu)
>Behind his helm the knight actually blushed lightly at the obvious implication of her words... and it was there he made a bit more notice of her rather curvaceous figure despite her youthful charm.
Ahhh, ehem... a Gatchaman, hmm? Is that the name of a Knightly Order of the East?
>He asks, tilting his head as he listens intently.
Ah, Jiro! I have heard of that name. A friendly being within this realm, though I never met him directly. I hear so often of dire beasts called 'Nue' or 'the clown', everyone here seems so scared at times... friendly personages such as yourself or this Jiro are much welcomed, I'm sure.
>He listens as she continues to speak, blinks, then points at the sun emblazoned across his chest and chuckles.
Ah, how lovely! Ha ha ha. I love making friends, Lady Ichinose. This knight is happy to be considered such.
>>2859786
>Your special day
Good fucking Lord.
>>2859732
Dom, I really couldn't care less about what you do.
>>2859733
Fair enough, I deserve that one. That's a shame, she's a great writer and the threads are weaker for her loss.
>>2859752
I missed you
>>2859453
Aww, you are cuter though anon
>>2859786
>special day
>your wife didn't even care and fucked someone else right after they showed up
kek
>>2859802
>Being this mad
>>2859801
I missed you too!
>>2859802
>>>/peepee/
>>2859754
iowa for all three
now fuck off faggot
>>2859779
>Drills your pussy with a chainsaw made of nigger dicks
>>2859818
This is ERP. Married couples can't possibly stick to only each other.
>>2859786
>Two ERP marriages aren't allowed to happen on the same day
How did you get such a massive fucking ego anyway? You make Trixie look humble.
>>2859798
>good fucking, lord
I want to cosplay as Samus and submissively rape the Dominator
>>2859824
P-Prove it
Clown was a mistake
>>2859781
A bad rat problem and put some poison? If the poison is enough to make me sick I suppose you called some experts, where's the seal of their visit on this establishment? uhm?
>She looks at him, sweating, nervous of something
>>2859749
I see.. you are trying to hide something from me on your pants? I don't buy that lie
>She moves her hands on your hips, checking your pockets until she touches your crotch, feeling your bulge until she realized what it is..
>She takes one step back
Ehem... well... I guess.. thats nothing.. yeah... uhum...
>>2859836
Trixie IS humble. She's just playing a character.
>>2859844
>lewd fire chicken in skintight suit
D-damn...
>>2859854
I mean this is true, my parents didn't want or try to have me.
>>2859846
>kurisu fucking off
If only.
>>2859786
I get the feeling you're still mad
>>2859846
CHIHIRO
![[HorribleSubs] Gatchaman Crowds Insight - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.59_[2016.03.27_04.44.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4V1uKzv.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gatchaman Crowds Insight - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_20.59_[2016.03.27_04.44.12].jpg")
>>2859647
Huh, Sugane and that Blake guy got pretty scared when I did that. You must be far gutsier then I thought-ssu!
>Her expression brightened, she was quite ecstatic really! With a joyful squeal she pulled two scissors out of her backpack and made snipping motions at him with sing-song "snip snip" words
I'm gonna cut fabric shapes, and I've chosen my subject matter-ssu~!
>>2859555
Hello Papa Bones! Long time no see!
>>2859652
You've got the heart for it! I think you could some day-ssu
>She smiled brightly down at the younger boy
>>2859796
Not knights, heroes! We're heroes!
She motioned to her chest with scissored fingers and a hint of pride
Jiro really was nice, although apparently he ate peoples' hearts? It's none of my business though-ssu!
>She gave a dismissive shrug
I don't know who Nue is but I'm not afraid of him or clowns-ssu!
>She turned her scissored hand into one seeming to be held out for a handshake
It's accepted then, you're my friend-ssu!
>>2859305
I pop in a few things, plugs, vibrators.. or whatever else I have at hand
>>2859844
>submissively rape
>>2859882
Kurisu was banned from the discord
>>2859845
>Kurisu gives the small girl a kiss on the lips.
>>2859848
.
>>2859846
No one whose gone there completely save maybe Chihiro has been a great loss. We still got people like Iowa, Hajime, and others. So who cares.
>>2859799
You okay, Ainz?
>>2859887
Leave
>>2859875
>>Out
>>2859897
This is true.
>>2859882
I will soon for good, I assure you.
Which Ava's sessions do you like reading
>>2859887
But do you have any of them in now, thats the real question and interest.
>>2859891
Aww you do care.
So what are you mad about today typefuckers?
>>2859916
I will be after today, you just gotta handle my shitposting for a day. You at least can handle that much.
>>2859921
Coffee-chans.
>>2859859
Its uhhhh
>His mind blanks,he was never good at thinking on his feet. He blurts out the first thing that came to mind.
My dog ate it! Yeah sorry he'll eat anything that he gets his paws on.
>More groaning is heard from the back room.
Let me go turn that radio off...
>>2859921
>implying I read any of this
>>2859865
>tfw try to make my own discord chat
>trixie tells me I should really close it down
>I simply told I wouldn't do it because I'm not trying to compete with an ERP discord that isn't even hers
>She kicks me out
>Admin of said discord page reprimands her and reinvites me, no serious damage done.
>>2859897
Kurisu was on the discord?
>>2859901
M-Make a mail please
>>2859936
Fuck you, I'm eating.
>>2859859
I-I didn't mean to deceive you, officer, I swear... Please forgive me...?
>he's looking away, his face flush with embarrassment. His hands are together in front of him, as if begging for forgiveness.
>>2859958
got banned for being a nigger, but she was in discord, yes
>>2859921
Dominators.
Because i am a masochistic motherfucker.
>>2859916
Aww I'll go soon enough, don't worry hun
>>2859924
I have a plug in yes.. I have two new vibes coming in the mail
>>2859958
for about 15 minutes before she was deemed not an ERP'er and just a shitposter
>>2859936
Blogger comes back and brings a bunch of other bloggers out of the woodwork with him. Trying to like and subscribe to all of them is too much work.
>>2859954
That's just method acting, anon.
>>2859892
(Hello again. Sorry we never really finished that Rp, hope you enjoyed it though.)
>>2859711
>What awoke his mind to his sudden drowning state was the rush of water flowing into his throat. His scream was muffled by the torrent flowing into his lungs. Thankfully, his lover was apt enough in the life threatening situation to quickly deliver him to the surface where upon reaching he spat out a mouthful of water and gasped heavily to fill his lungs again with the life giving air.
Haaaaah....ahhh.....y-yeah, I'm alright. Holy shit, what a rush...thank you.
>He sat there bobbing up and down in his arms, thankful beyond real words for saving his life, but for also the experience.
>>2859885
E'hehe~
I hope I do.
People have placed their faith in me.
>>2859972
What the hell are you talking about? I said two things that weren't hostile or shitposting and was banned minutes later.
>>2859885
Hello again Hajime, it has been awhile hasn't it. I've been pretty busy for the last month or so. Mostly only here on weekends now.
>>2859913
Aside from a minor thing tugging at the back of my brain in my personal life? I'm alright.
>>2859920
Don't leave, please
>>2859885
C-cut?
>He jumps as soon as he sees the flash of her scissors catching the light. Or rather, his muscles uselessly flex against the tape out of surprise. He tries to stay cool, but his smile has become more than a little strained
Um.. You're quite precise with those, right? Ahaha..
>>2859885
Ah... heroes! Like Lord Gwyn, or his four great knights...! I see, I see! You're far stronger than you give yourself credit for, Lady Ichinose!
>He said, nodding to her words, taking her scissor sign as some sort of great symbol of her mythology.
This Jiro... was a beast of some sort? There are those out there. I'm not one to judge, if he did more good than he did harm, of course.
>He listened to her further, his iron helm nodding here and there, and taking her motion as the initiation for a handshake, his rough, strong hand taking her smaller one in hand.
Ah how stupendous! Another lovely friend. A pleasure, indeed!
>>2859993
>anon
It's Dom.
>>2859983
You should use both at once, we can lewd then when I eventually get in the mood to break in my new onahole. That way we both have lots of fun. Can tease it in these threads even.
>>2860012
>tfw no Discord funtimes with Kurisu
Feels bad.
>>2860012
NIGGER
>>2859959
Okay.
>>2859989
Nigga all this blog shit is overrated.
Is morrigan here?
>>2860000
nice quads
o shit waddup
>>2860012
why not join LD's discord with the other rejects?
>>2860012
uh were you listening
you were banned for being a n i g g e r
>>2860026
How about you fuck off too?
>>2860022
You'd better be.
>>2859976
Really?
>>2860012
The server is for roleplayers. not autistic memers.
>>2859944
A dog ate it?..
>She looks at you with all seriousness, thinking you are joking with her
I think I can look inside...
>She hears those strange sounds again and she takes two steps inside
>>2859960
Ehem.. don't worry about it citizen but I can tell you have a.. big problem there... do you mind If I help you a bit with that? thats my job, help people..
>She walks closer to him and cups her right hand on his bulge
>>2860012
What is your discord?
>>2860093
Yeah, whatever you say.
>>2860034
Well I wouldn't use both at once, well my onahole and plug or vibrator would be much better
>>2859996
(Dont worry bout it, my fault. I did thanks)
>>2859921
Someone was Vault girl last night. That was hot
>>2860074
I would not want to be a part of that.
>>2860075
I hate niggers.
>>2860042
Sorry, anon.
>>2860093
Shut up nerd.
>>2860113
Fuck if I know.
>>2859988
You don't get banned for that, believe me. I've been there for a while and erping was the thing done the least in there.
>>2860012
That's not nice.
Kurisu... Make a mail please.
>>2860081
No.
>>2860074
Lord dominator has a discord?
>>2860083
Yeah actually,most of the femdom on here is fairly soft but yours are pretty sadistic.
Let me know when a good ava shows up
>sits in corner
>>2859998
Oh, thank goodness-
>She hugs his head against her breast again, this time in relief.
I'm so sorry, it was my fault- I should've hung onto you better-! Oh, if you had drowned like that, I never would've forgiven myself...
>The frog quiets down for a moment, just holding him against her. With her feet, she paddles the water to gradually bring them back to edge of the pool.
>>2860129
(Good!)
>>2860144
Just tell me the name you have.
>>2860093
Thats cute you think that. It's almost like you've never been to that discord.
>>2860123
Well thats good, but why did you get two vibes then, is it cause you know you'll break one by being too rough?
Who the fuck is Koakuma?
>>2860211
2hu
miniboss in Flandre's game
>>2860160
Thanks.. I've always had a weakness for barrenness and bleakness.. It just feels right ya know...
>>2860211
My husband, unless you are talking about the character, its some shitty touhou.
>>2860198
I wore the last two out, the last one after 2 weeks. Just get two so I don't get disappointed half way through
All these role players make me disgusted in humanity.
>>2860082
Well... actually...
I'm not bad at all.
I just feel a little more aggressive when certain people reply, especially when I have nothing to say to them.
They're exceptions to the love everyone rule I have.
>>2860093
Do you believe that?
any good femdom/pegging logs?
![12361897_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tdutDBH.jpg "12361897_[1].jpg")
Hypothetically, if I decided to play one of the girls from the Raita magical girl series, which one would people prefer?
>>2860186
Who decided it? Virra? Suki? Not sure if she's still there... She was busy at the time I left, Phoenix?
>>2860000
(Quints checked)
>A curious gleam shined in her eye
Eh? What do you do, Gil?
>>2860022
I've been gone for a while too, so it's no big deal! I hope you're doing okay, Papa-ssu!
>>2860030
Absolutely precise, I've done this lots before, and I love arts and crafts!
>With a deft stroke she expanded the scissor and dragged it across his shirt, cutting a heart into the chest playfully
>>2860031
I'm not one to get an inflated head...normally!
>She let slip with a giggle
Although me and the other Gatchaman have saved the world twice so far!
As for Jiro, he was a beast of sorts but he was a genuinely nice guy too, and I think anyone who wasn't in the way of his baconman rampages or heart eating would agree with me-ssu~
>She eagerly moved her hand up and down, energetically shaking his hand like a normal person might if they met a beloved celebrity, but such was Hajime
Likewise, Solaire! ..Hey, do you ever take that helmet off?
>>2860224
Well stop breaking them! I mean I can say the same of my onaholes but still.
It's good to know you can take a good thrashing before falling down.
>>2860239
If you like pegging why not just a good fucking? That sounds like a closeted statement.
>>2860110
>The man feels a surge of adrenaline as the cop enters the bar."Shit she is gonna find the broad i kidnapped".He grabs a bottle as she walks past.
H-hey i would be careful back there if i was you.
>>2860239
The stuff between me and Rhin was pretty good
>>2860221
I've already had a weakness your your cruelty.
>>2860227
Humph. Well, it's all moot anyway. Are you going to take Kallen for a spin?
>>2860110
H-help!? I mean, uh-...
>As she grabs the tent of his pants, he humps into her reflexively, his bulge throbbing
I-I guess I shouldn't refuse help from an officer like you...
>>2860242
Suki isnt a mod and Virra is admin but it would come down to who banned her and Virra and Virra doesn't like banning people so clearly the person who banned her had a good reason
>>2860254
The last time i pulled out clownpiece I even rp'd as clown, and no it wasn't with another avatar it was with a anon. I also RP'd for a month or so after retiring clown with different avas. I love how uninformed and ignorant you blokes are. You don't even try to act intelligent with your post do you?
>>2860221
No problem.
Im on the discord as aladin if your ever up to it.
>>2860260
heh, I wouldn't fall down, I go for hours hun <3
I'm out, see you around <3
>>2860254
>panda
>not erping
>>2860299
>Smooches
>>2860284
oh i was about to jump to defend you, and i dont even like you but im a bit busy because yea you and kenny both erp and i hope you are more back if only for the erp to fight the shitposting
>>2860284
Pretty sure you were banned because the admin hates you and you associate with Cirno, a person who spammed threads to death.
>>2860245
Well, welcome back! I'm as happy as can be expected! I hope you've been doing well~
>>2860268
Maybe, not entirely sure If I feel like it. Maybe in an hour or so.
>>2860268
>>2860281
She was a mod, I think.
Well I hope there was good reason because there were people who didn't erp and were still in the discord.
It seems like kirisu has left so I'll go to sleep now
Eh Tamamo had a nap I'm sorry...
>>2860330
Who is this faggot and why do you people call him father? Everyone here is pure cancer.
>>2860281
Shut the fuck up, you twat. After I was banned I had some people, which I can only assume were admins trying to get me unbanned.
>>2860254
I'm no DMG but come on now.
>>2860340
Well...can we cuddle until you fall asleep again?
>>2860263
Yeah yeah..
>She keeps walking, looking at everything inside the bar, she hears the groans again, more closely
>She looks at the anon
I hope this is not what I think it is..
>She tries to open the door, looking at the lock
>>2860276
Exactly, you shouldn't..
>She moves her hand on his bulge and she squeezes it gently then she moves her hand into your pants, feeling your cock throbbing eagerly around her fingers
This is a pretty big problem...
>She rubs her body against yours as she keeps caressing your cock inside your pants
How about we go inside and you take off you pants? It's going to be quick, I just want to help you with.. this problem...
>winks
>>2860330
Awww, come on. You can rock a red bunny suit. The thread would be happy to have you.
>>2859921
I can't read.
>>2859941
That's a typical answer, from you.
>>2860223
>My husband
Polygamy isn't legal in America, dumb Clown poster.
>>2860357
yet they didnt they kept you banned which means there was more reason now would you please just leave these threads, you DO NOT belong here
>>2860357
I don't know you are are senpai, so can't relate to what happened on the discord. But it's best to keep all that outta here, it's bad for both parties.
>>2860344
No one calls me father. You want the guy with the fantastic beard.
>>2860365
Of course! Tamamo will be here for you~
>>2860340
Thicc is best.
>>2860245
Hnn!
>He feels the cold, blunt side of the scissor blade drag across his skin. He stays as still as possible, thankful the tape has him stuck to the wall so tightly
Alright.. I trust you..
>He cranes his neck to see what she's cutting into his shirt. He flushes a little when he sees a big heart staring back at him
>>2860400
hey ainz
do you remember that guy you played smash bros with like months ago?
>>2860330
Bones....
>>2860339
Yeah that's me
I've been having a bad day so sorry to disappoint
>>2860340
It's okay. You needed your cutie...er...beauty sleep.
>>2860245
Train to be an honorable leader one day. I've already ran into someone who wants to marry me when I'm older, so they told me I have to grow up into a good person.
>>2860340
No bad things happened~
>>2860420
>pets you on the head
>>2860404
Hello there anon, Tamamo is big and strong!
>>2860420
>I've been having a bad day
Sorry to hear that. Chin up and all that jazz.
>>2860397
You're right. I'll keep my BabyRage to a minimum.
>>2860395
And?
>Do it for her
>>2860402
Alright then! Let's sleep together, shall we?
>>2860318
I never was actually banned interestingly enough. He says he banned me but its not on the record, I left of my own accord always.
I was the first person who joined the discord after the guy made it, and he has the weirdest love hate relationship for me. I could show records where he wanted me to join back a few months ago, but it's all odd.
>>2860299
See you later hun, I'll be sure to lewd you i the near future.
>>2860313
Alright, thats nice, you have fun too anon. I love when people shitpost towards me about complaing since those same post are also not rp.
>>2860386
Pretty sure the person you are thinking of doesn't like me like I like them, so I can have a husband.
>>2860385
Is it? Which part?
>>2859541
(S'alright Rib, take your time)
>>2860374
Ah... y-yes ma'am, officer.
>He moves inside quietly after she gropes his dick, still feeling a bit nervous about the cop but also unbearably aroused at her thickness.
>>2859504
>She continued going as fast as she can, moaning lewdly from the stimulation she's getting, her folds starting to get wet, and not in the water-wet way. There is some difference. The moans only got louder as he worked his hands down her wings, until she was barely holding back from unleashing a torrent of screams and barks.
Nnyaaa~ P-please, m-more, Master, more!
>>2860444
Now go relax and fug someone, god wants you too.
>>2860384
In a little bit. Maybe around 10 or 10:30.
>>2860417
Hey man, yeah I remember you.
>>2860419
Hello. I don't believe we've been introduced.
>>2860455
Holy shit are you gonna erp or not if not just fuck off
>>2860437
Thanks
>>2860443
Yeah, it's slowly getting better
>>2860466
but she wont fug because she doesnt belong here since shes around the same level as a joey or drake poster
>>2860471
That's my Ainz. Sorry I can't provide the Italian sausage this time.
>>2860245
Saviors of the world... twice over! My, I feel more and more honored with every word you speak, Lady Ichinose!
>His entire body heaves and bounces a little with her energetic handshake, but he takes it in stride, chuckling the entire way.
Ahhh, my helm? I leave it on here out of habit, really!
>Without issue, his free hand takes hold of the bucket shaped helm and removes it, revealing him to look much like she might have imagined typical foreign men to look - with strong, masculine chiseled features, bright blue eyes and a short cropped top of light blond hair. And his voice had hinted at before he removed his helm, he wore a broad smile.
>>2860455
>Pretty sure the person you are thinking of doesn't like me like I like them
And after all that confidence you were swinging around too? What a shame. Who would have saw this coming?
>>2860374
Well it looks like the door is locked! and my partner has the key!
Well i guess no one is getting in there today.
>He opens the door
G-guess ill be seeing you around officer.
>tfw want a big dragon pokemon to fuck me on the spot
>>2860486
you have a discord group? Any chance I can get in on that, maybe catch you on a better day?
>>2860455
Most of the vowels and consonants. Now, I'll be quiet until I'm ready to hop on a penis to satisfy the mob mentality uproar.
>>2860505
Weird to see you bullying someone not me.
>>2860471
sweet.
I've started peeking in these threads again after some time. good to see you're still coming around too.
we should hit up some games sometime man.
>>2860440
Tamamo has big jugs, too!
Anon has a big appetite, you see?
>>2860429
Good! I hope everyone is doing great!
>>2860454
>I roll into a leaping hug.
Hehe anon is so kind~
>>2860471
Hmm You wouldn't happen to be magic Mr.Bone?
>>2860488
But people like the Joey and Drake poster. Could you stop being such a meanie face now?
>>2860466
Can I just cuddle up with you?
>>2860459
grown ups are talking
>>2860466
Oh you, small annoying human.
A while ago Some anon from the other threads was wondering where you were and wanted to speak to you
>>2860521
>tfw they never want the monkey
>>2860488
That's fine
>>2860544
I don't know why you would want to, i'm pretty bad tbqh senpai.
>>2860553
Tell them I'm dead.
>>2860482
I said I wasn't going to, today, so you can keep being amusingly salty.
>>2860505
I've been depressed for 4 or 5 days, you have nothing on how great I am at this attitude.
I mean you likely know better than me, but still.
>>2860529
Alright you have fun with that random person. Whether you are my waifu or not, I'm not even sure, I'm too ignorant to point out such things since you are coffee posting with a inferior folder to my own.
>>2860524
https://discord.gg/0z0fZpua19p8gQkn
And shitposters don't bother joining, I wont hesitate to ban you on the spot
>>2860172
>with a few more coughs, he lets out a larger one as he's pulled into the frog's chest.
No, no, I knew the risks. That entire experience was amazing, thank you for sharing it.
>He silenced himself, just enjoying remaining within her grasp. He paddled along side, touching the shore. Naked and freezing, he let out a quick sneeze.
You're rather amazing at that. Keeps me surprised every time.
>>2860521
>tfw there's hardly any male dragon pokemon pics
>>2860563
u look like a qt pa2oo2ie to me
>>2860569
Cool thanks. I promise I'm not a memer. Just looking to get the fuck dommed out of me.
>>2860540
Oh these things?
>She absentmindedly pokes her cleavage.
Tamamo use to always wrap these....
>>2860563
stop talking to kurisu
she's a nigger
>>2860330
Thank you-ssu! I'm fine, I never let things get me down, you know
>She placed her hands on her hips and puffed her chest out confidently
>>2860414
Trust is the least I could ask for, after all-ssu!
>No matter what she was doing there was still earnest feelings in her words, at the very least. She drew the scissors around various spots on his shirt, cutting animal shapes such as bears and alpacas off of it while humming, giving very little heed to his peering vision or anything really!
>>2860429
Oh! I know a politician! Sugayan.
>She nodded cheerfully
I'm sure you're gonna be a great leader...but you're thinkin' of marriage so early!
>>2860504
Well anyone can be a hero if they want, really-ssu!
>She let go of his hand and rubbed the back of her head with an earnest smile
That's pretty weird, Solaire, but at least I get a rare peek!
>She placed a hand on her chest and watched him, her eyes widening with wonder as she saw more of his features
Wah!
>>2860578
Nah m8 i'm just b8ing the m8s while deb8ating the other m8s youknowhatimsaying
What a shitty fucking thread.
>>2860531
This avatar was literally born from bullying Clown. I just can't resist a good opportunity to do so.
>>2860529
I should probably do the same, though.
>>2860567
Let me know when Usami shows up and I assure you I will.
>>2860568
Don't worry, silly Clown poster. I just wanted to bully you for old times sake.
>>2860607
Sorry, anon.
>>2860607
Fuck you.
>>2860541
Ooow! Haha...
>I slowly walk towards her bed, and lay on it. Once there I hug her back and close my eyes
Hmmmmm...<3
>>2860464
>She walks into a room with him as the anon sits on the bed she takes off her helmet
Uff.. this helmet makes my head sweat..
>She moves her arm on her forehead
But now I need to take care of your.. big problem.. right? ~
>She walks towards him, wagging her hips and she leans to him and whispers
...anything you want?...
>>2860519
Uhmm...
>She looks at the door and anon standing on the door, she takes two steps towards the exit and she hears the groans more heavily now
>Unsure what it is exactly she turns around and runs into the door, kicking the door and breaking the lock
>>2860586
I'm not a monster.
>>2860597
i feel u Kappa
>>2860607
>we lose a really active member
>shitposting hours start
>people won't stop memeing on each other
You're not wrong.
>>2860625
So you know that other guy you hang out with, with the black hair and always drinks shit tier cola? Why is he such a faggot?
>>2860625
dont talk to me ever again nigger
>>2860591
Interestingly enough that meme was created all on its own, I never told anyone anything, people just assumed all these tales for some odd reason.
>>2860613
Don't bully a clown while they are already down.
That's like kicking the dead, thats just sad.
Sometimes I wanna develop a relationship. That's not to say I don't want to lewd, normally the relationship is part of a long-term lewd RP, it's just sometimes I want plot with my smut. It's not too hard to ask. However, I agree to a point - If you are not roleplay as your character in some shape or form, even if it's crappy RP, you are likely only causing drama for other's to despise you with. I try to cut the OOC down for this reason and keep it to Discord, Skype, as an anon, etc. for this reason.
I just felt like sharing these two cents, please don't fire them back along with a nuclear warhead.
>>2860630
>active
>just out of character flirting and empty promises of playing characters
>just nabbed all the emails of good roleplayers here and left
Ok
>>2860616
Fuck YOU.
>>2860643
>SHIT TIER COLA
LISTEN HERE SHIT HEAD
>>2860644
make me homo
>>2860671
Don't talk me or my wife's son's prom date again.
>>2860607
it's pretty sad when this guy is right
>>2860663
Jesus Christ, you have the biggest fucking hateboner for her. Why are you so mad that she flirts OOC with people who aren't you, you massive raging faggot?
>>2860673
dude can you stop please
my dad will beat me if he sees me talking to a nigger so go away
>>2860654
Who the fuck are you?
>>2860673
OH DON'T EVEN START, IT'S SHIT NO ARUGEMENT.
>>2860595
Such a wonderful mindset! I agree entirely! The Warriors of Sunlight encourage such things readily. Ahhh, you impress me more and more, Lady Ichinose.
>He said cheerfully, his smile as broad as it could go by now thanks to her enthusiasm.
I end up in dangerous situations so at the random... being ready at any time is a good skill for me to have, you understand!
>He blinked his bright blue eyes as he noticed her response to his revealed visage, looking around, cross eyed a bit.
Is there something on my face, my lady?
>>2860567
ERP is dead, anon.
>>2860620
>Like a light she switches off, the small snores and mews leaving her pursed lips. Her body rolling to her back.
>>2860663
>just nabbed all the emails of the good roleplayers here
How fucking new are you?
