>>2857484
>>2857482
>>2857471
>>2857468
>>2857461
>>2857446
>>2857500
>kissu
>>2857447
Is she here?
>>2857500
Ehh, I'm a little late, but thanks for hosting anyways and stuff.
>>2857500
It's alright buddy.
>>2857519
she was just a second ago
>>2857184
Soviet..Would you go to the dance with me?
>>2857525
Lizard!
>>2857532
Looks like she's gone.
Will be back later. Internationale if you wanted to ask me out for prom. Answer is yes
>>2857415
Can you maintain magic? And they are my strongest defense.
>>2857421
I don't know. It's pretty boring when I'm at home. Besu keeps me company from time to time, or maybe venturing out in the woods beyond my estate.
>>2857437
>>2857500
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>2857499
doesn't look like it
>>2857540
She's probably just around the corner
Did you know your Fallout 4 experience will be greatly improved if you bought the seasons pass?
Any of you idiots hosting? 'Cause I might, i gotta eat dinner first, though.
Topsun back in the house!
...Again.
>>2857540
Here we go again with this fucking lizard thing.
i want todd to fuck me with a season pass
Anyone want a cock to play with?
>>2857565
>Paying an extra 100 dollars for dlc.
>Friendly reminder that games today in total are priced up to 200 dollars after including dlc costs.
>>2857533
Nyet. Not cute enough. Come back when cute like Airi
>>2857587
>Slaps you with her shaku
>>2857609
Ah! You startled me!
>>2857534
Where did the other guy go?
>>2857559
>>2857540
Why does no one ever visit my shrine?!
>>2857552
Venture out in the woods? Alone? That sounds dangerous!
>>2857647
It's dangerous to go alone! Here! Take this!
>>2857594
BLYAT GO AWAY
>>2857533
Yes I accept. Ignore imposter who is Western Spy
>>2857629
>>2857552
I don't know... can't I just pet them?
How to they defend you?
>>2857559
I don't think so...
>>2857583
Why don't you have scales too? Your skin looks so smooth.
>>2857629
He probably got eaten by the things
>>2857638
Oh there you are, where is Heaven?
>>2857633
>tfw someone shittalks ur waifu
I meme well?
>>2857638
Nobody wants to visit a shrine where a bunch of youkai run amock.
Kind of ironic for a shrine that specializes in youkai extermination. Reimu, you should really work on changing that image of the shrine
>>2857666
>Points up.
>>2857666
I'm fucking done.
Call a lizard all you want, I don't give a damn anymore.
>>2857674
yes
>>2857638
>visits shrine
>takes donation box
>>2857666
>>2857683
I said she's just around the corner, didn't I?
>>2857681
But it's not running with Youkai. At most their are the fairies that come to try and cause mischief. You're shrine is more dangerous than mine!
>>2857700
No it's completely normal!
>>2857609
>Looks at the strange girl curiously
So.. does this mean you want my cock?
>>2857715
>
>>2857647
There's nothing out there that could hurt me anyway, being out in the wild is much better than being shut inside the manor all the time.
>>2857663
>>2857666
That's unfortunate really. Always avoid caves if necessary.
>>2857666
You can pet them, but without a constant stream of magic supporting them they'll just disappear, and they can attack in swarms or for a barrier for me.
>>2857711
Yee
>>2857638
>Flips your shrine
>>2857731
It was a joke, ow.
>>2857718
You should visit the human village more often. Most villagers think it's a shrine dedicated to youkai.
>>2857700
>always cracks me up
>>2857758
oops
>>2857758
I want you to fuck off.
>>2857741
>loves
ME GRIMLOCK TEACHER FOR DAY! CLASS MUST ANSWER ME GRIMLOCK'S QUESTIONS!
CLASS, WHO IS KING?
___ hates ___
>>2857623
I know.
>>2857720
I can sense your desires and motivations, Faceless Person.
However, I'll decline your offer.
>>2857789
Me.
>>2857789
I am king.
>>2857792
Soviet hates Imposter Soviets
>>2857795
Oh... okay... uh sounds good
>>2857789
Obviously me
>>2857758
You die.
>>2857741
.........
>>2857746
That was a horrible joke.
>>2857753
But that would require me to go out of my shrine and head to the village. That sounds like so much work.
>>2857789
Well, that depends, there are a lot of kings.
>>2857789
Czar I mean king is dead because of comrade Lenin
>>2857829
>waves money at his own face
Yeah yeah, I know.
Ugh...Fiiiiine!
Ringabel. Would youdo me the honor of a-accompanying me to the d-dance?
....I think i'm going to be sick.
>>2857758
Something I hear really often.
>>2857829
Hard work does pay off, Reimu.
>>2857808
>>2857813
>>2857828
>>2857834
>>2857840
WRONG. ME GRIMLOCK KING!
YOU FAIL SCHOOL
>>2857831
THERE IS ONLY ONE KING. WHO IS KING?
>>2857856
>dies from fire
>>2857856
Try to scratch your back mr. King
>>2857829
No way! Then how do you know it exists?
>>2857780
That's lewd, lizard... we're not even the same species.
>>2857854
O-oh
>>2857856
King of what, I can't give you a solid answer until you tell me of what.
>>2857787
Be careful with that love, Anon.
You're going to hurt someone.
>>2857829
>Comes to the Hakurei shrine.
>Steals another yin-yang orb and leaves.
>>2857771
>hands over a bat
>>2857878
Or play basketball.
>>2857879
Don't even bother thinking like that.
You're not cute or hot or nothing. Plus, you're a girl.
>throws splashy splash at everyone
>>2857856
Look you fucking bastard, I'm the king
>>2857879
>>2857905
What the hell are you doing?
>>2857876
HMMF, COME BACK WHEN SMART LIKE GRIMLOCK!
>>2857878
ME GRIMLOCK...CAN'T REACH
ME GRIMLOCK HATE SCRATCHING BACKS
>>2857882
KING! NO KING OF WHAT. ONLY KING! TELL ME GRIMLOCK WHO IS KING BEFORE ME GRIMLOCK FAILS YOU
>>2857913
I am king.
>>2857913
You are King
>>2857886
>pets the bat
cute!
I didn't know they could be fluffy.
>>2857894
And you're a lizard. So don't even think about it. It wouldn't work, even if you tried it.
>>2857910
Eh?
>>2857913
Well I'm afraid I can't answer you, you're going to have to fail me.
>>2857792
Merkel, Germans
>>2857926
This conversation got off tracks rather quickly
>>2857660
Cпacибo!
>>2857926
You're really not going to drop this lizard shit, are you?
I'm an alien. It's really not that hard.
>>2857931
What's up?
>>2857792
Everyone
Seija
>>2857907
YOU FAIL. NO SCHOOL FOR YOU. GET OUT OF CLASS BEFORE ME GRIMLOCK CRUSHES YOU!
>>2857921
WRONG. IF YOU KING, YOU WOULD BE TEACHING LIKE ME GRIMLOCK!
>>2857924
HM, LATE BUT RIGHT ANSWER? YOU GET DETENTION
>>2857930
NO CREDIT FROM ME GRIMLOCK. YOU FAIL SCHOOL.
>>2857879
Because I've been there.
>>2857854
Ugh.... hold on.
>>2857848
>>2857885
>Holds up a spell card, sending three yin-yang orbs towards the both of you, exploding on contact.
>>2857926
Well bats do have hair.
>>2857983
Reimu!!
You took all the fun for yourself again!
>>2857972
Ok I'll just. EMP!
>detonates EMP and runs
>>2857972
No that's what I'd hire teachers for, but I don't think they could teach you much.
>>2857983
>the young master just happens to have tripped out of the way of the orbs
L-lucky! But seriously what the heck lady! These are fake money, they are leafs in disguise!
>>2857972
You want me to be king? I'll be king, sounds fantastic.
>>2857956
Yeah sure, and I'm a boy. What kind of things do you eat?
>>2857943
It went right to heaven, it seems.
>>2857983
So you died?
>>2857994
Ohh, right, I remember.
What's the yellow light in them? And do they have their own consciousness?
>>2857983
Trying to do this again? Yeah, keep trying!
Even if you tried to use your impossible to dodge cards, those aren't match for me and my trump cards.
>Uses the cursed decoy doll to lure the homing orbs.
Alright, done eatin', who wants a fuckin' games to happen?
>>2858060
Will you rig them for me again?
>>2858060
not me
>>2858008
What make noise?
>>2858020
BECAUSE ME GRIMLOCK GENIUS! ME TEACH BETTER THAN TEACHERS. ME KING OF TEACHERS
>>2858025
ME GRIMLOCK NO SAID THAT. ONLY ME GRIMLOCK AM KING
>>2858032
No consciousness since they are magic, and those yellow lights are their eyes.
>>2858060
Would be lovely, buff human.
>>2858060
mee
>>2858032
Let's skip that question and focus on what's really important here.
You're trying to tell me this whole time you've been a guy dressed a girl?
>>2858060
R-Ready.
>>2858032
the young die so soon
>>2858060
But ofcourse
>>2858080
I'm glad you agree. For my first decree I order you to bring me a glass of chocolate milk.
>>2858060
Do it quickly.
>>2858080
Well I hired the teachers, so you're just the principal and I'm the king.
>>2858060
PRAISE THE SUN
AWWRIGHT, LET'S GET THIS SHIT UNDERWAY THEN!
DESPERADO GAMES 77!
RULES:
>First 47 TO REPLY TO THIS POST get in
>Previous champion (Dio) gets in for free
>No clone characters
>Please try to wait for others before you submit another character.
>Have fun!
>>2858005
They are slowly beginning to aggravate me.
>>2858032
No, I am a shrine maid so the boundaries between the living and the dead does not exist for me.
>>2858056
I am going to exterminate you if it's the last thing I do.
>>2858022
You're taunting me with them.
>>2858120
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2858120
Dean Ambrose
>>2858120
Sanmoto
>>2858120
Loto
>>2858120
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2858120
SAVE THE WORLD
>>2858120
Georgia Khatchadorian
>>2858120
Severa
>>2858120
Mii Swordfighter
>>2858120
Captain Luna
>>2858120
Reimu
>>2858120
King Kaito
>>2858120
The 362nd mobile infantry
>>2858120
Zenyatta
>>2858120
Agent York
>>2858120
Sanae Kochiya
>>2858121
I would have joined, it looked so fun
>>2858120
Supergirl
>>2858120
Premier Soviet
>>2858120
Casey Neistat
>>2858120
Sheamus
>>2858120
Lord Beerus
>>2858120
Crabman
>>2858120
Iris Archwell
>>2858120
Sliver Queen
>>2858121
>starts throwing money in the air to make it rain
There! The taunting is over!
>>2858120
Seija Kijin.
>>2858121
Are you sure?
>>2858120
Koyomi Araragi
>>2858120
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>2858120
Emperor
>>2858120
Furry porn
>>2858120
Misato
>>2858120
Benedict
>>2858081
>opens the bat mouth
but their mouths are glowing yellow too!
>>2858086
You're telling me you've been a LIZARD all along?
>>2858103
It's kind of ironic
Wait, you shouldn't be dancing over that
>>2858121
Are you sure you can just go there?
>>2858120
the Ghost
>>2858120
Cappy
>Female
>>2858120
Navy SEALs
>>2858120
Nanami Aoyama
>>2858120
Baki Hanma
>>2858120
Muffets ass
>>2858135
Good evening, nurse-chan.
>>2858120
Aikawa
>>2858120
Takumi
>>2858120
GRIMLOCK
>>2858107
ME NO BABYSITTER. ME GRIMLOCK
>>2858111
NO. ME GRIMLOCK KING. ONLY KING. ME GRIMLOCK HATE BOY PRETENDING TO BE GRIMLOCK
>>2858120
The Player
>>2858120
Gogo gadget
>>2858180
You're literally asking for me to beat the shit out of you.
>>2858120
Bikko
>>2858180
Well, I'm a bit exhausted
>>2858120
Nine-Ball
>>2858120
Vampy
>>2858185
My American rival.
>>2858204
Why would anyone want to pretend to be you?
>>2858191
Uh, go-good evening to you too, Anon...
>>2858214
Hot
>>2858204
I know you're not a babysitter, you're a subject, and as a subject you serve me.
Now bring me my chocolate milk before I banish you.
>>2858235
It's not good anymore, there's a pig scent around here, and it's too fucking unbearable.
>>2858180
Once again, it's just magic.
>>2858120
Brad
>>2858234
BECAUSE...ME GRIMLOCK THE GREATEST?
>>2858244
WHY YOU STILL IN CLASS? ME FAILED YOU. GET OUT OF ME GRIMLOCK'S SCHOOL
>>2858120
Late Cagliostro
>>2858120
Inkling Girl
>>2858215
well look, me being a girl is not a problem here. It's that you're just a lizard and I'm not, so don't get your hopes up!
>>2858221
Me too, now would be a good time to sleep huh
>>2858262
You will have to follow me around and keep the bat alive, so I can keep holding it! I wanna hug it later when I go to sleep.
>>2858235
Found this earlier you might like it.
>>2858281
How dare you raise your voice at your monarch! That's fifty push-ups
Behold, Kuga and Vreath's baby!
>>2858321
I appreciate it, but I already have that one, thanks anyway.
>>2858313
I will too, atleast until after the upcomming match
>>2858313
I wouldn't want you even as a last resort, you shit.
>>2858289
Looks like we're both late.
>>2858313
I only have so much magic.
>>2858335
But Kuga has white hair
>>2858120
We all good?
>>2858281
I'm just saying people should stick to being themselves.
>>2858330
it's not the real or the best guy anymore it's the real king, the best king.
>>2858339
Figured, thought it was perfect for this place. No problem brah
>>2858345
>>2858356
Seems like I'm the only one late here.
>>2858356
Looks good!
>>2858356
>>2858289
Please give Caglio my spot.
>>2858356
...I'm ready.
>>2858356
I see, you still remember who I really am, TopSun.
>>2858226
>>2858356
>>2858206
Give my spot to Vampy.
>>2858391
>>2858356
Don't do this. It's fine.
>>2858356
>>2858177
>>2858391
>Give Vampy her spot back.
>>2858356
I think it looks good, what about you, Zach?
>>2858356
I guess.
>>2858372
Done.
>>2858391
Done.
>>2858356
Awwright! BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY, LET'S GO RIGGING!
>>2858395
est jeder zeit fur Anschluss?
>>2858408
I was already in but thank you regardless.
>>2858409
Well it's too late now, good luck.
>>2858411
You sure?
>>2858360
Exactly.
>>2858431
Fucking fantastic.
>>2858360
IF PERSON IS STUPID, THEY SHOULD TRY BEING SOMEONE LESS STUPID! LIKE ME GRIMLOCK!
>>2858330
ME NO LIKE MONARCH. ME GRIMLOCK KING OF MONARCH. YOU DO GRIMLOCK'S PUSH-UPS FOR ME
>>2858436
>>2858438
>gives bowl of doritos
>pours chocolate milk into the doritos
>sprinkles sips.co dirt on top for flavor
bon apetité
>>2858433
Not today, Hitler. Germany got last place in the ESC again thanks to some 18 year old weebshit.
>>2858436
You were, but decided to swap.
>>2858436
There was no need at all for that Vampy.
>>2858340
so short?
>>2858343
Aww, why not? If it was for a last resort, I'd probably take you. Even though you're a lizard. But that doesn't mean anything.
>>2858345
Then you have to save it up for later!
>>2858443
Keeping shouting and i'll raise it to a hundred.
>>2858464
Aw you shouldn't of. Thanks guy.
>>2858467
>We deserved that.
>>2858443
whoa, someone would have to have the IQ of a carrot to be that dumb...
>>2858488
No need to be worried, I won't be gone forever.
>>2858510
>I agree. It's a shame someone like this had to represent us.
>>2858488
You're too stupid to notice the difference between a lizard and an alien, for starters.
You also don't have any looks whatsoever.
>>2858464
>>2858431
Kinda uneventful bloodbath, but some canon happening.
>>2858549
Two in a row...
>>2858534
>"represent"
>I didn't vote for her. Did you vote for her?
>Nobody I know voted for her.
>>2858549
I'm sorry Reimu, but hey, now you can go back to your shrine
>>2858491
NOOOOOOOOO
>>2858514
WHAT IS IQ?
>>2858549
ME GRIMLOCK TRANSFORM. ME GRIMLOCK FASTEST
>>2858517
Well that doesn't sound very long. You should probably sleep more!
>>2858537
I have quite the looks going for me if I were to show them! For example, what are you looking for?
>>2858549
Get back here!
>>2858488
You should get a real bat, they're awesome.
>>2858477
Thank you for putting me back in, I appreciate it.
>>2858448
Goodluck.
>>2858549
Looks like I'm having crab.
>>2858569
>Germany split when?
>>2858586
Maybe I should.
CRAWLING
>>2858583
>Pets
>>2858372
I was away, so I'm pretty late on this, but thanks, brah.
>>2858592
You're welcome.
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiii
>>2858631
Brah? That's a strange thing to call a demon.
>>2858549
...Don't really have anything funny to say.
>>2858596
>No, divided, we are weak.
>We need to cut away the sick flesh.
>>2858592
I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement here.
Let's not make any rash decisions.
>>2858583
Nevermind, I'm not the king, the real king, the best king, is the king.
>>2858647
We shall plunder! Onwards!
>>2858592
I don't think I could take care of one. And they're probably not as cute either!
>>2858613
Yeah you can't just sleep for one hour, that's not enough!
>>2858647
Thank you!
>>2858647
>>2858583
Now get me my chocolate milk
>>2858586
Hot guys. Something you're not.
>>2858569
>I would never vote for a weeaboo. But I also didn't vot for Lena back then, but was still happy because she's pretty cute.
>>2858596
>Happened already, but David Hasselhoff reunited us.
>>2858647
I could easily take them out now. I don't know why we hunt together.
>>2858644
Would you prefer Broseph?
>>2858623
WHAT FACELESS MAN DOING?
>>2858647
HMM, NO SNARL TO STOP ME GRIMLOCK FROM COOKING CESIUM SALAMI...
>>2858662
Maybe you should do the same
>>2858647
Can't we just let them be for a while?
>>2858677
>Petsu
>>2858668
What's hot? Lizards shouldn't be looking for hot guys, you know.
>>2858681
I will, but not yet!
>>2858639
I'll try my best to remember that I owe you a spot.
>>2858662
Yes they are, they're also more fluffy.
>>2858655
Agreements for what?
>>2858647
Could you look for me? I'm pretty tired.
>>2858670
>I never even got asked.
>Where do you vote for this thing?
>But yeah, Lena was cute. Her songs got old fast though.
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