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>>2848540
CUM
JULAY!
BUT DURING THE STONE AGE
>>2848540
YOU OPEN UP THAT WINDOW
WE LOST THE LEAD
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
LOCK UP THE THROTTLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPKfpPw6jMo&list=PLAX8JHUJcFR2gh_WG3YJBITuO-tODVCcJ
>>2848540
THIS IS HOW ANGRY I AM
HUUURRRRRAAAAHAHAHA
Reminder that Chris has spent literally thousands of dollars on Lego.
>>2848546
HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
>12 posts in
>no one adds OPEN THAT DOOR
Do you people even play videogames?
>>2848540
He want a boyfriend free girl so bad he became a boyfriend free girl.
>>2848550So have I.
reeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH
>>2848540
TREAD ON MEE
>>2848545
WEVE TAKEN THE LEAD
>>2848540
WANNA FALL IN LOVE
And I just won . . .
I just won . . .
I . . .
>tfw he thinks he can will his dingus into a chyna via hypnosis
At this point I don't know what to this of Chris, he's not violently crazy, he's just so fucking weird at this point, he became more meme than man.
It's been awhile. What's the news on Chris? Any new happenings?
>>2848560
>he's not violently crazy
Dangerous Gas Unlawful Release
>>2848560
He's kind of violent though. he sprayed a guy with mace simply because he got triggered by sonic the hedgehog having the wrong color arms.
Also he's way past weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzTIKXv3vCo
I just won
>>2848559
You'd think the CWC train would have stopped years ago but he just keeps going and going. I still keep expecting for a video where the reveals that it was all an elaborate psychological experiment
>Chris releases a new video
>He talks about his legos and starts sperging about how Lego discriminates against lesbian souls
>suddenly he starts laughing
>"Oh shit, I can't do this anymore"
>Chris takes off his wig and clears his throat
>he starts talking in a deep voice
>"We've had many marvelous years together, but now I must reveal the truth..."
>camera zooms out, shows that his room is just a tv set
>a boom mic becomes visible along with several production people
>"You see, this has all been an elaborate psychological experiment to see how far the internet will go"
>"It has been the most interesting eight years, I've learned a lot"
>"I wish to thank you all for your time"
>>2848562
>>2848563
I would say he's not consistently violent, which is almost more frighting in a way because you never know what is going to trigger him, I mean his whole last giant outburst was based around the color of Sonic's arms.
I wonder how out there stuff will get after Barb passes away, she's the last bit of resistance to stop Chris from going fully over the tipping over whatever he's doing gender wise now.
Literal meme magic...
LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAY
>>2848560
I can't figure out if trans Chris is a convoluted scheme to get women or if he's always had the tranny mental disorder but suppressed it due to autism and his parents.
I think the whole fear of becoming gay, starting at sailor moon ritual and Crystal Chandler all indicate the later.
>>2848565
Problem with that theory is the fact Chris is one of the most documented humans on the planet. His autism literally spawned a whole subset of autism dedicated to studying himself and other autists who people want to make the next Chris Chan. A lot of the whole relationship between Chris and his 'fans' is kinda of like an ouroboros of shit.
>>2848569
>Crystal Chandler
>mfw if Chris can't have a daughter he's going to become his daughter
>>2848563
>He's kind of violent thoug
He's not though. If you watch the video of the event he sort of vaguely sprays in the direction of the Gamestop guy while running out of the store. The guy who was maced didn't even really get hit by anything and admitted that he was fine but it still technically constituted assault so Chris got brought up on charges.
All the people who've known Chris personally and witnessed his interactions with people in real life agree that he is a colossal coward who will back down and run away at even the slightest hint of confrontation. These days he's in such poor health that he can't even really gather up the energy to rant and yell like he used to either.
>>2848566
He's most likely going to end up institutionalized or in jail at some point, they're probably gonna put him in the loony bin as soon as barb dies unless housing him ends up being cheaper.
Either way he will be a massive burden to the state and the tax payer until the day he dies.
>>2848571
I'm referring to his imaginary twin sister, the one that was mentioned in the infamous She Came for Chris / Megan event.
>>2848573
Jesus, that made me think of what'll happen when Barb does kick the bucket. There's no way in hell Chris can live on his own. I wonder if his inevitable institutionalization will spell the end of Christory?
>>2848574
It amazes me how no one in Hollywood has picked up on Chris's life yet, he'd be a pure American tragedy of a documentary subject.
>>2848573
This sadly was inevitable ever since he didn't receive the extreme mental health care he needed when he was in Elementary School
That's the real sad story of Christian. He has been isolated most of his life without the proper psychological treatment that would have been necessary for him to be a functional human being
>>2848575
>I wonder if his inevitable institutionalization will spell the end of Christory?
Of course not, eventually he'll realize the only people who will visit him are those dang dirty trolls, he'll crave any attention like he had almost a decade ago, you can tell he still wishes it was 2008 in a lot of fb posts.
>>2848578
What did he mean by this?
>moving this thread
Chris will always be vidya, you fucking jerkops.
I didn't even know this place existed.
>>2848589
for good reason. it's mostly just furshit.
>>2848578
This will forever be a mystery, as only Chris knows how this is possibly a joke.
When did CHRIS FUCKING CHAN not become vidya? Do these people not know of their past?
>>2848598
I know the actual meaning. It has to do with cavemen being stupid.
In his mind it makes complete sense. Taking it at face value its utter lunacy.
>>2848622
Chris is the true contrarian.
>>2848622
Okay this is the first time I've heard someone say they get it. Can you explain how you got to that conclusion?
>>2848630
Cavemen are so dumb they would need to be told something twice, in Chris's view.
>>2848644
wow
>>2848630
I asked him.
Did you guys like Asperchu?
This is Matthew Kacey's father
>>2848644
Exactly. The funniest part was when asked about it even he had to read it again and again to figure out what it meant
>>2848663
Okay then I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the answer he gave wasn't the original intention. It probably one he made up on the spot because he forgot the actual meaning of the joke
>>2848589
worst board on 4chan and is the reason for the furry upsurge, they think it means they're accepted because it allows furry porn.
Likewise, it's useful for removing offtopic without ruining a good thread, though only a few mods send stuff here
>>2848700
To me it looks to be more about a joke on wiping out the dinosaurs or something.
>>2848618
It's considered e-celeb trash by a select few autists that kept bitching so much the mods just delete them now.
>>2848644
That.. Makes perfect sense.
>>2848618
I'm glad they didn't prune it at least.
>>2848578
The thing that amazes me the most about CWC is that he has not shown one tiny bit of improvement when it comes to art.
Surely if you spend that much time drawing, there must be the tiniest, slightest improvement? Why is there no sign of it?
>>2848700
I'm 95% sure that's what he meant. That wasn't the direct answer he gave either. This was a long conversation that had a really long explanation about how he eventually came up with it and distilled down until this was conclusive answer.
Chris Chan's mind is weird. He needed to bring his mind through the process of when he came up with the joke though the oddest details that formed the creation of the joke
Its clearly a lame Chris Chan joke (random access humor) and if you think a caveman has to be told twice because they are thick in the head.
Chris finds making fun of stupid people funny. Fits Chris Chan's hypocritical personality like a glove
>>2848726
and now you partly understand how Chris Chan's mind works
>>2848540
YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME?
DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A CWC LIKE ME?
DON'TCHA?
DON'TCHA?
>>2848758
He doesn't draw that much, it took him forever to release each comic.
>>2848847
between the vidya games, fapping, girlfriend and troll chats, going to the mall with his mom, and playing with his toys he couldn't find the time
I still think he's one of the funniest humans on the planet
Chris fills me with the most depressing nostalgia for the late 2000s.
The Wii/HEXbox/PS3 [LIFE UPGRADE, I WOULD THROW AWAY THE CURE FOR AUTISM!] DS/PSP generation of consoles and games, the internet before centralization had really ramped up to full power. Chris Chan when he was regularly hilarious instead of intermittently depressing. Me when there was still hope.
I still look back, but [un?]like Chris I know I'll never go back to my own Manchester High School. It's all over now.
>>2848580
>>2848622
>>2848644
>>2848663
I don't understand how people have trouble with it. Sure it's awkward, but you think 'well if they were two people in the stone age, why would they need to be told twice? Oh, cave humans, I see.'
It'd probably be more sensible, though still awkward, like
'What the...?!! SONICHU! RUN!'
'Well who WOULDN'T run from THAT?!?! Maybe a neanderthal...'
>>2849025
It made sense in Chris's head.
No one understands it reading the comic. Its literally impossible to pull that from what he wrote
Why did the CWCki go down a few days ago?
please donate
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Please,_Donate
>>2848551
HOW DOES IT WORK?
>>2848540
HAS NO SYLE
Would it be the most degenerate thing to want to fuck that girl?
>>2851665
>girl
>>2851665
>girl
>>2851665
it has to be bait
>>2849025
No, it's a joke about somebody starting a long, rambling story when they have more important things to do. Like when Grandpa Simpson goes off on a tangent.
>>2848550
it would be more upsetting when you put the fact it was 1,000 dollars of Virginian tax payers' dollars on Lego.
>or the taxpayer money for theses United States, i have no idea how welfare works, i'm not on it.
>>2848576
I think someone did a documentary on him for a school project and posted it on youtube.
heartump.
>>2848540
You forget about me
Are there any other lolcows that can match Chris? Will someone take the mantle or is Chris a remnant of the old internet?
>>2883480
If only Jace was real... I almost cried when I found out it was all fake.
>>2883480
No one in the world can possibly top Chris, in part because he was essentially the first big lolcow, partly because no one could match his ability to do some different dumb shit, while most lolcows dry up when one thing becomes boring to make fun of, but also because of banality of it all, almost, where even the most basic shit in his life became a circus.
Yeah, there are people who are weirder, more deserving of attention/criticism than a retarded person, and people who output so much more, but Chris is unique and so entwined in online culture that he'll forever be the lolcow.
>>2851665
>girl
>>2848618
We have regular Chris chan threads on /co/ that reach auto sage
>>2848589
Welcome to /fur/ anon
>>2883480
David Gonterman historically.
>>2848618
>thinks people posting on /v/ have been there for more than a year
bump
I have never seen a piece of art so accurate.
