Hg thread
>>2844770
The one death on this day makes me upset.
hi
>>2844846
Yo!
>>2844830
What on the what? Ho- ew, I hate all of you for this, because I can only blame you all.
>>2844770
...I see no purpose in going.
>>2844815
>She simply sits down amongst them
>>2844807
Ah....
>She frowns heavily
...The fact that they created us does not give them the...right to terminate our existence.
>>2844846
Greetings.
>>2844846
Why hello there, Faceless, would you like some coffee?
>>2844815
Sorry Ram...hehe
>>2844815
The one thing I enjoy here is the shape the tributes make. I do not know why.
>>2844846
Hello!
>>2844862
I don't know why, but I like this ava.
>>2844846
Hey, brah.
>>2844846
I don't look like an onion, right? Right?
Kuro, Here I remade your 21st Witch Games Win Card.
Thanks for the Render.
>>2844886
I've been told I have a charm about me, I hope you're not falling for me, faceless.
who are your friends hg
>>2844858
I have come to accept whatever she may plan for me. But you could not even do that.
>>2844869
It was the walrus's fault.
>>2844886
Play his source, his character's the fucking best.
>>2844891
you kind of do, sorry
>>2844846
>>2844857
When it comes to the career of a fashion model, you have to be prepared to make sacrifices~
>>2844745
>Straightens up after I finish dusting myself off.
Lambda it is then, well lambda I am your highness King Kaito, but just Kaito is fine.
>>2844891
You do have the shape of an onion, the peels stringing out are pretty much your hairlocks blustering over your head.
>>2844807
You do have a life of your own Ram. You do have a choice.
>>2844870
How odd. They were enjoying each other's time yesterday.
>>2844886
>Deadly Premonition is pretty great.
>>2844910
And by that, you mean watch Twin Peaks, THEN play Deadly Premonition
>>2844897
No, thank you.
>>2844912
Oh.
>>2844917
But why there? Who's gonna legally watch you in that spot?
>>2844922
You're not helping.
>>2844870
>Sits down
>>2844908
It is...normal for beings to value their continued survival.
>>2844918
Greetings, Kaito.
>She pauses, examining him before once again making eye contact
>>2844935
Executing termination protocols.
>>2844955
Whoever buys the damn magazine.
>>2844935
>he flicks the bullet off his forehead
I guess I am out. Primitive ass planet.
And is Perfection or Sonia Nevermind here currently?
Because I made a mistake to the numberings...
This one is the fixed one, Just in case if you're here.
Hello.
>>2844935
Oh. All of my favorites have lost.
>>2844968
Disgusting, perverts.
>>2844955
It's not really my task to help. It's but my knowledge that I have to show and so I follow up on that.
>>2844964
>Watches as she scans me.
Is there something wrong? I mean no ill will if that's what you're looking for.
>>2844981
...O-o-o-oo-o-o-ow.
>>2844976
Hey man. You missed a cool scene earlier
Do we need a host after this one?
>>2844981
Serves you right rust bucket.
>>2845006
Good, I'm glad
>>2844981
I'm not a favorite?
>>2844981
It goes back to being peaceful. It is like they are taunting me.
>>2844976
Greetings.
>>2845004
...Your threat level is...lower, regardless. You are...not human, correct?
>>2845019
I am primarily organic.
...But I cannot dispute the necessity of my...retribution for such violence.
>>2845023
Embrace harmony host
You know what would be rad? Some takeshi's castle/MXC games.
>>2845010
Hmm? Seems I've struck a nerve now, haven't I, Onion-chan?
>>2845014
Surprisingly, yes.
>>2845020
Really? Had a bunch of games in a short time period, lot of chances to win!
>>2845039
It's Emília.
>>2845034
Hi!
>>2845045
Good, glad
>>2845037
That's actually not a bad idea.
>>2845014
No.
>>2845022
You are tolerable to the remaining ones.
>>2844964
That is a problem. I believe I do want to continue existing. However I never disobeyed an order from her.
>>2844934
I wish to not bother her. But it is a fact that I will listen to her. Right?
>>2845066
Okay. I will just host later.
>>2845023
Of course. As I said that he was tolerable.
>>2845056
Nerve detected. So how does it make you feel to know that you're appearance is comparable to an onion...
Wait, I know the answer to that, it would make you feel horrible. I'm certain that I'm right on this, aren't I, Onion-chan?
>>2845034
Hey, you're pretty observant, no I'm not, I'm a machine like yourself.
>>2845066
Well we are her children, it's only natural that we'd listen. But there's a point where you have to decide what you want to do.
>>2845066
...If she has forsaken you, why should you remain loyal?
>>2845077
>She frowns softly
I am primarily organic.
>>2845059
Hi Eruna-chan!
>>2845066
So you kill me off?
>I'm dying right now.
>>2845076
I don't look like an onion, I don't look like an onion, I don't look like an onion.
>>2845072
Th-This peace is comforting, and tolerable. Perhaps? I do need a tinge of tranquility once in my life.
>>2845092
Hi
>>2845072
It is over
>>2845094
I do not control what happens.
>>2845099
Repeating the same over and over won't change the truth about you, Onion-chan. Keep that in mind, even if you try so hard to make it change.
>>2845111
Is that all I get from you?
>>2845059
Terse.
>>2845115
Congrats, Shenlong.
Thanks for hosting, brown babe.
>>2845104
Be one with the universe m-
>>2845115
*crash*
>>2845118
I don't look like a freaking ONION!
>>2845091
Sorry I worded that wrong I suppose I meant we're both created by people, but apparently for very different reasons.
>>2845115
I know, I was only joking.
>>2845115
Crumble before me~! Yet again humanity, has failed.
give me (You)s
>>2845124
hi
>>2845126
I don't speak Australian
>>2845137
If I'm going to be frank, you look exactly like an Onion, a nice long look in the mirror never hurt anybody.
>>2845115
Congratulations. I will make the card.
>>2845104
>>2845115
...Unfortunately short-lasted.
>>2845144
I...have the sensation that you...presumed incorrectly. My own purposes are...varied.
>>2845154
Congratulations, sir.
Thank you for having us, Ramlethal.
>>2845115
Thanks for hosting, beast.
>>2845137
Looks like you're slowly starting to turn into a red onion instead. You shouldn't make yourself angrier than you currently are, I know that red onions are sharper than the normal ones...
It might just turn out into you ending up harming yourself
>She laughs
>>2845148
>>2845149
Try it one more time, but this time be a little more cheerful!
>>2845154
Congratulations Shen! Thank you for hosting, Rambo!
>>2845148
You are your own worst enemy.
>>2845154
Congratulations and thank you for hosting Ram. I'll win one of your games someday
>>2845149
I'm American?
>>2845148
ok deal
>>2845154
The standings.
>>2845151
You shut your mouth! you keep it shut until the Koreans get along!
>>2845154
Thanks for hosting.
>>2845165
Shut up! Atleast I don't wear stupid hats! Atleast I have a title! Atleast I look important!
>>2845167
>>2845169
>>2845173
>her faith in the community=gone
you guys aren't supposed to give me (you)s
goddamn.
>>2845167
Hi!!
>>2845173
You look Nepalese to me
>>2845186
But then I'll keep my mouth shut forever, and that, my little onion friend, just won't do.
>>2845192
>>2845195
I guess that's good enough for now...
>>2845186
Oh a puppet!
>Uses your plush body as a makeshift jizz rag
Phew! Couldn't find a rag anywhere!
>>2845192
All deserve the attention of the universe.
>>2845177
...Thank you.
Mid thread entry in 5-7 minutes.
>>2845216
That's enough exertion for today.
>>2845163
>>2845165
>>2845133
>>2845186
>>2845206
>>2845225
You are all welcome. A calm way to end this madness.
Hihi! How is everybody tonight?
you didn't say which vers of hanerbutt
>>2845201
I'm not an onion. And I don't have friends, so shut up already.
>>2845218
>swaps herself with another ragdoll
I'm not even that kind of doll.
>>2845186
An onion can't really look important at any time, unless you're ending up in a three-star dish in some high-end restaurant. Which I don't see happening any time soon.
I don't have to wear this hat, it's just comfy and titles are but honorary and carry no value but to come down when you eventually lose it all.
>>2845163
How so? All I can tell is from the way you speak you're definitely not for entertainment, because that's what I'm for.
>>2845233
I hate you.
>>2845236
OH a free doll!
>Tosses your plush body to my dog to use as a chew toy
>>2845233
Pretty alright!
Wow~! Heh!killing you without breaking a sweat, alleviated all the stress I had. Oh yeah, thanks ram.
>>2845145
Here.
>>2845242
Just shut up already...
>>2845232
Thanks for hosting Rammy! Sorry this was late...
>>2845233
>Loto weakly waves at her.
Fine.
>>2845192
But I'm lonely.
>>2845195
How so?
>>2845231
Come back after you drink about five energy drinks.
>>2845233
It's horrible, but that's how it normally is. I hope you're doing better mugu-chan.
>>2845236
But you are, in fact, an onion.
I bet you'd taste fantastic on a hamburger.
>>2845233
All systems appear to be optimal.
>>2845245
>She falters slightly, looking at the ground
I am...new, to talking, relatively speaking, My sisters are...much better at it.
>>2845254
>runs away from the dog
Get it away from me!
>>2845233
The night treats well child.
im going back to inactivity fuck you guys
>>2845233
erp w/ me pls
>>2845258
You are welcome.
>>2845233
Hello... Megumu.
>>2845091
It was all I ever known.
>>2845086
This will be difficult.
>>2845289
Peace be with you.
>>2845279
Oh great, I'm the "onion" that lands on a burger...
>>2845233
Hey kid, welcome back.
>>2845289
Pls stay.
>>2845261
You don't really know a lot Onion-chan. You'd prove me wrong if you did and you wouldn't acknowledge either of it...
But you do, it's amusing...
>>2845289
Goodbye Tsubasa-chan, good luck out there.
>>2845282
>Starts taking bets on whether you'll outrun the dog or not.
>>2845246
E-eh?
Do I know you?
>>2845256
That's good! I'm doing good too! Ehehe...
>>2845269
Just fine? Maybe there's something I can do to help make it better?
>>2845278
I-I'm doing fine...
Ummm... Could you not call me that though?
>>2845281
Hm? What does that mean?
>>2845284
Uwaa!~
Are you a robot? Robots are cool!
>>2845292
What's that?
>>2845299
Rammy-chan! Hihi!
>Hugs.
>>2845275
Just got that Maltese look
>>2845278
I had one of those once,
never again
The siege of Minas Tirith 0.8
First 24(I'll bump if the extras are not just filler) entries will be accepted.
Only entry posts with image + name will be allowed to compete.
The code is still in beta phase, so errors and mistakes are expected in it. (300 events/3 arenas)
If you see a broken event/grammar error feel free to point it out, so I can fix it for the next round.
Both the backgrounds and winscreens are temporary. They were made to make the test rounds less painful and to reward your patience. CSS for the game is not done yet.
Any kind of feedback about the code and the game is appreciated.
IC commentary will come when the code and my hosting skills reach an acceptable level.
Have fun.
>>2845307
Of course, that's where an onion belongs, a burger isn't complete with an onion, it adds to the taste.
>>2845327
Izuko Gaen
>>2845320
It's where I give you the sex. Intercourse. Coitus.
>>2845327
Megumu
>>2845309
Hihi, Lumberjack-kun!
>>2845327
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2845327
Agent York
>>2845329
>Without an onion
>brb sudoku
>>2845327
playing dark souls Haners
>>2845327
Machi
>>2845327
Brad
>>2845327
Lambda-11
>>2845299
...And torture was all that I had known. We are capable of...surpassing such limitations.
>>2845320
>She pauses visible
I am...well.
>>2845327
Elphelt
![LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sAgEhJf.jpg "LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg")
>>2845327
Asakura Ryoko
>>2845320
But Mugu-chan sounds cuuute!
>>2845326
Maybe you should inject energy into your veins?
>>2845327
Natsuki Subaru
>>2845320
...No. This is fine.
>>2845327
Loto
>>2845327
Shenlong
>>2845327
Lumberjack Feat. Drake
>>2845327
Captain Eruna
>>2845327
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2845327
Kurumi
>>2845327
Ririchiyo
>>2845327
A depressed onion
>>2845320
I think myself no different from you. But yes I am.
>>2845327
Zenyatta
>>2845327
Srs Tmki
>>2845327
Bikko
>>2845327
Crabman
>>2845327
Iso
Maria and Harusame
>>2845327
>>2845327
King Kaito
>>2845281
Well this is just the place to help with that, and don't worry about it nobody's good at something when they start.
>>2845327
Junko Enoshima
>>2845171
I can not believed I missed my own sister. Maybe one day.
>>2845264
It is fine. A thanks is appreciated.
>>2845327
Ramlethal Valentine
Give me 7 more and I'll make it 36.
Noct
>>2845327
Late brain
>>2845314
But I am not.
>>2845319
>trips
>>2845329
You're mean, meaner than the others.
>>2845404
Kneesocks
>>2845326
Like...the Falcon? It's entirely possible there's some of that region hiding in my family tree, but I'm primarily Irish and German.
>>2845337
Kun? What's that mean?
>>2845404
Bardock
>>2845404
Distraught go
>>2845320
I needed that.
>>2845351
You... have to be wrong.
>>2845320
So, I'm Eruna, and you?
>>2845355
That might make it worse..
>>2845404
Misato
>>2845404
Isla
>>2845404
Belto-san and his milk
>>2845412
Sometimes the truth is hurtful.
>>2845327
Jun
I will just leave it at 24 and allow more swaps.
>>2845341
Stocking?
>>2845422
U-Uh... maybe just talking? I don't know...
>>2845442
(Oh poopy I forgot my image but it doesn't matter anyway.)
>>2845453
I'm afraid you have me confused with someone else, faceless.
>>2845422
Zenyatta was the name given unto me. What name has the universe given you child?
>>2845444
But no one will swap me since i'm always late.
>>2845380
...I have been in such a condition since my arrival here, approximately. But you are...correct, in that I was not made for entertainment.
>>2845422
>She smiles fainlty
...Good.
>>2845426
>She tilts her head slightly
Why is that?
>>2845422
Buuut Mugu sounds cuter, don't you think? It sounds like you're a three-legged puppy that's trying to make it's way in the world.
>>2845432
I didn't know better was considered worse. It would definitely work faster than drinking it, and you seem to be the kinda woman that likes things that work fast.
>>2845444
>30 UIDS keeping it a 24
Wat?
>>2845412
Yet all that's provided in front of everyone's eyes proves the opposite. Don't you think lying is a bad thing to do, Onion-chan?
It's obvious to anyone who has a slight chance of knowledge that you are in denial of your resemblance to an onion, it's amusing for me.
>>2845496
That's not the problem here.
>>2845385
I didn't like earlier today, I couldn't really keep up, But it's probably because I'm only used to one host.
>>2845370
Hi Bikko! How are you tonight?
>>2845479
What brings you here? And what are you made for exactly?
>>2845420
It's part of the nickname I thought up for you.
Do you like it?
>>2845426
Really? Did something happen, Rammy-chan?
>>2845432
My name's Megumu. Nice to meet you!
>>2845458
Mm! I can talk!
Eheheh... What do you want to talk about?
>>2845475
Umm... my parents named me Megumu. Is that what you mean?
>>2845479
Hmm... are you sad about something? Do you need cheering up?
>>2845496
E-eh? A three-legged puppy?
>>2845385
I can be invisible at times, it's alright.
>>2845519
That's right. The problem here is that you're lacking in energy and motivation, and you need to fix that problem pronto.
>>2845529
Yeah. A puppy that always looks like it's crying. You're just like that!
>>2845479
I do not believe I am capable of that. Even if I did, I would have no idea what I could do next.
>>2845529
I believe I am in the middle of a crisis.
>>2845528
It was a mess earlier.
>>2845533
That is no excuse for me.
>>2845529
U-Um... w-what's your favorite time of food?
I take everything back
Way too tired for this
>>2845529
If this is the name you think and choose to go by. Then yes, it is. May I ask why one as young as you is doing in such a place?
>>2845555
It was all based on a grudge too it seemed..
>Checked.
>>2845528
...Originally, testing and experimentation. Currently...combat. My arrival here was...an accident.
>>2845529
>She frowns, her voice dull and blank
I...did not mean to imply I was unhappy.
>>2845555
One must remain...open to the potential.
>>2845476
Another smug Lapis
http://66.media.tumblr.com/5cefa32673f5c50efa48de8b8d42cac8/tumblr_o73b91khlg1thg744o6_r2_1280.png
Check it and swap if you feel like it.
>>2845498
Sue me.
>>2845575
Goodnight
>kissu
>>2845529
Yeah, it's endearing. Thanks kid. I oughta come up with one for you. I'll think about it.
>>2845575
Not Maltese then. Gotcha.
>>2845575
Goodnight Eruna. I hope you get back your energy.
>>2845612
>Off by two.
Damn.
>>2845612
It's a-okay to me.
>>2845612
>>2845392
>>2845352
Switch me for Ram please
>>2845612
I'm alive...
I have to keep it that way...
I have to be totally cereal.
>>2845612
Kind host could you please give my spot unto
>>2845442
>>2845468
>>2845612
Well then, let's see what all these oddities can do. I'm sure most of them won't be able to do all that much, a shame.
>>2845612
Looks good
>>2845549
I don't feel like a crying puppy...
>>2845555
Can I help?
>>2845563
Hmmm... I like barbecue!
The spicier the better!
>>2845575
Oh...
Bye-bye, Eruna-chan!
>>2845576
I don't know, I'm just sort of here.
Ehehe... Weird, huh?
>>2845598
D-did I say something bad?
>>2845620
My name is Megumu, if that helps.
>>2845612
Looks great, let us get a move on, Zach.
>>2845612
Nice.
>>2845598
I won't ask about the testing or experimentation, but you said your being here is an accident?
>>2845638
TRACKSUIT! FRONT AND CENTER!
>>2845618
Is this going to be a thing now then?
>>2845612
swap >>2845344
for
>>2845379
Someone give me the /co/ code list so I can host after
>>2845645
(Oh ah thank you but you don't need to.)
>>2845684
Thanks Hane, now what are you doing? Paying the rent or something.
>>2845593
That is the oddest part about it. would they have done it if it was not like that?
>>2845598
I... will see what our next encounter will be to decide that. As of now, I have no information on which to do.
>>2845640
El. I do not deserve this but I will try my best.
>>2845659
Just stay near me.
>>2845659
I-I like... um... chill peppers. T-Those taste good.
>>2845659
Certainly the universe has plans for you to be here, strange as it may be.
>>2845689
Take it my child, learn from the experiences you may partake in here.
>>2845687
Here
http://pastebin.com/aS0DezVt
>>2845699
im playing vidya
i dont pay rent for your anal caverns
>>2845683
>kissu
>>2845689
>gives head pats
>>2845659
Do you feel like a crying kitten instead? Come to think of it you do kind of remind me of a little kitten.
>>2845681
Do you have to be so loud?
Roster 1.2.
Bloodbath in 2 minutes.
>It's another wait out the dead hours and finally go to bed after no games night
>>2845700
You do deserve it. Do your best.
>>2845731
Serious thoughts... must maintain serious thoughts...
>>2845659
I am merely...confused. You did not cause offense.
>>2845681
>She nods once
While undergoing transport to what would have been my first...field test, I was instead taken here. I have yet to discover how to replicate such a phenomenon.
>>2845700
...Determine your interests and...pursue them, or so I would recommend.
>>2845744
The worst time of night.
>>2845744
I'm curious as how you'd even manage to miss all these similar oddities...
...especially when there were at least 10 in the past 5 hours and 33 minutes.
>>2845716
W-well alright them talking robot~
>>2845725
Who did that!?
Bloobath.
>>2845772
Cute! CUTE!
>>2845700
I doubt it, it seemed like as soon as that first guy started hosting all of the other hosts went into a frenzy, I'm glad you waited.
>>2845727
WHO'S GANNA WIN TRACKSUIT?!
>>2845756
Well you could have been teleported to worse places.
>>2845778
Then what cute little animal do you wanna be, Mugu-chan?
>>2845791
I really wanna touch her hair.
>>2845778
Y-Yeah... they are the best, w-well... to me.
>>2845772
It's so much easier to miss a mid thread entry than a new thread entry. Literally on the next tab thinking every new alert is just one of you fags being super autistic like usual.
>>2845791
Mokou-chan! Noooo!!!!
Night guys. Gotta sleep all night after all.
>>2845659
Megumu...I'll sleep on it.
>>2845791
That was easy enough. There was hardly any resistance as I was making my arrival.
>>2845791
Orcs are bad creatures that don't do that thing right? Unless... Did she have sex with the orc? Lets follow and and see if we can find out.
>>2845778
Not even I could tell you the strange plans of fate. Just know it always has the correct idea.
>>2845789
>the robot places a hand upon your head
Zenyatta is the name the universe gave unto me. Go with peace my child and remember to have fun.
>>2845829
May your rest be fruitful.
>>2845829
Id tell you goodnight, but you could have gave me your spot since you're leaving, so fuck off :^). Salty go best go.
>>2845805
Probably someone in the game?
>>2845829
Stay safe, Woodland critter.
>>2845778
>She appears ever so slightly confused
...In what sense?
>>2845791
>She lurches to her feet, but says nothing
>>2845805
I must...agree with this.
>She smiles faintly
>>2845829
Farewell.
>>2845789
Just someone who thinks you're adorable. Can I keep doing it?
>>2845791
I will not die first again.
>>2845754
I will.
>>2845778
Have you ever made a decision that may change your life?
>>2845756
I have a few interests. Or at least one.
Day 1.
>>2845805
I guess so. I picked what would have been the best time.
>>2845772
Who is this cutie?
