>HEY THERE /TRASH/
So we just got a fuckton of money and a wide open space, and we thought "lets make a theme park"
We don't have much yet but i have a feeling this place will get pretty popular.
Now lets start this up, lets have some fun!
>Dubs decides the name of the park and the first ride
>>2840951
Fuckboy avrnue
Foot Fetish Fair
Balloon Stand
>>2840951
Ms.Trish's Wild Rides
Balloon Stand
>>2841240
I second this
>>2841447
I decided to erect some chain link fences and a No Entry sign, as well as hire 3 armed guards to patrol the entrance.
Nobody is leaving.
>Dubs still names park and first ride
>7 names the 3 security guards
>>2841570
Ed, Edd and Eddy
>>2841562
FR tho, vote for FFF.
>>2841570
Todd Howard, Robert Altman, Geoff Keighley.
It's a security guard's job to ruin fun, right?
>>2841740
kek not 7 but it'll do nicely
>>2841800
>dubs
The park's name is now "kek not 7 but it'll do nicely"
>>2841740
Sorry guys my internet actually hates me today.
The staff list is looking pretty nice, don't you think?
Also i built a Toilet, it costs $3 to enter and you must walk up a massive staircase to get there.
>2 names the toilet, dubs names park and first ride still applies
>>2842185
>Toilet
Your Waifu
>Park
I support "Foot Fetish Fair"
>Ride
Balloon Stand is the only correct answer.
>>2840951
roll for auschwitz and the Holocoaster
Made a Food Court/Shopping area.
7 Spaces, Post the type of stall you want and the name.
3 names the food court area, the place where they all are.
OK so here's the overview.
I'm changing the Dubs names into
>0 names park
>1 names first ride
>3 names food court area
no gets needed for the places in the food court, just the first 7.
>>2842279
The toilet has been named 'Your Waifu' because i like it.
Get rolling!
>>2842645
>Park: Cheermno!
>First ride: The Holocoaster
>Food Court: The Oven
>>2843332
Re-roll
>>2843332
Am currently in process of making rollercoaster.
Will be named 'Holocoaster' or something along the lines of that
>>2843383
>3
Yay!
Can we keep rolling for the others?
>>2843383
Food Court Get
>>2843332
>>2843383
The Oven, now all it needs are some places.
No gets here, just the first 7.
All you need to do is say the type of place and the name, and if you're one of the first 7 people, it gets made.
No doubles.
>>2843411
sure
annnnnd go!
>>2843572
You're gonna need a Hitler Fried "Chicken"
Aaaannnd...
>>2843742
...A gift shop that sells these:
>>2843742
>>2843757
I hope it was everything you've ever hoped it would be.
5 SPOTS LEFT
WE NEED SOME DRINKS
>>2840951
>this new
first things first:
>make lake
>build ride raised on top of lake
>yay ride
>delete ride and path to ride
>don't save guests from drowning
It's a more expensive version of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrXIpoy2odU&ab_channel=Dinkydau00
>>2844355
Do it, faggot
>>2844036
remov kebab
captcha is provocative
>>2844444
fug
>>2844355
they cant drown in RCT 3
i've tried
>>2844637
oh shit I forgot (its been a while), didnt they make it so people couldnt die even in rollercoaster crashes?
Have an old coaster from when I was like 14
https://youtu.be/kMjB6CrXnHg?t=99
>>2844719
i think so yea.
shame.
OK HERES THE COASTER 5 NAMES IT
>>2845712
you forgot pic. Call it the Trasher
did you remove the kebabs? I mean, I got two dubs and a quint. Remove the fucking kebab.
>>2845712
oh shit forgot file give me a minute
>>2845792
Turned it into a coffee stand, because who doesn't want Jew Boy-Ash coffee?
Here's a webm of the coaster, sorry for potato quality.
>5 names the coaster
>>2845995
Tired of these motherfuckin' snakes
>>2845995
↑5↑5↑5↑5↑5↑
"the coaster" it is? I thought Trasher was good but "The Coaster" has a good ring to it.
Object collisions on or off for coaster building?
>>2846135
the buildings ave no colission, and thats just the generic name.
but you got 5 so it stays 'The Coaster'
So is the park named Foot Fetish Fair or~
Cause I think it's unanimous that FFF is a go
>>2846244
Dubs Confirms.
Good job, anon.
You've named the park finally.
>on another note, these are the test scores for the coaster.
>>2846204
We need a third opinion. I like /Trash/er but I got a five after you.
(if this somehow = 5, "the /trash/er")
>>2846244
I would dispute, but you got dubs
>>2846244
You cunt.
Now we've lost all our revenue because little to no normies want to come to your clopper clamp. It should be if you want to attract people something with a ring, can combine that with MLP jerkoffs who pay 300 for a plush. And make "Cloptopia." The 4chan amusement park
>>2846288
Damn, dubs right after my dubs.
(OP on FFF idea)
>>2846290
>"Cloptopia"
if only you got trips. overruling will just slow the thread down more though
>>2846244
>>2844355
>>2844388
>>2844444
>>2846288
>>2846311
>>2846322
This thread is insane
HERE'S WHAT WE'VE GOT.
Park name: Foot Fetish Fair
First Ride: The Coaster
Food Court: The Oven
Shops:
1. Hitler Fried Chicken
2. Dead Jew child
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
Toilet: Your Waifu.
>We need a new area/attraction
>Next Dubs makes it.
Also there are still alot of food/store stalls that don't require any gets, simply state what it sells and what it's called, 5 spots left
2 or 3 names Janitor or Mechanic
Gotta have the classic Glue factory as a souvenir stand.
>>2846432
Here's the Glue Factory.
You got 2 so the Mechanic will also be named 'Glue Factory'
2 birds 1 stone.
Samefagging here
Why not name Janitor, Moot?
>>2846580
Excellent Idea, Samefag-kun
now all we need is
>4 more stalls, i repeat, no gets needed, just put the type of stall and name and its done.
>new attraction/area, dubs names
>>2846686
Donut stall (they have them?) - "Sunibee's"
Balloon Stall "Dobson's Fetish Art Sales" with vomit colour balloons
2 SPOTS LEFT.
I'M GETTING MESSAGES UP THE BUTT ABOUT HOW THEY'RE ALL THIRSTY
2 SPOTS LEFT
>>2846425
The janitor looks like a HIGH NOON,
The Mechanic looks like a ROBLOX, ITS FREEEEEEEE
>>2846954
I'mma do a thing, and reroll ONCE.
Make them drink Smegma?
>>2847000
What kind of drink stalls are available?
>>2847125
>>2847171
I was about to make Croctails into Cocktails but that isn't even a dirty pun.... or Root Beer.
Maybe /pfg/ will enjoy a root pun. I've already named two stalls so pass on this comment.
Something I find funny is the amount of people who walk up the stairs, hoping to feel release from their need to pee, only to find out it costs $1.50 and proceed to make their way back down the stairs
W-what?
could it be?
Yes, yes it is, it's a new area!
There's finally more room to walk!
>5 decides what gets put in the new area
>>2847558
lets make a rollercoaster!
Update: People will not pay $1.50 to use the toilet, but some people will be happy to fork over $1.0 for the use of the only toilet.
>>2847842
*$1.20
>>2847661
Ok because the thread has been slow A ROLLERCOASTER IT IS.
What kind of coaster should we build?
0 Decides
>>2848037
Do you have extended?
>>2848068
how about Giga
In the meantime i'll build 3 misc attractions, and it's up to you guys which one stays.
>INTRODUCING
>3D ANIME TIDDY SIMULATOR
The newest VirtualReality Simulator may be coming to the Fair, with the newest in 3d technology, watch as the Waifus erupt from the screen and into your pants!
(not really, you're just staring at 3d porn you sick fuck)
>THE BONE ZONE
Ever wanted to swing around the air held up by ancient bones haunted by the spirit of an angry giant skeleton?
If so, then vote for The Bone Zone to be the newest ride at the FFF!
>/d/ Thread Simulator v0.06
Experience a day in the life of a /d/egenerate!
>Vote now on your phones.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10207452
>>2848275
It was a close call between 1 and 3
Also, looks like its just you and me.
>>2848527
Keep this thread alive at least until the americans wake up please
This ride has not reached the station yet
"Zootopia"
First ride is "Judy's Twat."
>>2847208
Let's make it Crocodile Smegma. Gotta love the crusty Algae added in for texture variation.
>>2854602
I made milkshake stand called 'smeggy shakes'
I can change It when I boot up the game today
When one of the rides gets five votes it immediately wins.
3d Anime Tiddy Simulator is in the lead with 3 votes, followed by /d/ thread simulator with one vote.
>Make your choice count and vote today
> Don't forget, 0 chooses the next coaster
> Name and type of coaster, so get rolling!
>WITH 5 VOTES, 3D ANIME TIDDY SIMULATOR WILL BE COMING TO THE PARK
the others are just gonna get melted down for scrap or some shit.
The Newest attraction at the park, 3D Anime Tiddy Simulator, is a hit attraction for children and adults of all ages.
Although i've been getting complaints, people want a new coaster.
0 Chooses the Coaster
>>2860435
Forgot Image
I've made a new ride, you hop in a car ad you slowly slowly drive to the end of the track, the total time you spend on the ride is about maybe 3/5 days.
Needs a name /trash/
0 Names it.
If I get dubs or 2, we get a Double Sky Wheel called "Check 'em"
>>2861349
Take A Ride Inside
>>2861349
the get gods didnt think my last one was worth a 0. How about:
Mr Bone's Wild Joyride
>>2863213
>>2863235
C'mon guys, we can do better than this
>>2863137
Rolling for dubs.
>>2863530
>CONGRATULATIONS
>YOU JUST ACCIDENTALLY NAMED THE RIDE
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS VICTORY?
>>2863591
I'll go commit sudoku now.
>>2863438
>C'mon guys, we can do better than this
Have you got a better pun?
>>2863816
i was referring to the gets.
>but it's too late now
>>2863942
>that car on car action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1LO6uxy11I
These people will be waiting in line for literal days.
Maybe weeks of standing, waiting.
I almost feel bad for them.
almost
>>2864285
give them some scenery
like a skeleton
>>2864512
I gave them a few haunted trees and some dead skeletons.
It's also playing this very loudly.
well, actually it's not exactly what it's playing but it's the closest i could find on youtube.
the whole thing in game is on a very very low pitch
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AieIS4apZsI
>>2864818
They thought they would be free from the song, but i placed speakers at perfect points along the days-long track so they're always hearing it, no matter where they are on the ride
I am truly a benevolent god.
>We need more stuff, 7 decides next area/attraction and the name
>>2865294
fuck it, "zootopia"
Anyone got any more ideas?
>>2866557
>The number was 7 so technically you got the 'get'
Ok then, so what will 'More Ideas' be?
A ride?
An area?
A Rollercoaster?
A Stall?
Talk to me
>>2866557
>>2866610
>>2866610
sorry, I'll be off soon.
a stall and a ride. Rolling again for "Check 'em"
Not >>2866557
But build a small ride that locks people onto a path splitting into two other rides. Have one ride loop back to the two rides, while the other paths back to the rest of the park.
See how many people make the correct decision.
Assuming the game allows it.
>>2866902
You didn't get dubs, but i'll have that as your ride.
>>2866936
I second this
>>2866902
'It's just a Social Experiment bruh'
So far the Red one is vastly more popular than the freedom-inducing blue one.
Also there's free toilets there so that's incentive to go.
>>2867859
This is more than I could have hoped for. Well done anon.
>>2867922
Not a problem anon, anything to help the park grow.
>>2867986
oh my fucking god that came out HORRIBLY
>>2868002
What do you mean? It's perfect.
We need a drink stand, right?
"Salty Semen's Splash-in-yo-face!"
>>2868860
seconded.
>>2868860
third
>>2868860
Don't worry, when I get back from class I'll build it on the last remaining stall spot
![dd8919dc896ea445b761fa6685a9c5e6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/69UDtcj.jpg "dd8919dc896ea445b761fa6685a9c5e6[1].jpg")
This thread is brilliant! I really like watching how this park evolves.
In case this post happens to get dubs for naming something, the "Recto Rotor" sounds like something the park could use.
Self bump to save the thread. I'm on my way home. More rides on their way.
>>2884457
>>2887098
Introducing: The Recto Rotor!
Sorry for the freezing, my game lagged while recording
Should i build a big brick wall around 'Rolling for Dubs'?
so they never know what time it is or how far away they are from freedom
>>2840951
when asking about something you should post a picture with the options available for those (like myself) that havent played RCT3 with all expansion packs yet so we can have the rigth choice for maximum keks
Can you make a rollercoaster whose tracks end mid air?
>>2888924
Lord OP. I know I may be of little importance to thee, but might I make a suggestion?
>>2897528
Well, ye clearly ain't here. But ah... consider this: >>2888924 If I were you, mate, my next order of business'd be to make a coaster called "The Wanker Spanker."
And I'm talking m8... I'd make it a full ride for about ninety-five percent of the run, then at the end, right before you turn in at the station, I'd stop construction, and start construction on a separate coaster. I'd make sure it was connected to the break-off point with actual tracks and it follows through to the back of the station. It appears that the coaster is finished, but when they reach the break off point, they go flying off into the distance, only to reach conveniently placed pond that is connected to the outside of the park, so that eventually sharks may enter the area to pick them off one by one after they inexplicably survive several violent explosions.
make a roller coaster that goes into space...
and never comes down.
>>2897703
Can't kill people in RCT3.
One of these but without a top so it launches ppl and kills them
Name it "the columbine"
>I'm gonna make 3 more misc rides/attractions soon and it'll be again, up to you which one stays.
