HG thread
what's up faggots
Fuck, which slide were we on? I forgot.
>>2836383
day 2 was the last posted
>>2836383
Worst host. Kys senpai
>>2836383
You just posted Day 2
>>2836357 (Janus)
Yes, but my prior 'killer' and someone who actively ENJOYS hunting my kind is present in the games on an active hunt for us.
>>2836383
Day 2 had just been shown.
>>2836328
If it comes down to it, I may.
>>2836332
Your words are cold as ice.
>>2836346
I suppose we'll leave that up to fate, but know that this time I won't allow you to be saved by that bull.
And next time I may just come back with a few tricks up my sleeve, nonetheless I can assure you with utter certainty that you will fall for me, Sanae.
>>2836359
I think that would be for the best.
>>2836393
>>2836396
>>2836397
>>2836400
Thanks famalams.
>>2836406
As if you needed the excuse.
>>2836400
Interesting. Do you think he or she knows what "youkai" truly are?
>>2836231
Never did, never will. Honestly, i am surprised you haven't kissed my boots yet to ask me for this dance event..
>>2836241
As much as i'd like to, i was not raised to break someone's pride that fast.
>>2836418
All you had to do was to dodge.
>>2836411
I admire your confidence, but I think you're wrong
>>2836418
Want some~?
>>2836418
>Nervously shifts about
Let me guess, you want me to take all the shifts.
>>2836434
Yes, yes they do.
>>2836332
I'll never get along with him
>>2836335
Wait Raven!? Oh crap.
>>2836418
It's cold! Let me stay!
>>2836418
Goodnight.
>>2836411
So you'd say bye-bye to Edea?
>>2836339
True, true. Sounds like you're getting it, too. Keep moving forward, right?
>>2836395
>>2836435
Oh, so you'd break it slowly over time? There's a certain art to that, I think.
>>2836400
>>2836328
You haven't moved. At least you know why you're about to be in a world of hurt. *fires*
>>2836460
The raid on the fire means nothing. Don't go too far; you're behind somebody else on the list.
>>2836358
Yeah yeah, whatever you say, just don't rape me please.
>>2836387
I-I woke up like this! It's not my fault! B-but I do come properly equipped for, ahem, love.
>>2836411
N-no I won't, forget what I said Ringabel! We're brothers in arms, I wouldn't leave a fellow man behind!
>>2836489
He's annoying, but every princess needs a court fool to entertain herself, yeah?
>>2836486
This will be very handy
>>2836486
Nice hair.
>>2836459
Then I must have a talk with them. I yearn to learn if you are demon. But, in the meantime i am required to protect any citizen, and until i cannot confirm you are a demon, I must protect you from harm. It is my code.
>>2836486
This seems a little extreme over a Lollipop...
>>2836486
>>2836489
I don't need to be on your list anymore
hot off the presses
>>2836511
Nice specs.
>>2836486
You both are better suited for this kind of thing. I'd rather sit back and watch.
>>2836498
Don't you have that other robot girl you were telling me about to love?
>>2836486
Hyah!
>>2836489
>She simply takes the hit, seemingly beginning to sob
>>2836498
I didn't have a choice in the matter, myself....
>>2836514
A kind gesture, but...a futile one, ultimately.
>>2836489
Yep. Just gotta drag your baggage with you sometimes.
>>2836486
>>2836520
MODS = GODS
>>2836534
Why is that? I am a Space Marine, and you killer will not know how to fight against me, or will be ill prepared.
>>2836553
You're far to late for that.
>>2836553
uhhh?
Where did I end up now?
>>2836553
This is getting good!
>>2836489
...I love it when she does that.
>>2836520
>
>>2836520
Only way he could've been banned is by somebody reporting his post. Which one of you niggers did us the favor?
>>2836492
Not Hoshi.
>>2836553
Rooting for Sans because he bullied mokou
>>2836603
I've heard several people actually reported him
>>2836603
I might have, don't really remember.
>Bolin got banned
>Everyone stops shitposting and laughs
Bolin sacrificed his life for us
BOLIN IS THE HERO HG NEEDS
>>2836499
Annoying? I don't know if I'd go 'that' far...what kind of history do you two have?
>>2836517
Then I'll pay a visit to your shallow grave when I get the opportunity.
>>2836534
What, you're crying now? I've never seen a bigger case of crocodile tears in my life! You should be more prepared to face the consequences of your actions.
>>2836553
Hm. You're a disgusting rapist, but you have a decent voice.
>>2836528
Like I said she.. Doesn't really come here anymore, and I never said I didn't, I meant I don't have a heart, but I can still love.
>>2836534
Did you at least have fun? I'm not expecting an answer for that.
>>2836620
I didn't want to stay in your stupid shack, anyway...!
>>2836620
Hey, four-eyes, have some fun.
>>2836486
Excuse me, how did I lost again?
>>2836623
Literally derailed the thread from the game.
True cancer, imo.
>>2836620
P-Please just leave me alone.
>>2836541
I usually try to have it checked so I don't have to drag it around so much. Haven't had it lost yet.
>>2836594
Huh? When I do what?
>>2836620
Water, water...somewhere. I hope.
>>2836620
Uhhh, how are you today, Reimu?
>>2836653
I'm going by foot, so there's not much else I can do with it.
>>2836645
W-Who are you?
>>2836574
When Miss Reimu decided to take me out it was effectively instantaneous and overwhelmingly powerful. It's easier just to let them have their way, I'd come back again at some point...presumably. The green-haired woman, Sanae, is one of them.
>>2836620
Couldn't you handle this yourself, Miss Mokou...?
>>2836640
>She simply shoots you a look somewhere between "offended" and "terrified"
>>2836625
>>2836620
Do you think I have any choice in the matter!? It's the host's will that allows and FORCES those sorts of things!
>>2836620
>>2836642
Kids these days don't know when to shut up.
>>2836640
Don't worry, I have faith you'll find a female robot soon enough. With all the freaks around here there's bound to be one eventually.
>>2836625
Him trying to get in my pants and me rejecting him in varies degrees of punishment.
Give me more chill shit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgvYUHmnVTI
>>2836648
At least he stopped the shitposters
>>2836692
>>2836692
H-Ha, I knew that. Was just trying to spook ya.
>>2836676
That was most likely a psyker blast. My armor is very resistant against that. I can possibly match her or surpass her in those powers, for I am trained in the art of being a Psyker.
>>2836692
Nice tits.
>>2836692
>>2836708
You know you can talk to me about your problems instead of trying to murder me.
>>2836653
The "vengeful goddess". It suits you.
>>2836676
O-oh come on I was joking Elly, I guess my jokes are as bad as ever.
>>2836681
I'm not looking for someone else, but even it I was she doesn't have to be a robot... Jerk.
>>2836448
Are you so sure? That's quite a bold statement, you know.
>>2836489
Not a chance, Edea and I are bound by fate, nothing in this world could tear us apart.
>>2836498
A-are you certain? I'm sure you know that I am a dangerous man.
>>2836435
Oh, wouldn't you love that..
>>2836681
All I did was ask about if you had any food...
>>2836692
So... What's it like being green...?
>>2836692
...Why did I do that?
>>2836710
Magic. And...well, I doubt it, either way.
>>2836733
THAT IS THE LEAST FUNNY ONE EVER.
>>2836667
That brings up another question...how'd you get unlucky enough to not have wings?
>>2836676
*eyebrow twitches* Forces? Very poor choice of words.
>>2836684
*looks you over* In his defense, there's not much to your pants there.
>>2836692
Really now? And you wonder why I berate you.
>>2836737
Oh you~
>>2836692
>>2836714
You too.
>>2836675
Haise Sasaki! Rank 1 Ghoul Investigator! Is there something I can help you with?
>>2836692
>>2836737
It wasn't a very good first impression
>>2836752
What is that supposed to mean?!
>>2836692
>Sorry I couldn't play. Had to do some runs.
>>2836762
What the hell are you doing? We agreed to let him live!
>>2836758
Thanks. I work out.
>>2836762
Holy shit, you're heavy.
>>2836733
It would make sense for you to find another robot. You both would be able to complain about not being real with each other.
>>2836738
You asked me that over twenty times! How many times do I have to say no before you finally understand that I have no food for you?!
>>2836762
H-Hey, what're you going to do with that chainsaw...?
>>2836762
Still protecting that smile.
>>2836727
Well, it's not every day that...this set of circumstances happens.
>>2836737
Not even a redhead in a hot spring?
>>2836762
Oh, thanks for the lunch. This should hit the spot!
>>2836775
Just that there wasn't much to your pants there. Merely an observation.
>>2836752
>Despite her tears she seems rather frustrated
Well can YOU think of a better term!?
>>2836762
>>2836754
...
>>2836748
In my world, us psykers are what are called magicians.
>moves clumps of rocks around body
I still required to protect you if in danger. The moment I see a citizen in danger, I rush in to save them.
>>2836762
I hope it's good! It's a sandwich!
>>2836726
What problems? I'm perfectly fine.
A-And I wasn't trying to murder you. It was just a joke.
>>2836752
Oh, I do have them. See?
I just wasn't born with them.
>>2836762
>>2836787
Okay, this one wasn't a joke.
>>2836737
As sure as I can be! You help keep up moral around here and if you go we all go with you!
>>2836748
I thought it was kinda funny...
>>2836787
I don't complain... Do I? A-and besides I have a type..
>>2836784
>>2836800
You both are heartless bastards that need to be thrown into a psych ward.
>>2836787
Every time I turned around you were chewing on something...! I thought maybe you found something, but just didn't want to share!
>>2836760
My bad boyo, I skipped a slide.
>>2836779
I DON'T MIND FAMO
>>2836805
F for the titan.
>>2836794
They made me wear it for a painting. I very much prefer my battle garments at any case.
Who's your favourite hero from Overwatch?
>>2836805
I may be hopeless, but not hopeless enough to go to the Feast.
>>2836784
Oh, I see how it is. Go on and on about killing him, but then the second the cameras are on I'M the badguy.
>>2836813
I probably belong there.
>>2836797
That just seems more like telekinesis.
>>2836802
I'm half-tempted to slap you. With my scythe.
>>2836805
I shouldn't even be susceptible...!
>>2836827
What's with the look...?
>>2836825
Reinhardt and Roadhog
>>2836825
M E R C Y
E
R
C
Y
>>2836825
None of them because I only play eve and modded farcry 3
>>2836825
Mercy
>>2836796
*rolls eyes* Oh, I dunno. I was thinking maybe of, hmm...an apology? Yeah, that's what it's called. You should try it.
>>2836798
I do appreciate a good sandwich. Thank you.
>>2836800
Don't you think they'd be useful, especially for travel?
>>2836757
I try my best.
>>2836770
Certainly not, but I got the chance to learn your name, so I think it was quite worthwhile.
>>2836794
N-not even that!
>>2836802
I'm...I'm not so sure I'm worthy of such an honor, but thank you nonetheless.
>>2836825
>Mercy.
>>2836845
Play better games Yukine.
>>2836816
>>2836805
I don't know what's going on anymore.. I thought the poison was fatal?
>>2836835
Don't try to weasel your way out of this, this is both of our faults.
>>2836813
Shut it, you. We're having an important conversation about killing you.
>>2836794
I was not exactly fond of them either.
>>2836839
What is with yours?
>>2836854
Go away!! Who put you in charge of me, anyway?!
>>2836825
>blizzard games
>>2836825
>people unironically like the bland Mercy
>>2836825
WE're all soldiers now.
>>2836839
>disintegrates rocks and floor starts to crackle with energy. Eyes start to extrude a mist and energy.
It comes with telekinesis, along with many other functions.
>>2836863
no u
>overwatch
>better than space jew simulator
>better than high crazy jungle operator simulator
>>2836794
Quit trying to tempt my boyfriend into leaving me. You'd be mad too if people were telling Luna to dump you for beastboy, right?
>>2836883
GET BACK TO WOW!
>>2836854
Four-eyes, please don't. I'm sorry for telling you to have fun.
>>2836859
Well, the bag's a little too heavy to fly with.
And I'm scared of heights.
>>2836871
You're the one trying to put all the blame on me, lady.
>>2836854
F I N A L
O
U
R
WINNER IN THE NEXT 2 SLIDES
PLACE YOUR BETS
ON THAT UGLY FUCCBOI, BRAIN, SPIKO, OR GEORGIE
>>2836825
So what's the general consensus of it? Is it good? Might actually buy the game, but what do you all think of it?
What's great about it and what are its flaws?
>>2836902
n-not until I get beta access
>>2836816
Oh don't worry about me, the show must continue even if my death was not part of it!
>>2836897
I meant better games in general. Far Cry 3 is one of the worst games Ubi shat out in the last 5 years.
>>2836890
>not being a literal healslut
>>2836737
No, i wouldn't. I'd mostl ikey hate it, but i wonder if you can put your money where your mouth is.
>>2836914
Legions is only in alpha.
>>2836802
I'm not saying you do, but you could start if you ever meet another one.
And I never would have guessed robots would have a type, but I guess you learn something new everyday.
>>2836814
There's no reason to share with someone who has the benefit of living in my hut. If you want free food you'll have to either steal some or hunt.
>>2836835
Definitely is a better word for that. Anybody who willingly tortures another person needs to be thrown in without any hope of getting out. Oh, and by the way, you two aren't exactly the best at torturing someone.
>>2836871
I feel like I should have a say in killing me considering I'm the one that's being killed.
>>2836859
...I'm of a mind to beg Miss Sanae to seal me for a day as some sort of punishment.
>>2836879
I'm easily-unnerved, especially with how things are today.
>>2836895
>She takes a reflexive step back
They certainly didn't have such...flair. More...giant glowing orbs of pain and sealing.
Хocт гдe хyecocы, илитa тoлькo пpишлa в тpeд
>>2836890
>Not liking best support
>>2836917
>that image
>>2836917
Link me to the full picture
>>2836917
No I am a dominant tanking Reinhardt
>I really shouldn't have passed Reinhardt to another person qq
>>2836909
It was either this or waking up early on off-duty days early.
>>2836910
Just gonna, you know, fly.
>>2836926
Well, no, I'm pretty bad at it. I'm not the torture type.
>>2836854
>>2836903
I suppose I overreacted. I shall let you live.
>>2836931
Hello.
>>2836909
I was killed. By Yukine of all people.
AND I was unable to avenge your... encounter.
>>2836924
i can wait a week for beta
i already did ulduar and ds anyways
>>2836933
>>2836938
>Wanting our private pictures
No.
>>2836911
I like it
>>2836928
Why do you think I would care?
>>2836932
Oh I like Zenyatta
>>2836903
You're the one who finished him off, the blood's on your.. claws.
>>2836926
The dead don't get a say! People these days..
>>2836910
NEXT SLIDE
>>2836910
HURRY UP AND WIN THIS SO WE CAN GO HANG OUT BY THAT ONE CHRISTMAS TREE, BRAIN
>>2836916
>implying it isn't the last good game ubi shat out
improvement from farcry 2
came out after ac games went to the shitter (and for one title came out of the shitter 6 months later [black flag] but who cares about what's actually correct)
everything after was cancer
soon you will say you go on /v/ legitimately
>>2836963
Get barfed in Iida
>>2836901
I'm not trying to tempt him. I'm just making repeated note of his eye for the ladies. Besides, you shouldn't feel threatened, right?
>>2836903
Fly close to the ground. Problem solved.
>>2836928
Seal you? Tell me what that means and I might let you off the hook.
>>2836944
You know you set a dangerous precedent for yourself, right?
>>2836952
It may all come out in the wash, as they say. Don't worry about it too much. Now, about Yukine...just wait for the next game.
>>2836911
Personally, I found it bland. Felt like TF2 mixed with the most frustrating parts of LoL thrown in.
>>2836971
That's not fair. I'm the only one with claws. Of course I had to finish him.
>>2836972
FOUR-EYES, CALM DOWN.
>>2836981
But that'd be more effort than just walking.
>>2836972
I-I was a fool to let my guard down.
>>2836946
I'm glad you're shying away from your depraved hobbies. Remember that torturing someone hurts them more than it hurts you.
>>2836971
I think I do get a say, and I say I don't want to be dead anymore! I miss living!
>>2836839
W-what? Why?! I didn't do anything..
>>2836861
We all have our roles in this world Ringabel, if one of us is gone it leaves a hole and discourages all of us, so yes you are worth such actions.
>>2836926
Yes I have a type, and I will only start over if the time feels right, but since we're talking about this what's your type?
>>2836953
We only let humans that don't pvp into the beta
>>2836952
>>2836981
H-hey it was only in the game I never meant anything by it!
>>2836981
..Next time, i'll just wake up early during days i am supposed to be sleeping in.
>>2836963
Well, you're the one who came to my aid....
>>2836981
Cessation of my existence, effectively. A...very, very unpleasant experience, even if they only make it temporary.
>>2836987
Yeah... And it wont be fair when I testify against you and get a shorter sentence either, but, life's not fair. Right?
>>2836972
I predict that the dragon shall win
>>2836979
I told you already, I have already dealt with things like this before.
>>2836890
Say that to my facefucker
>>2836933
>>2836938
>>2836956
You could have prevented this.
>>2837000
Obviously.
>>2837012
And I can just play the mindless animal part, putting all the blame onto you.
>>2837000
You'll get used to it, life's overrated anyways.
>>2837005
>human
kek
green jesus 4 life
>>2836949
>>2837040
damn you, spike....DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLLL
>>2837001
My types a girl that doesn't mind being around me and laughs when I do something cringy! How about yours?
>>2837034
It's only overrated when you waste it by dying over and over and over and over and over and over...
>>2837040
Let this be a lesson to you, Brain. It's not very smart to turn your back on your last opponent in the Arena.
>>2837026
>says it to your face
>skiddaddles around
>dies to a widowmaker
>>2837029
And yet you're still covered in blood! Last I checked, mindless animals that attack humans get put down.
>>2837010
Do not think I did so because I care about you. I do not, wench.
How do you like your steak?
>>2837040
>>2837061
Good job torment dragon. You're as frightening as your name implies.
>>2837067
If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me.
>>2837070
Super Rare
>>2837040
>>2837070
Raw
>>2837070
Well done
Gimmie dat leather boot taste.
>>2837081
>>2836987
There'd be a lot of gliding, and just being over the tops of the trees. Doesn't sound that bad. Good job on the win, by the way.
>>2837007
I'll see if I can remember that next time our paths cross.
>>2837008
A tall price to pay, but I think it's worth it.
>>2837010
Hm. I think that'll be your next play, then.
>>2836987
Sounds like a weird mix. Is it voice chat or type chat? Because I think that's where a lot of the salt came from in LoL. Also, are you drawing all your spike pictures now? If so, I really like them a lot.
>>2837036
Oh, hi little cat. Are you okay? You look sad.
>>2837040
Congrats spike!
>>2837070
Medium well.
(captcha was steak, not joking either)
>>2837070
>medium!
>>2837089
>>2837081
Congratulations, Spike
>>2837089
Thanks for hosting
>>2837035
Yes we figured only those that use humans for things not pvp are the best decision makers
>>2837081
Great job Spike.
Thanks for hosting, Kamina.
>>2837081
danke for hosting
>rubs tum
We in 48 hours yet or 36?
>>2837089
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2837089
Thank you for the games, Erica-chan.
>>2837078
Bring it on!
>>2837070
Medium Rare is the only correct answer.
>>2837060
Even then, you're doomed to die anyways. If anything we just did you a favor and sped the process along. But if you're gonna be whiny about, you can come back now anyways, the game's done.
>Doggy paddles out of the thread
>>2837070
>MR
>>2837001
Aside from that "joke".
>>2837069
Then why bother?
>>2837090
"Play"?
>>2837081
Congratulations, sir.
And thank you for having us.
RIP AND TEAR!!!!!!!
>>2837090
The things i sacrifice for my ''comrades in arms'' sometimes, ugh
>>2837118
>drowns
Daily reminder that Atlas could be watching us right now for his videos.
Please go away, Atlas.
>>2837070
flamin'
>>2837127
Someone played DOOM today
>>2837126
I'm a hero, it's my duty. Even if it's irritating girls like you.
>>2837110
48 trib games are over. They will never happen again.
>>2837070
Blue.
>>2837074
I'm not a torment dragon.
>>2837089
Thanks for hosting. It was a good game.
>>2837090
I think I'd rather just walk. Seems simpler.
Thanks for the congratulations.
>>2837097
It's a mix of both. You can enter voice chat with your group really easily, but it's mostly text based. The balance of champs is just weird, and the play of the game mechanic that rewards hitting ultimate generates a lot of salt.
Really, it's just not all that obviously fair, even if it is fair. It lets the player feel cheated too easily.
And I'm not drawing these, I capped them from a comic called "Like Fine Wine". I wish I could draw.
Thanks for the congratulations.
>>2837103
Thanks.
>>2837109
Danke.
>>2837115
See you in court.
>>2837126
Thank you kindly.
>>2837089
Thanks for hosting and congrats
>>2837090
Please remember
>>2837156
And thank you.
>>2837140
Yeah, it's ok. Not buy worthy but decent mind numbing game.
>>2837153
>37 UID
48 it is
thread in a sec
Any more games today?
yuno please host
ATLAS STOP SHITPOSTING REEEEEE
>pls put me in the video
>I'll suck yo dick man
>>2837127
>>2837110
36 is probably best.
>>2837115
I respawned as soon as you guys finished me off. Didn't you notice me standing off to the side?
>>2837155
You are after what you did to me. I saw those wicked torture skills you were doing. You can't pull the wool over my eyes.
>>2837155
Playing right into my hands..
>>2837148
I try not to be irritating.
>>2837153
>>2837126
The thing you should do next. It's an expression.
>>2837133
Ever considered payback of some sort?
>>2837155
But you could always walk sometimes even though you have wings.
>>2837158
Guess we'll soon find out, won't we?
>>2837192
You do not try hard enough.
>>2837187
I could if I tied you to a chair first.
>>2837191
You win this round.
>>2837203
I'm just used to walking. It feels more natural.
>>2837210
cyka blyat
>>2837203
Oh some of the fighters around my age know who in Naga's name is the boss of the courtyard when we practice swordfighting.
>>2837140
I am going to RIP AND TEAR YOUR FLESH!!!!
>>2837179
>EAT THEIR HEARTS!!
Crush their bones!
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
>>2840889
Google defines it as
Extreme foolishness or irrationality
