ERP Thread
Friday Thighday Edition
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>>2824414
Jun go to bed
First for going to bed!
Second for Jun sleep
>>2828321
nth of ragyo fucking off
>dick status: muh
>people bitch when you don't lewd
>people bitch when you lewd too much
You guys are faggots tbqh.
>>2828337
That's really not that long though... People here have been at it for much longer times then this.
>>2828340
What can I say? I'm a dirty little boy~
>>2828321
>Slaps them thighs to watch them jiggle.
>Implying you can escape
The shotas will make sure every woman and maybe man is not left unturned
also go sleep Jun
>>2828352
Fuck's your problem?
I'm sorry Alice, I totally want to lewd you and have girl on girl love with you~
>>2828345
>>2828351
>>2828358
Hm... Let me think long and hard about this~.... Nah. I might just go into lurk soon though.
>
>>2828371
Smug snug, sleep.
>>2828353
Stop right there and put your fat cock where I can see it!
(I'm just teasing, I need to sleep)
>>2828367
I now want to see this with a burning desire.
id rather have gilgamesh and dark link rather than these cancerous shotas
>>2828371
Sleep smug, sleep.
>>2828385
AM I BEING DETAINED?
I'm jealous. I want to have a threeway with Alice and Aya.
>>2828389
>he doesn't know that dark link has a shota form he uses to try and not come off as edgy
>>2828389
Are you my master?
>>2828394
You're always jealous. And cute.
>>2828385
I have a permit to carry this weapon, I swear!
(DICK STATUS: DEAD. Rest well!)
>>2828394
And cuck yourself out of Yuugi's affections?
>>2828387
N-No ... !
>>2828390
Sumireko?
>>2828394
And Parsee?!
What a strange place
>>2828403
Yes
Come back later and wipe out those shotas
>>2828411
What a strange nose
>finally come home
>anti-shota crusade still ongoing
>people hate jun now for some reason
>ragyo talking about a hiatus
o-oh
>>2828408
But Yuugi is solely for dating and deep loving sex for the means of procreation.
>>2828416
fuck off mechanon what do you care, you have their e-mail so you can flirt with them all you want
>>2828371
Sleep snug, smug.
>>2828409
>Comes back with his own fan and starts to cool you off
Yes! I want it to happen!
>>2828367
( I hate to do this, but some IRL Shit is happening right now, I'm not going to be able to play tonight after all. )
>>2828418
You could just come out and tell her you want her to throw you down and rape you senseless until you're a mewling ball of pleasure, you know.
>>2828413
Very well, I shall smite those mongrels before they can ravage the area.
>>2828422
Because I don't think the world revolves around me and feel empathy when people get shit for no reason
>>2828422
Oooooh, sounds like someone's jealous.
>>2828432
>before they can ravage the area.
Too late on that. Jun is already trying to become the King of the thread
>>2828409
Go to sleep, Aya. You've been up for a while.
>>2828416
Suffering.
I think I liked dead hours better.
>>2828433
>Because I don't think the world revolves around me
>posts blog posts and then flirts with kawai and ragyo
yeah nah
>>2828414
Oh...
>>2828429
I could do that, but I can also do what I had plan for the anons. Something I've been meaning to do for quite some time but never got around to it.
>>2828371
Sleep snug, smug.
>>2828390
Y-you too.
>>2828416
Oh you're here, time for bed!
Goodnight all you lovely people I love being lewd with. And mechanon.
>>2828432
HEY MONGREL
YOUR YOUNGER SELF IS GETTING MORE PUSSY THAN YOU ARE
HE MIGHT EVEN GET NERO'S OR SABER'S
>>2828445
Wow, first we get faggots shitposting Jun and now we get faggots shitposting for people talking to each other. You're a class act of cunt.
>>2828448
Leave after 2 replies?
*Wraps her arms around everyone in the thread.*
>>2828443
At least there's someone friendly still around.
Gonna lewd yuruposter yet?
>>2828445
How does that imply I think the world revolves around me.
Does anyone who flirt with anyone think they're king of the world?
>>2828450
Love you too
>>2828443
How do you know how long I've been awake?
>>2828428
W-Who were you again? Sorry, I can't remember every Anon.
>>2828418
So, you said you want to fuck me~?
>>2828427
Oh, you again?
How are you doing~?
>>2828448
Oh? And what's that?
>>2828454
Oh no, people are mean on the Internet.
whos in the shota clubhouse
>>2828436
Ha ha ha ha! He could never become what I've achieved. He's more fit to be a maid of a whore house filled with vermin like that mad dog, Berserker.
>>2828461
You people sicken me.
>>2828458
You're a goddamn blogposter don't act like you're a victim here
Why are you even here, you got what you wanted and you don't even lewd
>>2828454
You niggas flirt OOC for hours
>>2828469
>>2828463
right now just taranza and shota gilgamesh
none of the other shotas expressed interest yet
>>2828371
Sleep snug, smug.
>>2828469
>and you don't even lewd
Looks like you fucked up anon.
>>2828469
>Literally complaining that someone else gets more e-pussy and flirts with a perfect stranger on the Internet
>>2828455
No. It's a rape/slave scenario that I always wanted to do. Never really got around it cause of lack of confidence in writing, and life always getting in the way.
>>2828468
The fuck do you mean "you people"? That's racist.
>>2828469
>everyone else
>>2828475
Where then
Where does mechanon lewd
>>2828469
Damn nigga you got me on the blogpost part but you fucked up on the last
>>2828459
>W-Who were you again?
(Here, I'll use the avatar even though it adds nothing to the post otherwise. I've got to deal with Some Shit for a while here. )
>>2828478
I MEAN NIGGERS, OF WHICH YOU ARE ONE. NIGGER.
>>2828459
Not bad, Aya, just getting ready and saw that the thread was filled with almost all of my favorite Touhou girls. Just as I'm getting ready to go to work too, sadly
>>2828459
Yes I did and I will soon. Got to go before the boss figures out I'm dicking around on my phone in the bathroom, again.
>>2828484
Why tell you when it's more fun to watch you say stupid shit like the newfag you are.
>>2828484
If you hate him so much why do you want to see his typefucking
>>2828484
Good work, keep it up.
>>2828450
Night, Best yuriposter.
>>2828458
Not tonight since they're going to sleep and it won't be long till I join them but it's happening eventually.
>>2828459
I may or may not have been watching you for a couple of hours now. Point being sleep is good for you and you should get as much as you can.
>>2828503
>If they don't prove it to me, specifically, that means it isn't true
>>2828503
He ERP's as Solaire, you utter twat. Now shut the fuck up and sit down, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>2828488
Sorry.
Okay, we will write later then~
>>2828493
I'll wait for you, my dear Parsee.
>>2828484
He's made it obvious who his avas are multiple times and he also only asks for people's e-mail because his work schedule keeps him from being here during primetime.
I know all this from occasional lurking as well. Dumbass.
>>2828511
He also slutted as Tenryuu.
all you niggas need to calm the fuck down and go chill in the shota clubhouse
So is no one up for any breeding tonight?~
Usually dead hours are more chill than this, it's not even Friday night/morning. Why's everyone so angry.
>>2828509
You know, if you were here all the time, why didn't we lewd each other?
And why do you assume I should go to sleep at 1pm?
>>2828524
Combination of Nue paranoia, Jun shitposting, shota hate memes, and just everyone being asses just for the sake of it
>>2828518
>shota clubhouse
Literal cringe.
>>2828524
Some anon got blueballed by Jun and he couldn't just let it go.
>>2828524
But it is Friday morning.
>>2828530
Man Nue hasn't done shit in ages, when will this McCarthyism about him end.
>>2828492
Then we'll write later, I guess?
What a shame these timezones are.
>>2828539
My bad I meant Saturday morning
>>2828543
I agree the threads take it way too far but you have to admit stalking Mizuki on 4 different avatars over the course of several months was some serious shit.
>>2828543
Until the thread gets a confirmation of death and even then people will believe he's posting from beyond the grave
>>2828547
Well yeah I'm not downplaying how fucked up Nue is but as unfortunate as Mizuki's loss is him being gone Nue most likely doesn't have much interest in this place now either. Someday you gotta give up the ghost.
>>2828533
This b8 is old and it was just made. That's what you get for reusing it over and over.
>>2828545
It really is a shame, you goddamn beautiful tengu you. Until later, maybe.
>Gives a last fanning before blowing a kiss.
>>2828552
Well yeah, why do you think he probably went to the discord and then disappeared altogether? All of this after Mizuki left and his remaining avas got exposed. I doubt he's around anymore but I'm sure he'll be back sooner or later. Maybe the discord will do us all a favor and swallow him for good.
SUMMONING NUE
>people think Nue is gone
>>2828562
>>2828561
True enough.
I guess I'ma eat some burritos and lurk for a few hours.
>>2828545
I want to kiss your sweaty thighs
>>2828488
>the one lewdness that looked promising in 6 fucking hours suddenly fails
INTERNET
WHY
>>2828321
artist?
Jesus Christ, just have a fucking wank the lot of you.
>>2828566
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>>2828577
I'll take a Wank, but then that'd just be one more shota, wouldn't it?
>>2828575
Blame me having IRL friends that make me look like the sane, drama-free one.
>>2828548
>Tfw Nue's death will just cause Nue copycats
>>2828610
>Adachi comes in here and starts posting as Nue
>>2828610
THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A NUE KING
>>2828615
We really need someone to steal the avatar, but every time someone says they will, they don't. You'd be in for some serious shitposting hell, anon, but if you pulled it off, you;d be a goddamn thread hero.
>>2828615
>Not wanting to fill the threads with the best meme
>>2828618
>>2828615
Memes are the only reason we're here.
>>2828648
>>2828648
>steals your memmies
Awooooo~
>>2828673
>>2828879
whichever Blizzard artist made that pic HAD to know that shit was exploitable as hell... right?
>>2828883
I fapped to it a couple of times as a kid. Good times.
I'm here to sit on late night dicks
>>2828879
Reminds me of an image that we made say "What do you mean you can't find the Frisbee bro?"
>>2828890
>tfw WoW came out now 12 god damn years ago
>>2828883
Without a doubt
>>2828891
Doesn't look like you get any.
Where's everyone?
>>2828891
Is that so? Well, I guess I shouldn't try to stop you...
>>2829014
Proper dead hours finally hit I guess... Wanna fuck?
>>2829014
I-I'm here...
>>2829006
Or DID I?
>>2829019
Get that fat thing out then, loser
>>2829034
Hey look it's a cum fairy.
>>2829014
I wonder
>>2829044
Can I have your sweater?
>>2829035
'Ey, what's up, gorgeous? So happy to see ya' here today...
>>2829043
..Master?
...You do f-forgive me for last night as long as I improve?
>>2829035
Fine, fine, Ms. Demanding...
>he hastily unbuttons his pants, tugs them down a bit, and lets a semi-erect cock flop out and dangle heavily from his groin
Think a little girl like you can take this?
>>2829058
Master? Oh I'm not your master I've only heard of you.
>The anon gently pets the little fairy's head.
>>2829051
Fuck, not you again
>>2829066
I won't rest till I get my hands on that sweater, you hear me.
>>2829014
Getting ready for the wedding tonight <3
>>2829091
... wedding?
>>2829063
>She sighs in telief and relaxes herself as she got patted.
Uuu...
>...There was a light buzzing that can be heard from under the fairy.
>>2829014
Hmm, perhaps stuck in the vile clutches of dead hours?
>>2829035
Don't get banned for being loli now, you hear?
>>2829096
Hm? What's that buzzing noise little miss?
>The anon stops his petting and looks into her eyes.
>>2829096
>Master walks in and pulses the control a few times.
Improvement is good. I'll be watching.
>>2829087
Go buy yourself a damn sweater
>>2829106
Hey, Elphelt. Haven't seen you in forever.
>>2829095
Me and Dommy getting married today~
>>2829124
I want to cook chocolate confections for Chara again.
>>2829124
Tell me where you got it and you won't have to deal with me ever again.
>>2829108
Posting SFW images seems to be tolerated.
It may make the RP less hot, but it could work as a loophole for loli RPers.
>>2829131
Ooooh.
Well, how about that...
Will there be a celebratory orgy?
>>2829131
Who's invited?
>>2829125
Yep, it's been a while! Again. Starting to think things will never get less hectic....Aw, but enough about me, how are you, Mr. Anon?
>>2829131
Oooh, another wedding to potentially cras-uh, attend? A big, fat, congratulations to you guys!
I'm hungry.
>>2829150
Well duh~ it's just that me and Dommy have plans today before everything happens. So we'll update before it happens~
>>2829151
Everyone's invited!
... I even asked Peach to be my best man... best girl?...Whatever it's called
>>2829156
You're welcome to come! Here's hoping you catch the bucay~
>>2829137
What?
>>2829143
I got it at a place, just go to a store or something
>>2829156
I'm doing good now that you're here.
How about you? Have you found that special someone yet?
>>2829109
>>2829122
>She winced a little at the first pulse, though she took the rest without wavering.
...Not sure if I can be honest about that or not, but... Let's play a guessing game to have a little fun.
>She shifts her feet a bit forward.
Three guesses. Guess correctly, and you get to use the bottom hole instead of me just using my mouth~
>>2829160
>Gives you a cake.
>>2829162
>bucay
>>2829168
It's a vibrator isn't it little miss?
>He slowly pets her on the head again.
>>2829145
>(Lolicon refers 99% of the time to drawn sexualized small flat-chests. SFW is not loli, it's just a cute kid. Note how all of my lewd Ribbon images are crops. There's reasons.
>>2828321
Hey ERP:
Someday please do a thread of all your OPs pls. ERP threads are kinda dumb, but you usually pick a good pic for the OP so I hope someone's keeping track.
>>2829180
>>2829180
Did I spell it wrong? Sorry I don't speak italian
>>2829190
Thanks anon! I was confused for a bit
>>2829168
Is it a tactical nuke?
>>2829162
Thank you miss, I just love weddings to death. And but of course, cuz i'll shoot anyone that gets inbetween me and it. Uh, mostly kidding!
>>2829166
Ehehe, you really flatter me, mister. And nope, but i'm not worried. All good things come in time, right? El's in no big rush.
>>2829184
Oooh, nice! First tryy~! N-now, guess which hoole it's in~
>She slurred a bit as he pats her head. It must've been taught to her one way or another that pets aren't just good, but as good as getting her cunt licked.
>>2829165
It's the Anon that made ice cream over brownies last night
>>2829173
You can't eat cake for lunch.
>>2829205
With how it's affecting you I'm guessing it is in your vagina correct?
>>2829204
Really? I'm honestly surprised I would have expected someone as beautiful as yourself to get bombarded by suitors daily.
>>2829207
Oh yeah, I would've eaten it all but my throat was killing me, so I just passed out
>>2829204
(Hey Elph! You haven't been around in ages, was about to ask sometime soon whether you had vanished by now.)
>>2829207
>(Ice cream over brownies
>(mfw
>(mfw I supply no face
>>2829216
Well, you won already, but nope!
>She turns around and presents her cute butt. Someone cuts holes in her skirt to openly show her slit, perky tits, and cute ass, which gave him a clear view of the lightly buzzing of the vibrator. He could see redness in her left buttcheek.
It's in my ass!
>>2829204
Ha... Haha.. Yeah.. Jokes...
>Note to self... buff up security
>>2829220
Thank you sir~
>>2829244
Well now that was unexpected.
>The anon now rubs your little cute cheek and slowly caresses your red butt.
So what was it that I won again little miss?
>>2829224
Hum, maybe they think i'm a bit of a weirdo? I guess I don't see too many other people parading around in a wedding dress as casual clothing. H-Hey, um, you don't think i'm really weird or anything, do you mister? I promise I won't get mad if you say yes!
>>2829241
(Hihi, hubby! It probably seemed like that, right? I've just been preoccupied by various things. Real life can truly suck some(most) of the time!)
>>2829251
Hey DMG. Make sure you don't forget about the shrunken anon you've got nestled in your cleavage before the ceremony starts.
Although I couldn't possibly imagine a better front seat for the event.
#SergalLivesMatter
oo ee oo ah ah
ting tang wallawalla bing bang
>>2829254
>She gasped lightly as he touched that recently-spanked butt, shivering as he carressed it.
H-hold on...
>She turns around and lifts her skirt for Anon to get a better view of her slit.
I normally reserve it for special people like Master, but you get to fuck my pussy~
>>2829266
Of course not, You're not weird at all and that wedding dress fits you perfectly.
As a matter of fact I adore your outgoing and upbeat attitude.
>>2829290
>The anon began to pet the fairy's head again.
I'll use the hole that you find most comfortable to use cutie, I'll let you choose.
>>2829277
>tfw you will never be best bros with Jiro.
Why even live.
>>2829305
>tfw you will never hug Jiro and say "I know how you feel, and I'm so sorry you have to go through it."
Why are we on this earth if not to bro out?
>>2829303
DON'T LET HER CHOOSE YOU WIMP, CRUSH THAT PUS RIGHT NOW. TAKE CONTROL
>>2829305
>>2829311
>>2829319
If she wishes to reserve her pussy for her master I won't touch it... Best not spoil another man's property.
How many times a day you guys fap?
>>2829273
So they are all Master? Alright. I just needed to refer to you, though...
>>2829303
N-no, I insist, you fuck my slit. But if you want to fuck my mouth, Master, I'll try to add in a kink you enjoy.~
>>2829320
Isn't that the comic about the tranny?
>>2829271
Oh come on. You know you want to sit up in my chest while I get married
>>2829296
Even I kinda if I suspect you're just trying to spare my feelings, i'm glad to hear that! Partially because it's the only clothing I have to my name. El should really rectify that sometime soon, geez....Since I was the only of us Valentine's born with emotions, I figure I should try to stay positive. With all of these compliments, i'd think you're trying to butter me up for something....
>>2829330
I've been doing about 3 times a day as of late...
>>2829332
Nowadays yeah. The author's slowly converting to Full SJW.
>>2829329
Didn't you hear >>2829273 ? He was my first, but I'm everyone's pet, not just him.
>>2829330
Really depends on how good my partners are.
Sometimes 0, often 2, rarely 4+.
>>2829330
Two or three.
>>2829342
What was it originally about?
>>2829330
These days? Maybe once a day at best.
>>2829330
.17
>>2829330
Two or three so times... Wanna join me~?
>>2829356
Silly romantic drama-comedy with implied scifi elements when it first started. Most of that's still there, he just shoehorned in EVERYONE IS OPENMINDED ABOUT TRANSGENDERISM.
>>2829330
I've never jerked off in my life, though I've done something alike every blue moon.
>>2829364
I'll never get that. But that's the world we live in nowadays.
>>2829376
To be honest, with his art style you wouldn't know the character in question was M->F unless the characters told you anyway.
>>2829368
Are you a priest, Anon?
>>2829336
Oh, what do you suppose that is?
>>2829386
Fair enough. I have to thank him for making it just for the edits, though. There have been some gold.
>>2829335
Of course I do. I just wasn't sure if you'd be okay with keeping me there for your special day.
If you're fine with it then I'll just have to be on my best behavior and keep still during the ceremony.
>>2829387
No, I am a sissy slut boy who wants to achieve highest levels of lust.
>>2829330
Also, I wanna lewd the Shimakaze!
>>2829408
Oh yeah, it's a meme goldmine sometimes. He does do good reaction faces.
>>2829421
That's a trapkaze too~
>>2829330
>There are people who don't masturbate 24/7
>>2829430
Proove it.
>>2829436
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4478630
I recognize the image.
>>2829331
Actually, master meant he was also Chara's baker, but he likes your forward thinking.
>>2829421
Aren't we all?
I want to BE this Shimakaze.
>>2829368
.. P-pics?
Boat girls have the best dog fucking doujins and that's a fact
>>2829458
shame it's a shit fetish, fag
>>2829400
Well it's just an hunch, but I can't shake the feeling you want to do certain "things" with me?
>The last word comes from her mouth with a provocative linger. The bride moves her hands to her hips and focuses her eyes on his face, obviously trying to read the man.
A bride's intuition never lies, y'know!
>>2829458
>Kisses the Youmu on the cheek.
>>2829454
It will be too lewd for this board, isn't it?
>>2829462
One of the worst yea
>>2829355
Alright! I would have given mouth if you lost, but since you won... Any preferred kinks that can be performed by a humanoid (4 foot tall) fairy like I? Or do you just want it plain, too?
>Before he began, just to get him hard, she starts sucking the bulbous tip of his dick while groping his sack, tickling the opening with her tongue.
>>2829443
>Genderswap
Well, uh. How is this genderswap?
Looks like a girl to me.
>>2829452
We could really need a shimakaze in here, whoring herself off.
>>2829458
Also a Youmu whoring herself off would be nice~
>>2829466
>Hugs you tight and rubs her nose on your cheek
Hai qtbutt
>>2829467
[email protected]
>>2829475
Like this?
>>2829471
Oh you really are a little slut.
>The man pinches her little cheek.
I want to see you just take my entire cock and see that little throat of yours swell up.
>>2829475
Someday
>>2829477
>Jun giggles softly and quickly kisses the girl on her lips.
How are you today cutie pie~?
>>2829471
>Master gives a pleased look to his little whore.
>>2829464
Oh no it seems my true intentions have been discovered.
>He pretends to act worried for a minute before smiling at her
I'll be honest I would love nothing more than to make you my bride even it's just today.
>>2829501
I was having an alright morning, then you showed up and made it wonderful ~
>Blushes and holds the cutie by his hips and kisses back, playfully running her tongue along yours
How about you ?
>>2829516
Oh I've been having a wonderful day~
>His hands move along the girls and begin to slowly caress he butt.
My do you look so adorable~
>He quickly moves his mouth over to the side of her face and licks her neck before biting lightly down onto her ear.
>>2829446
The can I refer him to Baker if I need to refer to him specifically when talking to someone else? Just convenience for the other, that's all.
>>2829491
>She pulls out to just speak a last time. She winces at the pinch of her face cheek, but smiled anyway.
Sooo, deepthroat it is~
>She coughed for a few seconds, still fondings his balls to keep him somewhat satisfied while she clears any gunk, then opened her mouth wide, paused, and slammed her mouth against the shaft, taking in over 3/4ths of the dick in one smooth motion.
